by RIP RENSE
(Dec. 8, 2005)
We get letters!
There are many
readers who have never been menaced by a rabid dog in the late stages of frothing madness.
Perhaps the following uncensored e-mail---be warned, it is X-rated!---which came in
response to my Terrorists in the Voting Booths column, will allow said readers
to compensate for having missed that life experience. (The
Rip Post is not responsible for spelling and punctuation idiosyncracies of our
Letter # 1 was signed by a "Gene (last name
omitted.)" The Rip Post heard from another person of the same name
and address after this column
appeared, claiming his identity had been used by someone else, and
that he did not author this e-mail. Ah, the joys of the Internet!
Still, rest assured that the text of this e-mail is accurate:
How bout you
fuckin Marxist hate everything about America, conpiracy mongering, faggot lovin shitstains
just move to fucking France and leave the majority of rational thinking Americans the fuck
alone. The nation sent a clear mandate to you buttfucks by delivering a conservative
house, Senate and Presidency, you can't reasonably snivel about voting fraud with such a
clear national mandate. Oh yeah, I forgot. IT was probably aliens from outer space
that caused a shift in reality that caused it all. Paranoid fuckin weirdo.
The Rip Post Responds:
Whenever you wonder why the country is so “divided,” just refer to
missive. He is the new Middle-America, suckled at the teats of Limbaugh, Coulter,
Robertson, and the rest of the screeching radical fascist media demons. A few years back,
when I wrote a column for the website, World Net Daily (I was one of the few non
extreme-right writers there), letters just like Gene's choked my in-box on a weekly basis. Every column
I wrote prompted a small avalanche of barely literate bilious
obscenity straight from “The Heartland.” (I’ll never forget one that
turned out to come from a Mormon minister!) Gene is the perfect
specimen of Bush supporter, a mainline USA flag-waving “patriot” of
the first order. And, yes, you guessed it, he is also a “Christian.”
I discovered Gene's religious bent via a simple google
search, which turned up a letter to a Christian website---without a single
naughty word! I wrote back to him:
So I must ask you, Gene, where in the Bible do you
find justification for such uncouth language as you have used with me? Perhaps in the
"Sermon on the Mount"? You have succeeded in confirming widely held opinions
that many who profess to be Christians today are not practicing very Christian values. I
allow for anger, but your letter is really quite appalling.
Here is Gene's response:
Oh boy, he knows how to do a google search. Sure,
sometimes everyone just gets fed up with the stupid idiotic crap that you Marxist leftist
hate American zealots spew. Yes, my darker side came out, as yours does, that is mans
nature, his fallen man. The only thing that you seem to profess is division. Everyone
should agree with your ideology or else they are fascist. Well please, consider France or
Canada as I am sure they would welcome you along with your pal Kerry.
I profess division?
Letter # 2, from
Wayne A. (name removed by request):
from a previous Riposte column) Kerry is in. Game over. Bush out. I'll bet my
Beatles albums on it. Even the 1970 Let it be boxed set. So who gets the
Beatles albums? Don't you liberals get tired of being right all the time?
The Rip Post Responds: No one
took me up on the bet. You missed out! By the way, I am not a liberal. Or do you know
liberals who support the death penalty and oppose Affirmative Action based on
race (I feel it should be based on economics, with race a lesser consideration)? Dont
you get tired of making erroneous and presumptuous assumptions all the time?
# 3, which came from a reader identified only as
firstname.lastname@example.org, took issue with my reference
to Bushs supporters being mostly white:
You're a real prick trying to pin
the blame on whitey. Just goes to show that people like yourself who write such articles
are merely part of the problem by spreading such propagandistic disinformation. The only
people who are to blame are white elitist traitors like the governing elites who have sold
out their own white working class in this country to cheap immigrant labor and to be used
as cannon fodder in wars to protect israel's interests and big oil. Insofar as many whites
are naive and uninformed by the jewish press and the corrupt politicians, they bear some
responsibility, but if they really knew how they were being used, they'd make minced meat
out of the whores in washington and the chosen people who influence the media and steer
our foreign policy. As far as electing Bush, this is a much better scenario than it would
have been with Kerry. Bush is so going to fuck things up and further alienate the rest of
the world from us (except for our "gallant" little ally Israel, of course),
there will ultimately be a price to pay, and when white people start wisening up, they'll
finally start asking the right questions: Who benefits? why? how? where? Things are moving
The Rip Post
Responds: I am reminded
of the Ku Klux Klan fellow that Howard Stern used to phone, who began each tirade with
WAKE UP, WHITE PEOPLE! What an interesting mish-mosh of racism,
anti-Semitism, and venom from Ronen! Where to begin. . .Well, by Ronens
reasoning, because I noted that the overwhelming majority of Bush voters are white (a
fact), I was therefore trying to pin the blame (for Kerrys loss) on whitey.
Actually, I pin the blame on the Democratic donkey for fielding a weak and unfocused
jackass candidate. As for white folk supporting Bush, well, some polls have it close to 90
percent, but whatever the figures, one look at the sieg-heiling crowd at the
Repugnican convention tells that particular Aryan story.
Ronen, I must admit, actually made a valid
point, through his spittle-dripping incisors and gnarled verbiage, about the government
selling out the working class. Of course, Ronen limits this to the white
working class, hewing to his racist agenda (or perhaps believing that non-white
members of the working class are doing just fine.)
When he notes
that whites are being used as cannon fodder in wars to
protect Israels interests and big oil, he seems to have not watched the big
weekly news photo parade of American young people slaughtered in Iraq. Funny thing, but I
see a whole lot of black and Latino faces, the occasional native American, and not a few
immigrants from Mexico, the Phillipines, elsewhere. Why, a friend of a friend just lost
her young son in Iraq, and the poor boy was half-black, half-Fijian. Guess non-whites dont
count, as far as Ronen is concerned
He is correct,
though, in observing that young people---little more than children, in many cases---are
dying for big oil and Israels interests, not to mention Halliburton.
And as for
Jewish press, well, in 30 years of print journalism, I have never once seen an
editor light a menorah in the office, or require reporters to wear yarmulkes. And every
office I worked in had a nice Christmas tree every December. Lchaim!
Letter # 4,
from Mr. Ross Powell (email@example.com):
across your web pile of rat excrement today and felt compelled to send YOU a message -
Bugger off! Your left wing Bi-polar ranting made me think you need to get back on the
alien ship that obviously kidnapped you when you were an infant or better yet I'm thinking
the best part of your brain ended up trickling down your fathers left leg during
your conception. However, you opining about Iran's Sunburn missiles was a good read but
you missed one tactical movement by the US: the use of numerous small nukes or an EMP
device that could and would render all those missiles and their communications systems
useless. The prospect of Israel taking on Iran is real and I have read in some other
paranoid sites that it is coming in mid November.
Iran analysis notwithstanding, I think this site and rense.com are giant festering buckets
of vegan entrails. You can be assured however, that you and your ilk will never have any
real power in this country; you are destined to continue to jerk off over the toilet using
your lavender hand lotion from Mary Kay. Have a nice day, loonytoons.
The Rip Post Responds: Wow!
Giant buckets of vegan entrails---pretty creative! Left-wing bi-polar?
Hey, all the best people are! As for the Sunburn missiles, the funny thing is that I
wrote about these missiles. Perhaps Mr. Powell has me mixed up with some other pile of rat
excrement he enjoys reading. Still, in the spirit of generosity, I offer a comment here
about his suggestion that small nukes be used against Iran. Here is the
call me loonytoons?
is yet another comment for Mr. Powell: there is no such thing as a small nuke.
What else. . .Ah, yes, Rense.com is is my wonderful brothers superb website, not
mine. And concerning the phrase, you and your ilk, rest assured, Mr. Powell,
that there is absolutely no one else like me. Im the last of the litter, and they
broke the mold.
Finally, concerning the
reference to onanistic practices with the aid of exotic liquids: well, I must agree that
cyber-commentary often has much in common with masturbation, but um, what does this say
about those who write letters to cyber-commentators?
Letter # 5
(abridged): From Daniel Malone
If the exit poles
are as accurate as you claim then why do we have a punch-card and a booth? Also, with so
many people waiting in line to vote how can you be certain every individual was asked who
they voted for? Furthermore, I wouldn't answer to some reporter if asked who I voted for
after exiting the polling place, and I bet there are others like me. I know for a fact
that no one was at my Precinct B in Ohio polling place asking people who they voted for
president. You logic is flawed and derived of negative emotions. You need to look better
at the facts and think before you spew out things that don't consider ALL the facts. We
have a right in this country to speak our minds and I don't have a problem with your
opinions other than the ones I consider untrue and not based on ALL the facts. Anyone who
thinks the world is a better place with terrorists planning and killing needs to look at
ALL the facts and a bit of history. No, I don't think they are a huge threat on their
turf, but when they come over here with their destruction (and they did) they are. It took
them years to plan the twin towers attack. The terrorist was planning this attack while
Clinton was in office and he did very little with the intelligence. I know they new
something was in the works. Clinton did nothing. Yet, you don't blame him for anything.
Remember he bombed Iraq and killed civilians, but no one says anything about this. It is
proof that you are one sided and no matter what Bush does you will disagree. You are upset
because we don't have a democrat in office. I for one vote for no party. I vote for the
best man for the job. Period.
The Rip Post Responds:
Compliments to Mr. Malone for his courtesy, and thanks for his time in writing. First
point: Im not quite sure what an exit pole is, but if I heard some
people at the voting booths were threatening to use poles on my exit, Id stay away,
too. Second point regards this statement: We have a right in this country to speak
our minds and I don't have a problem with your opinions other than the ones I consider
untrue and not based on ALL the facts. This is like saying I dont mind
your clothes except for the pants, shirt, socks, shoes, belt, coat, and tie. Mr.
Malone, opinions are neither true nor untrue. They are opinions. Whats more, you dont
have all the facts. No one has all the facts, not even that guy who won on Jeopardy.
Based on the
facts as I have read them, I dont believe there is any reason left to give any
credibility to close presidential election results in this country. There are too many
variables, too much room for chicanery---from spoilage (a judgement call) to
provisional ballots (often given to minorities) to touch-screen voting
machines that leave no paper trail, to supervising state government officials who are
Mr. Malone, I have written many columns in which I have faulted administrations dating
back to the 1970s for allowing---in fact, facilitating---the rise of terrorism.
Finally, I couldnt care less if the president were Democrap, Repugnican, or Whig, if
he were intelligent, possessed of sanity, and could pronounce nuclear.
# 6 (abridged), from Scott T. Davis (firstname.lastname@example.org):
Rip, The west coast secession sounds good in abstract, but in realality it would be just
as shitty as the current configuration. The Sperminator as dick-tater and that alien
looking bitch shriver as first lady, get real Rip! I live in Illinois we have a superior
form of voter fraud. . . Face the facts Rip the Tye dyed sixty's are gone groovey dude and
Orwell's writings have come true, and yes it breaks my heart too! God Bless you Rip and please stop drinking the
The Rip Post
Responds: Er. . .realality, Scott? Whats that you were
saying about bong water?
There was one more
e-mail---or a series of e-mail---that I wished to print here, but alas, the caprices of
the save e-mail function have made this impossible. I will summarize and
paraphrase, and trust the reader to believe it is true. The e-mail was another genteel
utterance of the "Gene" style, somewhat less profane but no less full of good wishes.
I wrote back to the gentleman---lets call him Leo---asking if he stopped
strangers on the street to denounce them with profanity. This led to a short discussion of
letter-writing etiquette, and how commentators are expressing opinions for many
people---not speaking only and directly to one reader (schizophrenics excepted.) Leo didnt
buy it, of course.
And like Gene, Leo turned out to be a Christian. When I suggested that he had not
treated me in very Christian fashion, he said that my column was un-Christian as well. (Hes
right---its non-demoninational.) Leo went on to inform that he had shown my website
to a health care professional who concluded that I could be mentally imbalanced. (Hell, I
could have told them that.)
Leo noted that he was a Marine, prompting me to thank him (sincerely) for serving our
country. His response was to let me know that when he fought for the U.S.A., he certainly
had not fought for me.
I thanked him anyhow.
I figure its not his fault that he doesnt understand that every soldier fights
for every citizen, whether they like it or not. That the beauty of the United States is
that lots and lots of different kinds of people with different ideas and opinions are
united in love of democracy and freedom.
Or used to
BACK TO PAGE ONE