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new!
Why was the Angry
Blue Warthog so angry? What did he have against B.C. the Cat?
Fred the Hand and Shakespeare the Moustache didn't know, but
they took the Warthog with them on a strange and wonderful
journey to Razzmatazzmania to find out! You know Razzmatazzmania---it's
past the W.C. Fields, under the Lloyd Bridges, and beyond the
Veronica Lake.
A fable by Rip Rense, illustrated by Keith Snider. Purchase book
and poster at
Rip Post Store.
NEW!
11/10/24
HARRIS AND DEMS:
THE WOKE JOKE IS ON THEM
by Rip Rense
NEW!
11/02/24
Country Joe McDonald is more than
Woodstock---
about 40 albums more!
by Rip Rense
plus:
recommended CJ listening here
6/24/24
It's All Too Much:
There is much
more AI-ing to do with
Beatles Music than just "Now and Then"
by Rip Rense
TAIWAN SPECIAL
Report: Why it is not a "renegade province"
Riposte: Taiwan: My Other Country
Chart comparing Taiwan and China
Oct. 3, 2022|
RENSE COLUMNS:
THIS IS WHO WE ARE
July 8, 2022
EXCERPT:
Mental Illness? This country is a stinky, heavily tattooed
recluse hiding in the basement, staring fish-eyed at a computer
screen, scratching his or her billions-served belly, farting
through old underpants, swilling Diet Pepsi and canned
cocktails, masturbating to porn that would have disgusted
Caligula, AR-15 close by to deal with deep state stormtroopers,
heathens, minorities, women, gays, Nancy Pelosi. Either that or
throwing asinine, sanctimonious “pink pussy hat” weekend parties
in the streets, carrying impotent signs about “Repignicuns” and
“Regulate Dicks,” conflating lascivious sexual behavior with
“rights” and “liberation,” turning every issue into identity
politics, and “diversity” and "inclusion" into code words for
quota systems and discrimination worthy of the China Cultural
Revolution. |
THE KAREN VS. CARUSO
Oct. 25, 2022
EXCERPT: Bass thrives on the make-nice
“consensus building” “partnering” “coalition-making”
bureaucratic no-man’s-land lingo on which most government
inefficiency, stagnation, constipation, is built. Remember, this
is a person who said she would need two mayoral terms to have
any impact on the cataclysmic problem of homelessness in L.A..
Talk about a ploy. Talk about setting your sights low. |
LET THE FISH-FRY PROCEED
Rense on Chief Executioner Trump
GIMME SHELTER!
Rense on viral isolation*
*winner, 2020 L.A. Press Club award
New!
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The
long-awaited sequel to LTSEWH! You read them in the awful
L.A. Times, San Francisco Chronicle, airline magazines, even
this website! You even bought the original LTSEWH book! Now,
fifteen years later, here it is---this time spectacularly laden
with profanity!---Less Than Satisfying Encounters With Humanity
II! Inane and insane encounters as only Rense can experience,
and relate. The decline and fall of civility---including the
author's---in this, the horrific 21st century! Three hundred and
twenty pages' worth! Illustrated by Rense himself! (Well,
everybody's got to have a hobby. . .)
Cover by David Allen. |
Still Covering Things Beatle:
Now read Rense at
Bestclassicbands.com:
and. . .
It's All Too Much:
There is much
more AI-ing to do with
Beatles Music than just "Now and Then"
by Rip Rense
Amazing:
Lennon Offered McCartney Olive
Branch in '72
by Rip Rense
11/13/23:
"NOW AND THEN," THE
LAST BEATLES SONG? Hmm. . .
by Rip Rense
11/02/23
IT'S BEATLES EVE
by Rip Rense
11/01:
"NOW AND THEN:" THE BEATLES,
ONE MORE TIME
by Rip Rense
FULL SCOOP ON
THE "FINAL" BEATLES SONG"
"NOW AND THEN"---exclusive!
also. . .
ATTN.,
APPLE!
A.I. THE OTHER THREE BEATLES REUNION SONGS CHOSEN BY ONO!
Don't blow this opportunity!
Also:
Rense on "Get Back/Let it
Be"
Special Riposte column, History of the
Project, Review/analysis of
the new, remixed "Let it Be," sidebars, more!
This just in!
Disney
Mickey Mouses "The Beatles Get Back" DVD/Blu-ray release
Rense Makes Case for
Ringo & George album
Songs by
George-and-Ringo should be collected, remixed, released.
Lennon's great lost song!
Could
"Memories" be saved?
Give this Lennon piece one more chance
"Grow Old With Me" exists in many
versions---none of them properly finished. There's still time. .
.
Exclusive
GEORGE HARRISON'S MISSING
LAST SONGS
Two albums' worth of the ex-Beatle's final
works. . .gone!
SOME BUMPS IN THE NEW 'ABBEY
ROAD'
Rense Review
NEW BEATLES 'WHITE ALBUM'
BOX SET
Rense Review
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"Books?
Yes, we have books."
The Rip Post
Featuring Rense's five-time Los Angeles
Press Club Award-winning column (now on hiatus.)
Amazing L.A. history!
Tribute Website for the Original,
Forgotten
Los Angeles Daily News
Interviews with former staff members, tons of
photos!
Saturdee
Opry Links!
A weekly
Quixotic pursuit for appreciators of opera who don't expect too
much, would-be appreciators of opera who don't know what to
expect, and those somewhere in-between,
such as your host.
Verdi
Puccini
“If you’re gonna get off on somethin’ you don’t need to
know nothin’ about it, music is a universal language.
If it’s opera in Italian, you ain’t supposed to know nothin’ about Italy.
You can just sit there and dig on it.”
---the late, great Dr. John. |
Albums by The Persuasions,
produced by Rip Rense*
Frankly A Cappella: The Persuasions Sing Zappa *Executive Producer: Rip Rense |
Persuasions of the Dead. The Persuasions
and Friends: The Grateful Dead Sessions. |
The Persuasions Live at McCabe's! *Produced by Rip Rense and Marc Doten |
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