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4/10/09
Today’s newslinks dedicated to the memory of the great Steve Plesa,
consummate editor, stellar human being, and good pal.


DAILY CONCERT
ETHEL SMITH: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA9qlWyk-7Q
HIDEOUS EVIL PERVERSION OF LENNON SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEo36V2RDPg
LIBERACE: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPAe_uHERy4 
ANOTHER HIDEOUS EVIL PERVERSION OF LENNON SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb0nQjRNA1E
NEIL LEVANG: "WHEELS"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvh6Qr9NGek 
ETHEL SMITH: PARAN PAN PIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs0nBgHZiTs 
XAVIER CUGAT: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcLUxKUOiQ
CARMEN MIRANDO: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Mf_AfyEt0
ALYS ROBI: TICO TICO (Francais)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRzus0L8xU8

SKYLINES:
ROBBER ROBS DUNKIN’ DONUTS---
FEELS BAD, RETURNS THE MONEY

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/teen-robbery-dunkin-doughnut-apology-040909.html 

FOR SALE: ‘BLADE RUNNER’ BLASTER
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE5391IX20090410 

GOING 2 DIVORCE U
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE53858P20090409 

DUMBSHIT COP GETS ONE-DAY SUSPENSION FOR CAUSING WOMAN’S DEATH
This by-the-book authoritarianism is the bane of this whole society today
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/One_day_suspension_for_Memphis_cop_0409.html 

GERMANY TO STAGE “THE PRODUCERS” FOR FIRST TIME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/5131450/Germany-to-stage-Nazi-themed-musical-for-the-first-time.html

EXTRA PENIS
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/04/06/child-born-penis-middle/ 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

OBAMA WANTS TO USE CHEMTRAILS TO CUT GLOBAL WARMING
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1168637/Obama-pollution-particles-stratosphere-deflect-suns-heat-desperate-bid-tackle-global-warming.html
John Holdren, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology, outlined the idea of shooting either sulphur dioxide particles, aluminium oxide dust or specially designed aerosols into the stratosphere - the upper level of the atmosphere between ten and 30 miles above the Earth's surface.
It is hoped that this would cool the planet by artificially reflecting sunlight back into space before it can be absorbed.

U.S. MILITARY BLOWS UP PIGS---TO TEST BODY ARMOR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5128412/US-military-blew-up-pigs-to-test-body-armour.html 

SO WHEN WE LOCATE REAL TERRORISTS, WE DO NOTHING
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0410/p99s01-cole.html

Mashed media
MORE CHILDISH LUNACY FROM AMERICAN MEDIA---
THIS TIME OVER OBAMA’S BOW TO KING ABDULLAH

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/why-cnn-we-wasting-everyones-time-obama 

TABIBI: OBAMA’S TOP ECON ADIVSOR GREEDY AND HIGHLY COMPROMISED
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/136008/obama%27s_top_economic_adviser_is_greedy_and_highly_compromised/ 
So I guess that $45,000 speaking fee from Merrill Lynch wasn't technically a bribe because Summers wasn't named to Obama's economic transition team until Nov. 24 — a full 12 days later. I'm sure Larry Summers had absolutely no inkling whatsoever that he was going to be one of the key advisers to the new administration on Nov. 12.

LINDORFF: AMERICA'S IMPERIAL WARS---THE SICKENING REALITY
http://www.opednews.com/articles/America-s-Imperial-Wars-W-by-Dave-Lindorff-090410-985.html
But another reason is that the media themselves sanitize their pages and their broadcasts. It isn’t just American dead that we don’t get to see. It’s the civilian dead—at least if our guys do it. We are not spared gruesome images following attacks on civilians by Iraqi insurgent groups, or by Taliban forces in Afghanistan. But we don’t get the same kind of photos when it’s our forces doing the slaughtering. Because often the photos and video images do exist—taken by foreign reporters who take the risk of going where the US military doesn’t want them.

ENGLEHARDT: DRONE WARS
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22377.htm
The skies of our world are filling with round-the-clock assassins. They will only evolve and proliferate. Of course, when we check ourselves out in the movies, we like to identify with John Connor, the human resister, the good guy of this planet, against the evil machines. Elsewhere, however, as we fight our drone wars ever more openly, as we field mechanical techno-terminators with all-seeing eyes and loose our missiles from thousands of miles away ("Hasta la Vista, Baby!"), we undoubtedly look like something other than a nation of John Connors to those living under the Predators. It may not matter if the joysticks and consoles on those advanced machines are somewhat antiquated; to others, we are now the terminators of the planet, implacable machine assassins.

Iraq and Roll
OBAMA WANTS ANOTHER $85 BILLION FOR IRAQ
Where are the right-wingers crying “socialism” over the fact that the U.S. has engaged in one giant giveaway
to this stupid country, bankrupting itself in the process?

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_seeks_83.4_billion_for_Iraq_0409.html 
ANOTHER BOMB, ANOTHER FIVE U.S. LIVES WASTED
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/10/iraq-mosul-suicide-bombing-kills-seven

Animal regulation
KARL ROVE IS ON THE LOOSE
Please round this frothing beast up. . .If no one claims him a few days. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rove_calls_Biden_liar_says_he_0410.html 
MORE MEDIA BEASTS SNARL AT OBAMA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/09/MN1I16TJEN.DTL
GLENN BECK NEEDS TO BE CASTRATED, ABANDONED ON DESERT ISLAND
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/glenn-beck-im-obama-ok-douses-actor 

Jesus H. Christ!
SAME SEX MARRIAGE LEADS TO MASS MURDER---RELIGIOUS RIGHT
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/135997/religious_right_group_claims_same_sex_marriage_leads_to_mass_murder/

Lost Angeles
ANGELS MOURN DEATH OF PITCHER KILLED BY DRUNK DRIVER
While nothing is done to contain the insane Wild West driving that infests Los Angeles
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090410/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bba_angels_pitcher_killed;_ylt=As4i3B1pJODCePaL8Nj6CAV34T0D 

People’s Repugnic
TIBET DEATH SENTENCES
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/04/09/tibetan-death-sentences-get-little-attention-in-china/ 

Enviro Wacko
SOLAR COOKER WINS $75,000 PRIZE
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L8609281.htm 

Animals in the news!
ANIMAL PICS OF THE WEEK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/apr/10/wildlife-animals?picture=345762598 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/5131856/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-9-April-2009.html 
SCORE ONE FOR THE CROCODILES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/10/crocodile-attack-australia 

Pies in the news!
PA. INSISTS ON INSPECTING HOMEMADE PIES
Repug Rep. Jim Marshall of Big Beaver (really) is pursuing new law
http://timesonline.com/articles/2009/03/21/news/top_stories/doc49c45d028cfe7503848865.txt 
MAN DIES IN PIE FACTORY EXPLOSION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5136712/Man-dies-in-pie-factory-explosion.html 

Science
CHARLES DARWIN’S EGG COLLECTION FOUND AFTER 200 YEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/evolution/5131017/Egg-collected-by-Charles-Darwin-found-at-Cambridge-University-after-200-years.html 

Obit
POP WINANS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7991491.stm

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

TALES OF MANHATTAN, by Woody Allen
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/03/30/090330sh_shouts_allen?currentPage=all 

Musique
FRANK ZAPPA’S LUMPY LEGACY
How his wife’s zealous efforts to guard his legacy have alienated fans, musicians
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=102907874&sc=emaf 
DYLAN ON U.S. GRANT, OBAMA, CIVIL WAR
This is a good read
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article6043331.ece

LIES, DAMNED LIES!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article6047121.ece 

Film
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI’S ‘GREEN PORNO’
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1890157,00.html 
TOP TEN JESUS FILMS
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1890518_1890479,00.htm l

Where ya goin’?
CULTURAL CRUISING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/cruises/5135511/Cultural-cruises-All-aboard-for-a-new-perspective.html 

And in the end. . .
A WOMAN AND HER CHILES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/10/international/i061742D06.DTL

4/8/09
Today’s newslinks dedicated to the memory of the great Steve Plesa,
consummate editor, stellar human being, and good pal.


DAILY CONCERT
BITCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnxvpIEg8w
WOMAN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJC_2Xv2yI
EVIL WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc
DEVIL WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7YaIhzN_dk
DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tbxgw6OfpA
THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwhdmll85v4
TOM TRAUBERT'S BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZmqbcBsTAw 
AKA TOMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKNagdlLbFo

SKYLINES:
OBAMA 1ST PREZ AT WHITE HOUSE SEDER
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/08/obama-seder/ 

BIZARRE CONTESTS, WORLD RECORDS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/photogalleries/weird-competitions-1/index.html 

GOOD NEWS: LINDSAY LOHAN IN “ABSOLUTE HELL”
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Lohan:_Ronson_has_left_me_in_absolute_hell&in_article_id=615121&in_page_id=7

SPOCK GIVES FANS STAR TREK TREAT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7989146.stm

TENNANT CRIES OVER DR. WHO DEMISE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7989000/7989827.stm 

MORFORD: GIVE UP, SMOKERS!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/08/notes040809.DTL 
Yes, it's the gravelly howl of the nation's livid smokers, AKA "the last persecuted group in America" (well, except for the obese. And Catholics, Mormons, dwarves, Hummer owners, gun lovers, vegans, atheists, lawyers, Wall Street execs, lesbians, Mexicans, working moms, single moms, obese single Mexican lesbian moms and a few dozen others, but never mind that now) whose God-given civil rights are now being trampled by our increasingly oppressive, fascist government.

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

USA IN GUN-BUYING FRENZY
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1889886,00.html 
According to the SportsOneSource, a research firm that tracks the sports goods industry, firearms sales in large retail outlets are up 39% this year. Shops across the country are reporting ammunition shortages since stores can't meet demand for bullets. Data from the FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Check System, which the industry uses as a proxy for overall firearms sales, is also revealing. From November 2008 through March 2009, FBI background checks, which are required every time a federally licensed gun dealer makes a sale, rose 29.3% over the same period a year ago.
4 SHOT, ONE DEAD AT KOREAN CHRISTIAN RETREAT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/07/state/n221128D72.DTL 

CHINA, RUSSIA SPIES HACKED U.S. ELECTRICITY GRID
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/US_electricity_grid_hit_by_cyber_0408.html 
Chinese and Russian cyber-spies have hacked into the US electricity grid and inserted programs that could be used to disrupt the system, a report said Wednesday.

COPS ASSAULTED MAN BEFORE HIS DEATH AT G20 PROTEST
And the cops tried to pass this off as natural causes
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Video_shows_London_police_assaulting_man_0407.html 
The man, 47-year-old Ian Tomlinson, is shown walking with his hands in his pockets and not resisting or speaking to police before a baton-wielding officer appears to strike him in the leg from behind, and then pushes him onto his back and the ground.

FBI SHUTS DOWN ISP SERVER
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/tv/stories/wfaa090402_lj_fbi.96b29611.html 

AIDS BECOMING MORE VIRULENT?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090407105259.htm 

Israelity
OBAMA/ISRAEL---WIDENING GAP?
http://mideast.blogs.time.com/2009/04/08/obama-israel-a-widening-gap/

Mashed Media
COP-KILLER WAS BIG GLENN BECK/FOX NEWS FAN---
Surprise, surprise. . .
http://www.alternet.org/rights/135592/did_paranoid_right-wing_media_fuel_the_pittsburgh_cop_killer%27s_rage/ 
---AND RIGHT-WING RHETORIC GETS NUTTIER AND NASTIER STILL
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/their-power-spirals-downward-rights- 
CALLER TO LIMBAUGH: YOU BRAINWASHED NAZI
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Radio_caller_tells_Limbaugh_hes_brainwashed_0408.html 
WATCH: WINGNUTS GONE WILD
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/daily-show-wingnuts-gone-wild 

WHY ARE ARMY RECRUITERS KILLING THEMSELVES?
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1889152,00.html 

LINDORFF: NO END TO THE SCANDALS
http://thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/292
The US budget has long been a work of fiction. Now the books of the nation’s banks and of many of its public companies will also be pure works of fiction.
As columnist Jonathan Weil wrote in Bloomberg.com last month as the FASB was considering making this change in its rules, “The FASB ought to change its name to the Fraudulent Accounting Standards Board.” The road to ruin, it turns out, is not paved with good intentions after all. It is paved by powerful lobbyists buying short-term benefits at the public’s expense.

BUCHANAN: KILL THE FED?
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22365.htm 

RAIMUNDO: LIBERALS RALLY AROUND OBAMA’S WAR
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/ 
As President Barack Obama launches a military effort that promises to dwarf the Bush administration’s Iraqi adventure in scope and intensity, the "progressive" community is rallying around their commander in chief as obediently and reflexively as the neocon-dominated GOP did when we invaded Iraq. As John Stauber points out over at the Center for Media and Democracy Web site, the takeover of the antiwar movement by the Obamaites is nearly complete. He cites MoveOn.org as a prime but not sole example

People’s Repugnic
CHINA CRACKS DOWN ON ‘SENSITIVE ANNIVERSARIES’
Time for somebody to crack down on China
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0408/p06s14-woap.html 
An elderly retired professor is beaten black and blue by thugs, under the noses of the police, for stubbornly honoring the memory of an officially disgraced former leader. . .
CHINA ART MARKET BUBBLE BURSTS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0407/p06s01-wosc.html 
But few people in the art world here are lamenting the end of an overheated era. "Chinese artists were seen as ATMs," says Jerome Sans, director of the nonprofit Ullens Center for Contemporary Art in Beijing. "Maybe now they'll stop creating for the market and create for the mind."

PAKISTAN ISLAMIST GROUPS FORM ALLIANCE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,618170,00.html 

Animals in the news!
WILD CHIMPS EXCHANGE MEAT FOR SEX
Just like Madonna!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090407223640.htm 
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE NICE BRITISH BUTTERFLIES!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/apr/08/butterfly-numbers-drop-countryside 

Lost Angeles
BANGLADESH/KOREA NEIGHBORHOOD SMACKDOWN!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/07/us/07koreatown.html?emc=eta1 
The last official count of the Bangladeshi population, in the 2000 census, showed only 1,700 in all of Los Angeles County. But the Bangladeshi consul general here, Abu Zafar, estimates that there are now 10,000 to 15,000 in Los Angeles and some 25,000 in Southern California, making the region the nation’s second-largest home to Bangladeshis, after New York City. In what the Koreans thought was Koreatown, a handful of Bangladeshi stores have cropped up, Mr. Zafar said, and the community is growing as a result of migration from out of state.

Oh, by the way. . .
TRIPLE GALAXY
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/galaxytriplet.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

MARINUCCI ON BEATLES REMASTERS
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m4d7-The-Beatles-Ring-out-the-old-and-ring-in-the-new-CDs 
Full report:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/08/arts/music/08beat.html

Obit
THE GREAT BUD SHANK
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/07/arts/music/07shank.html?ref=obituaries 

Film
WHY KEATON IS THE KING OF COMEDY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/apr/08/buster-keaton-paul-merton-silent-clowns 
BUSTERKEATON.COM
http://www.busterkeaton.com/ 
The Great Buster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWEo4M8nZQQ 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyRhRR5Iu4 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kU9BdMRQfA 

Books
DAVID DENBY IS UPSET BY SNARKINESS
http://www.reason.com/news/show/132725.html 
Denby wants things as they once were, when American culture was effectively a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie; when the Ivy League guardians of “our conversation” ruthlessly protected it from contamination by the jealous and uncouth. “Whatever its miseries, the country in the thirties and forties was at peace with itself spiritually: We were all in the same boat,” he argues. Today we have “income inequalities and Rovian tactics that exacerbate ethnic and class differences”; then we merely had Nazism and the Depression.
MORE PINHEAD WOMEN BUYING MORE AND MORE ROMANCE NOVELS
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-daum4-2009apr04,0,3428708.column 
It's not exactly a surprise that the romance novel business would be pretty recession-proof; as bad as things get, a lot of people -- OK, mostly women -- can still afford a $5 paperback. It's also no great mystery why stories of women being wooed by chiseled, robust millionaires would be extra appealing in an era when a lot of millionaires are finding themselves downgraded to (if I may dust off a favorite word from my childhood) "thousandaires."

For Art’s Sake
OH, THAT ALL SHOULD COME TO THIS. . .
This kind of neurotic, self-indulgent preening is what passes for art. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/video/2009/apr/01/mirror-fiona-banner-samantha-morton 

And in the end. . .
STEVE PLESA: ADRENALINE RUSH ON A BORING DAY
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/down-right-left-2353429-street-hard 

4/6/09
DAILY CONCERT
FEAR, HATE, ENVY, JEALOUSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itBBHYlxHdU
SOLDIER OF LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CoAq4nY7Hs
GIVE ME LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RChR5DKgY_Y
WAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg
U.S. ARMY AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlzdZqSVbJ4 
UKRAINIAN ARMY AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo
RUSSIAN ARMY AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2yUHw
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NRriHlLUk
UNKNOWN SOLDIER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdfkYe3c5XI
AN UNTITLED PROTEST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV7mDnI16h8

SKYLINES:
RINGO AND PAUL ON STAGE TOGETHER
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m4d5-Lynch-concert-updates--videos-of-Paul-and-Ringo-rockin-the-house-Saturday-part-3

FAWCETT BACK IN HOSPITAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7985008.stm

MEN ROB POP STAR DRESSED AS PINEAPPLE
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Men_rob_pop_star_dressed_as_a_pineapple&in_article_id=611355&in_page_id=2 

BRISTOL PALIN WILL ADVOCATE ABSTINENCE
Hahahahahaha
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/05/bristol-advocate-abstinence/ 

VIAGRA FOR VOTES
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/30/viagra-buys-votes-bangkok/ 

ROMEO DEV
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5114498/Romeo-Dev-the-worlds-smallest-bodybuilder-in-London.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

GAZA DOCTOR WHO LOST WIFE, DAUGHTERS
IS NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/04/a-most-nobel-nominee/ 
Dr. Ezzeldeen Abu al-Ashi is an uncommon man. A Palestinian who works for an Israeli hospital, Dr. Ashi has been giving Israelis daily reports on the military campaign in Gaza. "My God ... My girls ..." he cried. "Shiomi ... Can't anybody help us please?"

INDIA CUTS 30 MILLION CELL PHONES OVER TERRORIST FEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/5113710/India-to-cut-off-30-million-mobile-phones.html

OBAMA TO G-20: ‘I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY’
FOR GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRISIS

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,617639,00.html 

OBAMA KEEPS BUSH WIRETAP POLICY
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_follows_Bush_policy_on_wiretapping_0406.html

RAIMUNDO: THE TWO FACES OF OBAMA
One for the masses, one for the elite
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2009/04/05/the-two-faces-of-barack-obama/ 
Like Americans, the Europeans want to believe – but they see the two faces of Barack Obama too clearly, and the contrast is too apparent to be denied. The gullible Americans, who take things at face value, still believe their new president represents a real change, a challenge to the status quo, while the more sophisticated Europeans are quick to pick up on Obama’s inconsistencies – made all the more glaring by his habit of pairing two mutually contradictory stances on the same issue.

Enviro Wacko
RAINFOREST’S WORST ENEMY: BIOFUELS
http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2009/03/why-biofuels-are-rainforests-worst-enemy

QUAKE IN ITALY IS MASSIVE---
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7984867.stm 
---WIPES OUT HISTORIC TOWN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Italy_quake_kills_92_devastates_historic_0406.html
SCIENTIST WHO PREDICTED QUAKE WAS REPORTED TO COPS FOR ‘SCAREMONGERING’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/5114139/Italian-earthquake-experts-warnings-were-dismissed-as-scaremongering.html 

Kim Nook Yoo
BEHIND THE N. KOREA MISSILE LAUNCH
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1889616,00.html 

All-melty dollar
THE HOMELESS OF. . .MARIN COUNTY?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/06/MNVH16A0PI.DTL&tsp=1 
INTERVIEW: BILL BLACK
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04032009/watch.html 
With the nation wondering how to hold the bankers accountable, Bill Moyers sits down with William K. Black, the former senior regulator who cracked down on banks during the savings and loan crisis of the 1980s. Black offers his analysis of what went wrong and his critique of the bailout.
DISNEYLAND, WORLD, LAYOFF 1400
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/disneyland%3A_the_happiest_place_on_earth_fires_1%2C900/#135194
HEY, BLAGO, YOU’VE JUST BEEN INDICTED---WHERE YA GOIN’?
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/blog-entry/ 


RIGHT-WING LIE THAT OBAMA WILL OUTLAW GUNS. . .
FUELS PANIC GUN-BUYING

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/04/right-wing-guns-claim/ 
MOM KILLS SELF, SON AT SHOOTING RANGE
Ban all guns
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-asecgunrange06040609apr06,0,5962752.story 

Animals in the news!
2ND ENDANGERED CONDOR FOUND SHOT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/05/state/n173824D35.DTL 
Ban all hunting, ban all guns.
THE BANANA RATS OF GUANTANAMO
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/090403-guantanamo-bay.html 
BUTTERFLY WINGS, AND HOW THEY WORK!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090401134417.htm 
DOG LOST AT SEA FOUND ON AUSSIE ISLAND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/5113781/Pet-dog-survives-four-months-lost-at-sea-off-Australia.html 

Mashed Media
BOSTON GLOBE SHUTTING DOWN?
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003958992 
REMEMBERING HERB CAEN
"Who knows how the city's changed?" said Barnaby Conrad. "Herb Caen's not here to tell us."
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/05/LV5016MC6J.DTL

Obits
TOM BRADEN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/arts/television/06braden.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
EVA EVDOKIMOVA
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/arts/dance/06evdokimova.html?ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

WANT TO WRITE A BEST SELLER?
If you are female and write puerile crap about sex, you’ve got a great shot!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,617599,00.html 

Asinine Article of the Week
ARE WOMEN SEXUALLY LIBERATED OR JUST CONFUSED?
Or just nuts?
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5967816.ece 
n China, vibrator manufacturers are one of the few industries weathering a global recession. Rampant Rabbit enthusiasts rave about the latest model, the bumper stickers on their cars proclaiming, “My other ride is a rabbit”. Sex toys are chic lifestyle accessories. Recently, a PR punting JimmyJane’s Little Something line of precious-metal vibrators closed her pitch with “Kate Moss bought the gold one”.

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
Amy Winehouse whips it off
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Babbling_Amys_topless_streak&in_article_id=611404&in_page_id=7 
Where are they now?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/apr/05/television-characters 

Musique
VENEZUELA YOUTH ORCHESTRA VISITS U.S.
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1889570,00.html

Film
TEN QUESTIONS FOR JACKIE CHAN
http://www.time.com/time/video/?bcpid=1485842900&bctid=18432481001 

For Art’s Sake
JAN TROOP
http://www.jan-toorop.com/home 

And in the end. . .
GIANT PENIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5113928/Pictures-of-the-day-6-April-2009.html
hit 'refresh' for updates
4/3/09
DAILY CONCERT
SAIL AWAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaP4MCXp4w 
PANCHO LOPEZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwiLREY3wM
HE'S SO GAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phYyyYrfaeM 
WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD7of6trC-U
JESUS THINKS YOU'RE A JERK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE2dq3YD0
SUICIDE CHUMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IqPg_HScE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC0impmYmGY
EE O ELEVEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhhXqUy_Bw

KILLER QUEEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8ysQxyqK8k
ATOM AND EVIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjlJ2F646bA

SKYLINES:
Mm-mm! Have a little edible anti-freeze!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/2008/0702-edible_antifreeze_saves_ice_cream.htm 

NO NEW BLACK KNICK-KNACK FOR MEDUSA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7980951.stm 

QUEEN IS NOT AMUSED BY BERLUSCONI
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5099649/Queen-is-not-amused-by-Berlusconi-gaffe.html

READ THE LABELS FIRST!
http://digg.com/d1nmwm

WHITE HOUSE GIVES REPORTERS PHONE SEX NUMBER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_gives_reporters_phone_sex_0402.html

ASTOUNDING UNDERWATER RESTAURANT
http://www.latimes.com/travel/la-trw-offbeattraveler7-pg,0,6549249.photogallery 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Miss Liberty
SF ‘SANCTUARY’ STATUS
GIVES SHELTER TO 185 IMMIGRANT. . .FELONS

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/03/MNHM16RKLG.DTL&tsp=1 
AT LEAST 90 IMMIGRANTS DIE IN U.S. ‘DETENTION FACILIITIES’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Revealed_90_immigrants_have_died_in_0403.html 
FOR U.S. IMMIGRATION, LEGAL PARTNERSHIP DOESN’T COUNT
18 years of legal partnership, parenting, and woman still faces deportation
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/03/MNSF16QV9B.DTL 


HEART CELLS REGENERATE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/090402-heart-cells-regrow.html 

ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER 663,000 JOBS LOST
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/03/march-jobs-report/

ARCTIC WILL BE ALL SEA IN 30 YEARS
Or sooner
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090402143752.htm 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/03/tech/main4915866.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4915866 

World Gone Mad
S. KOREAN ACTRESS COMMITS SUICIDE---WAS USED AS ‘ELITE SEX SLAVE’
http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/south-korean-actress-comitts-suicide.html
GIRL SEEN WITH MARRIED MAN, WHIPPED BY TALIBAN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/02/taliban-pakistan-justice-women-flogging 

Jesus H. Christ!
MORFORD ON THE POPE’S INSANITY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/03/notes040309.DTL
Let me try to be a little more specific: Is it not some form of strange self-torture, a kind of brutal spiritual immolation, to believe that God is this gloomy, obsessive micromanager, so petty and vindictive regarding what you do with your body that you/he will let people die for the sake of it? Do you have any sort of answer? Shall we ask the pope?

Israelity
WHY AREN’T MEDIA TALKING ABOUT CHARLES FREEMAN?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM03V-B5KCY 

Kim Nook Yoo
NEWT’S KWAZY N. KOREA TALK
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/02/gingrich-north-korea-lasers/ 

Mashed Media
GOOGLE TO BUY TWITTER
Sounds like a Japanese monster movie
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5099047/Google-on-verge-of-buying-Twitter.htm
TWITTER FURTHER TRIVIALIZES LANGUAGE, COMMUNICATION
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/03/26/a-primer-on-twitter/

(Lack of) Health
NEW AIDS THEORY: START TREATMENT EARLY
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1889251,00.html
GRAPEFRUIT AND THE PILL DON’T MIX
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5098020/Grapefruit-linked-to-blood-clot-risk.html 
POT HELPS BATTLE BRAIN CANCER
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Marijuana_helps_in_battle_against_c_04022009.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
HOT CLIMATE PRODUCES MORE GIRLS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7972993.stm 
HAVING A SISTER MAKES YOU MORE OPTIMISTIC
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/5089197/Having-a-sister-makes-you-happier-and-more-optimistic-say-psychologists.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
MORE INSANITY: FANCY DOWNTOWN HOTEL
TO BE RAZED FOR GIANT HOTEL/CONDO TOWER

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/04/breaking_wilshire_grand_to_be_destroyed_hotel_office_project_coming.php
THE OLD AIRFIELDS OF WILSHIRE BOULEVARD
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/04/wilshire_boulevards_old_a.php 
FAIRYTALE HOMES OF L.A.
http://www.latimes.com/features/home/la-hm-fairytale,0,5738616.special 

Hey, Be-attle!
WHAT DID JOHN LENNON WRITE
IN THAT NOTEBOOK IN “A HARD DAY’S NIGHT?”

http://home.att.net/~liveletdie/Movies/hobby.html 

Books
A PEOPLE AND THEIR KARMA
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123862874506380449.html 
Instructively, too -- at a time when the Indian elections are almost upon us -- Ms. Doniger trains her light on the use and abuse of Hindu mythology in modern Indian politics, what she calls "the past in the present." It will come as no surprise that she is as unloving of the Hindu Right as she is of the Right in America, and with greater reason. Unlike India's Hindu Right, the American Right does not seek to disenfranchise citizens on the basis of religion.
AGATHA CHRISTIE MYSTERY: DID SHE HAVE ALZHEIMER’S?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/apr/03/agatha-christie-alzheimers-research

Light reading
NELSON ALGREN TURNS 100
http://newcity.com/2009/03/28/the-ninth-man-out-as-baseball-begins-again-nelson-algren-turns-100/ 

Gallery
THE WEEK IN WILDLIFE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/apr/02/wildlife-animals?picture=345425786 
WEEK IN PHOTOS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/photogalleries/week-in-news-pictures-124/index.html 

Musique
ANDRE PREVIN LOOKS BACK
http://www.metoperafamily.org/operanews/issue/article.aspx?id=5184&issueID=332 
LEAD POISONING BLAMED FOR HANDEL’S TEMPER
(Also apparently killed Beethoven.)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/tomserviceblog/2009/apr/03/classical-music-handel 

Where ya goin’?
BEACHFRONT HAWAII HOTELS UNDER $100
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hawaii/detail?&entry_id=37737 

And in the end. . .
A MOVIE BY SCOTT WANNBERG
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=c4aa3e3bfef315a2634c15d4027bfea0 

4/2/09
DAILY CONCERT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO RAIN TODAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4c54PAzXrM 
THE DAY THE WORLD GETS 'ROUND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7shhoE10Bos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9t571klxlg
PIGGIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEQeRLT1HNQ
PIGGIES ENCORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6cr7Trhndw
COMMERCIAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXP_TUZqsk 
BIG YELLOW TAXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQubWecuv8 
RAINFOREST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAzc1p9Nk08
MR. CREOSOTE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk 


SKYLINES:
MICHELLE OBAMA HUGS QUEEN
Well, at least she didn’t try to give her a backrub, like President Cretin did to Merkel
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/04/02/michelle-obama-hugs-queen-breaks-royal-protocol/ 
Michelle the human catwalk
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/5094551/Michelle-Obama-in-London.html 

BUSH TO GET---GASP, COUGH, WRETCH---AN ENVIRO AWARD!
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/04/01/more-environmental-bombshells/ 

STEWART TO LIMBAUGH: “GET THE FUCK OUT OF NYC”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Stewart_to_Limbaugh_Get_fk_out_0402.html 
"For years, for years, for years, New Yorkers have done everything in our power to get this guy to leave town," Stewart said. "We passed laws making it tougher for hot dog vendors to sell along the streets. We hold gay pride parades and there are barely any gay people in the city so we shipped them in."

PRINCE PHILIP TO OBAMA: “THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5090842/G20-summit-Prince-Philips-joke-about-world-leaders-at-Barack-Obama-meeting.html 

NEVER PICK YOUR TEETH WITH SCISSORS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5089941/X-ray-shows-how-man-accidentally-swallowed-scissors.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

CURE FOR DEAFNESS AROUND THE CORNER?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Cure_for_deafness_around_the_corner&in_article_id=607158&in_page_id=34 


THEY COMPETE TO EAT AT 100 TOP SF RESTAURANTS. . .

Two of SF's leading gluttons.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/02/DDI616MSBT.DTL&type=food 
. . .WHILE THEY TRY TO SAVE THE STARVING CHILDREN OF HAITI

Americans Sasha Kramer and Sarah Brownell travel Haiti on motorscooters, bringing fertilizer.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/opinion/29kristof.html
http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=6206f2ea34833d5535dba63ca962279a 

Auto Motive
MORFORD ON THE INSANE NEW CAMARO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/01/notes040109.DTL 
What's that you say? You had no idea that Chevy was resurrecting this rolling mullet from the mausoleum of the '70s because, even after sucking up billions in bailout money, GM still doesn't really have a single fresh and forward-thinking idea, and hence the best they can do is scrape the barrel of macho nostalgia in a desperate attempt to cater to male Boomers who drink too much light beer and think Maxim is the height of masculinity and are still debating which Van Halen vocalist totally ruled?
AUTO EXPERT SHIN TAKEI ADDS:
The writer fails to mention that the Camaro was conceived and designed 5 years ago when retro nostalgia design was all the rage like the Ford Mustang and the Dodge Charger. The Mustang which has been selling well has been retro upgraded this year and Dodge released the Challenger. So even if its not a Prius fighter, a muscle car is American as apple pie and will never go away. We had a similar period in the mid seventies when the first oil-shock and emission requirements killed the muscle car and begat the dreadful Mustang II, the unforgettable Pinto and the Vega and the horrid Cadillac Cimarron just to name a few embarrasments. The public did not accept them and the manufacturers eventually dolled up performance cars that were fuel efficient. Now with electric cars coming with performance like the Tesla the future is still bright for muscle car addicts even if it may be powered by alternative power because we still hunger for horsepower Afterall, pavement scorching, rubber laying drag racing from signal to signal is part of American Heritage just like hot dogs, hamburgers, baseball and titty bars.
NEW 50 MPG PRIUS DUE IN 60 DAYS
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-neil27-2009mar27,0,6330355.column 
OBAMA SUPPORTS ‘CASH FOR CLUNKERS’ LEGISLATION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/02/BUPI16QS5Q.DTL&type=business&tsp=1

Israelity
PALESTINIAN ORCHESTRA LEADER DEPORTED FROM WEST BANK---
AFTER CONCERT FOR HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/palestinian-orchestra-leader-deported-after-death-threats-1660016.html 
The head of a Palestinian youth orchestra who sparked outrage by performing a concert for Holocaust survivers in Israel has been deported from the West Bank because Palestinian security forces felt "her life to be in danger".
CHICAGO FIRM GETS MILLIONS FOR ‘SECURITY’ IN ISRAEL AND IRAQ
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/134594/obama%27s_blackwater_chicago_mercenary_firm_gets_millions_for_private_%22security%22_in_israel_and_iraq_/ 
Federal records obtained by AlterNet reveal a multi-million dollar contract for a private U.S. paramilitary force operating out of Jerusalem.

The Other War
MARGOLIS: BEWARE THOSE AFPAKIS!
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22329.htm
ISI is not playing a double game, as Washington charges, but simply assuring Pakistan’s strategic and political interests in the region. The Obama administration is making an historic mistake by treating Pakistan with imperial arrogance and ignoring the concerns and desires of its people. We seem to have learned nothing from the Iranian revolution.
SILENCE ON AFGHANISTAN: IF ONLY IT WERE A JOKE
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/134718/silence_on_afghanistan%3A_if_only_it_were_a_joke/

All-Melty Dollar
G20 PLEDGES TRILLION BUCKS FOR THE WORLD
Whatever that means.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7979483.stm 
REYNOLDS: THE SIGNIFICANCE OF CHINA’S SEATING AT G20
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/
THE G20 PROTESTS IN PICTURES
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=specials/g20-protests/ 
EX-AIG CHIEF: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ExAIG_chief_says_problems_not_his_0402.html


The Torture Never Stops
COLIN POWELL DODGES TORTURE ISSUE IN MADDOW INTERVIEW
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/02/powell-maddow-torture/

Kim Nook Yoo
OBAMA WARNS N. KOREA OVER MISSILE “TEST”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5093585/Barack-Obama-warns-North-Korea-over-rocket-launch-as-Pyongyang-fuels-missile.html 

Technically
YOUTH INVENTS ITUNES FOR YOUTUBE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/apr/02/you-tube-music-player 

Mashed Media
EVEN USA TODAY IN BIG TROUBLE. . .
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123854670808076289.html#mod=rss_media_marketing 
ED SCHULTZ JOINS MSNBC DAILY 6-7 P.M.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Ed_Schultz_joins_MSNBC_for_67_0402.html 
PAUL MOYER RETIRES
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/04/paul_moyer_retiring_from.php

Animals in the news!
CAN THE WORLD’S MOST ENDANGERED CAT BE SAVED?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,617077,00.html 

Obit
MONTY HALE, SINGING COWBOY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/02/movies/02hale.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
DOWNTOWN’S ‘MOST BEAUTIFUL BUILDING’ GOES BANKRUPT
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/04/downtowns_most_beautiful_building_files_for_bankruptcy.php 

PARDON FOR BOXER JACK JOHNSON?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/5090840/Barack-Obama-is-asked-to-grant-pardon-to-boxer-Jack-Johnson.html 

Garden
THE KALE AND TURNIP GLUT
“The abundance of roughage is overwhelming!”
http://www.slate.com/id/2214524/pagenum/all/
PLASTIC BOTTLE GREENHOUSE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gardening-blog/2009/apr/02/plastic-bottle-greenhouse

I STINK
“Forensic chemists examined my odor print. Here’s what they found.”
http://www.slate.com/id/2214525/ 

TeeVee
ANDY RICHTER: BEST LATE NIGHT SIDEKICK EVER?
Nah. Arthur Treacher.
http://www.slate.com/id/2214729/ 

REALLY BAD POEMS FOR NATIONAL POETRY MONTH
Poems are not merely unpunctuated, uncapitalized, fragmented prose, folks.
http://littleeva.blogspot.com/ 

Where ya goin’?
CHEAP TURKEY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/familyholidays/5094049/Turkey-The-Med-at-half-the-price.html
TRAVEL PICS OF THE WEEK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/5090163/The-Big-Picture-photography-competition-round-44.html 

And in the end. . .
STOOGEUM
http://www.stoogeum.com/

4/1/09
DAILY CONCERT
Shangri-La
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4DJ9YUYshE
Shangri-Las
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FxSM88H-G4
Shangri-La
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJUTnJoc7o
Shangri-La
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYEIS1s5k0c
Lost Horizon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-kTPSOuZ8
O PARADISO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzEWpvt_m1U
PROMISED LAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aykoGVMdlSA


SKYLINES:

Lost Angeles
ANGELS’ FLIGHT BEGINS TESTING
http://www.angelenic.com/6656/history-in-motion-angels-flight-takes-off/ 

FANS TO NATALIE COLE: TAKE MY KIDNEY, PLEASE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7976123.stm 

DEADBEAT TAXPAYER
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/breaking/story/634604.html

NEW SPOOF FROM BORAT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5087607/Borat-comedian-Sacha-Baron-Cohen-records-Band-Aid-spoof-single-with-Chris-Martin.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

CHENEY HAS ‘MOLES’ IN OBAMA GOVERNMENT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Hersh_Cheney_has_moles_in_Obama_0401.html

MISS UNIVERSE VISITS GITMO, PRONOUNCES IT A FUN PLACE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/01/miss-universe-guantanamo-bay
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25274969-663,00.html
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/miss-universe-visits-guantanamo/?hp 
"It was a loooot of fun!" Mendoza wrote on the Miss Universe blog. She also recounted how she and Stewart met US military personnel and toured the camp, with its barbed wire fences, minefields and watchtowers. As well as a bar on the base, the pair also discovered an "unbelievable" beach in the bay.

G20 PROTESTERS BREAK INTO BANK OF SCOTLAND
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/35000_protest_G20_in_London_0401.html
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?G20_protesters_break_into_RBS_building&in_article_id=605440&in_page_id=34 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7975597.stm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/01/g20-summit-protests 

REPUGS LIE: ‘GREEN ECONOMY’ MEANS $3100 TAX ON FAMILIES
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/31/3100-lie/

SCHEER: NO BANKER LEFT BEHIND
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090331_in_for_a_penny_in_for_298_trillion/
The good news on the government’s “No Banker Left Behind” program is that according to the special inspector general’s report on Tuesday, the total handout to date is still less than 3 trillion dollars. It’s only 2.98 trillion.

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA HAS NUCLEAR WARHEADS---CLAIM
http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200904/200904010001.html

Mashed Media
U.S. JOURNALISTS FACE ‘TEN YEARS’ HARD LABOR’ UNDER N. KOREAN MANIACS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5087982/North-Korea-US-journalists-face-10-years-hard-labour.html 
UK GUARDIAN ABANDONS INK, GOES ALL-TWITTER
April Fool.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/01/guardian-twitter-media-technology 

INTERVIEW: SEYMOUR HERSH ON U.S. ASSASSINATIONS
http://www.alternet.org/rights/134347/seymour_hersh%3A_secret_u.s._forces_carried_out_assassinations_in_%27a_lot_of%27_countries%2C_including_in_latin_america/ 
Under President Bush's authority, they've been going into countries, not talking to the ambassador or to the CIA station chief, and finding people on a list and executing them and leaving.

Israelity
NETANYAHU SWORN IN
Wish this was an April Fools’ joke. . .
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/03/31/netanyahu-takes-reins-as-israels-prime-minister/
MADMAN BIBI: IF U.S. DOESN’T STOP IRAN, ISRAEL WILL
Can you say. . .blackmail?
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/04/01/1004167/netanyahu-if-us-doesnt-stop-iran-israel-will 
JEWISH THEATER DIRECTOR DEFENDS GAZA PLAY
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/03/27/1004049/jewish-theater-director-in-dc-defends-reading-of-anti-israel-play 
Ari Roth is not surprised that his decision to stage a reading of "Seven Jewish Children: A Play for Gaza" has infuriated some in the Washington Jewish community.

FEDS SEEK TO REVERSE CONVICTION OF CROOK TED STEVENS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/01/national/w042746D17.DTL

COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF PETE TAGLIANI---ER, AL FRANKEN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Minnesota_court_ruling_supports_Franken_may_0331.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA INTRODUCES FAKE LAMA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7973684.stm 

KARZAI LEGALIZES RAPE
But only in marriage, so that makes it okay
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/5080797/Hamid-Karzai-signs-law-legalising-rape-in-marriage.html 

Animals in the news!
6,000 RIVER DOLPHINS FOUND IN BANGLADESH
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090331-dolphins-found.html 
SCIENTISTS TRY TO SAVE SHREW-LIKE MAMMAL WITH VENOMOUS BITE

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090331133537.htm

(Lack of) Health
JENNY MCCARTHY ON. . .AUTISM?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1888718,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
SHOPPING SPREES LINKED TO MENSTRUAL PERIODS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7971578.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

APRIL FOOL ROUNDUP
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,616756,00.html 
Four Historic Science Hoaxes
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/photogalleries/april-fools-day-hoaxes/index.html 

OBAMA’S BRITISH HERITAGE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/5077902/G20-summit-Barack-Obamas-English-heritage.html

For Art’s Sake
CHINA’S STRANGE SUBVERSIVE MODERN ART
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0327/p13s01-alar.html 

Books
HOW LINCOLN LEARNED TO READ
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/03/26/how-lincoln-learned-to-read/

Musique
THE GREAT BERNARD PURDIE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/31/theater/31purd.html?_r=1&emc=eta1 
Watch: Teaching the Purdie Shuffle
(This is great, even if you’re not a drummer.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t0VlzJeNvA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEVs4g6qyk 

And in the end. . .
INDOOR BEACH
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/31/japans-indoor-beach-surf/

3/31/09
DAILY CONCERT
Choo Choo ch'boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A2pRVyBmOY 
Chattanooga Choo Choo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uK_fpb9Rg
Train Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uK_fpb9Rg
Downtown Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OLA6AiZlVw
Last Train to Clarksville
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXXaBu1Ing
Night Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWx4dx29II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZSKm0o_rMA
One After 909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsxQ33TE3fM 
People Get Ready
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8NWqO85P6Y


SKYLINES:

Photos of the day
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0330/ 

THINK YOU GOT IT BAD?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5077475/Is-this-the-worst-job-in-the-world.html 

15 HOSPITAL WORKERS CANNED FOR STEALING OCTOPUSSY INFO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7974072.stm 

KHMER ROUGE LEADER ASKS FORGIVENESS!
Off with his head.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7973463.stm 

‘EARTH HOUR’ PICS, BEFORE AND AFTER
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/photogalleries/earth-hour-2009-pictures/index.html 

MADONNA TOURS POOR MALAWI SCHOOL---IN $3000 CHANEL TRACK SUIT
We think she needs a job working with that guy in the Calcutta sewers. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/madonna/5079942/Madonna-adoption-Stars-Chanel-tracksuit-raises-eyebrows-in-Malawi.html 
related:
MADONNA WANTS ANOTHER LITTLE BLACK ONE---NOW JOLIE WANTS A LITTLE BROWN ONE!
Every megarich princess should have at least one in every color, don’t you think?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5080062/Angelina-Jolie-wants-to-adopt-Indian-orphan.html 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

HOORAY! R. CRUMB SATIRIZES THE BIBLE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/31/robert-crumb-book-genesis 

TWO U.S. JOURNALISTS WILL STAND TRIAL IN NORTH KOREA
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090330/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_journalists_held 
Euna Lee and Laura Ling, reporters for former Vice President Al Gore's San Francisco-based Current TV media venture, were detained by North Korean border guards March 17.

LINDORFF: THE MENDACITY OF HOPE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/290 
Anyone who thought, as I once did out of an excess of optimism, that this president was positioned to act in this economic crisis as did the once equally reticent Franklin Roosevelt before him, should see clearly now that this president is not that same kind of bold risk-taker as FDR. Obama, rather, is following in the well-worn path of gutless political hacks before him like President Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, kowtowing to the wishes of the corporate elite and taking the Democratic grassroots for granted.

MCGOVERN: WELCOME TO VIETNAM, MR. OBAMA
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22307.htm
I had been saying that it would be naïve to take too seriously presidential candidate Barack Obama’s rhetoric regarding the need to escalate the war in Afghanistan. I kept thinking to myself that when he got briefed on the history of Afghanistan and the oft proven ability of Afghan “militants” to drive out foreign invaders—from Alexander the Great, to the Persians, the Mongolians, Indians, British, Russians—he would be sure to understand why they call mountainous Afghanistan the “graveyard of empires.” And surely he would be fully briefed on the stupidity and deceit that left 58,000 U.S. troops—not to mention 2 to 3 million Vietnamese—dead in Vietnam.

SHOPPING MALLS ARE DYING
http://www.theweek.com/article/index/94691/The_vanishing_shopping_mall 

UNION PLUMBERS JEER JOE THE JACKASS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Union_plumbers_heckle_Joe_Plumber_at_0331.html 

Dick
CHENEY: BRITAIN “STABBED US IN THE BACK”
http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/03/cheney-used-fascist-mussolini-insult-against-uk/
EX-CHENEY AIDE: ‘ASSASSINATION RING’ IS TRUE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/30/hersh-hannah-assassination-ring/
 
KIDS SNORT THE DARNEDEST THINGS
What will Joe “Drug War” Biden do about daughter’s tooting?
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/134146/kids_do_the_darndest_things%3A_joe_biden%27s_cocaine_dilemma/ 

Jesus H. Christ!
ASININE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK: TEN TERMS TO NOT USE WITH MUSLIMS
Uhhhh. . .if they are in this country, shouldn’t they be adapting to our language etiquette?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0328/p09s01-coop.html 

JAPAN JOBLESSNESS AT THREE-YEAR HIGH
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/mar/31/japanese-unemployment-taro-aso 

People’s Repugnic
NEED A JOB IN CHINA? GET PLASTIC SURGERY
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-chinaplastic30-2009mar30,0,4977370.story 
DOES CHINA FAKE ITS DINOSAUR BONE COLLECTION?
Why not? It fakes athletes’ ages
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1888548,00.html 

(Lack of) Health
PILL COULD SLASH HEART ATTACK, STROKE RISK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/mar/31/polypill-heart-attack-stroke 

Spaced Out
MISSION TO MARS---IN MOSCOW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5082585/Volunteers-simulate-mission-to-Mars-in-Moscow-capsule.html 

Animals in the news!
BRIT SOLDIERS HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH CHICKENS
Ain’t being in the military funny???
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/133895/HENIMALS-British-Army-officer-BITES-the-head-off-a-live-chicken-in-a-sickening-training-exercise-filmed-by-his-own-men.html?postingId=135435 
FROG GETS NEW LEG
The French will eat it anyway. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5082594/Lame-frog-gets-his-leg-back-in-world-first-operation.html 
MORE PET OWNERS SERVING RAW, UNCOOKED FOOD TO ROVER, KITTY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/31/petscol033109.DTL

Oh, by the way. . .
MAN WILL RIDE AROUND THE WORLD ON ELECTRIC BIKE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/5079164/Man-to-travel-round-world-on-electric-bicycle.html 
CHILD BAPTIZED WITH COLA
Our corporate CEO, which art in heaven. . .
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Church_baptises_baby_with_cola&in_article_id=603702&in_page_id=2 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

PUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/28/opinion/28Tartakovsky.html?_r=1 
P. G. Wodehouse, doesn’t use them. Shakespeare, however, does. Many are bawdy: puns operate, after all, on double entendre. Yet the poet is guilty less of punning than wordplay, which Elizabethan taste considered more a sign of literary refinement than humor; hence “puns” in seemingly inappropriate places, like a dying Mercutio’s “Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.”

Film
GILLIAM HAVING TROUBLE DISTRIBUTING LAST HEATH LEDGER FILM?
”The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/mar/31/heath-ledger-terry-gilliam-imaginarium-of-doctor-parnassus 

COUPLE SPENDS 20 YEARS BUILDING MODEL OF TOWN WHERE THEY MET
Well, you’ve got to to do something with your life. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5076742/Couple-recreate-town-where-they-first-met.html 

NEFIRTITI’S FACE FOUND
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090331-nefertiti-bust-picture.html

And in the end. . .
NOW WHO DOES THIS PICTURE OF SARKOZY REMIND YOU OF?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5079690/Sarkozy-threatens-to-walk-out-of-G20.html

3/30/09
DAILY CONCERT
"Hot 'n' Cold" UKRAINIAN POLKA BAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo
LIL WALLY ON LAWRENCE WELK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV8FW57u_4A
THE WORLDS: LIL WALLY WALTZ MEDLEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Hz1n5uxEo
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GadTn38mDY 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z52WG6siQ8
MY CLAM DIGGER SWEETHEART
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEM8gsvVUww
PIZZICATO POLKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5KRqc7Hud4
JOLLY LUMBERJACK POLKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw0FqDgjmMo
ANOTHER JOLLY LUMBERJACK SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

STRANGE EXPLOSION OVER EASTERN STATES
http://www.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/BOOM30_20090329-234409/244022/#comments 

BIDEN’S DAUGHTER CAUGHT SNORTING COKE ON FILM
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?VP_Joe_Bidens_daughter_filmed_snorting_cocaine&in_article_id=602008&in_page_id=64 

TOPLESS VEGAS REVUE CLOSES AFTER 49 YEARS
Over 1,000,000 breasts served
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/29/entertainment/e151631D60.DTL 
related:
HEF’S HOME FOR SALE---$27 MILLION
http://www.latimes.com/classified/realestate/la-hm-hotprop28-2009mar28,0,2915938.story 

THE FACEBOOK AENEID
http://gawker.com/5185909/the-facebook-aeneid 

DOWNLOAD A NEW DYLAN SONG FOR FREE
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/neil_mccormick/blog/2009/03/30/bob_dylan_free_download 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

SO WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9Wu2kWwSY

Israelity
HERSH: OBAMA HELPED END ISRAEL’S GAZA ATTACK
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Seymour_Hersh_Obama_played_role_in_0329.html 
When former Vice President Dick Cheney learned that Obama had been putting pressure on the Israelis, he angrily disparaged him as "pro-Palestinian" and described him as someone who would "never make it in the major leagues."
Israel Sudan attack killed 39
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22299.htm 

Lost Angeles
OUROUSSOFF: REINVENTING U.S. CITIES

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/arts/design/29ouro.html?_r=1&scp=47&sq=%22los+angeles%22&st=nyt 
Without an overhaul of the city’s transportation network it is only a matter of time before the city breaks down, a victim of pollution and overcongestion. A citywide plan that anchored Los Angeles along two major axes — the green river and the asphalt boulevard — could save it from becoming a third world city.

MAUREEN DOWD ENGAGES IN FLAGRANT
ANTI-WHITE RACIST PROPAGANDA

Got blue eyes? You're evil.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/opinion/29dowd.html?em 

VENKATESH: POPULIST RAGE? WHERE?
We have been divided and conquered by iPods, Twitter, and the Internet
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/opinion/29venkatesh.html?ref=opinion 
But these days, technology separates us and makes more of our communication indirect, impersonal and emotionally flat. With headsets on and our hands busily texting, we are less aware of one another’s behavior in public space. Count the number of people with cellphones and personal entertainment devices when you walk down a street. Self-involved bloggers, readers of niche news, all of us listening to our personal playlists: we narrowly miss each other. Effective rebellions require that we sing in unison.

Auto Motive
WHITE HOUSE TO LET CHRYSLER FAIL
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_to_let_Chrysler_fail_0330.html 
HERE IS OBAMA’S PLAN FOR DETROIT
http://thepage.time.com/2009/03/30/auto-aid/

Enviro Wacko
REPUG. REP: LESS CO2 EMISSIONS TAKE ‘PLANT FOOD FROM THE ATMOSPHERE’
We are not making this stuff up
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/28/shimkus-plant-food/ 

Iraq and Roll
283 Bases, 170,000 Pieces of Equipment, 140,000 Troops,
and an Army of Mercenaries: The Logistical Nightmare in Iraq

HERE
U.S. SGT. CONVICTED OF EXECUTING BOUND IRAQI PRISONERS
Mission accomplished.
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_sergeant_convicted_of_executing__03302009.html 
PETRAEUS: CHENEY IS WRONG ABOUT OBAMA
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/29/cheney-petraeus-safe/ 

Mashed Media
ANOTHER COLUMNIST SAYS IT: PULL NEWSPAPERS OFF THE WEB
The Rip Post said it first
http://www.businessinsider.com/maybe-newspapers-dont-belong-online-2009-3

HUMAN RIGHTS ATTY.: FEITH BETTER GET A GOOD LAWYER
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/30/feith-spain-torture/ 


TEXAS REPUG THREATENS ‘WWIII’ IF SENATE SEATS AL FRANKEN
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20634.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA RUNS (YAWN) GLOBAL COMPUTER SPYING NETWORK (YAWN)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/30/china-dalai-lama-spying-computers 

Animals in the news!
SLIDE SHOW: HELPING ANIMALS
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=specials/aiding_animals/ 
Cow that escaped slaughterhouse spent nine months on the run
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5075603/Missing-cow-spent-nine-months-on-the-run.html 
WATCH: IN SEARCH OF THE WHITE UAKARI MONKEY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/video/2009/mar/30/brazilian-amazon-rainforest-wildlife-holiday

Obits
PHOTOG HELEN LEVITT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/arts/design/30levitt.html?ref=obituaries 

Oh, by the way. . .
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL? TRY CHILI PEPPER
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/27/raw-chili-chinese-drivers-hot-awake/

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

R.I.P. MAURICE JARRE
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1888336,00.html 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Jarre 
Sarkozy tribute
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7971223.stm 
”Lawrence of Arabia”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irPSvEkQl8Q 
“Dr. Zhivago”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X-Q4nmYqc4 

LA SALLE: PRE-CODE PICTURES---THE WAY WE REALLY WERE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/29/PK6S16IUA2.DTL&type=movies 
I spent many years obsessed with these films. Their appeal is that, through them, you get to hear a long-ago era speak with its own voice, unimpeded by censorship. That voice is surprisingly modern. You come to realize how much of human nature remains consistent from one era to the next - and also how all that phony virtue stuff, in the late '30s and '40s films, was nothing but propaganda.

FANS QUESTION ‘DR. WHO’ PRODUCERS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7964105.stm

Light reading
THE FRENCH, RUDE? NO---IMPOSSIBLY POLITE
http://www.moreintelligentlife.com/story/parisians-rude-pas-du-tout 

(Lack of) Health
AGAVE SYRUP: JUST ANOTHER SUGAR?
http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-nutrition30-2009mar30,0,4068006.story 

Books
CHAPLIN: THE TRAMP’S ODYSSEY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/28/charlie-chaplin 
Rummaging around among some rubbish, he fished out a bowler hat, a cane, some absurdly overlarge boots, a pair of outsize pants and an undersized jacket. Knowing that Mack Sennett, for whom he was working, wanted an older type for the scene he was about to shoot, he stuck a little moustache on his upper lip.
The Gardens of Beverly Nichols
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0327/p19s03-hfes.html

And in the end. . .
GNOMES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/contribute/sn/gallery?plckGalleryID=5decae2e-cf60-4779-a1ca-2ccd6a3149b3&type=travel

3/26/09
DAILY CONCERT
IVES PLAYS IVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXHjeSamzno 
THE UNANSWERED QUESTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkFgIMC-Ks 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImb1wnhIGI
IVES: SYMPHONY NO. 4 FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAjJf45fkTc
IT TAKES TWO TO CONDUCT IVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIm9rCnY3IQ
SEREBRIER DISCUSSES IVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0YLD29Hw4
PUTNAM'S CAMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJtkve8jeE 
IVE JUST SEEN A FACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjphAmuAlJs


SEAN PENN, JIM CARREY, BENICIO DEL TORO TO PLAY. . .THE THREE STOOGES
We are not making this stuff up. . .
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article5978824.ece

World gone mad
BRIT ACTOR APOLOGIZES FOR INNOCUOUS JOKE ABOUT PAKISTANIS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7965058.stm
Musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz4B1FI2uos 

OCTOPUSSY LEAVES KIDS, GOES SHOPPING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/25/state/n134024D50.DTL

Animals in the news!

LEOPARD CUBS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5051624/Two-endangered-leopards-born-at-US-zoo.html 


BRITAIN RUNNING OUT OF COCKS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Britain_running_out_of_Cocks&in_article_id=598012&in_page_id=2

FIORE: LEVERAGE ME TENDER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/25/fiorelevarage.DTL 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

shocker: joni mitchell battling morgellon's syndrome
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/269296?tp=1

WHY AMERICANS MAY NEVER SEE
THE BEST NEW CAR ON THE ROAD

http://www.alternet.org/audits/131747/the_reva%3A_why_americans_may_never_see_the_best_new_car_on_the_road/
The Reva is the world's most successful electric vehicle. Manufactured on the outskirts of the south Indian city of Bangalore, it is as popular there as it is on the streets of London. Cumulatively it has been driven a combined 55 million kilometers in 20 major cities around the world.

HEY, HOMELESS FOLKS! ARNIE INVITES YOU TO THE FAIR!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aKqkjyYkFN8w&refer=worldwide

Israelity
ISRAEL ADMITS KILLING 189 CHILDREN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5049501/Israel-admits-killing-189-children-in-Gaza-campaign.html
ISRAELI ARMY RABBIS CRITICIZED FOR GAZA STANCE
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-israel-holywar25-2009mar25,0,4876301.story
OLIPHANT CARTOON CALLED ‘HIDEOUSLY ANTI-SEMITIC’ BY ADL
You can’t knock Israel policy without being called an anti-Semite. . .sickening. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Oliphant_IsraelGaza_cartoon_called_hideously_antiSemitic_0325.html 
ISRAEL’S PRAGMATIC THUG
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,615392,00.html 
His words have the force of cluster bombs. He spares no one. He once proposed executing Arab members of the Knesset with ties to Hamas to Hezbollah as "Nazi collaborators." Later he suggested that Israel should proceed in the Gaza Strip the way Russia did in Chechnya -- without consideration for losses or civilians. This remark gained him a reputation as a virulent racist.
For a few minutes, Arabs and Jews united by music
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0326/p01s01-wome.html 

Bordering on madness
HILLARY: U.S. DRUG HABITS FUEL MEXICO BORDER VIOLENCE
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29875572 
related:
HEMP TO THE RESCUE
http://www.alternet.org/environment/133055/hemp_is_not_pot%3A_it%27s_the_economic_stimulus_and_green_jobs_solution_we_need/ 
We can make over 25,000 things with it. Farmers love it. Environmentalists love it. You can't get high from it. So why is it still illegal?

Kim Nook Yoo
U.S. DEPLOYS WARSHIPS TO N. KOREA
As maniacs ready test-firing of long-range missile
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5053883/US-deploys-warships-as-North-Korea-prepares-to-launch-missile.html

People’s Repugnic
CHINA FURIOUS AT U.S. MILITARY REPORT
Hell, China is furious about everything. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7965084.stm 

EX-TAIWAN LEADER ON TRIAL FOR GRAFT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7964846.stm

Iraq and Roll
AUDITOR: $3.8 BILLION IN IRAQ WASTED SINCE ‘03
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_risks_Iraq_reconstruction_mistak_03252009.html 
SURVIVING IRAQ: AN ARMY GRUNT’S TALE
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/25/surviving-iraq-a-us-army-grunt%e2%80%99s-tale/
Spc. Brian Hunsuck is the boy next door on the front lines: He lost a friend, nearly lost a leg, and still acts like Beaver Cleaver.

Enviro Wacko
ARCHBISHOP: GOD WILL NOT SAVE THE PLANET
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Archbishop:_God_will_not_save_planet&in_article_id=596893&in_page_id=34
JAPAN CHERRY BLOSSOMS THREATENED BY GLOBAL WARMING
Not nice to fool with Mother Nature. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/globalwarming/5052867/Global-warming-hits-Japans-cherry-blossom-season.html 

Repugnicans
REPUG. REP. SAYS: WARMING IS NATURAL---
JUST FIND SOME SHADE!

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/25/barton-climate-shade/
CRAZY STEELE: PREZ RUN IS “UP TO GOD”
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/billo-guide 

Mashed Media
ANOTHER FEEBLE MOVE BY ENFEEBLED LAT
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/la_times_goers_for_brand.php 

Animals in the news!
MADAGASCAR COUP THREATENS LEMURS WITH EXTINCTION
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0326/p07s01-wogn.html 
VETS SHOOT DOOMED BEACHED WHALES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/5052405/Vets-shoot-last-three-whales-stranded-in-Western-Australia.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
SLAIN OFFICERS’ ORGANS SAVE FOUR LIVES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/25/BASR16N0JT.DTL&tsp=1 

Obit
MOTOWN DRUMMER URIEL JONES
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/arts/music/26jones.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
MORE INSANE, UGLY L.A. DEVELOPMENT
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_previews_at_hancock_lofts_rowan_auction_update.php 

THE AMBASSADOR OF BEVERLY HILLS
By (the great) John Rogers
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-beverly-hills-ambassador,0,4356877.story

Musique
IVES RECONSIDERED
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090105/schiff 
Long before his death in 1954, at 80, Charles Ives seemed less like the father of American music than an eccentric uncle whose antic behavior and uncensored opinions at birthdays and funerals conscript his relatives into manufacturing an endless series of apologies and disclaimers. In his songs, symphonies and sonatas, Ives furnished America's musical past with a future. He linked the sounds of the nineteenth century--marches and hymns and ragtime ditties--to the complex new harmonies and rhythms of modern music, and he forced their fusion with visionary zeal. He also referred to musicians he didn't respect, or who didn't respect him, as "sissies" and bewailed the feminization of American musical life.
OF MUSIC AND TIME
http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/723/full 
Time is the stuff of music: music manipulates our experience of time; it plays with the rhythm of experience; it stretches and complicates our relationship to the passing of time. If the world of physics is a space-time continuum, music is a pitch-time continuum.

And in the end. . .
4,800 CALORIE BALLPARK BURGER
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_ballpark_to_sell_4_800_calorie_b_03252009.html
CHEER DOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c
 

3/25/09
DAILY CONCERT
DUMB ALL OVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA25kclwtLc
THE WORLD IS A GHETTO---AHMAD JAMAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBxjTp5uTIU
THE WORLD IS A GHETTO---WAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYOBJhIKU1A
CRIPPLED INSIDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxol_huYpws
WELL RESPECTED MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXVzeB0DUo
GOD'S AWAY ON BUSINESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
NEVER LET GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea8qsGDNZ6Q

SKYLINES:
Quotatious: "The rest of us can't afford to demonize every investor or entrepreneur who seeks to make a profit.” ---President Obama.

”What a profoundly ridiculous and insensitive remark. No one is demonizing honest people who seek to make a profit. The public is correctly demonizing the fiendish robberbarons who have looted and bankrupted the country, leaving the world in near economic collapse. Guess Mr. Obama isn’t interested in reelection.”
---Charles Bogle.


PELT A.I.G. WITH TOMATOES!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/AIG_pelted_with_virtual_tomatoes_at_0324.html 

SPECTOR'S DATE “KILLED HERSELF”
He just happened to be holding the gun, that's all.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7962758.stm 

AH, THE OLD FALSE ARM JOKE. . .
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Beckham_shocked_by_marines_arm-pull_prank&in_article_id=596180&in_page_id=34

WORLD’S OLDEST WOMAN TURNS 130---
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/kazakhstan/5046448/Oldest-woman-in-the-world-about-to-turn-130.html 
Here she is (warning: this is pretty frightening)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/barbara-walters-abcs-50th-anniversary-all-star-party-1C76RD.jpg 
---WORLD’S OLDEST DOG TURNS 127
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/pets/detail?&entry_id=37395&type=pets 

BIG TIT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5043710/Long-tailed-tit-makes-it-into-top-ten-garden-birds.html 

MAN PLAYS BRIDGE!
http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/article/20090318/LIFE/903180309/1005/LIFE

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5048824/Pictures-of-the-day-25-March-2009.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

DEAR AIG---I QUIT!
Ex-exec says he will donate bonus to charity, takes swipe at Liddy
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Dear_AIG_I_quit_exec_quits_0325.html
HERE'S HIS NYT OP-ED
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html?_r=2&ref=opinion

EU: OBAMA’S ECONOMIC PLAN IS “ROAD TO HELL”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/25/financial/f073139D49.DTL&tsp=1

O-blah-ma
Rhetoric, pose. . .where’s the leadership?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/25/barack-obama-aig-bonuses-conference 
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_press_conference_0325.html 

RALL: OBAMA DOESN’T TALK LIKE BUSH---HE JUST ACTS LIKE HIM
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22286.htm 
This week’s example is Obama’s grandstanding over $165 million in bonuses paid to executives of AIG, which received billions in federal bailout money. He feigned outrage: “How do they justify this outrage to the taxpayers who are keeping the company afloat?” But his Treasury Department knew about the bonuses — which amount to roughly 55 cents per American — ages ago. He also knows there isn’t much the government can do legally to claw the money back.

LINDORFF: INSURANCE INDUSTRY IS PARASITE FEEDING ON U.S. HEALTH SYSTEM
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/288 
We should not be tricked by this seeming sudden appearance of decency on the part of these corporate parasites. There is simply no valid reason for preserving the private insurance industry’s role in any health care reform plan that is aimed at giving everyone access to health care in America. The Obama administration needs to jettison its “free market” fetish when it comes to health care. The financing of health care for all Americans can all be handled much better by the government. Medicare has proven this. Other countries—Britain, Australia, France, Canada, Taiwan and most other modern nations have proven this.

HEDGES: COUNTRY NEEDS A MORAL BAILOUT
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090323_america_is_in_need_of_a_moral_bailout/ 
In decaying societies, politics become theater. The elite, who have hollowed out the democratic system to serve the corporate state, rule through image and presentation. They express indignation at AIG bonuses and empathy with a working class they have spent the last few decades disenfranchising, and make promises to desperate families that they know will never be fulfilled. Once the spotlights go on they read their lines with appropriate emotion. Once the lights go off, they make sure Goldman Sachs and a host of other large corporations have the hundreds of billions of dollars in losses they incurred playing casino capitalism repaid with taxpayer money.

Mashed Media
OBAMA DOES NOT CALL ON SINGLE MAJOR U.S. NEWSPAPER---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/As_newspaper_revenues_plummet_Obama_slights_0325.html
---GETS TESTY WITH TV REPORTER
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/pres-obama-it-took-us-couple-days-because 
BRAIN-DEAD ECONOMIC REPORTING
The corporate media's coverage of the administration's bank rescue plan comforts the comfortable.
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/133246/brain-dead_economic_reporting%3A_if_wall_street_approves_of_obama%27s_plan%2C_it_must_be_a_winner%21/ 
Immediately after the Obama administration unveiled its cunning plan to help the titans of Wall Street avoid the hit that should result from their bad decisions, members of our national press corps fanned out across the land to ask investment bankers, hedge-fund managers and stock traders whether Obama's plan went far enough in lining their pockets with taxpayer cash.

OAKLAND COP-KILLER RAPED LITTLE GIRL
And his sister says he was not a monster. . .Right, he was just a little underprivileged, misunderstood. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/25/MNPP16M2CH.DTL 

QUEEN CONDI SIDES WITH BUSH: LEAVE OBAMA ALONE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/25/rice-sides-bush-cheney/ 

Bordering on madness
U.S. ADDS 100 FEDERAL AGENTS TO MEXICAN BORDER
Try 10,000.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0325/p01s01-woam.html 

World gone mad
WHY IS THIS CRAP PERMITTED ON ANY LEVEL BY ANY COUNTRY?
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-40785.html 

More Mashed Media
FACEBOOK IS MONITORED BY GOV’T
Whatever made you think it wasn’t?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/facebook/5046447/Facebook-could-be-monitored-by-the-government.html 

(Lack of) Health
THE NEW, AFFLUENT. . .TB PATIENT?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/25/BA8S16MBVA.DTL&tsp=1 
Rather, the disease is now being found in low-risk settings that don't usually harbor TB - at an affluent high school, a law office, bars, even at a venture capital firm.
FISH OIL PROTECTS PROSTATE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/dietandfitness/5044610/Fish-oil-may-protect-men-against-prostate-cancer.html

Oh, by the way. . .
WIFE OF BRIT KILLED BY PIRATES TELLS OF HER ESCAPE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/thailand/5048234/British-woman-Linda-Robertson-speaks-of-escape-from-pirates-who-killed-her-husband.html


AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

MORFORD: BEWARE THE VEGANS!
And. . .smart people, Buddhists, hippies, gays. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/25/notes032509.DTL 

BAGAENT: LSD HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME!
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/133256/skinny_dipping_in_reality%3A_the_great_hippy_lsd_enlightenment_search_party/
Then one day George walked into my basement apartment and threw a cellophane packet onto the kitchen table. "There it is Bageant," he said. Next day, after creating a small meditative space with plants, a Tibetan mandala, and classical music on the turntable, we took it. Five years later I was still taking it at least once a week, and to this day I consider LSD the promethean spark of whatever awakening I have managed to accomplish in the life.

FORTY YEARS AGO, JOHN LENNON WENT TO BED
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1887394,00.html 

Animals in the news!
GARDEN BIRDS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/mar/24/big-garden-birdwatch-reader-photos?picture=344984920 

Light reading
THE AMAZING LEFCADIO HEARN
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123751339691591383.html 
Lafcadio Hearn (1850-1904) is best known as the magisterial interpreter of Japan to the English-speaking world, a role he played after moving there in 1890, marrying a Japanese woman and then publishing a series of books in the West, such as the story collections "In Ghostly Japan" (1899) and "Kwaidan" (1904). But before his expatriation, Hearn was America's ace traveloguist. A generous compilation of his early journalistic writing throughout the New World from the Library of America reveals how powerful this forgotten genre can be.

Books
SHALL WE GET RID OF THE LAWYERS?
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22573 

THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT MODELS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/mar/24/naked-truth-life-models 

Fashionism
LATEST RAGE: NO SHAMPOO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=37131&tsp=1 

And in the end. . .
SIZE MATTERS, APPARENTLY, TO HER
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=146857&in_page_id=2

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/24/09
DAILY CONCERT
MR. BLUE SKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmBWzKrKqBE
MR. SPACEMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2w0GJDfLs
MRS. ROBINSON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubcyn0_5GNc
MRS. VANDERBILT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biotz078Y4E
MISS O' DELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7BcThREw
MR. TAMBOURINE MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Y6JR2uRfY
PLEASE MR. POSTMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9mBWuLRL4
MEAN MR. MUSTARD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY_jB9GeCI

SKYLINES:
60-FOOT PENIS!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Teens_giant_penis_surprise_for_parents&in_article_id=594257&in_page_id=2

E.T. SPOTTED ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/google/5042502/ET-tracked-down-on-Google-Street-View.html 

SCORE ONE FOR THE KOMODO DRAGONS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/24/man-mauled-death-komodo-dragon 

PRAYING PILOT GETS TEN YEARS IN THE CLINK
Guess his prayers weren’t answered
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/5043287/Pilot-who-paused-to-pray-in-crash-landing-sentenced-to-10-years-in-jail.html 

DAVE MARRIES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/23/entertainment/e151334D33.DTL

WILLIAMS DOING WELL WITH REBUILT HEART
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7960740.stm 

Photos of the day
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0323/


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

U.N.: ISRAEL SOLDIERS USED 11-YEAR-OLD BOY AS SHIELD
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1073243.html 
EVIDENCE OF ISRAELI WAR CRIMES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/23/israel-gaza-war-crimes-guardian
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5040215/Israel-used-child-as-human-shield-during-Gaza-conflict.html 
The Guardian has compiled detailed evidence of alleged war crimes committed by Israel during the 23-day offensive in the Gaza Strip earlier this year, involving the use of Palestinian children as human shields and the targeting of medics and hospitals.
ISRAEL ARMY T-SHIRT: ‘ONE SHOT KILLS TWO’---
PREGNANT WOMAN IN RIFLE CROSS-HAIR

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/23/international/i084547D94.DTL 
Israel's military condemned soldiers for wearing T-shirts of a pregnant woman in a rifle's cross-hairs with the slogan "1 Shot 2 Kills," and another of a gun-toting child with the words, "The smaller they are, the harder it is."
POLL: AMERICAN JEWS’ VIEWS ON ISRAEL, MIDDLE EAST
http://www.jstreet.org/page/j-street-releases-new-poll-american-jews-views-israel-and-middle-east

N.KOREA QUESTIONS U.S. JOURNALISTS OVER ‘ESPIONAGE’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5042913/North-Korea-questions-US-journalists-over-espionage.html 
According to reports, they were arrested on March 17 by North Korean soldiers after they strayed into North Korean territory by crossing the frozen Tumen River, which marks North Korea's border with China. The narrow river is a frequent escape route for refugees fleeing North Korea, which was the subject of a documentary being filmed by the pair.

All-melty dollar
CHINA WANTS TO REPLACE THE DOLLAR
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Chinese_central_bank_proposes_new_world_0323.html
AIG TO RETURN $50 MILLION IN BONUSES
To keep robberbarons’ names secret
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123784730479718425.html
WHITNEY: JUDGEMENT DAY FOR GEITHNER
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22279.htm
Whether he deserves it or not, Timothy Geithner has become the poster boy for everything that's wrong with the government's scatterbrain financial rescue plan. Geithner was in the wheelhouse at the New York Fed when Bear Stearns and Lehman Bros defaulted, and he played a central role in the $165 million AIG bonus scandal which ignited a populist firestorm across the country. Now everything even remotely connected to the bank bailout has become a source of fist-clinching rage. The mood of the country has darkened from the steady downpour of bad economic news, the sharp decline in housing prices and the steep rise in unemployment. People are angry at the government, the banks and Wall Street. Their nerves are frayed and their patience is stretched to the limit.
$1 BILLION IN MADOFF ASSETS TRACKED DOWN
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601127&sid=apBiNlA5sLQA
OBAMA COMMENTARY RUNS IN 31 PAPERS WORLDWIDE
Calls for global cooperation to solve finance crisis
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_pens_editorial_calling_for_global_0324.html 

INTERVIEW:
WARN THE CHILDREN: MOYERS INTERVIEWS REAL SOCIALIST!

(Can we say ‘socialist’ here? Is it okay, Rush?)
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/03202009/watch2.html 
BILL MOYERS: And how's he doing? What's Obama done right so far, in your judgment?
MIKE DAVIS: Well, I think what he's done most right is to push through the stimulus package, which I argue is primarily a relief bill, because obviously you can't talk about stopping the decline if you're going to allow the public sector, the local public sector, schools and public services on a state and local level to collapse as they are. You have to shore that up. Not that the stimulus is sufficient to address the totality of the fiscal crisis across the span of local governments. But it puts a Band-Aid over it. It slows the results of that. It extends unemployment. It pays.

DOES OBAMA KNOW WHO THE FRENCH PREZ IS?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/toby_harnden/blog/2009/03/24/does_barack_obama_know_who_the_president_of_france_is 

Enviro Wacko
EXXON VALDEZ: THE KILLING DID NOT STOP IN ‘89
http://www.alternet.org/environment/133033/exxon_valdez%3A_the_killing_did_not_stop_in_1989/ 
The latest studies in 2007 show the buried oil is still entering the food web as predators such as harlequin ducks and sea otters forage on oil-contaminated shellfish. Two-thirds of the species injured by the spill and selected for study have not fully recovered, according to federal and state officials charged with restoration studies. This includes species like herring, the basic forage fish of the ecosystem. The remaining population of herring is now miniscule, barely sustaining the ecosystem -- and the once highly lucrative herring fisheries are closed indefinitely.
MONBIOT: THE ATKINS PLAN FOR A LOW CARBON WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/24/george-monbiot-climate-change-biochar
Whenever you hear the word miracle, you know there's trouble just around the corner. But no matter many times they lead to disappointment or disaster, the newspapers never tire of promoting miracle cures, miracle crops, miracle fuels and miracle financial instruments. We have a limitless ability to disregard the laws of economics, biology and thermodynamics when we encounter a simple solution to complex problems. So welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the new miracle. It's a low-carbon regime for the planet that makes the Atkins diet look healthy: woodchips with everything.

(Lack of) Health
ANESTHESIA IN INFANTS RELATED TO LATER DISABILITIES
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1887206,00.html 
EAT MEAT AND DIE
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090323161109.htm 

Animals in the news!
THE STATE OF BIRDS: 2009 REPORT
http://www.stateofthebirds.org/
Nearly a third of the nation’s 800 bird species are endangered, threatened or in significant decline due to habitat loss, invasive species, and other threats.

Oh, by the way. . .
HE SURVIVED BOTH ATOMIC BOMBS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/24/nuclear-bomb-survivor-japan 
JAPAN POLICE BUNGLE BRIT TEACHER MURDER PROBE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/5043051/Lindsay-Hawker-Family-of-murdered-teacher-say-Japanese-police-have-bungled-investigation.html 
SINGAPORE: MODEL OF TEACHING EXCELLENCE
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0324/p12s01-ussc.html 

Obits
NBA GREAT BUTCH KOMIVES
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/sports/basketball/24komives.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
MET GREAT EZIO FLAGELLO
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/theater/24flagello.html?ref=obituaries 
NEW ORLEANS GREAT EDDIE BO
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/arts/music/24bo.html?ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

SALLISLAW, OKLA., STILL TRYING TO SHAKE OFF “GRAPES OF WRATH”
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/24/great-depression-icon-meets-the-great-recession/ 

BAD JOKES ARE EASIER TO REMEMBER THAN GOOD ONES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5032755/Why-bad-jokes-are-easier-to-remember-than-the-good-ones.html  

THE MAN WHO REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5042704/The-memory-man-who-can-remember-everything.html 

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
Jennifer Anuston abandons John Mayer because of Twitter!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5038203/Jennifer-Aniston-ended-relationship-with-John-Mayer-because-of-his-Twitter-obsession.html 

Where ya goin’?
NORWAY’S ISLAND KINGDOM
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/03/24/travel/0324-lofoten_index.html 

Film
REVIEW: MALKOVICH IN ‘THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD’
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0321/p25s01-almo.html 

And in the end. . .
MATCHSTICKS---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSEEDeB4zFg 
---AND CHOPSTICKS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?20-year-old_chopstick_removed_from_stomach&in_article_id=592490&in_page_id=2&in_a_source= 
 

3/23/09
DAILY CONCERT

SKYLINES:
DWARF SAVED BY CHIHUAHUA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5037096/Dwarf-saved-by-chihuahua.html 

DON’T TASE ME, BRO
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/national_world&id=6722957

ASTRONAUT WON’T CHANGE UNDERPANTS FOR A WEEK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5016907/Astronaut-tests-space-age-underpants.html

HOLY LEAPING OWLS, BATMAN!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5036626/Photographer-captures-rare-shot-of-an-owl-leaping-into-the-air.html 

UGLY BALD RICH BUFFOON MARRIES BIMBO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5034130/Bruce-Willis-marries-underwear-model.html 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0322/ 

LISA LING’S SISTER AMONG TWO U.S. JOURNALISTS HELD BY N. KOREA
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/03/21/2009-03-21_lisa_lings_sister_among_two_reporters_ca.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

GORBACHEV: U.S. HAS IT COMING
And he’s right!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,614877,00.html 
Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev says the U.S. is getting a double dose of comeuppance with the swirling financial crisis and escalating violence in Afghanistan. Again, Gorbachev sees the turn of events as the U.S.'s just deserts. "Who created the Taliban? Saudi Arabia financed it with the political support of the United States," he said.

AMAZING! CBS'S KROFT STICKS IT TO OBAMA: "ARE YOU PUNCH-DRUNK?"
Where were questions like this for dry-drunk, brain-damaged Bush?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2009/03/64500771/1

OBAMA CALLS FOR ‘ERA OF SERVICE’
Too little, way too late. . .
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1886213,00.html 

All-melty Dollar
BAILED OUT J.P. MORGAN BUYS $120 MILLION IN PRIVATE JETS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bailed_out_JP_Morgan_moves_foward_0323.html
WAMU SUES FDIC FOR FORCED SALE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Washington_Mutual_seeks_over_13_billion_0321.html
BAILED OUT BANKS GIVING MONEY TO CAMPAIGNS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Donating_for_dollars_Bailedout_banks_donate_0322.html
GOODMAN: NO BAILOUT FOR THOSE HIT HARDEST
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090317_those_hit_hardest_get_no_bailout/ 
Obama has surrounded himself with financial advisers who are too cozy with Wall Street, like Summers and Geithner. It’s time to direct the stimulus to the people who need it, to those whose tax dollars are funding it.

LINDORFF: OBAMA ADMINISTRATION CAREENING TOWARDS DISASTER
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/286 
What this means is that all the Obama administration, the US Treasury and the Federal Reserve are doing by buying the toxic assets off the books of banks like Citigroup, Bank America or Wells Fargo is giving a taxpayer handout to those banks' investors and bondholders--the very people who enabled those companies to invest in the corrupt credit default swaps and other shady derivatives in the first place. What should happen? Citibank, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, and the other financial institutions that made bad bets on these structured financial instruments, should be allowed to fail, taking with them the investors who played this dirty game, and the managers who decided to gamble instead of run conservative banking operations.

RICH: OBAMA’S ‘KATRINA MOMENT’
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/22/opinion/22rich.html?_r=1&em 
The White House seemed utterly blindsided by the public’s revulsion at the moneyed insiders’ culture illuminated by Daschle’s post-Senate career. Yet last week’s events suggest that the administration learned nothing from that brush with disaster. Otherwise it never would have used Lawrence Summers, the chief economic adviser, as a messenger just as the A.I.G. rage was reaching a full boil last weekend. Summers is so tone-deaf that he makes Geithner seem like Bobby Kennedy.

RAIMUNDO: AMERICAN EMPIRE, FINALE
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14442
The United States is essentially an empire that has gone bankrupt. We are like some once very grand family fallen on hard times, who have had their house foreclosed and sit quietly waiting in the parlor, pretending that nothing unusual is happening, while the sheriff is on the way to throw us out on the street. Human beings are creatures of habit: they still continue to act in the old ways long after circumstances have changed. The other day, President Barack Obama announced the next major phase in the "war on terrorism" he inherited from George W. Bush: we're sending 17,000 more troops to Afghanistan, doubling the number of American troops in that country, and have begun to launch cross-border attacks in Pakistani territory. The war on terrorism is expanding even as the American economy continues to shrink. How will we pay for it?

Israelity
RELIGIOUS WAR IN ISRAEL’S ARMY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/22/weekinreview/22BRONNER.html
A soldier, identified by the pseudonym Ram, is quoted as saying that in Gaza, “the rabbinate brought in a lot of booklets and articles and their message was very clear: We are the Jewish people, we came to this land by a miracle, God brought us back to this land and now we need to fight to expel the non-Jews who are interfering with our conquest of this holy land. This was the main message, and the whole sense many soldiers had in this operation was of a religious war.”
PERES CONTRADICTS OBAMA MESSAGE TO IRAN
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/21/peres-contradicts-obama-iran/ 
THE ‘UNHELPFUL’ EUNUCHS AND ISRAEL
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22270.htm 
For years, US administrations called Israeli settlements "illegal" and an "obstacle to peace," but in recent years those terms have been replaced by a mere "unhelpful." On her first official trip to the region earlier this month, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton referred to the Israeli demolition of Palestinian Arab homes in East Jerusalem as "unhelpful." Earlier this week, the European Union presidency said that Israel's demolition of homes in the Silwan neighborhood of Jerusalem "threatens the viability of a comprehensive, just and lasting settlement, in conformity with international law."
ISRAEL’S WAR CRIMES
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22264.htm
For the first time since the establishment of Israel in 1948 the government is facing serious allegations of war crimes from respected public figures throughout the world. Even the secretary general of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon, normally so cautious about offending sovereign states – especially those aligned with its most influential member, the United States – has joined the call for an investigation and potential accountability. To grasp the significance of these developments it is necessary to explain what made the 22 days of attacks in Gaza stand shockingly apart from the many prior recourses to force by Israel to uphold its security and strategic interests.
U.S. furious over Israel's demolition of East Jerusalem homes
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1072813.html


OAKLAND COP-KILLER’S SISTER: HE’S NOT A MONSTER
Like hell!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/22/MNH016L58R.DTL 

Country gone
O’ REILLY: IF CHENEY HAD ASSASSINATION SQUAD---
HE WOULD HAVE KILLED SEYMOUR HERSH

How has such abominable “discourse” come to be routine?
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/22/oreilly-cheney-hersh/ 

Mashed Media
MORE SLAUGHTER ON SPRING STREET
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/layoffs_monday.php
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A TOWN LOSES ITS NEWSPAPER?
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1886826,00.html
GOODY: DEATH AS ENTERTAINMENT
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/damian_thompson/blog/2009/03/22/jade_goody_death_as_entertainment 
Jade belonged to the first generation of Britons who have been raised without religion and the meaning it ascribes to death. A streak of callousness goes with being young, and always has done; but the peculiar brutality shown by twentysomethings towards the cancer-stricken Jade, for no better reason than that they didn't like her, is a miserable and worrying sign of the times.

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
ISN’T IT WONDERFUL? A NEW HORRID DEVELOPMENT RAPES SAWTELLE IN ‘LITTLE OSAKA’
But this dumbass website touts it---along with all development---as something grand. . .typical L.A. obliviousness. . .
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/soho_square_part_of_sawtelles_building_boom.php 

OLDEST LIVING PERSON TURNS 118
If you call that living
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/21/arme-tsering-oldest-living-person/ 

Animals in the news!
BORDER COLLIES GRASP SUBTLETIES
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/41972/title/Dogs_show_a_fetching_communication_savvy 

Light Reading
HENRY VIII WAS A SERIAL KILLER
http://www.historytoday.com/MainArticle.aspx?m=33295&amid=30279171 
Yet much of what we think we know about Henry VIII is just that – fable. We think of him in stereotypes. In 2007, in her column in The Observer, Victoria Coren wrote with heavy sarcasm: ‘If you type “wife-killing” into Google, the first listing is a reference to Henry VIII, of wife-killing notoriety. Oh, that Henry VIII.’ Popular perceptions of Henry VIII, according to focus groups consulted by the market research agency BDRC for Historic Royal Palaces, are that he was a fat guy who had six, or maybe eight wives, and that he killed a lot of them. In April 2007, next to a tomb in Oxford’s Christ Church cathedral, where the heads of female figurines had broken off, I heard one man comment to another, ‘Henry VIII has a lot to answer for, hasn’t he?’
DRUIDS COMMITTED HUMAN SACRIFICE, CANNIBALISM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090320-druids-sacrifice-cannibalism.html 

For Art’s Sake
STELLA LAI
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/art_stella_lai.htm l

Musique
“THE COMPOSER IS DEAD”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/20/PKHI16F2M6.DTL&type=music 
With a characteristically morbid text by San Francisco author Lemony Snicket (otherwise known as Daniel Handler) and a blithe, vivacious orchestral score by Nathaniel Stookey, this 30-minute entertainment uses a murder mystery as a pretext for a guided tour through the sections of the orchestra. Trying to find the composer's murderer, the unnamed Inspector searches the ranks of the players for suspects or clues, while Stookey's score offers characteristic bits from each of the instruments and sections. (A book version of the piece, with WPA-tinged illustrations by Carson Ellis and an indispensable CD of the Symphony performances, has just been released by HarperCollins.)
WATCH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCrZWE_YAU 
CANDID BACKSTAGE FOOTAGE OF HENDRIX COMING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/mar/23/jimi-hendrix-reality-tv-footage 

Spring is sprung
GNOME SWEET GNOME
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/21/HO2016ETRU.DTL&type=homeandgarden

And in the end. . .
PRAYING TO THE TEAPOT
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/19/malaysian-woman-jailed-worshipping-tea-pot/ 

3/20/09
DAILY CONCERT

BLOSSOM DEARIE/MEL TORME:
IT MIGHT AS WELL BE SPRING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8G_4NBJyc
RAMBLE ON ROSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqFHX-pzeh0 
RAMBLIN' ROSE---MC5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cg0qJ-ieRk
RAMBLIN' ROSE---NAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fJQNROSSJU 
SAKURA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymntDHjvRfE 

SKYLINES:
RICHARDSON ‘VOMITING, CONFUSED’---
FIRST AMBULANCE TURNED BACK

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/03/report-richardson-was-vomiting-and-confused 
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/mar/20/1n20brain002816-actresss-death-puts-focus-syndrome/
According to reports, Richardson insisted that she felt fine, and the ambulance was sent away without paramedics examining the actress. Richardson returned to her hotel where, an hour or so later, she complained of a crushing headache and nausea

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SHRIMP!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Giant_prawn_was_king_of_crust-ocean&in_article_id=589017&in_page_id=34

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SEA WORM!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5016366/Giant-sea-worm-that-attacked-coral-reef-caught-by-aquarium-staff.html 

COP TOPI
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/19/when-nypd-wears-a-muslim-topi/ 

Old Monty Python prop causes bomb scare
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5018294/Pub-evacuated-after-Monty-Python-prop-mistaken-for-grenade.html

FAUX SMOKING HAS PARENTS FUMING
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB123750945477390601-lMyQjAxMDI5MzI3MDUyMDA5Wj.html

FABULOUS NEW YORKER COVER
Octo-Rush!
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/toc/2009/03/23/toc_20090316 

‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ IS ‘HORNY’ FOR WASHINGTON D.C.
We are not making this stuff up
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2009/03/_the_republicans_working_man.html


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Your Corporatocracy at work!
AIG SUING FEDERAL GOV’T.
Corporate princes want $306 million in tax money back---collected from offshore tax havens
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/AIG_in_lawsuit_with_govt_over_0320.html
13 FIRMS THAT RECEIVED BAILOUT $$
OWE MILLIONS IN BACK TAXES

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/us/politics/20tax.html?ref=us 
CONASON: PUSH BACK AGAINST AIG’S ‘BEST AND BRIGHTEST’
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090318_push_back_against_aigs_brightest/ 
It should be obvious by now that the AIG traders, along with many others like them, deserved to be fired and perhaps prosecuted rather than enriched. The “too big to fail” argument for saving their firm and their sorry behinds always amounted to a kind of blackmail. The threat was stated explicitly in the remarkable letter sent last weekend by AIG chief Edward Liddy to Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner that sought to justify the latest bonuses.

Lost Angeles
FOSTER KIDS GO HOMELESS IN L.A.---
http://www.laweekly.com/2009-03-19/news/rooftop-foster-kids/ 
The corner of Hollywood and Western is the epicenter of an underground world: a community outside the collective vision of club-hoppers and restaurant-goers rushing by, and one forgotten by public policy. Homeless youth, many cast off at 18 by the foster-care system, root out lives in a dim, moldy labyrinth of “abandos” — abandoned buildings hidden behind storefronts and the busy boulevard.
---WHILE ANOTHER HIDEOUS LUXURY TOWER GOES UP
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_solair_looking_at_may_moveins_del_rey_traffic_talk.php

Bordering on madness
CONCENTRATION CAMP, USA: IMMIGRANT ‘DETENTION’ OUT OF CONTROL
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/real-concentration-camps-usa-our-imm 

Obama Nation
OBAMA APOLOGIZES FOR STOOOPID ‘SPECIAL OLYMPICS’ “JOKE”
What the hell was he doing on the Tonight Show anyhow?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2009/03/64400743/1 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2009/03/obama_likens_his_bowling_game.html 
OBAMA PLANS ‘PLEDGE DRIVE’ FOR HIS POLICY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/20/MNMO16JJDF.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1 
LINDORFF: OBAMA’S MOMENT PASSING QUICKLY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/285
He should promptly demand Geithner's and Summers' resignations, and should also fire the CEO of AIG, Edward Liddy (as 80% owner of AIG, the US has the power to do that anytime). It would also be a good idea at the same time to fire the CEOs of all the leading banks that are at this point surviving on government bailouts.

Israelity
ISRAEL SOLDIERS SAY THEY WERE
ORDERED TO SHOOT WOMEN AND CHILDREN

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-gaza-probe20-2009mar20,0,1821341.story 
FISK: LIEBERMAN THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO THE MIDDLE EAST
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22251.htm
The Iraqis produced the hateful Saddam, the Iranians created the crackpot Ahmadinejad – for reasons of sanity, I leave out the weird ruler of Libya – and now the Israelis have exalted a man, Avigdor Lieberman, who out-Sharons even Ariel Sharon.

All-melty dollar
ASININE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK:
ETIQUETTE OF ‘FAREWELL E-MAIL’

http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/judgments/2009/03/16/its-been-such-pleasure-working-you 
WILL OUR ECONOMIC COLLAPSE KILL MILLIONS ABROAD?
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/132523/will_our_economic_collapse_cause_the_death_of_millions_abroad/
DESPONDENT JAPANESE HEAD FOR “SUICIDE FOREST”
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/03/19/suicide.forrest.japan/index.html

Enviro Wacko
WAVE GOODBYE TO ALL THE NICE BIRDIES, KIDS!
1/3 OF ALL U.S. SPECIES SET TO DIE

http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/03/19/one-third-of-us-bird-species-are-in-peril/ 

Iraq and Roll
U.S. BOMBS BAGHDAD
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Airstrike_kills_11_insurgents_US_military_0320.html

Jesus H. Christ!
VATICAN INSIDERS: POPE IS A DISASTER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/5018013/Vatican-insiders-declare-the-Pope-a-disaster.html

Mashed Media
MORFORD ON FORECASTS OF DEMISE OF NEWSPAPERS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/20/notes032009.DTL 
The grand upshot? They don't really have any idea. But they have some curious, slippery, hopeful, but ultimately disappointing theories. Theories that, to my mind, consistently miss the mark, in at least one or two vital ways.
TUCKER CARLSON SHOULD GO BACK TO THE BOW TIE
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/tucker-carlson-should-go-back-bow-tie

Animals in the news!
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SHARK AND SURFER PHOTOS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5017421/Shark-swims-near-surfer-in-Cornwall.html

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

BROADWAY DIMS LIGHTS FOR RICHARDSON
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7954366.stm 

WHAT TO DO TO HERALD SPRING
At least if you live in England
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/20/spring-stephen-moss 

Musique
ARCHIVAL RELEASES FROM MARY HOPKIN
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m3d19-Those-were-the-days--Mary-Hopkin-goes-back-into-her-tape-vaults

Books
OLD CHILDREN’S CLASSICS, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2009/mar/17/classic-childrens-stories-illustrated?picture=344708969 

Film
THE GREATEST MOVIES NEVER MADE
At least a couple that might have been not too bad. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/mar/20/davidlynch

And in the end. . .
SPRING
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&q=spring 

3/19/09
DAILY CONCERT

DOWN HOME SHAKEDOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7DV2D8-4sA 
TWO OF US
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HcqW-TDLMk
HOME ON THE RANGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3gE_zdorf0
SHAKE A HAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KohTdrO3nHs 
WHEN I GET HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Yyza4MH-Y
SHAKEDOWN STREET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-EI-yid1NY
DOWN AND OUT (RINGO AND GEORGE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n-kQQl8zEo 
HOME SWEET HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mypgywe49VI


SKYLINES:
FIRST RICHARDSON AMBULANCE WAS TURNED AWAY
Sooner attention might have saved her life?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/international/i211929D23.DTL
Doc talks about head injuries
http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/2009/03/18/natasha-richardson-and-head-injuries/ 
Would helmet have saved her?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1886115,00.htm 

TELEPROMPTER FREEZES---IRISH P.M. GIVES OBAMA’S SPEECH
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/18/chaos-in-the-white-house-obamas-teleprompter-blows-up/ 

Stacy Keach Recovering From Stroke
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7952177.stm 

NUDE HIKING IN THE ALPS
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/world/europe/17swiss.html?_r=2&ref=travel

BLACK PRINCESS, WHITE PRINCE, BIG PR FOR DISNEY
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Critics_lash_out_at_Disneys_first_black_princess&in_article_id=586707&in_page_id=27

DOG EATS CASH, MAKES CHANGE
Money ain’t worth shit? Think again. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/national/a115726D38.DTL 

RUSSIA BANS BABY SEAL HUNTING
Bravo
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/19/seals-hunting-russia-ban 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Mashed Media
CRAMER: STEWART ATTACK ON ME ‘NAÏVE’
Just the kind of “naivete” the media need, Jimbo. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Cramer_Stewart_attack_on_me_naive_0319.html
OH, THAT NAUGHTY JON STEWART IS SOOOO MEAN!!!!
http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2009/03/richard-cohen-fell-for-it-too-therefore.html 
See, our favorite punching bag has decided, unlike everybody else, that Jon Stewart was terribly, terribly unfair to poor Jim Cramer, and that's because he was so busy looking in his couch for spare change that he utterly, completely missed Stewart's point that there were, like, a zillion signs that companies like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Citigroup were trading on a dangerously warped and distended bubble.
CRAZY N. KOREA HOLDS TWO U.S. WOMEN JOURNALISTS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7951982.stm
According to the Associated Press news agency, Laura Ling, a Chinese-American, and Euna Lee, a Korean-American - both of whom work for the California-based online media outlet Current TV - were arrested late on Tuesday.
MOST VIOLENT VIDEO GAME EVER
Oh, this will do humanity a lot of good. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/technologynews/5015740/MadWorld-most-violent-computer-game-ever-launched-on-Nintendo-Wii.html

Israelity
ROBERTS: ISRAEL’S AMERICAN CHATTEL
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22241.htm
How is the United States a superpower when it cannot appoint the official who oversees the National Intelligence Estimate without the approval of the Israeli right-wing government and its American agents?

U.S. WON’T PROSECUTE MEDICAL POT
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-medpot19-2009mar19,0,4987571.story
Bill to end mandatory minimum drug sentences introduced
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bill_to_end_mandatory_minimums_for_0319.html 

FORMER POWELL CHIEF OF STAFF: CHENEY IS “EVIL”
And water is wet.
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/18/wilkerson-cheney-evil/ 

Jesus H. Christ!
IMPEACH THE POPE
http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/guestvoices/2009/03/impeach_the_pope.html

Country Over
STUDENTS OUTSOURCING THEIR ESSAYS. . .TO MANILA, KIEV. . .
http://chronicle.com/free/v55/i28/28a00102.htm
EXCLUSIVE! ACTUAL FOOTAGE FROM TYPICAL COLLEGE CLASSROOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP_xIJFZaoY

COMMENT: IS U.S. FACING ‘WEIMAR’-LIKE BACKLASH?
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/132155/does_america_face_the_risk_of_a_fascist_backlash_/
The U.S. faces a similar "Weimar Moment." The devastating collapse of the economy after eight years of Republican rule has left the leadership, policies, and ideology of the right utterly discredited. But, as was the case with Germany in 1919, Republicans do not intend to allow the new government to succeed. They will do everything they can to undermine it. If they are successful, the U.S. may yet go the way of Weimar Germany.
LINDORFF: OPEN GOVERNMENT IS THE ONLY WAY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/284
For the most part, the American public has adopted an ovine attitude towards such secrecy, assuming that the “government knows best.”Now, however, with the economic crisis, and the collapse of AIG, Citibank, Bank of America, Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, General Motors, Chrysler and other leading US firms, and with bailouts that are putting taxpayers on the hook to the tune of trillions of dollars, the people are waking up, or at least are starting to get restless in their slumber.

Mission Accomplished
NO DRINKABLE WATER IN IRAQ
http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090318/wl_mcclatchy/3191674 
OBAMA WANTS TO DOUBLE U.S. TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_considers_expanding_Afghan_security_force_0319.html 

More Mashed Media
SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE SOLD TO EQUITY FIRM
Now pull it off the web!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/financial/f120336D36.DTL&o= 

All-melty dollar
FED NEVER TOLD OBAMA OF AIG BONUSES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fed_knew_of_AIG_bonuses_failed_0319.html
WIFE DIVORCES EX-CEO---$43 MILLION NOT ENOUGH
36-year-old Swedish babe parts 67-year-old fool from his money
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/financial/f100259D09.DTL 
CITIGROUP PIGS TO SPEND $10 MILLION ON EXECUTIVE OFFICES
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=adLGVE_YzvUU 

Enviro Wacko
ROBOT FISH FIGHT POLLUTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5012345/Robotic-fish-are-latest-weapon-in-fight-against-water-pollution.html 

Freedom of what?
HOW I HAD MY GENES DELETED
I've had my DNA struck from police records - now it's over to the rest of you 799,999 innocents
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/19/dna-database-comment 

Spaced out
BAT CLINGS TO SPACE SHUTTLE ROCKET
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Bat-ronaut_clings_on_for_ride_of_his_life&in_article_id=586983&in_page_id=34 
COSMIC TAFFY PULL!
http://features.csmonitor.com/discoveries/2009/03/17/galaxies-caught-in-cosmic-taffy-pull/ 

Oh, by the way. . .
DON’T WORRY---NO MASS GLOBAL UNREST UNTIL 2030
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Mass_global_unrest_to_explode_in_2030&in_article_id=588445&in_page_id=64
ROWER AIMING AT OLYMPICS DIES DURING TRAINING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/5013154/Olympic-rowing-hopeful-Scott-Rennie-dies-from-suspected-heart-attack.html 
’LOST WORLD’ FOUND IN TEXAS CITY
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090318-texas-dinosaurs.html
BOYFRIEND CIRCULATES NUDE PIC, TEEN KILLS HERSELF
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1161112/Teenager-commits-suicide-sexting-nude-photo-boyfriend-life-misery.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

CORLISS: RICHARDSON ALWAYS WORTH WATCHING
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1886270,00.html 
NATASHA RICHARDSON: AN APPRECIATION
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-appreciation19-2009mar19,0,5255723.story 
OBIT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/theater/19richardson.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/video/2009/mar/19/natasha-richardson-life 

For Art’s Sake
IS IT SHAKESPEARE?
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5931174.ece
JAZZY ART
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/mar/19/jazz-age-art?picture=344791015 

Light reading
WHY BRITS HAVE THE BEST GOSSIP
Or. . .How to hypnotize the public with crap
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/4821a5dc-0f5c-11de-ba10-0000779fd2ac.html 
We are encouraged to live, in part, in other people’s private lives and to regard them as models for our own. Jade Goody, a young woman famous for her flamboyance on reality TV shows, is dying of cancer in public, parcelled out in instalments by Max Clifford, her press agent, for the avid beaks of the news media. Goody’s story lifts the sales of tabloids and magazines, fulfilling their need for an emotionally rich, serial story.

And in the end. . .
MUTO
http://www.soulpancake.com/view_post/210246/just-remember-this-word-muto.html 

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/18/09
DAILY CONCERT

UFO’S OVER LONDON!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5007735/UFOs-photographed-over-London.html 

TEENS PHOTOGRAPH SPACE WITH A CAMERA AND BALLOON
Take that, NASA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5005022/Teens-capture-images-of-space-with-56-camera-and-balloon.html 

PHOTOS: SIGNS OF SPRING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/mar/17/signs-of-spring-competition-shortlist?picture=344705967 

If a public toilet is good enough for Miss Kenya,
it should be good enough for the less glamorous citizens of her nation
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090317-sexy-sanitation.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

WASHINGTON ON $53,000 A DAY
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/03/hbc-90004571 
Twenty-eight current members of Congress reported owning stock in AIG last year, worth between $2.5 million and $3.3 million. Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), one of the richest members of Congress, was by far the biggest investor in AIG, with stock valued around $2 million. Last year AIG and its subsidiaries spent about $9.7 million on federal lobbying, or about $53,000 for every day Congress was in session in 2008.
SENATE STRIPPED MEASURE THAT WOULD HAVE CUT BONUSES FROM BAILOUT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Senate_quietly_stripped_measure_restricting_bonuses_0318.html 
AIG BOZO CALLS BONUSES “DISTASTEFUL”
Are you allowed to say "distasteful" in public?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/national/w042523D29.DTL&tsp=1 
CARTOON
http://www.reachm.com/amstreet/archives/2009/03/16/fearguths-great-snark-hunt-398/ 
DOWD: NO BOILED CARROTS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/18/opinion/18dowd.html 

CHUCK HAGEL: CHENEY’S CLAIM THAT OBAMA MAKES U.S. UNSAFE---“RIDICULOUS”
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/18/hagel-cheney-rediculous/ 

MEXICAN DRUGLORDS ARMED WITH U.S. GUNS
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/132120/mexico%27s_drug_war_bloodbath%3A_guns_from_the_u.s._are_destabilizing_the_country/

OBAMA WEIGHS TALIBAN STRIKE IN PAKISTAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/18/world/asia/18terror.html 

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA REFUSES U.S. FOOD AID
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/NKorea_refuses_US_food_amid_missile_03172009.html

Mashed Media
MORE FACEBOOK FACE-OFF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/18/BU2416GB4F.DTL&tsp=1 
POST-MORTEM FOR THE P.I.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1885819,00.html 

CHOPRA: LET GO OF THE BLUE SWEATER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/16/chopra031609.DTL 
While America was sleeping for the past eight years, it became clear that the future will take one of two paths. Either the rich countries will find a way to pull the poor countries up to a decent standard of living, or the poor countries will pull the rich down. This didn't used to be such a stark choice. We've lived for centuries in a world where the rich countries could preserve an imbalanced way of life. They had the money, the oil, the bombs, and the political leverage to keep poor countries at a safe distance.

Enviro Wacko
JAPAN’S NEW ECO-FRIENDLY FLAT-SCREENS
Well, friendlier
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1885681,00.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
DEAD SEA SCROLL ALLEGED AUTHORS NEVER EXISTED
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1885421,00.html 

Animals in the news!
ENGLAND : NOT ENOUGH BEAVER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5007048/Beavers-could-improve-countryside-claims-Natural-England.html 
TERRORIST CHIMPS ARMED WITH CLUBS BREAK INTO BEE HIVES
Notify Homeland Security
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7946614.stm 

Science
WHY IS IT HARD TO REMEMBER JOKES?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/science/17angi.html?emc=eta1 
MICROBES DISCOVERED IN STRATOSPHERE
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090318094642.htm 
BRAIN ABNORMALITY IN ADD KIDS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090317142845.htm 

Oh, by the way. . .
DNA CLEARS RAPE-MURDER CONVICT—AFTER 27 YEARS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/18/prisoner-hodgson-murder-quashed-miscarriage 
OLD SOLDIER VISITS SUB THAT SAVED HIM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/03/17/BAEV16IBV5.DTL&o=0
WEST’S LARGEST BUDDHIST STUPA RISES IN SPAIN
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/18/the-west%e2%80%99s-largest-buddhist-stupa-rises-in-spain/ 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

ART LINKLETTER IS 96
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123673035387989403.html?mod=article-outset-box
Mr. Linkletter has been married to his wife, Lois, for 73 years, but he says the one woman he always pined for was Sophia Loren. Grant did have an affair with the actress, and Mr. Linkletter says he jealously asked: "'Cary, was she worth it?' And he said, 'Art, you'd better believe it!'"

THE PRE-FAB HOMES OF SEATTLE
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/prefab_from_seattle_meet_place_homes.php 

MORFORD RELEASES WRITING IN SOMETHING CALLED “BOOK”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/18/notes031809.DTL

Film
HERE THEY ARE: THE MOVIES’ GREATEST COWARDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/mar/17/clips-on-the-theme-of-cowardice
Eastwood casts son in next film
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7950488.stm 

Books
AGATHA CHRISTIE’S DESK ON AUCTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/5011113/Agatha-Christie-writing-desk-to-be-sold-at-auction.html 
RARE U.S./CUBA COLLABORATION SAVES HEMINGWAY’S PAPERS
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/03/18/rare-us-cuban-collaboration-saves-hemingways-papers/
LINGERING STENCH: AIRING THE STALIN ARCHIVES
http://www.newcriterion.com/articles.cfm/The-lingering-stench--airing-Stalin-s-archives-4028 

TOP TEN NUTTIEST LAWS
http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/ 

And in the end. . .
BIRDIE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Golfing_parrot_takes_YouTube_by_storm&in_article_id=584920&in_page_id=34 

3/17/09
DAILY CONCERT

‘DAS KAPITAL’---THE MUSICAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/17/china-das-kapital-marx-stage

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0316/ 

HOW THEY STAIN THE CHICAGO RIVER GREEN
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/03/16/is-the-dye-in-the-chicago-river-really-green/ 

Mini-dinosaurs prowled North America
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090316173218.htm 

NEW DYLAN ALBUM NEXT MONTH
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/neil_mccormick/blog/2009/03/16/bob_dylan_new_album_and_auntie_problems 
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/arts/music/17arts-NEWBOBDYLANA_BRF.html?ref=arts 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Burt's Bees, Tom's of Maine, Naked Juice: Your Favorite Brands?
Take Another Look -- They May Not Be What They Seem

http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/131910/burt%27s_bees%2C_tom%27s_of_maine%2C_naked_juice%3A_your_favorite_brands_take_another_look_--_they_may_not_be_what_they_seem/ 
Burt's Bees is now owned by Clorox, a massive corporate company that has historically cared very little about the environment, but whose main industry is directly associated with harmful chemicals, some of which require warning labels for legal sale. Clorox; yes, that's right -- the bleach company with an estimated revenue of $ 4.8 billion that employs nearly 7,600 workers (now bees) and sells products like Liquid-Plumr, Pine-Sol and Armor All, a far cry from the origins of Burt.

REMEMBERING RACHEL CORRIE---
SIX YEARS AFTER HER DEATH

Amy Goodman interviews her parents in Gaza
http://www.democracynow.org/2009/3/16/on_trip_to_gaza_parents_of
http://www.riprense.com/soldier.htm 

DRUG DECRIMINALIZATION WORKS FINE IN PORTUGAL
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/03/14/portugal/index.html 
Evaluating the policy strictly from an empirical perspective, decriminalization has been an unquestionable success, leading to improvements in virtually every relevant category and enabling Portugal to manage drug-related problems (and drug usage rates) far better than most Western nations that continue to treat adult drug consumption as a criminal offense.

AFGHAN OCCUPATION A ‘MISTAKE’---42 PERCENT OF AMERICANS
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20090317/1apoll17_st.art.htm

OBAMA’S SERIOUS ABOUT TAKING AN AXE TO CORRUPTION, WASTE IN PENTAGON
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/131727/obama%27s_serious_about_taking_an_axe_to_corruption_and_waste_at_the_pentagon/ 

KUCINICH WANTS PROBE OF “CHENEY ASSASSINATION RING”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Kucinich_requests_investigation_into_executive_assassination_0316.html 

Israelity
'Netanyahu and Lieberman Are the Gravediggers of the Peace Process'
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,613791,00.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
CRAZY POPE: CONDOMS WORSEN AIDS CRISIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/5005357/Pope-Benedict-XVI-condoms-make-Aids-crisis-worse.html

VETERAN ON CROSS-COUNTRY BIKE TRIP DIES
http://www.navytimes.com/news/2009/03/ap_vet_bike_031609/

Mashed Media
TEN REASONS THAT FACEBOOK STINKS
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/131866/10_reasons_why_facebook_now_sucks_/ 

COMMENT: THE COUNTRY NEEDS A CORRECTOR GENERAL
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/13/the-country-needs-a-corrector-general/ 

(Lack of) Health
DIABETES CURE CLOSER---
LIVER USED TO REGULATE SUGAR

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5001343/Diabetes-cure-a-step-closer-after-liver-used-to-regulate-blood-sugar.html 
CHINESE FOOT MASSAGE GAINS TOEHOLD IN SAN GABRIEL VALLEY
http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom/gci/InsidePage.aspx?cId=californianonline&sParam=30359487.story&POE=click-refer 

Animals in the news!
POLAR BEARS FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL IN MELTING ARCTIC
‘Twas sad as sad could be. . .
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,613637,00.html 
FREE THE CHIMPS
http://www.alternet.org/story/131900/chimps_r_us%3A_how_much_longer_are_we_going_to_keep_our_cousins_as_pets/ 
CRAZY AUSSIES TO SOLVE ‘ROO OVERPOPULATION---BY SHOOTING THEM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/16/international/i233208D65.DTL 

Obit
COY WATSON, ELDEST OF FAMED WATSON BROS. OF L.A. PHOTOJOURNALISM
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-coy-watson17-2009mar17,0,7619604.story 
“MR. MAGOO” CREATOR MILLARD KAUFMAN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7947692.stm 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

LINDORFF: HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE---BRING BACK THE THUMB!
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/282
It took us about 10 days to reach Tok Junction in Alaska at the northern terminus of the Alaskan Highway that coursed from Whitehorse, Yukon to the Alaskan border. We then hitched around the state visiting the sights and the cities of the nation’s last frontier region. It was the beginning of a decade of hitch-hiking adventures that took me, and later my wife Joyce and me down the east coast to Florida, across the country to Washington, Oregon and California, and to many states and places in between.

Lost Angeles
MARINA DEL BOONDOGGLE
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_pier_pointe_goes_to_lee_homes_urban_land_institute_tackles_the_stimulus.php 

Film
NEW SACHA BARON COHEN MOVIE PREVIEWED IN TEXAS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/5004047/Borat-star-Sacha-Baron-Cohen-previews-new-movie-Bruno-in-Texas.html 

CATS’ DILEMMA: DANGER OUTSIDE, BOREDOM INSIDE
What’s a catman to do?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/17/petscol031709.DTL 

COMMENT BY INSANE FEMALE NARCISSIST
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1162263/They--hard-women-happy.html

Books
BRITISH LIBRARY MISLAYS 9,000 BOOKS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/17/british-library-books-mein-kampf 
FRENCH TEENS GO MAD FOR “WUTHERING HEIGHTS”
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/03/16/wuthering-heights-hot-book-du-jour-for-french-teens/ 

And in the end. . .
“MINI-SUPERSTAR”
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/15/superstar-huge-heart/

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/16/09
DAILY CONCERT

LOOKING FOR CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFHkdpIqIcs 
PLEASE DON'T EVER CHANGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDV7YSEOSt4
CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
A CHANGE IS GONNA COME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyZDy2ElX6c
A CHANGE IS GONNA COME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CyDo1M_xsE
THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgECKj9LSH4
CHANGE THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGDIxcuPT7s
SING THE CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tajgk7kfVo 

skylines:
ROBOT ON ‘CATWALK’
What else is new?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionnews/5000769/Japanese-catwalk-robot-unveiled.html 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/16/international/i070251D77.DTL&tsp=1 
Accompanying music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxeKGXvgfv8 

WOULD-BE MODELS RIOT FOR TYRA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7945775.stm 

OLSON GETS OUT TOMORROW AFTER 7 YEARS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/15/state/n134954D02.DTL

DUDLEY MOORE AND PETER COOKE ESCAPED PROSECUTION FOR OBSCENITY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/mar/16/peter-cook-dudley-moore-dpp 
In the most memorable of the sketches, the Worst Job I Ever Had, Clive [Cook] claims he once nursed Jayne Mansfield through an affliction he referred to as "lobstericimus bumbequissimus" - removing lobsters from her rectum.

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SAND WORMS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4995386/Giant-sand-worms-lived-in-Torbay-scientists-claim.html

MAN GIVES NOTICE ON CAKE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5000243/Man-resigns-from-job-by-handing-in-notice-on-cake.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

SLIDE SHOW: STORES THAT ARE NO MORE
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1884100,00.html

Israelity
ISRAELI SOLDIER SHOOTS AMERICAN
IN FACE WITH TEAR GAS

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Video_of_American_allegedly_shot_by_0314.html
RAIMUNDO: CHANGE YOU CAN’T COUNT ON
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14405
As a reward for killing 1,400 Palestinians in the Gaza blitzkrieg, ignoring U.S. demands to stop the building of "settlements" on the West Bank, and vigorous efforts to breach our security and steal highly classified information via its Washington fifth column, Tel Aviv has been reassured by President Barack Obama that $30 billion in aid will not be cut.
EHRENREICH: ZIONISM IS THE PROBLEM
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-ehrenreich15-2009mar15,0,6684861.story
For the last several decades, though, it has been all but impossible to cry out against the Israeli state without being smeared as an anti-Semite, or worse. To question not just Israel's actions, but the Zionist tenets on which the state is founded, has for too long been regarded an almost unspeakable blasphemy.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
MAYHEM RETURNS TO N. IRELAND

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/16/opinion/16park.html 

Animals in the news!
WHY IN THE HELL ARE HUMANS
ALLOWED TO HUNT POLAR BEARS???

This is just so incredibly vile. . .
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/hunters-under-fire-in-battle-to-save-polar-bear-from-extinction-1645731.html
ONE WOMAN’S FIGHT AGAINST ANIMAL SUFFERING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/16/moneytales031609.DTL 
Accompanying music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFHkdpIqIcs 

‘GIMME A F----N’ BREAK’---BIDEN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Biden_drops_fbomb_not_realizing_mic_0316.html 

All-Melty Dollar
BERNANKE: RECESSION WILL END NEXT YEAR
Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE52E22520090316 
OBAMA FAILS TO HALT AIG’S BIG BONUSES
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/obama-fails-to-halt-aigs-165m-bonus-payments-1645749.html
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/131721/aig_bonuses_scandal%3A_ceos_take_our_billions_and_are_accountable_to_no_one/ 
CHENEY: DON’T BLAME US!
(Isn’t it about time for Dick’s big heart attack?)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Cheney_Dont_blame_Bush_team_for_0315.html
JOB LOSSES HITTING BLACK MALES WORST
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/03/15/job-losses-hit-black-men-hardest/ 
IN SF, EVERYBODY’S AN EXECUTIVE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/15/BAFD16F31K.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1

Repugnicans

Mashed Media
CHENEY ON LIMBAUGH: “I LOVE HIM”
Maybe they should have intercourse
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/15/limbaugh-gets-big-time-support-from-dick-cheney/ 
STEELE CALLS HALT TO TV APPEARANCES
Before they call halt to him
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/15/steele-media/ 
POMPOUS JERK TUCKER CARLSON CALLS JON STEWART ‘POMPOUS JERK’
At least he’s a funny pompous jerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE 
FOX CALLS CNN ‘COMMIE NEWS NETWORK’
Country gone
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fox_host_says_CNN_could_be_0316.html
TUCSON CITIZEN CLOSES AFTER 138 YEARS
Take the papers OFF the web. . .
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003951589 

Enviro Wacko
BYE-BYE, BIG APPLE---
NEW YORK SEAS TO RISE TWICE AS MUCH

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090315-new-york-sea-level.html 

(Lack of) Health
CYBERCHONDRIA: DIAGNOSING YOURSELF ON-LINE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/4986309/Online-self-diagnosis-leads-surfers-to-fear-the-worst.html 
OLD AGE BEGINS AT 27
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4995546/Old-age-begins-at-27-as-mental-powers-start-to-decline-scientists-find.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA ATHLETES ROUTINELY FAKE THEIR AGES
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7945832.stm 

Oh, by the way. . .
PUSSY CLUB OFFERS FLAT-RATE SERVICE TO STIMULATE LIMP ECONOMY
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,613617,00.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
GETTY TO SLASH BUDGET
President James Wood said the financial stability of the Getty, the world's richest arts institution,
could "fall off a huge cliff" if it delayed drastic cuts and hard times continued.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/arts/la-et-getty16-2009mar16,0,973987.story

DEATH OF NEIGHBORHOOD
BEFORE:
http://www.riprense.com/Houseoflou.htm 
AFTER:
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/rent_check_west_las_mississippi_lofts.php 
THEY CALL THIS “BOHO LIFE” IN VENICE---FOR $3450 A MONTH
You have to be filthy rich to be “bohemian” nowadays, it seems
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/rent_check_venice_boardwalk_loft.php 

WAVE GOODBYE TO THE NICE DICTIONARIES---
HERE COMES ‘WORDNIK’

http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/16/new-online-dictionary-redefines-look-it-up/
Ms. McKean’s brainchild is called Wordnik, and it combines the best practices of the old-fashioned desk reference with Internet innovations. Words can be tagged like a blog entry, their pronunciation recorded and replayed like streaming radio, their related words cataloged like a list of books customers also bought at an online book depot. When the paper page gives way to the Web page, everything about the way we think of words will change, McKean says. “This project,” she predicts in a quiet voice devoid of bravado, “is going to completely revolutionize all of dictionarymaking forever.”

AN APPRECIATION OF TERRY SOUTHERN
http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2009/01/strange-loves-magic-christians-and-so-much-more-an-appreciation-of-terry-southern/ 

Film
REVIEW: ‘TOKYO SONATA’
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0314/p25s02-almo.html 

Books
THE LOST CITY OF Z
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/02/25/the-lost-city-of-z/

For Art’s Sake
EUGENE GRASSET
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/art_eugene_grasset.htm 

And in the end. . .
IN MEMORIAM: ALAN LIVINGSTON
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_W._Livingston 
BOZO UNDER THE SEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TlNbMBXk 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIZQujBrw8 

3/13/09
DAILY CONCERT

A MAN AND HIS KITTY-CAT
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Bather_cools_off_with_giant_lioness&in_article_id=580750&in_page_id=34

FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-friday-13th.html 

PLOP STAR
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Beth_looks_absolutely_flabulous_at_Fendi_party&in_article_id=580734&in_page_id=7 

THE JOKER IS SHOT AND KILLED IN FLORIDA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/13/police-shoot-man-dressed-as-joker 

DON’T BUY LARGE EGGS
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5884068.ece 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

CHINA HAS U.S. BY THE ASS
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090313/ap_on_bi_ge/as_china_us_economy
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/14/world/asia/14china.html?_r=1&hp 
Premier Wen Jiabao's message is unlikely to be misunderstood at the White House. It is counting on Beijing to help pay for its stimulus package by buying U.S. bonds. China already is Washington's biggest foreign creditor, with an estimated $1 trillion in U.S. government debt. A weaker dollar would erode the value of those assets.
Reynolds on Jiabao’s press conference
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/ 

Mashed Media
NPR CANCELS ALL NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTIONS
http://poynter.org/forum/view_post.asp?id=13855 
FACEBOOK WANTS TO READ YOUR MIND
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1885010,00.html
TONY CASTRO: JIM BELLOWS, HOLLYWOOD, THE HER-EX
http://tonycastro.typepad.com/tony_castro/2009/03/jim-bellows-in-excelsis.html
Newspapers were information dinosaurs in their late Jurassic period, and Jim may have been the only one among us who knew it. I always sensed his heart wasn’t in the Herald Examiner. Not really, and some of us suspected taking the job at a newspaper that was already near collapse had been his way of getting closer to Hollywood where he later became managing editor of television’s “Entertainment Tonight.”


LATEST JAPANESE FOOD INSANITY:
GIVE DYING TUNA ACUPUNCTURE---THEY TASTE BETTER

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/11/acupuncture-sushi-combination/ 

Israelity
RAIMUNDO: FREEMAN’S VICTORY OVER ISRAEL LOBBY
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14394
The nixing of Charles "Chas" Freeman from a post as head of the National Intelligence Council is not, as is commonly averred, a victory for the Israel lobby. It is, instead, a Pyrrhic victory – that is, a victory so costly that it really amounts to a defeat for them. Sure, they managed to keep out a trenchant critic of their Israel-centric and grossly distorted view of a proper American foreign policy, and, yes, they managed to smear him and put others on notice that someone with his views is radioactive, as far as a high-level job in the foreign policy establishment is concerned. And yet – and yet ….
WALT ON FREEMAN WITHDRAWAL
http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/03/11/on_chas_freemans_withdrawal
First, for all of you out there who may have questioned whether there was a powerful "Israel lobby," or who admitted that it existed but didn't think it had much influence, or who thought that the real problem was some supposedly all-powerful "Saudi lobby," think again.
DUMBASS HAMAS KEEPS LOBBING ROCKETS AT ISRAEL
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0314/p25s07-wome.html
LEVY: WHY DO THE SWEDES HATE US?
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1070657.html 
Meanwhile, two pointless wars in two years were not enough to achieve this. Maybe the time will indeed come when the world will get fed up with this aggression and violence of ours, which endanger world peace, and will say at long last: No more occupation, no more wars perpetrated by Israel for which the world has to pay. Perhaps when Israel's dream team of Netanyahu-Lieberman-Ya'alon faces the American dream team of Obama-Clinton, conservatives versus liberals, warmongers versus seekers of negotiation - something will happen then.

War in Error
MADDOW: ARE WE OVERLOOKING HOME-GROWN TERRORISTS?
Sure. Starting with Rush Limbaugh.
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/maddow-wonders-if-we-have-been-overl 
OBAMA TO SEND GITMO PRISONERS TO SAUDIS FOR “REHAB”
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/obama_planning_to_send_gitmo_prisoners_to_saudi_arabia_for_%22rehabilitation%22/#131474
U.S. SECURITY TO COPY “BLADE RUNNER”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2009/mar/13/lie-detector-biometrics-eye-bladerunner 

All-melty dollar
STEWART TO JIM CRAMER: “IT’S NOT A F---ING GAME!”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Stewart_to_Cramer_Its_not_fking_0313.html 
WHO WON?
http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/03/13/stewartcramer-whos-this-song-about/ 

Good news
OREGON TO GROW AND TAX POT?
Fine idea.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/State_of_Oregon_may_grow_tax_0312.html
 
People’s Repugnic
‘GRASS-MUD HORSE’ PAWS AT CHINA CENSORSHIP
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/world/asia/12beast.html?em 

Enviro Wacko
AUSSIE BEACHES WIPED OUT BY SLICK
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Aussie_beaches_disaster_zone_after_toxic_0313.html

Animals in the news!
4 MILLION-YEAR-OLD GREAT WHITE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-shark-jaw-picture.html 
MONKEYS FLOSS WITH HUMAN HAIR
Well, we're good for something
. . .
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-monkeys-floss.html
OLD PARROT ENTERTAINED CHURCHILL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4985813/Parrot-pictured-with-Winston-Churchill-still-drawing-a-crowd-after-67-years.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
WWII SOLDIERS IN UNMARKED GRAVES TO BE ID’D
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4985619/WWI-soldiers-buried-in-unmarked-graves-could-be-identified-says-historian.html 
‘VAMPIRE’ REMAINS FOUND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4984727/Vampire-discovered-in-Italy.html 

And in more important matters. . .

REDESIGNING PARIS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/mar/13/architects-reveal-grand-paris-redesign
Today, French president Nicolas Sarkozy will receive the ten architects selected to create Le Grand Paris. Richard Rogers is one of them. Earlier this week, they each gave a 30-minute presentation of their visions (see it here). The task is herculean, the mission quasi-impossible, but the challenge absolutely irresistible for any ambitious architect.

Lost Angeles
ANOTHER BIG BOX FOR LITTLE TOKYO
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_33.php

Musique
THE CLARINETTIST AS COMPOSER
And the composer as clarinettist
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/mar/13/jorg-widmann-clarinettist-wigmore-hall 

For Art’s Sake
CHAGALL: FROM SHTETL TO CHATEAU
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22471 
With the death in 1944 of his remarkable first wife, Bella, whose loving and stabilizing presence fostered Chagall's creativity, we can add his name to twentieth-century art's roll call of egotistical monsters. Bella's successor, Chagall's British-born companion Virginia Haggard, would leave him, but not before he had beaten her to the ground with his fists.
TRASHY ART
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0313/p13s03-alar.html 

Film
MARIANNE FAITHFULL’S LIFE TO BE FILM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7941643.stm 

Where ya goin’?
HAWAII IS CHEAP
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/13/alohafriday031309.DTL&type=travel 
WILDFLOWERS IN NOCAL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/12/SPLM16CJ0V.DTL&type=living 
DENMARK, HOME OF. . .GANG WARFARE?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/08/TRDH1696P7.DTL

And in the end. . .
YOKO’S REMARKABLE HOME MOVIES
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=244465582&blogId=476198617 
 

3/12/09
DAILY CONCERT


PHISH BANKROLLED FEDS WHO BUSTED FANS AT REUNION SHOW
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Phish_paid_for_police_presence_at_0310.html 
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/phish-shows-net-numerous-arrests/ 

PHELPS WHEATIES ON EBAY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=55&entry_id=36845

GOD HELP US: HARVEY LEVIN LECTURES CAL JOURNALISM SCHOOL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/11/MNMJ16DPR8.DTL 

OCTOPUSSY BUYS HOUSE
Being broke, narcissistic, stupid, and insane apparently pays well
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/09/state/n112950D31.DTL 

Photos of the day:
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0311/ 

Quotatious:
http://www.time.com/time/quotes

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

THE RIP POST EMPHATICALLY AGREES:
SOCCER IS RUINING AMERICA

(not that there is much left to ruin)
http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/?p=1329 
Soccer is running America into the ground, and there is very little anyone can do about it. Social critics have long observed that we live in a therapeutic society that treats young people as if they can do no wrong. Every kid is a winner, and nobody is ever left behind, no matter how many times they watch the ball going the other way. Whether the dumbing down of America or soccer came first is hard to say, but soccer is clearly an important means by which American energy, drive, and competitiveness is being undermined to the point of no return. What other game, to put it bluntly, is so boring to watch?

HERSH: CHENEY RAN “ASSASSINATION RING”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Hersh_US_has_been_running_executive_0311.html 
"It’s an executive assassination ring essentially, and it’s been going on and on and on," Hersh stated. "Under President Bush’s authority, they’ve been going into countries, not talking to the ambassador or the CIA station chief, and finding people on a list and executing them and leaving. That’s been going on, in the name of all of us."

CAFFERTY: GOP IS A CARTOON
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/03/10/cafferty.republicans/index.html?iref=newssearch

FREE THE SHOE-THROWER!
Brave man's protest gets him three years in jail
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Iraq_court_jails_Bush_shoethrower_for_0312.html 

Israelity
DID ISRAEL LOBBY BLOCK FREEMAN?
Does a home have a TV?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0312/p99s01-duts.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/washington/12lobby.html?_r=1&emc=eta1
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/130372 
In an angry letter sent to U.S. foreign policy officials following his announcement, Freeman accused the "Israel lobby" of deliberately slandering him.
SPIES: ISRAEL NO FRIEND OF U.S.
http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_29820.shtml 
Scratch a counterintelligence officer in the US government and they'll tell you that Israel is not a friend to the United States. This is because Israel runs one of the most aggressive and damaging espionage networks targeting the US. The fact of Israeli penetration into the country is not a subject oft-discussed in the media or in the circles of governance, due to the extreme sensitivity of the US-Israel relationship coupled with the burden of the Israel lobby, which punishes legislators who dare to criticize the Jewish state.

Mashed Media
NYT MEDIA CRITIC CALLS FOR PAPERS TO GET OFF THE WEB!
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/is_collusion_the_answer_f.php
The Rip Post said this first, weeks ago. It’s the only solution.

http://www.riprense.com/dreamnewspaper.htm 
CITIES GO FROM TWO PAPERS TO ONE. . .TO ZERO?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/business/media/12papers.html?em 
WATCH: MATTHEWS MAKES FLEISCHER LOOK LIKE THE FOOL THAT HE IS
See Ari try to make Bush look good. See Ari lie. See Ari distort. See Ari smile smugly.
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/matthews-smacks-down-fleischer-over-bush-keeping-us-safe 
JON CARROLL ON JIM BELLOWS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/11/DD9M16C309.DTL 

Enviro Wacko
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE CALIFORNIA COASTLINE, KIDS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/12/MNTK16DEBF.DTL 
CHINA AIMS TO REVERSE DEFORESTATION?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2009/mar/11/green-wall-forest-logging 
Maybe they'd better get rid of that brown cloud first
http://www.nasa.gov/vision/earth/environment/brown_cloud.html
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE AMAZON, KIDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/4976275/Amazon-rainforest-at-risk-of--ecological-catastrophe.html 

Animals in the news!
NEW GPS HELPS YOU AVOID ANIMALS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090311-roadkill-GPS.html 
CROC EATS SHARK
Bon apetit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4976147/Crocodile-devours-shark-in-battle-Down-Under.html 

(Lack of) Health
STATINS STOLE MY MEMORY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/4974840/Wonder-drug-that-stole-my-memory.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
ARTIFICIAL LIFE IN FIVE YEARS---SCIENTISTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4974917/Artificial-life-could-be-created-within-five-years.html 
Wait---someone beat them to it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4976051/Michael-Jackson-mania-returns-as-fans-scramble-for-London-concert-tickets.html 

And in more important matters. . .

FANS REJECT NEW ‘POTTER’ FILM AT SNEAK PREVIEW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4977774/Harry-Potter-fans-of-JK-Rowling-series-disappointed-at-preview-of-latest-film-Half-Blood-Prince.html 

All-melty dollar
OH, THE TRAGEDY OF IT!
GIGI CAN’T AFFORD THAT $543 DRESS. . .
CAN’T “INVEST” IN THOSE $200 SHOES! OH, WOE!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101758012 
Still, she manages to have a fun, exciting lifestyle on a budget. She has friends who invite her to the symphony, or events like a networking luncheon on a rooftop terrace. (OR: How to be a narcissistic fad-following airhead for less money.)
DEPRESSION CHIC: EAT YOUR BEANS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0311/p17s01-lifo.html 

Fashionism
THE LATEST MADNESS FROM PARIS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/12/paris-fashion-week-chloe-kenzo-john-galliano?picture=344498703 

Musique
THE RETURN OF THE MANDOLIN
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/11/a-mandolin-revival-creates-the-montana-sound/ 

MAN TO GET EYEBALL CAMERA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/4973810/Filmmaker-to-have-Six-Million-Dollar-Man-camera-fitted-in-eye.html 

Auto Motive
GENEVA AUTO SHOW
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/g/a/2009/03/11/Geneva_Auto_Show_2009.DTL&o=27&type=autos 

Books
CONLEY ON THE ‘TWITTERATI’
http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=agonies_of_the_twitterati 
Conley emphasizes four forces that drive contemporary social change. New technologies create a 24/7, sped-up work life that continuously intrudes on family time. Growing income inequality makes those near the top envious and insecure, leading them to work ever harder. Women's participation in paid work erodes community life, breaks down the boundary between work and leisure, and strains families. And the networked society permits an almost infinite number of selves -- virtual and actual -- as people participate in multiple communities of varying depth and reality, from the anonymous others who "recommend" films on Netflix, to friends of friends on Facebook, to the avatars in virtual social universes.
THE ENDURING CULT OF THE VAMPIRE
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2009/03/16/090316crat_atlarge_acocella?currentPage=al 
Later, between sobs, Mina relates what happened. She was in bed with Jonathan when a strange mist crept into the room. Soon, it congealed into the figure of a man—Count Dracula. “With a mocking smile, he placed one hand upon my shoulder and, holding me tight, bared my throat with the other, saying as he did so: ‘First, a little refreshment to reward my exertions . . .’ And oh, my God, my God, pity me! He placed his reeking lips upon my throat!” The Count took a long drink. Then he drew back, and spoke sweet words to Mina. “Flesh of my flesh,” he called her, “my bountiful wine-press.”

Where ya goin’?
POMPEII AND PIZZA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/mar/11/naples-italy-city-guide 
CASS HOUSE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/11/NSRG164K9U.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
DRACUFISH
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090311-dracula-fish-photo.html 

 

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/06/09
DAILY CONCERT

JAMBO BWANA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gk7GGTiqwg
JAMBO BWANA---LIVE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nfJwcVXoiU
JAMBO BWANA---LIP-SYNCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siRKUB9WTgA
MAMBO JAMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jan1JOw9ioM 
MAMBO ITALIANO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-7Ap6J_FU 
MUMBO JUMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulXHPv4TNsE 
MUMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raR9z1F909g
BAD MAMA JAMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sl5VurCaIQ
AKIRA JIMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sp9Jo-nI48
JUMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Salr5P0Qpgg
YOJIMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgswymaBuDk
RAMALAMADINGDONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

SKYLINES:
CIA TRIED TO RECRUIT GLORIA ESTEFAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4947063/Singer-Gloria-Estefan-says-CIA-tried-to-recruit-her-as-a-spy.html 

MANNY RAMIREZ IS HAPPY---ISN’T IT WONDERFUL!
Now we can all sleep.
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/manny_im_in_a_happy_place_1.php 

AIN’T LOVE GRAND?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Paris_locks_tongues_with_new_man&in_article_id=571333&in_page_id=7 

MAN FALLS OFF CLIFF TWICE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Man_falls_down_the_same_cliff_twice&in_article_id=571350&in_page_id=34 

GIANT SAUSAGE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/photogalleries/week-in-news-pictures-120/index.html

NAKED MAN FESTIVAL
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/11/23/naked-man-festival/

MORFORD ON THE WEATHER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/06/notes030609.DTL

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

HUMANS SEARCH FOR NEW EARTH
This one’s pretty well shot. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/4946877/NASA-Kepler-telescope-to-hunt-for-Earth-like-planets.html

ICELANDERS KNITTING THEIR WAY OUT OF BANKRUPTCY
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0306/p01s03-wogn.html

BABY BOOMERS GOING BUST
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/130361/is_the_future_going_down_the_drain_baby_boomers_going_bust/ 

Repugnicans
STEELE ON WAY OUT AFTER TRASHING LIMBAUGH?
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/05/conservatives-say-limbaugh-steele-feud-could-mean-the-end-for-gop-chair/
ROVE A ‘TWO-HEADED RATTLESNAKE’—FORMER ‘BAMA GOV.
And you thought he was just a pigboy. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Siegelman_Rove_a_twoheaded_rattlesnake_0306.html 

Iraq and Roll
U.S. MILITARY OFFICER STEALS $690K IN IRAQ ‘RELIEF FUNDS’
Hell, it was better spent on him, anyhow. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_officer_charged_with_stealing_Ir_03052009.html 
WHY 10,000 UGANDANS ARE SERVING IN IRAQ
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0306/p04s02-woaf.html 

Obama Nation
OBAMA’S BUSH LEAGUE DECISION
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/03/06/state_secrets_obama/
The president's lawyers continue to block access to information that could expose warrantless wiretapping. Is this change we can believe in?
OBAMA REVERSES BUSH DECISION ON ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/03/obama-bush-endangered-species-act-us

Israelity
CLINTON DRAGS OUT THE “UNHELPFUL” WORD
Oh, such harsh rhetoric! Not since Rumsfeld have we heard such sharp language!
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/clinton-israels-demolition-plans-unhe 

Spaced out
MOONBASE: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/03/05/moon-base-location-location-location/ 
JAPAN TO PUT ROBOT ON MOON?
http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre5251rs-us-japan-space/ 

Mashed Media
SF CHRON TO CUT 225 JOBS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003948862

(Lack of) health
FLASH! POKEMON ‘CAUSES AGGRESSION’

And humans cause Pokemon
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/children_shealth/4946220/Cartoons-like-Pokemon-can-make-children-aggressive.html 

Obit
FOOTBALL HALL OF FAMER GEORGE MCAFEE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/06/sports/football/06mcafee.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

Oh, by the way. . .
A MILLION STARVE IN SUDAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/After_government_retaliation_a_million_face_0305.html

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

SWISS WATCH FOUND IN 400-YEAR-OLD CHINESE TOMB
Proof that watches get lost!
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/05/hundredyear-tomb-reveals-swiss-watch/ 

Books
SHE KNEW THEM ALL
Ben Franklin, Marie-Antoinette, Louis XVI, Talleyrand, Hamilton, Napoleon, Madame de Staël, Washington, Mohawk Indians
http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/adamson_03_09.html 
Where is the bailout for book critics?
http://moreintelligentlife.com/story/where-bailout-book-critics 
BLUFFING ABOUT BOOKS IS A CIVILIZED ART
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/4944520/Why-bluffing-about-books-is-a-civilised-art.html 
Lying and cheating are not normally admirable traits, but I'd make an exception in the case of literature. A survey of 1,342 people carried out for World Book Day yesterday suggested that two thirds of us lie in saying that we've read books that we haven't. Why ever not? Fibbing about our reading habits demonstrates a tacit acknowledgement that there are a number of books we ought to have read.

MUSICIANS HAVE BIO ADVANTAGE IN ID’ING EMOTIONS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090303161427.htm 

Thought for food
THREE SF RESTAURANTS MARK 30 YEARS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/05/DD8M1674S2.DTL&type=food 

And in the end. . .
HEAD JOBS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Artist_re-creates_woodland_scenes_on_his_own_skull&in_article_id=570112&in_page_id=34 
 

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/05/09
DAILY CONCERT

MAN GETS HUNGRY, KILLS AND EATS CO-RIDER ON GREYHOUND BUS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/4942591/Greyhound-bus-killer-decapitated-man-then-ate-his-organs.html 

HIS HEART’S IN THE RIGHT PLACE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4943410/Baby-boy-recovering-after-operation-to-move-heart-from-wrong-side-of-his-chest.html

18-YEAR-OLD WRITES: “I AM ADDICTED TO MASTURBATION”
(No pun intended.) Read the “expert advice” from the brilliant therapist! And uh. . .when you’re 18, aren’t you supposed to be addicted to masturbation?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/mar/05/sexual-healing-masturbation 

BARBARA BUSH RECOVERING FROM HEART SURGERY
But. . .but. . .she has no heart!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/04/national/a181852S32.DTL&tsp=1 

If the moon was made of dung. . .
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/cartoon_man_in_the_moon_of_dung.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Iraq and Roll
REPUG REP. WANTS TO DECLARE “VICTORY” IN IRAQ
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/04/steve-king-declares-victory/ 
WHAT IRAQ VICTORY LOOKS LIKE:
http://icasualties.org/Iraq/index.aspx 
http://www.justforeignpolicy.org/iraq/iraqdeaths.html 
http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/4941949/Bomb-kills-10-in-Hillah-cattle-market-south-of-Baghdad.html 

LINDORFF: KISS THE BANKS GOODBYE AND REBUILD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/279
When former companies like Citicorp and AIG are history, and when former Lehman Brothers, Citibank and AIG managers, as well as most of the Pentagon Brass, are out working at civilian conservation corps camps helping to restore watersheds or replant forests, we will know that the government has finally “gotten” it.

FEINSTEIN TOP CALIF. GOV. CHOICE, BROWN SECOND
---AND VILLARAIGOSA THIRD?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/05/MNSH1698RD.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1

47,000 AMERICANS HAVE TAX-FREE SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1883217,00.html 

PIGBOY ROVE WILL TESTIFY IN PRIVATE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rove_agrees_to_testify_under_oath_0304.html 

All-melty dollar
COLLECTING FROM DEADBEATS, ALMOST LITERALLY
Good old Uncle Sam. . .no shame. . .
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/04/business/04dead.html?em 
WYNN’S ASTONISHING ENCORE
Massive hotel opens, while Vegas homes are foreclosed
http://www.time.com/time/travel/article/0,31542,1883151,00.html 

Mashed Media
WHY DID FLA. RAMPAGE SHOOTING
OF LATINOS GET SO LITTLE PRESS?

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/what-motivated-florida-gunman-open-f
INTERVIEW: ‘A BANKRUPT MEDIA COMPANY IS BETTER THAN A GOV’T.-FUNDED ONE’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,611534,00.html 
HOW CAN BILL PLASCHKE CELEBRATE DOGTURDS' SINGING OF RAMIREZ?
By the way, Bill, paragraphs can be more than one-sentence long
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke-manny-ramirez5-2009mar05,0,5384477.column 

Obama Nation
THIS AIN’T NO SECULAR WHITE HOUSE. . .
http://www.alternet.org/rights/129920/is_obama_bringing_too_much_religion_into_the_white_house/ 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA, TAIWAN TALKS TO END ’60 YEARS OF HOSTILITY’
Fat chance.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/taiwan/4943496/China-and-Taiwan-talks-to-end-60-years-of-hostility.html 

Animals in the news!
MOST ENDANGERED MAMMAL FILMED
Oh, leave the poor thing alone. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/05/javan-rhino-wwf-footage 

Spaced out
SIDE BY SIDE
http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE5236EO20090304 

Obit
HORTON FOOTE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/05/theater/05foote.html?ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

REMEMBERING THE SUMMER OF ‘65
http://krlabeat.sakionline.net/issue/28aug65.pdf

SAVANT LEARNS GERMAN IN A WEEK
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,611381,00.html 
Tammet can speak Romanian, Gaelic, Welsh and seven other languages. He learned Icelandic in a week for a TV documentary, at the end of which he gave a live interview on television. He felt somewhat nervous, but was able to speak quite fluently with the show's host. He even dared to make a joke in Icelandic, which is generally dreaded for its complexity. He still speaks the language today.

ATTACK OF THE ROBOT TEACHERS!
They take roll, they get angry. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4942136/Robot-teacher-that-can-take-the-register-and-get-angry.html 

Thought for food
CHEF RAMSAY IN THE STEW WITH BANKS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4942290/Gordon-Ramsay-in-hot-water-with-his-banks-overdue-accounts-show.html
EAT LOCAL, EVEN IN WINTER
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0304/p17s01-lifo.html

Light Reading
LOST IN THE ARCHIVES
http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=d485dj23z8vmzltmlxsrl7npgfyv5wwk 
When I tell people that the five years I spent researching and writing my last book included about a month and a half of work in the French national archives, they often look skeptical or even laugh, saying, "Right, research in France. That sounds really tough." Sometimes they pantomime the copious drinking of wine. Or they ask why anyone needs to go to the archives at all, since everything is now on the Internet.

For Art’s Sake
PATTY MILCH, ART SLEUTH
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123621345176235047.html 

Musique
RINGO, PAUL TO PERFORM TOGETHER?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7924392.stm 
Watch: Dhani Harrison’s “newnumbertwo”
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=684653890959 

Where ya goin’?
THAILAND TATTOO FESTIVAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/mar/05/thailand-tattoo-festival-cultural-trips?picture=344135657 
CORK, MY KIND OF TOWN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/citybreaks/4942543/Cork-Ireland-My-kind-of-town.html 
WORLD’S FUNNIEST TRAVEL COMPLAINT LETTER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html 
CROWD-FREE SIERRAS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/01/TRPE15VNR6.DTL&type=travel

And in the end. . .
JAPAN CUTS SILVER CUPS FOR 100-YEAR-OLDS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7922761.stm 

 

3/04/09
DAILY CONCERT

L.A. DOGTURDS PAY CREEPO RAMIREZ $45 MILLION
Guess it’s okay with America to pay massive amounts of dough to arrogant cretins who swing bats
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/yeah_so_manny_is_back.php 

ROBIN WILLIAMS AILING
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7923089.stm 

PENN WANTS ‘HARVEY MILK DAY’
Better to have a Rip Post Day. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/04/BAAB168L9U.DTL 

Lost Angeles
VILLARAIGOSA “WINS” ON MINUTE VOTER TURNOUT. . .L.A. LOSES
That’s the whole story. There is no link.

1 IN 6 TENNESSEANS TELL OBAMA RACE JOKES---POLL
When are the dumbshits in this country going to realize that the guy is as white as he is black?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/15_percent_of_Tennesseans_have_told_0303.html 

STING SUPPORTS PENTAGON HACKER, CONDEMNS U.S.
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/pop-superstar-s.html

YES WE CAN? NO YOU F----ING CAN’T!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/mar/04/clip-in-the-loop-armando-iannucci 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

ARE YOU A REPUGNICAN?
NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO FATBOY RUSH?

http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry 

STEELE WORMS, WIGGLES, SLIMES OVER LIMBAUGH DEBACLE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/04/steele-my-personal-opinion-doesnt-matter-in-this-only-limbaughs-does/ 

HEY, KIDS! IF YOU WANT TO BE A SHITHEAD,
YOU’VE GOT TO START YOUNG

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/wingnut-wunderkind-jonathan-krohn-se 

MEXICO COPS FLEEING DRUG WAR HIT-MEN FOR. . .EL NORTE
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-asylum4-2009mar04,0,1751265.story 

WAR CRIMES WARRANT ISSUED FOR SUDAN LEADER
Can Bush be far behind?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7923102.stm

All-Melty Dollar
POOR CHICKENS ARE THE NEW CHEAP MEAT
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aWKabkAcH6M0&refer=exclusive 
ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER 697,000 JOBS GONE
http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSTRE5232V420090304
SCHEER: BILLIONS DISHED OUT IN THE SHADOWS
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090303_billions_dished_out_in_the_shadows/
U.S. taxpayers now have ownership of almost 80 percent of AIG, but with the company’s once solid traditional insurance business now suffering a steep loss of consumer confidence, it’s not likely that even the formerly healthy parts of the company will be worth much. What we have here is all pain and no gain for the taxpayers roped into this debacle, which is proving to be the story of the entire banking bailout.
JIM CRAMER’S ADVICE SLIGHTLY WORSE THAN COIN TOSS
http://consumerist.com/5116676/jim-cramers-advice-slightly-worse-than-a-coin-toss?skyline=true&s=x 
THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THAR. . .GOLD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/investing/gold/ 

Obama Nation
DEMOCRAT REVOLT MAY SLOW OBAMA
http://www.cqpolitics.com/cq-assets/eap/static/dem-revolt1.html 
OBAMA CRACKS DOWN ON TAX HAVENS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/mar/04/obama-tax-haven-crackdown 
MORFORD: DEFENDING OBAMA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/04/notes030409.DTL 
How is it that no one but you and a few manic fringe writers seem to notice that President Obama is either A) a thinly veiled socialist commie instigator hell-bent on destroying America from the inside out, or B) nothing more than a cleverly disguised corporate-loving Bush clone because, oh my God, haven't you seen his policy on H1Bs and faith-based initiatives and his nefarious plan to take over the banks and, um, something else you can't quite remember right now but you're sure is really, really damning?
WATCH: FDR WAS HATED, TOO
http://newstalgia.crooksandliars.com/gordonskene/welcoming-hatred 
PUBLIC DOES NOT FAULT OBAMA FOR STOCK PLUNGE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/04/poll-obama-responsible/ 

Iraq and Roll
SUICIDE? NO, THIS SOLDIER WAS RAPED AND MURDERED
http://www.alternet.org/rights/129646/lavena_johnson%3A_raped_and_murdered_on_a_military_base_in_iraq/ 
LaVena Johnson, a high school honor student, decided to enlist in the Army to pay for college. On July 19, 2005, after serving eight weeks in Iraq, she was killed, eight days short of her 20th birthday.

Israelity
IRAN: WE CAN HIT ISRAEL NUKE SITES
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSBLA45187120090304 
GAZA: FAILED SIEGE
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22141.htm 

People’s Repugnic
NO JOBS IN CHINA EQUALS POLITICAL TROUBLE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/2009/03/china_all_about_jobs.html 
'I am standing in the middle of a jobs market in Southern China. It's mobbed. There are thousands of unemployed people milling around.'

(Lack of) Health
BIONIC EYE GIVES MAN GLIMPSE OF LIGHT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7919645.stm 

Auto Motive
GERMANY CRITICAL OF GM BAILOUT
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,611271,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
UNIVERSITY OF COLOGNE ARCHIVE COLLAPSES
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,611311,00.html
The collapse of the Historical Archive of Cologne on Tuesday buried more than a millenium's worth of documents under tons of rubble. Archivists and historians hope something can be salvaged, but the future of the city's past is grim.

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Animals in the news!
HELP! FISH WITH HUMAN FACES!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4929620/Fish-with-human-faces-spotted-in-South-Korea.html 
WILDLIFE CONTEST PHOTOS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/25/sony-photography-natural-history?picture=343786634 
MORE PIX: THE MAGNIFICENT FOX
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/uknews/4938542/Urban-fox-count-readers-photos-of-foxes-in-their-gardens.html 
REQUIEM FOR A JAGUAR
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090303-jaguar-update.html 

MICHAEL JACKSON TO PLAY JOKER IN NEXT ‘BATMAN’
Well, he should, anyhow. . .look at him
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jacko_arrives_for_%A3150m_return&in_article_id=566639&in_page_id=7 

Lost Angeles
GOLD LINE TO EAST L.A. NEARS OPENING
But will do nothing to relieve traffic
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_next_american_city_conference.php 

DALEK REMAINS FOUND IN MURKY POND!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Dalek_pulled_from_murky_pond&in_article_id=567147&in_page_id=34

ORCHIDS? DELICATE? PSHAW!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/04/DD2Q163537.DTL&type=homeandgarden

Hey, Be-attle!
UNIVERSITY OFFERS FIRST MA IN. . .THE BEATLES
http://www.hope.ac.uk/frontpage-news/ 
RINGO, PAUL TO PLAY IN NYC APRIL 4
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m3d3-Beatle-news-briefs-Beatles-curriculum-a-degree-of-excellence-old-rockers-Spinal-tap-into-tour 

And in the end. . .
CAT RANCH
(This is wonderful)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwM6f0liHpo

 

 

3/03/09
DAILY CONCERT

CHINA BANS OASIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/4928856/China-bans-Oasis.html

L.A. TRIES ‘CUSS-FREE’ WEEK
Lotsa fucking luck
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090301/ap_on_fe_st/odd_no_cussing 

Photos of the day
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0302/ 

JOE THE PLUMBER TO WED OCTOPUSSY
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/cartoon_joe_the_plumber_meets_octomom.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .
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Rush Limbaugh
REPUG CHAIR STEELE APOLOGIZES TO LIMBAUGH!
Fatboy Rush runs the party
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Limbaugh_lashes_out_at_Steele_over_0302.html 
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129710/steele_loses%2C_bows_down_to_limbaugh/ 
"My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh," Steele said. "I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. ... There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership."
LETTERMAN TELLS IT RIGHT: LIMBAUGH A 'GANGSTER'
While newswhore Couric frets it spoils her chances for Rush interview

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Letterman_calls_Limbaugh_bonehead_gangster_0303.html
ASSHOLE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK:
THE TIRED WAR ON RUSH LIMBAUGH

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-goldberg3-2009mar03,0,1748845.column 
Well, given what Obama wants to do, I hope he fails too. Of course I want the financial crisis to end -- who doesn't? But Obama's agenda is much more audacious. Pretty much every major news outlet in the country has said as a matter of objective analysis that Obama wants to repeal the legacy of Ronald Reagan and remake the country as a European welfare state. And yet people are shocked that conservatives, Limbaugh included, want Obama to fail in this effort?
Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican Party
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/03/01/limbaugh/


MORE ASTOUNDING REPUG/FOX
TOTAL LIES ABOUT OBAMA BAILOUT

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/franks-lie-red-light-express/

OBAMA OFFERED TO SWAP ‘MISSILE SHIELD’
FOR KREMLIN’S HELP ON IRAN

He should throw in Rush Limbaugh
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Russian_paper_Obama_offers_end_of_0302.html 

OBAMA RELEASES SECRET BUSH ANTI-TERROR MEMOS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_administration_releases_secret_Bush_terror_0302.html 
READ MEMOS HERE
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129722/secret_bush_memos_released%3A_read_them_here%21/

CRICKET SHOOTERS STILL AT LARGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/mar/03/pakistan-sri-lanka-cricket-attack?picture=344050896
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/03/sri-lanka-cricket-shooting 

All-melty dollar
FORMER HP ROBBERBARON HAS CANCER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/02/BA8D1685C9.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1 
MADOFF MAKES OFF WITH NYC PENTHOUSE, $62 MILLION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/02/financial/f145525S81.DTL&type=business
DUBAI’S DRAMATIC DECLINE
http://www.danielpipes.org/6190/dubais-dramatic-drop 
The sharp drop in oil prices exposed the country's inescapable weakness, while Dubai's literary and tennis debacles confirmed the point. Instead, an entirely different model now tempts it – what I call the separation of civilizations. Unable to impose their way, Persian Gulf Arabs are retreating into a Muslim ghetto with its own economics (including Shar'i compliant tools), consumer goods, media, transportation, fast foods, sports competitions, search engines, and even systems of keeping time.
IRELAND’S BOOM ENDS---WITH A VENGEANCE
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/03/02/irelands-boom-ends-%e2%80%93-with-a-vengeance/ 
As the economy grew, house construction boomed, bringing with it an overheated property market. Banks responded with easy mortgages. Personal debt ballooned. Now that finance has dried up, the construction sector has atrophied, and jobs are starting to be lost across the economy.
WHY U.S. KEEPS BACKING AIG
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/03/02/why-us-keeps-backstopping-a-flattened-aig/
A YEAR WHEN SAVINGS TRUMPS INVESTMENT
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0302/p16s01-wmgn.html 

Israelity
ISRAEL LOBBY PRESSURES OBAMA
TO BOYCOTT RACISM CONFERENCE

http://www.alternet.org/audits/129674/obama_pressured_by_israel_lobby_to_boycott_world_conference_against_racism/
According to this article in the New York Times, the Administration will boycott the conference to protest what it deems the unfair equation of Zionism with racism.

Iraq and Roll
USA’S GIFT TO IRAQ: GARISH TATTOOS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0303/p04s01-wome.html 

Animals in the news!
DOG HEALTH-CARE OVERHAUL
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123600860805510401.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
That commie-pinko Obama, now he wants socialized veterinary care for pets!

Auto Motive
TOYOTA WANTS LOAN FROM JAPAN GOV’T.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7920379.stm 

Enviro Wacko
REUSABLE TOILET WIPES?
This is taking conservation too far. . .
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1882682_1882680,00.html 

Obit
CAPTAIN MOLLY KOOL
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/world/americas/03kool.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Fashionism
MORE PROOF DESIGNERS ARE INSANE
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleryDetailPage.html?Agatha_Ruiz_De_La_Prada&in_gallery_id=2102&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=25714&in_category_id=2087

NEIL: REDESIGN OF PEPSI LOGO HARD TO SWALLOW
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-neil3-2009mar03,0,4614913.story 

Lost Angeles
PALMS---THE OLDEST SUBURB IN L.A.
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/01/curbedwire_everything_you_wanted_to_know_about_palms.php 

SMALL TALK IN THE STONE AGE:
THE MOST ANCIENT WORDS IN OUR VOCABULARY

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5805522.ece 

THIRTEEN UNSOLVED SCIENTIFIC MYSTERIES
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article5797028.ece?token=null&print=yes&randnum=1235858413093 

30 YEARS OF U-2?
How did music ever get so unlucky?
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1881792,00.html 

Where ya goin’?
NOW IS THE TIME TO GO TO VEGAS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/27/TRSE15Q9U9.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
CRAIGSLIST
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

3/02/09
DAILY CONCERT

PINK DOLPHIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html 

WEIRD PICS OF DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/4927018/Pictures-of-the-day-2-March-2009.html 

NAKED MAN ENTERTAINS L.A.
L.A. Times seems to have missed this story. . .
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11814920 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/4927018/Pictures-of-the-day-2-March-2009.html?image=1 

TINY PLASTIC PEOPLE INVADE BRITAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4904472/Flash-mob-of-Plasticine-Morphs-honours-Tony-Hart.html 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

RAP ACCURATELY TRANSLATED!
http://www.dailyredundancy.com/video/rap_translated.html 

Enviro-wacko
HOW DRY WE ARE

http://www.utne.com/print-article.aspx?id=25495 
It turns out that you don't want to be a former city dweller in rural parts of southernmost Australia, a stalk of wheat in China or Iraq, a soybean in Argentina, an almond or grape in northern California, a cow in Texas, or almost anything in parts of east Africa right now. Let me explain.
HAARP: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING TO THE WEATHER?
http://www.haarp.net/
WATCH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnRPZOUVhJ4
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6573594099335358512
HAARP---or---heating up the ionosphere for military use
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program 
The HAARP project aims to direct a 3.6 MW signal, in the 2.8-10 MHz region of the HF band, into the ionosphere. The signal may be pulsed or continuous wave. Then effects of the transmission and any recovery period will be examined using associated instrumentation, including VHF and UHF radars, HF receivers, and optical cameras. According to the HAARP team, this will advance the study of basic natural processes that occur in the ionosphere under the natural but much stronger influence of solar interaction, as well as how the natural ionosphere affects radio signals. This will enable scientists to develop techniques to mitigate these effects in order to improve the reliability and/or performance of communication and navigation systems, which would have a wide range of applications in both the civilian and military sectors.
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE SKY IS ALWAYS STREAKED?
What’s going on up there? Another failure of mainstream media---virtually no reporting on “chemtrails”
http://www.chemtrails911.com/intro_to_chem.htm 
http://educate-yourself.org/ct/ 
http://www.bariumblues.com/ 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory 
LOCAL TV NEWS CONFIRMS: BARIUM IN THE SKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okB-489l6MI 
INTERVIEW: A MERE 1000 PROTEST COAL USE IN D.C. PLANT
http://www.democracynow.org/2009/3/2/capitol_climate_action_thousands_converging_on 

Obama Nation
PROSECUTE HANNITY FOR CALLING FOR COUP AGAINST OBAMA
http://www.stinque.com/2009/03/01/how-to-punish-hannity-for-coup-provocation-nail-him-to-a-swastika/ 
Then fucktard Hannity hosted a poll on his website last week, asking his readers which revolution they endorsed: a military coup, armed rebellion, or war for secession. Every choice in the reader poll is clearly a threat to the current, duly and legally elected administration.

All-melty dollar
PORN REVENUE PLUNGES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/02/DDFB160F55.DTL&tsp=1 
THE ‘TIDAL WAVE’ OF HOMELESS STUDENTS
Note: all examples in this article are large latino families

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29356160/page/2/ 

Comment
ROBERTS: A BANANA REPUBLIC BY 2012
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22128.htm 
To whom can the US government turn for $1.75 trillion for FY 2010, on top of $1.2 trillion for FY 2009? Not to taxpayers. Obama’s net tax increase comes to $170 billion over 10 years, or $17 billion a year, a drop in the bucket. A supply-side economist could have told him that not even these paltry revenues will be realized. Not to private savers. Americans are over their heads in debts. Not to foreigners. Thanks to Clinton/Bush financial deregulation and Wall Street and bankster greed, the rest of the world is in financial turmoil and hasn’t $1.75 trillion in savings to lend. Possibly, the stock market will collapse further, and whatever remaining wealth Americans have will flow into “safe” US Treasuries. The only other alternative is the printing press. Printing press finance would destroy the dollar as reserve currency and ignite high inflation. The US would be unable to pay for its imports, and Americans whose incomes do not rise with the rate of inflation would be plowed under.
KUNSTLER: CONSUMERISM IS DEAD---
CAN OBAMA INSPIRE DOWNSIZED LIFESTYLE?

(Not sure about this claim. . .The Rip Post sees plenty of brand-new SUVs out there)
http://www.alternet.org/story/128920/%22consumerism%22_is_dead_--_can_obama_lead_us_to_a_downscaled_lifestyle/ 
It's not too late for President Obama to start uttering these truths so that we can avoid a turn to fascism and get on with the real business of America's next phase of history -- living locally, working hard at things that matter, and preserving civilized culture. What a lot of us can see now staring out of the abyss is a new dark age. I don't think it's necessarily our destiny to end up that way, but these days we're not doing much to avoid it.

War in error
CIA DESTROYED 92 INTERROGATION TAPES
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/cia-92-tapes/

Repugs
STEELE DENOUNCES LIMBAUGH
We’ll see how long he keeps his job now. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/steele-limbaugh-ugly/ 

Mashed Media
HEARST DAILIES’ SUICIDE: CHARGE FOR WEB
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003946583 

Jesus H. Christ!
FOR SALE: 15,000 HOURS OF THE JIM AND TAMMY SHOW
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/28/national/a101840S76.DTL 

Israelity
ISRAEL THREATENS ‘PAINFUL’ ATTACK ON GAZA

Guess the last one didn’t hurt too much
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/01/international/i021839S42.DTL

People’s Repugnic
CHINA RELICS BUYER REFUSES TO PAY---OUT OF ‘PATRIOTISM’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7918128.stm 

(Lack of) Health
VEGAN? PREGNANT? BETTER GET B-12
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4902648/Vegan-diet-increases-the-risk-of-birth-defects-scientists-warn.html 

Animals in the news!
RESCUERS FIGHT TO SAVE 200 WHALES BEACHED OFF TASMANIA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/02/whales-dolphins-tasmania-australia-rescue
PARROT TEACHES MAN TO SPEAK AGAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4863000/Parrots-teach-man-to-speak-again.html 

Obit
PAUL HARRRRR-VEY. . .GOOD DAY!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/02/business/media/02harvey.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
Mr. Harvey was unapologetic. “I have never pretended to objectivity,” he once said. “I have a strong point of view, and I share it with my listeners. I have no illusions about changing the world, but to the extent that I can I’d like to shelter your and my little corner of it.”

Oh, by the way. . .
UNSAFE UCLA LAB COST YOUNG WOMAN HER LIFE
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-uclaburn1-2009mar01,0,3624028.story
JAPAN EMPEROR TO VISIT PEARL HARBOR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/4918516/Japanese-emperor-to-visit-Pearl-Harbor-for-first-time-since-war.html

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
GOOD NEWS---FRANK GEHRY DISAPPOINTED. . .GRAND AVE. PROJECT IN DANGER!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/arts/la-et-frank-gehry1-2009mar01,0,7977186.story

FLOWER---THE PEACEFUL VIDEO GAME
http://www.slate.com/id/2212231 

Light reading
‘WHEN WOMEN STOP READING, THE NOVEL WILL BE DEAD’
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/02/23/090223fa_fact_zalewski?currentPage=all 
All novelists are scholars of human behavior, but Ian McEwan pursues the matter with more scientific rigor than the job strictly requires. On a recent hike through the woods surrounding his new country house—a renovated seventeenth-century brick-and-flint cottage, in Buckinghamshire—he regularly punctuated his observations about Homo sapiens with the citation of a peer-reviewed experiment.
WILL NEW DEPRESSION PRODUCE A NEW ‘GATSBY?’
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123517583815437521.html
Our own crises of belief are likely just beginning. If we are fortunate, however, we will have a generation of artists and intellectuals like those of the 1930s to help us imagine our way past confusion.

Musique
THE YOUTUBE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/mar/02/youtube-symphony-orchestra-pilkington 
http://www.youtube.com/symphony 
LANG LANG A TOTAL FRAUD
Laughing all the way to the bank as he thrills the rubes again and again
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/arts/music/27meht.html?ref=music 
That was appalling: in the usually restrained E major section (it’s marked sotto voce), Mr. Lang bounced on the piano bench as if he were riding a pony. And he pummeled the work’s louder, more ebullient passages as if the score had somehow taken human form and kicked his dog. The standing ovation he received must have been meant to acknowledge the sheer audacity of the performance rather than its musicality.

Where ya goin’?
SNOWTUBING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/27/TRPE15VUA3.DTL&type=travelreno
TRAVEL PHOTO COMPETITION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/feb/18/photography-travel 

And in the end. . .
BEATLES REUNION IN VENICE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bth_8mW7Jp0&feature=related
 

hit 'refresh' for updates
2/26/09
DAILY CONCERT

Ravel: Daphnis et Chloe, Suite No. 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwHjEOwVno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_kBBd5LlIQ

SKYLINES:
EVIL PAPARAZZO AT WORK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mol4GpN4BDQ 
Yes, McCartney’s daughter has obviously been trained by the insane mother to shout at these assholes, but this is a wonderful example of why stalking and shadowing celebrities for photos should be a felony.


HERE IT COMES: LAS VEGAS. . .SPAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/26/gran-scala-project-spain 

OBAMA, SEINFELD COMPETE FOR FIRST ‘SUPERMAN’ COMIC
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/4838808/Barack-Obama-and-Jerry-Seinfeld-compete-for-Superman-comic.html 

HORROR STORY: MOTHER KILLS NEWBORN WITH A KISS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4839029/Mother-kills-newborn-baby-with-a-kiss.html 

OCTOPUSSY GETS PORN CONTRACT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/25/state/n103410S81.DTL

WATCH: FIORE---ZOMBIE BANK
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/ 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

LINDORFF ON OBAMA’S LAME SPEECH, INADEQUATE PLANS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/275 
Barack Obama’s first address to Congress provided Americans with yet another example of competent speechmaking, and I suppose, given that we’ve just endured eight painful years of oratorical farce, being able to listen to your president without wincing is something. The problem is that the way forward proposed by the president as laid out in this address was almost always half-hearted, wrong-headed or doomed.

BOBBY JINDAL IS A RELIGIOUS LUNATIC
http://www.alternet.org/story/128913/will_revelations_about_bobby_jindal%27s_weird_secret_past_destroy_his_political_career/
How many Americans know that Jindal boasted of participating in an exorcism that purged the spirit of Satan from a college girlfriend?
JINDAL FLEES AFTER STUPID SPEECH
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Jindal_takes_vacation_day_after_panned_0226.html 

SUB COLLISION SHOWS COLD WAR NEVER ENDED
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,610035,00.html
The world is a good and beautiful place, and on the Mull of Kintyre, it seems as peaceful as Paul McCartney described it in his 1970s megahit. Sheep graze on the hills of this peninsula in southwestern Scotland, and the valleys are filled with the scents coming from small distilleries that produce some of Scotland's best whiskey. But two Saturdays ago, that illusion of peace was shattered when the HMS Vanguard, a British nuclear submarine, limped past the Mull of Kintyre enroute to its home port of Faslane. It quickly became clear that a nuclear catastrophe had almost occurred out at sea -- and that it could happen at any time, because the world is, of course, not a peaceful place after all.

HERE COMES THE $3 TRILLION BUDGET
Wow, did Bush and Cheney do a job on destroying this country. . .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29392964/ 

All-melty dollar
NEW TOYOTA DEALER IN OAKLAND CLOSES---
Well, Toyota bet the farm on trucks and SUVs instead of hybrids. . .
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/east_bay&id=6677200
---AND MORE JAPANESE CAR DEALERS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/26/BUL0164VE6.DTL&tsp=1 
ASSHOLE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK!
May this fellow find himself on the street, wandering, begging, sleeping in alleys, covered in festering sores. . .
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/02/24/colby-cosh-watching-boomers-suffer-is-worth-a-recession.aspx

Mashed Media
BETTER TO KILL THE SF CHRON THAN LET SINGLETON GET IT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003944841 
MORE DERANGED SHOUTING FROM RIGHT-WING MEDIA GOONS
Country over. . .
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/glenn-and-jonah-decry-liberal-fascis 

Iraq and Roll
PELOSI: 50K TROOPS LEFT IN IRAQ IS TOO MANY
(One is too many.)
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/26/pelosi-obama-residual-troops/ 

Israelity
ARAB ARTISTS PROTEST PAIRING OF ISRAELI, ARAB SINGERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/26/israel-eurovison-jewish-arab-duet

For Art’s Sake
CHINA CONDEMNS CHRISTIE’S AUCTION---
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7911691.stm
---AND SO DOES JACKIE CHAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4839000/Jackie-Chan-adds-to-Chinese-fury-over-stolen-relic-auction.html 

Spaced out
EYE OF GOD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/4805889/Eye-of-God-pictured-in-space.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
PRINCE CHARLES CALLS FOR ‘BRIDGES’ BETWEEN RELIGIONS
Rotsa. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4837248/Prince-of-Wales-calls-for-bridges-to-be-built-between-faiths.html

(Lack of) Health
CAFFEINE SUNSCREEN FIGHTS CANCER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4839625/Caffeine-in-sunscreen-could-reduce-skin-cancer-risk-scientists.html 

Animals in the news!
BAN ON SALMON FISHING LIKELY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/25/BADJ164VV1.DTL 
THAI CHILDREN GUARD THE FUTURE OF POOR REMAINING ELEPHANTS
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/02/26/in-the-hands-of-babes-thai-elephants%e2%80%99-future/ 
NEW THEORY ON HOW ANIMALS SMELL
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090225132247.htm 

And in more important matters. . .

TOP TEN GOOGLE EARTH FINDS
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1881770_1881787,00.html 

Life of the mind
KEEP DOING THOSE CROSSWORDS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7912379.stm 
GAMES MOVE AWAY FROM VIOLENCE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/feb/26/open-world-games

PHOTOS: INSIDE BREAKING WAVES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/photography/4838814/Images-that-show-the-inside-of-breaking-waves.html 

Film
RAIDERS OF THE LOST TONGUES
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0227/p18s01-hfes.html 
A documentary film about two scientists who roam the world to record vanishing languages is a vivid reminder of just how choosing to speak a mother tongue can be a political act.
REVIEW: RAINER ON “MOSCOW, BELGIUM”
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0221/p25s01-almo.html 
LAST ‘HARRY POTTER’ DUE IN 2011
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7912088.stm 

Auto Motive
WORLD’S FASTEST STREET-LEGAL CAR UNVEILED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/4838226/Worlds-fastest-accelerating-road-legal-car.html 

Where ya goin’?
BEST WHALE-WATCHING SPOTS IN CALIFORNIA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/20/TRFD15T5FV.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
GREAT BIG TITS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Chinese_art_is_simply_the_breast&in_article_id=558930&in_page_id=2

2/25/09
DAILY CONCERT

Happy Birthday, George Harrison
My Sweet Lord 2000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeXOWH85QPY
Smothers Brothers Appearance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBFUJX0zIC0 
Singing Dylan’s “Absolutely Sweet Marie”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLtfadzloZs
Blood From a Clone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sER5cvl3s-Y 
“Cheer Down”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6fJfXLjwxQ 
“Isn’t it a Pity” (Concert for George)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBsEIxr_N6o 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuStBNkvwhE
Dark Sweet Lady (written for wife Olivia)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcIqTDvQjfs 
Be Here Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNE79HTeJ1A 
Your Love is Forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w6RHr2xLMk 
Stuck Inside a Cloud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pfOKPX4Cs 
It Don’t Come Easy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p5yzdCa2GE 
"Something" (final concert, 1992)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1IBguGEuU 
Top Ten George guitar solos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d0fDumGZRs 
George's Web site
http://www.georgeharrison.com/
George on meeting Elvis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPf98jsxyDs 
A word
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkQOMsSYaE
Marwa Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AutHjqgY3fM
Sheik of Araby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPmNxiyQws


SKYLINES:
Quotatious: “You would think that all these rich assholes who are bailing out museums and the arts would pony up for a newspaper or two.”
---A. Pismo Clam.


EMI PULLS PLUG ON BEATLES ‘REVOLUTION’ DOWNLOAD
Hope you got it here yesterday
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m2d24-Beatle-news-briefs-EMI-pulls-the-plug-on-Revolution

CUTEST MUTT ALIVE: VOTE NOW
http://www.peta.org/cutest-mutt-alive-vote.asp 

‘SLUMDOG’ STARS GIVEN FREE HOMES BY GOV’T.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/25/slumdog-millionaire-child-stars-homes 

CAN YOU SAY ‘HILLARY’ IN MANDARIN?
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/02/22/can-you-say-%e2%80%98hillary%e2%80%99-in-mandarin/ 

Winehouse looking sort of healthy, on horseback
Will wonders never cease?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Amy_goes_to_rehab?_Neigh,_neigh,_neigh&in_article_id=555020&in_page_id=7 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0224/

PIERCING SAGA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4786930/Worlds-most-pierced-woman-adds-to-her-collection.html

And on to news and comment. . .

Mashed Media
SF CHRONICLE SLATED FOR EXECUTION
Hearst wants 'significant' cuts
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/24/MNO2164F73.DTL&type=business&tsp=1 
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE51O03Y20090225 
Hearst said that if the savings cannot be accomplished "quickly," the company will seek a buyer, and if none comes forward, it will close The Chronicle. The Chronicle lost more than $50 million in 2008 and is on a pace to lose more than that this year, Hearst said.
Mutter: SF Chron cost-cut target equals 47% of staff
http://newsosaur.blogspot.com/ 
Doctor: "Could the Chronicle indeed go away? Well, don't expect anyone to buy it."
http://www.contentbridges.com/2009/02/chronicle-crackdown-prompts-question-wheres-the-bay-area-online-startup.html
LIZ SMITH AXED AFTER 33 YEARS
http://www.popeater.com/television/article/liz-smith-fired-new-york-post/357582
HOW LAT WILL WORK WITHOUT LOCAL NEWS SECTION
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/how_the_californialess_la.php 

Israelity
HEDGES: PEACE OR PERIL
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090223_a_choice_between_peace_and_peril/
Bibi Netanyahu’s assumption of power in Israel sets the stage for a huge campaign by the Israeli government, and its well-oiled lobby groups in Washington, to push us into a war with Iran.
HILLARY RAPS ISRAEL FOR DELAYING GAZA AID
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Clinton_raps_Israel_for_delaying_Ga_02252009.html

All-Melty Dollar
BAILED-OUT BANK FIRED 450,
SPENT MILLIONS ON LAVISH L.A. PARTIES

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/25/northern-trust-party/
DOWD: WHY DID MY TAX DOLLARS GO TO SHERYL CROW?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/opinion/25dowd.html?em
The entertainment Web site TMZ broke the story Tuesday that Northern Trust of Chicago, which got $1.5 billion in bailout money and then laid off 450 workers, flew hundreds of clients and employees to Los Angeles last week and treated them to four days of posh hotel rooms, salmon and filet mignon dinners, music concerts, a PGA golf tournament at the Riviera Country Club with Mercedes shuttle rides and Tiffany swag bags.
RICH AMERICANS SUE TO KEEP NAMES SECRET
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/business/worldbusiness/25ubs.html 
ARMY CHARITY HOARDING TENS OF MILLIONS NEEDED BY VETS
http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/ap-army-charity-hoarding-money
LINDORFF: WALL STREET AND BERNANKE: BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/274 
HOPE AND HEALING FOR DOWNSIZED WORKERS
http://hopehealinghelpfordownsizedworkers.blogspot.com/

Obama Nation
YAWN. OBAMA MAKES CLICHÉ-RIDDEN, UNCONVINCING SPEECH---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/We_will_rebuild_we_will_recover_0224.html 
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/02/25/citing-crisis-obama-sketches-recovery-plan-lauds-the-american-character/ 
---BUT IT IS SHINING ORATORY NEXT TO BOBBY JINDAL’S RESPONSE
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/bobby-jindals-zombie-performance-uses-p 
Instead of launching his national political career, he just about ended it. Some people thought he reminded them of Kenneth from 30 Rock, but at least Kenneth has some enthusiasm. Not only was he zombie-like throughout, but he didn't even have his facts straight. Too much Red Bull?

Repugnicans
CRAZY REPUGS THINK THEY CAN TAKE BACK CONGRESS---USING TWITTER
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/25/gingrich-twitter/ 
WATCH: WHAT CHANCE DOES OBAMA HAVE AGAINST THIS EVIL INSANITY?
Country broken, country over. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlTgrMCxPg 

Lost Angeles
KOTKIN: THE DECLINE OF L.A.
http://www.forbes.com/2009/02/23/villaraigosa-economy-unemployment-jobs-opinions-columnists_los_angeles_print.html 
The only immediate chance of relief for us Angelenos is if Villaraigosa (who will soon face term limits) takes off to run for governor. As the sole southern Californian and Latino candidate, he could prevail in a crowded Democratic primary. But the idea of this empty suit running the once great state of California--not exactly a paragon of good governance--may be enough to push even more people to the exits or, at very least, think about taking a very strong sedative.

World gone mad
EUROPE ‘CREATIONISTS’ TAKE ON DARWIN
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,609712,00.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA CRACKS DOWN ON HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYERS
Maybe John Yoo could get a job over there. . .
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0225/p01s01-woap.html
THREE SET FIRE TO SELVES IN TIAN AN MEN SQUARE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7909569.stm 

Animals in the news!
ASSHOLE FACES FINE OR JAIL FOR CLUBBING 21 SEALS TO DEATH
Just club him to death instead
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/25/wildlife-scotland 
TIGER ATTACKS UP AS SUMATRA FORESTS DISAPPEAR
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7910722.stm 
RARE CHEETAH PHOTOS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/cheetah-pictures/index.html 

Technically. . .
THE KINDLE SWINDLE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/opinion/25blount.html?_r=1 
What the guild is asserting is that authors have a right to a fair share of the value that audio adds to Kindle 2’s version of books. For this, the guild is being assailed. On the National Federation of the Blind’s Web site, the guild is accused of arguing that it is illegal for blind people to use “readers, either human or machine, to access books that are not available in alternative formats like Braille or audio.”

Obit
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/24/books/24nolan.html?ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Books
THE BAWDY BARD OF THE 17TH CENTURY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2009/feb/25/poetry-wilmot-earl-rochester 

THE REED BOATS OF LAKE TITICACA
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/02/25/last-of-a-breed-who-make-boats-out-of-reeds/ 
On the shores of famed Lake Titicaca, Demetrio Limachi and a handful of others toil to preserve the ancient art of creating crescent-shaped craft out of bundles of dried reeds.

THE MAN WHO WARNED BASEBALL ABOUT STEROIDS
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1881350,00.html 

For Art’s Sake
TIMMY MALLETT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/feb/25/timmy-mallett-art

Where ya goin’?
TAIWAN’S YANGMINGSHAN FLOWER FESTIVAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/feb/24/cherry-blossom-festival-taiwan 
BIG PICTURES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/4805275/The-Big-Picture-photography-competition-round-39.html

And in the end. . .
RED MOON RISING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/nightsky/4804257/Red-moon-rising.html 
Musical Accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPonxmeIWcI 
 

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2/24/09
DAILY CONCERT

STEAMBOAT STOMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7HFnhP_Ctw 
THE NAKED DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG1A7B5Coc0 
THE DIRTY DOZEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSMaKJySlY
HESITATION BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n20U8hWHSE
BLACK BOTTOM STOMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrc6AK6AKA0


SKYLINES:
HERE IT IS, FOR THE FIRST TIME:
THE BEATLES’ FULL “REVOLUTION 1”

You’d better download while the link lasts.
http://bigozine2.com/roio/?p=146 
Never released, never on an album, finally leaked on the ‘net. This demonstrates the original concept, which was “Rev. 1” overlaid with avant-garde pastiche. That pastiche was later separated and heavily added to by John, Yoko, and George until it became “Revolution # 9.” Note: this version is unmixed.
SONG IS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT TRACK SINCE ‘BEATLES ANTHOLOGY’
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m2d23-You-say-you-wanna-revolution-New-Beatles-outtake-spurs-discussion-and-analysis-on-the-net

LATE BEATLES’ CONFIDANTE MEMOIR DUE
Neil Aspinall’s lifelong notes, chronicling his seduction of four Beatle wives and girlfriends, will be published posthumously.
http://www.merseycats.com/Neil-Aspinall.html 

COMET LULIN ARRIVES TONIGHT
http://features.csmonitor.com/discoveries/2009/02/23/comet-lulin-arrives-tonight-break-out-your-telescopes/ 

Lost Angeles
TREES CUT DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE BEAUTIFUL BILLBOARDS
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_11770909

MUST WATCH: THE JOB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGJq8wrw5I

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT:

Israelity
WATCH: ISRAELI SOLDIERS SHOOT UNARMED
PALESTINIAN FARMER WORKING HIS FIELD

Brave human rights activists try to stop the insanity
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22068.htm 
FINKELSTEIN: ISRAEL’S PR COVER-UP OF GAZA SLAUGHTER BEGINS
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22082.htm
Anthony H. Cordesman, a leading military analyst from the Center for Strategic and International Studies, has published a “strategic analysis” of the Gaza massacre.(1) He reaches the remarkable conclusion that “Israel did not violate the laws of war.” The report is based on “briefings in Israeli [sic] during and immediately after the fighting made possible by a visit sponsored by Project Interchange, and using day-to-day reporting issued by the Israeli Defense Spokesman.” Cordesman omits mention that Project Interchange is funded by the American Jewish Committee.
RAIMUNDO: THE RISE OF LIEBERMAN
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14301
The rise of Avigdor Lieberman as the kingmaker of Israeli politics is a disaster for American supporters of Israel and for U.S. interests in the region, albeit not entirely a surprise, at least to regular visitors to this space.

HOLLAND: GLOBALISM IS DEAD
http://www.alternet.org/story/128412/the_spectacular%2C_sudden_crash_of_the_global_economy/ 
Worldwide, industrial production has ground to a halt. Goods are stacking up, but nobody's buying; the Washington Post reports that "the world is suddenly awash in almost everything: flat-panel televisions, bulldozers, Barbie dolls, strip malls, Burberry stores." A Hong Kong-based shipping broker told The Telegraph that his firm had "seen trade activity fall off a cliff. Asia-Europe is an unmit­igated disaster." The Economist noted that one can now ship a container from China to Europe for free -- you only need to pick up the fuel and handling costs -- but half-empty freighters are the norm along the world's busiest shipping routes. Global airfreight dropped by almost a quarter in December alone; Giovanni Bisignani, who heads a shipping industry trade group, called the "free fall" in global cargo "unprecedented and shocking."

LINDORFF: THE TWO BIG LIES
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/273
The first lie is that the only solution to the nation’s deepening health care crisis, which now has over 42 million people—roughly one in seven Americans—living without any health insurance or ready access to medical care, is a combination of limitations on treatment and continued reliance on the private health insurance industry. The second lie is that Social Security, the single most important economic “safety net” under the lives of America’s elderly, its disabled, and children who lose a wage-earning parent, is headed for “bankruptcy” and needs to have its already skimpy benefits cut back.

COMMENT: OBAMA IS RIGHT TO TAKE ON THE RICH
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0224/p09s02-coop.html 
Congress is about to begin debating legislation that would freeze the estate tax at the current bargain-basement rate set by President Bush. We can't let that happen. More than ever, America needs its ultrarich to chip in more.

POLLS: AMERICANS WANT REPUGS TO GET IN LINE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/24/polls-obama-bipartisan/ 

KLEIN: THE PUBLIC’S REBUKE OF THE REPUGS
http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/02/24/state-of-the-union/
I wouldn't be surprised if there were Republican votes to be found in support of universal health insurance, especially if the final package offers the business community relief from that burden. There are also Republican environmentalists--John McCain comes to mind--who may favor Obama's energy program (especially if Obama remains persistent in his quest to clean up military procurement, a McCain obsession).

Iraq and Roll
IRAQI “POLICE” KILL FOUR U.S. SOLDIERS, INTEPRETER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Iraqi_police_shoot_dead_four_US_0224.html 

Spaced out
NASA GREENHOUSE GAS LAUNCH GOES WRONG, CRASHES IN ANTARCTIC
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/24/oco-satellite-nasa 

All-melty dollar
OBAMA'S AUTO INDUSTRY TASK FORCE
ALL DRIVE FOREIGN CARS!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/23/AR2009022302586.html?hpid=sec-politics
SENIORS ON THE BRINK
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/24/MNL51635J8.DTL 
BERNANKE SAYS RECESSION WILL END THIS YEAR
Don’t worry, he polished his crystal ball first
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/23/financial/f035944S38.DTL 

Enviro Wacko
HEY, MR. GREEN!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/24/DD4815SL3J.DTL&type=living
In the tradition of Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker, Berkeley's own Bob Schildgen has an alter ego he regularly assumes to make the world a safer place.

Animals in the news!
PROUD IDIOT SLAUGHTERS GIANT STING RAY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/24/stingray-catch-thailand-fishing 
GETTING TO KNOW INHABITANTS OF EXTINCT VOLCANO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7861563.stm
AMAZING: FISH WITH TRANSPARENT HEAD---FIRST PHOTOS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/fish-transparent-head-barreleye-picture/index.html 
MAGPIES BUILDING ON NESTS OF SCRAP METAL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/23/national/a142531S11.DTL
 
Mashed Media
FACEBOOK ‘INFANTILIZES’ HUMAN MIND
Sign up now!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/feb/24/social-networking-site-changing-childrens-brains 
WASHPOST SERIES HELPED BUST CHANDRA LEVY SUSPECT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003944318 

Oh, by the way. . .
FIVE SHOT IN SF
Guns! Guns! Guns!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/23/BA36163RJ1.DTL&tsp=1
BARKLEY GOES TO JAIL
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Ex_NBA_star_Barkley_off_to_jail_for_02242009.html 
DON’T TASE ME, BRO
http://www.ohio.com/news/40156667.html

And in more important matters. . .

Musings
THE NONPOLOGY
http://happyvalleynews.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/the-nonpology/

Books
DICKENS’ REFUGE FOR FALLEN WOMEN
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5759585.ece
UNDER THE LITERARY INFLUENCE
http://proof.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/under-the-literary-influence/
Soon I found myself devouring every hard-boiled word of Chandler’s. And then I read them again. I started talking in similes and metaphors. One day I told a dear friend that he had a face like a collapsed lung. I couldn’t help myself. A progression took hold. Chandler led me to Hammett and from Hammett I staggered to F. Scott Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald led me to Hemingway.
IS PUBLISHING PERISHING?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/24/moneytales022409.DTL 

For Art’s Sake
EDGAR MULLER’S AMAZING 3-D TRICKERY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/feb/24/edgar-muller-3d-street-art?picture=343706816
A PAINTING SPEAKS
Or at least someone speaks about a painting
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/audioslideshow/2009/feb/23/vanessa-bell-courtauld-institute
THEY DIED FOR HIS ART
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Artist_guilty_over_inflatable_art_deaths&in_article_id=554495&in_page_id=34 

Light Reading
HOW TO PROCRASTINATE LIKE DA VINCI
http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=zs61txc4kwr4kd1q1rjbfxt41952gdmf 

And in the end. . .
NAKED SAMBA
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Rio_dancers_undress_to_impress&in_article_id=552351&in_page_id=64&in_a_source=

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2/20/09
DAILY CONCERT
Robert Hunter

http://www.myspace.com/promontoryrider

Skylines:

MR. DEGENERES TO START A FAMILY
Still got some lead in the pencil, eh, Ellen? Er. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7 

FEEDING TIME FOR BABY MEERKATS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2009/feb/20/baby-meerkats-australia 

PREGNANCY IS BEAUTIFUL!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7899618.stm 

MADOFF IS A SMASH HIT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7898919.stm 

TREE EATS GOLF BALL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4731843/Golf-ball-lost-years-ago-found-embedded-in-tree-trunk.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Your Corporatocracy at work!
THE OIL MONEY BEHIND THE ANTI-STIMULUS FIGHT
http://www.southernstudies.org/2009/02/the-oil-money-behind-the-anti-stimulus-fight.html
Who is Americans for Prosperity? According to SourceWatch.org, the group was founded in 2003 with money from the Charles G. Koch Charitable Foundation, which is run by the billionaires behind Kansas-based Koch Industries -- the national's largest privately held oil and gas company.

All-Melty Dollar
MORFORD: TAX BOOZE, LEGALIZE POT---NO MORE RECESSION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/20/notes022009.DTL 
Already local governments are quietly proposing jacking up the alcohol tax and loosening sales restrictions because, well, why the hell not? Aren't you, right this very moment, as you prepare your taxes and weep over your gutted portfolio and stare down one very bleak 2009, more in need of a drink or three than at any time in recent history except for the entirety of the last eight miserable, Bush-stabbed years? Well, there you go. Tax increases on cocktails, here they come.
GOOD TIMES FOR TAILORS AND COBBLERS
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1880880,00.html 

Israelity
RIGHT-WING HARDLINER NETANYAHU TO HEAD ISRAEL
That 2012 end-of-the-world date is looking better all the time!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/20/israel-binyamin-netanyahu-head-coalition
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSL8592809 

The Other War
60,000 TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN FOR THREE YEARS---U.S. COMMANDER
Here we go again
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/18/AR2009021803373.html 

“I WAS DETAINED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT”
http://www.alternet.org/rights/127847/i_was_illegally_detained_by_the_u.s._government_and_held_in_cia-run_%22black_sites%22/ 
What I do know is that the Jordanian government -- after torturing me for several days -- handed me over to a U.S. "rendition team" in Amman, which then abducted me, forced me onto a plane, and flew me to Afghanistan. During this, and several other transfers between CIA prisons, I was subjected to a brutal and deeply humiliating "preparation" ritual. I was stripped naked, dressed in a diaper, shackled, blindfolded and hooded, and then boarded onto a waiting plane. I was forced into painful positions, often reeling from the blows and kicks of the men who had "prepared" me for flight.

ANTI-GAY UTAH SEN. KICKED OFF JUDICIARY COMMITTEE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/20/buttars-loses-committee/

Obama Nation
FIVE GOOD MOVES BY OBAMA THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
http://www.alternet.org/story/127848/5_great_progressive_moves_by_obama_that_you_might_have_missed/ 

Repugnicans
CLINTON CONDEMNS REPUG “JUST SAY NO” POLITICS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bill_Clinton_gives_Obama_A_grade_0220.html 
REPUG PHONE SABOTEUR GETS OFF SCOT-FREE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Former_RNC_director_convicted_in_phone_0220.html 
The Republican National Committee employee convicted of a plot to jam the phone banks of Democratic get-out-the-vote efforts in New Hampshire in 2002 has escaped penalty in his case, after a federal judge ruled that new charges against him could not be brought.

Globalitis
2500 LANGUAGES UNDER THREAT
AS MIGRANTS HEAD FOR CITIES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/20/endangered-languages-unesco 
THE FRENCH CHEESE WARS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,609046,00.html 

Spaced Out
LOOKING FOR E.T.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/20/MNUP16145U.DTL
Somewhere far out in our Milky Way galaxy, thousands - perhaps millions - of pale blue dots are orbiting their suns just as Earth does ours, and in two weeks a new American spacecraft will fly off to seek them out.

HOLOCAUST-DENYING BISHOP KICKED OUT OF ARGENTINA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,608941,00.html

Lost Angeles
STUPID CRIMINAL TRICKS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/stupid_criminal_tricks_co.php 

MAIL FRAUD ATTY. GETS ONLY THREE HOURS TO VISIT DYING WIFE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Justice_Department_keeps_political_prisoner_from_0220.html 

(Lack of) Health
ARE WE ABOUT TO ELIMINATE AIDS?
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126966.100-are-we-about-to-eliminate-aids.html
Astonishingly, we could use existing drugs to wipe out HIV, just as we did smallpox. So what's holding us back?

Mashed Media
THE GRANDFATHER OF HATE RADIO
You think Limbaugh is new?
http://newstalgia.crooksandliars.com/gordonskene/grandfather-hate-radio 

Comment
BELLE: ABOUT THAT CHIMP CARTOON
Rip Post: Hysterical overreaction to the stupid chimp cartoon, including denunciation of “white men.” With reasoned thinkers like this woman, who needs acrimony?
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/about-loaded-imagery-racism-post-part
ON LIMBAUGH AND SO-CALLED FAIRNESS ON RADIO
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/20/limbaugh-fairness-radio/ 
When a handful of major media companies control who and what is allowed to be broadcast on the commercial dial, how is that not regulation of radio content? When these same companies then push out one-sided, right-wing information 90 percent of the time, how does that uphold freedom of expression?

Enviro Wacko
POWER FROM BUMPS IN THE ROAD?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090219-shock-absorber-energy-cars.html
HAMSTER POWER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/4731679/Hamsters-in-jackets-harnessed-for-energy.html 

Animals in the news!
GIANT SNAKE OF BORNEO!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/4701906/Photograph-shows-giant-snake-lurking-in-Borneo-river.html
THE ELEPHANT WHISPERER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/18/lawrence-anthony-elephant?picture=343421703 

Oh, by the way. . .
FRUIT FLIES SICK FROM MATING

We should all have such problems
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090219081040.htm 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

‘SLUMDOG’ KIDS HEAD FOR OSCARS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7899978.stm 

TeeVee
HEEEERE’S. . .CONAN O’ BRIEN?
The guy isn’t funny. But then, neither is Leno.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/19/DDVQ1604FT.DTL 

For Art’s Sake
ARTISTS’ MANIFESTO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7894877.stm
When it appeared, on 20 February 1909, it was the first art manifesto of the 20th Century, paving the way for Vorticists, Surrealists, Dada-ists, and Situationists, as well as more recent cultural agitators like the Stuckists.

Obit
ELO BASS PLAYER GROUCUTT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/20/international/i073430S91.DTL&tsp=1 
SNOOKS EAGLIN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/arts/music/20eaglin.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

WHAT MADE THE GREEKS LAUGH?
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5759723.ece

WORLD’S STRANGEST HANGOVER CURES
http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-strangest-hangover-cures/ 

Where ya goin’?
PHOTO GALLERY: CARNIVAL AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/feb/17/festivals-carnival-mardi-gras?picture=343390769 

And in the end. . .
MATCHSTICK GORILLA!
(Now I suppose the Rip Post will be accused of racism.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4733859/Gorilla-modelled-out-of-tens-of-thousands-of-matchsticks.html 
 

2/19/09
DAILY CONCERT

ACLU MAKING BIG CUTS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/aclu_making_biggest_cuts.php 

WHO ARE THESE REVOLTING PRECIOUS PEOPLE?
And why do they all come to L.A.?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/mag_editors_reinvention_i.php 

NY POST CARTOON OF DEAD CHIMP STIRS OUTRAGE FROM REV. AL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/n/a/2009/02/18/national/a072439S85.DTL&o=0 

HERE’S A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP ITEM!
(WARNING: Strong stomachs required.)

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/02/he_loved_pigs_too_much.php 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0218/ 

WATCH: FIORE---WHERE’S CHANGE?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2009/02/18/fiorechains.DTL 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

LINDORFF: EMPLOYERS USE RECESSION TO STICK IT TO WORKERS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/272 
In Upper Dublin, PA, an upper middle-class suburb north of Philadelphia, according to its employees, has been laying off cashiers, and slashing its night work force—the people who restock the shelves and unload the delivery trucks when the store is closed. The management is doing this not because sales have slumped. They haven’t. People may not be buying new cars, but they are still buying food, and in fact, if they are cutting back on eating out, as restaurant chains are reporting, they are probably actually buying more groceries, not less. Management is making these cuts simply because they can get away with it.

AN EXPAT’S VIEW OF AMERICANS
http://crooksandliars.com/nonny-mouse/what-will-it-take
When I went back to the States to visit my dying father, I arrived with a snootful of scorn at how ignorant and dogmatic so many Americans I had talked to as tourists in Europe seemed to be. It took flicking through his 999 channels of satellite television to make me I realise – so many Americans are ignorant and dogmatic because they have no real news. There’s nothing on American channels worthy of the label, the only real news I could find was BBC World.

PELOSI FORESEES PROSECUTION OF BUSH OFFICIALS
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/19/pelosi-prosecution-bush-officials/ 

MUMBAI ATTACKERS HAD 320 WORLD TARGETS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/19/mumbai-attacks-list-targets

SMALLEST NUMBER OF SALMON EVER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/19/MN9I160HP4.DTL&type=green 

GOOGLE EXPOSES SECRET U.S. BASE TO LAUNCH DRONES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Google_exposes_secret_US_base_in_0219.html 

SHOE-THROWING HERO DEFIANT AT TRIAL
Bush’s “icy smile” pissed him off
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Iraqi_shoe_thrower_defiant_as_trial_02192009.html 
Indonesians throw shows at Hillary---well, her picture, anyhow
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/02/18/indonesia-welcomes-clinton-with-songs-%e2%80%93-and-a-bit-of-shoe-throwing/ 

PALIN OWES BACK TAXES ON NIGHTS SPENT AT HOME
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2009/02/18/ST2009021803325.html 

DID UCLA PROF FIND OSAMA?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/UCLA_professor_thinks_hes_found_Osama_0218.html 

Obama Nation
ROBERTS: PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL INTERESTS
http://www.counterpunch.org/roberts02182009.html
The Bush/Obama bailout/stimulus plans are not going to work. Both are schemes hatched by a clique of financial insiders. The schemes will redistribute income and wealth from American taxpayers to the shyster banksters, who have destroyed American jobs, ruined the retirement plans of tens of millions of Americans, and worsened the situation of millions of people worldwide who naively trusted American financial institutions.
OBAMA USES ‘WINNABLE’ IN REFERENCE TO AFGHANISTAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_Afghanistan_still_winnable_0218.html 
KLEIN: HOW THE WORLD SEES OBAMA
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1880379,00.html 

ACQUITTAL IN MURDER OF RUSSIAN JOURNALIST
They should have convicted Putin in absentia. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7899472.stm 

CHILDREN FLOCK TO GERMAN SOUP KITCHENS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,608690,00.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA KIDS FULL OF KIDNEY STONES IN WAKE OF MELAMINE SCANDAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7899031.stm 

Spaced Out
WATER SPLASHED ON PHOENIX LANDER
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16620-first-liquid-water-may-have-been-spotted-on-mars.html?page=1 

(Lack of) health
WOMAN IMPREGNATED WITH WRONG EGG
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/19/international/i045434S75.DTL 

Obit
NFL GREAT BRAD VAN PELT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/19/sports/football/19vanpelt.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

ARE HOLLYWOOD AND THE INTERNET KILLING READING?
No, dunderhead---they’re killing thinking.
http://www.forbes.com/2009/02/17/the-big-read-literacy-opinions-contributors_0217_diane_ravitch.html 

Books
‘CANNERY ROW’ IN A CAN!
http://www2.cruzio.com/~peteranddonna/1-can.htm

Film
Q&A: SLUMDOG STAR KAPOOR
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/19/anil-kapoor-slumdog-millionaire-interview 

Where ya goin’?
FLYING GUESTHOUSE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/4698495/Jumbo-Hostel-Worlds-first-guesthouse-on-a-plane-opens-in-Stockholm.html 
CARIBBEAN RESORTS SLASH PRICES
Attention, Ugly Americans!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/sunandsea/4690158/Caribbean-dreams-at-bargain-prices.html 

WATCH: HOW TO SHEAR A SHEEP
Hey, why not?
http://www.time.com/time/video/?bcpid=1485842900&bctid=13594811001 

And in the end. . .(so to speak)
SOUNDS FUNNY
http://www.soundsfunny.org/ 

2/18/09
DAILY CONCERT

DEBUSSY: ARABESQUE # 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmDfLZSWlKI 
DEBUSSY PLAYS DEBUSSY: GOLLIWOGG'S CAKEWALK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrdhgWR9Zk
GRIEG PLAYS GRIEG: BUTTERFLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf-ZZo9WMYQ 
FAURE PLAYS FAURE: PAVANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsGh2xYYQg
RACHMANINOV PLAYS RACHMANINOV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ytY57u8_4
STRAVINSKY PLAYS STRAVINKSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU6A5zI44EE
BRAHMS SPEAKS, PLAYS PIANO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXL3I7GPCY

Skylines:
Quotatious: “I told Paul that I was a huge fan and asked for a photo. He joked, ‘you're not that huge.’”
---Paul McCartney fan Paul Fournier.


R.I.P. ‘FREIGHT-TRAIN WAYNE’
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-wayne-thomas18-2009feb18,0,1956990.story

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0217/ 

FAKE U.S. AGENT IN CLOWN SUIT BUSTED
(Isn't that redundant?)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/18/BABT1605K3.DTL&type=newsbayarea 

TV EXEC WHO WANTED TO IMPROVE IMAGE OF MUSLIMS IN MEDIA. . .
BEHEADS HIS WIFE

(Hey, it’s just cultural tradition.)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/17/national/a090113S37.DTL 

14-YEAR-OLD ARRESTED FOR TEXTING IN CLASS
(Good!)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/14yearold_student_arrested_for_texting_in_0217.html 

Lost Angeles
SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL WOUNDED BY GANGS
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/02/7-year-old-girl.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

LINDORFF: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ANTI-TRUST?
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/271
Now here’s a word you’re not hearing in America these days: anti-trust.The country is being dragged down by monstrous businesses, all of which, we’re told, are just “too big to fail.” As a consequence of this, the nation’s taxpayers, and their progeny born and yet unborn, are having trillions of dollars sucked away to prop up these giant rotting corporate corpses.Zombie banks, zombie automakers, zombie insurance companies, all bigger than nation states, and all on life-support. There is a simple answer to this problem. Bust them up. Then sort through the pieces and let the worst parts go bust.

31-YEAR-OLD WHO ELECTED OBAMA---
WANTS TO PLY HIS TRADE IN BRITAIN

(Something is very wrong here.)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/feb/18/thomas-gensemer-online-election-campaign
Thomas Gensemer, whose company Blue State Digital managed Obama's slick online campaign, built his website my.barackobama.com, recruited 13.5 million supporters and raised $500m for the Obama campaign, is also doing very nicely out of the victory. As he arrives in London to open a UK office and try to entice the Labour party into his electronic embrace for the next election, he admits it's a handy "calling card" to have.

BRIT BIZ SEC’Y LAUNCHES TIRADE AT STARBUCKS
(Anybody get the idea that “globalism” was a sort of bad idea?)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/feb/18/peter-mandelson-starbucks 
The business secretary, Peter Mandelson, has launched an extraordinary tirade against the head of the Starbucks coffee empire, accusing him of spreading gloom and overly denigrating the state of the British economy.

All-Melty Dollar
WATCH: WHO IS THE BURGER KING? GOLDMAN SACHS
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090302/burgerking_video 
What would you do with an extra $18,000 in your pocket? That's the amount of extra cash each and every Burger King employee in America would have received last year if Goldman Sachs (one of the fast-food chain's largest owners) had shared its bailout billions with rank-and-file workers. Instead, Goldman Sachs squandered 6.5 billion of our taxpayer dollars on bonuses for their financial staff. These were some of the highest bonuses on Wall Street! Meanwhile, Burger King workers earn wages averaging just $14,000 a year -- well below the federal poverty line for a family of three.
GREENSPAN: NATIONALIZE THE BANKS
(Hell of a recommendation for not nationalizing the banks. . .)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Greenspan_says_recession_will_be_longest_0217.html 
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER 47,000 GM JOBS---
AS GM, CHRYSLER SEEK $47 BILLION

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123489494750801713.html 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/feb/17/gm-chrysler-unions-talks 
ROOMMATES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
http://www.alternet.org/story/127403/will_you_have_roommates_for_the_rest_of_your_life/ 
MICHELLE BACHMANN’S LATEST RAVINGS
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/michelle-bachmann-were-running-out-rich 

Obama Nation
OBAMA’S ESCALATION OF AFGHAN OCCUPATION BEGINS---
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1880253,00.html 
---AND FEINGOLD DOESN’T LIKE IT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Top_Senate_Democrat_questions_Obama_Afghanistan_0218.html 
ASHCROFT: NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUSH AND OBAMA
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/18/ashcroft-obama-bush/ 
WHAT HAPPENED TO OBAMA’S PLEDGE TO END ‘FAITH-BASED’ FUNDING?
http://www.talk2action.org/story/2009/2/17/12834/8445 
As a candidate, Obama promised to end the noxious Bush order allowing religious discrimination in tax-funded programs. The rules that Bush overturned with his directive, I should note, were put in place by President Franklin D. Roosevelt; they were one of the nation's first efforts to get serious about civil rights protections. Roosevelt was right to put that order in place, and Bush was wrong to change it. Americans United intends to keep pushing until Obama understands that.

Mashed Media
RIGHT-WING SHILL MICHELLE MALKIN POSES WITH GUY HOLDING SWASTIKA
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/you-stay-classy-michelle-malkin-poses

Enviro Wacko
PHOTO GALLERY: ZERO-CARBON HOMES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/18/grand-designs-crossway-eco-home-kent?picture=343387569
‘MELT POOLS’ SPEEDING ARCTIC ICE DECLINE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/18/arctic-ice-melt
CAN AMERICA’S WEST STAY WILD?
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/02/17/can-america%E2%80%99s-west-stay-wild/ 
ICELAND STRIVES FOR HYDROGEN ECONOMY
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/02/12/iceland-strides-toward-a-hydrogen-economy/ 
Marin County Sewage Flushes into SF Bay
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/17/BADQ1600MK.DTL&tsp=1 

Jesus H. Christ!
TEACHING DARWIN TO VOODOO EVANGELICALS
http://existentialistcowboy.blogspot.com/2009/02/teaching-darwin-to-voodoo-evangelicals.html 
Oh, does this strike some young-earthlings as infringing on their freedom of religion? We likewise detest infringement on freedom of scientific inquiry by enforcing totally unrelated concepts, sources, and mythologies on it. If they like their earth young, their dinosaurs recent, and their biological change instantaneous, that's fine for them. But if they want to impose it on the rest of us, we demand the right to impose scientific facts on them. Otherwise, they can enjoy living as their ancestors did when the earth was indeed younger - with stone tools.

Technically. . .
MORFORD: I TWITTER FOR YOU
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/18/notes021809.DTL
The concept is very simple. Who needs Facebook and MySpace and the like? You do! But who the hell has time for such pathetic digital hoo-ha nonsense when there's dishes to be washed and gardening to be done and kids to be driven around and thorny little roses to be stopped at and smelled? No one!

(Lack of) Health
ONE IN FOUR U.K. LIVER TRANSPLANTS GO TO BOOZERS
Of course, who in the U.K. does not drink?
http://digg.com/health/One_in_four_liver_transplants_in_UK_go_to_heavy_drinkers 

Obits
BANDLEADER JOE CUBA
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/arts/music/18cuba.html?ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Film
ANG LEE TO MAKE ‘LIFE OF PI’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/4689442/Oscar-winner-Ang-Lee-to-make-Hollywood-adaptation-of-Life-of-Pi.html 
WATCH: THE REAL SLUM OF “SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE”
Slum faces ‘transformation into mixed-use neighborhood’
http://www.time.com/time/video/?bcpid=1485842900&bctid=13419832001 

SUBSCRIBE: DAILY RAY OF HOPE
http://action.sierraclub.org/site/MessageViewer?em_id=4701.0 

Light Reading
STRESS IS GOOD FOR YOU
(This article is guaranteed to stress you out.)
http://www.newsweek.com/id/184154/output/print 

For Art’s Sake
CHINA, TAIWAN TALK ABOUT SHARING ART TREASURES
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/12/arts/design/12pala.html?_r=1&emc=eta1
The National Palace Museum in Taipei, Taiwan’s capital, holds many of the finest pieces in the imperial art collection of China.
VAN DYCK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/feb/17/van-dyck-britain-tate?picture=343385525
Musical accompaniment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjYQYdjd73M 

Where ya goin’?
DAWN FRENCH IN NEW ZEALAND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/celebritytravel/4688179/Dawn-Frenchs-heaven-on-earth-New-Zealands-North-Island.html 
THE SIERRA CLUB HAS SOME IDEAS. . .
http://www.sierraclub.org/outings/national/ 

And in the end. . .
HAVE A BEER ON BUDDHA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4687433/Buddhist-temple-built-out-of-one-million-beer-bottles.html

2/17/09
DAILY CONCERT

JAPAN FOREIGN MINISTER HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH SAKE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/17/japan-foreign-minister/ 

BRISTOL PALIN: ABSTINENCE DOESN’T WORK
She speaks with authority

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/17/bristol-palin-abstinence/ 

CHINA MISTRESS PAGAENT TAKES A WRONG TURN
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html 

FRENCH SPIDERMAN IN CHINA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/feb/17/skyscraper-climb-hongkong-france?picture=343387476 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Post-racial America?
ONCE AGAIN, LOONIES START COUNTING RACIAL BEANS
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601222.html 
Jackass columnist writes: “But a review of the early demographic data of Obama's first 56 selections for Senate-confirmed top jobs in the departments and agencies shows a marked tendency to choose old, white guys from the East Coast with credentials from elite universities.”
Rip Post comments: Once again, “old white guys” are vilified based on their race.


Your corporatocracy at work!
GOP HOUSE WHIP’S WIFE ‘DIDN’T KNOW’ HER BANK BENEFITED FROM BAILOUT
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/gop-house-whips-wife-didnt-know-her-b
MISSION IRAQ BILLIONS ‘GREATEST FRAUD IN U.S. HISTORY’
That’s all.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Missing_Iraq_billions_could_be_greatest_0216.html 

HELLO, THIS IS YOUR ID THIEF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/17/MNEA15V22I.DTL&tsp=1 
Giordano knows who the thief is. Not only that, he's talked to the guy on the phone. The alleged culprit has rented an apartment in the Parkmerced complex in Giordano's name, has signed him up for utilities, and ordered pizza with his credit card. Even 3,000 miles away, Giordano can pull up a photo of the apartment on his computer. But he can't get any action.

War in error
HEDGES: MOST DANGEROUS TERRORISTS? WALL STREET, NOT JIHADISTS
http://www.alternet.org/rights/127252/u.s._intel_chief%27s_shocking_warning%3A_wall_street%27s_disaster_has_spawned_our_greatest_terrorist_threat/
The corporate thieves, those who insisted they be paid tens of millions of dollars because they were the best and the brightest, have been exposed as con artists. Our elected officials, along with the press, have been exposed as corrupt and spineless corporate lackeys. Our business schools and intellectual elite have been exposed as frauds. The age of the West has ended. Look to China. Laissez-faire capitalism has destroyed itself. It is time to dust off your copies of Marx.
‘WAR ON TERROR’ ERODED RIGHTS ACROSS THE WORLD
Of course.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/US_war_on_terror_eroded_rights_0216.html 

CHENEY ‘FURIOUS’ THAT BUSH DID NOT PARDON LIBBY
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/02/16/2009-02-16_exvp_dick_cheney_outraged_president_bush.htm

Enviro Wacko
GEORGE WILL MAKES UP ENVIRO FACTS
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/16/will-global-warming/ 
George Will chastised Energy Secretary Stephen Chu for “doomsaying” about global warming, arguing that concerns about climate change are just “eco-pessimism.”

All-melty dollar
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER 20,000 JOBS GONE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/17/MNEA15V22I.DTL&tsp=1
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-budget17-2009feb17,0,1851008.story 
KRUGMAN: DECADE AT BERNIE’S
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/16/opinion/16krugman.html?em 
It has been interesting to watch the idea of temporary bank nationalization move from the fringe to mainstream acceptance, with even Republicans like Senator Lindsey Graham conceding that it may be necessary. But even if we eventually do what’s needed on the bank front, that will solve only part of the problem.
WHITNEY: EASTERN EUROPE IS ABOUT TO BLOW
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22007.htm
Foreign capital is fleeing at an alarming rate; nearly two-thirds gone in matter of months. Deflation is pushing down asset prices, increasing unemployment, and compounding the debt-burden of financial institutions. It's the same everywhere. The economies are being hollowed out and stripped of capital. Ukraine is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, Hungary have all slipped into a low-grade depression. The countries that followed Washington's economic regimen have suffered the most.

Israelity
ISRAEL LAUNCHES COVERT WAR AGAINST IRAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/4640052/Israel-launches-covert-war-against-Iran.html
It is using hitmen, sabotage, front companies and double agents to disrupt the regime's illicit weapons project, the experts say. The most dramatic element of the "decapitation" programme is the planned assassination of top figures involved in Iran's atomic operations.

Mashed Media
HOW 9,000 BUSINESS REPORTERS BLEW THE MOTHER OF ALL MELTDOWNS
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/diane-tucker/how-9000-business-reporte_b_167142.html 
How could an army of business reporters blow the biggest story since The Great Depression?
CHINA CLOSES PROPAGANDA RAG---ER, NEWSPAPER---IN SF
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/12140/

(Lack of) Health
THINKING OF A CHIN-TUCK? SKIP IT
http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-sci-badbugs17-2009feb17,0,5079716.story 
When Ruth Burns had surgery to relieve a pinched nerve in her back, the operation was supposed to be an "in-and-out thing," recalled her daughter, Kacia Warren. But Burns developed pneumonia and was put on a ventilator. Five days later, she was discharged -- only to be rushed by her daughter to the hospital hours later, disoriented and in alarming pain.
PLASTIC SURGERY CONFIDENTIAL
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/features/2009/02/plastic-surgery200902?printable=true&currentPage=all
In a quest for insight into this $13 billion industry, the author—a five-foot-nine, 120-pound 27-year-old—went undercover, asking three plastic surgeons what they’d do to her nose, her breasts, and her, uh, “banana rolls.” The answers were as different as the doctors themselves.
FACE TRANSPLANT PATIENT NOW EATING, DRINKING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/4679165/AAAS-Face-transplant-patient-given-new-nose-jaw-and-cheeks-can-eat-and-drink.html

Oh, by the way. . .
FRANCE’S DEPORTED JEWS DESERVE JUSTICE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/feb/17/france-holocaust-war-crimes 
Yesterday's declaration by France's top judicial authority that the state bore responsibility for the deportation of Jews during the second world war should have been a welcome recognition of what historians have argued since the 1970s: the Vichy state persecuted Jews independently of the Nazis.
HITLER’S “SHOCKING TABLE MANNERS,” FLATULENCE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4678840/Adolf-Hitler-had-poor-table-manners-and-suffered-flatulence.html
DENMARK’S “HIPPIE HAVEN” FACES SHUTDOWN
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/02/17/denmarks-hippie-haven-faces-shutdown/ 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0216/

WATCH: NEW ‘SIMPSONS’ OPENING SEQUENCE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4644250/The-Simpsons-gets-new-opening-sequence.html

Musique
R.I.P. LOUIE BELLSON
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/17/arts/music/17bellson.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries
FROM A VAULT IN PARIS, SOUNDS OF OPERA---IN 1907!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/17/arts/music/17vaul.html?_r=1&emc=eta1

JAMES WHITMORE’S SON REMEMBERS DAD
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/whitmore_post_draws_some.php 

Film
PRIDE AND PREDATOR
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/17/pride-and-predator-to-give-jane-austen-extreme-makeover 
Elton John's Rocket Pictures is developing a new spin on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, this time featuring a nefarious seven-foot extraterrestrial with hideous mandibles and a penchant for human blood.
INTERVIEW: DEL TORO AS CHE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2009/feb/16/che-benicio-del-toro-steven-soderbergh

Light reading
HAS EVOLUTION STOPPED?
Or only with Repugnicans?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123440723977275883.html 

And in the end. . .
NOODLES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPST5s2zOCw 
 

2/13/09
DAILY CONCERT


GABRIEL PULLS OUT OF OSCARS
(Sounds like the plot of a gay porn film. . .)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7888112.stm 

U.S. STARTS ‘GREAT BACKYARD BIRD COUNT’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/blog/2009/feb/13/great-backyard-bird-count-us-birdwatch 

WAS PHOENIX LETTERMAN APPEARANCE A PUT-ON?
Is he gathering material for a comedy documentary?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/feb/12/joaquin-phoenix-letterman
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/11/joaquin-phoenixs-bizarre_n_166229.html
Top Ten Disastrous Letterman Interviews
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1879231_1879160,00.html 

WHAT? STARBUCKS INSTANT?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/4610753/Starbucks-to-launch-instant-coffee.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

LINDORFF: WHY CAN JUDD GREGG SEE WHAT OBAMA CAN’T?
(Obama is looking like quite a naïf, fool. . .)
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/270 
The fact is, Obama and his supposedly brilliant political strategists have adopted a bone-headed approach of trying to seem “post-partisan” which has led them directly into a Republican trap on many key policy fronts. The economy is just one such area, where Republicans let Obama water down his stimulus program in an effort to woo them, and then simply voted against the package in the end. The war in Afghanistan is another example, where Obama has been so busy buying into the right’s agenda of continued war that he is about to commit the nation to years more of expanded war in that war-torn region.

EX-SPEAKER OF ISRAEL PARLIAMENT:
“THE HOLOCAUST IS OVER”

http://www.democracynow.org/2009/2/12/former_speaker_of_the_israeli_parliament 
I don’t want to argue about the past so much, because I become hostage of the yesterday’s genies, rather than becoming a liberated person or liberated nation or liberated region. And that’s what I’m looking for.

BERNIE GOLDBERG, MENACE TO SOCIETY
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/we-can-see-why-bernie-goldbergs-book
”This was a symbolic killing. Who I wanted to kill was every Democrat in the Senate & House, the 100 people in Bernard Goldberg's book. I'd like to kill everyone in the mainstream media.”---from mass murderer’s note.

RIGHT-WING FIEND NORQUIST’S FATWA ON STIMULUS PLAN
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/13/norquist-crist-stimulus/ 
INTEVIEW: BILL MOYERS TALKS TO NORQUIST
http://www.pbs.org/now/transcript/transcript_norquist.html

IRAN BUILDING THE BOMB---NEW U.S. CLAIM
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/washingtondc/la-fg-usiran12-2009feb12,0,3478184.story 

WOMAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN IRAQ KILLS 40
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1879352,00.html

PIGBOY ROVE SUBPOENAED AGAIN---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Conyers_subpoenas_Rove_third_time_0213.html
---BUT HE’S BUSY KILLING DEFENSELESS BIRDS FOR FUN
What is it about these fat bastards and hunting?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Karl_Rove_twitters_his_Texas_hunting_0212.html 

BRIT GOV’T ADVISOR WANTS TO DOWNGRADE LSD
Good idea. Rove and Norquist need it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/4581743/Now-Home-Office-drugs-adviser-wants-to-downgrade-LSD-from-A-to-B.html 

All-melty dollar
INSANE, DECADENT DUBAI’S BUILDING BOOM FIZZLES
Well, there’s one good thing about the economic crash
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/13/dubai-boom-halt 

The Torture Never Stops
FEMALE FBI SEX-TORTURED MUMBAI TERRORIST---CLAIM
Quit pussyfooting around and just kill the guy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/4587941/Female-FBI-officer-tortured-Mumbai-terror-attacks-suspect-with-sex.html 

Enviro Wacko
TROPICAL FISH SWIM NORTH
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/4604439/Tropical-fish-swimming-north-because-of-global-warming.html
‘HOLY GRAIL’ OF BIOFUELS NOW IN SIGHT
So soon the forests will be wiped out to grow more corn. . .
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/02/13/the-%E2%80%98holy-grail%E2%80%99-of-biofuels-now-in-sight/ 

Mashed Media
DEMOCRATS TO USE ‘FAIRNESS DOCTRINE’ TO ATTACK LIMBAUGH?
It’ll never work. . .just another wimpy Democrat move. . .
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/13/dems-target-right-wing-talk-radio/ 
WHY THE WORLD IS TWITTER CRAZY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/4523494/How-to-Twitter-why-the-world-is-Twitter-crazy.html
MORFORD: WHERE HAS ALL THE HATE MAIL GONE?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/13/notes021309.DTL
That sacred relationship is no longer the slightest bit sacred. If you've ever spent much time in the comment boards of this or any major media site (or, of course, any popular blog), you already know: Anonymity tends to bring out the absolute worst in people, the meanest and nastiest and least considerate. Something about not having to reveal who you really are caters to the basest, most unkind instincts of the human animal. Go figure.
PEOPLE’S REPUGNIC TO CREATE JOURNALIST BLACKLIST
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gS-3-z6SaOpygRPWKbQKcIAkSE4wD96AMK200 

World gone mad
900 SF STUDENTS CARRIED GUNS TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/13/MNEL15T31M.DTL&tsp=1 
JAPAN SPLITS UP FAMILY OVER IMMIGRATION PROBLEMS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7887704.stm 
TEEN SUES DISNEY OVER RIDE HEART ATTACK, BRAIN DAMAGE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4604427/Teenager-sues-Disney-after-suffering-heart-attack-on-rollercoaster.html 
DON’T TASE ME, BRO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/13/BAJ215SS24.DTL 

Unreal Estate
ONE IN NINE HOMES ARE VACANT, AND---
http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/housing/2009-02-12-vacancy12_N.htm?csp=34
----CHINA CITIZENS FLOCK TO U.S. FOR BARGAINS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/12/international/i083518S78.DTL&type=realestate 
MORE INSANE DEVELOPMENT IN L.A. AREA
Massive condo project next to freeway in Monterey Park
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/02/curbedwire_atlantic_times_square_construction.php 

Obit
OUR GANG’S’ SHIRLEY JEAN RICKERT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/arts/television/13rickert.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries
KOLF, INVENTOR OF HEART, KIDNEY MACHINES
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/health/13kolff.html?ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

INTERVIEW: ALICE WATERS
”Most of what we eat is not real food.”
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,606967,00.html 

Film
SAVING THE PLANET A BITE AT A TIME
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,607060,00.html 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0212/ 

Where ya goin’?
VENETIANS TAKE BACK VENICE CARNIVAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/feb/12/venice-carnival-local-street-party

Hey! Be-attle!
MCCARTNEY ROLE ANNOUNCED IN LENNON FILM
(Scroll down after clicking)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1144124/BAZ-BAMIGBOYE-Wouldnt-luvverly-Keira-Knightley-line-play-Eliza-Doolittle-new-film.html?ITO=1490 

Musique
POP MUSIC FESTIVALS UNSWAYED BY ECONOMY
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0213/p13s01-almp.html 

And in the end. . .
BLACK CATS
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=black+cats
 

2/12/09
DAILY CONCERT


JACKO HAS LETHAL STAPH INFECTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4597416/Michael-Jackson-is-suffering-from-acute-MRSA-type-infection.html 

MAN LEVITATES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4600225/German-street-performer-defies-gravity-to-astonishment-of-commuters.html 

ANNA NICOLE SMITH, THE OPERA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/feb/12/anna-nicole-smith-the-opera 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0211/ 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

ARMY TO (NOW DEAD) G.I.:
KILL YOURSELF AND SAVE US THE PAPERWORK

http://www.salon.com/news/special/coming_home/2009/02/10/coming_home_two/index.html

LINDORFF: PUTTING AWAY KIDS FOR KICKBACKS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/269 
Now a particularly ugly scam has just been uncovered here in Pennsylvania. Up in Wilkes-Barre, the old coal-mining part of the state up in the northeast, two state senior judges have been charged with sending hundreds of kids to two private juvenile detention centers in return for kickbacks from the two centers—kickbacks that allegedly ran to over $2.6 million.

HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL GETS DEAD FISH, WHITE POWDER---
BRINGS THEM TO WORK!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/10/AR2009021002503.html?referrer=emailarticle 

RUSS, U.S. SATELLITES COLLIDE IN SPACE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/12/nasa-alert-as-satellites-collide

CHINA FED UP WITH KFC, PIZZA HUT
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-chinafood12-2009feb12,0,6353505.story 

ANTI-ISLAM DUTCH POLITICIAN BARRED FROM BRITAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/12/far-right-dutch-mp-ban-islam
Immigration officials prevent Geert Wilders leaving Heathrow airport to attend showing of his film about 'fascist' Qur'an at House of Lords.

All-melty Dollar
A LITTLE BANK YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF. . .
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/10/AR2009021003583.html?referrer=emailarticle 
Citizens is among the stronger and more conservative banks in the Charlotte market. Despite setting aside $3.2 million last year for expected loan losses, the bank managed to post a profit of $3.1 million, down from $5.7 million the year before. Citizens never got into subprime lending or 100 percent loans, and for its caution lost a lot of business during the go-go years. Now, however, its reward is that its nonperforming loans are less than half of 1 percent of all its loans.
MERRILL ‘BONUSES’ MADE 696 MILLIONAIRES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Merrill_bonuses_made_696_millionaires_probe_0212.html 
Merrill Lynch quietly paid out at least one million dollars bonus each to about 700 top executive even when the investment house was bleeding with losses last year, a probe has revealed.
OH, BY THE WAY, UH. . .
http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home 

The Torture Never Stops
TORTURED TO DEATH
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/02/hbc-90004387 
Newly declassified Defense Department documents describe a pattern of “abusive” behavior by U.S. military interrogators that appears to have caused the deaths of several suspected terrorists imprisoned at a detention center in Afghanistan in December 2002.

Comment
KRISTOF: NATIONALIZE THE BANKS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/12/opinion/12kristof.html
The neo-Hoovers criticizing today’s stimulus package make perfectly valid points about this or that flaw in the stimulus package. But the alternative is perhaps three million fewer jobs and the national economy looking like a balloon losing air.
DOWD: TRILLION-DOLLAR BABY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/11/opinion/11dowd.html?em 
Geithner is wrong. The pay of all the employees in bailed-out banks, not just top executives, should be capped. And these impervious, imperial suits who squander taxpayers’ money after dragging the country over the cliff should all be fired — preferably when they come to D.C. on Wednesday in a phony show of populism on Amtrak and the shuttle to testify before Barney Frank.
THOMPSON: WHO THE HELL PICKED THIS GUY?
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/15341 

Enviro Wacko
CARBON EMISSIONS TAX?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/US_energy_chief_floats_idea_of_0212.html 
LIQUID WOOD---THE NEXT PLASTIC
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/02/11/could-%e2%80%98liquid-wood%e2%80%99-replace-plastic/#left
SAN FRANCISCO BAY BLUES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/12/BAKG15SAKG.DTL&type=green 

Mashed Media
WHERE ARE ALL THE ECONOMISTS ON THE TUBE?
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/media-matters-answers-my-question-where 
WHAT IN THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO TELEVISION?
More stupid, juvenile repugnant crap passes for comedy
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Colbert_gets_anal_exam_in_honor_0212.html 

Spaced Out
DARK COMETS THREATEN THE EARTH
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/4592130/Unseen-dark-comets-could-pose-deadly-threat-to-earth.html 

Animals in the news!
KOREAN DMZ BECOMES ANIMAL SANCTUARY
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/02/05/korean-demilitarized-zone-animal-sanctuary/ 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Science
TWELVE ELEGANT EXAMPLES OF EVOLUTION, ILLUSTRATED
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/12/evolutionexampl.html
DID BURST OF GENE DUPLICATION SPUR HUMAN EVOLUTION?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090211161840.htm 
GERMANS MAP NEANDERTHAL GENOME
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gNRhmzaaW3a10ewnBU63clc_Ki7QD96A3OC00 

Obit
MOLLY BEE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/12/arts/music/12bee.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

Light reading
LINCOLN THE GREAT
Although he didn’t look that way at the time. . .
http://www.neh.gov/news/humanities/2009-01/Lincoln.html 
PORTRAITS OF HONEST ABE
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1876750,00.html 

GORDON RAMSAY VS. THE FRENCH
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/4594468/Gordon-Ramsay-criticised-as-he-wins-Michelin-stars-for-restaurant-in-France.html

For Art’s Sake
LIGHT SCULPTURE
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleryDetailPage.html?Light_Graffiti&in_gallery_id=2047&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=24963&in_category_id=2087 
THE WORLD’S UGLIEST BUILDING
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/02/09/north-koreas-ryugyong-hotel-ugliest-earth/ 

And in the end. . .
HEART ISLAND
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Heart_shaped_island_highlighted_by_Google_Earth_becomes_hit

 

hit 'refresh' for updates
2/11/09
DAILY CONCERT

SOUL! (Whole show is great. . .Persuasions are about 5 minutes in, and then at the end)
http://www.thirteen.org/soul/episodes/nov-17-1971
PERS/JONI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO-aSVFCDxw
PERS/JONI: WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEw1k_BjKpo
FRANKIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q96ylFiQK_I
PERS: UP ON THE ROOF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-n3jEQlwQ8
HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tl5DA_yfI
CAN'T DO SIXTY NO MORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTb3Vt6C4k
FOREVER LOVING YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7xcXL1MUT0


Skylines:
BATWOMAN, LESBIAN SUPERHERO
We are not making this stuff up
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7883348.stm

FOR SALE: GHANDI’S GLASSES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4589916/Gandhis-sandals-and-spectacles-to-be-sold-at-auction-in-New-York.html 

COW-CA COLA
New soft drink made from cow urine! Mm-mm.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4592608/India-makes-cola-from-cow-urine.html 

SALMA HAYEK’S CHARITY BREAST-FEED
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Salma_Hayek_breastfeeds_a_strangers_baby_in_Africa&in_article_id=531331&in_page_id=7 

MAN WITH RIFLE BUSTED ON HIS WAY TO OBAMA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/11/barack-obama-rifle-delivery 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

HEDGES: OUR GODS ARE IN HOLLYWOOD MEMORIAL CEMETERY
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090209_what_price_hollywood/ 
Celebrity worship is dressed up in the language of the Christian right, the frenzy around political messiahs like Barack Obama or the devotional following of Oprah by millions of women. If Jesus and “The Purpose Driven Life” won’t make us a celebrity, then Tony Robbins or reality television will. We are waiting for our cue to walk on stage and be admired and envied. . .This cult of distraction, as Rojek points out, masks the real disintegration of culture. It conceals the meaninglessness and emptiness of our own lives. It deflects the moral questions arising from mounting social injustice, growing inequalities, and costly imperial wars as well as economic and political corruption. Shamanism is not only the currency of celebrity culture; it is the currency of totalitarian culture. And as we sink into an economic and political morass, we are controlled, manipulated and distracted by the celluloid shadows on the wall of Plato’s cave. The fantasy of celebrity culture is not designed simply to entertain. It is designed to keep us from fighting back, even, apparently, in death.

THE HUMAN TENDENCY TOWARD RELIGIOUS THINKING
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126941.700-born-believers-how-your-brain-creates-god.html?full=true 
The fact that trauma is so often responsible for these slips gives a clue as to why adults find it so difficult to jettison their innate belief in gods, Atran says. The problem is something he calls "the tragedy of cognition". Humans can anticipate future events, remember the past and conceive of how things could go wrong - including their own death, which is hard to deal with. "You've got to figure out a solution, otherwise you're overwhelmed," Atran says. When natural brain processes give us a get-out-of-jail card, we take it.

Your Corporatocracy at work!
MADOFF TO GET WRIST-SLAP?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/09/AR2009020903410.html
MADOFF’S WIFE TOOK $15 MILLION
http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/11/madoffs-wife-pulled-155-million-in-funds/
FBI PROBES 350 CORPORATE FRAUD CASES
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1878785,00.html 
MICHAEL MOORE: WANTED---WALL STREET WHISTLEBLOWERS
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=245
You have information that the American people need to hear. I am humbly asking you for a moment of courage, to be a hero and help me expose the biggest swindle in American history.

All-melty dollar
KRUGMAN: GEITHNER PLAN IS BAFFLING
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/10/the-rorschach-plan-wonkish-or-at-least-hard-to-read/ 
Other economists comment. . .
http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/ezraklein_archive?month=02&year=2009&base_name=tarp_2_son_of_tarp 
A DISASTER IN THE MAKING
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/126354/geithner%27s_folly%3A_the_bank_rescue_plan_is_a_disaster_in_the_making/ 
The financial bailout plan unveiled by Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner yesterday reminded me of the time my cousin Jethro Billy Rex Reed came over to my house and offered to pay me $50 for the privilege of scraping roadkill off my street. "Well gee," I said to Jethro. "What are you going to do with all that roadkill?" "I'm gonna sell it for eatin'," he said proudly. "The market for grilled flattened squirrel is booming right now!"
JEEZO HUCKABEE: ECONOMIC RECOVERY PLAN IS ‘ANTI-RELIGIOUS’
I should hope so!
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/11/huckabee-recovery-antireligion/ 

STIMULUS BILL WILL STIMULATE NUKES
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joe-cirincione/cut-the-nuclear-pork-from_b_165478.html 
Some senators have stealthily stuffed $1 billion for nuclear weapons into the recovery bill.

OBAMA TO SEND MORE TROOPS TO HELL THIS WEEK
http://www.voanews.com/english/2009-02-10-voa68.cfm 

The Torture Never Stops
EVIL JOHN YOO TAKES REFUGE IN ORANGE COUNTY
The last refuge of scoundrels
http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-yoo11-2009feb11,0,6388835.story 
FIREJOHNYOO
http://www.firejohnyoo.org/ 
Musical Accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oalZi7egDIc 
GITMO DETAINEE’S GENITALS WERE SLICED WITH A SCALPEL
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/09/mohamed-torture-uk-us/ 

Israelity
DO THE MATH: LOOKS LIKE NETANYAHU IS BACK IN POWER---
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1233304750774&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull 
---BUT EXIT POLL FAVORS LIVNI
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/02/10/israeli-exit-polls-give-livni-the-edge/ 

Comment
MORFORD: EAT THE RICH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/11/notes021109.DTL 
Empathy, however, can be a difficult thing to muster. How many stories did I read in the NYT over the holidays about, say, those poor multimillionaire socialites who think nothing of strolling into the Hermes store and dropping five grand on a handful of pretty scarves to hand out as party favors, who then quietly asked the sales clerk for an unmarked shopping bag so as not to appear too out of place, too ugly an overspoiled diva amongst the hoi polloi?
BAGAENT: THE COMMODITY OF DEPRESSION
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/126345/only_in_america_could_misery_be_turned_into_a_commodity/ 
My Garifuna buddy Eljay, was in what we would call a depressed state a few months ago and went to a local "spirit doctor." The wizened old spirit mojo man cured Eljay with a single utterance: "Quit smokin' da ganja for one month." It worked. Total cost: About $2.50 and a pound of red beans.
RAIMUNDO: THE AUDACITY OF MENDACITY
Obama’s real foreign policy agenda
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14224 

Mashed Media
DAILY BREEZE BUILDING GOES BYE-BYE
http://web.mac.com/varley/5215/ 
MICHELLE ON THE COVER OF VOGUE
http://www.style.com/vogue/feature/2009_March_Michelle_Obama/ 

Animals in the news!
NAVY DIVER FIGHTS OFF SHARK WITH PUNCH IN THE NOSE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/4587639/Shark-attacks-navy-diver-in-Australia.html 

(Lack of) Health
PROSTATE CANCER URINE TEST?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7878726.stm 
CAN DRUMMING REALLY IMPROVE HEALTH?
Ex-Clash drummer says yes
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7872043.stm 

Oh, by the way. . .
CZECH PUNISHMENT FOR MALE SEX OFFENDERS: CASTRATION
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1878462,00.html
A doctor makes an incision in a man's scrotal sack and, deftly wielding his scalpel, quickly removes both testicles. In the Czech Republic that simple operation is the punishment for male sex offenders.
BERLUSCONI CALLS UNPLUGGING OF 17-YEAR COMA VICTIM “KILLING”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/4581738/Silvio-Berlusconi-attacks-Italian-president-over-death-of-coma-woman.html 
MAN WHO KILLED PARENTS AS BOY EXPOSED BY REALITY TV SHOW
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/10/spain-television-parent-killer 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

VANESSA REDGRAVE AND DAUGHTER REMAKING ‘DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS’
How the mighty have fallen
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7883238.stm 

Lost Angeles
LOPEZ: SMART-SPENDING SKID ROW PROGRAM SAVES LIVES
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lopez11-2009feb11,0,4488515.column?track=rss 

For Art’s Sake
DOG DOO SCULPTURE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/11/BAL315R806.DTL&tsp=1 

SEX EDUCATION FILMS:
THEY DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THEY USED TO

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/feb/11/sex-education-films 

And in the end. . .
NIPPLES
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=nipples&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi 

hit 'refresh' for updates
2/10/09

GUINEA PIG VS. THE KREMLIN!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?How_the_Kremlin_caved_in_over_girls_guinea_pig&in_article_id=527551&in_page_id=2&in_a_source=

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0209/ 

Fashism
INDIAN MODELS DARE TO BARE!
The right-wing Hindus must be going nuts over this.
http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=97798 

GIANT HORSE!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4580486/Giant-horse-as-high-as-Statue-of-Liberty-to-be-souths-answer-to-Angel-of-the-North.html 

THE HASIDIC JEWISH STREET PATROLS OF NYC
We are not making this stuff up
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/02/10/jewish-street-patrols-curb-crime-%e2%80%93-and-generate-controversy/ 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

FREEDOM OF WHAT? ASTOUNDING!
BRIT DIPLOMAT SPOUTS ANTI-ISRAEL RANT,
FACES SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/British_diplomat_arrested_after_fing_Jews_0210.html 
Musical Accompaniment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1MHEJT6sjk

POPULAR RAGE GROWS
AS GLOBAL CRISIS WORSENS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,606721,00.html 

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER 10,000 JOBS LOST
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/11/business/11auto.html?_r=1&hp 

ELDERLY FACE EVICTION AS NURSING HOMES CLOSE
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/399219_evicted07.html

CITY OF L.A. FACING ‘LAYOFFS LIKE WE’VE NEVER SEEN’---VILLARAIGOSA
Heckuva job, Tony!
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_11667833

ROBERTS: SHIP OF FOOLS
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article21943.htm 
The US economy is imploding, and Obama is being led by his government of neconservatives and Israeli agents into a quagmire in Afghanistan that will bring the US into confrontation with Russia, and possibly China, American’s largest creditor. The January payroll job figures reveal that last month 20,000 Americans lost their jobs every day. In addition, December’s job losses were revised up by 53,000 jobs from 524,000 to 577,000. The revision brings the two-month job loss to 1,175,000. If this keeps up, Obama’s promised three million new jobs will be wiped out by job losses.
Musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhhmqAJwDY 
THINK FANNIE AND FREDDIE WERE DISASTERS?
WAIT TILL PENSION FUNDS GO

http://reason.com/news/show/130843 

LEAHY SEEKS ‘TRUTH COMMISSION’ ON BUSH ADMINISTRATION
http://uk.reuters.com/article/usPoliticsNews/idUKTRE5186JZ20090210 
LINDORFF ON THE PROPOSED ‘TRUTH COMMISSION’
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/268 
It would be a terrible idea if a Truth and Reconciliation Commission was just another 9-11-type body. That commission turned out to be worse than nothing, given that it was manipulated by the Bush administration to be toothless and that it ended up covering up more than it uncovered. Aside from the behind the scenes manipulation, the biggest problem with the 9-11 commission, though, was that is was not linked to any attempt to prosecute official wrong-doing.
Musical accompaniment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBpIfVt46Bk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGmOwAHAIJ0

Obama Nation
OBAMA BACKS RENDITION CASE
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123422915277565975.html?mod=googlenews_wsj 
OBAMA REVIEWS BUSH BAN ON MILITARY COFFIN PHOTOS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_reviewing_Bush_ban_on_photos_0210.html

Terrorism
MORE THREATS FROM HICK CRETIN LINDSAY GRAHAM
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/lindsey-graham-threatens-president-obam 

IRAN PROPOSES TALKS WITH U.S.
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Iran_ready_for_US_talks_with_mutual_02102009.html 

People’s Repugnic
REYNOLDS ON FIREWORKS, AND HOTEL FIRE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/ 

TAIWAN EX-FIRST LADY PLEADS GUILTY TO MONEY-LAUNDERING
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7880656.stm 

COPS CLOSE IN ON AUSSIE ARSONISTS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/10/australia-fires-arsonists 
COHEN DONATES TO AUSSIE FIRE VICTIMS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7881522.stm 

Mashed Media
THE AMAZING RISE OF RACHEL MADDOW
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/125923/rachel_maddow%27s_amazing_rise_from_geek_to_big-time_cable_news_host/
AXE TO FALL AT LAT AGAIN---ON MONDAY
http://www.joescott3.com/index.php/js/permalink/times_cuts_increase/ 

Animals in the news!
‘TARZAN’ TEACHES CHEETAHS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4576882/Self-styled-Tarzan-teaches-cheetahs-in-Namibia-how-to-hunt.html 
FISHERMEN RESCUE DOLPHINS OFF PHILLIPINES
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7880375.stm 
POOR ORPHANED SEAL HAS HERRING PHOBIA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4581037/Seal-with-phobia-of-fish-astonishes-staff-at-sanctuary.html 

(Lack of) Health
A WOMAN AND HER BUNIONS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/10/bunion-corrective-surgery 
DEPRESSION, STIGMA, AND FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4568941/Florence-Nightingale-might-never-have-succeeded-with-modern-stigma-against-mental-illness.html 

Technically. . .
HOW GOOGLE MAPS CAN SAVE---AND DISRUPT---LIVES
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,606669,00.html 

Obit
R.I.P. RICHARD ANDERSON, AUTHOR OF ‘TEA AND SYMPATHY’
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/10/theater/10anderson.html?ref=obituaries


AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Hey, Be-attle!
REMEMBERING THAT NIGHT. . .45 YEARS AGO
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZGRiNjQzNzU5M2VlMmRmMTc5NWJmNWQ1NzVmODQ4YWQ= R    
CAVERN CLUB DOORMAN WHO HASSLED BEATLES DIES
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-entertainment/the-beatles/the-beatles-news/2009/02/09/city-mourns-a-cavern-king-100252-22886587/ 

ANCIENT MUMMY WAREHOUSE FOUND BENEATH EGYPT SANDS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090209-ml-egypt-AP.html 
First peek at one of the mummies!

For Art’s Sake
BRITAIN LOSES TURNER MASTERPIECE TO U.S.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/4581136/5.4million--Turner-masterpiece-lost-to-the-British-nation.html 
CRITIC GETS EXERCISED BY ‘STARRY STARRY NIGHT’
(It’s simple, really. It says, “Look at this!”)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturecritics/richarddorment/4568827/Van-Gogh-and-the-Colours-of-the-Night-review.html
But, after all that, I still have no idea whether Van Gogh intended the picture to be read as a pantheistic celebration of the natural world, an apocalyptic vision of a universe in chaos, or a bitter reflection on the indifference of nature to man and all his works. Not only is there nothing else quite like it within Van Gogh's own work, there is nothing else like it in art.

Film review
RAINER: PINK PANTHER 2 STINKS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0207/p25s05-almo.html 

And in the end. . .
COOL WHIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA7X_zZAudg 

 

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2/9/09
DAILY CONCERT
BLOSSOM DEARIE
QUIET NIGHTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_yRQ_FouY
LIVE IN '85
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WQBxL53HE0
I'M HIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPzt3A4Se_U
I LIKE LONDON IN THE RAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHUVWEgHAy8
MAX NEUHAUS
SOUND ARTWORK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8KA4gtkZfU
ORFF: O FORTUNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26cLRBDt6g4
 

SLIDE SHOW: CHINESE NEW YEAR IN SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/02/08/BA3V15PN9G.DTL&o=3 

RUN, EAT, RUN, THROW UP
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/07/national/a122801S77.DTL 

TWINS BEAT HANGING
Court couldn’t decide which to prosecute
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7876221.stm 

PICS: AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/feb/09/24-hours-in-pictures-gallery?picture=342985799 

R.I.P. BLOSSOM DEARIE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/09/arts/music/09dear.html?ref=obituaries

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

ASTOUNDING: HEROIC PROTESTERS RAM JAPAN WHALING SHIP
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Protesters_ram_Japanese_whaling_ship_0206.html

WELLS FARGO BANK PREZ DEFENDS VEGAS PARTY!
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnewser/2009/02/a-bank-defends.html 

IS ARMY MISSING NERVE GAS?
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,705283634,00.html 

LINDORFF: THE NATION NEEDS A FIGHTER, NOT A GLAD-HANDER
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/266 
If the disaster of the so-called "stimulus" bill just passed by the Senate doesn't convince President Obama and his advisers that the strategy of "bipartisanship" that he has been espousing is a political suicide, nothing will. The Republican Party, with the willing help of conservative Democrats like Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) and Democratic turncoats like Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT), has forced Obama to agree to a joke of a stimulus package that is nearly half composed of tax breaks which will do nothing to bolster the economy (since most of the money will end up either paying down credit card debt or buying Chinese and Sri Lankan imports) and that is stripped of $40 billion to help struggling state and local governments.

OBAMA BENDS OVER BACKWARDS FOR REPIGS---THEY DON’T CARE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/09/gop-failure-to-compromise/ 

67 PERCENT BACK OBAMA, 58 PERCENT REJECT REPIGS
http://www.gallup.com/poll/114202/Obama-Upper-Hand-Stimulus-Fight.aspx 

BOSTON GETS SANE,
BANS CIGARETTE SALES IN DRUG STORES

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/08/eveningnews/main4784060.shtml

Terrorists
LIMBAUGH LOWER NOW. . .HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/08/AR2009020802344.html?hpid=topnews
Backed by Rush, the Repigs “just say no.” (Getting’ enough to eat, there, Rush boy?)
REPUGNICAN CHAIR: STIMULUS WON’T CREATE JOBS
Especially since the Repugs forced it into massive compromise
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Steele_Government_construction_jobs_dont_count_0208.html

All-melty dollar
20,000 NISSAN JOBS. . .PFFFFFT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Nissan_to_slash_20000_jobs_0209.html 

People’s Repugnic
A YANGTZE TOUR OF FAILING CHINA
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/malcolmmoore/ 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/china-economic-slowdown/

Jesus H. Christ!
ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS---KILL THOSE IRAQIS
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article21921.htm 
But once the WMDs failed to materialize, American Christians did not seem to engage in any remorse or regret over all the Iraqis who had been killed in the invasion. It was all marked up as simply an honest mistake. At the same time, hardly anyone called for a formal investigation into whether the president and the vice president had intentionally misled Americans into supporting the war based on bogus exaggerations of the WMD threat.
INTERVIEW: HOLOCAUST-DENYING BISHOP
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,606323,00.html
CHRISTIANS’ VS. ATHEISTS IN LONDON BUS WARS
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1877658,00.html

Comment
RICH: THE COMING TORRENT OF POPULIST OUTRAGE
http://www.alternet.org/democracy/125918/daschle%27s_demise_is_just_the_beginning%3A_get_ready_for_a_torrent_of_populist_outrage/ 
This is why “Slumdog Millionaire,” which pits a hard-working young man in Mumbai against a corrupt nexus of money and privilege, has become America’s movie of the year. As Robert Reich, the former Clinton labor secretary, wrote after Daschle’s fall, Americans “resent people who appear to be living high off a system dominated by insiders with the right connections.”

Enviro Wacko
BOYARSKY: YES ON L.A. SOLAR BALLOT MEASURE
http://www.laobserved.com/boyarsky/2009/02/post_10.ph

Goobernatorial
NEWSOM, BROWN---THE GENERATION GAP CANDIDATES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/09/MNCB15N9TO.DTL
In 1974, Jerry Brown was a 36-year-old governor-elect and Gavin Newsom was a 6-year-old S.F. lad who once sat on Brown's lap. As they run for governor in 2010, many wonder how this huge age gap will play out.

Unprofessional sports
OSTLER ON A-ROID
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/09/SP8Q15PS9B.DTL
Because A-Rod is so big, his steroid apology will have to be an apology on steroids. It will have to move people. Rodriguez will have to deliver the Gettysburg Address of steroid mea-culpa speeches.

Unreal Estate
DOWNTOWN L.A. CONDOS AUCTIONED OFF
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/02/weekend_curbedwire_unofficial_results_for_rowan_auction.php 

Animals in the news!
DUBAI URGED TO RELEASE RARE WHALE SHARK FROM HOTEL TANK
Damn humans. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/09/shark-dubai
IDIOTS ARRESTED FOR BARBECUING IGUANA
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pair_arrested_for_eating_Iguana_on_Facebook&in_article_id=526701&in_page_id=2 
50 NEW SPECIES OF DINOSAUR DISCOVERED IN BRITAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4570361/Dinosaur-hunter-unearths-nearly-50-new-species-in-Britains-own-Jurassic-Park.html 
DOG GENE MAY HELP WOLF SURVIVAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7872826.stm

Science
A KISS IS JUST A HORMONE SURGE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/4558541/Kissing-feels-so-pleasurable-due-to-hormone-surge-find-scientists.html

Oh, by the way. . .
WATCH: NOCAL GRANDMA SPENDS 20 YEARS
HELPING CHILDREN OF NEPAL

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/02/07/MN7P15HD60.DTL&o=1 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .
NEANDERTHAL MUSIC
No, no, not rap
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7874415.stm 

Obit
SOUND SCULPTOR MAX NEUHAUS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/09/arts/music/09neuhaus.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

THE LOST ARK OF CHOCOLATE. . .
It’s the rare criollo bean

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1877398,00.html 

S. AFRICA’S TOP SHARK-SPOTTER
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0209/p07s04-woaf.html
Patrick Davids left behind a life plagued by alcoholism and drug addiction to keep swimmers and surfers safe along one of the world's most perilous coastlines.

Books
NEW W.R. HEARST BIO
Correctly touts his populist newspaper concept
http://www.thenational.ae/article/20090206/REVIEW/509314316/1093/ART 
Whyte also takes Hearst’s populism seriously: “Hearst hammered away frenetically, day after day, week after week, at privately held trusts in ice, water, gas, sugar, rubber, coal and railways. As an activist and community servant, Hearst was operating with a vigour, scope and conviction unprecedented in American newspapers.” Whyte disputes the notion that Hearst was a careless businessman – he used family money to finance his purchase of the Journal, but he eventually made money. Even so, Hearst was “far more interested in making a great paper than in turning a profit.”

Musique
ORFF DESPISED NAZI AESTHETICS, DID WELL IN THE THIRD REICH
http://www.opendemocracy.net/article/carl-orff-beyond-nazi-musi
Orff may have despised the Nazis for their lack of aesthetic sensibility (!), as his biographer puts it, but he kept his opinions to himself and prospered under the Third Reich. He was no ideologue, merely an opportunist, biding his time until the death of Hans Pfitzner and Richard Strauss would make him the first composer of the Third Reich. Orff hoped, in vain as it turned out, that the Hitler Youth movement would adopt his Schulwerk and he accepted a commission to write music for A Midsummer Night’s Dream to replace that of the banned Mendelssohn--a compromised political record, in short.
GREAT COMPOSERS, LOUSY REVIEWS
http://www.slate.com/id/2210339/pagenum/all
Those mal mots were gathered by conductor, theorist, and scholar Nicholas Slonimsky in his classic Lexicon of Musical Invective. First published in 1953, the book is still in print. The author himself had caught his share of slings and arrows as a young conductor who was determined to promote what the time called "ultra-modern" music. Now Slonimsky is remembered for premiering important pieces by Edgard Varese and Charles Ives, among others.

For Art’s Sake
SLIDE SHOW: VAN GOGH AND THE COLORS OF THE NIGHT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/4569249/Van-Gogh-and-the-Colours-of-the-Night.html 
BREASTS IN ART
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/02/art_female_breasts_in_art.html 

And in the end. . .
CHINESE MOUNTAIN CAT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Mountain_Cat
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/08/photogalleries/cat-pictures/ 
 

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2/6/09
DAILY CONCERT
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm6NeM-6vBE
SIT DOWN, I THINK I LOVE YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0jH6riN7Y
BLUEBIRD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MamwKMjo_TQ
ROCK AND ROLL WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbXKEjIApac
IN THE HOUR OF NOT QUITE RAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsHZonG4gfU
GO AND SAY GOODBYE (Beatles period)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzxAQslbhw
 

WAVE GOODBYE TO THE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/06/1?picture=342872114 

LOONEY, PROMISCUOUS GAY TEACHER ALLOWED TO KEEP JOB
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/4537228/Gay-teacher-who-boasted-of-promiscuous-lifestyle-told-Keep-teaching.html 

LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR OF SF ’06 QUAKE DIES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/05/BAFC15OG9R.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea

CRAZY “LONELY” OCTUPLET MOM HAD SIX EMBRYOS IMPLANTED
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1877434,00.html 

WORLD’S SMALLEST CAR
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?World%92s_smallest_car_unveiled&in_article_id=522125&in_page_id=34 

R.I.P. JAMES WHITMORE
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-james-whitmore7-2009feb07,0,1015401.story

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT:

INTERVIEW: AMERICAN HERO
 http://www.democracynow.org/2009/2/5/utah_student_who_thwarted_auction_of
Interior Secretary Ken Salazar has canceled a controversial last-minute Bush administration attempt to auction off nearly 150,000 acres of wilderness in southern Utah.Amy Goodman speaks to university student Tim DeChristopher, who was able to delay the sale by posing as a bidder and buying up thousands of acres.

DEAL REACHED ON STIMULUS BILL
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/congress_stimulus

Israelity
ISRAEL TO OBAMA: DO OUR BIDDING, OR ELSE
http://www.reuters.com/article/GCA-BarackObama/idUSTRE51538A20090206 
LIKUD STRONGMAN ‘BIBI’ NETANYAHU
POISED TO RETURN TO POWER

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,605985,00.html 

KRUGMAN: HOW CAN THERE BE BIPARTISANSHIP---
WHEN REPUGS TAKE ORDERS STRAIGHT FROM LIMBAUGH?

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/06/krugman-gop-senators-limbaugh/ 

WALL STREET CEOs CHARGED HOOKERS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Wall_Street_CEOs_investment_bankers_charged_0206.html

BOXER STICKS IT TO ASSHOLE LINDSAY GRAHAM
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/boxer-graham-theres-no-business-show- 

OBAMA ON THE ATTACK
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/obama-if-youre-driving-toward-cliff- 
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/05/obama-takes-aim-at-his-stimulus-opponents-youre-headed-for-a-cliff/ 
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_delivers_fiery_speech_to_Democrats_0205.html 
Names economic panel
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/07/business/07web-econ.html 

Mashed Media
GREAT NEWS: MURDOCH LOSES $6 BILLION---
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/News_Corp_cuts_jobs_after_huge_quar_02052009.html 
---AND SUPPOSEDLY BACKS OFF EFFORT TO BUY NYT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003939158 

Terrorism
600,000 JOBS GONE IN ONE MONTH---
REPUGS ASK, WHAT’S THE HURRY TO FIX THINGS?

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/06/gop-senators-no-recovery-rush/
BECK SAYS AL GORE IS CREATING ‘HITLER YOUTH’
Put this stupid bastard in Gitmo
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/al-gore-creating-another-hitler-yout 

OLBERMANN TO CHENEY: LEAVE THE COUNTRY
He could go work for Israel---wait a second, he already does. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Olbermann_Its_time_for_Cheney_to_0205.html 

Auto Motive
ONCE-MIGHTY TOYOTA’S LOSSES MOUNT
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSSP15334720090206 
TOYOTA LOSSES TRIPLING!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/07/business/worldbusiness/07toyota.html?_r=1&emc=eta1 

Comment
CHOPRA: MILITARY RESPONSES TO TERROR ATTACKS WILL ALWAYS FAIL
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/125563/why_military_responses_to_terror_attacks_are_always_doomed_to_fail/ 
No matter how just our cause, we are seen as aggressors, and may just as likely suffer the death of a thousand cuts, just like Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, the British Empire and the Soviet Union. Without establishing a foundation of legitimacy, and hope, or any semblance of the rule of law, a purely military strategy will likely be defeated in the end.
RAIMUNDO: ENDGAME? AFGHANISTAN IS WAR WITHOUT END
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14201 
It's the same old game, only with different players. Instead of Iraq, it's going to be Afghanistan and Pakistan. But, one has to ask – why? What's the rationale, this time? The liberation of Afghan women? That'll get the feminists. The myth of bin Laden's presence? That'll convince the more credulous. Good old fashioned do-gooder-ism will get the Hollywood liberals, who will jump at the chance to get all patriotic. The Republicans will support it, while urging a more aggressive war policy – and the Keynesians will love it, because, after all, any kind of government spending is good, it doesn't matter if you build roads, pyramids, or empires. It's all good.
LINDORFF: GLOOMY OUTLOOK FROM BUSINESS EXPERTS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/265
What the country really needs at this point is straight talk and creative new ideas—not returns to policies of the ‘90s, ‘80s, ‘70s or perhaps even the ‘30s.Obama needs to hear from experts who know that the economy of the United States is not going to rebound to anything like where it was in the last few years, and that drastic new programs and approaches are needed if the US is not to continue a slow slide into third world status. And the American public needs to hear the same honest news.

People’s Repugnic
LAST HOUSE STANDING
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?One_homeowner_defies_%A3300m_development&in_article_id=524173&in_page_id=64 
CHINA’S INSANE ETIQUETTE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/

Spaced Out
40,000 OTHER PLANETS HOST LIFE---SCIENTISTS
(Try 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. . .for starters.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/4521885/40000-planets-could-be-home-to-aliens.html
ARE WE BRINGING OUR GERMS TO MARS?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1877434,00.html 

Technically. . .
MORFORD ON TECHNOLOGY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/06/notes020609.DTL 
It is reported that the Buddha once delivered a sermon to his devoted monks that consisted entirely of the Holy One sitting in complete silence, holding up a flower. It is said that only one monk in the crowd got the message, and smiled. There's a lesson in there somewhere.

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Obit
BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD DRUMMER DEWEY MARTIN
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-dewey-martin6-2009feb06,0,7781666.story

Lost Angeles
THE MURDER MYSTERY MANSION OF LOS ANGELES

House has sat untouched, unchanged since murders too place there in 1959
by Bob Pool
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mansion6-2009feb06,0,5292279.story 

Where ya goin’?
A FAMILY VACATION IN. . .VIETNAM?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0205/p18s01-litr.html

SCIENTISTS RESEARCH THE REAL ROBINSON CRUSOE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,605963,00.html 

Hey, Be-attle!
MCCARTNEY/COLBERT OUTTAKE
Pretty funny. . .
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/128maccacolbert.html 

Film
WHAT WAS TARKOVSKY’S “STALKER” ABOUT?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/06/andrei-tarkovsky-stalker-russia-gulags-chernobyl

And in the end. . .
OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES
http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com/
 

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2/5/09
DAILY CONCERT
PAUL HORN, ALTO SAX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPJgHhmWa8E 
KEROUAC READS (STEVE ALLEN PLAYS?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MjPtem6ZbE
KEROUAC AND STEVE ALLEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzCF6hgEfto
SO WHAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEC8nqT6Rrk
MY FAVORITE THINGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_n-gRS_wdI 
DANCING IN YOUR HEAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72SVN9sO4P4
POETRY AND MUSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JpQQElyASc
COMING SOON! THE BEATNIKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxYHLoEXhr8
Skylines:
SARAH PALIN MAULED BY MOOSE, IN CRITICAL CONDITION
A headline we someday hope to be able to post

MAN KILLS 40,000 RATS, WINS TV
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4523074/Bangladesh-man-kills-40000-rats-in-one-year.html 

VALIANT EFFORT TO SAVE POSSUM SHOT IN HEAD
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/takes_a_village_to_save_a.php

‘OSAMA BIN LADEN’ BIDS FOR AUSSIE ISLAND
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2009/feb/05/osama-bin-laden-australia-tropical-island-job 

SLIDE SHOW: ZOO ANIMALS STRUGGLE IN UK SNOWSTORMS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/05/zoology-conservation?picture=342816562 

HUDSON RIVER PLANE CRASH AUDIO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7872621.stm 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

MUST WATCH: LEWIS BLACK ON CONGRESS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Lewis_Black_GOP_Rep._could_own_0205.html


TRANSPORT SHIPS TURNED
INTO FLOATING PARKING GARAGES

Full of cars that no one is buying
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/02/transport-ships-as-parking-lots.php 
TOYOTA IDLES ALL ASSEMBLY LINES BUT ONE
http://money.cnn.com/2009/02/05/news/international/toyota_assembly/


LINDORFF: OBAMA’S BETRAYAL
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/264 
Just two weeks after his historic inauguration ceremony, Obama’s presidency is lurching towards failure, and not because three of his administration picks have been found to be tax cheats, but because nearly all of his administration picks are corporate whores and shills.

EVIL CRETIN BECK PLAYS THE ‘OBAMA IS A COMMIE’ CARD
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/beck-obama-has-us-road-not-just-soci 

OBAMA CANCELS BUSH’S ENERGY RAPE OF UTAH
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-na-oil-leases5-2009feb05,0,2746939.story 

OBAMA KEEPS RELIGION IN GOV’T
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_to_create_faithbased_office_0205.html
The new Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships is expected to advise the new president on domestic and foreign policy issues and to forge links with faith-based organizations overseas.

ROVE AGAIN SAYS HE WON’T COMPLY WITH WHITE HOUSE SUBPOENAS
Put him in Gitmo
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rove_says_he_wont_comply_with_0205.html

All-melty dollar
NAMES ON THE MADOFF LIST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/feb/05/madoff-client-list 
BANK OF ENGLAND INTEREST RATES LOWEST IN 300 YEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/interestrates/4523940/Bank-of-England-cuts-interest-rates-by-0.5-per-cent.html 

Comment
ROBERTS: THE WAR ON TERROR IS A HOAX
It always has been. . .
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21906.htm 
If America were infected with terrorists, we would not need the government to tell us. We would know it from events. As there are no events, the US government substitutes warnings in order to keep alive the fear that causes the public to accept pointless wars, the infringement of civil liberty, national ID cards, and inconveniences and harassments when they fly. . . The US and Israel have set a very bad example for al Qaeda to follow. The US deals with al Qaeda and Taliban by assassinating their leaders, and Israel deals with Hamas by assassinating its leaders. It is reasonable to assume that al Qaeda would deal with the instigators and leaders of America’s wars in the Middle East in the same way.
HIGHTOWER: WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT HELL-BENT ON
REWARDING GREED, NARCISSISM, INCOMPETENCE?

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/125203/why_is_the_government_hell-bent_on_rewarding_greed%2C_incompetence_and_narcissism/ 
Rescue the system, yes. But not those who wrecked it. Wall Street's culture of excess should not be rewarded, and any bailout should begin by insisting that all of those who did this to America be fired.
THE CO-PRESIDENT AT WORK
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22060 
But for much of the second term of the Bush-Cheney administration, we have been pretending. The man who held decisive authority in the White House during the Bush years has so far remained unaccountable for the aggrandizement and abuse of executive power; for the imposition of repressive laws whose contents were barely known by the legislature that passed them; for the instigation of domestic spying without disclosure or oversight; for the dissemination of false evidence to take the country into war; for the design and conduct of what the constitutional framers would have called an imperium in imperio, a government within the government.

PALIN BLASTS WILDLIFE DEFENDERS
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/02/04/sarah-palin-blasts-defenders-of-wildlife-for-new-anti-palin-campaign/ 

Enviro Wacko
NO STORMS, NO BIG WAVES IN CALIF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/04/MNA9150K66.DTL 

Mashed Media
HOW TO SAVE YOUR NEWSPAPER
This guy thinks that charging to read newspapers on-line will solve the problem. . .More stupid crackpot-ism.
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1877191,00.html 
DUMBASS LAT REDESIGNS WEBSITE AGAIN
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/whats_coming_to_the_times.php 

(Lack of) Health
ONE WOMAN’S BREAST HORROR TALE
http://www.alternet.org/sex/125164/women_have_boobs_--_get_over_it/
It wasn’t just the boys. A campaign of complete lechery from one of my teachers distressed me sufficiently for me to bunk off lessons. He stared at my tits in class, made lewd comments about me in front of everybody and, when I lost weight as a result of being so anxious and upset, chided me because he "liked his women with curves." When I finally plucked up the courage to complain to my (female) head of year I was simply told: "Don’t worry dear, I’m sure he didn’t mean it."
Related:
Woman speaks out against implants
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Stevies_WAG_Alex_warns_against_boob_jobs&in_article_id=521529&in_page_id=7 

Obit
WARREN KIMBRO
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/nyregion/05kimbro.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Musique
INTERVIEW: THE BULLSHIT ARTIST WHO WILL RUIN L.A.’S ‘RING CYCLE’
http://www.metoperafamily.org/operanews/issue/article.aspx?id=5121&issueID=330 
Freyer interprets the characters in the Ring as "quasi" persons, or split personalities. They do not exist in a single way. Some of the costumes, therefore, are mere façades, and the singers can come out from behind them. "Wotan can come out, and I can show, ‘I play this person, Wotan, and I am a singer.’ The singer can come out from the costume, the illusion is broken, and a new idea is coming: ‘Ah, that’s the sense of Wotan that comes out and tells us this.’ Or Wotan has a shadow, and the shadow does a different thing than Wotan tells. Or he has a double, a mirror of Wotan, and the mirror remembers the past and goes back."

Lost Angeles
THIS IS WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO NICE, UNPRETENTIOUS WEST L.A. NEIGHBORHOODS
Where working class families once raised kids in two-bedroom, one-bath houses. . .
http://listings.listhub.net/pages/SOCALMLS/F1786805/?channel=zillow 

SEX, DRUGS, AND CHOCOLATE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/4371594/Sex-Drugs-and-Chocolate-the-Science-of-Pleasure-by-Paul-Martin---review.html

TeeVee
MATT SMITH CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT DR. WHO
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Matt_Smith:_I_cant_stop_thinking_about_The_Doctor&in_article_id=521514&in_page_id=7 

And in the end. . .
GIANT SNAKE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2009/feb/05/colombia-snake-fossils 
 

2/4/09
DAILY CONCERT
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyaTIXdN5fI
STREETS OF LONDON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA3alipmyH4
KEW GARDENS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkQvGKuKlM
FIELDS OF ST. ETIENNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2UX7_kpNHg
Y DERYN PUR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVEIP6I8PY
EARTH SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOf8T5PDOhM
THE SPARROW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNEHb6_sdG4
ONE FINE DAY (MADAME BUTTERFLY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7kNFmlxfqM
GOODBYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhEtYdZ3Wo
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VrrDfQ_nAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maOtX4tXyb4

Skylines:
Quotatious: "I've been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest time." ---Rod Blagojevich.
"Well, you're on in the worst way, believe me." ---David Letterman.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Blago_tells_Letterman_Trust_me_Ill_0204.html 

JOE THE PLUMBER DIES IN FLAMING CAR WRECK
A headline we someday hope to be able to post

LAID OFF? GO WORK IN INDIA
Offshore yourself!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/IBM_invites_laidoff_U.S._employees_to_0203.html 

THIS IS YOUR PILOT SLURRING
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/this-is-your-pilot-slurring-garbled-message-from-cockpit-sparks-passenger-rebellion-1544993.html 

GERMANY’S ELEPHANTS ENJOY CHRISTMAS TREE DINNERS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,605502,00.html

WORLD’S YOUNGEST TRANSSEXUAL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/4511986/Worlds-youngest-sex-change-operation.html 

WORLD'S SMALLEST GIANT
http://www.houseofdeception.com/pages/Midget%20Wrestler%20Fuzzy%20Cupid.html

MAN KILLED BY MOBILE PHONE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4452360/Exploding-mobile-phone-kills-man-in-China.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT:

THE TEN-YEAR-OLD DIVORCEE OF PARIS
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1876652,00.html

Lost Angeles
SILVERLAKE IN GRIPS OF GANG CRIME
Single males targeted by punks
http://la.curbed.com/ 
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/02/silver_lake_isnt_alone.php

GOOGLE SOFTWARE: TRACK YOUR FRIENDS!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Google_offers_software_to_track_people_0204.html 

CALIF. SCHOOLS ON BRINK OF COLLAPSE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/03/BACC15MHFJ.DTL&tsp=1

All-melty dollar
‘STIMULUS’ NEARS A TRILLION BUCKS

Uhh. . .where is this money coming from?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/04/us/politics/04stimulus.html?_r=1&ref=politics 
The Senate pushed the cost of the economic recovery package above $900 billion yesterday with amendments that added “billions for medical research and tax breaks for car buyers.” At the same time, the Senate rejected an amendment “that would have added $25 billion in public works projects to to the recovery bill, including highway construction, public transportation and water and sewer projects.”
JEWISH GROUPS MOBILIZE FOR STIMULUS PACKAGE
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/02/03/1002720/jewish-groups-mobilize-for-stimulus-package
“Jewish values and Jewish interests are deeply bound up with the policy selections of what will be funded,” said Rabbi David Saperstein, the Religious Action Center's director and counsel. “These are issues of core concern.”
$500,000 CAP ON EXEC PAY IN BAILOUTS?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/04/business/04pay.html?_r=1&hp
PANASONIC CUTS 15,000 JOBS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/technology/companies/05panasonic.html?hp
JEWISH FOUNDATIONS LOST AT LEAST $2.3 BILLION IN MADOFF SCANDAL
http://blogs.jta.org/philanthropy/article/2009/01/29/1002636/jewish-foundations-lost-at-least-23-billion-with-madoff 
Shapiro Foundation will make no new grants this year
http://blogs.jta.org/philanthropy/article/2009/02/02/1002696/shapiro-foundation-hit-hard-by-madoff-will-make-no-new-grants-in-2009 

Bush Leagues
BUSH LOYALISTS OUT TO SABOTAGE OBAMA

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Maddow_Obama_being_undermined_by_Bush_0203.html 
related:
CHENEY WARNS OF NEW TERROR ATTACKS
Well, he should know, seeing as he deliberately allowed the last one
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/04/cheney-high-probability-attack/ 
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0209/18390.html 
MAN CALLS ROVE ‘TRAITOR’ AT COLLEGE SPEECH
That's a start
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_11622992?source=rss

U.S. THREATENS BRITS OVER ‘TORTURE EVIDENCE’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/majornews/4513620/US-accused-of-threatening-Britain-over-terrorism-torture-evidence.html 
The US Government has threatened to halt intelligence co-operation with Britain in a row over the alleged torture of a 'terrorism' detainee at Guantanamo Bay being made public.

Iraq and Roll
IRAQI SUICIDE BOMBER RECRUITMENT TOOL: RAPE
What a fine country we are spending $3.5 trillion on!
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25006615-663,00.html 

Obama Nation
LET’S TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS. . .OBAMA ‘SCREWED UP’---
BECAUSE DASCHLE DIDN’T PAY HIS TAXES

http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/president-obama-i-screwed 
THE MEA CULPA MARATHON
http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/02/04/obamas-mea-culpa-marathon/ 

Jesus H. Christ!
’HOLOCAUST BISHOP’ TOLD TO RECANT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7869995.stm 

Comment
HEDGES: IT’S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/125192/it%27s_not_going_to_be_ok/ 
The daily bleeding of thousands of jobs will soon turn our economic crisis into a political crisis. The street protests, strikes and riots that have rattled France, Turkey, Greece, Ukraine, Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Bulgaria and Iceland will descend on us. It is only a matter of time.
REYNOLDS: THE SEMI-ATTACKED POLITICANS’ CLUB
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/2009/02/the_semiattacked_politicians_c.html
PARRY: FIRST, JAIL ALL OF BUSH’S LAWYERS
http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2009/020409Parry.shtml
The logic of targeting former Justice Department lawyers – the likes of John Yoo and Jay Bybee – is that they were the linchpin for justifying acts that were clearly illegal; they provided the paper cover for both the interrogators in the field and the senior officials back in Washington.

Animals in the news!
ASHLEY JUDD SLAMS PALIN FOR WOLF SLAUGHTER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Judd_goes_after_Palin_over_aerial_0203.html 
WHAT WOULD THE WORLD BE LIKE WITHOUT VULTURES?
http://www.slate.com/id/2209166/pagenum/all
A mysterious die-off of Asian white-backed vultures has led to a pileup of domestic animal carcasses and an increase in the population of rodents and feral dogs. It turned out that an anti-inflammatory drug—diclofenac—used on sick livestock kills vultures even in low doses. Though the Indian government is phasing out the veterinary use of the drug, the vulture population hasn't rebounded.

(Lack of) Health
LEPROSY DRUG HOLDS PROMISE FOR MS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090130182928.htm 

Technically. . .
COMPUTER HAS POWER OF TWO MILLION LAPTOPS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/technology/4451095/US-supercomputer-will-have-power-of-two-million-laptops.html 

Obit
MILLARD FULLER
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/04/us/04fuller.html?ref=obituaries 

Oh, by the way. . .
MANY GERMAN SCHOOLS STILL NAMED AFTER NAZIS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,605223,00.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

MAD MATHEMATICIAN ANALYZES THE BEATLES
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB123325321424929493-lMyQjAxMDI5MzAzNDIwNTQzWj.html
Mr. Brown's latest project is figuring out which Beatle wrote "In My Life." Both Messrs. Lennon and McCartney claim to have written the majority of the tune.
To settle the dispute, Mr. Brown is feeding hundreds of Beatles songs with known authorship into a computer program. In academia, his specialty is graph theory, which examines networks of points--called "nodes"--and arrows connecting them--known as "edges." In this problem, each chord in the Beatles canon is a node, and edges connect chords played in succession. With a few dozen songs entered, the graphs are taking shape: Mr. Lennon's looks like a demented flower, with loops everywhere, representing his trademark repeated chords, while Mr. McCartney's is more freeform. When Mr. Brown is finished, he'll plug "In My Life" into his program and see which graph fits it better.

Musique
(RARE) INTERVIEW: MARY HOPKIN
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m2d3-EXCLUSIVE-A-few-very-precious-memories-with-singer-Mary-Hopkin-Those-Were-the-Days 

J.K. ROWLING APOLOGIZES TO FRANCE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Rowling_sorry_for_Voldemorts_name&in_article_id=519409&in_page_id=34 

GEORGE CARLIN’S LONG GOODBYE
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1876907,00.html 

Lost Angeles
CLIFTON’S: WHERE L.A. FINDS ITSELF
http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la-fo-cliftons4-2009feb04,0,6044348.story 

Auto-Motive
CITROEN RELAUNCHES CLASSIC DESIGN
Car that looked like a ladybug returns
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/4448440/Citroen-to-relaunch-iconic-DS.html 

Books
EDWARD CARPENTER, 18TH CENTURY FATHER OF THE 21ST CENTURY
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5604123.ece 

For Art’s Sake
HASIGUCHI
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/02/art_hashiguchi_goyo.html 

Where ya goin’?
GREAT TRAVEL PICS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/4512919/The-Big-Picture-photography-competition-round-36.html 

REALLY STUPID ON-LINE GAME
http://howoldareyou.net/ 

And in the end. . .
ALL THUMBS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4448874/Boy-born-with-24-fingers-and-toes.html
 

"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
2/3/09
DAILY CONCERT
REMEMBERING BUDDY HOLLY
BEATLES---MAYBE BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inzeqgkfJkw 
BEATLES---WORDS OF LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBkQQilRg9k
BEATLES---CRYING, WAITING, HOPING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQbwSye-cRY
PEGGY SUE---LENNON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdEie031TF4
PEGGY SUE---MCCARTNEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTAta1y7dIo
PEGGY SUE---BUDDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhgO8rZs1Fg
THAT'LL BE THE DAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_wJEGmfQE
NOT FADE AWAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd6zBMZ423g 
 

MILLIONS GET CHANCE TO LICK CATE BLANCHETT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7867661.stm 

‘RED BULL’ KILLS COLLEGE KID
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4437065/Red-Bull-may-have-triggered-heart-condition-that-killed-student.html 

LISTEN: CHRISTIAN BALE HAS A GOOD TIME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4446413/Christian-Bale-goes-ballistic-on-set-of-Terminator-Salvation-movie.html 

SPRINGSTEEN PLAGIARIZED KISS?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4445791/Bruce-Springsteen-in-plagiarism-row.html 

ASTOUNDING: HUMAN FLYING SQUIRRELS
http://vimeo.com/1778399 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

MILITARY TURNS AGAINST OBAMA
Doesn’t want him to spoil its fun in Iraq
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/02/generals-seek-to-reverse_n_163070.html 
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21884.htm 
Petraeus, Gates and Odierno had hoped to sell Obama on a plan that they formulated in the final months of the Bush administration that aimed at getting around a key provision of the U.S.-Iraqi withdrawal agreement signed envisioned re-categorising large numbers of combat troops as support troops. That subterfuge was by the United States last November while ostensibly allowing Obama to deliver on his campaign promise.

LINDORFF: GENERALS' REVOLT THREATENS OBAMA PRESIDENCY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/263
If Commander in Chief Obama allows this insubordination and political opposition to exist among his senior generals, his presidency is toast. He will be a prisoner to a militarist policy in Iraq and Afghanistan that will drag down his presidency in the same way that Lyndon Johnson’s presidency was destroyed by the generals running the Vietnam War. Furthermore, just as Republicans in Congress saw Clinton’s weakness in his dealings with the Joint Chiefs and began dogging his every more, they, and Obama’s opponents among the Blue Dog Democrats in Congress, will see weakness and move against him.

U.S. GIFT TO IRAQ: 1 MILLION KILLED, 4.5 MILLION DISPLACED,
2 MILLION WIDOWS, 5 MILLION ORPHANS

Mission accomplished, Mr. Bush!
http://uruknet.info/?p=m51459&hd=&size=1&l=e 
Iraq arrests recruiter of female suicide bombers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/03/iraq-suicide-bomb-recruiter-suspect 

CHALMERS JOHNSON: USA IS COMPLETELY BROKE,
YET CONTINUES TO FUND FANTASY WARS

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/124881/america_is_completely_broke%2C_and_here_we_are_funding_fantasy_wars_at_the_pentagon/ 
Given our economic crisis, the estimated trillion dollars we spend each year on the military and its weaponry is simply unsustainable. Even if present fiscal constraints no longer existed, we would still have misspent too much of our tax revenues on too few, overly expensive, overly complex weapons systems that leave us ill-prepared to defend the country in a real military emergency. We face a double crisis at the Pentagon: we can no longer afford the pretense of being the Earth's sole superpower, and we cannot afford to perpetuate a system in which the military-industrial complex makes its fortune off inferior, poorly designed weapons.

DASCHLE WITHDRAWS, TAKES PINK TIE WITH HIM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090203/ap_on_go_pr_wh/daschle_taxes

OBAMA NOMINATES GREGG FOR COMMERCE
Despite the fact that he once supported abolishing the department
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/03/judd-gregg-commerce/ 

OBAMA TAPS GREAT TAMMY DUCKWORTH FOR V.A. JOB
http://news.prnewswire.com/ViewContent.aspx?ACCT=109&STORY=/www/story/02-03-2009/0004965387&EDATE= 

HILLARY CALLS FOR (YAWN) PALESTINIAN STATE
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Clinton_calls_for_independent_Pales_02032009.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA THUGS SNARL, RAGE OVER SHOE-THROWING
Too bad it didn’t break Wen Jiabao’s nose
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7866636.stm 

CALIFORNIA IS BROKE
Start planting veggies by the curb, folks. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/California_goes_broke_halts_3.5_billion_0202.html 

Post-shrub
DOZENS OF SECRET BUSH MEMOS REVEALED

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Dozens_of_secret_Bush_terror_memos_0203.html 
Among the memos' titles: "Criminal Charges against U.S. terrorists"; "Options for Interpreting the Geneva Convention" and "Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to military operations abroad or in U.S."
ROVE WILL COOPERATE WITH DOJ PROBES---ATTY.
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/attorney-rove-will-cooperate-doj-prob 

All-melty dollar
MACY’S CUTS 1400 JOBS IN SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/03/MNCS15LO1E.DTL&type=business&tsp=1 

The Torture Never Stops
HOLLYWOOD CASH COW: TORTURE
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/124739/torture_chic%3A_why_is_the_media_glorifying_inhumane%2C_sadistic_behavior/ 

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA PREPARING LONG-RANGE MISSILE TEST?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7866705.stm 

SUU KYI TELLS U.N.: STAY AWAY UNTIL PRISONERS ARE RELEASED
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7864250.stm 

Enviro Wacko
ANOTHER TEN INCHES OF SNOW FOR BRITAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/4448275/Snow-Britain-Another-10-inches-of-snow-to-hit-by-Thursday.html 
SNOW ON ABBEY ROAD!
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/203abbeyroadsnow.html
IS PUNXUTAWNEY PHIL RESPONDING TO GLOBAL WARMING?
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/02/02/is-punxsutawney-phil-responding-to-global-warming/ 

Animals in the news
BRIT SNOW THREATENS GARDEN BIRDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/blog/2009/feb/03/birdwatching-snow-weather 
SICKEST IN SHOW: WORST GENETIC FLAWS IN PUREBRED DOGS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/03/petscol020309.DTL&type=pets 

(Lack of) Health
HYBRID EMBRYOS ARE ‘NO USE TO SCIENCE’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4446595/Controversial-hybrid-embryos-are-no-use-to-science-new-research-suggests.html
OSTEOPOROSIS HORROR STORY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/03/osteoporosis-health-back-pain 

World gone mad
HINDU EXTREMISTS VS. VALENTINE’S DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/4447238/Hindu-extremists-will-attack-Valentines-Day-couples.html

Obit
SAXOPHONIST HANK CRAWFORD
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/03/arts/music/03crawford.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

CATS AMONG THE RUINS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0203/p17s01-hfes.html

INTERVIEW: TREASURE HUNTER WHO FOUND BRIT WARSHIP
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,605306,00.html 

Musique
MENDELSSOHN: GREAT, OR MERELY ‘GIFTED?’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/4437553/Was-Mendelssohn-great-or-merely-gifted.html 

Hey, Be-attle!
INTERVIEW: HENRY GROSSMAN ON RARE BEATLES PHOTOS
Closest you’ll get to watching “Pepper” in the making
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m1d23-Unseen-Beatles-photos-have-a-melody-of-their-own 

REMEMBERING BUDDY HOLLY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/gallery/2009/feb/02/buddy-holly-50?picture=342675472 

Where ya goin’?
TOP TEN UK HOSTELS

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/feb/03/best-hostels-uk-budget-accomodation 

And in the end. . .
BISCUITS
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=BISCUITS&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

 

SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/02/punxsutawney-phil-winter-pennsylvania-snow 

SUPER PORN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Super_Bowl_interrupted_by_porn_in_0202.html 

PALIN LIES TO REPUGS TO GET OUT OF WEEKEND RETREAT
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/02/palin-lied-house-gop/

JOIN NOW! THE BUSH-CHENEY ALUMNI ASSOCIATION
We are not making this stuff up
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/02/bush-alumni-website/ 

WOMAN LEAVES HER MARK
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Tattoos_%91carved_on_lover_while_asleep%92&in_article_id=513759&in_page_id=34 

NO CELEB MIXING FOR OBAMA DAUGHTERS
Mom gets something right. . .letting them watch “High School Musical 3” was pretty awful. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/michelle-obama/4412686/Michelle-Obama-bans-daughters-Malia-and-Sasha-from-mixing-with-celebrities.html 

GRANDPARENTS’ AGONY AT LOSING CHILDREN TO A GAY COUPLE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4427191/Grandparents-anguish-at-losing-gay-couple-adoption-children.html 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0201/ 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/4436244/Pictures-of-the-day-2-February-2009.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

BRAVO! PROTESTER THROWS SHOE AT CHINA PREMIER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Protestor_throws_shoe_at_Wen_in_0202.html

OBAMA PRESERVES KIDNAPPING---
ER, ‘EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION’

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_preserves_rendition_in__0201.html

MASSIVE CHINA QUAKE WAS MANMADE---SCIENTISTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4434400/Chinese-earthquake-may-have-been-man-made-say-scientists.html 

All-melty dollar
400 RICHEST ASSHOLES’ INCOME DOUBLED UNDER BUSH
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=ar5uxG_wV87A&refer=us 
$4.9 TRILLION FOR THE WAR IN IRAQ
Economic meltdown is hardly all Wall Street’s doing. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rep._Frank_Iraq_will_be_largest_0201.html 
"And I don't understand why, from some of my conservative friends, building a road, building a school, helping somebody get health care, that's wasteful spending, but that war in Iraq, which is going to cost us over $1 trillion before we're through--yes, I wish we hadn't have done that. We'd have been in a lot better shape fiscally."
$50 BILLION FOR NUKE REACTORS SLIPPED INTO ‘STIMULUS’ BILL
http://org2.democracyinaction.org/o/5502/t/4100/campaign.jsp?campaign_KEY=993 
LINDORFF: FOLLOW THE MONEY---WAS THE CREDIT CRISIS OVERBLOWN?
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/262 
Meanwhile, the financial system did not collapse and while a few banks were failing, there were no runs on them, and martial law wasn’t invoked. One reason things didn’t fall apart when Congress didn’t immediately act as Paulson and Bernanke demanded, may be that there wasn’t any danger of a meltdown in the first place.
OBAMA STANDS BY TOM "PINK TIE" DASCHLE
And now he has cute little red glasses, too!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_absolutely_standing_by_Daschle_0202.html
DASCHLE’S DOPEY LETTER OF APOLOGY OVER TAX ‘MISTAKES’
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/02/former-senator.html 

Little Joe gotta go
LITTLE JOEY LIEBERMAN JOKES ABOUT WATERBOARDING
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/01/lieberman-alfalfa-dinner/  

Comment
BRONNER: THE BULLETS IN MY IN-BOX
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/weekinreview/25bronner.html?scp=1&sq=THE%20BULLETS%20IN%20MY%20IN-BOX&st=cse
Those for whom Israel is the victim and never the aggressor likewise saw in this war a reaffirmation of their beliefs — that Hamas, an Islamist terror group, hides its fighters behind women and children; that Israel’s army was an exemplar of restraint and respect, holding its fire when civilians were in sight, allowing tons of humanitarian aid in even while at war (what other army would be so decent?).
KRUGMAN: BAILOUTS FOR BUNGLERS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/02/opinion/02krugman.html 
Question: what happens if you lose vast amounts of other people’s money? Answer: you get a big gift from the federal government — but the president says some very harsh things about you before forking over the cash.
RICH: HERBERT HOOVER LIVES
Repugs are terrified of fiendish Limbaugh
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/opinion/01rich.html?scp=2&sq=FRANK%20RICH&st=cse 
Most pathetic of all was Phil Gingrey, a right-wing Republican congressman from Georgia, who mildly criticized both Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Politico because they “stand back and throw bricks” while lawmakers labor in the trenches. So many called Gingrey’s office to complain that the poor congressman begged Limbaugh to bring him on air to publicly recant on Wednesday. As Gingrey abjectly apologized to talk radio’s commandant for his “stupid comments” and “foot-in-mouth disease,” he sounded like the inmate in a B-prison-movie cowering before the warden after a failed jailbreak.

Enviro Wacko
BIGGEST SNOW IN BRITAIN IN 20 YEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/4433925/Snow-Britain-Heavy-snow-forecast-for-rest-of-week.html
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Anger_as_snow_catches_UK_unprepared&in_article_id=515379&in_page_id=34
HERE COMES. . .GOOGLE OCEAN!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/feb/01/google-earth-oceans-project 

Iraq and Roll
TWO WOMEN RUN FOR OFFICE IN IRAQ
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2009/jan/31/iraq-women-election 

JAPAN TESTS POND SCUM FOR JET BIOFUEL
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/02/01/greener-travel-japan-tests-pond-scum-as-jet-biofuel/ 

People’s Repugnic
26 MILLION JOBLESS DESERT CHINA CITIES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/feb/02/china-unemployment-unrest 

Animals in the news!
JAPANESE WHALERS WAR WITH ACTIVISTS IN ARCTIC
Why don’t they just stop eating the goddamn whales?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/01/international/i224441S04.DTL&tsp=1
WHALERS USING MILITARY GRADE CONCUSSION GRENADES---ACTIVISTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/4431565/Japanese-whalers-accused-of-military-grade-weapons-againt-protesters.html 
POOR ‘DANCING BEARS’ RESCUED
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Dancing_bears_are_rescued&in_article_id=513755&in_page_id=34 
TIGERS ‘TOOK THE SILK ROAD’ TO RUSSIA
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090126163011.htm 

Spaced Out
METHANE RAIN FORMS LAKE ON SATURN MOON
Now there's a headline you thought you'd never see. . .
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-titan-methane-rain.html

Mashed Media
THE STUPOR BOWL ADS, REVIEWED
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/02/MN0T15LDLS.DTL

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

BEATLES’ FORMER APPLE HQ IS UP FOR SALE
Buy it, Paul
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4427191/Grandparents-anguish-at-losing-gay-couple-adoption-children.html 

LLight Reading
HERE IT IS, FOLKS---THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/124193/the_key_to_happiness_that_no_one_--_not_even_the_happiness_gurus_--_are_discussing/
THE CANNIBALISTIC MEDICINE OF EUROPE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,604548,00.html

ost Angeles
ANGELS’ FLIGHT HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR EIGHT YEARS NOW
http://ladowntownnews.com/articles/2009/02/02/news/02-02-09-news01.txt
DOWNTOWN ‘BOOM’ (FOR THE RICH, ANYHOW) IS STALLED
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/01/la_mag_on_downtown_lower_your_expectations.php
PRE-FAB VENICE HOME LISTED FOR $2.7 MILLION
The Rip Post remembers when Venice was full of heroin addicts. . .it was nicer then.
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/01/marmol_radziner_prefab_venice_home_can_be_yours.php 

Obits
COMPOSER LUKAS FOSS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/02/arts/music/02foss.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries
“I would agree that my curiosity has led me absolutely everywhere,” he told The New York Times in 1979. “But I make one qualification: I’ve never done anything at the O.K. time. In other words, I’ve never been a bandwagon jumper. I’ve never belonged to any school. I’ve never written a 12-tone piece when it was fashionable to do so.”
BOXER INGEMAR JOHANSSON
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/sports/othersports/01johansson.html?ref=obituaries

Books
‘THE LITTLE BIT SCARY PEOPLE’
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/01/28/the-little-bit-scary-people/

And in the end. . .
JAPAN SEWERS ARE PAVED WITH GOLD
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/4429197/Japans-sewers-paved-with-gold.html 

 

GIANT SHOE SCULPTURE UNVEILED IN IRAQ
Wonderful tribute to the former presiturd
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/01/29/iraq.shoe.monument/index.html 

JAPAN MEN SHOUT: “I LOVE YOU!”
Sounds like a big Yoko Ono stunt
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4395748/Japanese-men-find-new-ways-to-say-I-love-you.html 

PHOTO GALLERY: WILDLIFE OF THE WEEK
tremendous photos. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/jan/30/week-in-wildlife?picture=342567500 


And on to news and comment. . .
OBAMA SECURITY IS ‘POROUS,’ ‘ABSURD’
He’d better do something about this, but quick. . .
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/29/AR2009012903894_pf.html 

LOW-COST LEDs MAY SLASH ELECTRIC BILLS WITHIN FIVE YEARS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090129090218.htm 

OBAMA BLASTS ‘SHAMEFUL’ WALL STREET BONUSES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_blasts_big_Wall_Street_bonuses_0129.html 
Meanwhile, Rudy The Creep Defends Wall Street Bonuses, Denounces Tax Cuts for Poor
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/30/giuliani-wall-street-welfare/ 

BUSH LAWYER TOLD ROVE TO IGNORE SUBPOENA, KEEP DOCUMENTS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Days_before_leaving_office_Bush_lawyer_0130.html 

BUSH AIDES OKAYED TORTURE OF U.S. CITIZENS---PADILLA LAWYER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_officials_authorized_torture_of_US_0130.html 

RAIMUNDO: WANT ‘STIMULUS?’ CUT AMERICAN EMPIRE
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14163 
You want a "stimulus"? Forget all those condoms and start cutting back the Pentagon. We could cut our military budget by 30 percent without even feeling it, although I would suggest a 50 percent reduction – to start.

Israelity
HAMAS MURDERS ISRAEL COLLABORATORS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/30/hamas-reprisal-attacks 
ISRAEL EMBARGO MEANS GAZA UNABLE TO REBUILD
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2009/0130/1232923375577.html 
FOR FIRST TIME, US PROFS CALL FOR BOYCOTT OF ISRAEL
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1059775.html 

All-melty dollar
THE TEN MOST EVIL CORPORATIONS OF 2008
http://www.expressmilwaukee.com/article-5322-the-10-worst-corporations-of-2008.html 

Mashed Media
INCREDIBLE: LAT KILLS ‘CALIFORNIA’ (LOCAL) SECTION
The plus side: paper will reportedly play up local news in section one for the first time in 60 or 70 years.
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003936526 
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/01/los_angeles_times_kills.php 

(Lack of) Health
STEM CELL TRANSPLANTS HELP MS SUFFERERS
http://uk.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUKTRE50S7KZ20090130 
STEM CELLS POISED FOR BREAKTHROUGH
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1874717,00.html 

Enviro Wacko
THE SECONDARY RAINFORESTS OF LATIN AMERICA
Abandoned farmlands reverting to jungle
http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/30/america/forest.1-419181.php 
Here, and in other tropical countries around the world, small holdings like Ortega de Wing's - and much larger swaths of farmland - are reverting back to nature, as people abandon their land and move to the cities in search of better livings.
MASSIVE HEAT WAVE CRIPPLES SOUTH AUSTRALIA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7860776.stm 

People’s Repugnic
WATCH: JUNG CHANG ON WHY CHINA BANS HER BOOKS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2009/jan/30/liberty-central-jung-chang-freedom-of-expression

LIMPING ICELAND TO BE FAST-TRACKED INTO THE EU
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/30/iceland-join-eu 

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS PROTEST FRANCE ECONOMIC POLICY
http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/29/europe/france.4-418938.php

Insane Commentary of the Week
WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH FEMINISM?
HERE’S A FINE EXAMPLE

”Political lesbianism”. . .Geeez
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/jan/30/women-gayrights 
Women are told we must love our oppressors, while, as feminists, we fight to end the power afforded them as a birthright. Come on sisters, you know it makes sense. Stop pretending you think lesbianism is an exclusive members' club, and join the ranks. I promise that you will not regret it.

And in more important matters. . .

OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: SUBSTANCE OVER SARTORIAL STYLE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/29/us/politics/29whitehouse.html?_r=1&emc=eta1
“I’ll never forget going to work on a Saturday morning, getting called down to the Oval Office because there was something he was mad about,” said Dan Bartlett, who was counselor to Mr. Bush. “I had on khakis and a buttoned-down shirt, and I had to stand by the door and get chewed out for about 15 minutes. He wouldn’t even let me cross the threshold.”

Auto-Motive
FASTEST ELECTRIC CAR IN THE WORLD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/4396891/Fastest-electric-car-in-the-world-unveiled.html 
Rip Post note: A car expert friend advises, “Everyone is very skeptical of the 10 minute battery charge claim and the Shelby folks have since admitted a few day ago they may have overstated the estimate. The revised charge rate is now 30 minutes. This is still a spectacular time that no one in the battery world have been able to claim. Therefore, we can't take it seriously that Shelby suddenly came up with new batteries we never heard of before. We'll get the truth when the real car is tested.”

Animals in the news!
MEET THE BENJAMIN BUTTON OF THE DEEP
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html 
DOLPHINS ARE THE CHEFS OF THE SEA!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4395454/Dolphins-prepare-food-like-chefs-before-eating.html

REMEMBERING THE GREAT BILL HICKS
The Rip Post interviewed this guy once. . .He was the genuine article
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/jan/30/sachsgate-standup-bill-hicks 

For Art’s Sake
VIGOROUS BIDDING ON OLD MASTERS SHOWS HUGE CHANGE IN ART MARKET
http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/30/arts/melik31.1-418622.php

Light Reading
NEWSPAPERS HAVE BEEN DYING FOR A LONG TIME
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2009/01/26/090126crat_atlarge_lepore?currentPage=all 

Hey, Be-attle!
40 GODDAMN YEARS AGO! THE BEATLES’ FINAL PERFORMANCE
Photo gallery
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1874628_1836662,00.html 
MCCARTNEY TO PLAY COACHELLA VALLEY FEST
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/01/paul-mccartney.html 
WATCH: MCCARTNEY’S FUNNY TURN ON ‘COLBERT REPORT’
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m1d29-See-Paul-McCartney-on-The-Colbert-Report-video 
NO, JULIAN AND SEAN LENNON ARE NOT PERFORMING TOGETHER
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/130juliansean.html 

And in the end. . .
THE HUMAN ELECTRIC GUITAR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4387410/Man-imitates-guitar-sound-using-just-voice.html
 

"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
1/29/09
DAILY CONCERT
GOTT IST EIN POPSTAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYm6ThH8q-g
GOD ONLY KNOWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_UILNwWrc
GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv3ic6OOXns 
GOD'S SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpe8Z5pnLAs
BRAINWASHED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ8pjXxNym4
GODZILLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQcGc5c1Tk
GODDAMN RIGHT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M0L6EnlTas
EIN FESTE BURG IST UNSER GOTT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax4YA9tURps

GIMME BACK THOSE IMPLANTS!
http://www.sfchron.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/01/29/state/n061650S89.DTL&tsp=1 

CONDI TO TWIST MINDS AT STANFORD
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_11576089?source=most_emailed 

ROVER CLONED IN S. KOREA
Probably for dinner. . .
http://www.sfchron.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/01/29/international/i082221S70.DTL&tsp=1 

UK IS FINGERPRINTING SIX-YEAR-OLDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jan/29/eu-idcards 

BART SIMPSON FOR SCIENTOLOGY?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4382672/Bart-Simpson-voice-used-to-promote-Scientology.html 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0128/ 

And on to news and comment:
The Torture Never Stops
CREEP JOHN YOO BLASTS OBAMA FOR BANNING TORTURE
Throw this jackass in Gitmo and electro-shock his gonads---no, he might like that
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/29/yoo-obama-torture/ 
CIA ALGERIA CHIEF INVESTIGATED FOR RAPE OF MUSLIM WOMEN
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/cia-station-chief-algeria-investigate 


THE ELEVEN DEMOCRATS WHO VOTED AGAINST OBAMA
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/29/11-dems-voted-no/

OBAMA’S FIRST LEGISLATION: FAIR PAY RESTORATION ACT
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/29/obama-sign-ledbetter/ 

Israelity
THE WRECKAGE OF ISRAEL’S OBSCENE GAZA ATTACK
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1874539,00.html?iid=tsmodule 
Alwadeya's ice cream plant, which had been owned by his family for 55 years, was far from the only factory destroyed in Israel's 22-day assault on the Palestinian enclave. All along Gaza's factory row — which produced everything from biscuits to cement to wooden furniture — hardly a single building remains standing.

ROVE WILL IGNORE ANOTHER SUBPOENA
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/rove-announces-he-has-no-intention-o

REPUG LA. MAYOR INDICTED FOR KATRINA FRAUD
http://www.sunherald.com/pageone/story/1101092.html 

The Other War
NATO ON AFGHAN OPIUM DEALERS: JUST SHOOT ‘EM
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,604183,00.html 


All-melty dollar
4.8 MILLION OUT OF WORK
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Jobless_numbers_reach_record_high_4.8_0129.html 
STARBUCKS CLOSING 300 OUTLETS, LAYING OFF 7,000
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/economy-watch/2009/01/starbucks_closing_hundreds_of.html?hpid=topnews 
FORD REPORTS RECORD LOSS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7858289.stm 
BOEING CUTS 10,000 JOBS
http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/jan2009/db20090128_740915.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index+-+temp_top+story 
KODAK CUTS 4,500 JOBS
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1874761,00.html 


Comment
HOSKINS: THE JON STEWART DEPRESSION SOLUTION
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/14429 
Jon Stewart’s Daily Show on Comedy Central may not be the first place to look for economic wisdom but last night he laid out a plan to rescue the economy that makes as much sense as any I have heard yet. The plan is genius in its simplicity.
LINDORFF: THE ECONOMY ISN’T COMING BACK, FOLKS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/261 
With honesty, we could also confront the other big obstacle to national recovery—the nation’s obsession with militarism and foreign wars. The honest truth is that the US is technically bankrupt and in a state of chronic decline, and yet the nation persists in spending a trillion dollars a year on war and preparations for war, as though America were in mortal danger from foreign enemies.
ROBERTS: SPEAKING THE TRUTH IN AMERICA IS A CAREER-ENDING EVENT
http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2009/012909Roberts.shtml
When US military officers saw that torture was a policy coming down from the top, they knew that doing the right thing would cost them their careers.
SHOULD OBAMA HAVE MENTIONED LIMBAUGH?
http://www.sfchron.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/28/MNEU15IVR0.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1 
KLEIN: OBAMA’S START---SUBSTANCE OVER SHOWBIZ
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1874632,00.html


Jesus H. Christ!
THE VIRTUE OF GODLESSNESS
The least religious nations are the most healthy, successful
http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=gqchf08syrq7qfcxqfzjh9d949ndm2k2 
GERMAN JEWS CUT CONTACT WITH CATHOLIC CHURCH
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,604360,00.html 
Charlotte Knobloch, head of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, said on Thursday that she was severing contact with the Catholic Church. Her move stems from the pope's decision to void the excommunication of Holocaust denier Bishop Richard Williamson.

Mashed Media
WASHPOST KILLS STAND-ALONE BOOK SECTION
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/washington-post-to-end-book-world-as-stand-alone-section/?scp=1&sq=Washington%20Post%20Book%%2020Section&st=cse
SINGLETON TO STAFFERS: TAKE SOME TIME OFF WITHOUT PAY
http://www.sfchron.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/29/BAPC15JEIE.DTL&tsp=1 

World gone mad
INDONESIA’S WAR ON YOGA
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1874651,00.html 

Good news
JAPAN EXECUTES FOUR CONVICTED KILLERS
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/01/29/japan.executions.killers/

Animals in the news!
THE EIGHT BEST ANIMAL TOOL USERS
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/01/animaltools.html 

Spaced out
MARS METHANE---FLATULENT MICROBES OR DECAYING MINERALS?
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/01/28/vote-for-the-hubble-space-telescopes-next-target-no-write-ins-please/

And in more important matters. . .
VOTE FOR THE HUBBLE’S NEXT TARGET
Yes, you can point the big telescope yourself, America. . .
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/01/28/vote-for-the-hubble-space-telescopes-next-target-no-write-ins-please/ 

Musique

R.I.P. JOHN MARTYN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/jan/29/john-martyn-dies
REMEMBERING JOHN MARTYN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/jan/29/john-martyn-remembered
R.I.P. L.A. PHIL TRUMPETER IRVING BUSH
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-irving-bush29-2009jan29,0,4392137.story 

Film
THE STRANGE CASE OF GRAN TORINO
This is easily best picture of the year, folks. . .
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1874052,00.html 

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH TAKES OVER ALISTAIR COOKE’S SLOT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/4381871/David-Attenborough-takes-up-Alistair-Cookes-radio-slot.html 

Hey, Be-attle!
SONGS THE BEATLES SANG---THAT YOU’LL NEVER HEAR
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m1d28-Those-lost-Beatles-songs-well-probably-never-hear 

And in the end. . .
DRUMMER IN TROUBLE OVER OBAMA WINK
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Drummer_in_trouble_over_Obama_wink&in_article_id=508641&in_page_id=34 
 

SLIDE SHOW: THE NORSE FIRE FESTIVAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/gallery/2009/jan/28/festivals-scotland?picture=342434630 

BEST FUNERAL SONG!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4352276/Monty-Python-classic-tops-list-of-best-funeral-songs.html 

BLIND MAN FINDS NORTH POLE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/south-pole-race/4365730/Blind-explorer-reaches-South-Pole.html 

LOONEYS TURN HOME INTO A ZOO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4372132/Couple-create-zoo-in-their-home.html
"We are both bitten on a regular basis and are both covered in scars.”

IDIOT DRIVES WRONG-WAY ON SANTA MONICA FREEWAY, KILLS TWO
http://www.ktla.com/landing_topstories/?Wrong-Way-Driver-Triggers-Deadly-Freeway=1&blockID=197702&feedID=1198 

MORFORD MISSED INAUGURATION: “I WAS IN INDIA”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/01/28/notes012809.DTL 

And on to news and comment:
BOMBSHELL: NSA TRACKED 9/11 HIJACKERS
Kept up with their communications with bin-Laden. . .did nothing to stop them
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/PBS_NSA_tracked_911_hijackers_but_0127.html 
Former CIA analyst Michael Scheuer told PBS, "None of this information that we're speaking about this evening's in the 9/11 Commission report. They simply ignored all of it."

Israelity
THE MOURNING AFTER
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,604065,00.html 
With the withdrawal of Israeli troops from the Gaza Strip, the scope of the destruction and human tragedy has become clear.
WATCH: GAZA---A FAMILY’S DEVASTATION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2009/jan/28/gaza-al-athanma-israel
Eye for an Eye? It’s an eye for a family or two, as far as Israel is concerned.
DID ISRAEL KILL CHILDREN CARRYING WHITE FLAGS?
http://www.miamiherald.com/578/story/875504.html 
‘YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT THE REALITY OF ISRAEL’
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21856.htm 
CONTROVERSIAL BEST-SELLER SHAKES FOUNDATION OF ISRAELI STATE
http://www.alternet.org/audits/122810/controversial_bestseller_shakes_the_foundation_of_the_israeli_state/ 
What if the Palestinian Arabs who have lived for decades under the heel of the modern Israeli state are in fact descended from the very same "children of Israel" described in the Old Testament?

HERE THEY ARE, FOLKS:
THE MEN WHO MADE MILLIONS OFF THE BANK BAILOUT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/gallery/2009/jan/28/recession-executivesalaries?picture=342424897 
Hangin’s too good fer ‘em!

DOWD: OBAMA SHOULD CAN WALL-STREET JET-SETTERS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/opinion/28dowd.html?em
Now that we’re nationalizing, couldn’t we fire any obtuse bankers and auto executives who cling to perks and bonuses even as the economy is following John Thain down his antique commode?

CORPORATIONS USE BAILOUT MONEY TO ORGANIZE AGAINST
EMPLOYEE FREE CHOICE ACT

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/bail-out-money-being-used-corporations- 

OBAMA CUTS BIRTH CONTROL
FUNDING FROM ‘STIMULUS’ PACKAGE
Under pressure from Repignicans
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Birth_control_funding_stripped_from_stimulus_0128.html 
“How you can spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R-OH) remarked last week. “How does that stimulate the economy?” (I’ll tell you how, anus-head---fewer unwanted babies from single teen mothers.)

Comment
LINDORFF: AFGHANISTAN IS NO THREAT TO THE U.S.
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/260
The Vietnam War destroyed the presidencies of Richard Nixon and Lyndon Johnson. The Iraq War destroyed the presidency of George Bush. Obama, if he orders an expansion of the war in Afghanistan, and thus takes ownership of that conflict, will be well on the way to destroying his own presidency.
GOODMAN: TOO BIG TO FAIL, TOO BIG TO JAIL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/28/EDI215I99P.DTL&feed=rss.opinion 
Millions have served time in federal prisons for crimes that fall far short of those attributed to the Bush administration. Some criminals, it seems, are like banks judged too big to fail: too big to jail, too powerful to prosecute. What if we apply Obama's legal theory to the small guys? Why look back? Crimes, large or small, can be forgiven, in the spirit of unity.
ECONOMIC CRISIS ISN’T ALL BAD. . .
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/123157/the_economic_crisis_isn%27t_all_bad%3B_it%27s_a_chance_for_us_and_obama_to_reimagine_how_we_live_our_lives/
The issue is not the death of capitalism but what kind of capitalism -- standing in which relationship to culture, to democracy and to life? President Obama's Rubinite economic team seems designed to reassure rather than innovate, its members set to fix what they broke. But even if they succeed, will they do more than merely restore capitalism to the status quo ante, resurrecting all the defects that led to the current debacle?

GLOBAL JOB LOSS COULD HIT 51 MILLION
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7855661.stm

BRITAIN HEADED FOR BIGGER ECONOMIC FALL THAN U.S.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/4373134/Britains-recession-will-be-deepest-IMF-warns.html 

Mashed Media
SMILEY VS. BRIAN WILSON
The problem isn't Wilson---Smiley talks too much
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/01/brian_wilson_v_tavis_smil.php 
HUH? A NEWSPAPER WAR?
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003935121 

(Lack of) Health
WOMEN’S MENTAL HEALTH WORSENING
Too much Oprah
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/jan/28/women-mental-health-deteriorating 

Animals in the news!
GOT MILK? CALL COWS BY NAME
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jan/28/animalwelfare-newcastleuniversity 

Obit
UPDIKE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/books/28updike.html?_r=1&hp=&pagewanted=all 

Oh, by the way. . .
WILL GERMANY FINALLY REHABILITATE NAZI-ERA ‘TRAITORS?’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,604076,00.html 
Soldiers found guilty of treason by Nazi Germany's military courts have not yet been rehabilitated, even though their "crimes" were often defending Jews or criticizing Hitler.

And in more important matters. . .
THE VARYING NIPPLES OF PLAYBOY CENTERFOLDS
http://www.nplusonemag.com/playboy-hugh-hefner-story 
Pubic hair diminishes as the nineties draw to a close. Neat triangles turn to Band Aid-sized strips, which become little Hitler mustaches or nothing at all. The modern crotch is a bit prim, a bit less forthright.

JEWISH COMICS MAKING IT BIG. . .IN FRANCE?
http://www.forward.com/articles/14942/ 

For Art’s Sake
BBC TO PUT NATION’S OIL PAINTINGS ON-LINE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jan/28/bbc-digitalmedia 

Books
SELF-PUBLICATION IS KILLING. . .PUBLICATION
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/books/28selfpub.html?emc=eta1
The point may soon come when there are more people who want to write books than there are people who want to read them.

Musique
SIR PAUL ON COLBERT REPORT TONIGHT
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/128maccacolbert.html
MCCARTNEY’S “ELECTRIC ARGUMENTS” ZIPS UP THE CHARTS
Imagine what he could do with a whole good album, instead of about one-third, as this thing is
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m1d27-Beatle-news-briefs 
L.A. OPERA CUTS BACK
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culturemonster/2009/01/la-opera-announ.html 
REMEMBERING OPERA’S PATRICIA BROOKS
http://www.metoperafamily.org/operanews/issue/article.aspx?id=5086&issueID=329 
Until illness brought a premature end to her career, Patricia Brooks was one of the wonders of the New York City Opera roster.

Ligh rrreadin’
ROBERT BURNS: STILL THE VOICE OF SCOTLAND
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/hardeep-singh-kohli-burns-speaks-for-a-scotland-that-forges-its-own-future-1515173.html 

And in the end. . .
PHEW! THANK GOD! MADONNA HAS LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Mr_Ritchie_glad_Madonna_has_lots_of_boyfriends&in_article_id=508210&in_page_id=7 
 

1/24/09
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:

James Lovelock: One last chance to save mankind
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126921.500-one-last-chance-to-save-mankind.html?full=true
"There is one way we could save ourselves and that is through the massive burial of charcoal."

Israel admits using white phosphorous in attacks on Gaza
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article5575070.ece
Race under way to prevent Iran restocking after intelligence revealed material bought in the 1970s is now almost consumed

Old plutonium found in dump
http://www.nature.com/news/2009/090122/full/news.2009.53.html
Weapons-grade material discovered at Hanford nuclear site.

Obama spy choice won't call waterboarding torture
http://uk.reuters.com/article/usPoliticsNews/idUKTRE50L63F20090123

Dave Lindorff: The Way Forward on Holding the Bush/Cheney Administration Accountable
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/259
Timothy Geithner: "President Obama--backed by the conclusions of a broad range of economists--believes that China is manipulating its currency."
 
 

1/23/09
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:
Obama orders may not reform Gitmo, expert says

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/01/23/Orders_may_not_reform_Gitmo_expert_says/UPI-53461232726039/

The newest fear-mongering campaign from the Right and the media over Guantanamo
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/01/23/al_qaeda/index.html

From the Right -- Karl Rove: Bush Was Right When It Mattered Most
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123258532378704477.html?mod=special_page_campaign2008_mostpop

Iran bolstered by survival of Hamas allies in Gaza
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSLN88584

Global Warming May Be Killing Old-Growth Forests
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=out-on-a-limb-global-warm

Empty Nests: Alarming chimp population declines in Côte d’Ivoire
http://www.conservationmagazine.org/articles/v10n1/empty-nests/

Rip Rense: Dream Newspaper
http://riprense.com/dreamnewspaper.htm
1/22/09
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:
European allies asked to take prisoners released from Guantanamo Bay

Gaza: 'I watched an Israeli soldier shoot dead my two little girls'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/gaza-i-watched-an-israeli-soldier-shoot-dead-my-two-little-girls-1452294.html

Caroline Kennedy withdraws from race Hillary Clinton's Senate seat
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/01/21/2009-01-21_caroline_kennedy_officially_withdraws_fr.html
 
Scientists Agree Human-induced Global Warming Is Real, Survey Says
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090119210532.htm

It’s getting warmer in Antarctica
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/01/21/its-getting-warmer-in-antarctica/

Lester R. Brown: Moving to a Stable World Population
http://www.earthpolicy.org/Books/Seg/PB3ch07_ss3.htm

Ecologists warn the planet is running short of water
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article5562906.ece
 
First Americans Arrived as Two Separate Migrations, According to New Genetic Evidence
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090108121618.htm
 
Frogs Are Being Eaten To Extinction, Experts Say
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090120195731.htm

'Hobbit' Skull Study Finds Hobbit Is Not Human
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090120144508.htm

 
1/21/09
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:
Dave Lindorff: The Inauguration Crowd on the Mall Did Sing "Hey Hey, Goodbye" as Bush's Chopper Took Him Away for Good
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/258

View from the Left:
Obama’s inaugural address: Amid banalities, a call for austerity
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2009/jan2009/pers-j21.shtml

Paul Krugman: Obama's Team Signals It's Taking the Taxpayer Ripoff Route to Saving Our Financial System
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/121051/obama%27s_team_signals_it%27s_taking_the_taxpayer_ripoff_route_to_saving_our_financial_system/
Obama's team is talking a whole new economic voodoo: the belief that by performing elaborate financial rituals we can keep dead banks walking.
 
Fiddling While the Coal Burns
http://www.grist.org/feature/2009/01/16/mckibben/
Eight years of Bush inaction leave Obama with a near-impossible challenge
 
UNRWA Chief Appalled at Israeli Destruction in Gaza
http://www.antiwar.com/ips/deen.php?articleid=14105
Israel largely singled out residential neighborhoods, hospitals, schools, and UN buildings.

Can a Law End Economic Inequality?
http://www.toomuchonline.org/articlenew_2009/jan19a.html
A high-ranking British Labor Party leader has just opened a bold new campaign for legislation that would obligate government, at all levels, to close the "class divide." 
 
Singapore faces devastating exodus of foreigners
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article5557447.ece

In memoriam: A Tribute to International Journalists Killed on the Job
http://www.globaljournalist.org/stories/2009/01/07/in-memoriam/

Even 'fake' acupuncture reduces the severity of headaches and migraines
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/jan/20/acupuncture-headaches-migraine-placebo

Scientists unravel why women love make-up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/4303042/Scientists-unravel-why-women-love-make-up.html

 
1/20/09
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:
Obama on the Precipice: The Ten Worst Things He Could Do When He Takes Over
http://www.alternet.org/environment/120529/obama_on_the_precipice%3A_the_ten_worst_things_he_could_do_when_he_takes_over/

Obama inauguration: Words of history ... crafted by 27-year-old in Starbucks
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/20/barack-obama-inauguration-us-speech


View From the Right: Is Conservatism Dead?
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/election/644

World Court: U.S. execution breached international law
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE50I44I20090119

'Tungsten bombs' leave Israel's victims with mystery wounds
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/tungsten-bombs-leave-israels-victims-with-mystery-wounds-1418910.html

Surprising New Health And Environmental Concerns About Tungsten
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090119091051.htm

Mexico’s tequila region is nursing an environmental hangover
http://journalwatch.conservationmagazine.org/2009/01/19/the-morning-after/
 
Laid bare, the raunchy life of Russia's expat population
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/laid-bare-the-raunchy-life-of-russias-expat-population-1451414.html

New phone features 'baffle users'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7833944.stm
 
Did life begin in a pool of acidic gloop?
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126911.400-did-life-begin-in-a-pool-of-acidic-gloop.html
 
1/19/09
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:
Victorious, but vilified: Israel has 'destroyed its image and its soul'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/victorious-but-vilified-israel-has-destroyed-its-image-and-its-soul-1418920.html

A pointless war has led to a moral defeat for Israel
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jan/18/gaza-israel-palestinian

Israel fears wave of war crimes lawsuits over Gaza offensive
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1056677.html

Gaza doctor who lost 3 daughters demands explanation from Barak
http://www.ynetnews.com/Ext/Comp/ArticleLayout/CdaArticlePrintPreview/1,2506,L-3658339,00.html

Ralph Nader: Punishing the Palestinians
http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/01/17-1

Ray McGovern: What's CIA Director Hayden Hidin'?
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2009/011509b.html

Binding U.S. law requires prosecutions for those who authorize torture
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/01/18/prosecutions/index.html
 
View from the Right: Bush Will Be Vindicated in the War on Terror
http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.2305/pub_detail.asp

1/15/2009

Daily Concert
DANGER MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d2iZB1NyR0 
SECRET AGENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXGAif4dKhs 
THE PRISONER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8Xwa3MhaU 
THE PRISONER---REJECTED FIRST THEME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7pNArQBN_c 
THE PRISONER---REJECTED SECOND THEME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EFugZqvhMU 
MCGOOHAN AT THE DRUMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNYHulJfUr0
 
RECESSIONAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXM2eq46_s


Be Seeing You:
I WILL NOT BE PUSHED. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29JewlGsYxs 

“Controversy, arguments, fights, discussions, anger---
That was the intention of the exercise.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4psHOzo-0 

FOREVER MORE THAN NUMBER SIX
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/death-of-star-who-will-forever-be-more-than-number-six-1366704.html
http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/some_came_running/2009/01/patrick-mcgoohan-19282009.html 

MCGOOHAN BROUGHT COMPLEX TV TO THE U.S.
(But where did it go?)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/14/AR2009011403535.html?hpid=entnews 

LLOYD: MCGOOHAN WAS NUMBER ONE
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-mcgoohan15-2009jan15,0,1156759.story 

VIDEO ESSAY
http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/2009/01/patrick_mcgoohan_escapes_19282.html 

‘THE PRISONER’ AND THE QUESTION OF IDENTITY
http://www.libertarian.co.uk/lapubs/cultn/cultn013.pdf 

McGoohan Speaks
RARE MCGOOHAN INTERVIEW
http://www.cultv.co.uk/mcgoohan.htm 
WATCH: MCGOOHAN SPEAKS ABOUT ‘THE PRISONER’
In his back yard in Pacific Palisades
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DRXAf0iGI 
and on Brit TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8-cp2yb43c&feature=related 
WATCH: THE PRISONER PUZZLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gPztzkNMQ 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4psHOzo-0 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp4A4Q_4bUo 

‘PRIVATE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING WAS AT FULL BOIL’
http://stevenhartsite.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/patrick-mcgoohan/ 

INTERVIEW: WHEN MCGOOHAN FOUGHT, HE REALLY FOUGHT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5w4so8IPBY 

HERE COMES ‘THE PRISONER’ AMC REMAKE
http://www.cleveland.com/tv/index.ssf/2009/01/jim_caviezel_and_ian_mckellen.html 
http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/943/943196p1.html 
Timing didn’t work out for McGoohan to make cameo in new series
http://www.ifmagazine.com/new.asp?article=7388 
“We asked McGoohan to play a cameo,” says Hopkins. “He loved it and loved the casting, but he wasn’t able to travel and take part of it.”

RIP RENSE’S MCGOOHAN TRIBUTE
Chapter 69 from his novel, “The Oaks,” entitled “Be Seeing You.”
http://riprense.com/beseeingyou.htm 

GOODBYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfdA9fWb_g


And in far less important matters. . .
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:

MIDEAST:
Israeli human rights groups speak out as death toll passes 1,000
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/15/human-rights-gaza-israel

Is Gaza a Testing Ground for Experimental Weapons?
http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2009/01/is-gaza-a-testing-ground-for-experimental-weapons/

What "Waltz With Bashir" can teach us about Gaza
http://www.salon.com/opinion/kamiya/2009/01/13/waltz_with_bashir/index.html

* * *
 
POLITICS:
Dave Lindorff: Only Rats Get Fat as Misdirected Bailout and Stimulus Funds go Down the Rat Hole
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/254

John Dean: The Damaged Institution of the Presidency, How the Obama Administration Intends to Restore It
http://writ.news.findlaw.com/dean/20090109.html

* * *
 
SCIENCE:
Top 7 alternative energies
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16419-top-7-alternative-energies-listed-.html
The US could replace all its cars and trucks with electric cars powered by wind turbines taking up less than 3 square kilometres – in theory, at least.

New Satellite Data Reveal Impact of Olympic Pollution Controls
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/olympic_pollution.html

* * *
 
CULTURE:
Companies that are nice to staff 'more likely to survive economic downturn'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4240301/Companies-that-are-nice-to-staff-more-likely-to-survive-economic-downturn.html

 
Japan turns to pet robots in time of crisis
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4243888/Japan-turns-to-pet-robots-in-time-of-crisis.html

Ted Rall: Oprah's Book Snub
http://www.uexpress.com/tedrall/?uc_full_date=20090115
How Winfrey Elevates Lowbrow Tastes and Hurts Reading

John Rogers: What the X$#%? No cussing founder under siege
http://www.fresnobee.com/state/story/1130320.html

More than a flutter of interest in eyelash drug
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/more-than-a-flutter-of-interest-in-eyelash-drug-1366734.html

A Defense of Tuna Casserole
http://www.citypaper.com/eat/story.asp?id=17304

1/8/2009 
newslinks from The Barney Bugle:

The Monstrosity of War
http://www.truthout.org/010609A
"Foreseen for so many years: these evils, this monstrous violence, these massive agonies: no easier to bear." -- Robinson Jeffers

Conyers Seeks Probe of Bush Crimes
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2009/010709a.html

Dave Lindorff: When It Comes to Terrorism and POW Cases, Equal Justice Under the Law is a Joke
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/250
 
Another brutal year for liberty
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/01/01/civil_liberties/

Satellite system to track illegal migrants
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/08/eu-illegal-migrants-satellite-network

Now voters turn against Kennedy's stuttering campaign
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/now-voters-turn-against-kennedys-stuttering-campaign-1230060.html
 
Ted Rall: Only One Solution: Soak the Rich, Corporations
http://www.uexpress.com/tedrall/
 

HUMOR
US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4165049/US-porn-industry-seeks-multi-billion-dollar-bailout.html

Joe the Plumber? No, it's Joe the War Correspondent
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article5471435.ece

HOPE!
Lester R. Brown: Plan B Efficiency and Conservation Measures Drop Energy Demand by 2020 
http://www.earthpolicy.org/Books/Seg/PB3bp_ss2.htm

FOOD
The Sterile Banana
http://www.conservationmagazine.org/articles/v9n4/the-sterile-banana/
As uniformity replaces diversity, some of our favorite fruits could be on the cusp of extinction
 
"Food Matters: A Guide to Conscious Eating"
http://www.salon.com/books/review/2009/01/05/Mark_bittman/index.html
Mark Bittman's revolutionary "Food Matters" is both a cookbook and a manifesto that shows us how to eat better -- and save the planet.

TELEVISION
Doctor Who: Introducing Matt Smith, the 26-year-old Time Lord
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4124591/Doctor-Who-Introducing-Matt-Smith-the-26-year-old-Time-Lord.html
 
MUSIC SPECIAL
Radio String Quartet Vienna & Ulf Wakenius "Dodge the Dodo"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib8pRPZmfUE
Subscribe to Music Links! Five musical selections straight to your e-mail box almost every day! Say the word, and I'll put you on the list.


12-23
"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
XMAS GREETINGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m20RqQ_KQ9o
BEATLES 4TH XMAS MESSAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CAggVKOW4 
DING DONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r61noMrx3qw
WONDERFUL XMASTIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuKimtUEas 
XMASTIME IS HERE AGAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrKzK5mfH0
(deep breath)
HAPPY XMAS (WAR IS OVER)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8jw-ifqwkM

skylines:
‘BUSH SHOE’ CREATES 100 NEW JOBS IN TURKEY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/22/turkey-george-bush-shoe

Christmas joy!
WORLD’S LARGEST CHRISTMAS GOAT!
http://www.merjuligavle.se/Bocken/Bockenkamera1/
http://www.merjuligavle.se/English/VISIT-GAVLE/THE-CHRISTMAS-GOAT/
BRITS’ XMAS FAVE: UKELELES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/23/iraq-world-news 
XMAS GREETINGS FROM DICK CHENEY
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/12/cartoon_dick_cheneys_official_christmas_card.html
BEST XMAS IS A SIMPLE ONE
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1223/p17s01-lign.html 

CHINA ‘UNITY’ PANDAS ARRIVE AT TAPEI ZOO
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/dec/23/china?picture=341044618 

DUBAI SEX-ON-BEACH ‘SUSPECT’ REARRESTED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/3904004/Dubai-sex-on-beach-man-re-arrested.html 

DOES JACKO NEED A LUNG TRANSPLANT?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7796855.stm 

NUT HOUSE CLOSES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/23/BAQN14SVRT.DTL 

And on to news and comment. . .

ROVE’S I.T. GURU WARNED OF SABOTAGE
BEFORE FATAL PLANE CRASH

Interview: Mark Crispin Miller
http://www.alternet.org/election08/114674/rove%27s_it_guru_warned_of_sabotage_before_fatal_plane_crash%3B_was_set_to_testify/
Velvet Revolution, a non-profit investigating Connell's activities, revealed this weekend that Connell had recently said he was afraid George Bush and Dick Cheney would "throw [him] under the bus." Cliff Arnebeck had also previously alerted Attorney General Michael Mukasey to alleged threats from Karl Rove to Connell if he refused to "take the fall."

WHAT OBAMA DOESN’T KNOW
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-12-17/columns/what-obama-doesn-t-know/ 
No presidential transition team in recent history has ranged as widely as Barack Obama's in its attempt to find out what minefields he may be walking into. For example, The Washington Post notes, 10 teams of 135 explorers, wearing yellow badges, have descended on dozens of Bush administration offices and agencies to look into their programs, policies, and records.
Obama will be sworn in on Lincoln Bible
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16813.html
Arrest in beating of Obama supporter
http://www.ksla.com/Global/story.asp?S=9479629&nav=menu50_1_12_15 

All-melty Dollar
WHERE’D THE BAILOUT MONEY GO? SHHHH! WE CAN’T TELL YOU!
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/13656 
BANK OF SPAIN CHIEF:
WORLD FACES TOTAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21518.htm
meanwhile:
QUEEN CONDI ‘SHOWERED IN JEWELS’ BY ARABS---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rice_showered_in_jewelery_by_Arab_1222.html
---AND CONGRESS GETS A RAISE!
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21508.htm 

Your Corporatocracy at work!
IRS AUDITS OF BIG CORPORATIONS
FALL FOR 3RD STRAIGHT YEAR

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122998243309727745.html 

Sex crazy
POPE URGES DEFENSE OF HETEROSEXUALITY
Says humanity needs saving from homosexuals
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/23/pope-gender-sexuality 
LESBIAN GANG-RAPED IN SF
http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/sf1223-8.html
CARROLL: YES WE CAN---OBJECT TO RICK WARREN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/23/DDHR14RE7L.DTL 
If Rick Warren had been a preacher who suggested that blacks not be allowed to intermarry with whites, or not allowed to vote, or not allowed to own property, he would not even be in the running for invocation giver. But somehow discrimination against gays is different.

All the shoes that’s fit to print
JUDGE: NO PROBE OF TORTURE OF SHOE-THROWER
”This is what happens in a democratic society.”---G.W. Bush.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Judge_No_probe_into_torture_of_1222.html 

Iraq and Roll
IRAQ HAS $22 BILLION SURPLUS
Mission accomplished, Mr. Prez!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/23/iraq-world-news 

Enviro Wacko
CLEAN COAL IN YOUR STOCKING? NO CHANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXsJAsCpkg 

(Lack of) Health
OBAMA: WORLD’S FITTEST LEADER
Maybe he and Putin should arm-wrestle
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/3917954/Barack-Obama-shirtless-Best-of-the-world-leaders.html 
LONELY? YOU’RE GETTING OLD FASTER
http://www.salon.com/env/feature/2008/12/22/loneliness/index.html
New science says being lonely speeds aging. Old philosophy says the holiday blues are a signal to examine and change your life.

Animals in the news!
MALAYSIA WANTS TO DOUBLE ITS TIGER POPULATION
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7795944.stm 
HOWLS OF PROTEST GREET WOLF RE-INTRODUCTION IN MEXICO
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/12/22/howls-of-protest-greet-mexican-wolf-reintroduction/
THE DISTURBING SEX LIFE OF THE DEEP-SEA SQUID
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,598222,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
MAN SEES WITHOUT SEEING
“Blindsight” guides him around obstacles
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3902864/Blind-man-navigates-obstacle-course-using-blindsight.html 
WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GO ON A FERRIS WHEEL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7797715.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

THE MAN WHO INVENTED CHRISTMAS
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2008/12/23/the-man-who-invented-christmas/
Christmas was “a relatively minor affair that ranked far below Easter, causing little more stir than Memorial Day or St. George’s Day does today.” For many Christians of the period, Christmas had uncomfortably pagan associations and they preferred to keep it low-key. Certainly, Standiford points out, “There were no Christmas cards in 1843 England, no Christmas trees … no Christmas turkeys … no weeklong cessation of business affairs, no orgy of gift-giving … no plethora of midnight services celebrating the birth of a savior.”

Musique
THE GREATEST CONCERT EVER
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003924267
MAHLER 2ND SPECIALIST IS A FRAUD---N.Y. PHIL PLAYERS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/18/arts/music/18kapl.html?_r=1 
“My colleagues and I gave what we could to this rudderless performance but the evening proved to be nothing more than a simplistic reading of a very wonderful piece of music,” he wrote. Mr. Kaplan acknowledged in rehearsal that he was incapable of keeping a steady beat, Mr. Finlayson added. Despite being a self-professed expert on the piece, Mr. Kaplan ignored Mahler’s “blizzard” of directions, Mr. Finlayson wrote. He called Mr. Kaplan’s music career a “woefully sad farce” built on the complicity of orchestra managements and a willingness to donate money. “We can rely only on ourselves to stand firm against any attempts to promote this imposter,” Mr. Finlayson added.
QUEEN MUM SANG ‘60’S POP HIT AFTER DINNER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/3917530/Queen-Mother-sang-Scaffold-hit-to-Queen-after-dinner.html
And here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjnkmNyArNg 

Books
PATTON WAS ASSASSINATED---NEW BOOK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3869117/General-George-S.-Patton-was-assassinated-to-silence-his-criticism-of-allied-war-leaders-claims-new-book.html 

Hey, Be-attle
EXAMINER ADDS BEATLES COLUMNIST?
Steve Marinucci’s regular---that’s regular---Beatles column in LAExaminer.com
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2008m12d23-Beatle-News-Briefs-122308 
INTERVIEW: THE FOOL
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/simonposthuma.html

Film
TOP TEN WORST XMAS MOVIES!
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1868368_1868214,00.html

And in the end. . .
MR. BEAN WAKES UP XMAS MORNING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXsJAsCpkg 

12-19 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
FRIEDA, MY CLAM-DIGGER SWEETHEART
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEM8gsvVUww
SEA CRUISE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzVrVGNLyM 
FISH HEADS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
THE OCEAN IS THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD1RSRxfgIU
BEYOND THE SEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEIDep_UMmk 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v7kN9UXzlE
FISHY FISHY FISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK0cUv3ba-o
LA MER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYj1-3QrrY
WHO HID THE HALIBUT ON THE POOP DECK?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRV03zQkBas
SAVE THE WHALES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaXQeRPO0g
WHALE SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2bVbDtiX8
THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvOThKOJdas
THE FISH SLAPPING DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

skylines:
Christmas Joy!
MOUNTAIN DEW CHRISTMAS TREE
http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal/open-thread-52 
GERMANY’S XMAS MARKETS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/12/TRQU14K5Q6.DTL&type=travel
TALIBAN BLOW UP XMAS TURKEYS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/dec/19/taliban-christmas-turkeys-british-soldiers 

Lost Angeles
MAN TRIES TO STOP TAGGERS, IS SHOT TO DEATH
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2008/12/los-angeles-pol.html

ARKANSAS WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 18TH CHILD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3836530/American-woman-gives-birth-to-18th-child.html 

FIRST ‘CANCER-PROOF’ BABY BORN IN BRITAIN
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Woman_to_have_first_cancer-free_baby_in_UK&in_article_id=453113&in_page_id=34 

HEY, KIDS! LEARN TO KILL AT ARMY THEME PARK!
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/113079/kids_learn_that_killing_is_fun_at_the_army%27s_lethal_new_theme_park_/

WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY WHILE DRUNK
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Revealed:_Phrases_impossible_to_say_when_youre_drunk&in_article_id=453090&in_page_id=34 

And on to news and comment. . .

People’s Repugnic
CHINA TELLS THE USA WHAT TO DO
In his first interview since the world financial crisis, Gao Xiqing, the man who oversees $200 billion of China’s $2 trillion in dollar holdings, explains why he’s betting against the dollar, praises American pragmatism, and wonders about enormous Wall Street paychecks.
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/print/200812/fallows-chinese-banker 
“The simple truth today is that your economy is built on the global economy. And it’s built on the support, the gratuitous support, of a lot of countries. So why don’t you come over and … I won’t say kowtow [with a laugh], but at least, be nice to the countries that lend you money. Talk to the Chinese! Talk to the Middle Easterners! And pull your troops back! Take the troops back, demobilize many of the troops, so that you can save some money rather than spending $2 billion every day on them. And then tell your people that you need to save, and come out with a long-term, sustainable financial policy.”

QUEEN CONDI TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
FOR 9/11 INTELL FAILURES

Good. Throw her in jail, too.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rice_takes_responsibility_for_911_failures_1218.html 
REPORT: RICE, GONZALEZ LIED TO CONGRESS ABOUT PRE-WAR INTELL
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/18/waxman-gonzales-lie/ 

LINDORFF: WHITE HOUSE LIED ABOUT YELLOWCAKE---
BUT THAT'S NOT THE BIGGEST SCANDAL

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/247
Bush, Cheney, Rice, Gonzalez, Rumsfeld and others in the outgoing administration should all be impeached, tried and jailed for their lying and treason in embroiling the US in the pointless and criminal Iraq War, with the yellowcake story a key element in any indictments.

MPLS STAR-TRIB PREDICTS FRANKEN VICTORY
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Paper_projects_Franken_victory_over_Coleman_1218.html 

Serrah
PALIN STAFFERS POST RACIST E-MAIL ABOUT OBAMA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3833904/Sarah-Palin-urged-to-speak-on-racist-Barack-Obama-state-government-circulated-emails.html
PALIN’S WOULD-BE SON-IN-LAW’S MOM NAILED ON DRUG CHARGES
By the way, when’s that wedding?
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/628010.html 
GET YOUR 2009 PALIN CALENDARS!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palins_former_deputy_mayor_creates_calendar_1218.html

All the shoes that’s fit to print
SHOE-THROWER WAS BEATEN---JUDGE
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1867813,00.html 
“This is what happens in a free society.”---George W. Bush
RAIMUNDO: HERO, MARTYR, SYMBOL OF RESISTANCE
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13915 

All-melty dollar
WALL STREET ASSHOLES GOT RICH ON BONUSES, NOT PROFITS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/18/business/18pay.html?em 
$17 BILLION BAND-AID FOR DETROIT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7791999.stm 

Obama Nation
OBAMA DEFENDS CHOICE OF CREEP EVANGELICAL FOR INVOCATION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/18/national/w064252S75.DTL 
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/12/18/rick-warren-to-deliver-obama-invocation-gay-community-furious/ 
BEHIND OBAMA’S RIGHTWARD OUTREACH
Conversations with George Schultz (!), others. . .
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1867771,00.html 
Pretty much everyone he speaks with, however briefly, comes away with the impression of a thoughtful and serious person who is more pragmatic than ideological, and whom they are willing to support in principle.
MEET OBAMA’S 27-YEAR-OLD SPEECHWRITER
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/17/AR2008121703903.html 
When Obama moves to the White House next month, Favreau will join his staff as the youngest person ever to be selected as chief speechwriter. He helps shape almost every word Obama says, yet the two men have formed a concert so harmonized that Favreau's own voice disappears.

Comment
BUCHANAN: OBAMA’S WAR
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21496.htm 
Yet, last month, the war against the Taliban entered its eighth year, the second longest war in our history, and America and NATO have never been nearer to strategic defeat. So critical is the situation that Defense Secretary Robert Gates, in Kandahar last week, promised rapid deployment, before any Taliban spring offensive, of two and perhaps three combat brigades of the 20,000 troops requested by Gen. David McKiernan. The first 4,000, from the 10th Mountain, are expected in January. With 34,000 U.S. soldiers already in country, half under NATO command, the 20,000 will increase U.S. forces there to 54,000, a 60 percent ratcheting up. Shades of LBJ, 1964-65. Afghanistan is going to be Obama's War. And upon its outcome will hang the fate of his presidency. Has he thought this through?
RAIMUNDO: THE BUBBLE OF EMPIRE. . .BREAKS
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13924 
The idea that the United States is the global hegemon, that we have first dibs on the title of world policemen – indeed, our entire post-WWII foreign policy – is nothing but a delusion. That is one of the chief lessons of the recent economic downturn, one that, unfortunately, the incoming administration has yet to face up to – and the pundits (ensconced as they are in the culture of hubris) have yet to realize.

Mashed Media
NYT LAUNCHES ‘INSTANT OP-ED’
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003923777 
The New York Times is planning to launch a new "Instant Op-Ed" next month that will allow the paper's Web site to post immediate expert viewpoints on breaking news, according to Editorial Page Editor Andrew Rosenthal.

Enviro Wacko
OCEANS TURNING ACIDIC FASTER THAN EXPECTED
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/12/18/world%e2%80%99s-oceans-turning-acidic-faster-than-expected/

Jesus H. Christ!
UNDERSTANDING GOD THROUGH ATHEISM
http://www.alternet.org/story/113063/why_atheism_may_be_the_best_way_to_understand_god/ 
As a writer, I worship clarity. If I need someone else to explain what I've written, I consider that a failure of the first order. God should surely do better. So why do the sacred texts of all religions always require someone to explain what they mean?

Spaced Out
MINERALS SUGGEST LIFE WAS POSSIBLE ON MARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/3836365/Minerals-suggest-life-could-have-survived-on-Mars.html

Obits
‘DEEP THROAT’
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/18/state/n220712S66.DTL 
RODDENBERRY’S WIDOW, MAJEL---VOICE OF COMPUTER ON ‘STAR TREK’
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBIT_MAJEL_RODDENBERRY?SITE=MIDTN&SECTION=INTERNATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT 
SLINGIN’ SAMMY BAUGH
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1219/p25s09-ussc.html
SAM BOTTOMS
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-bottoms18-2008dec18,0,6453698.story 

And in more important matters. . .

More Christmas Joy!
WONDERFUL LIFE? SORRY GEORGE, IT’S PITIFUL, DREADFUL
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/19/movies/19wond.html?_r=1&8dpc 
“It’s a Wonderful Life” is a terrifying, asphyxiating story about growing up and relinquishing your dreams, of seeing your father driven to the grave before his time, of living among bitter, small-minded people. It is a story of being trapped, of compromising, of watching others move ahead and away, of becoming so filled with rage that you verbally abuse your children, their teacher and your oppressively perfect wife. It is also a nightmare account of an endless home renovation.

Hey, Be-attle!
'MAGIC ALEX' SUES NYT FOR CALLING HIM ‘CHARLATAN’
http://www.out-law.com/page-9673 

GEOGRAPHY QUIZ
Hey, why not?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/18/TR041480K3.DTL 

Musique
BRENDEL BOWS OUT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/dec/19/alfred-brendel-vienna 
WHY MUSIC?
Viaduct?
http://www.economist.com/printedition/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=12795510
Today, people are so surrounded by other people’s music that they take it for granted, but as little as 100 years ago singsongs at home, the choir in the church and fiddlers in the pub were all that most people heard. . . The truth, of course, is that nobody yet knows why people respond to music. But, when the carol singers come calling, whether the emotion they induce is joy or pain, you may rest assured that science is trying to work out why.

For Art’s Sake
UNKNOWN DA VINCI DRAWINGS FOUND
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7791595.stm 

Animals in the news!
KAUAI’S FINE FEATHERED BIRDS OF PARADISE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/12/19/alohafriday121908.DTL

Where ya goin’?
TIDE POOLS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/18/SP6T14OE2L.DTL&type=living

And in the end. . .
WOLF POSTER
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Dogless_shepherd_uses_wolf_poster_to_control_his_flock_of_sheep&in_article_id=453067&in_page_id=2

12-17 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
WHITE CHRISTMAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k54RMk6yU0w
WINTER WONDERLAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HPMJshE-0M 
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBPwHdpepuI
LET IT SNOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJp8UvNGxI0
CHRISTMAS ISLAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_yANyiPUT8 
MELE KALIKIMAKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_BGqgbxdc
CHRISTMAS POLKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmA152x4XvY
PAT-A-PAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhEEm2VW0F8

On with the shoe:
Can't Afford No Shoes
http://www.fusion45.com/wp-content/uploads/audio/2008/Library%2010.29.08/Can%27t%20Afford%20No%20Shoes.mp3
Lyrics:
http://www.lyricsmuse.com/tracks/754275-Can_t_Afford_No_Shoes

Send an old shoe to Bush for Christmas. Or an old sock. Or a picture of an old shoe or old sock to this horrible man who has done such harm to the country and world. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/14/opinion/14rich.html?_r=1 

Mailing Address:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

OR TO THE BUSH LIBRARY
George W. Bush Presidential Library
c/o SMU
6425 Boaz Lane
Dallas TX 75205

skylines:
THIS BUD’S NOT FOR THE EU
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7786522.stm

NO BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR ADOLF HITLER CAMPBELL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/16/national/a162200S22.DTL 
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/how-twisted-naming-your-child-after- 
http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/12/happy-birthday-from-most-horrible.html

13 NEW HILTONS TO OPEN IN SAUDI ARABIA
http://www.hospitalitynet.org/news/154000320/4039090.html 

DEATH BY WEATHER ROCKET
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3793982/Weather-rocket-kills-man-and-blows-up-his-body-at-cremation.html

BURGER COLOGNE!
Smell like fried meat! What’s that? Most Americans already do?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3797892/Burger-King-releases-meat-scented-cologne.html 

And on to news and comment. . .

All the shoes that’s fit to print
CODE PINK TO STAGE WHITE HOUSE SHOE PROTEST
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Code_Pink_to_protest_for_shoethrowers_1217.html 
The theatrical anti-war group Code Pink plans to gather outside the White House today to protest for the release of the Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at President Bush over the weekend.
SHOE-THROWER A HERO TO HIS PEERS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003923325
SCHEER: THEY HATE US FOR OUR SHOES
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081216_a_farewell_and_an_epitaph_for_bush/
This invasion, according to then-Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, was supposed to be financed by Iraqi oil money, but instead has cost U.S. taxpayers more than $1 trillion.
MORFORD: TWELVE THINGS TO THROW AT BUSH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/12/17/notes121708.DTL
But this is Dubya we're talking about. Worst. President. Ever. Surely he deserves better. Surely he deserves something a bit more ... thoughtful? Profound? Ironic? After all, while a shoe is nice, it's also terribly cliched. Boring, even.
SOCK AND AWE
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Taking_a_swipe_at_Bush_Zaidi_inspir_12162008.html 

Kim Nook Yoo
LATEST PHOTOS OF N.KOREA’S KIM JONG IL
Don’t he look goooood?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/3812475/North-Korea-releases-more-Kim-Jong-il-photos-to-dispel-health-rumours.html 

Dickhead
DID CHENEY CONFESS TO A FELONY?
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2008/12/hbc-90004029
TURLEY: CHENEY ACTIONS UNAMBIGUOUSLY WAR CRIMES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Turley_Cheney_actions_unambiguously_war_crime_1217.html 
CHENEY: 'I THINK WE DID PRETTY WELL'
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/17/dick-cheney-interview-guantanamo-waterboarding 

All-melty dollar
WHEEEEE! FREE MONEY!
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/wheeee-free-money 
BUSH: “I ABANDONED FREE-MARKET PRINCIPLES”
What principles?
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Bush_says_sacrificed_free_market_pr_12162008.html 

Sen. Kennedy
THOMPSON: MEMO TO CLINTONITES--- LEAVE CAROLINE ALONE
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/13400
In a political culture where experience and qualifications take back seats to charisma and "star power," her right to assume the Senate post once held by her iconic uncle is as great as anyone who has held that position.
IS CAROLINE QUALIFIED? YOU BET
http://www.alternet.org/reproductivejustice/113478/is_caroline_kennedy_qualified_/

Enviro Wacko
NINE XMAS GIFTS FOR YOUR MOTHER. . .EARTH
http://www.alternet.org/environment/113131/9_christmas_gifts_you_can_give_to_your_mother_..._earth/ 
PLANET COOLED LAST YEAR---HUH?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1866862,00.html 

Mashed Media
DETROIT FREE PRESS CUTS
HOME DELIVERY TO THREE DAYS A WEEK

http://news.cnet.com/8300-1023_3-93.html?keyword=The+Detroit+Free+Press
BOYARSKY: WHAT FUTURE FOR THE INK-STAINED WRETCH?
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081216_boyarsky_dec_17_column/ 
The average entry-level reporter’s wages are $25,167 a year, according to Payscale.com. And today’s beginning reporters are asked to do more than those starting just a few years before. “In some cases it means being able to go out and report the story, write for online, shoot video, edit from the field, and update for the print edition. And in some cases it means shooting the pictures, creating a slideshow, putting it in Flash, and doing all that in addition to reporting,” Ernest Sotomayor, assistant dean of career services at Columbia’s Graduate School of Journalism, told Poynter Online.
RUDY THE CREEP TO REPLACE O’REILLY ON RADIO?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/17/rudy-oreilly-radio/ 

Comment
HELEN THOMAS: IT’S A DEPRESSION
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/389882_helenonline29.html 
ROBERTS: USA---COUNTRY WITHOUT MERCY
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21482.htm 
HEDGES: ISRAEL’S CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081215_israels_crime_against_humanity/

People’s Repugnic
14-YEAR-OLD GIRL BEATEN BY COPS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/police-beat-girl-3868.html

Oh, by the way. . .
KIDNAPPED DR. FORCED TO WED IN BANGLADESH
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/dec/17/law-bangladesh 
SONS OF NAZI CAMP SURVIVOR MEET FOR FIRST TIME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3812623/Sons-of-Nazi-concentration-camp-survivor-meet-for-first-time.html

And in more important matters. . .

KIRK DOUGLAS: MYSPACE’S OLDEST BLOGGER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3797825/Kirk-Douglas-becomes-MySpaces-oldest-celebrity-blogger.html 

Christmas joy!
VIDEO GUIDE TO A NICE VEGGIE XMAS DINNER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2008/dec/17/vegetarian-christmas-dinner-video-recipe
FLYING SANTAS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/3812054/Pictures-of-the-day-17-December-2008.html?image=5 

Film
BOUCHER: HOW TO TURN ‘BEEDLE AND THE BARD’ INTO A MOVIE
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2008/12/jk-rowlings-the.html#more
REVIEW: EASTWOOD IN ‘GRAN TORINO’
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-torino12-2008dec12,0,5039535.story

Musique
TELEGRAPH’S TOP PICKS OF THE YEAR
http://www.emusic.com/telegraphdownload 

Animals in the news!
WATCH: DOLPHIN STAMPEDE
http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/12/dolphin-stamped.html 

And in the end. . .
LONG CAB RIDE
http://www.fakeangeleno.com/2008/12/nyc-taxi-seen-in-culver-city.html 

12-16 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
HAPY BEETHOVEN'S BIRTHDAY
Pathetique
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2EeWH79zs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2nG1bt7IBM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRkr7WgQ_Y4 
9TH finale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNH10n6mB2E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abSaCSHRHHo 
6th 2nd movement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMITF0DWJyE
Piano/violin sonata # 8, first movement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNDkT4M8GAs 

On with the shoe:
Can't Afford No Shoes
http://www.fusion45.com/wp-content/uploads/audio/2008/Library%2010.29.08/Can%27t%20Afford%20No%20Shoes.mp3
Lyrics:
http://www.lyricsmuse.com/tracks/754275-Can_t_Afford_No_Shoes

Send an old shoe to Bush for Christmas. Or an old sock. Or a picture of an old shoe or old sock to this horrible man who has done such harm to the country and world. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/14/opinion/14rich.html?_r=1 

Mailing Address:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

OR TO THE BUSH LIBRARY
George W. Bush Presidential Library
c/o SMU
6425 Boaz Lane
Dallas TX 75205

skylines:
’WONDERFUL LIFE’ STAR: LIFE HASN’T BEEN WONDERFUL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3793553/Its-A-Wonderful-Life-Not-for-me-says-films-child-star.html

2000-YEAR-OLD COMPUTER IS WORKING AGAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2008/dec/11/antikythera-first-computer

MADONNA FALLS ON HER BONY ASS
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Madonna_falls_into_the_groove_after_embarrassing_stage_tumble_in_Rio&in_article_id=447397&in_page_id=7 

And on to news and comment. . .

WATCH: VARIOUS LOOKS AT THE SHOE-THROWING INCIDENT
http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/12/a-repository-of.html


All the shoes that’s fit to print
FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT, THE WORLD IS UNITED IN JOY, LAUGHTER!
http://ristocrats.blogspot.com/2008/12/ultimate-zappadan-miracle.html 
SHOE-THROWING HERO HAS BUSTED RIBS, ARM
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Bush_s_shoe_attacker_has_broken_arm_12162008.html
’BEATEN IN U.S. CUSTODY’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7785338.stm 
”That’s what happens in a free society.”---George W. Bush.
SHOE THROWER BEING TORTURED?
http://firedoglake.com/2008/12/15/shoe-thrower-being-tortured/
‘HE WANTED TO HUMILIATE TYRANT’
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/15/shoe.reporter.profile/index.html 
MORE SHOES FLYING IN IRAQ
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/shoe-thrower-causes-angst-for-us-security-forces/2008/12/16/1229189623235.html
SHOE-THROWER HATES U.S., IRAN ROLE IN IRAQ
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jNRHUv3d5re4SrbIqzQ6xGu5aDmgD953L5I00 
COMMENT: WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/16/waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop/?ref=opinion 
LISTEN: NEWSWEEK’S HIRSH SUPPORTS THE SHOE-THROWER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xw1p6bkM6A 


The Torture Never Stops
SENATE REPORT LINKS BUSH TO DETAINEE HOMICIDES, AND MEDIA YAWN
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21478.htm 
CHENEY ADMITS HE AUTHORIZED TORTURE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Cheney_admits_authorizing_detainees_torture_1215.html

SENATOR KENNEDY?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/16/us/politics/16caroline.html?_r=1&hp 
IS CAROLINE READY?
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1866621,00.html 

All-melty dollar
THE NEW, CLEAN-SHAVEN WORKING CLASS HOMELESS OF SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/16/BA5N14OGCD.DTL
PRIMARY CARE DOCTORS GOING BROKE
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-doctors15-2008dec15,0,4293105.story 

Mashed Media
FOX’S TOKEN LIBERAL TO COULTER: YOU ARE A HATE CRIME
Somebody needs to throw a shoe at her, too, preferably full of dog crap
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Colmes_to_Coulter_You_are_hate_1216.html
SF CHRON SENDS CUSTOMER SERVICE CALLS OVERSEAS
http://www.mediaworkers.org/index.php?ID=5795

Enviro Wacko
OBAMA’S GREEN TEAM
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/12/15/obamas-green-team/ 
JAPAN: GROUND ZERO FOR RECYCLING, NO-WASTE LIFESTYLE
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1216/p01s04-woap.html 
Three environmental models: Toyota's Prius factory, an electronics recycler, and a village that recycles 80 percent of its trash.

Jesus H. Christ!
STUDENTS TO BE TAUGHT: NO EVIDENCE OF GOD
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24797483-421,00.htm
THE CONFLUENCE OF EARLY CHRISTIANITY AND BUDDHISM
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2008/12/14/when_jesus_met_buddha/?page=full 
When Nestorian Christians were pressing across Central Asia during the sixth and seventh centuries, they met the missionaries and saints of an equally confident and expansionist religion: Mahayana Buddhism. Buddhists too wanted to take their saving message to the world, and launched great missions from India's monasteries and temples. In this diverse world, Buddhist and Christian monasteries were likely to stand side by side, as neighbors and even, sometimes, as collaborators. Some historians believe that Nestorian missionaries influenced the religious practices of the Buddhist religion then developing in Tibet. Monks spoke to monks.

Animals in the news!
HUMBOLDT SQUID THREATENED
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/dec/16/wildlife-climatechange 
HORSES RECOGNIZE ONE ANOTHER’S NEIGHS
(Duhh. . .)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3779102/Horses-can-recognise-individual-neighs-and-match-them-to-faces.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
DAILY TAIWAN/CHINA FLIGHTS BEGIN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7782946.stm 

Obit
PAINTER, CALLIGRAPHER, TEACHER CHARLES CHU
http://www.conncoll.edu/news/chu/
http://www.littlefrog.com/info?page=obituary
http://www.norwichbulletin.com/news/x635421718/Conn-College-scholar-master-painter-dies

And in more important matters. . .

Happy Beethoven’s Birthday
RICH: DUDAMEL, BEETHOVEN, AND SOUTH L.A.’S KIDS
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=a7_dWjq1uz.E&refer=muse
REVIEW: THE LATE SONATAS
http://www.boston.com/ae/music/articles/2008/12/16/a_perfect_balance_of_beethovens_late_sonatas/
BEETHOVEN’S BIRTH LEADS TO LONGER CDS
hhttp://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/12/dayintech_1216
CHUCK BERRY’S HOUSE ON NATIONAL REGISTER
(Figure it out.)
http://publicbroadcasting.net/kwmu/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=1441215&sectionID=1

Christmas Joy!
CHILDREN’S BOOK LISTS
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2008/12/15/gift-ideas-childrens-book-recommendations/ 

SLEEP ADVENTURES!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/joepublic/2008/dec/16/sexsomnia-sleep-secrets
Peeing in wardrobes, jumping through windows, eating beans on toast and singing wildly, very loudly.

Hey, Be-attle!
HEY, PAUL---FIRST ‘POLITICAL’ STATEMENT
BY A BEATLE CAME FROM GEORGE
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2008/12/15/welshman-changed-the-beatles-says-mccartney-91466-22476615/ 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OgkjcW0g4 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8HYm10tlI 

REVIEW: NEW ‘STAR TREK’: ALL 12-YEAR-OLDS AND WHIZZ-BANG
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/dec/16/star-trek-trailer-review

WHAT DID CLEOPATRA LOOK LIKE?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/3792872/Elizabeth-Taylors-Cleopatra-nowhere-near-reality.html 

Books
THIRD BOOK OF THE BIBLE DUE. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/dec/16/james-frey-bible 

Light reading
DARWIN’S ASTOUNDING ACHIEVEMENT
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=darwins-living-legacy 
DON’T GET DRUNK IN NEW YORK
Oh! It’s sooo passé, darlings!
http://proof.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/15/drunkenfreude/

And in the end. . .
OUR TRIBUTE TO BETTIE PAGE AND TEMPEST STORM
Such poetry! Such innocence! Such pastoral romping!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVoPji_aOro&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YOuDIo0y4&feature=related

12-15 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
JINGLE BELLS (HIBARI MISORA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbzkC0wq7p4 
KORN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8dYlNpSBZc 
CRAZY FROGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Hy97GNQxI 
DIANA KRALL, CLAYTON-HAMILTON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHE0NxBJu4
PUPPINI SISTERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTpqcDCaIws 
COCKATIEL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeDWEaZWiQE 
COMPUTER GEEK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fNI6KbbQI8
AGNETHA FALKSKOG AND LINDA ULVAEUS BJALLERKLANG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9MBGwe9D9I 
KARAOKE FISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VThuiGr6ud8 
KITTIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot4wIPmZSwg 
“TURKISH”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzKvUyZu9LY 

SKYLINES:
Quotatious: "This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog...This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq."

NAKED VETERINARIANS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3775748/Naked-students-pose-for-charity.html

GIANT SPIDER FOUND IN VIETNAM!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3761269/Spider-as-big-as-a-plate-among-scores-of-new-species-found-in-Greater-Mekong.html
Exclusive footage of the spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNrc3ZAINuI 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8 

LAID OFF EMPLOYEE SHOOTS BOSS AT XMAS PARTY!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081213/christmasparty_shooting_081213/20081213?hub=TopStories 

Wonderful old couple die in boating accident
Though in 90’s, they were headed to camp out at the South Pole
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/15/BASA14O18E.DTL&tsp=1 

ACTOR NECK-CUTTING WAS ACCIDENT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/15/austria-theatre 

A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2008/dec/15/pg-tips-monkey 

And on to news and size 10 comment. . .

All the shoes that's fit to print!
LINDORFF: SHOE-THROWER DID WHAT JOURNALISTS
SHOULD HAVE DONE LONG AGO

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/243
Meanwhile, I’m suggesting that my alma mater, the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, hire al=Zaidi to teach a class in press conference journalism techniques. They should make it a multi-year appointment, because if he left after just one year, his would be difficult shoes to fill.
ANWAR: IN PRAISE OF THE SHOE-THROWER!
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21464.htm
Let me tell you more about Muntather Al-Zaidi. Muntather was kidnapped, tortured and humiliated and when released he resumed his work as a journalist at the Baghdadia TV. He graduated from Baghdad University in Journalism.
FREE THE SHOE THROWER!
Thousands of Iraqis take to streets demanding release of heroic reporter
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/3776098/Thousands-demand-release-of-shoe-throwing-journalist.html 
SHOE-THROWER ‘ARRESTED AND INTERROGATED’
Probably naked at the bottom of a dogpile in Abu Ghraib, by now. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/3774306/Iraqi-journalist-who-threw-shoes-at-Bush-arrested-and-interrogated.html 
SOME GOOD NEWS: PERINO HIT IN FACE WITH MICROPHONE
http://www.mlive.com/us-politics/index.ssf/2008/12/perino_bruised_in_shoehurling.html 
ARAB WORLD RAVES FOR SHOE-THROWER
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gQ_qepPMldIrmehDuPIy1-Zlwi5w 
"Throwing the shoes at Bush was the best goodbye kiss ever... it expresses how Iraqis and other Arabs hate Bush," wrote Musa Barhoumeh, editor of Jordan's independent Al-Gahd Arabic newspaper.
WATCH: SLO-MO, AND IRAQI PEOPLE SPEAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY5U3Yp4tKI
WATCH: WITH CELEBRATORY MUSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHEQei0uOqo

George W. Asshole
BUSH DISMISSES SHOE-THROWING INCIDENT
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/15/bush-dismiss-shoe 
I don’t think you can take one guy throwing shoes and say this represents a broad movement in Iraq.
BUSH ON NO AL-QAEDA IN IRAQ BEFORE U.S. INVASION: “SO WHAT”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/15/bush-so-what/

DEADLY VIRUS TO SWEEP BRITAIN
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Deadly_winter_vomiting_bug_to_sweep_Britain&in_article_id=445626&in_page_id=34 

America, my casino
MADOFF SCANDAL HITS $50 BILLION---$50 BILLION
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122933474726606471.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
Alleged Ponzi Scheme's Victims Include Lautenberg, Zuckerman, Spielberg's Charity
BANKS HIT WORLDWIDE BY U.S. FRAUD
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7783236.stm 

Comment
SEN. OBAMA, YOU’RE NO HONEST ABE
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/13278
President-elect Barack Obama is many things, including a groundbreaker in the world of Presidential politics but his obsession with comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln is starting to rub some Presidential historians the wrong way.

Israelity
GAZA FAMILIES EATING GRASS
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21455.htm 

The Torture Never Stops
25-YEAR-OLD ‘DETAINEE’ DIES IN U.S. CUSTODY---OF ‘HEART ATTACK’
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081215/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iraq_detainee_death

Mashed Media
OH NO! EVIL RACIST AMERICA STILL PUTS
WHITE MEN IN CHARGE OF SUNDAY TV NEWS! OH NO!

All white males must be eradicated from positions of authority in all fields! Now! They are all evil! This is payback!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/14/MN2014MH0T.DTL 
RUTTEN: MURDOCH AN IDIOT-SAVANT WHO EXPLOITS WEAKNESS
http://www.latimes.com/features/books/la-et-rutten3-2008dec03,0,7497625.story

Jesus H. Christ!
PALIN’S CHURCH BURNS
Yeah, what’s the bad news?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palins_home_church_damaged_by_arson_1213.htm

Enviro Wacko
OAK TREES LOSING THEIR ACORNS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/acorn-shortage-east-coast-8544.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
MEET THE ONLY MAN EVER TO ESCAPE FROM A N. KOREA PRISON CAMP
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/10/AR2008121003855_pf.html 

And in more important matters. . .

JAPAN CRACKS U.S. POP CULTURE HEGEMONY
We’re not even the leaders in cultural crapola anymore
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1215/p01s04-woap.html

Hey! Be-attle!
YESTERDAY STILL POISONS MCCARTNEY

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/george_pitcher/blog/2008/12/14/yesterday_still_poisons_paul_mccartney 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3743977/Sir-Paul-McCartney-I-politicised-the-Beatles.html
related:
WILD BOARS WREAK HAVOC ON MCCARTNEY’S LAND!
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/12/10/Neighbors_upset_about_McCartney_boars/UPI-21261228946851/

Christmas Joy!
DOES FATHER XMAS LIVE IN FINNISH LAPLAND?
http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article12210701.aspx
I recently took my oldest son, 5-year-old Sander, along with me on a business trip to Finnish Lapland so he could meet the “real” Santa Claus. So many acquaintances have asked me what on Earth possessed me to take a 5-year-old to the Arctic Circle in the middle of December — I’m still not exactly sure myself, but I’m guessing parental guilt played as big a role as any. Even the elves at Santa’s Office, in Santa Claus’ Village, in Rovaniemi, Finland seemed incredulous that we should come from so far away to stand in line for something we could have experienced at the local mall.
TREE THREATENS TO EAT LIVING ROOM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3775615/Family-buys-giant-Christmas-tree-that-is-taller-than-their-house.html
14,000 SANTAS MARCH IN SPAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3760576/14000-Santa-Clauses-break-world-record.html 

Obit
GEORGE BRECHT, FLUXUS FOUNDER
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/15/arts/music/15brecht.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

For Art’s Sake
PAINTING OF ‘BLACK FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE’ BOUGHT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/artsales/3775848/Painting-of-black-Florence-Nightingale-Mary-Seacole-bought-for-130000.html
MAN IN MAO
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,596191,00.html

Books
ANOTHER LIGHTWEIGHT WOMAN BECOMES A HIT NOVELIST
Women just love to read naval-gazing crap about themselves, don’t they?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1215/p13s05-woap.html 
WHY PUBLISHERS FAIL
They dumb everything down
http://www.forbes.com/opinions/2008/12/12/book-publishing-authors-oped-cx_lo_1212osborne.html

And in the end. . .
S&M BARBIE
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1428128.ece 

12-12 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
OLD BLACK JOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2AwYKUxAA
MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ56WP4Hz9w
I DREAM OF JEANNIE WITH THE LIGHT BROWN HAIR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYaRmIdBYHE
BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T932B2P3spM 
CAMPTOWN RACES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYptXPHiAE
OH SUSANNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2UJp3vN-y0
OLD FOLKS AT HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOObPhTYi9I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTxaVfhAnTc
HARD TIMES COME AGAIN NO MORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXZxMFzigUQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIalvXTPyA0
HAPPY XMAS
YO YO MA, JAKE SHIMABUKURO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T932B2P3spM 


SKYLINES:
TAJ MAHAL WARS!
India pissed over Bangladesh copy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/bangladesh/3711608/Taj-Mahal-replica-sparks-row.html 

MAN SPRAYS TP’ING TEENS WITH FOX URINE, IS CHARGED
Where the hell did he get fox urine?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/11/national/a175814S60.DTL

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SPRAY TOM CRUISE WITH FOX URINE?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Cruise_turns_into_Elvis_on_US_TV&in_article_id=443839&in_page_id=7 

And on to news and comment. . .

EMANUEL DUCKS BLAGOJEVICH QUESTIONS
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/ConductUnbecoming/story?id=6449745&page=1
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2008/12/obama_chief_of_staff_emanuel_p.html 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081212/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_illinois_governor
The complaint states Blagojevich wanted a promise of a high-level appointment or some other reward for Blagojevich in exchange for Blagojevich naming Obama's friend Valerie Jarrett to replace him in the U.S. Senate. (Rip Post comment: although this is apparently ordinary political dealmaking and cronyism, it badly taints Emanuel, who should resign immediately, and the fledgling Obama administration. It also appears to contradict Obama’s statements about no one on his staff discussing the senate seat with Blagojevich.)
REZKO SENTENCING DELAYED---
HE IS FEEDING FEDS INFO ON BLAGOJEVICH
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/12/obama-blago-rah.html 
JACKSON JR.: THE TROUBLE WITH BEING CANDIDATE 5
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1866058,00.html 

Auto Motive
WHITE HOUSE TO GIVE HANDOUT TO DETROIT?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/13/business/13auto.html?_r=1&hp 
GM CONSIDERS BANKRUPTCY AS BAILOUT FAILS
http://business.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081211.wautowrap1211/BNStory/Business/home
GM COULD LOSE 40 PERCENT OF ITS DEALERS
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aFOJZrQ21D.U&refer=us

FEDS HIDE BAILOUT RECIPIENT NAMES
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=apx7XNLnZZlc&refer=home 

Spaced out
DOES OBAMA WANT TO GROUND NASA’S NEXT MOON PROJECT?
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1866045,00.html 
Getting into a shouting match with the HR rep is not exactly the best way to land a job. But according to the Orlando Sentinel, that's just what happened last week between NASA administrator Mike Griffin and Lori Garver, a member of Barack Obama's transition team who will help decide if Griffin keeps his post once the President-elect takes office. If the contretemps did occur, it could help doom not only the NASA chief's chances, but the space agency's ambitious plans to get Americans back to the moon.

Comment
REVOKING ISRAEL’S UN MEMBERSHIP
(Revoke the Saudis' instead. . .)
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21440.htm
The Gaza Strip is now the largest concentration camp in the world. The situation grows steadily more insufferable for the 1.5 million Palestinians who live there. Deliveries of food, medicine and fuel are made difficult or stopped altogether. Child malnutrition is increasing. Water supplies and drainage have ceased to function. Children die for lack of healthcare. Tunnels to Egypt, dug by hand, are the only breathing space. Journalists and diplomats are denied entry. Israel is planning more military efforts. The Palestinians in Gaza are now to be starved into surrender and become an Egyptian problem.
KLEIN: THE AIMLESS WAR IN AFGHANISTAN
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1865730,00.html?iid=tsmodule 
We know what the mission used to be — to kill or capture Osama bin Laden and destroy his al-Qaeda command. But once bin Laden slipped away, the mission morphed into a vast, messy nation — building effort to support the allegedly democratic Karzai government. There was a certain logic to that. The Taliban and al-Qaeda can't base themselves in Afghanistan if something resembling a stable, secure nation-state exists there. But the mission was also historically implausible: Afghanistan has never had a strong central government. It has been governed for thousands of years by local and regional tribal coalitions.

The Torture Never Stops
SENATE REPORT: RUMSFELD TO BLAME FOR TORTURE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Senate_report_Rumsfeld_to_blame_for_1211.html
ASHCROFT: GITMO IS ‘HUMANITARIAN’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/12/ashcroft-detainees-humanitarian/ 

Enviro Wacko
WHAT THE HELL IS AN ENERGY CZAR, ANYWAY?
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/12/11/whats-an-energy-czar-anyway/

Mashed Media
CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER MUSIC WRITER SUES OVER DEMOTION
Says orchestra lobbied for his removal, and paper caved
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003922286 
MOST OUTRAGEOUS MEDIA COMMENTS OF 2008
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/111857/the_most_outrageous_media_comments_of_2008/ 

Animals in the news!
ELEPHANTS LIVE HALF AS LONG IN CAPTIVITY
Unless they’re poached
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/3709284/Elephants-in-zoos-live-less-than-half-as-long-as-wild-ones-shows-study.html
LA CANADA/FLINTRIDGE UPSET OVER PEACOCKS!
Life is tough!
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&id=6551472&rss=rss-kabc-article-6551472
"They are loud. They disrupt our sleep. They leave their fecal matter all over our yard," said Phelan, 42.

More spaced out
WITH BLACK HOLES, ASTRONOMERS GO WITH THE FLOW
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2008/12/11/with-black-holes-astronomers-learn-to-go-with-the-flow

Oh, by the way. . .
ASHCROFT: MAYBE I MAKE BETTER DECISIONS ON MORPHINE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/I_make_right_call_when_I_1211.html
BELAFONTE’S MLK PAPERS WITHDRAWN FROM SOTHEBY’S
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3722350/Martin-Luther-King-papers-auction-halted-over-row-with-singer.html

Obit
BETTIE PAGE
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/arts/12page.html?ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Christmas joy!
WATCH OUT, LITTLE (ITALIAN) KIDS---
LA BEFANA’S GONNA GET YOU

http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,596060,00.html 
ATWATER VILLAGE CHRISTMAS ACRIMONY!
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-outthere12-2008dec12,0,6749046.story 
There was no sign of the bickering that has consumed civic leaders -- over whether they should buy environmentally friendly Christmas lights, or which group of city boosters should have the honor of supplying those candy canes to the pigtailed girls.

JAPAN STORES FOOT ENERGY
Really. . .foot energy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/3721841/Japan-harnesses-energy-from-footsteps.html 

Musique
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLIOT CARTER
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/arts/music/12carter.html?hp 

Books
ARROGANT, DESPICABLE “AGENT” ON HER REJECTION LETTERS
Who are these jackasses?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/dec/03/publishers-rejection-letters 
But the danger in being too nice is that the jilted writer will come back to you, much like the rejected boyfriend so unbruised by your kid gloves that he feels you haven't quite split up.

Light reading
MODERN SLANG
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081229/crain/single 
There's more slang in the world than dictionaries can capture, and there's no reason for them to repeat one another's labor. Absent from both the Oxford and the Routledge, for example, are "lede," "hook" in its journalistic sense (unless you count the seventeenth meaning given by Routledge: "in a confidence swindle, the stage in the swindle when the victim is fully committed to the scheme"), "nut graf," "disco rice," "cougar" and "kittenhead."

Film
REVIEW: ‘DAY EARTH STOOD STILL’ STINKS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/11/DDOF14LKG7.DTL 
WATCH: MAKING HUNTER S. THOMPSON, THE MOVIE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2008/dec/10/alex-gibney-video-interview 

And in the end. . .
RAISIN BRAHMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKgBdrsqvjs

12-11 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
MELE KALIKIMAKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhiB5Y-iEW4 
I YUST GO NUTS AT CHRISTMAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8SqY9crHA8 
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFj4D11Wmn4
YINGLE BELLS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSF8vGO2Dvs
RUDOLPH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFtOQfuNZLA
I WAS SANTA AT THE SCHOOL HOUSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fLodvl1Z0 
THE BEATLES' FOURTH XMAS MESSAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CAggVKOW4 
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, BY JOHN CLEESE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-uNQ2oQACk 
AND OF COURSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Sv0DniGmI


SKYLINES:
KNIVES SWITCHED, ACTOR SLASHES THROAT ON STAGE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7777086.stm 

Gloria Steinem’s Worst Nightmare
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2023392.ece

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/1210/

BOBBIES TO GET TASERS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1211/p01s01-wogn.htm 

BOY SURVIVES ARROW THROUGH SKULL
You may not want to look at this one
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Miracle_as_boy_survives_after_arrow_shot_through_his_skull&in_article_id=441885&in_page_id=34 

CREEPO ANISTON GOES NAKED IN GQ
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jennifer_Aniston_naked_in_GQ_magazine&in_article_id=441895&in_page_id=7 

CARTOON: BLAGOJAGOVELICHAVICH’S ‘GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE’
Or whatever the asshole’s name is
http://www.drawger.com/zinasaunders/images/Blagojevich.jpg 

And on to news and comment. . .

OBAMA TO OFFER ISRAEL ‘NUCLEAR UMBRELLA’
Er, um. . .doesn’t Israel have its own nuclear arsenal?
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21431.htm

AN ENLIGHTENED CHOICE FOR ENERGY CHIEF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/10/MNGT14LPGS.DTL
"After the anti-science Bush administration, this is like going to a Mensa meeting after eight years of being trapped in the Flat Earth Society."

Lost Angeles
SAVING HOMEBOY INDUSTRIES---THE GOOD NEWS AND BAD
http://witnessla.com/gangs/2008/admin/saving-homeboy-industries-the-good-the-bad-news/

Iraq and Roll
YAWN: 55 WIPED OUT IN RESTAURANT BOMBING
Mission accomplished, Mr. Prez!
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1865827,00.html 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7777342.stm 

Obama nation
OBAMA AIMS TO ‘REBOOT IMAGE’ IN MUSLIM WORLD
Will travel to a Muslim capital to make speech soon
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/11/obama-white-house-barackobama/print 
WILL JACKSON JR. LINK UNDO OBAMA?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/3704284/Jesse-Jackson-Jr-named-as-man-who-tried-to-buy-Obamas-seat.html
KRISTOF: OBAMA’S ‘SECRETARY OF FOOD?’
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/opinion/11kristof.html?em
An online petition that can be found at www.fooddemocracynow.org calls for a reformist pick for agriculture secretary — and names six terrific candidates, such as Chuck Hassebrook, a reformer in Nebraska. On several occasions in the campaign, Mr. Obama made comments showing a deep understanding of food issues, but the names that people in the food industry say are under consideration for agriculture secretary represent the problem more than the solution. Change we can believe in?
Related:
OBAMA APPOINTS ‘HEALTH REFORM’ DEPUTY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/11/jeanne-lambrew-announcement/ 
OBAMA APPROVAL UP AMONG MCCAIN SUPPORTERS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Poll_Obama_gains_among_McCain_supporters_1211.html 
INSANE, OBSESSED, WEIRD OBAMA RANT OF THE WEEK!
These people walk among us
http://www.newswithviews.com/Vieira/edwin186.htm 

LINDORFF: WORKERS OF AMERICA, WAKE UP!
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/242 
Americans across the nation need to contact their congressional representatives and senators, and President-Elect Barack Obama (who backed the workers at Republic), and demand that as one of the first acts of the new Congress, they pass into law the Employee Free Choice Act—a labor law reform that would end the ability of employers to stall off union elections for years, and to refuse to bargain a first contract with a new union.

The Torture Never Stops
WATCH: INSIDE GITMO
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/dec/12/kinks-popandrock

Enviro Wacko
PLANS FOR ALL-GREEN ‘ECO CITY’ IN S. KOREA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3701921/Nazis-drew-up-secret-plans-for-Kamikaze-bomb-plane-to-attack-Britain.html
TOP FIVE ECO-FRIENDLY WATER BOTTLES
http://www.time.com/time/travel/article/0,31542,1865754,00.html 

Eats
WHAT’S WITH THE BIG LOBSTER GLUT?
You’re even finding it in cat food now
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/10/dining/10appe.html?em 
MED JOURNALS TO START PUSHING RED MEAT?
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/111000/health_experts_make_a_perverse_push_for_fat-rich%2C_red_meat_diets/ 
“I LIVE NEXT TO A WENDY’S”
http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article12100801.aspx
Wendy's does leave the sidewalk greasy, but other people have neighbors that they can only speak to through Dr. Phil. At the Border's around the corner from me, employees wake you if they find you asleep in one of those oversized chairs tucked into bends in bookshelves (I know this first-hand), but nobody will wake you up at Wendy's.

Auto Motive
VW ROLLS THE DICE ON TENNESSEE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,595770,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
SECRET NAZI ‘KAMIKAZE’ PLANE PLANS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3701921/Nazis-drew-up-secret-plans-for-Kamikaze-bomb-plane-to-attack-Britain.html 
GALLERY: WHY GREENLAND IS CUTTING TIES TO DENMARK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/dec/11/climatechange-greenland?picture=340586373 

Obit
ACTOR ROBERT PROSKY
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/theater/11prosky.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

JUDGE JUDY: RAKING IN THE DOUGH
BY TURNING JUSTICE INTO A BITCH-FEST

Why does no one point out that this nasty woman cuts people off and refuses to hear evidence---just for entertainment?
http://www.reason.com/news/show/130327.html 
To reinforce this notion, Judge Judy is forever yipping at litigants for wasting her time, as if there is something she'd rather be doing than getting paid $38 million a year just to insult losers arguing over unpaid telephone bills.

REVIEWS OF (NICE) NEW FILM BY 110-YEAR-OLD PETER O’ TOOLE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sponsored/entertainment/dean_spanley/3544522/Dean-Spanley---review-of-the-new-film-starring-Peter-OToole.html
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/film/film-23342506-details/Dean+Spanley/filmReview.do?reviewId=23600086 

Christmas Joy!
VICAR BANS ‘O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3707556/Vicar-bans-Christmas-carol-O-Little-Town-of-Bethlehem.html 
FIVE XMAS ALBUM RECOMMENDATIONS
I’d skip all except for Yo Yo Ma. . .
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1210/p25s09-almp.html 

THE SEARCH FOR A GOOD OBAMA MIMIC
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1865369,00.html 

THE NIGHT JOHN LENNON CAME TO MY APARTMENT
http://mrbellersneighborhood.com/story.php?storyid=2237

REVIEW: KINKS BOXED SET
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/dec/12/kinks-popandrock 

Where ya goin’?
KAILUA: THE NEW WESTERN WHITE HOUSE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hawaii/detail?&entry_id=32016&type=travel
LET’S GO SURFIN’. . .IN ENGLAND?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,595642,00.html
With a planned artificial reef, a British seaside resort hopes to cash in on European surfing tourism. When completed, the underwater ramp is expected to create waves as high as 13 feet.

And in the end. . .
OKAY, YOUSE GUYS, GIMME THE DOUGH OR YA SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES
http://blog.alfiegoodrich.com/index.php?showimage=371


12-09 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
BONGWATER, SCREAMIN’ JAY HAWKINS, THE FABULOUS PUSSYWILLOWS, BOB WEIR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbw7NJLWPw4
THE FABULOUS. . .ARTIS THE SPOONMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnFToFMFBYs 
BONGWATER: THE DRUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5asohoiR6E 
THE BONG SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wTBTLLsTYI 
BONGWATER: PSYCHEDELIC SEWING ROOM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkClQXMwVg0
ARTIS ROCKS ROSSINI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0D4k3ie64
BONGO FURY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bmevEDn2tA 
ARTIS ENCORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX3s8NUN9AI 
http://www.artisthespoonman.net/ 


SKYLINES:
TURKEY SLAUGHTERED BEHIND PALIN GOES FOR $225
Too bad nobody saw the face of Jesus in its ass---could have gotten tens of thousands. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Turkey_slaughtered_in_Palins_presence_fetches_1209.html

CHARRED MONKEY MEAT!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Charred_monkey_meat_found_in_mans_luggage&in_article_id=437857&in_page_id=2 

OPRAH GAINING ON KIRSTIE ALLEY!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/09/entertainment/e020007S07.DTL&tsp=1

BRITS SAVING MONEY BY EATING TONGUES, BRAINS, KIDNEYS. . .
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1864670,00.html 

AUSSIES EATING CAMELS, KANGAROOS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3688740/Save-the-outback-eat-a-camel.html

70-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GIVES BIRTH
Wonder what she ate. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3683289/Indian-woman-gives-birth-at-age-of-70.html 

And on to news and comment. . .

CITY OF L.A. SUES. . .GANG?
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-gang-sued9-2008dec09,0,5929260.story
The lawsuit targets nine imprisoned leaders of the 18th Street gang, including two leaders of the Mexican Mafia, and demands civil damages on behalf of residents of two city neighborhoods. If successful, the suit would distribute proceeds from seized homes, businesses and other assets to neighborhood residents who cannot file suit themselves because they fear retaliation, prosecutors say.

NEXT: BAILOUT FOR LAS VEGAS?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/09/ensign-casino-bailout/ 

OBAMA SENDS AMERRYGUNS INTO A GUN-BUYING FRENZY
http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=1209
In one of the most stunning(ly retarded) examples of hysteria since the days of stocking up on duct tape and plastic bags to fortify one’s home against dirty nuclear bombs, Barack Obama’s victory has triggered a buying frenzy at America’s gun retailers.

ILLINOIS GOV ARRESTED---
TRIED TO SELL OBAMA’S VACANT SENATE SEAT

He should also be busted for hair abuse. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/09/blagojevich-arrested/ 
Before the arrest, the Chicago Tribune had reported that a “three-year federal corruption investigation of pay-to-play politics in Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s administration has expanded to include his impending selection of a new U.S. senator to succeed President-elect Barack Obama.”

TOMMY CHONG’S PROSECUTOR DARES OBAMA TO FIRE HER
Fine public servant spent $12 million of taxpayer money to prosecute Chong for selling bongs
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/GOP_prosecutor_who_targeted_Chong_daring_1208.html 
Accompanying music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q559R0DFXz4 

MEXICO BRACES FOR DETROIT FALLOUT
Auto woes of the Big Three could hurt plants south of the border – and spur migration north.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1209/p01s02-woam.html 
AUTO BAILOUT PLAN CALLS FOR ‘CAR CZAR’
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/12941

STORE REVERSES ITSELF, WILL PAY COMPENSATION
TO SON OF MURDERED EMPLOYEE

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/09/MNTP14KFTT.DTL 

Obama Nation
HOW RAHM EMANUEL MADE MEGA-MILLIONS, BOUGHT HIS WAY TO POWER
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/110396/how_rahm_emanuel_made_mega-millions_and_bought_his_way_to_power/ 

Tearism
INDIA RELEASES PHOTOS OF MUMBAI FIENDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/09/india-mumbai
RAIMUNDO: CASE OF THE TELLTALE HOAX
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13873 
What this underscores – apart from the tenuous character of human existence and the utter absurdity of life – is how delicate the balance of terror is these days. One false move and – ka-boom! – the world (or a good chunk of it) goes up in a puff of smoke. If you like your humor dark and unsweetened, then this is mordantly funny. What's not so funny, however, is the probable answer to the obvious question: who made the call?

Comment
THOMPSON: OBAMBA---TOO MANY BROKEN PROMISES?
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/12923 
Obama said lobbyists - the real power brokers in Washington - would have no role in his government yet his transition team is packed with lobbyists and they're the ones making recommendations on who should get top jobs and setting the legislative agenda of the new administration.
SHINKSEKI---RESTORING A GOOD MAN’S HONOR
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/12967 
One of the enduring blemishes on the Bush administration's record is its shabby treatment of then-Army chief of staff Eric Shinseki. Shinseki's sin was twofold: In the run-up to the Iraq war, he contradicted the received wisdom of President Bush's top civilians at the Pentagon and he was proved right.

Mashed Media
LAT KILLS FREELANCE PAYMENTS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/12/payments_to_lat_freelance.php 
MORE TROUBLE COMING FOR BANKRUPT TRIBUNE, LAT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003920487 
THE AUDACITY OF ZELL
http://www.laobserved.com/biz/2008/12/post_198.php
MYSPACE JOINS GOOGLE
What is this, a Japanese monster movie?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/08/financial/f200219S65.DTL&tsp=1 
Look at this LAT “news story” about San Diego plane crash. . .Deaths aren’t mentioned till the 5th paragraph. . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-jetcrash9-2008dec09,0,1422044.story 

Religion
BUSH GRUNTS ABOUT GOD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2008/dec/09/george-bush-religion
”I just, I can't go there. I'm not that confident in knowing, you know, the Almighty, to be able to say, 'Yeah, God wanted me of all the other people.”
LAST OF THE ZOROASTRIANS
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1864931,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
PILOTS CRASH, SURVIVE NIGHT ON ICE FLOE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7773046.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
EAST L.A. PURSUES CITYHOOD
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1210/p01s01-usgn.html 
As the rumble of lowriders echoes down narrow streets lined with taco trucks and mural-covered walls, Oscar Gonzales walks from yard to yard. "We're gathering signatures to make East L.A. into a city of its own," he tells one woman at a small house just off Cesar Chavez Blvd., named for the leader of the Chicano rights movement of the early 1960s. "We don't have a mayor or city council, so when the community goes to the state capital or Washington to bring back money, nobody is out there fighting for us."
RESTORED COLE’S CHALLENGES PHILIPPE’S (AGAIN)
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-earlybird8-2008dec08,0,4012793.story 
THIS IS WHAT A MILLION BUCKS WILL GET YOU IN L.A., HOME-WISE
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/12/hello_old_friend_venice_million_dollar_home_returns.php 

Christmas joy!
BAD SANTAS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/blog/2008/dec/09/bad-santas-work-and-careers

For Art’s Sake
FREE ART!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/charlottehigginsblog/2008/dec/09/art 

Fashism
JAPANESE NOW CRAZY FOR EYELASHES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3689055/Eyelash-extension-craze-sweeps-Japan.html 

Where ya goin’?
SURINAME
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/07/TRCR13EL21.DTL 
BEWARE THE ‘COURTESY GAP’ IN BEIJING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/07/TR0414D367.DTL 

And in the end. . .
WOMAN KISSES TO DEAF
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7772902.stm

12-08 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
All these years later, his murder just feels more tragic, outrageous.
EMPTY GARDEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZzXEFDznoA 
HERE TODAY
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/rememberinglennon08.html 
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9IemLC4Onw 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XznLPbt_MI 
I CALL YOUR NAME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmSADebifo 
ISOLATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xCXkqDGEoU 
AKA TOMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKNagdlLbFo 

SKYLINES:
TAIWAN BABY’S FIRST VISION: HELLO KITTY!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3680683/Hello-Kitty-themed-maternity-hospital-opens-in-Taiwan.html 

WOMAN FLIES WITH HER FEET
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3681441/Woman-born-with-no-arms-becomes-first-pilot-to-fly-plane-using-only-feet.html 

PALIN FINDS BLAME FOR RECESSION
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/12/cartoon_palin_blames_recession_on_marx_brothers.html 

‘POTTER’ STAR EMMA WATSON ‘READY TO STRIP NAKED’
”It’s part of my job,” she says. (We are not making this stuff up.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3661349/Emma-Watson-would-go-naked-on-screen.html 

GOLD-DIGGING WIVES NEED BAILOUT!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/3527803/Recession-When-the-money-goes-so-does-the-toxic-wife.html 


And on to news and comment. . .

'HOAX' PHONE CALL ALMOST
CAUSED INDIA/PAKI NUKE WAR

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Hoax_call_almost_took_nuclear_powers_1207.html 

COKE, PEPSI USED AS PESTICIDES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fpEgurO-ec

KRUGMAN: U.S. AUTO INDUSTRY TO DISAPPEAR
And none too soon. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Krugman_US_auto_industry_will_probably_1208.html 

NYT TO BORROW AGAINST BUILDING
Murdoch is salivating in the wings. . .
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/business/media/08times.html 

All-Melty dollar
CASH-RICH CHINESE GO HOUSE-HUNTING IN THE U.S.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/asia/la-fi-chinahomes7-2008dec07,0,3055086.story |
LINDORFF: CAR DEALER EXPLAINS WHY THE ‘BAILOUT’ IS A RAW DEAL
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/241
What’s needed, clearly, is not money for the big commercial banks that got greedy and ran into a ditch. It’s support for the American people, so that they don’t have to hunker down into a crouch and not continue to participate in the economy.
 
GOOGLE GETS FROOGLE
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1864136,00.html

Israelity
NO MORE BLANK CHECKS FOR ISRAEL UNDER OBAMA?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_spells_end_of_blank_cheques_1207.html 

GITMO DETAINEES WANT TO ‘CONFESS’ TO 9/11
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/08/september-11-confessions

Come, Mr. Taliban. . .
TALIBAN IN 72 PERCENT OF AFGHANISTAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Thinktank_West_in_danger_of_losing_1208.html
ANAND GOPAL: WHO ARE THE TALIBAN?
http://www.tomdispatch.com/post/175010 
Al-Qaeda's vision of global jihad doesn't resonate in the rugged highlands and windswept deserts of southern Afghanistan. Instead, the major concern throughout much of the country is intensely local: personal safety.

QUEEN CONDI: ‘THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE WISE IN WANTING CHANGE’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/08/rice-americans-wise/ 

Obama Nation
OBAMA SUPPORTS STRIKING WORKERS
http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2008/12/change_i_can_believe_in_3.php 
CHARLOTTE HIGGINS: OBAMA---THE NEW CICERO
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/26/barack-obama-usa1
Here's the thing: to understand the next four years of American politics, you are going to need to understand something of the politics of ancient Greece and Rome.
SHINSEKI WILL HEAD V.A.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/07/shinseki-veterans/ 
Shinseki is most famous for publicly contradicting Bush administration officials’ overly optimistic predictions about the war in Iraq.

BUSH ‘BURROWS’ 18 MORE---LAST TUESDAY ALONE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/07/bush-burrowing/ 

American Reem
FAT COLLEGES STICK IT TO PARENTS
Prez-es getting raises as tuition leaps
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122844276224181879.html
Let's start with presidential salaries. In its latest survey, published last month, the Chronicle reports that compensation for private university presidents rose on average 6% in the past year, a figure that represents 50% more than the standard annual merit increase for private-sector employees. The total compensation (salary plus benefits) of three private university presidents for 2007, the most recent year for which data are available, was in the stratosphere: Columbia University's Lee C. Bollinger earned $1,411,894 and Northwestern University's Henry S. Bienen, $1,742,560; Suffolk University in Massachusetts paid David J. Sargent $2,800,461.

Enviro Wacko
GREEN BANKS: PAYING COUNTRIES TO KEEP THEIR TREES
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1864302,00.html
BACK AT JUNK VALUE, RECYCLABLES PILE UP
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/12/08/business/08recycle.php
Trash has crashed. The economic downturn has decimated the U.S. market for recycled materials like cardboard, plastic, newspaper and metals. Across the country, this junk is accumulating by the ton in the yards and warehouses of recycling contractors, which are unable to find buyers or are unwilling to sell at rock-bottom prices.
CONTINENTAL AIRLINES TO TEST BIOFUEL PLANE
Powered by French fries. . .
http://blog.cleveland.com/business/2008/12/continental_airlines_to_fly_te.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
DOCTOR HELD CAPTIVE BY BANGLADESH FAMILY FORCED MARRIAGE SCHEME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3659356/NHS-doctor-held-captive-by-family-in-Bangladesh-facing-forced-marriage.html 
AFRICAN ALBINOS HUNTED FOR BODY PARTS
We are not making this stuff up.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/tanzania/3661836/Albinos-hunted-for-body-parts-in-Africa.html

Obits
NINA FOCH
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/movies/08foch.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
BEVERLY GARLAND
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/movies/08garland.html?ref=obituaries


And in more important matters. . .

Christmas joy!
EUROPE’S CHRISTMAS MARKETS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1208/p17s01-lign.html
My first Christmas abroad caught me by surprise. The heart and soul of my new home – Prague's highly esteemed Old Town Square – had been transformed, seemingly overnight, into a scene from a Charles Dickens novel.
LAPLAND XMAS PARK CLOSES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/dec/08/lapland-new-forest-christmas 

50 BEST VIDEO GAMES OF 2008
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/technologyreviews/videogamereviewsandpreviews/3550904/The-50-best-games-of-2008.html

Musique
PIAF’S GREEK LOVER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/08/edith-piaf-letters-dimitris-horn 

For Art’s Sake
GAUDI BETRAYED?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/jonathanjonesblog/2008/dec/08/gaudi-sagrada-familia 
YUMEJI
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/12/art_takehisa_yumeji.html 

And in the end. . .
HAVE A POTATO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3683126/Worlds-heaviest-potato-grown-by-farmer-in-Lebanon.html
 

12-05 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
FZ:
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF WHEN YOU DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpwMyTOleEc 
IGOR'S BOOGIE, PHASE TWO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZLGkSnktew
HOLIDAY IN BERLIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCQJE81EiE 
PORN WARS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB76RphKmdM 
YELLOW SHARK OVERTURE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C2ZsuUqiHY
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjFFqertvY
OUTRAGE AT VALDEZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjEXjiWonN4
GREGGERY PECCARY (PART ONE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqMflEYv_7U
GREGGERY PECCARY (PART TWO)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBgboOfhRM
FRANK, JOHN, YOKO (GASP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3G0ct-480g
LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrDL6rqhMM
SLEEP DIRT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbUi0izSWVU

SKYLINES:
Man killed for “hogging karaoke”
Good reason!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7766666.stm 
Related:
Man picks nose to death
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Nose_picking_habit_kills_man&in_article_id=434191&in_page_id=34 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/1204/ 

Proof: Madonna is a vampire
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Madonnas_new_%A36m_Louis_Vuitton_pictures_revealed&in_article_id=434050&in_page_id=7 
And so is. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3565708/Boy-George-found-guilty-of-handcuffing-escort-after-photo-shoot.html 

And in Frank Zappa matters. . .

December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa
WHOM TO FOLLOW: ZAPPA OR GOD?
(Think we’ll stick with Zappa.)
http://www.thevalleychronicle.com/articles/2008/11/28/opinion/letters%20to%20editor/06letter.txt 
ZAPPA RETURNS!
http://www.stereophile.com/musicrecordings/1108zap/  
Zappa's real legacy is as a composer. He is one of those historic figures who takes on a new life after death, when the details of his personality are sublimated by the resonating impact of what he has left behind.
ZAPPA’S GHOST VISITS LIBRARY OF CONGRESS!
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2008/11/21/frank-zappas-ghost-visits-the-library-of-congress/ 
ZAPPA VISITS MUSICIAN’S DREAMS, MAKES HIM DO WEIRD THINGS!
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2008/nov/12/blurt3/ 
MAN HAS STRANGE ZAPPA MEMORY!
http://orato.com/podium/2008/11/26/meeting-frank-zappa 
FESTIVAL OF ZAPPADAN
http://ristocrats.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-that-most-wonderful-time-of-year.html 
TWO NEW FZ ALBUMS AT ZAPPA.COM
http://www.zappa.com
ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA---WEST COAST TOUR
http://www.zappa.com/zpz/tourdates.html 
http://www.livedaily.com/news/15326.html
DWEEZIL NOMINATED FOR GRAMMY
http://blogs.laweekly.com/play/news/grammy-nominations-predictable/ 
STILL TIME TO SEE THE EXCELLENT “JOE’S GARAGE”
http://www.openfist.org/ 
WORD TO THE WISE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_klzJI5htE

And on to news and comment. . .

BERKELEY CITY COUNCIL TO CHARGE
JOHN YOO WITH WAR CRIMES?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/05/BAVM14H16D.DTL&tsp=1 

BASEBALL BAILOUT!
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081204_bailout_ballpark/ 
The U.S. taxpayer is on the hook for more than $300 billion of Citigroup’s junk investments, so where did the ailing bank find $400 million to put its name on the New York Mets’ new stadium?

BUSH-APPOINTED U.S. ATTORNEY REFUSES TO LEAVE UNDER OBAMA
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/05/mary-beth-buchanan-job/ 

Israelity
ISRAEL PLANS FOR IRAN ATTACK WITHOUT U.S. INVOLVEMENT
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1227702421218&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
JEWISH SETTLERS IN HEBRON SHOOT PALESTINIAN MEN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/05/hebron-settlers-shooting-israel-palestinians
The Israeli human rights group B'Tselem has released graphic video footage showing settlers fighting with Palestinians in Hebron and shooting two men at close range in the hours after a settler house was evacuated by police yesterday.

American reem
LISTEN: THE HOMELESS OF LAS VEGAS
Some live right under the casinos
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97800190&ft=1&f=17 

Sarah Payless
SERRAH’S MAKE-UP AND HAIR? A MERE $110, 000!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palins_traveling_makeup_artist_paid_32000_1205.html 
SERRAH: KILL MORE WILD ANIMALS! IT’S GOOD FOR ALASKA!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/05/palin-health/ 

Enviro Wacko
PIG POWER: IT’S THE SHIT!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/science/earth/04meat.html?em
They cook manure from their 3,000 pigs to capture the methane trapped within it, and then use the gas to make electricity for the local power grid.

Iraq and Roll
WHITE HOUSE ALTERED IRAQ DOCUMENTS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_altered_documents_on_coalition_1205.html 

Mashed Media
WATCH: MSNBC---THE NEW FOX?
(Sorry, but MSNBC doesn’t pretend to be “fair and balanced,” and fully acknowledges its left slant. Plus the IQ’s are about 60 points higher.)
http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/20081202_daily_show_is_msnbc_the_new_fox_news/?ln

Comment
RAIMUNDO: OBAMA IS NOT ENDING THE IRAQ WAR
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13857
Tens of thousands – a prime target for terrorists, a "residual force" that, in any other context, would be seen as an army of occupation, and a reminder to the Iraqis that they still aren't free of us, nor we of them. That "residual" force, we are told, could number as high as 70,000 troops "for a substantial time even beyond 2011." At a cost of billions, to be sure.
BUCHANAN: WHAT IS THE RATIONALE FOR THE MUMBAI ATTACK?
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21371.htm
India and Pakistan both have a vital interest in no new war. But a new war is exactly what the terrorists killed for and died for. Should it come, they win - and enter history as revolutionary terrorists alongside Princip and the perpetrators of 9/11.

Words, words
MAN GETS SIX MONTHS IN PRISON FOR SAYING ‘FUCK’ IN COURT
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20081205/NEWS01/812050363 
RANT ON CRAIGSLIST, GO TO JAIL
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,462446,00.html 

(Lack of) Health
BALLS AND BRAINS
The quality of a man’s sperm depends on how intelligent he is, and vice versa.
http://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm?story_id=12719355 

Spaced Out
TWEETS FROM MARS
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/NASA_lands_a_cosmic_first_with_twee_12052008.html
MARS SCIENCE LAB LAUNCH DELAYED TWO YEARS
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2008/12/04/nasa-delays-mars-science-laboratory-launch-to-2011/ 
ANCIENT CLIMATE CYCLES RECORDED IN MARS ROCKS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081204141801.htm
ZAPPAFRANK!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3834_Zappafrank
3834 Zappafrank is a small main belt asteroid. It was discovered by Ladislav Brožek in 1980 at Kleť Observatory. Zappafrank is entirely undistinguished, aside from the fact that it has been named after Frank Zappa, the eclectic rock musician, on July 22, 1994.

Animals in the news

EXTINCT MONKEY FOUND IN VIETNAM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2008/dec/05/tonkin-monkey 
SLIDE SHOW: ANIMALS AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/dec/04/1?picture=340379045 

Obits
WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS AMNESIAC IS GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/05/us/05hm.html?ref=obituaries 


And in more important matters. . .

Christmas Joy!
BLACK PETER
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,594709,00.html 
Few European Christmas traditions elicit as many diverse and divergent opinions as Black Pete of the Netherlands. Santa's former slave may have been whitewashed in recent years, but many still view him as a racist caricature from the country's colonial past.

SF TOASTS THE REPEAL OF PROHIBITION AGAIN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/05/MNMO14IBLS.DTL 
Accompanying music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jQZVqN9pnk 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOp-QMYrkck 
lyrics:
http://www3.clearlight.com/~acsa/introjs.htm?/~acsa/songfile/BROWNEYD.HTM 

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/12/06/arts/peepsat.php 

Musique
STRANGE NEW MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MAY REMAKE COMPUTERS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,594709,00.html 
PAUL, RINGO NOMINATED FOR GRAMMIES
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1204grammyawards08.html 

Books
OFFBEAT ATLASES
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1202/p25s13-algn.html 
‘ATLAS OF TRUE NAMES’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/3547816/The-Atlas-of-True-Names.html 
"You Must Remember This"
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/12/07/arts/idbriefs6A.php 
REVIEW: BEEDLE THE BARD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/12/04/bobeedle104.xml 

WHITE RUSSIANS ARE BACK, COURTESY OF “BIG LEBOWSKI”
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/dining/03lebo.html?_r=1&ei=5070&emc=eta1 

Where ya goin’?
UNTRAMMELED OAHU
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/03/DDDE14FUEQ.DTL&type=travel
RICH TOWN OF BLACK GOLD
http://www.metro.co.uk/travel/article.html?Digging_for_buried_treasures_in_Brazil&in_article_id=432247&in_page_id=5&in_a_source= 

And in the end. . .
ZAPPA
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=frank+zappa

12-04 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
WOODY GUTHRIE AND LEADBELLY, WNYC 1940
(Thanks to Jack Oakes)
http://www.downhomeradioshow.com/2007/01/leadbelly-woody-guthrie-live-on-wnyc-1940/

SKYLINES:
ZAPPA BLOGSWARM TOMORROW
http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal/open-thread-40 

Here you are, kiddies---Jennifer Aniston topless, more or less
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jennifer_Aniston_shows_her_wet_T-shirt_boobs_in_new_2009_calender&in_article_id=432174&in_page_id=7 
Related:
130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?130,000_inflatable_breasts_lost_at_sea&in_article_id=432203&in_page_id=2

TEDDY BEARS IN SPACE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2008/dec/04/teddy-bears-space

WORLD’S OLDEST POT STASH FOUND
http://news.mobile.msn.com/en-us/articles.aspx?afid=1&aid=28034925 

Lost Angeles
FAMED HOLLYWOOD STRIP CLUB BURNS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/04/state/n071514S75.DTL&tsp=1

KILLER ARMCHAIRS FROM CHINA
Really. . .the world should just cease all trade with China immediately. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/3547273/Toxic-leather-armchair-kills-father-son-and-cat-family-claims.html 

SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE NEW ROWLING BOOK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/dec/04/harry-potter-beedle-bard


And on to news and comment. . .

BRITAIN TORTURED OBAMA’S GRANDFATHER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2008/dec/03/obama-grandfather-maumau-torture

Your Corporatocracy at work!
INDIANA GUARDSMEN SUE KBR OVER CHEM EXPOSURE
http://www.democracynow.org/2008/12/4/indiana_guardsmen_sue_kbr_over_chemical 
KBR GAVE SOLDIERS ICE TAINTED WITH ‘BODY FLUIDS’ AND ROTTING HUMAN REMAINS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/04/kbr-lawsuit-human-remains/ 
Gulf War Syndrome affects 700,000---gov’t. study
http://www.democracynow.org/2008/12/4/govt_study_concludes_gulf_war_syndrome 

MSNBC’S CHRIS MATTHEWS TO RUN FOR SENATE
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16190.html 

Mashed Media
MEDIA MAKES KIDS SICK
Turns them into fat, smoking, sex addicts
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/01/AR2008120102920.html
CABLE COMPANIES TRYING TO KILL PUBLIC ACCESS
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-access4-2008dec04,0,6187876.story 
ONLINE JOURNALISTS JAILED MORE THAN ANY OTHER MEDIUM
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003919510 

All-melty dollar
GOOD NEWS: GM, CHRYSLER CONSIDERING BANKRUPTCY
That’ll teach you to make SUVs, greedbarons
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/GM_Chrysler_considering_bankruptcy_report_1204.html 

Yo-ho, yo-ho
HERE COMES THE BLACKWATER. . .NAVY
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122826117332273945.html 

Enviro Wacko
PIECE OF CALIF. PARADISE ABOUT TO TRAMPLED BY PUBLIC
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/04/MNBI14F7QG.DTL
By early spring, about 5,630 acres near the mouth of the Russian River could be open to the public, revealing redwood forests, wildflower meadows and flowing streams, home to rare birds and frogs.
THERE IS NO ‘CLEAN COAL’---AND GORE WILL PROVE IT
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/04/reality-coalition-launch/ 
MONBIOT: WE’RE THE POLAR BEARS
http://www.alternet.org/environment/109546/forget_the_polar_bears_--_the_climate_crisis_is_about_all_of_us_/ 
George Bush is behaving like a furious defaulter whose home is about to be repossessed. Smashing the porcelain, ripping the doors off their hinges, he is determined that there will be nothing worth owning by the time the bastards kick him out. His midnight regulations, opening America's wilderness to logging and mining, trashing pollution controls, tearing up conservation laws, will do almost as much damage in the last 60 days of his presidency as he achieved in the foregoing 3,000.

Sarah payless
RNC TO REPORT ANOTHER $30K PALIN SPENT ON CLOTHES
What did she buy, gold-plated panties?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/RNC_to_report_another_30000_spent_1204.html 
WITCH DOCTOR KILLED ‘POSSESSED’ CHILDREN
Wonder if he worked with the guy who prayed with Palin?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/peru/3545998/Lost-city-of-cloud-people-found-in-Peru.html 

Tearism
MUMBAI TERRORISTS ON ACID, COKE?
(Rip Post: Very unlikely that they were on acid.)
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1864049,00.html?xid=rss-world 
JIHADISTS CALL FOR ‘YOUTUBE INVASION’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3547072/Jihadist-forum-calls-for-YouTube-Invasion.html

Comment
"I’M GONNA REALLY MISS DESTROYING THIS PLACE’---BUSH
(Okay, it’s The Onion---but the most realistic news around is to be found here.)
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_really_gonna_miss 

Israelity
ISRAEL DRAGS JEWISH SETTLERS FROM HEBRON
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/04/israel-hebron-eviction 

Japonica
JAPAN’S OBSESSION WITH BLOOD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/04/japan-world-news 
TOKYO TUNA AUCTION BANS TOURISTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3547775/Tourists-banned-from-famous-Tokyo-tuna-auctions-at-worlds-biggest-fish-market.htm

Spaced out
SPACE PHOTOS OF THE WEEK
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/12/photogalleries/space-photos-week22/index.html

Oh, by the way. . .
DUBAI TRILLION-DOLLAR BUILDING BOOM FALTERS
Maybe you can pick up a skyscraper. . .cheap
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1204/p06s01-wome.html 


And in more important matters. . .

Xmas Joy
SLIDE SHOW: LIGHTS AROUND THE WORLD
Certainly the nicest part of the holiday
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3548203/Christmas-lights-from-around-the-world.html
WHAT KIND OF TREE IS JUSTIFIABLE?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/ethicallivingblog/2008/dec/04/christmas  

TIPPING IS NOT A CITY IN CHINA---BUT IT’S DOWN
Take it from the waiters
http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/52599/ 

Musique
ANOTHER ‘BRILLIANT COMEBACK’ FOR LIZA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/dec/04/liza-minnelli-broadway-palace 
ELLIOT CARTER, COMPOSING LEGEND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/12/04/bmcarter104.xml 
But the Living Legend, when it opens the door of the brownstone apartment in New York, turns out to be a diminutive, white-haired, wholly unscary man in shorts and braces. He has surprisingly sturdy legs for someone just a few months short of his 100th birthday and, as he ushers me in, he waves his walking stick ostentatiously to show he doesn't really need it.

REMEMBERING 1951
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2008/dec/04/1951-interestrates-culture?picture=340362501 

‘LOST CITY OF CLOUD PEOPLE’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/peru/3545998/Lost-city-of-cloud-people-found-in-Peru.html 

Beat poets: 40 years of letters
http://blog.oregonlive.com/books/2008/11/beat_poets_40_years_of_letters.html
Gary Snyder's first letter to Allen Ginsberg, dated Feb. 24, 1956, starts with some poetry and ends with a request for money. Ginsberg responds with $10 and a promise to send more.

Where ya goin’?
TREE HOUSE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/03/NSF913S7NI.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
BLOG STUFF WE’RE SICK OF
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/12/blog_stuff_were_sick_of.html?f=most-commented-24h-10 
MARTINA HAS GUTS
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Martina_shows_lots_of_guts_in_foul_trial&in_article_id=430706&in_page_id=7

12-03 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT:
ODETTA
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=odetta&search_type=&aq=-1&oq=


SKYLINES:
R.I.P. ODETTA
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/arts/music/03odetta.html?ref=obituaries

RAILROAD TIE FOUND ON MARS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/3544076/Picture-sparks-claims-of-wood-on-Mars.html

FUNNY HEADLINE OF THE WEEK
http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/20081202_nixon_tapes_confirm_sour_personality/?ln 
Related:
MY FAVORITE RADIO SHOW EVER!
http://amygdalagf.blogspot.com/2008/12/never-new-nixon.html

POLANSKI SEEKS DISMISSAL OF L.A. SEX CASE
The Rip Post covered this story, read the original police report. Roman was obviously sandbagged by a mom and her rather precocious 13-year-old daughter, but gee Roman---she was 13. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/dec/03/roman-polanski 

TEXT-MESSAGE SURGEON SAVES BOY’S LIFE
Performed amputation by text-message instruction
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/3543479/British-surgeon-in-DR-Congo-amputates-boys-arm-using-text-message-instructions.html

MAN JAILED FOR SEXUAL INTER-HORSE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3543414/Man-jailed-for-having-sex-with-a-horse.html 

MAN CAN KEEP CUT-UP MONEY---NOW HE HAS TO PUT IT ALL BACK TOGETHER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3545342/Cleaner-told-he-can-keep-10000-in-cut-up-banknotes-if-he-can-piece-it-together.html 

HELP, I’M A DUCK!
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/12/cartoon_help_im_a_duck.html 


And on to news and comment. . .

U.S. REFUSES TO SIGN ANTI-CLUSTER BOMB TREATY
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Some_100_countries_ban_cluster_bomb_12032008.html 

INSURANCE CO. DENIES BENEFITS TO SON OF MURDER VICTIM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/02/MN1514DSB4.DTL&tsp=1
Woman was killed at work, but insurance rules that it was not “work-related” (hahahahaha)

BRAIN SCAN AIRPORT ID
Soon "they" will check your brain profile instead of your fingerprints
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/12/02/airport.security/index.html

Obama Nation
Big Dope Richardson: tainted obama appointment
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/12508 

Electile Dysfunction
FRANKEN CLAIMS TO BE DOWN BY 50
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Franken_campaign_says_recount_margin_down_1202.html 
JEBBIE TO RUN FOR SENATE (be very afraid)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Jeb_Bush_considers_Senate_run_1202.html 

Plame-out
CRAZY NOVAK: I DIDN’T HURT VALERIE PLAME
Says he would “out” her again because “The left was trying to ruin me.”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/03/novak-plame-2/ 

Raimundo
: The Meaning of Mumbai

http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13848
Forget the differences between Sunnis and Shi'ites. That's so yesterday. What we're dealing with now, in the Pakistani-Indian rivalry, is a true war of civilizations, pitting Muslims against Hindus. India's 9/11: that's what they're calling it, and the pattern fits in certain ways, particularly when it comes to forewarnings.

Christmas Joy!
CELEBRATE XMAS IN BARCELONA---WITH A LITTLE DEFECATION!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3545223/Caganers-figurines-of-defecating-world-leaders-in-Catalan-nativity-scenes.html
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,592677,00.html 
ROASTING RUDOLPH: HAVE A NICE REINDEER STEAK, KIDDIES!
Boycott Ikea! They sell reindeer salami!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2008/dec/03/reindeer-meat-christmas 
COCCO: IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS!
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081201_merry_wal_mart_america_part_ii/
The victim was, in fact, a seasonal worker not hired by Wal-Mart but by an employment agency. The crowd had been building overnight at the entrance of the sprawling store in Valley Stream—by 3:30 a.m., Nassau County police already had been called to calm the throng. They were among an estimated 73.6 million shoppers around the country who turned out for day-after-Thanksgiving sales, lured in part by pre-dawn “doorbuster” specials, a term that turns out to have been tragically literal.
WHITE HOUSE PULLS IMPEACHMENT ORNAMENT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_xmas_tree_to_feature_1202.html 
MILLION-DOLLAR XMAS TREE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3541432/Worlds-most-expensive-Christmas-tree-on-display.html 
ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY CHRISTMAS TREE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/02/national/a133605S88.DTL 
SLIDE SHOW: A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1863633,00.html 

America the beautiful
COLLEGE MAY SOON BE UNAFFORDABLE TO MOST IN U.S.
Isn’t it already?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/education/03college.html?em 
U.S. PUSHES TO INCREASE NUMBER OF COLLEGE GRADS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1204/p02s01-ussc.html 
Despite improvements since the early 1990s, the US ranks 15th of 29 developed nations in terms of degrees granted: For every 100 students enrolled, countries such as Switzerland, Japan, and Australia award 26 degrees, compared with the 18 in the US. In fact, nearly half of American students at four-year colleges don't finish within six years, according to a report card released Wednesday by a higher-education policy group.

Auto-Motive
BIG THREE PROMISE ELECTRIC CARS---TO GET $34 BILLION TAXPAYER BAILOUT
Screw the Big Three. Let them go belly-up.
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/12/03/seeking-34-billion-from-congress-automakers-promise-electric-cars/ 
By 2012, GM promises to offer 15 hybrid models. It currently offers six, more than any manufacturer.The company is also expected to sell its Saab brand, as well as Hummer, a brand loathed by environmentalists worldwide.
HAWAII IS FIRST STATE WITH ELECTRIC CAR STATIONS
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/business/AP-Electric-Car-Stations.html
FLYING CAR FOR SALE ON EBAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/3544161/Flying-car-up-for-sale-on-eBay.html 

Animals in the news!
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE NICE PENGUINS, KIDS!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/12/081201-penguins-warming.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
‘SUPER ANTS’ INVADING EUROPE, BRITAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/dec/03/super-ants-invade-uk-wildlife-gardens
Exclusive footage of the ants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2PLls02gOU 

And in more important matters. . .

WORLD’S OLDEST KITTY CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3545370/Worlds-oldest-cat-celebrates-100th-birthday.html 
Accompanying music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZfSBKgp6WQ 

MAVERICK SURFERS OF HALF-MOON BAY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/03/MNP314G2JU.DTL

THE SEARCH FOR SAFFRON
On the trail of the worlds’s most expensive spice
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1203/p18s01-lifo.html 

Books
REMEMBERING CONDUCTOR SARAH CALDWELL
http://chronicle.com/temp/email2.php?id=bcDXbKzCnPzBWMX8rVTjhd2t9fxxHmPJ
It wasn't easy to take a good photograph of Caldwell, who neglected her appearance and often weighed 300 pounds. But as these two volumes demonstrate, it's even harder to get a clear image of Caldwell's personality, her legacy, and whatever it was that drove her to become one of the most respected, and frustrating, opera leaders in America.
Grand Theft Auto, Twitter and Beowulf---
all demonstrate that stories will never die

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/25/bostory125.xml&page=1 

Where ya goin’?
26-MILE BIKERIDE THROUGH SILVERLAKE AND ECHO PARK
http://www.theeastsiderla.com/2008/12/riding-away-those-thanksgiving-calories.html 

And in the end
IVANA TRUMP’S 22-YEAR-OLD BOY TOY
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Ivana_trumps_hubby_No.4...&in_article_id=428398&in_page_id=7 
KEIRA KNIGHTLY’S TERRIFYING CHOPPERS
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Keira_finally_smiles._Quick_stop_her!&in_article_id=426180&in_page_id=7

12-02 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIcRN7oyRB4 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmkE5Yza054 
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33snxM-RmL8 
. . .WITH LYRICS, SUNG BY DAFFY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q526mSA3TRs&feature=related 
. . .PERFORMED BY MERRY-GO-ROUND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOyl5f8NWwA 
. . .AND, OF COURSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMJ_2vDZKnY 
ENTRANCE OF THE GLADIATORS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YtQZD1zbTY 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcaukw_26o 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 

SKYLINES:
HONEY, LET’S GO ON A CRUISE!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081202/ap_on_re_af/piracy

WATCH: BUSH GETS PEACE MEDAL
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_awarded_International_Medal_of_PEACE_1202.html
Exclusive: Here is the music that was played during the ceremony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN06x9FJzLA 

QUEEN CONDI PLAYS FOR QUEEN LIZ
She should have stuck with the piano
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2008/dec/02/condoleezza-rice-piano-queen 

Lost Angeles
PUPPETS HIT BY RECESSION
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/02/theater/02pupp.html?_r=2&hp 

UGANDAN MEN SUCKERS FOR CHLORFORMED BREASTS
Now there’s a headline. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/uganda/3541361/Ugandan-men-warned-of-booby-trap-after-chloroform-attacks.html 

SHOT TWICE, BUCK NEARLY TAKES OUT HUNTER
Too bad the bastard wasn’t gored to death
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Undead_deer_gains_revenge_on_hunter&in_article_id=428205&in_page_id=2 


And on to news and comment. . .

LINDORFF: A TALE OF TWO TERROR ATTACKS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/239 
Before the odor of burned gunpowder has left the air of the Taj Mahal Hotel in Mumbai, the US is lecturing India not to go off half-cocked and attack Pakistan, simply because all of the attackers in the terrorist assaults in that city arrived by boat, apparently from neighboring Pakistan. US officials, including Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, are calling on India to engage in a “transparent” and “thorough” investigation into the attacks to establish who was responsible. How different this is from the American government’s response to the 9-11 attacks in the US!

Impeachy Keen
WHITE HOUSE ‘IMPEACH BUSH’ CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/02/ornament/ 

JEB BUSH: REPUGS SHOULD FORM ‘SHADOW GOVERNMENT’
We are not making this stuff up!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Jeb_Bush_GOP_should_create_a_1201.html 

CHENEY INDICTMENT DROPPED
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Cheney_Gonzales_indictments_dropped_1201.html 

ONE IN FIVE AMERICANS HAS A PERSONALITY DISORDER!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28002991/ 

BUSH FCC CHAIR MULLS PORN-FREE INTERNET
That would be a like a greed-free Wall Street
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_FCC_chairman_considering_pornfree_Internet_1201.html 

People’s Repugnic/mashed media
BELGIAN TV CREW ATTACKED BY CHINA GOV’T. THUGS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/belgian-reporting-team-robbed-beaten-chinese-aids-orphans-aids-blood-tranfusion-victims-7963.html 
The news team planned to visit a local NGO, which cares for local orphans and provides medical care to AIDS patients. However, the local authorities and police had received a written notice to prohibit NGO staff from contacting the news team before they arrived. A president of one orphanage was under house arrest. But some NGO staff agreed to cooperate with the team.

Comment
Paul Craig Roberts: The Cost of Hegemony Is Beyond Reach
http://www.antiwar.com/roberts/?articleid=13841 
Undeterred by massive budget deficits from wars, a falling economy, and financial bailouts, the U.S. government has managed to start a new cold war with Russia.
Obama's Economic Team: Records of Failure
http://www.counterpunch.org/millet12012008.html 
Claiming that you intend to regulate the global economy while giving decisional power to people who are responsible for its deregulation, is like giving the job of fireman to arsonists.

Animals in the news
CAN THE BLUEFIN TUNA BE SAVED?
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1862255,00.html 

Good old humans
WOMAN BILKED WHILE BATTLING CANCER
”Friend” set up credit cards, etc.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/02/BUB414BF0O.DTL

Obit
UTZON, SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE ARCHITECT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7757042.stml 


And in more important matters. . .

RUN, SANTA! HERE COMES THE KRAMPUS!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,594050,00.html 
Santa's all well and good, but darker things have always lurked in Austria's woods. Take the Krampus, a towering, hairy creature with a long, long tongue, goat's head and horns and cloven feet. Krampus is no dancing Greek satyr. Instead, he roams rural Austria clad in chains and carrying a stick, terrifying misbehaving children on Dec. 5, the night before St. Nicholas' Day.

SHATNER TALK SHOW DEBUTS TODAY
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7760470.stm 

Musique
MARION COOK: FORGOTTEN VIOLINIST
http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_4_urb-will_marion_cook.html 
Will Marion Cook is a name to reckon with in the history of black American music. “His great genius will always be a guiding star to those of us who remain,” black violinist Clarence Cameron White wrote on hearing of Cook’s death. Trumpeter Arthur Briggs called Cook “the greatest real musician ever.” Duke Ellington and Eubie Blake praised him as a mentor.
OPERA BEING USED TO SELL CONDOMS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/tomserviceblog/2008/dec/02/durex-mozart-ad
THOMAS SIGNS UP FOR ‘YOUTUBE SYMPHONY’
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/02/DDSP14F5N7.DTL&type=music
One is the creation of a four-minute collaborative piece written by Tan, the Grammy-winning Chinese-born composer of such works as the opera "The Last Emperor." Music for individual parts will be posted online, and musicians worldwide can upload their performances - played on any instrument - to be combined into a video mashup of the entire work.

Africa
SENEGALESE FIND OASIS IN A LIBRARY
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/12/02/senegalese-thirsty-to-learn-find-an-oasis-in-a-simple-library/ 
SLIDE SHOW: VANISHING AFRICA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/gallery/2008/nov/25/tribal-portraits-african-photography?picture=339823976 
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE PYGMIES?
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/people-places/34347839.html 
Some 50 Pygmies of the Baka clan lead me single file through a steaming rain forest in Cameroon. Scrambling across tree trunks over streams, we hack through heavy undergrowth with machetes and cut away vinelike lianas hanging like curtains in our path. After two hours, we reach a small clearing beneath a hardwood tree canopy that almost blots out the sky.

For Art’s Sake
AWFUL KINKADE ALSO PAINTS. . .NAKED LADIES
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/26/AR2008112604021.html 

And in the end. . .
BACKHOE BUCKET BRIDE
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/12/02/chinese-tractor-bucket-wedding-plunge-mid-air/

12-01 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
GEORGE
MY SWEET LORD 2000
better than the original!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeXOWH85QPY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcAeuRvmzrI 
THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EToo66wwwt4 
BE HERE NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUGa0v0bz1w 
STUCK INSIDE A CLOUD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pfOKPX4Cs 
MARWA BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4I4KvFu9_I
THE LIGHT THAT HAS LIGHTED THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qgf8fYGcmk 
THE DAY THE WORLD GETS ROUND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9t571klxlg
DEEP BLUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999uKLFmt5w 
NEVER GET OVER YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wx0KRyFBqU 
JUST FOR TODAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qe2ZjD7v6Y

SKYLINES:
HAPPY FACE IN THE SKY
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2008/11/30/venus-and-jupiter-and-the-moon-oh-my/ 

L.A. FILM FESTIVAL HEAD QUITS OVER PROP. 8
Mormon gave money to support the measure
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/28/DD3O14DIN1.DTL 

Watch: ‘Four-Wheel Bob’ trains for Kilamanjaro
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?&o=12&f=/c/a/2008/11/29/MNGG142CIB.DTL

LOT OF BULL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3539091/Britains-biggest-bullock-weighs-in-at-more-than-3500lbs.html 

And on to news and comment. . .

Enviro Wacko
VENICE HAS WORST FLOODS IN 40 YEARS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/01/italy-venice-flooding



BUSH: ‘I WAS UNPREPARED FOR WAR’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_I_was_unprepared_for_war_1201.html
---AND HE WAS ALSO UNPREPARED FOR ECONOMICS
http://money.cnn.com/2008/12/01/news/ignored_warnings.ap/index.htm?postversion=2008120106
The Bush administration backed off proposed crackdowns on no-money-down, interest-only mortgages years before the economy collapsed, buckling to pressure from some of the same banks that have now failed. It ignored remarkably prescient warnings that foretold the financial meltdown, according to an Associated Press review of regulatory documents
BUSH TO RECEIVE ‘MEDAL OF PEACE’. . . HUH?
We are not making this stuff up!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/01/bush-peace/ 
Bush comments
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/headzup-bushs-view-success 

Impeachy Keen
IMPEACHMENT ADS TO AIR IN CALIFORNIA
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Impeachment_spot_to_run_in_California_1201.htm

Obama Nation
HILLARY: CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN?
http://www.alternet.org/audits/109264/hillary_clinton%27s_disdain_for_international_law_--_change_we_can_believe_in_/
For those hoping for a dramatic change in U.S. foreign policy under an Obama administration -- particularly regarding human rights, international law, and respect for international institutions -- the appointment of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State is a bitter disappointment. Indeed, Senator Clinton has more often than not sided with the Bush administration against fellow Democrats on key issues regarding America’s international legal obligations, particularly international humanitarian law.
OBAMA ADVISORS DISLIKED HILLARY
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16065.html
OBAMA AVOIDING INTEL PICKS CONNECTED TO BUSH POLICY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/01/obama-intel-picks/ 
RAIMUNDO: END OF THE AFFAIR
Obama and the anti-war movement
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13838 
The War Party's decisive influence in the Obama administration is going to be rolled out on Monday, so that even the most craven Obama-bots on the Left will be left wondering who and what they voted for. Hillary the hawk at State, Bush's warlord Robert Gates at Defense, and Gen. Jim Jones – who wants to station U.S. troops in the occupied territories under the rubric of NATO! – as national security adviser to the president. Yes, antiwar voters took a chance on Obama, reasoning that anything would be better than four more years of Bushian belligerence, yet now they discover to their chagrin that the dice are loaded.
OBAMA IS NOT THE COUNTRY’S FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/28/AR2008112802219_pf.html

Mashed Media
HUFFINGTON POST RAISES $25 MILLION
(Rip Post raised fifty bucks last week.)
http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/136382/Huffington-Post-Nabs-25-Million-in-Funding?tickers=^ixic
FOX NEWS SHUT OUT AGAIN AT OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE
Wonderful!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/01/fox-news-shut-out-again-at-obama-press-conference/

Tearism
BRIT ‘CURRY KING’ CALLS FOR TEN-YEAR BAN ON IMMIGRANTS
Good idea!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3536972/Britains-curry-king-calls-for-10-year-block-on-new-immigrants.html 
WHAT THEY HATE ABOUT MUMBAI
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/29/opinion/29mehta.html?_r=1 
INDIA AND PAKISTAN ON BRINK OF WAR?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,593770,00.html
Chris Hedges: Confronting the Terrorist Within
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081201_confronting_the_terrorist_within/
"The world is far more complex than our childish vision of good and evil. We as a nation and a culture have no monopoly on virtue. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, when viewed from the receiving end, are state-sponsored acts of terrorism."


Jesus H. Christ!
CATHOLIC CLERIC ASSAILS THE EVIL DISNEY
For once, a church takes a sensible stand
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/3534960/Disney-accused-by-Catholic-cleric-of-corrupting-childrens-minds.html 

Animals in the news!
A MILLION STARLINGS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/3539075/One-million-starlings-caught-on-camera-over-Somerset.html
150 WHALES DIE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/3536838/150-whales-die-off-Tasmanian-coast.html
PREHISTORIC SHELL-LESS TURTLES!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081126-oldest-turtle.html 

Oh, by the way
JAPAN ‘JOB FOR LIFE’ DISAPPEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3537895/Japanese-job-for-life-disappears.html 

And in more important matters. . .

Musique
EMMANUEL AX: THE MODEST VIRTUOSO
http://www.columbia.edu/cu/alumni/Magazine/Fall2008/feature2.html 
When the final chords of the Emperor were struck, the audience, having been ushered through the flames of a great masterpiece, was now free to express itself. A standing ovation, long and forceful, leading to multiple curtain calls. Ax, smiling bashfully, drenched in perspiration, luxuriated for a moment in the lights. Then, to everyone’s surprise, he headed back to the piano. The evening was not over yet.
OPERA, WITH RAISINETS
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/12/01/i-decide-to-attend-the-opera-with-raisinets-and-bonbons/
Live performances of the New York Metropolitan Opera are beamed into movie theaters across the country, offering audiences ways to experience high culture at low prices. But is it the same as live or is it just Memorex?

BRITS ARE THE FRISKIEST FROLICKERS
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5257166.ece

Lost Angeles
STARBUCKS HOLDS L.A. TOGETHER? STARBUCKS?? IS THIS GUY KIDDING?
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-rodriguez1-2008dec01,0,2169803.column 

Light reading
THE DAY I GOT STUCK IN THE CONGO AND CALLED ‘CAR TALK’
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/11/28/the-day-i-got-stuck-in-the-congo-and-called-car-talk/

Film
REVIEW: RAINER ON ‘AUSTRALIA’
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1128/p25s01-almo.html 
Michael Caine reveals ‘Italian Job’ ending
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7756288.stm 

Where ya goin’?
BEST PLACE TO SEE NORTHERN LIGHTS
http://www.ivebeenthere.co.uk/articles/your-questions.jsp 

And in the end. . .
ASTOUNDING: SUNRISE OVER GREENLAND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/3538613/Arctic-photographers-capture-stunning-Greenland-sunrise.html 
 

11-27 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

Today’s links dedicated to all those dining alone, or in circumstances they would prefer to avoid, or who are working.

DAILY CONCERT
SING THE CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcfiViHa1F4
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvB96UoZuOc
ONE OF THESE DAYS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STAnruigcG8 
WARM AND BEAUTIFUL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C2z1PaF8Cs 
YOU TELL ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-2DDPn9G4 
SOMEBODY WHO CARES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0xPwzKzFM
LITTLE WILLOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBrAW0lrSqs 
JENNY WREN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36dtjxUMWdM 
BIP BOP LINK (McCartney)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtTdAsMKMU 

SKYLINES:
PIANIST’S SKULL STARS IN ‘HAMLET’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7749962.stm

SANTA SACKED AFTER INVITING WOMAN TO SIT ON HIS LAP
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/27/christmas-santa-claus-selfridges 

GAY PENGUINS STEAL EGGS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3530723/Gay-penguins-steal-eggs-from-straight-couples.html 

POLAR BEAR TWINS BORN IN GERMAN ZOO
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,593112,00.html 

CONGESTION TOLLS PROPOSED FOR SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/26/MNS614C8S1.DTL

BUSH PLANS FOR NEW JOB
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/11/cartoon_white_house_pin_boy.html 


And on to news and comment. . .

Terror in India
LATEST ON MUMBAI
http://news.sky.com/skynews/

BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE MUMBAI ATTACKS

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,593158,00.html
OBAMA’S FIRST ‘TEST’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,593055,00.html 
BRIT COUPLE WERE SHOT WHILE HAVING A DRINK
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?British_couple_shot_in_Mumbai_massacre&in_article_id=421920&in_page_id=34 
‘WE WANT AMERICANS, BRITISH’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/WWe_want_US_and_British_say_1127.html 

LINDORFF: DEPT. OF HOMELAND LUNACY
How Dave’s driver’s license was denied by federal law
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/238 
I, like uncounted tens of thousands of innocent Americans, ran afoul of this latest catch-a-terrorist system as my Pennsylvania drivers license, which I first obtained in 1997 when I moved from New York to Pennsylvania, came up for a third renewal. Several months ahead of my renewal date, I got a coldly worded and ominous letter from the Pennsylvania Department of Motor Vehicles saying my license could not be renewed because the new federal data base was reporting that my New York license had been “withdrawn” by the NY DMV.

Wing or a drumstick?
OBAMA’S THANKSGIVING ADDRESS
http://thepage.time.com/2008/11/27/obama-give-thanks-that-a-new-and-brighter-day-is-yet-to-come/ 
HOW SARAH PALIN CREATED A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF VEGETARIANS
http://www.alternet.org/story/108906/how_sarah_palin_created_a_whole_new_generation_of_vegetarians/ 
"A worker tried to throw a turkey up to the double-sided dock from its rail side. The bird was about to hit the rail when another worker kneed the bird and then kicked it, knocking it back down to the floor. The worker threw the turkey a second time, but it hit the underside of the dock and dropped straight down to the cement floor for its third time that day. The bird lay in watery feces for about two hours before being picked up and hung on the line -- the turkey could keep its head up and blink; it was otherwise motionless."
TURKEY ABU GHRAIB
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/0811/081119_5b16af7f.shtml 
http://www.iar.org.uk/globalnews/articles/2008/11/workers_stamped_on_turkeys_heads_500.html 
KRISTOF: THANKS FOR THE READERS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/27/opinion/27kristof.html?hp 
This is a column to give thanks to you, the reader. You don’t know it, but some of you are keeping women like Sajida Bibi alive here in this remote Pakistani village. And that is a far grander reason to celebrate Thanksgiving than even the plumpest turkey.
THANKSGIVING PRAYERS ON ALCATRAZ
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/26/BAM814CTMB.DTL 
Morning Star Gali, a member of the Pit River Indian Tribe and a student at Mills College, celebrates Thanksgiving by starting her morning on Alcatraz Island, offering a prayer as dawn breaks.
RETRACING THE TRAVELS AND TRAVAILS OF THE PILGRIMS
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/people-places/pilgrimsprogress.html 
On an autumn night in 1607, a furtive group of men, women and children set off in a relay of small boats from the English village of Scrooby, in pursuit of the immigrant's oldest dream, a fresh start in another country. These refugees, who would number no more than 50 or 60, we know today as Pilgrims. In their day, they were called Separatists. Whatever the label, they must have felt a mixture of fear and hope as they approached the dimly lit creek, near the Lincolnshire port of Boston, where they would steal aboard a ship, turn their backs on a tumultuous period of the Reformation in England and head across the North Sea to the Netherlands.
LOBSTER THE NEW TURKEY?
Tofurkey, Cornish hens catching on in popularity
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1126/p01s04-usgn.html
HUNTING THE WILD TOFURKEY
http://dangblog.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/hunting-tofurkey-in-the-wild/
DRAW THE TOFURKEY CONTEST
http://www.tofurky.com/funstuff/drawtofurky.htm 
COOKING THE WILD TOFURKEY
http://easilypleased.blogspot.com/2005/11/in-jungle-tofurky-sleeps-tonight.html 
http://www.healthy-eating.com/turtle.html 
10 THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT THANKSGIVING
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1862503_1862505,00.html 
17 REASONS TO GIVE THANKS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/27/thanksgiving-2008/ 
We’re thankful John McCain has more time to spend in the houses he owns…even if he can’t remember them all.
INFANTILE PARENTS ARGUE OVER KIDS’ THANKSGIVING COSTUMES
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-thanksgiving25-2008nov25,0,1458033.story 

Change you can’t count on
OBAMA’S GRAYBEARDS
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/12357
Obama has assembled a national security brain trust populated by graybeard establishment figures with decades of combined experience and even a few medals. He is entrusting critical wartime management to people with unassailable credentials and low buzz factor.
SCHECHTER: DEPRESSION TALK IS DEPRESSING
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/opinion/depression-obama-stimulus-jobs-recession-7742.html
As, the new Administration translates its campaign’s lofty vision of change into a new team and concrete plans, we find that the new change-makers are largely a throw back to the old centrist Clinton Administration that took its marching orders from the corporate interests funding the Democratic Leadership Conference.
CLINTON PICK AS SEC’Y OF STATE UNCONSTITUTIONAL?
Silly technicality talk. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Some_legal_scholars_believe_appointing_Clinton_1126.html 

Iraq and Roll
GALBRAITH: U.S.-IRAQ AGREEMENT IS HUMILIATING FOR BUSH
http://www.armscontrolcenter.org/audience/media/112608_galbraith_us-iraq_agreement_humiliating_bush/ 
TURLEY, MADDOW ON BUSH’S WAR CRIMES
http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/jonathan-turley-rachel-maddow-show-w 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA’S GRUESOME ORGAN HARVEST
Chinese Christians targeted. . .giblets, anyone?
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/chinas-gruesome-organ-harvest-gutmann-weekly-standard-7530.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
GERMAN CHURCHES PISSED OVER CHOCOLATE JESUS CANDY
”Sweet Lord” confections are mighty popular
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Churches_cross_over_chocolate_Jesus&in_article_id=421732&in_page_id=2
Accompanying music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qKlfWjXCWI

Oh, by the way. . .
MUMBAI: GATEWAY TO INDIA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3530552/Mumbai-attacks-Profile-of-one-of-Asias-most-prosperous-cities-Bombay-India.html
Mumbai, the location of coordinated terror attacks that have killed more than 100 people, is one of the most prosperous cities in Asia and is seen as a gateway to India.
THOSE FUN-LOVING, LAUGH-A-MINUTE NAZIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/3530511/Nazi-humour-revealed-in-Second-World-War-postcards.html
THE WORLD’S FIRST TEMPLE
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/30706129.html


And in more important matters. . .

IS SUFISM THE ANSWER TO ISLAMIC EXTREMISM?
OR EVEN WORLD PEACE?

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/people-places/Faith-and-Ecstasy.html
In the desert swelter of southern Pakistan, the scent of rose­water mixed with a waft of hashish smoke. Drummers pounded away as celebrants swathed in red pushed a camel bedecked with garlands, tinsel and multihued scarfs through the heaving crowd. A man skirted past, grinning and dancing, his face glistening like the golden dome of a shrine nearby. "Mast Qalandar!" he cried. "The ecstasy of Qalandar!"

CHINA’S VILLAGE VILLAGE OF TWINS TWINS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-village-of-twins-7118.html 

Books
WOMAN AUTHOR WINS 2008 ‘BAD SEX IN LITERATURE’ AWARD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/nov/25/bad-sex-johnson-updike-fiction
Johnson was singled out for her novel's slew of animal metaphors, including comparing her male protagonist's "light fingers" to "a moth caught inside a lampshade", and his tongue to "a cat lapping up a dish of cream so as not to miss a single drop".
100 NOTABLE BOOKS OF 2008
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/07/books/review/100Notable-t.html?em 
THREE BIOS FOR KIDS
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2008/11/26/reviews-of-three-biographies-for-children/

Animals in the news!
BAGGAGE-SNIFFING BEAGLE RETIRES IN STYLE
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-airdog26-2008nov26,0,6045344.story
ANIMALS SPEAK COLOR
http://harvardmagazine.com/2008/11/animals-speak-color.html 

Auto-Motive
HIGH CONCEPT JAPANESE CARS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/nov/27/design-japancars 

TeeVee
FREEMAN AGYEMAN: SURVIVING ‘DR. WHO’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/22/nosplit/bvtvsatfeat22.xml

And in the end. . .
EASILY AMUSED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

11-26 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
GRATITUDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LkjLjQzsZU 
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiNMz_745vQ 
THANK U VERY MUCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjnkmNyArNg 
THANK YOU FALLETIN ME BE MICE ELF AGAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfzK1ck7xf0
THANK YOU GIRL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn11hia_dz0
THANKS FOR THE MEMORY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIvqoL0s4I 
THAT'S HEAVEN TO ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z9qCTR6hxM 
DANKE SCHOEN (sorry, I had to do it.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyCQ6vKqgnU
GRACIAS A LA VIDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyOJ-A5iv5I
DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe7ZA0MMrvU
MERCI BEAUCOUPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qWBFH74K50
THANK YOU JESUS FOR MY PENIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqqXUw2L8ig


SKYLINES:
SARAH PALIN’S TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT KNOWING
THE TURKEYS WERE BEING SLAUGHTERED BEHND HER

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/late-show-top-ten-sarah-palin-excuses 

Lost Angeles
HOMEBOY INDUSTRIES ‘RUNNING ON FUMES’
Father Greg Boyle’s marvelous gang-alternative is in trouble
http://witnessla.com/gangs/2008/admin/moca-and-homeboy-la-treasures-at-risk/ 
Send ‘em a buck or two
http://www.homeboy-industries.org/index.php 
L.A. BILLBOARDS ‘PERHAPS WORST IN NATION’
Perhaps?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/11/la_billboards_perhaps_wor.php 
Today’s links dedicated to all those dining alone, or in circumstances they would prefer to avoid, or who are working.

For Art’s Sake
ASTOUNDING: FOODSCAPES!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/3519419/Foodscapes-amazing-food-art-by-Carl-Warner.html

Nooooo. Cruise and bride to remake “Last Tango?”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/26/tom-cruise-katie-holmes 

TEN TIPS FOR A SUSTAINABLE THANKSGIVING
http://www.alternet.org/environment/108637/10_tips_for_a_sustainable_thanksgiving/

MORFORD: CHANGE AND THANKS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/11/26/notes112608.DTL 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/27338321#27808062 


And on to news and comment. . .

Impeachy Keen
RILEY: THROW BUSH OUT BEFORE HE LEAVES OFFICE
http://www.freep.com/article/20081125/COL10/81125018
If Congress isn’t careful, the president who already has issued 171 pardons could also pardon every appointee and employee he has ever had – and their dogs. And then Americans will never find out what happened to our country over the past eight years.
KLEIN: THE LAMEST DUCK
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1862307,00.html 
That we have slightly more than one President for the moment is mostly a consequence of the extraordinary economic times. Even if George Washington were the incumbent, the markets would want to know what John Adams was planning to do after his Inauguration. And yet this final humiliation seems particularly appropriate for George W. Bush. At the end of a presidency of stupefying ineptitude, he has become the lamest of all possible ducks.

Change you can’t believe in
OBAMA TO LEAVE BUSH TAX CUT FOR RICH IN PLACE
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/us/politics/24transition.html?bl&ex=1227762000&en=ab700f6adb9c70e5&ei=5087%0A 
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11242008/news/politics/thats_rich__top_earners_could_keep_bush__140527.htm 
SCHEER: OBAMA CHOOSES WALL STREET OVER MAIN STREET
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081125_obama_chooses_wall_street_over_main_street/ 
But how else is one to respond to Barack Obama’s picking the very folks who helped get us into this financial mess to now lead us out of it? Watching the president-elect’s Monday introduction of his economic team, my brother-in-law Pete said, “You can see the feathers coming out of their mouths” as the foxes were once again put in charge of the henhouse.
NADER: OBAMA OWES JIMMY CARTER AN APOLOGY
http://www.counterpunch.org/nader11252008.html
According to The Jewish Daily Forward, “Carter's controversial views on Israel cost him a place on the podium at the Democratic Party convention in late August, senior Democratic operatives acknowledged to the Forward.”

Your corporatocracy at work!
WALL STREET ‘PARTIED WHILE “HOUSE BURNED DOWN”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Kucinich_Bankers_partied_as_economic_crisis_1125.html
RAIMUNDO:
THE BAILOUT, THE MEDIA, THE WAR PARTY---YES, THEY’RE CONNECTED

http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13812 
I never fail to smile when I read contemptuous references in American news outlets to the "state-controlled media" of, say, Russia or China. This from the same crowd whose news "reporting" in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq might have been written by someone in the Pentagon press office – and probably was!
MUKASEY COLLAPSED AFTER JUDGE CALLED HIM A “TYRANT”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/26/mukasey-tyrant/ 

Enviro Wacko
KERRY: BAILOUT CANCELS FIGHT ON GLOBAL WARMING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/nov/26/climatechange-poznan 
Bailouts Dwarf Spending on Climate and Poverty Crises
http://www.fpif.org/fpiftxt/5694
Monbiot:
The planet is so wrecked that only total energy renewal can save us

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/25/climate-change-carbon-emissions 
It may be too late. But without radical action, we will be the generation that saved the banks and let the biosphere collapse
HUMANS WIPING OUT FLORIDA CORAL REEFS
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1862297,00.html?iid=tsmodule


Good news!
COULTER BREAKS JAW---IT’S WIRED SHUT
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/11/oh-dear-page-si.html
BARBARA BUSH HOSPITALIZED
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/25/AR2008112502824.html?hpid=moreheadlines

Electile Dysfunction
FRANKEN FINDS 6400 UNCOUNTED BALLOTS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Franken_camp_finds_6400_uncounted_absentee_1125.html

NOW MELAMINE FOUND IN U.S. BABY FORMULA
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/26/AR2008112600386_pf.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
CHRISTIANS AGAINST CARTOONS
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.christiansagainstcartoons.com/ 

Israelity
Israel bans press in the Gaza Strip
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1126/p06s01-wogn.html

Animals in the news!
POOR KITTY WAITS FOR EYELIDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3526030/Cat-born-without-eyelids.html 
MONKEY GIVES ITSELF DAILY INSULIN INJECTIONS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3525760/Diabetic-monkey-trained-for-daily-insulin-injections.html 

Auto-Motive
HONDA CLARITY
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601093&sid=atizckxemqGw&refer=home 

Oh, by the way. . .
GREENLAND VOTES FOR SELF-RULE
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1862343,00.html
With no major road system and over 80% of the island covered in the famously melting Greenland ice cap, building up the island to a state of self-sufficiency will not be not easy. Unemployment hovers at 9%; alcoholism and suicide haunt Nuuk and the hundreds of villages that fringe the coast.
MONUMENTS TO WORLD WAR’S FALLEN NOW INCLUDE DISSENTERS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/11/25/europe/belgium.php
WEIRD: MORE JAPANESE WOMEN ARE ATTACKING THEIR CHILDREN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3526202/Rise-in-Japanese-women-attacking-children-due-to-low-self-esteem.html 


And in more important matters. . .

MANHATTAN: THE CAPITAL OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE ALONE
http://nymag.com/news/features/52450/

Batman in the news!
Batman to be killed off after 70 years?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news//newstopics/celebritynews/3517456/Batman-to-be-killed-off-after-70-years.html
Fans don’t believe it will happen
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3525303/Batman-fans-doubt-the-super-hero-will-be-killed-off.html 
Batman vs. Batman
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1125/p04s01-woeu.html
The small-town mayor of Batman, Turkey, is threatening to sue filmmaker Warner Bros. for using his locale's name without permission.

Hey, Be-attle!
QUARRYMEN INVITE MCCARTNEY, SEAN AND JULIAN LENNON TO JOIN IN
http://beatlebash.blogspot.com/2008/11/rod-davis-invites-paul-mccartney-julian.html 

Where ya goin'?
ASTONISHING: HEALTH FOOD RESTAURANT IN CHINA

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/11/24/081124fa_fact_dunlop?currentPage=all 
Dai is the owner of the Dragon Well Manor, a restaurant in Hangzhou, the provincial capital. In an age of industrialization, dire pollution, and frequent food scares, the Dragon Well Manor is committed to offering its guests a kind of prelapsarian Chinese cuisine. Dai assures them that everything he serves will be made from natural ingredients, untainted by pesticides or melamine, and with no added MSG.
THE BIG BUSINESS OF GERMAN CHRISTMAS MARKETS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,592835,00.html 

Obit
BRITISH CONDUCTOR RICHARD HICKOX
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/arts/music/25hickox.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

Books
KINGSLEY AMIS ON BOOZE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/nov/23/kingsleyamis-alcohol 
SEX ADDICTION: NOBODY TAKES IT SERIOUSLY, BUT IT SELLS BOOKS
http://chronicle.com/free/v55/i14/14b00501.htm
What's really needed in this latest publishing explosion is a helpful tome on "safe sex addiction," to bring the various causal chains of the phenomenon to an appropriate climax. Meanwhile, remember — reading these books eats up time you could profitably spend otherwise engaged.

And in the end. . .
WHEELCHAIR BACKFLIP
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3517368/Wheelchair-bound-teenager-does-back-flip-on-skate-ramp.html 

11-25 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
YOKO ONO
SILVER HORSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBvLCbWQ5nY
TOMORROW MAY NEVER COME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PREB3PDzjzg 
LONELINESS (Nilsson covers Yoko)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HcB8mbzi7g
NOBODY SEES ME LIKE YOU DO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JGE0ZLtOyE 
HELL IN PARADISE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0EjS7tLmkg
SPEC OF DUST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kJbzXFWkk
GOODBYE SADNESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DwRoRwPiL0
DREAM LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5baMd5lk_EY
WALKING ON THIN ICE (JL, guitar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T97NQfvxPj0

SKYLINES:
MEET THE ICICLE ORCHESTRA
Very cool
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2008/nov/25/norway-ice-music-terje-isungset

People’s Repugnic
CHINA IS MAD AT AXL ROSE
New album takes swipe at persecution of Falun Gong
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7747815.stm 
Wife of murdered Falun Gong member jailed again
Award-winning artist gets three years in prison
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/falun-gong-china-xu-na-torture-7670.html 

Facebook, Google, MTV tapped by gov’t to “fight terrorism”
QVC, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central expected to join soon
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/U.S._govt._recruits_Facebook_Google_MTV_1124.html 

HIP-HOP STAR PARDONED BY BUSH
Guy was carrying a suitcase full of coke
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/25/george-bush-pardons-john-forte
Other pardons include more cokeheads, enviro law violators---they must be close to Bush’s heart
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/25/MNG714BFQC.DTL&tsp=1 

QUEEN’S TEAPOT BUGGED?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Queens_teapot_removed_over_bug_fears&in_article_id=417655&in_page_id=34 

PAUL KRUGMAN SHAKES HANDS WITH GEORGE W. BUSH
Hell freezes over
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_congratulates_critic_on_nobel_prize_1125.html 

And on to news and comment. . .

American Reem
MORFORD: WHY BUY A HOUSE?
Behold, one of the biggest myths of the “American Dream”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/11/21/notes112108.DTL&hw=mORFORD&sn=001&sc=1000
Actually, as a lifetime city dweller/renter myself, I've heard it for years; renting is often better than buying. That when you sit down and crunch the numbers and factor in all the taxes and dues and interest rates, maintenance fees and termites and cracked foundations and busted appliances and the cost of that new sewage line, well, owning is far more of a hassle and a burden and a lifetime o' stress than most people ever imagine.
LINDORFF: DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK THAT
GETTING AMERICA SHOPPING AGAIN IS CRAZY TALK?

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/237 
Is my life any better if I live with my wife and my teenage son in a 4000-square-foot house than if I live in a 1800-square-foot or a 1200-square-foot house? The answer is no. The benefits, if there are any at all, are minuscule, and usually short-lived.

AMERICA’S HIDDEN WAR IN SOMALIA
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21310.htm 
It is a standoff war in which the Pentagon lobs million-dollar cruise missiles into a famine-haunted African wasteland the size of Texas, hoping to kill lone terror suspects who might be dozing in candlelit huts. (The raids' success or failure is almost impossible to verify.)

Israelity
PALESTINIAN WOMAN HEADBUTTED BY ISRAEL COP
Well, it beats mace. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/25/israelandthepalestinians 
THE SLOW DEATH OF GAZA
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21309.htm 
In practice, Israel's blockade means the denial of a broad range of items - food, industrial, educational, medical - deemed "non-essential" for a population largely unable to be self-sufficient at the end of decades of occupation. It means that industrial, cooking and diesel fuel, normally scarce, are virtually absent now. There are no queues at petrol stations; they are simply shut. The lack of fuel in turn means that sewage and treatment stations cannot function properly, resulting in decreased potable water and tens of millions of litres of untreated or partly treated sewage being dumped into the sea every day. Electricity cuts - previously around eight hours a day, now up to 16 hours a day in many areas - affect all homes and hospitals. Those lucky enough to have generators struggle to find the fuel to make them work, or spare parts to repair them when they break from overuse. Even candles are running out.

Police blotter
MAN RAPES, MURDERS, GETS WRIST-SLAP OF 24 YEARS
Victim secretly called 999 but ended up getting disconnected when she couldn't talk directly to the operator.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3519643/Hannah-Foster-Parents-anger-over-how-she-died-terrified-and-alone-with-evil-stranger.html
BASTARDS ARRESTED FOR THROWING ACID ON SCHOOLGIRLS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7747621.stm 
FOUR GUILTY IN ATTEMPTED ‘CITIZENS’ ARREST’ OF PIGBOY ROVE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Four_found_guilty_in_citizens_arrest_1124.html

Obama Nation
BUCKLEY: OBAMA STAFF IN FULL GENITAL PROTECTION MODE
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-11-17/obamas-awkward-group-photo 
But what was most apparent to your Beast correspondent was the body language. All the men, save for the one at the podium (P-E Obama) and the man to his left, stood with appropriate rigidity. One must hold oneself erect in the presence of the President-elect. All of them stand with their hands folded—over their groins. What’s going on here? Hear no evil, speak no evil, pee no evil?
OBAMA---DON’T NAME TORTURE APOLOGIST BRENNER TO HEAD CIA
http://www.alternet.org/rights/108504/psychologists_to_obama%3A_don%27t_name_torture_apologist_john_brenner_cia_director/ 
OBAMA TREASURY PICK: ALL THE WRONG IDEAS
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/108539/obama%27s_treasury_pick_has_all_the_wrong_ideas/ 
On Wall Street, Geithner is known as a highly competent technocrat, well versed in the financial complexities. But he has also been seen as a weak and compliant regulator of Wall Street firms, someone who did not see the storm coming. Occasionally, Geithner would anguish publicly about the accumulating time bombs like credit derivatives and urge bankers to do something, but he did not use his supervisory powers to compel action.
OLD HOMETOWN MENTOR STILL AT OBAMA’S SIDE
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/us/politics/24jarrett.html?em 
If someone were to rank the long list of people who helped Barack and Michelle Obama get where they are today, Ms. Jarrett would be close to the top. Nearly two decades ago, Ms. Jarrett swept the young lawyers under her wing, introduced them to a wealthier and better-connected Chicago than their own, and eventually secured contacts and money essential to Mr. Obama’s long-shot Senate victory.

Mohammered
UH-OH---SAUDI ALL-GIRL BAND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/3518077/Saudi-girl-band-challenges-the-rules-limiting-women.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
NUTBALL EVANGELICAL LEADER CALLS
FOR “CONGREGATIONAL COPULATION!”

Say (uh! uh!) hallelujah!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/us/24sex.html?em 
ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY: CHRISTMAS IS ALL SCREWED UP
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/3513010/Archbishop-of-Canterbury-Christmas-comes-too-soon-nowadays.html 

Animals in the news
COPS CONVICTED FOR TORTURING THEIR OWN DOGS
Throw away the key, and feed them dog food
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3519391/Police-officers-convicted-for-torturing-their-pet-dogs.html 
ANNUAL TUNA CATCH IS CUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/3516948/Fears-of-sushi-shortage-as-annual-tuna-catch-is-cut.html
NIGER GIRAFFES MAKING A COMEBACK
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/giraffe.html 

Auto-Motive
MCFEATTERS: THE THREE BIG AUTO STOOGES
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/node/12272 
While nobody wants Detroit to fail, the Big Three do not have their act together. They went in one week from talking merger to seeking a bailout. Congress will revisit the issue after Thanksgiving. What happens is up to Detroit.
$80,000 TURBOCHARGED. . .HYBRID?
http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/11/fiskers-plug-in.html 

(Lack of) Health
THE SECRET JEWS OF SAN LUIS VALLEY
In Colorado, the gene linked to a virulent form of breast cancer found mainly in Jewish women is discovered in Hispanic Catholics
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/28393589.html

Oh, by the way. . .
SF FIRST GRADE TEACHER WINS NATIONAL MILKEN AWARD
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/25/BARC14B4TP.DTL 
MORE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN E.T. THAN GAWD
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081124/sc_livescience/peoplesaidtobelieveinaliensandghostsmorethangod
WATCH: JETPACK MAN FLIES OVER COLORADO GORGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2008/nov/25/jetpack-flight-colorado 
HOT DOG SURFER!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3509112/Surfing-Labrador-gains-cult-status.html 

And in more important matters. . .

Beisbol
PITCHING TALENT CONTEST LANDS INDIA CITIZENS IN MLB
Maybe they’ll pitch in Cleveland. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7747553.stm
THE KNUCKLEBALLER IS A GIRL
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1861468,00.html 

Hey, Be-attle!
PAULIE: WHY I EXPERIMENT
He’s still competing with Lennon
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/nov/25/paul-mccartney-carnival-light 
”And John ended up with Revolution No 9 so, perception wise, he was the most experimental Beatle. But that was something I'd been doing off-piste, as we say in the skiing business. I'd been doing it for a hobby and he was smart enough to bring it into the main event. That was John's courage. But I think we were both equally experimental.”
NYT RAVES ABOUT NEW MCCARTNEY ALBUM---
He wrote and recorded a song a day for 13 days, using verses from favorite poetry
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/arts/music/24choi.html?_r=3&ref=artsCritics%E2%80%99%20Choice&oref=slogin
---AND SO DOES THE LAT
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/album-review-th.html
BEATLES NOT COMING TO ITUNES YET
Good. Keep them special.
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/308itunesdivorce.html
YET ANOTHER CLAIM OF THE ‘REAL ELEANOR RIGBY’
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1125rigbybook.html 

Light Reading
‘GRANDMA’---A GRANDSON’S TOUCHING EULOGY
http://billking.livejournal.com/ 
WHY THE FRENCH MAID IS ABOUT TO CLEAN UP---AND SAVE HER NATION
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5218844.ece 

Cheap gossip about unimportant assholes
JAGGER’S SON ACTS IN VIVALDI BIOPIC
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3517593/James-Jagger-has-landed-his-first-film-role-in-the-biopic-of-the-composer-Vivaldi.html 
ACKROYD IS A WILD AND CRAZY WINEMAKER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/20/WISB1441SR.DTL 

Film review
PENN BRILLIANT AS HARVEY MILK
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/24/DDJ91489PF.DTL&type=movies 

For Art’s Sake
EDMOND AMAN-JEAN
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Edmond_Aman-Jean 

And in the end. . .
NAKED LADIES!
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Cattrall_shows_off_her_Titians&in_article_id=417666&in_page_id=7

11-20 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
HARRISON AND DYLAN:
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tghdC3TQB00 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTAhvfXI8g
IF NOT FOR YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdvjoIfGViU
REHEARSAL: MY BACK PAGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd1BkRsX86k
JUST LIKE A WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU2V629SHvc
ABSOLUTELY SWEET MARIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X74eeTDYq5s
SOMETHING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQUaEs3z2J8
ABANDONED LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml7hzqdT4vk
CONGRATULATIONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EkyQYEKDGc
INSIDE OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKu31q9SBbA
DHANI AND JACKOB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZbzRyd3Q3o 

SKYLINES:
COPERNICUS FOUND---BUT HE’S STILL DEAD
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/20/international/i062948S04.DTL

Lost Angeles
MAD PLAN TO COVER THE HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY
Why not spend this goddamn money on. . .light. . .rail. . .lines. . .light. . .rail. . .lines. . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fwypark20-2008nov20,0,1732666.story 

JOE THE GREEDY DICKHEAD MAKES BOOK DEAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7739373.stm 

BOY DEODORIZES TO DEATH
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3489465/Boy-12-dies-from-heart-failure-after-using-too-much-deodorant.html 

LOST COCKATIEL PHONES HOME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3486945/Lost-Cockatiel-reunited-with-owners-after-speaking-to-them-on-phone.html

And on to news and comment. . .

ASTOUNDING FOOTAGE:
WORLD LEADERS REFUSE TO SHAKE BUSH’S HAND

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/20/bush-snubbed-g20/ 

Enviro Wacko
AMAZING: ECUADOR’S CREATIVE FIGHT
TO SAVE ITS RAINFORESTS FROM OIL VAMPIRES

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,591638,00.html 
Ecuador is the first country in the world to announce plans to leave the oil reserves beneath its rainforests in the ground. The country wants foreign businesses, including German companies, to compensate it for making this sacrifice.. .Industrial companies and power plant operators in the European Union are now required to present such certificates in return for emitting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Supply and demand determine the price per ton. The Ecuadorians are proposing that the crude oil in the Yasuni region be incorporated into the CO2 trading system. The Yasuni reserves would be converted into equivalent tons of CO2 not emitted into the atmosphere as a result of Ecuador preventing production from moving forward.

Obama Nation
THE TROUBLE WITH ERIC HOLDER
http://www.thenation.com/blogs/state_of_change/384564/the_trouble_with_eric_holder?rel=sidebox
Quick! Name the veteran Department of Justice insider who, shortly after the USA Patriot Act was signed into law and at a point when the Bush administration was proposing to further erode barriers to governmental abuses, argued that dissenters should not be tolerated? Who invoked September 11, explicitly referencing "the World Trade Center aflame," in calling for the firing of any "petty bureaucrat" who might suggest that proper procedures be followed and that the separation of powers be respected? John Ashcroft? No. Alberto Gonzales? No. It was Eric Holder, the man who has reportedly been selected by President-elect Barack Obama to serve as the next Attorney General of the United States.

ARRAIGNMENT SET FOR CHENEY, GONZALEZ
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Arraignment_set_for_Cheney_Gonzales_in_1120.html 

JANE NAPOLITANO IS NEW HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Napolitano_picked_to_head_Homeland_Security_1119.html 

Enviro Wacko
WAXMAN WILL CHAIR ENERGY/COMMERCE COMMITTEE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/20/waxman-energy-commerce/
OBAMA PROMISES ‘NEW CHAPTER’ IN CLIMATE LEADERSHIP
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/11/19/obama-promises-new-chapter-in-climate-leadership/

SENATE THROWS TED STEVENS A GOING AWAY PARTY!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/20/stevens-ovation/

Your Corporatocracy at Work!
AUTO EXECS MUM ABOUT GIVING UP PRIVATE JETS
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/auto-ceos-private-jets-union-busting-go 
Sherman asked the CEOs, "I'm going to ask you to raise your hand if you are planning to sell your jet in place now and fly back commercial." "Let the record show, no hands went up," noted Sherman.

People’s Repugnic
CHINA MISSILE DEPLOYMENT TARGETS
U.S. AIRCRAFT CARRIERS OFF TAIWAN

http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/china-missiles-target-us-carriers-7447.html
CHINA HACKERS STILL BUSY STEALING U.S. DEFENSE SECRETS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/20/america-china-hacking-security-obama 

Comment
OBAMA’S USE OF COMPLETE SENTENCES STIRS CONTROVERSY
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/obamas-use-of-complete-se_b_144642.html
OBAMA’S FALSE PROMISE OF CHANGE
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11930 
RAIMUNDO: WHAT THE CLINTON APPOINTMENT MEANS
And why we won’t see any change in U.S. foreign policy
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13785 
A DREAM TEAM AFTER ALL?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,591658,00.html 

(Lack of) Health
PLASTIC SURGERY BELOW THE BELT
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1859937,00.html 
On the youth sex-education website Scarleteen.com, dozens of teenage girls can be found commiserating about their labia. "i REALLY h8 mine! They hang really REALLY low and r SO long!" reads one comment.
POT IMPROVES MEMORY
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/11/marijuana-could.html

Animals in the news!
Dolphin protest mars Dubai hotel opening
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/3485159/Dubais-Atlantis-hotel-opening-marred-by-dolphin-row.html 
Rare albino hedgehog rescued by couple
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3459736/Rare-albino-hedgehog-rescued-by-couple.html 
Nick and Julie Packham made a 250-mile round trip through the night, to take the hedgehog to Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital, in Haddenham as they feared predators might pick him up.
Welcome to Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital
http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/ 

Obits
CLIVE BARNES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/20/arts/dance/20barnes.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
MOLLIE KING
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/obits/stories/2008/11/20/mollie_king_obit.html 

And in more important matters. . .

Auto-Motive
THE GREENEST CAMPER IN THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/nov/20/network-travelandtransport 

JAPAN’S LATEST NUTBALL FASHION: PRINCESS FOR A DAY
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB122713804938242481-lMyQjAxMDI4MjI3MDEyMzA4Wj.html
Ms. Yamamoto is a hime gyaru, or princess girl, a growing new tribe of Japanese women who aim to look like sugarcoated, 21st-century versions of old-style European royalty. They idolize Marie Antoinette and Paris Hilton, for her baby-doll looks and princess lifestyle.

Light Reading
LULLED BY THE CELEBRITARIAT
http://www.prospect-magazine.co.uk/article_details.php?id=10473 
Exactly 50 years ago Michael Young published his famous dystopia “The Rise of the Meritocracy.” His son Toby argues that we never got the meritocratic educational elite predicted by his father, instead we got the celebrity class.
WHY IS GREAT PERFUME NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY?
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5186909.ece 
Given the amount of time and effort that curators, collectors, dealers, scholars and critics spend on formulating acute judgements of taste in relation to oil paintings, it seems odd that so few are prepared to apply some of the same skills in exploring works of art (some of them distinguished) which stimulate another sense altogether: that of smell.

PICS OF YOUNG QUEEN TO BE AUCTIONED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/3489124/Pictures-of-a-young-Queen-to-go-under-the-hammer.html

TOM JONES BUSKS FOR CANCER RESEARCH
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Tom_Jones_busks_for_charity&in_article_id=409766&in_page_id=7 

‘WHITE ALBUM’ BID AT $13,000-PLUS
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1115rarewhitemono.html 

MONTY PYTHON YOUTUBE CHANNEL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3486642/Monty-Python-launches-its-own-YouTube-channel.html

Where ya goin’?
RUSSIAN RIVER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/19/NSCR13TROH.DTL&type=travel

And in the end. . .
LIPS
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=lips

11-19 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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DAILY CONCERT
TRACY NELSON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vYPZjRGts
GATEMOUTH BROWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT42VwUTsRw 
CANNED HEAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZaC8XAUFmc 
TOMMY JOHNSON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GPlEiCAwpA
BB KING/GARY MOORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqAuuIDU2sw
LED ZEPPELIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r03uGkfxLDo
BB KING/CLAPTON/BUDDY GUY/JIM VAUGHN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OXrmxDp44

SKYLINES:
Quotatious: “My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska’s investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars.”---Sarah Palin.

GOOGLE IPHONE BAFFLED BY BRITISH ACCENTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/apple/3479305/Google-iPhone-voice-recognition-tool-baffled-by-British-accents.html 

WANTED: PIPER FOR SMALL GERMAN TOWN. MUST HAVE WAY WITH RATS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3482522/Pied-Piper-needed-to-lure-rats-from-Hamelin.html 

FOUND: PENGUIN THOUGHT EXTINCT FOR 500 YEARS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/19/international/i002536S06.DTL&tsp=1 

FREE HOOKERS FOR LIFE IF YOU GET THEIR BROTHEL’S TATTOO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3477293/Brothel-offers-free-entry-to-men-who-have-its-name-tattooed-on-their-arm.html 

TITILLATION
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Kidman_is_a_bit_nippy_at_premiere&in_article_id=407735&in_page_id=7

E-HARMONY GOES GAY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/19/eharmony-same-sex/ 

Morford: Misery Loves TV
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/11/19/notes111908.DTL
Let me put it another way: Could the headline to this study also read, with equal revelatory power and forehead-slapping obviousness, "Unhappy people don't drink enough fresh water?" "Unhappy people twitch a great deal and wear itchy sweaters and vote Republican, often simultaneously?" "Unhappy people drive very large vehicles that smell like stale beer and which they can't parallel park worth a damn?" You're damn right it could.

And on to noose and comment. . .

SWANSON: SOVIET-STYLE PURGE IN LAST DAYS OF BUSH
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/stopthepurge 
Half the story has been told. On Tuesday the Washington Post reported that Bush is creating civil service positions for loyal appointees, in order to make it hard for Obama to get rid of them. Bush has also, for some time now, been terminating large numbers of employees in the federal government, people known as whistleblowers, people suspected of disloyalty. Some of the higher profile cases are well known.

CHENEY, GONZALEZ INDICTED FOR ORGANIZED CRIME IN TEXAS
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/dick-cheney-indicted-organized-crime-te 
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/34722294.html 
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h9PvQtj8plxTnRZS7hHmJap_Rt2AD94HNPAG0 
Related:
TAXPAYERS TO PAY FOR GONZALEZ’S ATTORNEY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/18/gonzales-private-attorney/

Plame-out
PLAME, WILSON TO TAKE LAWSUIT TO SUPREME COURT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Plame_Wilson_to_take_CIA_leak_1118.html 

Serrah
NEW ETHICS COMPLAINTS AGAINST PALIN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/19/palin-ethics-complaint/
Cavett: The Wild Wordsmith of Wasilla
http://cavett.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/14/the-wild-wordsmith-of-wasilla/?ei=5070&emc=eta1
It’s admittedly a rare gift to produce a paragraph in which whole clumps of words could be removed without noticeably affecting the sense, if any. (A cynic might wonder if Wasilla High School’s English and geography departments are draped in black.)

TEDDY K ASKS HILLARY TO HEAD HEALTH-CARE TEAM
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/washingtondc/la-na-hillary19-2008nov19,0,4156588.story

Comment
Have Yourselves A Wal-Mart Litle Christmas
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/107659/it_is_going_to_be_a_wal-mart_christmas/ 
The giant discounter is the only store where hard-squeezed consumers can afford to buy anything, and so it has kept posting sales gains amid the retail bloodbath. "This is the kind of environment that Sam Walton built this company for," Wal-Mart chief executive H. Lee Scott Jr. told analysts recently. He should know. Because Wal-Mart has done so much to create this environment.
Brown: Little Joey Lieberman Had a Man-crush on McCain
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11910 
Joe Lieberman, who used his student and marriage deferments to avoid the draft during the Vietnam War, had a serious case of hero worship with his friend, the macho, crude, blustering former POW John McCain. I think Barack Obama, who came out of the womb self-confident and ready to conquer the world, understands human nature very well. That's one of the reasons he's willing to forgive him. He knows that a man married to an orthodox Jew named Hadassah (the name of the Women's Zionist Organization of America) has to have something wrong with him to pal around with a man who jokes about having his own wife show her tits at a biker rally.

Iraq and Roll
NATIONAL REVIEW: IRAQIS ARE INGRATES
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/19/iraq-ingrates/ 
(AND THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL FOR!)
http://www.justforeignpolicy.org/iraq/iraqdeaths.html 

‘AL-QAEDA’ NO. 2: OBAMA IS ‘HOUSE NEGRO’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7737710.stm

RUSSIA TO BUILD REACTOR FOR CHAVEZ
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/18/medvedev-chavez-nuclear-russia-venezuela

Mashed Media
RISE OF THE JOURNO-GURU
http://moreintelligentlife.com/story/the-rise-of-the-journo-gurus 
These superstar hacks have inevitably provoked criticism, not least from the people stuck in cattle class. Some of it is sour grapes--Friedman, jealous hacks whisper, lives in a palatial mansion in Bethesda; Gladwell collected a $1m advance for his first book. But some of it has merit. There are legitimate worries that the journo-gurus see too little of the downside of a system that is treating them so conspicuously well. There are also concerns about substance. All these writers follow the old axiom about simplifying and exaggerating: they take one idea and illustrate it with endless examples rather than address complications.

Repugnicans
CRAZY MICHELLE: I NEVER SAID TO INVESTIGATE ANTI-AMERICANS IN CONGRESS!
Um. . .it’s on tape, Missy.
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/michelle-bachmann-denies-saying-she-wan 

Enviro Wacko
COCAINE USERS ARE DESTROYING THE RAINFOREST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/19/cocaine-rainforests-columbia-santos-calderon

People’s Repugnic
THOUSANDS RIOT, ATTACK COPS OVER POST-QUAKE CORRUPTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3482934/Thousands-of-rioters-attack-police-in-China.html
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/thousands-riot-protests-longnan-gansu-china-7364.html 

(Lack of) Health
WINDPIPE WOMAN: 1ST TRANSPLANT OF LAB-GROWN ORGAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/3479613/British-doctors-help-perform-worlds-first-transplant-of-a-whole-organ-grown-in-lab.html 
’WEREWOLF BOY’ CURE?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/3482271/Scientists-find-cure-for-werewolf-boy.html

Spaced out
WOMAN LOSES HANDBAG IN ORBIT
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Female_astronaut_loses_handbag_in_space&in_article_id=409149&in_page_id=64 

Oh, by the way. . .
HITLER REALLY DID HAVE ONLY ONE TESTICLE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html

And in more important matters. . .

NEW STAR TREK: SEX ME UP, SCOTTY
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Raunchy_new_Star_Trek_trailer_online&in_article_id=407347&in_page_id=27 

16-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO PITCH IN JAPAN MEN’S BIG LEAGUE BASEBALL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/19/japan-baseball 

ORIGINS OF DOCTOR WHO REVEALED
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7736130.stm

”CHRISTMAS ON MARS” FROM FLAMING LIP FRONTMAN
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Flaming_Lips_frontman_debuts_Christmas_On_Mars&in_article_id=405313&in_page_id=27 

Light reading
FROZEN SCANDAL
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22117 
Scandal is our growth industry. Revelation of wrongdoing leads not to definitive investigation, punishment, and expiation but to more scandal. Permanent scandal. Frozen scandal. The weapons of mass destruction that turned out not to exist. The torture of detainees who remain forever detained. The firing of prosecutors which is forever investigated. These and other frozen scandals metastasize, ramify, self-replicate, clogging the cable news shows and the blogosphere and the bookstores. The titillating story that never ends, the pundit gabfest that never ceases, the gift that never stops giving: what is indestructible, irresolvable, unexpiatable is too valuable not to be made into a source of profit. Scandal, unpurged and unresolved, transcends political reality to become commercial fact.

Gardening
From tiny acorns. . .

http://features.csmonitor.com/gardening/blog-entry/

Eats
HEALTHY THANKSGIVING COOKING CLASS FOR HARLEM KIDS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/healthy-thanksgiving-cooking-class-for-harlem-kids-7366.html
MOM’S THICK PUMPKIN PIE
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1119/p18s01-lifo.html

And in the end. . .
TINY MONKEYS
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=TINY+MONKEYS

11-18 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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DAILY CONCERT
LES MCCANN AND EDDIE HARRIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRONbnyNpu8
GROVER WASHINGTON JR.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OwPvN2aVds 
HANK JONES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUWZzj0TU1s
SONNY ROLLINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUTd61alPC4 
TOM SCOTT/GEORGE HARRISON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkTaO2PIZoM 
CHICK COREA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8IzfNkWbdQ

SKYLINES:

BEATLES ‘WHITE ALBUM’ # 000005 BIDS AT NEARLY $10,000
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1115rarewhitemono.html 

WALLACE AND GROMIT COMING BACK FOR CHRISTMAS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/gallery/2008/nov/18/wallace-and-gromit?picture=339788615 

ARRR. . .PIRATES DOCK SAUDI OIL TANKER
And they’re welcome to it. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7735507.stm 

BAGHDAD GETS A SUBWAY
While L.A. chokes to death on terrorist traffic
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/18/iraq-baghdad-underground-train-network 

And on to news and comment. . .

HITCHENS: CLINTON APPOINTMENT IS
‘LUDICROUS EMBARRASSMENT’

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Hitchens_calls_Clinton_appointment_ludicrous_embarrassment_1118.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/17/hillary-clinton-secretary-of-state
RAIMUNDO: HILLARY AT FOGGY BOTTOM
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13774 
One hardly knows what to say to such a proposal, except to wonder how President Obama intends to implement his own foreign policy platform over the Iron Lady's determined opposition. For Hillary opposed every significant peace initiative he put forward during the campaign, including a timetable to get us out of Iraq and direct negotiations with our adversaries. She derided this last – and very encouraging – stance as "naïve" and "dangerous." Is this the person who will now be expected to take the lead in facilitating those talks? Somehow, I don't think so.

Animals in the news!
VETS TRY TO SAVE BABY TIGER---
AFTER IT WAS ATTACKED BY VILLAGERS IN INDIA

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3477057/Tiger-receives-blood-transfusion.html 
---BUT THE EFFORT FAILS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7735631.stm 
Tigers, si! Humans, no! Why the hell doesn't India stop reproducing so damn much?
JAPANESE EATING TUNA RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/nov/18/fishing-japan-conservation-tuna 
JAPANESE, NORWAY, ICELAND WHALE MURDER CONTINUES
Japan approves whale meat export, despite U.N. ban
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7735355.stm
JAPANESE WHALER HEADS OUT FOR SLAUGHTER
Maybe it will hit an ice berg and sink. . .oh, wait, there aren’t many ice bergs left. . .maybe pirates will grab it. . .Arrr!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7733266.stm 
HORSE OF A DIFFERENT SIZE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3477084/Britains-smallest-horse.html

All-melty dollar
REQUEST YOUR OWN PERSONAL BAILOUT HERE
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/1772126-request-your-own-personal-bailout-template-makes-it-easy
INTERVIEW: NAOMI KLEIN ON BORDERLINE ILLEGAL DEALS OF THE BAILOUT
Borderline? Borderline?
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/107458/naomi_klein%3A_the_borderline_illegal_deals_behind_the_%24700_billion_bailout/ 
MARK CUBAN CHARGED WITH INSIDER TRADING
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/mark-cuban-charged-insider-trading-7325.html

CSU MAY CUT ENROLLMENT
They could just drop ethnic studies majors instead. . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-csu18-2008nov18,0,855248.story 

HUGO CHAVEZ CHALLENGED---BY EX-WIFE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/venezuela/3473422/Hugo-Chavez-faces-challenge-from-ex-wife.html
Mrs Rodriguez played a key role in opposing her former husband's proposed president-for-life constitutional reforms last December, contributing to his embarrassing and unexpected defeat in the referendum he called to rubber stamp the changes.

Obama-nation
POLAND GOV’T OFFICIAL:
OBAMA’S GRANDPARENTS WERE CANNIBALS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/3473953/Poland-denies-Barack-Obama-cannibal-joke.html 
CHURCH: PREZ OBAMA IS ‘SIN AGAINST THE LORD’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Church_sign_Obama_election_is_sin_1117.html 

People’s Repugnic
BEIJING AUTHOR TREADS FINE LINE
AS SHE BRAVELY TELLS TIBET’S STORY

http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1118/p01s03-woap.html 
HU WILL VISIT CUBA
Why, the president of China, that’s Hu.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Church_sign_Obama_election_is_sin_1117.html

Auto Motive
MEET SENATORS BMW, TOYOTA
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Yahoo_News_creates_two_new_United_1117.html 

Comment
Chris Hedges: America’s Wars of Self-Destruction
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081117_americas_wars_of_self_destruction/
The American empire, along with our wanton self-indulgence and gluttonous consumption, has come to an end.

Enviro Wacko
After two centuries of shrinking, Alaska glaciers grew this year
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008360728_webglaciers.html
Arctic Ice Melt Sparks Plankton Blooms
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/11/12/arctic-ocean-plankton.html
Earth would be heading to a freeze without CO2 emissions
http://www.physorg.com/news145725882.html

(Lack of)Health
KNEE INJURIES HEALED BY ‘STEM CELL BANDAGE’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/3468572/Knee-injuries-could-be-healed-by-living-bandage-made-from-stem-cells.html 
CHRONIC KIDNEY DISEASE SNEAKS UP ON MANY
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/18/health/18kidneydisease.html?_r=1&8dpc 

Science
HOW MAGICIANS TRICK THE MIND
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=magic-and-the-brain&print=true 

And in more important matters. . .

MEET 115-YEAR-OLD ESTHER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/katine/2008/nov/18/villagevoices-esther-apudo 

WATCH: AURORA BOREALIS, FROM SPACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAmKKrIVlc 

For Art’s Sake
HER NOB HILL APT. IS HER ART
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/18/DDAO1440HQ.DTL 
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SGT. PEPPER
http://www.govindagallery.com/

Film
GOD SAVE US! A THOMAS KINKADE MOVIE!
Get the bucket! Get two buckets!
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/culture/2008/11/14/thomas-kincades-16-guidelines-for-making-stuff-suck.html 
DUDES GATHER FOR ‘BIG LEBOWSKI’ FEST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/nov/18/the-big-lebowski-festival-new-york 
UNFUNNY STEVE MARTIN PLAYS CLOUSEAU AGAIN
Self-serious, pretentious actor hasn’t been funny since the ‘70s. . .it’s an affront to Sellers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/nov/18/pink-panther-2-trailer-review 

Musique
ALL THE DOPE BEHIND THE BEATLES’ ‘CARNIVAL OF LIGHT’ TRACK
If this thing is released, it needs animation
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1116carnivaloflight.html 
SPRINGSTEEN, E-STREET BAND ALBUM DUE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7735135.stm
HEAR MCCARTNEY’S ENTIRE ‘FIREMAN’ ALBUM HERE
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96952621 

Books
A WORLD OF WASTE
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1859878,00.html 
‘ON THE ROAD’ TURNS 50
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article5139562.ece 

Where ya goin’?
DUBLIN’S FAVORITE GARDEN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/15/HOKRV789J.DTL
FRANCE, VIA NEWFOUNDLAND
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/16/TRET13RUU2.DTL&type=travel 
PRAGUE
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1115/p25s04-algn.html

And in the end. . .
YOUR CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU!
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php 

11-13 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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DAILY CONCERT
Greggary Peccary, part one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqMflEYv_7U 
Greggery Peccary, part two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBgboOfhRM  
Mitch Mitchell tribute:
Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQRUcybOjOM 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_hwjgB6XgU
Drum solos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbiN3XCXUaQ 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYgvK9u7-N8 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRTnMiGJZaM 
Killing Floor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79PVlXAyCac 
Rock Me Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZbQug5FGtk 


SKYLINES:
10,000 GAYS MARCH ON MORMON TEMPLE
http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/10000_gays_march_on_NYC_Mormon__1113.html

AFGHAN ACID ATTACK VICTIM IS BLIND
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081113.wafghan13/BNStory/Afghanistan/home
But friends of 16-year-old Shamsia say she suffered the worst because she wasn't protected by the enveloping burka. She was wearing only a head scarf that exposed her face, a bold choice for a teenage girl in Kandahar.

46-YEAR-OLD HOLYFIELD RETURNS TO BOXING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/nov/13/evander-holyfield-fights-nikolai-valuev

TEQUILA DIAMONDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/nov/13/agriculture-mexico-tequila-diamonds

Balls!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?New_testicle_eating_champion_crowned&in_article_id=401075&in_page_id=2

WOMAN KILLED BY HUSBAND’S COFFIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3446524/Woman-killed-by-husbands-coffin.html

AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/nov/13/1?picture=339637865 

(Lack of) health
MARROW TRANSPLANT APPARENTLY CURES AIDS
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1858802,00.html 

CARTOON: FIORE ON HETEROSEXUAL COUPLES
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/ 

And on to news and comment. . .

WARM-UP FOR MARTIAL LAW
http://www.progressive.org/mag/wx111208.html 
This week and into next, NorthCom and NORAD are conducting a joint exercise called “Vigilant Shield ’09.”The focus will be on “homeland defense and civil support,” a NorthCom press release states.From November 12-18, it will be testing a “synchronized response of federal, state, local and international partners in preparation for homeland defense, homeland security, and civil support missions in the United States and abroad.”

POULSON---MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON EARTH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/13/BUUK1439IF.DTL
"He is absolutely the most powerful person in the country. Maybe the world," says Wall Street accounting expert Robert Willens.The most telling line in his speech came when Paulson was explaining why he did a 180-degree turn with money approved by Congress under the $700 billion bailout bill. Instead of using it to buy troubled mortgage assets from banks, as clearly envisioned, he scrapped that idea and used it to make equity investments in banks.

CHINA IS DESTROYING THE ATMOSPHERE
Massive “Asian brown cloud” shows up on satellite photo
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/14/world/14cloud.html?hp 

Enviro Wacko
CALIFORNIA HAS WORST AIR IN THE COUNTRY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/13/MNQP143CPV.DTL
How Climate Change Is Killing Our Oceans
http://www.alternet.org/water/106762/how_climate_change_is_killing_our_oceans/ 
Our CO2 habit has caused the oceans to acidify and entire ecosystems are threatening to literally crumble away.
Tiny island nation seeks dry land
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081113.wisland13/BNStory/International/home 
Newly elected President of Maldives plans to set aside funds for new homeland in case rising sea levels submerge low-lying islands
Quarter of northeast Atlantic sharks and rays threatened with extinction
http://www.iucn.org/index.cfm?uNewsID=2213 
Nobel winner urges protection for key forests in UN talks
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5h8ij6spEo1L6sx9idJ1BIWu8XSHA 
Act Now to Save America's Public Forests
http://www.counterpunch.org/wuerthner11122008.html
Gore not interested in “Climate Czar” position
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/13/gore-climate-czar/
Hybrid tug boats
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-tugboat13-2008nov13,0,2191379.story

People's Repugnic
CHINA CYBER-ATTACKS ON U.S. ARE ROUTINE
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/cyber-war-attacks-china-7049.html

Beyond the Palin
HYPOCRITE PALIN WAS PREGNANT BEFORE MARRIAGE
http://palinshealthmystery.blogspot.com/2008/10/palins-health-mystery.html 
NOW SARAH LOVES PREZBOY BUSH---AFTER BLAMING HIM FOR THE ELECTION LOSS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/13/palin-bless-bush/ 
INSUFFERABLE BITCH STILL TALKING ABOUT BILL AYERS
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/palin-bringing-associations-extremis

Dishonest John
SOCIOPATHIC MCCAIN TO CAMPAIGN FOR ‘REPREHENSIBLE’ CHAMBLISS
Dishonest John had condemned this jerk for smearing Max Cleland
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_heads_to_Georgia_to_stump_1112.html

Israelity
ARABS FEAR OBAMA’S APPOINTMENT OF EMANUEL
How is it that persons with dual citizenships are allowed such influence in the federal government?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/3452616/Muslim-world-nervous-about-Barack-Obamas-pro-Israeli-chief-of-staff.html
ISRAEL BLOCKS HUMANITARIAN GAZA AID
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7726943.stm

America the Beautiful
WOMAN TRIES TO LEAVE KKK INITIATION, IS SHOT IN THE HEAD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/13/usa 

THE GREAT TAMMY DUCKWORTH TO REPLACE SEN. OBAMA?
http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/11/gns_duckworth_111208/

BUSH WILL CLAIM EXEC PRIVILEGE TO BLOCK SUBPOENAS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bush_may_be_able_to_block_1113.html 

BAYH: LIEBERMAN WILL APOLOGIZE TO KEEP POST
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/13/bayh-lieberman-apologize/ 

Mashed Media
MSNBC PRANKED BY FALSE PALIN STORY
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081113/ap_on_en_tv/palin_hoax;_ylt=AlIpXtfDFbLjYna0Xh9kAAKs0NUE
AN EDITOR’S CLASSY FAREWELL (har)
Who are these idiots, and how do they get into positions of power?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/11/schoenkopf_out_as_citybea.php 

Comment
DEAR MR. PREZ-ELECT, PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THE SPAM LIST
http://www.slate.com/id/2204422/

Animals in the news!
POOR PANDA RIPS OFF JERK’S JACKET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tofIAnExhQ4&feature=channel
SCORE ONE FOR THE TIGERS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/singapore/3451604/White-tigers-maul-cleaner-to-death-at-zoo.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
IN CAMEROON, POLYGAMY DOESN’T PAY
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/11/13/in-modern-cameroon-polygamy-doesn%e2%80%99t-pay/
PHOTO GALLERY: PRINCE CHARLES AT 60
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/3452697/Prince-Charles-at-60.html
QUEEN’S TRIBUTE TO SON
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/3447877/Queens-tribute-to-the-Prince-of-Wales.html

And in more important matters. . .

Obit
DRUM ROLL FOR MITCH MITCHELL
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/arts/music/13mitch.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin
He was 62 and had recently finished a national tribute tour, Experience Hendrix.
WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT DRUM IN YOUR HAND?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/neil_mccormick/blog/2008/11/13/mitch_mitchell_where_you_going_with_that_drum_in_your_hand 
WATCH: MITCHELL INTERVIEW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqMdlvhk7hA 

NEW ‘PRISONER’ COMING---DOESN’T LOOK GOOD
Lead actor is an American, for starters. . .
http://www.amctv.com/originals/the-prisoner/

Light reading
LEONARD BERNSTEIN ON TERRORISM
http://www.theamericanscholar.org/au08/terror-bernstein.html 

Musique
FACES TO REUNITE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/13/the-faces-reunite

And in the end. . .
PARKING METER FAIRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKTFCdpBsAA

11-12 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
SEX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glZJUcBno34 
SEXUAL HEALING
(Could be the funniest song ever written)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bvgv3g__Y
STICK IT OUT
(Well, maybe this)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ubBw3dE8Wc 
I WANNA HOT DOG FOR MY ROLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwZqf8Ud95U
SUGAR IN MY BOWL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZm0jYXZ_2I
HERE PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZfSBKgp6WQ
DAVY'S DINGHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Oxwru7oes
BOOBS A LOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsOIrD36mF0
MY BIG TEN-INCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kySh2zsdvg
WHAT KIND OF GIRL/BWANA DIK/LATEX SOLAR BEEF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DHHMuuluxA


skylines:
MISSING CAT COMES HOME 13 YEARS LATER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/12/BABC142V0J.DTL&tsp=1
Musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY7uSo9g-Cs 

We shall overcome
CHIMP RAISES TIGERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2008/nov/12/chimp-tiger-cubs

GORE VIDAL BLASTS RACISM ACCUSATION
Calling Vidal a racist is like calling the KKK tolerant
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081110_gore_vidal_blasts_racism_claim/ 

DUMBASS TEACHER’S AIDE TELLS KIDS: OBAMA WILL BE SHOT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Pennsylvania_teachers_aide_said_Obama_would_1111.html
SCHOOLKIDS CHANT: 'ASSASSINATE OBAMA!'
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Idaho_students_chant_assassinate_Obama_on_1112.html

NAVY CONDEMNS WHALES TO DEATH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/12/national/w070745S97.DTL 

PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICT
Warning: you might not want to see this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439638/Cosmetic-surgery-addict-injected-cooking-oil-into-her-own-face.html 

SICKENING BRASSIERES!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3444912/Victorias-Secret-sued-after-bra-made-women-ill.html

And on to news and comment. . .

HEDGES: AMERICA THE ILLITERATE
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081110_america_the_illiterate/?ln 
We live in two Americas. One America, now the minority, functions in a print-based, literate world. It can cope with complexity and has the intellectual tools to separate illusion from truth. The other America, which constitutes the majority, exists in a non-reality-based belief system. This America, dependent on skillfully manipulated images for information, has severed itself from the literate, print-based culture. It cannot differentiate between lies and truth. It is informed by simplistic, childish narratives and clichés. It is thrown into confusion by ambiguity, nuance and self-reflection. This divide, more than race, class or gender, more than rural or urban, believer or nonbeliever, red state or blue state, has split the country into radically distinct, unbridgeable and antagonistic entities.
Related:
PALIN’S VOTES CAME FROM ‘RURAL’ AREAS
Suburban and urban voters had little interest in her
http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2008/11/brownstein_on_t.html 

IRAQI SOLDIER KILLS TWO U.S. TROOPS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7724974.stm 

ACID ATTACK ON AFGHAN SCHOOLGIRLS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7724505.stm

Obama Nation
A LOOK AT OBAMA’S ENERGY PLAN
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/11/12/a-closer-look-at-obama%E2%80%99s-energy-plan/ 
OBAMA FEARS MAKING LITTLE JOEY LIEBERMAN A GOP HERO
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_to_Reid_Dont_make_Lieberman_1111.html
OBAMA TO RESTRICT LOBBYIST ROLES IN TRANSITION
How about restricting them out of existence?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/12/us/politics/12obama.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
ANTI-OBAMA VANDALISM BREAKING OUT
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/29/anti-obama-vandalism-city_n_109834.html 
http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10910002 
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-briefs12-2008nov12,0,6700699.story  
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/seattle911/archives/153884.asp
 
Comment
FREEDLAND: OBAMA NOT A DOVE---A SMARTER HAWK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/12/comment-obama-white-house-peace 
In every sphere, Obama marks a break from the recent past. He will not be perfect; the disappointments will be real and may come soon. But for now, at least, we are entitled to that sigh of relief - and even the odd yelp of joy.
LINDORFF: OBAMA’S FIRST BIG MISTAKE---RESCUING JOE LIEBERMAN
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/233 
This is a terrible mistake. Joe Lieberman is a wretched example of a man without principle—a back-stabbing slimeball of a politician whose only allegience, apparently, besides to himself, is to Israel. Now I don’t want anyone to think I’m some rabid anti-semite. My wife and kids are Jewish, we have good friends who are Israeli, and no, I don’t think the Jews run the media or the country. I do, however, think that Joe Lieberman thinks more about what, in his warped and shriveled worldview, is good for Israel, than about what is good for America.
SCHEER: COLD WAR HAWKS NESTING WITH OBAMA
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081111_cold_war_hawks_nesting_with_obama/?ln
So, Vladimir Putin was right: It was Georgia that started the war with Russia, and once again it was President Bush who got caught in a lie. As The New York Times reported last week, “Newly available accounts by independent military observers of the beginning of the war between Georgia and Russia this summer call into question the long-standing Georgian assertion that it was acting defensively against separatist and Russian aggression.”
MORFORD: STILL OBAMAFIED
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/11/12/notes111208.DTL
The best part: Each and every time, it's been almost wholly spontaneous, an outbreak, a burst, the unexpected thing that you haven't felt in years and which, in many ways, can't really believe you're experiencing at all. It's smiling, laughing, actual cheering among the normally jaded and the wary whenever Obama's voice is heard, or when his name comes up on the radio, in print, in a song, on the sidewalk -- anywhere at all.

Electile Dysfunction
WHY AL FRANKEN WILL BE NEXT MINN. SENATOR
http://www.alternet.org/democracy/106625/why_al_franken_will_be_minnesota%27s_next_senator/

Mashed Media
FAKE NYT PROCLAIMS END TO WARS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fake_New_York_Times_proclaims_end_1112.html

All-Melty dollar
CLARKE: BRITAIN ON THE BRINK OF MELTDOWN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/3446686/Ken-Clarke-warns-Britain-is-on-the-brink-of-meltdown.html
HOW I BOUGHT A FORECLOSED HOUSE
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-cover9-2008nov09,0,2623620.story
20 PERCENT OF BAY AREA MORTGAGES ARE MORE THAN HOME’S WORTH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/11/MNN0142MCG.DTL&type=business&tsp=1

All-Melty Greenland
GREENLAND BRACES FOR. . .INDEPENDENCE, WEALTH
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1858177,00.html 

(Lack of) Health
TOMATOES MAY HELP WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/women_shealth/3443462/Tomatoes-could-hold-key-to-treat-painful-condition-suffered-by-women.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
PEPSI, NO COKE
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1858177,00.html 
CIRCUMCISION BY THE DOZEN
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,584788,00.html
THE OBAMA OF BRAZIL
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1112/p08s01-comv.html 
NORWAY TOPS GENDER EQUALITY LIST
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7722389.stm
BEING BORN IN GREECE MAY NOT MAKE YOU GREEK
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/11/12/being-born-in-greece-may-not-make-you-greek/ 


And in more important matters. . .

JOB OPENING: GARDENER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3446610/Queen-looks-for-gardener-for-Balmoral-gardens.html

AUTHORS AND THEIR CATS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/nov/12/writers-and-cats 

BEST BAGELS IN L.A.?
Dunno. They all seem too soft these days. . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/valley/la-fo-bagelculture12-2008nov12,0,1738592.story 

Light reading
WAS THE GREAT WAR NECESSARY?
http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99may/9905greatwar.htm

Film
WHAT IS THE MOST BORING FILM TITLE?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/12/most-boring-film-titles
MORE ‘OUR GANG’ COMING TO DVD
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/11/movies/homevideo/11dvds.html?_r=2&ei=5070&emc=eta1&oref=slogin&oref=slogin 
ALFALFA BIO
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Switzer
Once, during a break in filming, Switzer urinated on the set's lights. When filming resumed, the lights heated up and filled the set with such a stench that filming had to be halted for the rest of the day.

Cheap gossip about unimportant assholes
UNRECOGNIZED PITT TOSSED BY BOUNCER
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Brad_Pitt_grapples_with_bouncer&in_article_id=398411&in_page_id=7
BRANGELINA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7724123.stm 
’NEVERLAND’ IS SOLD
http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/12/neverland-may-be-jackos-ticket-to-vegas/ 
LATEST FASHION INSANITY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2008/nov/11/catwalk-fashion?picture=339569940 

For Art’s Sake
IMPRESSIONISM AND WALES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/nov/12/alfred-sisley-impressionism 
CHAGALL AND WOMEN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/09/st_marcchagall.xml 
CAR AND ROCK
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Three-tonne_boulder_crushes_car_-_but_why?&in_article_id=397484&in_page_id=64

Where ya goin’?
ANCIENT ROME IN 3-D
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/technologynews/3445421/Google-Earth-brings-ancient-Rome-to-life.html

And in the end. . .
CASTLES
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=CASTLES

11-11 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
SOLDIER OF LOVE---Arthur Alexander
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tff9a8pUvc4 
SOLDIER OF LOVE---Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CoAq4nY7Hs
WAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg
WHO AM I?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg6KLK07Tlk
SUPPORT THE TROOPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cAAVuboEXA
AN UNTITLED PROTEST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWLW47Auuc 
WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7VLTqGCOC8
 

skylines:
OKLAHOMA NEWSPAPER REFUSED TO REPORT OBAMA VICTORY
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Newspaper_protested_for_not_reporting_Obama_1110.html 
Welcome to Sapulpa, Oklahoma’s “Most Connected City”
http://www.cityofsapulpa.net/ 

Happy Veterans’ Day: 87-year-old WWII vet badly beaten by burglars
(Warning: very unpleasant photo)
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?As_Britain_remembers,_war_hero_is_battered_in_obscene_attack&in_article_id=396603&in_page_id=34

MARS LANDER DIES IN DUST STORM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/3435547/Mars-Lander-dies-in-arctic-dust-storm.html

FLASH! AMY DITCHES BEEHIVE!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3439695/Amy-Winehouse-pictured-without-her-beehive.html 

CLIPS FROM NEW ‘STAR TREK’ FILM RELEASED
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7721468.stm

BLOGGER DOES 20 YEARS FOR POEM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5129509.ece 

50 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT OBAMA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3401168/Barack-Obama-The-50-facts-you-might-not-know.html 

CARTOON: OBAMA REJECTS THE BUSH DOCTRINE
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/11/cartoon_obama_rejects_the_bush_doctrine.html 


NEW PHOTOS PROVE: KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE AND WELL
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/kim-jong-il.php 


And on to news and comment. . .

FORMER TAIWAN PREZ CHEN IN HANDCUFFS
Bad move by ruling Kuomintang will make martyr out of widely discredited leader
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7721468.stm

Serrah
PALIN: GOD WILL SHOW ME
THE DOOR TO THE WHITE HOUSE

If he does, he needs to quit his job. He should just show her the door, period.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_God_will_show_me_way_1110.html 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2008/nov/11/sarah-palin 
Palin insists she knows Africa is a continent
Well, she does now. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_insists_she_knows_Africa_continent_1111.html 
Palin decried bloggers "sitting in their parents' basement, wearing their pajamas"
(Hey, how did she know I work in pajamas!)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/linda-bergthold/palin-calls-bloggers-kids_b_142872.html
Palin returns to changed Alaska
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/11/09/palin-returns-to-a-changed-alaska/
Upon her return to Alaska Nov. 5, Palin’s nonpartisan reputation is in shreds, a side effect of her role as chief attacker of Democratic rival Barack Obama. Damaged, too, is her image as ethics reformer, with questions lingering over an abuse-of-power scandal involving a feud against her sister’s ex-husband, alleged circumvention of public-records laws, concerns about state payments for her children’s travel and nights spent in her own home, and even how she acquired the haute-couture wardrobe she sported on the campaign trail.

Your corporatocracy at work!
BUSH SECRETLY GAVE BANKS $140 BILLION TAX WINDFALL

http://outtheotherear.wordpress.com/2008/11/10/honest-hank-paulson/
Outside of a loan, or a buy-out, this $140 billion in never-to-be-paid taxes is not recoopable to the American taxpayer.

RAPED IN THE MILITARY? YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN ‘RAPE KIT’
Sarah would approve!
http://www.alternet.org/reproductivejustice/106307/raped_in_the_military_you%27ll_have_to_pay_for_your_own_forensic_exam_kit/ 

Obama Nation
OBAMA TO BUSH: HELP U.S. CARMAKERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/nov/11/motor-industry-barack-obama-george-bush
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE WILL HAVE ‘OFFICE OF URBAN POLICY’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/10/obama-white-house-will-have-an-office-of-urban-policy/ 
OBAMA TO PURSUE BIN-LADEN
But. . .but. . .we’ll lose Bush’s favorite boogieman!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/10/AR2008111002897_pf.html 
RIGHT WING SOUNDS ALARM: OBAMA REINSTATING DRAFT?
http://www.rightsidenews.com/200811092533/editorial/obama-to-re-instate-the-draft.html

Bush Leagues
BUSH LEAVES OFFICE MORE UNPOPULAR THAN TRICKY DICK

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/10/bush.transition.poll/index.html 
BUSH WIRETAP ABUSES TO BE REVEALED
http://www.wired.com/politics/onlinerights/news/2008/11/obama_wiretap?currentPage=all 


All-melty dollar
SANTA GETS SACKED AS CITIES, COMPANIES LOOK TO SAVE
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB122625267618311639-lMyQjAxMDI4MjE2MTIxNTEyWj.html
A CALIFORNIA TOWN DROWNS AS HOME VALUES SINK

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/11/11/business/11home.php
BYE-BYE, CIRCUIT CITY
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/business/circuit-city-chapter-11-bankruptcy-6943.html
LINDORFF:
Too Big to Fail' Has an Easy Answer:
Anti-Trust or Public Control
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/232
Don’t expect much in the way of scrutiny of this bailout process from the corporate media, by the way, which has been engaged in the same process of national consolidation for the past few decades. But clearly, the public needs to wake up and start demanding that if our money is going to be used to bail out these corrupt and horrifically managed enterprises, we the people need to have a controlling interest in running them, so that they are run in our interest. Better yet, we should be demanding that these bumbling colossuses be broken up into little pieces, and then left to sink or swim on their own like the rest of us.

Jesus H. Christ!
JEWS TELL CRAZY MORMONS:
STOP BAPTIZING HOLOCAUST DEAD

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/11/baptizing.dead.jews.ap/ 
CHURCH BANS GARDEN GNOMES FROM CEMETERIES!
”Unnatural little creatures”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439588/Garden-gnomes-banned-from-church-cemetery-because-they-are-unnatural-creatures.html 

Mashed Media
ZELL’S TRIBUNE CO. AD PROFITS DOWN $111 MILLION
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003889103 
NEW CONTRACT FOR THE GREAT KEITH OLBERMANN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/10/olbermann-contract/ 
L.A. TIMES CLOCK HANDS BACK
Just in time to count down its last days
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/11/curbedwire_la_times_clock_back_sciarceconomy_talk_1801_avenue_of_the_stars.php 

Oh, by the way. . .
UC ENROLLMENT JUST GOT A LOT TOUGHER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/11/MNHU141ME9.DTL&tsp=1 
‘ODORPRINTS’ COULD BE USED TO I.D. PEOPLE
Some more than others
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3414573/Odourprinting-could-be-used-to-identify-people.html 

Obits
L.A.’S ‘CHEZ JAY’ FOUNDER
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/11/jay_fiondella_chez_jay_fo.php 
BROOKLYN DODGER LEGEND PREACHER ROE
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-roe11-2008nov11,0,7826389.story 
WORLD’S UGLIEST DOG
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Worlds_ugliest_dog_dies,_will_be_beautiful_in_heaven&in_article_id=396546&in_page_id=2 

And in more important matters. . .

BYE-BYE, OPERA PACIFIC
http://www.dailybreeze.com/lifeandculture/ci_10936959
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/opera-company-pacific-2220564-county-demain 

Veterans Day
A COLLECTION OF SKETCHES, PHOTOGRAPHS, POEMS FROM WWI
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2008/nov/10/poetry-first-world-war?picture=339508537 
THE POEMS OF ROBERT W. SERVICE
http://www.robertwservice.com/ 
COUNTRY JOE SINGS SERVICE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMzOxIiSkgA 
‘ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT’ EXCERPT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-96gWQMpU 
'GRAVES OF THE FIREFLIES' EXCERPT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_KCRIDbEXM
TOP TEN ANTI-WAR FILMS
These are good choices, and their number-one is right on the money
http://worldfilm.about.com/od/toppicks/tp/antiwar.htm 

PYTHON’S PALIN WILL GO AROUND THE WORLD AGAIN
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/11/pythons-palin-g.html 

SMOKIN’ JOE FRAZIER TALKS ABOUT HIS LIFE, OBAMA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/nov/11/sportinterviews-boxing 

A LOOK BACK AT JOANNA LUMLEY’S CAREER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2008/nov/11/joy-of-six-joanna-lumley 

Hey, Be-attle!
DID MCCARTNEY REVEAL I.D. OF “ELEANOR RIGBY?”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/11/proof-eleanor-rigby-existed 

And in the end. . .
JACK RABBITS
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=JACK+RABBITS 

11-10 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
BROTHER JOHN/IKO IKO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXR7UD0UrM 
MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmVBDaxTimE
SISTER ROSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6hUbjFdubw
SISTER SLEDGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6F3Sf-PGw 
POINTER SISTERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qHAZ25HYqU 
CHAMBERS BROTHERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDGV9rEOnaY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpQra4LVgQQ
SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4pWbwWOhGg
ADDAMS FAMILY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL_9zdu4iVw


skylines:
MIRIAM MAKEBA SINGS, DIES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/11/world/africa/11makeba.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin
Mandela mourns ‘first lady of song’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7719927.stm

BRITS OUT $135K FOR PRINCE WILLIAM’S HELO RIDE TO STAG PARTY
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Documents_expose_Prince_William_RAF_training_1109.html

NOT A SAUSAGE!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/3414672/Strike-threatens-to-take-beef-and-sausages-off-Christmas-menus.html 

WILD BOARS INTERRUPT FOOTBALL GAME
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Hooligan_hogs_trash_football_pitch&in_article_id=394632&in_page_id=2

BRUNI: HAPPY TO NO LONGER BE ITALIAN CITIZEN
Objects to Berlusconi’s idiotic “suntanned” remark about Obama
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,589416,00.html

MYSTERIOUS GOINGS-ON AT BEATLES FORMER APPLE HQ
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1110savillerow.html 

And on to news and comment. . .

THE PHILOSOPHER AND THE WOLF
(Read this, Palin, if you can read.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/08/sm_philosopherwolf.xml&page=1
A spur-of-the-moment decision to buy a wolf cub changed Mark Rowlands’s life. From that moment on he found human company never quite matched up

NEW YORK GETS POTTED
Bloomberg orders Broadway to bloom
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/11/10/new-york-tries-to-create-gardens-of-eden-on-city-streets/

BILL AYERS: LOOKING BACK ON THE CAMPAIGN
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21175.htm 
The police lieutenant who came to copy down those threats deadpanned that he hoped the guy who was going to shoot me got there before the guy who was going to water-board me, since it would be most foul to be tortured and then shot. (We have been pals ever since he was first assigned to investigate threats made against me in 1987, after I was hired as an assistant professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! PNAC RETURNS
Grinning ghoul Bill Kristol's neocon group back from the dead. . .As you’ll recall, these are the treacherous liars who got us into the whole Iraq mess, and alienated the world. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/10/pnac-20/

Iraq and Roll
BAGHDAD BOMBS KILL 28
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/bombbaghdad-suicide-bomber-iraq-6936.html 

Sarah Smile
PALIN BLAMES BUSH FOR LOSS!


This shameless monster will be back. . .
http://www.adn.com/sarah-palin/story/584193.html 
Moose chili cooked in the crock pot and moose hot dogs lay on the table. Palin insisted they weren't a prop for the national media but just how the family likes to dine.
THE PERILS OF POPULISM
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB122610558004810243-lMyQjAxMDI4MjE2MDExMDA1Wj.html
The Palin farce is already the stuff of legend. For a generation at least it is sure to keep presidential historians and late-night comedians in gainful employment, which is no small thing. But it would be a pity if laughter drowned out serious reflection about this bizarre episode. As Jane Mayer reported recently in the New Yorker ("The Insiders," Oct. 27, 2008), John McCain's choice was not a fluke, or a senior moment, or an act of desperation. It was the result of a long campaign by influential conservative intellectuals to find a young, populist leader to whom they might hitch their wagons in the future.
WILL PALIN RUN IN 2012?
Are moose digesting in her rumbling guts?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/10/sarah-palin-republican 
"We feel about Sarah Palin the same way you guys feel about the Queen," said Mike Spalding, chewing tobacco. He quit shaving in 1992, and has a grey beard down to his navel.


BUSH SECRET ORDER ALLOWED AL-QAEDA RAIDS IN MANY COUNTRIES
Nice to know what the president is doing behind the country’s back. . .
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/10/washington/10military.html?hp 
In 2006, for example, a Navy Seal team raided a suspected militants’ compound in the Bajaur region of Pakistan, according to a former top official of the Central Intelligence Agency. Officials watched the entire mission — captured by the video camera of a remotely piloted Predator aircraft — in real time in the C.I.A.’s Counterterrorist Center at the agency’s headquarters in Virginia 7,000 miles away.

OBAMA PLANS TRIALS FOR GITMO PRISONERS,
OTHERS HELD AROUND THE WORLD

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBAMA_GUANTANAMO?SITE=MAFAL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

OBAMA WILL KEEP BERNANKE, JOINT CHIEFS
CHAIR MULLEN, SEC’Y DEFENSE GATES

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/09/AR2008110902555.html 

OBAMA TO OVERTURN BUSH ‘SIGNING ORDERS’
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/09/politics/p063456S86.DTL&tsp=1 

REID STILL DEFENDING LITTLE JOEY LIEBERMAN
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/harry-reid-still-defending-joe-lieberman-o

PROP. 8 BACKLASH GROWING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/10/MN4E141B3P.DTL&type=politics 

Mashed Media
JOURNALIST KEPT IN CAVE BLINDFOLDED, CHAINED BY TALIBAN
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081110.wafghanfung10/BNStory/Afghanistan/home 

Kim Nook Yoo
RECENT PHOTO OF KIM WAS FAKED
And not very well, at that
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7715458.stm 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA FASCISTS WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON TIBET
Don’t they have enough territory and people?
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/chinese-regime-no-compromising-tibet-dalai-6927.html

Comment
HORTON: SOMETHING AIN’T RIGHT ABOUT ALASKA---BESIDES PALIN
http://harpers.org/archive/2008/11/hbc-90003821 
The more likely answer is that someone has lost track of a very substantial part of the Alaska vote. Moreover, the disappeared votes appear to be disproportionately drawn from the Democratic column.
RAIMUNDO: WHAT’S OBAMA’S ANSWER TO RUSSIA?
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13720
KATHA POLLITT: SAYONARA, SARAH
http://www.alternet.org/election08/106303/sayonara%2C_sarah_palin/ 

Jesus H. Christ!
TOP TEN ‘CHRISTIAN’ FASCISTS
Jesus wouldn’t like these angry little boys. . .
http://www.alternet.org/election08/103359/the_top_ten_power_brokers_of_the_religious_right/ 
ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY: GOD WAS ‘USELESS’ ON 9/11
Maybe he was away on business
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/3416267/Archbishop-of-Canterbury-admitted-God-was-pretty-useless-on-911.html
Musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExyRMqX8eOA 

Animals in the news
WAR OVER MONKEY LAB TESTING
Hey, here’s an idea---use “Christian” fascists instead!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/nov/02/primate-monkey-animal-testing-drugs 
SHARKS HANG OUT IN CAFES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3399680/Great-white-sharks-hang-out-at-cafes-to-find-a-mate.html 

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
MEET THE L.A. WALKER
(Next to The Rip Post, that is.)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR2008110602564.html
Accompanying music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW4Bym0kfPs 
Venice Pier gets new railing
(But what about the earthquake-damaged pilings underneath. . .After all, the bathrooms fell into the ocean a couple years back.)
http://www.yovenice.com/2008/11/07/venice-pier-gets-new-railing/ 

Musique
LANG LANG: THE PIANIST THE CRITICS LOVE TO HATE
And justifiably. . .the guy is a mercenary wind-up monkey with no intellect
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/10/bmlanglang110.xml 
SCOT PIPERS RECORD NEW ALBUM IN IRAQ
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/onthefrontline/3402102/Scottish-pipers-record-album-while-serving-in-Iraq.html 

WATCH IF YOU MUST: “DALLAS” REUNION
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7719288.stm

Film
MISTAKES IN THE NEW BOND FILM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/nov/10/james-bond-quantum-solace-mistakes
KATE BECKINSALE AS JUDITH MILLER
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003888807 
NEW ENDING FOR KIDMAN FILM
The ending to Nicole Kidman's latest film Australia has proved too sad for test audiences in America, forcing acclaimed director Baz Luhrman to replace it with a more optimistic alternative.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3415122/Nicole-Kidman-gets-a-happy-ending-in-Australia.html
KIDMAN TO PLAY TRANSSEXUAL ARTIST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/nov/10/nicole-kidman 

And in the end. . .
KITEBOARDER SAILS OVER WHALE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3416624/Kiteboarder-sails-over-whale.html 

11-7 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
SAD SONGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcb1Hl46Ds
SO SAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrmIPKkQQYw
GLOOMY SUNDAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48cTUnUtzx4
BLUE MONDAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3041kBbxGM
VALSE TRISTE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Blm2qWduY
SAD MOVIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZfQUXnxwJw
TEAR-STAINED LETTER---RICHARD THOMPSON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hEWFsXrXv4
A SCOTTISH SOLDIER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sAitY3y9mY
STELLA BLUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuS6eev7tOg
NUN WILL DIE SONN SO HELL AUFGEH'N
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZhkvu1ojk
IDEALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-fYyVOp7Xo

skylines:
70 PERCENT OF BLACKS VOTED YES ON BANNING GAY MARRIAGE

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2008/11/70-of-african-a.html
Gay protest targets L.A.’s Mormon temple
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-protest7-2008nov07,0,3827549.story 

PILOT GOES BLIND AT 15,000 FEET, STILL LANDS PLANE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/7715345.stm

BERLUSCONI: OBAMA IS “TANNED”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7715016.stm 

ARTIST TURNS KIDS INTO BUTTERFLY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/07/BA6P13VLKG.DTL

HIPPO IS THE SIZE OF A PUPPY
Maybe the Obama kids can adopt it instead of that goldendoodle
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3398765/Zoo-celebrates-birth-of-rare-pygmy-hippo.html 

And on to news and comment. . .

RAHM-BO: TOP HOUSE RECIPIENT OF DIRTY MONEY
http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2008/11/obamas-pick-for-chief-of-staff.html
Rep. Rahm Emanuel, the Illinois congressman who was an aide in the Clinton White House, was the top House recipient in the 2008 election cycle of contributions from hedge funds, private equity firms and the larger securities/investment industry--not the most popular of industries in the current economy. Since being elected to Congress in 2002, after working as an investment banker, Emanuel has received more money from individuals and PACs in the securities and investment business than any other industry

LINDORFF:
OBAMA'S FIRST STEPS ARE NOT PROMISING

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/231
Yet Obama’s first steps as president-to-be are not promising. His first official appointment, naming Rep. Rahm Emanuel as his Chief of Staff, was probably the worst possible sign of “No Change.” Emanuel, a fellow member of the Chicago political gang, far from being something new, is a relic of the Clinton administration, where he served as a political strategist, pushing the disastrous “triangulation” strategy that gave us the end of welfare benefits for poor women, the gutting of habeas corpus, deregulation of the banking system, and an economic program that favored bond traders over working people. Worse yet, the naming to such a key post of Emanuel, a rabid Zionist who actually holds dual US and Israeli citizenship and was a member of the Israeli Defense Force (IDF), will poison Obama’s chances to broker a real, lasting peace deal between Israel and Palestine by aligning him clearly with the Israeli side in every Palestinian’s eyes..

RAHM EMANUEL BIO
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahm_Emanuel 
Emanuel, whose father was in Irgun, is a strong supporter of AIPAC, and personally introduced fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama to the organization's directors during the 2008 presidential campaign.[24] A November 2008 article claimed that while expressing empathy for Palestinians, Emanuel has explicitly condemned their leaders.[25] In June 2007, Emanuel condemned an outbreak of Palestinian violence in the Gaza Strip and criticized Arab countries for not applying the same kind of pressure on the Palestinians as they have on Israel. "Fatah and Hamas are tearing the Palestinian area of the Gaza strip apart in what they call a political rivalry, and the Palestinian people are paying a price for Palestinian violence," he said at the time. "Governments from around the world and the Arab world have said nothing. ... I just want you to think for a second, if this were the result of Israeli-Palestinian hostilities, would the international silence and the silence of the Arab world be this deafening?"

‘FOREIGN ENTITY’ HACKED OBAMA, MCCAIN CAMPAIGNS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Foreign_entity_staged_cyber_attack_on_1106.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2008/nov/07/obama-white-house-usa
But the FBI and Secret Service warned them the system had been compromised and a "serious amount of files" had been stolen. They said the McCain campaign's computer system had been similarly compromised.

ISRAEL BLASTS OBAMA FOR PROPOSING IRAN NEGOTIATION
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=060dd72c-c876-4e0d-b39f-c835c26b256c 
Israel was also buzzing on Thursday over the appointment of Rahm Emanuel as Obama's chief of staff. Emanuel's father is an Israeli-born doctor. The younger Emanuel, who is a congressman from Chicago and a longtime friend of Obama's, received what Israeli media described Thursday as a conservative Jewish education. He is said to speak some Hebrew, was a volunteer working with the Israel Defense Forces during the first Gulf War in 1991 and has been a frequent visitor to the country.

BIG BELTWAY TOPIC: WAR ON IRAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/03/opinion/03mon4.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin 

RAIMUNDO: IRAN---AND THE BEAT GOES ON
http://www.antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13507 
One has only to insert "Israel" where Iran sits in those sentences, and the pot-kettle-black aspect of this whole issue is underscored, as is the ridiculous double standard. After all, Israel has surely been emboldened by its possession of nukes, lo these many years, and acted in a manner that could reasonably called irresponsible – and even deadly, now that you mention it. Yet Israel is not only given a pass, but the defining factor of the Middle Eastern strategic environment – Israel's nuclear arsenal – goes unmentioned by these worthies.

OBAMA VICTORY PROMPTS IRAQIS TO SUPPORT SECURITY AGREEMENT
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/world/middleeast/07iraq.html?hp 
He's a loose cannon. Summers has a long history of saying what's on his mind, regardless of whether others might find it offensive. The thing about women and science was only the most infamous. There was also that memo he signed about exporting toxic waste to the developing world.

All-melty dollar
WALL STREET LEARNED ITS LESSON? LOOK AGAIN
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/106195/wall_street_fat_cats_are_trying_to_pocket_billions_in_bailout_cash/
President-elect Barack Obama told supporters, and the rest of the world, "If this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers." But, it seems that Wall Street didn't get that memo. It turns out that the nine banks about to be getting a total equity capital injection of $125 billion, courtesy of Phase I of The Bailout Plan, had reserved $108 billion during the first nine months of 2008 in order to pay for compensation and bonuses
SUMMERS: WRONG GUY FOR TREASURY?
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/larry-summers-treasury-secretary 
LISTEN: SUMMERS A TERRIBLE CHOICE FOR TREASURY SEC’Y
http://www.truthdig.com/podcast/item/20081106_obamas_treasury_secreatary_lets_hope_not/ 

A LOOK AT OBAMA’S POTENTIAL CHOICES
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21162.htm 
Without Emanuel, Bill Clinton would not have been able to thrust NAFTA down the throats of environmentalists and labor in the mid-1990s. Over the course of his career, Emanuel’s made it a point to cozy up to big business, making him one of the most effective corporate fundraisers in the Democratic Party. He’s also a staunch advocate of Israel’s occupation of Palestinian territories.

Serrah
SARAH, COME BACK!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/07/MN8L13VKU9.DTL
http://www.alternet.org/story/106197/frightening_new_information_about_sarah_palin_emerges/

Mashed Media
FOX SNEERS AT BLACK REPORTER’S TEARS OVER OBAMA ELECTION
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fox_contributor_mocks_reporters_tears_during_1106.html
OLBERMANN: RIGHT-WING ‘PUNDITS’ DON’T MATTER ANYMORE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Olbermann_to_rightwing_pundits_You_dont_1106.html 
SCRIPPS CUTS 400 JOBS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003888112

Comment
LISTEN: LINDORFF ON OBAMA VICTORY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/230
GAIL COLLINS: THINKING OF GOOD VIBRATIONS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/opinion/06collins.html?em
O.K., there is nothing positive to say about Sarah Palin. And Alaska, are you re-electing Ted Stevens? What’s going on there? Did you actually believe him when he said that the court verdict was still up in the air? On the day after he was found guilty? By the way, if Stevens does win, it will be with about 106,000 votes. In total. There are more people than that in my immediate neighborhood! What kind of state is this, anyway?

Obama Nation
OBAMA’S MORNING WORKOUT HAS PREDECESSORS GASPING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/07/us-elections-2008-barack-obama 
OBAMA---SAVIOR OF U.S.. . .SPORTS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/nov/07/ussport
Obama also spent many years as community organiser, working with unemployed people in Chicago, and will have seen first-hand the positive effect something as simple as a local game of basketball can have on the lives of people who feel they have nothing to offer.

(Lack of) Health
OPTIC NERVE REGROWTH RAISES HOPE FOR THE BLIND
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/nov/07/optical-nerves-medicine-science 
ECSTASY WRECKS YOUR MEMORY
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Ecstasy_causes_memory_problems_-_study&in_article_id=392523&in_page_id=34 
MAN GIVES UP COCA-COLA, LOSES HUGE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?I_lost_8st_simply_by_giving_up_Coke&in_article_id=390447&in_page_id=34&in_a_source= 

And in more important matters. . .

GERMAN LAB DREAMS UP ‘HOTEL OF THE FUTURE’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,589127,00.html 
Cocktails delivered by robot, panorama windows-cum-television-screens, beds which rock you to sleep: Welcome to the hotel room of the 21st century, the brainchild of a German team of researchers.

BANANAGRAM: SCRABBLE WITHOUT THE BOARD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/3397394/Scrabble-style-game-without-board-Bananagrams-to-be-Christmas-hit.html 

Film
CROWE GAINS 50 LBS. FOR RIDLEY SCOTT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/07/bfcrowe107.xml
ASTAIRE’S MOVIES STILL SHIMMER WITH GLAMOUR
http://www.americanheritage.com/people/articles/web/20081028-Fred-Astaire-Adele-Astaire.shtml
Of what did Astaire’s magic consist? Why even now, more than twenty years after his death, more than fifty years since the days of his prime as a dancer-singer-actor, why do his old movies still shimmer with glamour, why do so many people still find the sight and sound of him enchanting, why does the very idea of Fred Astaire continue to cast its own lovely lilting glow? We are, my dear Watson, obviously in the presence of a mystery.
TOP TEN POSTHUMOUS FILM ROLES
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1857192_1857227,00.html
REVIEW: “SOUL MEN”
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/movies/07soul.html

Musique
WATCH: MOTOWN’S 50TH
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2008/nov/07/omm-motown-records-50-years 
THE CHANGING FACE OF CHICAGO BLUES
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1107/p13s01-almp.html 
Foreign-born players and whites pick up the slack creating a global appeal and expanded songbook.
JIMMY CARL BLACK’S NYT OBIT
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/arts/music/07black.html?ref=obituaries 

Where ya goin’?
SMUGGLER’S COVE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/05/NSM513N89F.DTL&type=travel

And in the end. . .
WAVES
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=ocean+waves&btnG=Search+Images


11-6 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
HAPPINESS RUNS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cGWTAe3M6U 
LAUGH AND BE HAPPY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV9nogArdnw
LAUGH AND BE HAPPY 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIoV16LHGrw
RED RED ROBIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8b_Uus3A7g
RED RED ROBIN 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFjlkceefk
BLOW AWAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddnRtFd7Hps
SAILING ON SUNBEAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zca2XiRAtU
I LOVE TO LAUGH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7lz5X2vKk

SKYLINES:
GINGER BAKER OFFERS TO STRIP NAKED IN COURT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3389563/Cream-drummer-Ginger-Baker-vows-to-strip-off-in-court.html

WINEHOUSE TAKES A SWING AT PAPARAZZI
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3388316/Amy-Winehouse-lashes-out-at-photographers.html 

CRESTFALLEN GAYS GATHER OUTSIDE SF CITY HALL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/06/BAT413VCFF.DTL 

And on to news and comment. . .

SO LITTLE TIME, SO MUCH DAMAGE
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/04/opinion/04tue1.html?em 
Here is a look — by no means comprehensive — at some of Mr. Bush’s recent parting gifts and those we fear are yet to come.
BUSH’S FINAL ENVIRO RAPE
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/11/05/bush%E2%80%99s-parting-moves-on-the-environment/ 

EMANUEL TAKES THE JOB
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081106/ap_on_el_pr/obama

Sarah Smile
PALIN DID NOT KNOW THAT AFRICA IS A CONTINENT
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article5095495.ece
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/palin-did-not-know-africa-continent 
PALIN RESPONDS: AFRICA ACCUSATION
MADE BY ‘SMALL, BITTER TYPE OF PERSON’

Like you, Sarah?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/06/palin-bitter-africa/ 
MCCAIN: PALIN WAS MORE TROUBLE THAN A PIT BULL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2008/nov/05/john-mccain-sarah-palin

OBAMA A SOCIALIST? HERE'S WHAT THE SOCIALISTS SAY
Class divisions begin to emerge in Obama coalition
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2008/nov2008/pers-n06.shtml
Despite Obama's rhetoric about uniting "Main Street and Wall Street" and "the rich and the poor," he is committed to defending the interests of the most powerful sections of the American corporate elite.
Obama advisers discuss preparations for war on Iran
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2008/nov2008/iran-n06.shtml


ROBERT GIBBS WILL BE OBAMA’S PRESS SEC’Y
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/06/gibbs-press-secretary/

POWELL WILL NOT SERVE IN OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Powell_says_he_wont_serve_in_1105.html

OBAMA POISED TO RESHAPE JUDICIARY
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=afhumyaVjr1M&refer=us


Ugly Americans
‘IMPEACH OBAMA’ WEBSITES SPRINGING UP
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Impeach_Obama_groups_hit_Facebook_1105.html
LIMBAUGH SET TO SINK FANGS INTO OBAMA
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1182490/rush_limbaugh_set_to_go_after_president.html
RUSH LIMBAUGH: THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
http://voices.kansascity.com/node/2712

PALAST: GOP SWIPES THE PEACH STATE
http://www.gregpalast.com/the-steal-you-wont-see/
I've been studying the purge of voters and the blockade of new registrants all year with my co-investigator, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Here's what we know is happening: While Obama is brushing his tux for his Inaugural, several million votes are getting disappeared. We're awaiting the count on provisional ballots, those bouncing baloney ballots they give to the purge, The raw data is ill-making. We predicted a six-million vote heist and we're looking grimly accurate.


Obama Nation
THE WHOLE WORLD IS ELATED
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/11/05/what-obama%e2%80%99s-election-means-abroad/ 
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-worldreax6-2008nov06,0,6037603.story 
WATCH: 106-YEAR-OLD ANN NIXON SPEAKS ABOUT OBAMA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3386437/Barack-Obama-Key-dates-in-the-civil-rights-campaign.html 
114-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OF SLAVES VOTES FOR OBAMA
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-baines5-2008nov05,0,1853339.story
MUST WATCH: GORE VIDAL GOES ON THE BBC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2L8iUHZ2sY 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3388149/Gore-Vidals-withering-election-night-attack-on-David-Dimbleby-becomes-YouTube-hit.html 
HOPING OBAMA LIVES UP TO HIS NAME
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1857036,00.html?iid=tsmodule
Hussein is the name of the most beloved Imam, the ultimate symbol of an underdog fighting against injustice. The other elements of the President-elect's name are no less enchanting in these parts. Barack is a word of Semitic origin meaning "blessing," and Obama, when written in Persian, transliterates into "He is with us."
THE OBAMA STORY---PART ONE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/06/president-obama-story-kenya-to-white-house-part-one


PUTIN MAY ‘REAR HIS HEAD’ AGAIN IN ‘09
Good thing Sarah is back in Alaska to keep her eyes on him!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081106/wl_nm/us_russia_medvedev_putin

People’s Repugnic
CHINA BRUTES APPEAL TO OBAMA ON TAIWAN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7712294.stm
CHINA WARY OF OBAMA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,588858,00.html

Comment
NADER: AN OPEN LETTER TO OBAMA
http://www.votenader.org/media/2008/11/03/lettertoobama/ 
Take, for example, your transformation from an articulate defender of Palestinian rights in Chicago before your run for the U.S. Senate to an acolyte, a dittoman for the hard-line AIPAC lobby, which bolsters the militaristic oppression, occupation, blockage, colonization and land-water seizures over the years of the Palestinian peoples and their shrunken territories in the West Bank and Gaza. Eric Alterman summarized numerous polls in a December 2007 issue of The Nation magazine showing that AIPAC policies are opposed by a majority of Jewish-Americans.
DOWD: BRING ON THE PUPPY AND THE ROOKIE
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/opinion/06dowd.html?em
But I had been astonished by the overt willingness of some people who didn’t mind being quoted by name in The New York Times saying vile stuff, that a President Obama would turn the Rose Garden into a watermelon patch, that he’d have barbeques on the front lawn, that he’d make the White House the Black House. Actually, the elegant and disciplined Obama, who is not descended from the central African-American experience but who has nonetheless embraced it and been embraced by it, has the chance to make the White House pristine again.
STEELE: HE MUST DECLARE THE WAR ON TERROR OVER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/06/barack-obama-war-on-terror 
NAOMI KLEIN: CAN OBAMA STOP BUSH’S ECONOMIC HEIST? http://www.alternet.org/workplace/106157/can_obama_stop_the_bush_administration%27s_final_economic_heist_/ 
CROSSETTE: HOPE THAT AMERICA REJOINS THE WORLD
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081117/crossette3 
KRUGMAN: THE MONSTER YEARS
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/05/the-monster-years/ 
Last night wasn’t just a victory for tolerance; it wasn’t just a mandate for progressive change; it was also, I hope, the end of the monster years.

Mashed Media
GUESS PRINT ISN’T DEAD YET
Obama extras sell out
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003887863 
HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB AS A REPORTER!
Get drunk and go on Youtube
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2008/nov/06/pressandpublishing-digitalmedia 

Animals in the news!
EUROPE PROPOSES BAN ON GREAT APE EXPERIMENTATION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/nov/05/animal-primate-research-experiments-vivisection 
SURGERY SAVES GORILLA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3390288/NHS-surgeon-operates-on-gorilla.html 
HENS’ EGGS EXPLODING BECAUSE OF HOT-AIR BALLOONS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3385150/Hens-eggs-exploding-because-of-hot-air-balloons.html
SCORE ONE FOR THE MINKS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3389437/Mink-chews-holes-in-speedboats-at-marina.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
BIN-LADEN’S SON ASYLUM REQUEST DENIED
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7712224.stm
HUMANS ‘TASTED LIKE BEEF’
Not chicken?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/dominicanrepublic/3388611/Refugees-lost-at-sea-Eating-friends-tasted-like-beef.html

And in more important matters. . .

MICHAEL CRICHTON, R.I.P.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/books/06crichton.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin 
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-crichton6-2008nov06,0,1192481.story 
‘MICHAEL CRICHTON GOT MY SON TO READ’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/nov/06/michael-crichton-boys-reading 

FASHION NUTS ANGRY OVER MICHELLE OBAMA’S MAGNIFICENT DRESS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3388432/Michelle-Obamas-election-night-dress-upsets-Americas-fashion-crowd.html

Architecture
VEILED BY BAMBOO
http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/11/05/magic-bus-dormitory/

Musique
THE DUCK-KILLING CONDUCTOR OF THE CHINA PHILHARMONIC
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1855684,00.html
MARY HOPKIN TO RELEASE SECOND ARCHIVAL ALBUM
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1106maryhopkinnew.html 

Books
GEORGE HAMILTON’S IMPROBABLE LIFE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/06/DD3G13TTBC.DTL 

And in the end. . .
EXTREME SCRABBLE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3391350/Extreme-Scrabble-fans-photographed-playing-in-amazing-locations.html

11-5 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
BEEF JERKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJnndkAh1FQ
DRINK PAINT RUN RUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpQwGDpu7o
GREEN ONIONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-Z_l907DY
NIGHT TRAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6uhqmOT6E
HOT AS SUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX6AQeXUdOU
GREECE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JubwWxLtLDo 
FLYING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ49yEYiTV0
CRY FOR A SHADOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibRtJCXeOIw
G-SPOT TORNADO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDI5Ci_7YL4

SKYLINES:
MICHAEL CRICHTON DIES
http://wcco.com/national/Michael.Crichton.dead.2.857059.html

ROBBINS PURGED FROM VOTER ROLLS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Tim_Robbins_purged_from_voter_rolls_1104.html 

GAY MARRIAGE BAN LIKELY TO PASS
http://cbs2.com/local/gay.marriage.prop.2.856345.html 
Comments from SF’s Castro District
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/05/BA3B13UM7K.DTL 

HEY, BUSH, HERE ARE SOME JOB SUGGESTIONS FOR YOU
Will he be the new Dr. Who?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/05/george-bush-usa 

JOE THE JACKASS COMPLAINS
ABOUT MCCAIN FOCUSING ON HIM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/05/uselections2008-johnmccain 

POT LEGAL IN MICHIGAN, DECRIMINALIZED IN MASS.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Massachusetts_voters_decriminalize_marijuana_1104.html 

FRANKEN IN RECOUNT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003887075 

GOOD RIDDANCE, LIDDY
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article5086313.ece

Lost Angeles
SUDDENLY. . .MONEY FOR TRAINS
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/11/come_on_ride_the_trains.php 

And on to news and comment. . .

PALIN SPEECHES INCREASED OBAMA DEATH THREATS
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/11/report_threats_to_obama_ruse_a.php 
http://www.newsweek.com/id/167581/output/print
SECRET SERVICE DETAINED CHICAGO MOTORIST CARRYING ASSAULT RIFLE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Police_probe_Election_Night_threat_to_1105.html


U.S. BOMBS, KILLS 23 CHILDREN IN AFGHANISTAN---CLAIM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/3386273/US-warplanes-bomb-wedding-party-Afghans-claim.html 
Karzai to Obama: End Civilian Casualties
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2008-11-05-afghanistan-violence_N.htm?csp=netvibes

OBAMA OFFERS CHIEF OF STAFF TO EX-CLINTON AIDE
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/11/obama-offers-ra.html 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/11/emanuel_named_white_house_chie.html?nav=rss_blog
RAHM EMANUEL
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/person.xpd?id=400120
http://www.house.gov/emanuel/
http://www.house.gov/emanuel/aboutrahm.shtml
'RAHM-BO'
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Scarborough_Rahm_Emanuel_like_choosing_Tom_1105.html
"Emanuel built a reputation as one of the savviest political minds in the party and also one of the most confrontational and sharp elbowed. His tactics and approach earned him the name 'Rahmbo.'

Dishonest John
PALIN 'SORRY' FOR COSTING MCCAIN VOTES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_sorry_if_she_cost_McCain_1105.html

PALIN SPENT FAR MORE THAN $150K ON CLOTHES

Including up to $40k in suits for Todd-boy. . .McCain and Palin rarely spoke. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/05/palin-clothes/ 
http://www.newsweek.com/id/167581 
McCain himself rarely spoke to Palin during the campaign, and aides kept him in the dark about the details of her spending on clothes because they were sure he would be offended. Palin asked to speak along with McCain at his Arizona concession speech Tuesday night, but campaign strategist Steve Schmidt vetoed the request.
MCCAIN MAKES FUN OF PALIN IN PRIVATE---REPORT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Paper_claims_McCain_has_been_making_1105.html 
PALIN ‘MORE IMPULSIVE’ CHOICE THAN FIRST THOUGHT---MCCAIN AIDE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/05/schmidt-palin/ 
MCCAIN GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT
Sure wasn’t gracious during the campaign
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/05/john-mccain-concedes-barack-obama

Obama Nation
PAR-TAY IN CENTURY CITY
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/11/morning_buzz_the_day_afte.php
HUNDREDS PARTY OUTSIDE WHITE HOUSE, CHANTING “YES, I CAN”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/05/us.reaction/ 
DANCING IN THE STREETS---IN KENYA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3386229/Barack-Obamas-Kenyan-relatives-dance-in-the-streets.html 
OBAMA CELEBRATES---OBAMA, JAPAN, THAT IS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3383667/Barack-Obama-victory-Namesake-Japanese-fishing-village-celebrates-US-election-result.html
WATCH: THE ELECTION IN THREE MINUTES
http://www.time.com/time/video/?bcpid=1485842900&bctid=1900392588 
PHOTOS: THE WORLD REACTS
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1856660,00.html 
EDITORIAL PAGES REACT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003887013 
“We'll now find out if the Democratic Party has learned anything since the last two times it held all the levers of power in Washington.”---Wall Street Journal.

DEMS FALL SHORT OF FILIBUSTER-PROOF MAJORITY
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20081105/D948Q0RG0.html 

LITTLE JOEY LIEBERMAN: AMERICA ‘WON’T SURVIVE’ DEMOCRATS
”Filibuster is key,” says little skunk
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Lieberman_fears_America_wont_survive_Democratic_1104.html

VOTER BREAKDOWN:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3385426/Barack-Obama-benefits-from-changing-make-up-of-American-voters.html
Mr Obama was also the clear victor among younger voters, beating Mr McCain by 34 percentage points among them. However, a much-vaunted tidal wave of new young voters appears not to have materialised: polls suggested the total number of under-30 voters only increased by one per cent compared with 2004.

OBAMA’S BULLET-PROOF SPEECH
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/toby_harnden/blog/2008/11/04/barack_obama_election_night_speech_to_be_behind_bullet_proof_glass

THE MAKING OF PREZ OBAMA
Reporter visits childhood home, old friends, ex-teammates. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3383399/Barack-Obama-The-making-of-Americas-first-black-president.html 

Meanwhile. . .
"JUDICIAL CONFIRMATION NETWORK" WARNS OF ANTI-GOD, ANTI-FAMILY OBAMA
Sure, and I’ll bet he uses naughty words, too!
http://www.onenewsnow.com/Election2008/Default.aspx?id=305706
BILL “MILK MONEY” BENNETT: MINORITIES HAVE NO MORE EXCUSES NOW
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/bill-bennett-obama-wins-means-no-mor

Comment
HEDGES: I VOTED FOR THE RIGHT MAN
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081103_only_nader_is_right_on_the_issues/
If we demolish the fragile and delicate international order, if we do not restore a world where diplomacy, broad cooperation and the law are respected, we will see our moral and political authority disintegrate. We will erode the possibility of cooperation between nation-states, including our closest allies, and see visited upon us the evils we visit on others. Obama, like McCain, may tinker with this new world, but neither says they will dismantle it. Nader would.
KLEIN: A NEW AMERICA
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1856649,00.html
Obama's victory creates the prospect of a new "real" America. We can't possibly know its contours yet, although I suspect the headline is that it is no longer homogeneous. It is no longer a "white" country, even though whites remain the majority. It is a place where the primacy of racial identity — and this includes the old, Jesse Jackson version of black racial identity — has been replaced by the celebration of pluralism, of cross-racial synergy.
RAIMUNDO: A MANDATE---TO END THE WAR
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13720 
Let's be clear about the nature and meaning of the mandate we're going to be hearing so much about: President-elect Barack Obama has a clear mandate to end the Iraq war as expeditiously as possible. His campaign was energized by and differentiated from Hillary Clinton's by his emphasis on correcting that horrific mistake.
JESSE JACKSON: BUSH’S LAST 100 DAYS THE ONES TO WATCH
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21151.htm 
About 90 new rules are in the works, and at least nine are considered "economically significant" because they would impose costs or promote societal benefits that exceed $100 million annually. Many will make changes that the new administration will find it hard to reverse for years to come. More emissions from power plants; more exemptions from environmental-impact statements; permission to operate natural gas lines at higher levels of pressure -- the changes could be the last calamities visited upon us by the Bush administration.

Mashed Media
CNN DEBUTS HOLOGRAM REPORTERS
There’s a joke here somewhere. . .
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/cnn-debuts-hologram-reporters/2008/11/05/1225560913200.html
LA TIMES DOPES DITCH ‘DOONESBURY’
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/11/times_flinches_on_doonesb.php 

Spaced Out
HONEYMOONS IN SPACE COMING SOON
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3384326/Honeymoons-in-space-by-end-of-century.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
BRIT COUNCIL BANS SMOKERS FROM BECOMING FOSTER PARENTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/debates/3384745/First-blanket-ban-on-smokers-becoming-foster-parents.html
VITAMIN B-3 FIGHTS ALZHEIMER’S
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7710365.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

JANE AUSTEN’S. . .BASEBALL?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/05/boausten105.xml

Cheap gossip
KINKS START WORK ON COMEBACK
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7710458.stm 
CRAZY AMY’S CREEP IS OUT OF JAIL
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Winehouse_husband_walks_free&in_article_id=388388&in_page_id=7 
JANE FONDA HEADED FOR BROADWAY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2008/nov/05/jane-fonda-broadway

Books
THE LAST SURVIVOR OF WWI
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/nov/05/poetry-andrewmotion 
DIAHANN CARROLL: THE LEGS ARE THE LAST TO GO
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/05/women-television-film-oscar 

Film
THE FILMS OBAMA SHOULD WATCH
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/05/barack-obama-films 

Where ya goin’?
NORWAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sponsored/travel/innovationnorwayalesund/ 

And in the end. . .
WANT TO GET PREGNANT? HIRE A CLOWN
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Send_in_the_clowns_to_boost_pregnancy_rates&in_article_id=388379&in_page_id=34
 

11-4 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8 
CHANGE IS GONNA COME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUT1WgHat6I
STEP RIGHT UP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDwIvSVJwfw
PEACHES EN REGALIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnZrbFL9ImM
TOY TRUMPET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOm-h0qa8iA
AIN'T WE CRAZY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyDcBR3ztF8

SKYLINES:

COUNTRY JOE’S OBAMA RAG
http://www.countryjoe.com/obama.htm 

TEEN CHANGES NAME TO, WELL, YOU HAVE TO READ IT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3369609/Teenager-changes-name-to-Captain-Fantastic.html 

FREE ELECTION DAY FOOD ALL OVER TOWN!
http://la.eater.com/archives/2008/11/03/election_insanity_eat_drink_snack_all_day_for_free.php#more 
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-votefreebies4-2008nov04,0,3205642.story

And on to election day horror and comment. . .

Fix is in?
E-VOTE PROBLEMS IN BATTLEGROUND STATES
http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9118983&intsrc=hm_ts_head
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/washingtonpostinvestigations/2008/11/voting_problems_reports_coming.html

VOTING PROBLEMS ACROSS NEVADA

http://www.bradblog.com/?p=6616
COMPUTER PROBS IN PALM BEACH COUNTY---
http://www.wptv.com/content/breakingnews/story.aspx?content_id=5c4e1a9b-9d62-4c05-abd1-513e90b1b3ef 
---AND 'MASSIVE MACHINE FAILURES' IN VIRGINIA
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Election_monitors_call_for_extension_of_1104.html
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/virginiapolitics/2008/11/virginia_reports_some_early_vo.html 
VOTING MACHINE PROBLEMS ON EAST COAST, MIDWEST
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-votingproblems5-2008nov05,0,730388.story 
MACHINE PROBLEMS IN PHILLY
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/04/voting-problems-reported-in-philly/
OHIO POLICE IN RIOT GEAR FOR ELECTION
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Ohio_police_in_riot_gear_on_1104.html 
THOUSANDS OF LAWYERS MONITORING VOTING PROBLEMS
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1104/breaking33.htm

PALAST: HOW MCCAIN COULD WIN
http://www.truthout.org/110308A
In this year's primary, ten nuns were turned away from the polls because of the state's new voter ID law. They had drivers' licenses, but being in their 80s and 90s, they'd let their licenses expire. Cute. But what isn't cute is this: 566,000 registered voters in that state don't have the ID required to vote. Most are racial minorities, the very elderly and first-time voters; that is, Obama voters. Twenty-three other states have new, vote-snatching ID requirements.

MADDOW: ELECTION DAY CHAOS WILL AID GOP
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Maddow_Election_system_weak_link_in_1104.html

FEAR AND LOATHING GRIP THE TWO AMERICAS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/04/us-elections-brooklyn-texas-voters 



PALIN RELEASES HEALTH RECORDS AS PROMISED---NOT!
Two-page letter from doctor covers (or covers up) circumstances of Trig’s birth
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palins_doctor_issues_twopage_letter_applauding_1104.html 
Conservative pundit and blogger Andrew Sullivan continues to question the official story regarding Trig's birth, and has previously pegged it as a strong contending reason as to why the campaign put off releasing information for so long -- and didn't release details of her actual medical records, as the campaign promised. "We have been given no actual records of the last pregnancy, or any records at all, although we are told by the elusive Dr. Catherine Baldwin-Johnson that labor was at 35 weeks - not as premature as previously believed (if you research the average weight of full term DS babies, you find, by the way, that Trig was not underweight)," Sullivan wrote Tuesday.
ALASKA PERSONNEL BOARD CLEARS PALIN IN ‘TROOPERGATE’
Ruling is just a wee bit suspicious
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/03/politics/p151233S41.DTL 
"It conflicts with the first investigation and then casts doubts on both of them. So, it doesn't really resolve anything," Monegan said. "If it did, then I could walk away. It does seem to fly in the face of circumstantial evidence."
SF CHRON DEFENDS ITSELF AGAINST PALIN LIE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/03/EDOO13SU3L.DTL
The Sarah Palin Voting Guide
http://thinkprogress.org/palin-digest/ 

REPUGS CHARGE: OBAMA GRANDMA VISIT ILLEGAL
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/California_GOP_file_FEC_complaint_over_1103.html
Limbaugh: Visit was to fix his birth certificate!
Get back on the hillbilly heroin, Rush. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Limbaugh_slurred_Obamas_last_visit_with_1103.html 

BROWN: MCCAIN WINS COURTESY OF PALIN’S DEAL WITH DEVIL
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11782 

MAYBE MCCAIN SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF INDIA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,588299,00.html 

RAIMUNDO: WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13709
The most troubling possibility here is Dennis Ross, a career foreign policy bureaucrat who was instrumental in shaping America's Israel-centric policy in the Middle East under George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton. He is a longtime associate of the Washington Institute for Near East Policy (WINEP), the scholarly adjunct of AIPAC, Israel's powerful lobbying organization in the U.S., which he co-founded.

Goodbye, you f---ing idiot
GALLOWAY:
THEY’VE SQUANDERED LIVES, FORTUNES, AND OUR SACRED HONOR

http://www.commondreams.org/view/2008/11/03-1 
Oh, there will be more outrages as they leave. Bush and his gang are busy drafting and issuing Executive Orders and new regulations gutting the last surviving federal rules that bedevil their rich, polluting friends, and no doubt they're just as busy drawing up presidential pardons by the bucketful for themselves and their partners in crime.
SCHAMA: FAREWELL TO THE ALL-TIME LOSER
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21141.htm
Whatever else his legacy, the man who called himself "the decider" has left some gripping history. The last eight years have been so rich in epic imperial hubris that it would take a reborn Gibbon to do justice to the fall. It should be said right away that amid the landscape of smoking craters there are one or two sprigs of decency that have been planted: record amounts of financial help given to Aids-blighted countries of Africa; immigration reform that would have offered an amnesty to illegals and given them a secure path to citizenship, had not those efforts hit the reef of intransigence in Bush's own party. And no one can argue with the fact that since 9/11 the United States has not been attacked on its home territory by jihadi terrorists; though whether or not that security is more illusory than real is, to put it mildly, open to debate.
Remembering the f---ing idiot in pics
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleryDetailPage.html?in_gallery_id=1867&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=22188&in_category_id=1679
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-36649.html

THE GAY MAFIA THAT’S REDEFINING LIBERALISM
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1854884,00.html 
A few weeks before Virginia's legislative elections in 2005, a researcher working on behalf of a clandestine group of wealthy, gay political donors telephoned a Virginia legislator named Adam Ebbin. Then, as now, Ebbin was the only openly gay member of the state's general assembly. The researcher wanted Ebbin's advice on how the men he represented could spend their considerable funds to help defeat anti-gay Virginia politicians.

America the beautiful
‘CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONES?’
http://www.aclu.org/privacy/spying/areyoulivinginaconstitutionfreezone.html 

Animals in the news/Enviro Wacko
GREENPEACE SCRAPS ANTI-WHALING MISSION
Will focus on defending heroic members accused to stealing whale meat
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/nov/04/whaling-japan 
RECORD HAUL OF ENDANGERED TURTLE EGGS
Headed for Malaysian stomachs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/3378665/Record-haul-of-10000-endangered-turtle-eggs-seized-in-Malaysia.html 
DIESEL GROWS ON TREES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/nov/04/biofuels-energy 

People’s Repugnic
MASSIVE CHINA FACTORY CLOSURES
---OWNERS JUST WALK AWAY

As U.S. economy plummets
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-taiwanchina5-2008nov05,0,1293709.story
http://www.businessweek.com/globalbiz/content/nov2008/gb2008113_275559.htm?chan=rss_topEmailedStories_ssi_5 
CHINA, TAIWAN IN BIG TRADE DEAL
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-taiwanchina5-2008nov05,0,1293709.story 
FLESH’ SEARCH ENGINE CATCHES CHINA OFFICIAL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3377338/Chinese-official-shamed-by-human-flesh-search-engine.html
"Yes I did it, so what? How much do you want, just tell me. I'll give you the money," he said. "Do you know who I am? I am from the Ministry of Transport. I rank with the mayor of your city. So what if I grabbed the neck of a small child? You people count for fart!"

All-melty Dollar
WHAT WOULD GEORGE BAILEY DO?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/04/arts/television/04conn.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin 
It would be nice to think that if George Bailey had been around in September, the United States government could have saved itself $700 billion, Iceland could have averted near bankruptcy, and the rest of the world could have avoided another trillion dollars in bailouts and the prospect of a deep and long recession.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COUNTRIES GO BANKRUPT?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,588419,00.html
First it was mortgage lenders. Then large banks began to wobble. Now, entire countries, including Ukraine and Pakistan, are facing financial ruin. The International Monetary Fund is there to help, but its pockets are only so deep.
FIFTY MOST EXPENSIVE U.S. COLLEGES
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/08/10/1029_college_costs/index.htm?chan=rss_topSlideShows_ssi_5
College costs are again on the rise. According to a College Board report released on Oct. 29, the average published cost of annual tuition and fees at private four-year colleges is $25,143, up 5.9% from last year. Room and board drives that figure up to $33,143.

Oh, by the way. . .
BIN-LADEN SON IN SPAIN ASYLUM BID
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7708029.stm
GITMO JURY CONVICTS BIN-LADEN’S MEDIA MAN
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/guantanamo-convicts-bin-laden-media-man-6604.html
IMMIGRANTS LOST AT SEA ATE THE DEAD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/dominicanrepublic/3375966/Migrants-lost-at-sea-ate-bodies-of-dead-to-survive.html

And in more important matters. . .

OPERA HISTORY AT YOUR FINGERTIPS
http://www.metoperafamily.org/operanews/issue/article.aspx?id=5037&issueID=327 
It's tempting to dismiss YouTube as a platform for sophomoric exhibitionism. A quick glance at a given day's most popular videos (teenagers daring one another to French-kiss a dog; a guy in Minnesota electrocuting his nipples with a bug zapper) provides little evidence that technology is ennobling the human endeavor. But there is a significant contingent of opera-lovers lurking in YouTube's more sophisticated corners, many of them uploading their collections of rare recordings and videos to share with fellow cognoscenti. These selections are complemented by the website's "Related Videos" feature, which recommends clips in the same vein as ones you've already viewed.

EVERYTHING’S BIGFOOT IN TEXAS
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/culture/2008/10/30/everythings-bigfoot-in-texas.html 

FEEL LIKE MATING? CLICK YOUR KNEES, LIKE THE ANTELOPES
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7707141.stm 

For Art’s Sake
MALEVICH PAINTING GOES FOR $60 MILLION
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/11/06/arts/melik5.php 
BEST BOND BUILDINGS, JAMES BOND
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2008/nov/04/architecture-jamesbond?picture=339279279
RAPHAEL RESTORED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/10/30/bamadonna130.xml
VINTAGE GEISHA POSTCARDS
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/11/art_geisha_postcards.html 

And in the end. . .
COUNTRY JOE’S CAFÉ
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/video?id=6452123 

11-3 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
JIMMY CARL BLACK
The late great "human metronome" of Zappa's Mothers
LONESOME COWBOY BURT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eN-ScHMdC0
TROUBLE EVERY DAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdjqkitMvNE
REMEMBERING JIMMY AND FZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDI2x7o1B0
HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtWpfk27uLM
WITH MOTHERS, LIVE'68
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EZtCADtJ54
KING KONG (Jimmy is drummer on right)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVQvuIOoG1k
YMA SUMAC
PACHAMAMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-6eKroZeIg
LA PAMPA Y LA PUNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8clnnqSs84
CALLS OF THE ANDES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQM7Cd6pABg
BO MAMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUBJZdL8BY
GOPHER MAMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbuqH_Gkgq0 
JUNGLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTzVpOCBgxA
BRIGITTE BARDOT VS. YMA SUMAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGVZXs58Ddg


SKYLINES:
PALIN PRANKED!---THE COMPLETE ASTONISHING PHONE CALL
Idiot thought she was talking to prez of France. . .thinks Johnny Halliday is government advisor. . .a HOWL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMV0LKlVj8I
Full transcript of call!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/3369196/Trascript-of-Sarah-Palins-prank-call-from-Nicolas-Sarkozy.html 
A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.
P: Maybe in eight years.
PRANKSTERS: PALIN AS ‘GULLIBLE AS BRITNEY SPEARS’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Canadian_DJs_Palin_more_gullible_than_1103.html
Audette finally resorted to stating, "I loved the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler's Nailin Palin." But even then, Palin's only response was a cheery, "Oh, good, thank you, yes." At that point, Audette gave up and told her she'd been pranked.

GREAT MOTHERS OF INVENTION DRUMMER JIMMY CARL BLACK DIES
Zappa’s human metronome of the ‘60’s
http://www.jimmycarlblack.com/ 
Jimmy Carl Black (real name James Inkanish), former drummer and vocalist for Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, passed away on october 31st. Black recently worked as a guest vocalist with The Muffin Men, a Frank Zappa tribute band based in Liverpool, England, and with Jon Larsen, on the surrealistic Strange News From Mars project, featuring several other Zappa alumni, such as Tommy Mars, Bruce Fowler and Arthur Barrow. He was also a member of The Grandmothers and he formed a duo with Eugene Chadbourne. Black was diagnosed with lung cancer in August, 2008. A benefit will be held on 9 November 2008 at the Bridgehouse II in London. Jimmy Carl Black was 70 years old.

R.I.P. LEGENDARY VOCALIST YMA SUMAC
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/02/AR2008110202252.html 
“At night in my bedroom I hear the whoo-whoo of the little birds and I hear the dogs barking very sad," she told People magazine. "That's what I put in my records. I don't bark bow-wow, but I bark whoo, and I sing like the birdies."

OBAMA IS IRISH (No kidding)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADUQWKoVek 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCkF0hziZXo&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMlVn1ZwDg 
OBAMA’S ANCESTRAL IRISH TOWN PREPARES TO CELEBRATE
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2008/1103/1225523317197.html 

Lost Angeles
FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE SHOT TO DEATH
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-homeless3-2008nov03,0,4799101.story
MORE FAMILIES WITH KIDS ON L.A.'S SKID ROW
http://downtownnews.com/articles/2008/11/03/news/11-03-08-news02.txt
POOR ANGELS’ FLIGHT CARS COME HOME AGAIN
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/11/weekend_curbedwire_olivet_and_sinai_come_home.php 

The Onion’s marvelous election coverage
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/funnyvideosfromtheonion/

TRUDEAU CONFOUNDS EDITORS AGAIN---
WITH OBAMA VICTORY DOONESBURY STRIPS

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003886356

how to protect your vote and spot dirty tricks
http://crooksandliars.com/cernig/making-it-count-how-protect-your-vote-spot- 

And on to the day’s horror and comment. . .

MCCAIN-PALIN, FOX CROW:
OBAMA WANTS TO BANKRUPT THE COAL INDUSTRY

http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=38638
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/11/03/sarah-palin-in-coal-country.aspx 
All he said was fines for greenhouse gas emission would put them out of business---good idea!

PALIN CLAIMS SF CHRON WITHHELD OBAMA QUOTE
---WHEN IT HAS BEEN POSTED SINCE JANUARY

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/03/MNTL13SU6S.DTL
"You gotta listen to the tape," she continued. "Why is this audio tape just now surfacing?" Voices in the crowd could be heard shouting, "Liberal media!"

MORE EVIDENCE THAT ‘REAL AMERICANS’ DON’T UNDERSTAND JOURNALISM
A) Obama’s coal remarks ARE old news, as CNN said, and B) It is not sinister. biased reporting to say so, as this idiot thinks.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner-todd-huston/2008/11/02/cnn-spins-obama-wanting-bankrupt-coal-industry-old-news 

BY THE WAY, MCCAIN WOULD PUT COAL OUT OF BUSINESS
(Good idea!)
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/03/mccain-coal-booster/ 

MCCAIN SLIPS, CREDITS ‘JOE THE BOMBER!’
My fellow prisoners. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/03/mccain-joe-bomber/ 
Joe the Skinhead
http://theheretik.us/?p=693 

REPUGS TRY TO PAY OXFORD PROF TO SMEAR OBAMA
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article5063279.ece 

FEDS PROBE LEAK ABOUT OBAMA’S AUNT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/31/national/w203225D04.DTL 

POLLTRACKER
If you pay attention to them, here they are. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/629/629/7360265.stm 

REID: CONVICTED FELON STEVENS WILL NOT STAY IN THE SENATE
. . .with all the unconvicted felons
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Reid_Stevens_as_felon_will_not_1102.html 

Serrah
SARAH SMILE: TINA FEY SHOULD KEEP HER OUTFIT
This vicious cretin is here to stay
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-trailfey3-2008nov03,0,3652901.story 
PALIN BURNS FOX NEWS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/03/palin-ditches-megyn-kelly/

Mashed Media
THE SECRET OF RACHEL MADDOW’S SUCCESS
http://nymag.com/news/media/51822/ 
TRIBUNE CO. SHUTS DOWN LAT’S WASHINGTON BUREAU!
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003886372

Comment
JOHN DEAN: REPUBLICAN RULE IS DANGEROUS, AUTHORITARIAN
http://writ.news.findlaw.com/dean/20081031.html/ 
REVENGE OF THE LEFT AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/3366575/Revenge-of-the-Left-across-the-world.html 
LINDORFF: STUDS AND ME
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/229 
And that, I believe, not just his incalculable contribution to the understanding of America, is what was Studs Terkel’s greatness as a journalist. He was not interviewing a subject. He was conversing with a friend.
BEINHART: NOW THE BEAST IS LOOSE
http://www.alternet.org/election08/105807/thanks_to_sarah_palin%2C_we_get_to_see_the_cruelness_of_the_gop_as_it_really_is/ 
George Bush kept those folks in their kennels, ran as a "compassionate conservative," and always masked his most heinous plans in double speak. Bush the Elder, Ronald Reagan, and even Richard Nixon never explicitly ran on hate and fear of "the other." They used words that were coded enough that it was possible to pretend that they were true.But now the beast is loose.

In Case You Missed it
MCCAIN ON SNL
How is it that he could appear with Tina Fey’s rather unforgiving parody of Palin? This is too Through-the-Looking-Glass for us. . .
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/ 

Israelity
RABBIS DEFEND PALESTINIAN FARMERS

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/3369505/Rabbis-face-down-settlers-in-Palestinian-olive-harvest-clashes.html

People’s Repugnic
CHINA MUCKETY-MUCK IN TAIWAN
Most senior China gov’t. jackass to visit in modern history
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7705468.stm
NOW CHINA’S ANIMAL FEED IS FULL OF MELAMINE
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-melamine-animal-feed-6583.html

Stranger than truth
DRUM-MAKER INHALES ANTHRAX FROM ANIMAL SKIN, DIES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/3368306/Bongo-drummer-dies-of-anthrax.html
FACE TRANSPLANT WOMAN’S IDENTITY CRISIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/3367041/Face-transplant-woman-struggles-with-identity.html 

And in more important matters. . .

WILL BILLIE PIPER BE THE NEW DR. WHO?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3371126/Billie-Piper-could-be-next-Dr-Who-says-David-Tennant.html 

Hey! Be-attle!
BEATLES ‘MYSTERY CHORD’ REVEALED!
http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/beatles_unknown_hard_days_night_chord_mystery_solved_using_fourier_transform 
It’s the most famous chord in rock 'n' roll, an instantly recognizable twang rolling through the open strings on George Harrison’s 12-string Rickenbacker. It evokes a Pavlovian response from music fans as they sing along to the refrain that follows: "It’s been a hard day’s night/ And I’ve been working like a dog."
LENNON & JAGGER JAM ON STONES, BUDDY HOLLY
---NEW TAPE DISCOVERY

http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1103terrysouthern.html 
LATEST DHANI HARRISON DEVELOPMENTS. . .
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/410thenewno2.html 
DHANI’S ALBUM REVIEWED
http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/album/23506878/review/23589191/you_are_here 

Auto Motive
NEIL YOUNG’S ’59 LINCOLN RUNS ON ELECTRICITY, NATURAL GAS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/03/MNLC13S45F.DTL 
FERRARIS WILL FLY WITHIN TWO YEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3366415/Flying-car-based-on-Ferrari-could-be-reality-within-two-years.html 

Musique
L.A. 'RING' CYCLE 10-WEEK ARTS FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-et-artsfestival3-2008nov03,0,6651499.story
WHY DON’T DOGS LIKE MUSIC?
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-dogs-dont-enjoy-music 
THE VIOLA IS NO JOKE
by Germaine Greer?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/03/viola-orchestra-classical-instrument-music 

For Art’s Sake
THEY SUFFERED FOR THEIR HUSBANDS’ ART
http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=wq.essay&essay_id=481395

Where ya goin’?
BRISBANE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/02/RE3O13QO44.DTL&type=realestate 

And in the end. . .
HONEST BUT UNHELPFUL
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=787 

10-31 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
THE PERSUASIONS
With Joni Mitchell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO-aSVFCDxw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwLHoEkyidY
Old KPPC theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dti3RBISNZI
Dream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamL-QU8fZI 
Gypsy Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYDdsADoNao
Looking for an Echo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZmXnJbMivc
Man Oh Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hus4UUhvfZQ
O Heavenly Salvation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G51yhnmB27c
Brokedown Palace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrKD078kM3I
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifbgd3tkZ2M

SKYLINES:
Quotatious: "McCain has a strong, solid track record of his -- I think the manifestations of the opportunities that he's had to prove that patriotism."---Sarah Palin (huh?)

happy halloween!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG9niMoOZnI  

WATCH: WASSUP BOYS FOR OBAMA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k25YAj11zJYqrGOAj9 

This just in! Vicar Hospitalized With Potato Up His Ass!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2 

NOW THE BEATLES ARE A VIDEO GAME
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7700457.stm 
FULL DETAILS:
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1030beatlesrockband.html 

MEMORY TROUBLES? MAYBE THE MILITARY IS TESTING YOUR HEAD
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/10/air-forces-amne.html
A team of scientists from the United States and China announced last week that, for the first time, they had found a means of selectively and safely erasing memories in mice, using the signaling molecule αCaMKII.


Great Pumpkin Rises in Germany
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2008/oct/31/germany-theme-park-halloween?picture=339150933

POSTHUMOUS PLEA TO PARDON BRIT WITCHES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3328622/Halloween-plea-to-pardon-British-witches-presented-to-Jack-Straw.html 

Trick or Treat
PELICAN TRIES TO EAT DOG
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3285146/Its-a-pelican-eat-dog-world.html
VULTURES TRY TO EAT HUMAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/3327604/Holidaymaker-feared-she-would-be-eaten-alive-in-vulture-attack.html 

Glendale Home is Haunted House
http://tropicostation.blogspot.com/2008/10/glendales-halloween-scene.html 

THREE-CENT STAMP GOES FOR A MILLION BUCKS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/31/national/a015426D33.DTL

BOWLER DIES AFTER ‘GAME OF HIS LIFE’
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Veteran_bowler_dies_straight_after_first_perfect_game&in_article_id=382554&in_page_id=2

MORFORD ON ELECTION PARANOIA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/31/notes103108.DTL
So then, here is what we'll do. In the large block of text below, I'll attempt to squeeze in all those nasty scenarios, all the worst-case jinxes and tricks and circumstances I've heard to date which have even the slightest chance in remote burning hell of coming to pass -- and maybe a few that don't, just in case.

And on to the news ghouls and goblins of the day. . .

BUSH, CHENEY MAKE LAST PUSH
TO SCREW ENVIRONMENT, CONSUMERS

The White House is working to enact a wide array of federal regulations, many of which would weaken government rules aimed at protecting consumers and the environment, before President Bush leaves office in January.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/30/AR2008103004749.html?hpid=topnews

WATCH: FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p9TZcgsy0ws 

GUN CO. CEO SACKED FOR OBAMA SUPPORT
http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/?p=2315

Sarah Smile
TOP MCCAIN ADVISOR: ‘PALIN NOT READY’
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/eagleburger-blisters-pali_n_139524.html
PALIN: MY ATTACKS ON OBAMA ARE NOT MEAN-SPIRITED
(That’s correct---inciting hatred with lies is way beyond “mean-spirited”)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_Obama_cares_for_America_as_1030.html 
TOMASKY TALKS ABOUT PALIN’S FUTURE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/michaeltomasky/2008/oct/30/sarah-palin-2012-election 
PALIN: ALL MY APPOINTEES DESERVED THE JOB
(Especially all her little pals from. . .high school!)
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/30/palin-hirees/ 
PALIN STRIKES OUT IN ERIE, PA.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-trailpalin31-2008oct31,0,2805553.story 
CARTOON: MCHALLOWEEN
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/10/cartoon_mchalloween.html 

Palin p.s.

SARAH PALIN SCARES DANNY ELFMAN INTO POLITICS
http://www.ourgreatestfear.org/about.html 
Watch: Elfman’s campaign commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMgqCSgNlA4 
A PALIN PRIMER
http://www.ourgreatestfear.org/facts.html

N.H. REPUG QUITS MCCAIN CAMPAIGN TO SUPPORT OBAMA
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/10/30/america/Obama-GOP.php

TWO CHARGED WITH HANGING OBAMA IN EFFIGY
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Two_charged_in_latest_Obama_effigy__10302008.html

WATCH: MADDOW INTERVIEWS OBAMA
”I do not think Barack Obama has this thing in the bag.”
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/barack-obama-speaks-rachel-maddow 

WILL LEFTIST REP. BE OBAMA CHIEF OF STAFF?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7701387.stm 

RON PAUL: OBAMA WILL NOT BRING TROOPS HOME
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Ron_Paul_Obama_wont_pull_troops_1030.html 

Mashed Media
TWO RIGHT-WING PAPERS BOOTED FROM OBAMA'S PLANE
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Off_the_plane.html?showall

Electile Dysfunction
ONE IN SEVEN VOTERS HAS NOT DECIDED
http://news.yahoo.com/page/election-2008-political-pulse-changeable-voters;_ylt=Au540qgato_o4BqwyXPECIW2GL8C 
33 MILLION WATCHED OBAMA INFOMERCIAL
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081030/ap_en_tv/obama_ad_ratings 

War in error
STEVENS: IRAQ INVOLVED IN 9/11
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/31/stevens-911-iraq/
HOMELAND SECURITY PAYS DIVIDENDS FOR ALASKA
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081031_homeland_security_pays_dividends_for_alaska/ 

Comment
LINDORFF:
THE END IS AT HAND---FOR LEFTIST CONSPIRACY THEORIES

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/228 
Once largely emblematic of the far Right, which saw black helicopters of the dreaded United Nations behind every mountain, Jews running everything, Communists working nefariously under every bed, fluoridation plots, an immigrant assault on the Anglo-Saxon gene pool, and a liberal cabal out to steal their assault hunting rifles, now the Left is awash in the same kind of fevered thinking.
KLEIN: BUSH’S FINAL PILLAGE
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081117/klein
Brace yourself for a final, frantic stripping of public wealth as the Bush regime goes out the door.

People’s Repugnic
CHINA COVERED UP MAGGOT OUTBREAK IN ORANGES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3329432/China-accused-of-covering-up-outbreak-of-maggots-in-oranges.html 

Enviro Wacko
AMAZING! THE WALKING HOUSE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/oct/31/architecture-housing 

Spaced Out
NEW NASA MOON ROCKET ‘COULD KILL ASTRONAUTS’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/3288987/Nasa-moon-rocket-Ares-could-kill-astronauts.html

Animals in the news!

PISSED-OFF OCTOPUS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3328480/Otto-the-octopus-wrecks-havoc.html 

Lost Angeles
POOR PERSHING SQUARE TO GET ANOTHER MAKEOVER
Now they’re putting the grass and trees back. . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-pershing31-2008oct31,0,2100603.story

Oh, by the way. . .
EVEN TEXAS ABANDONS BUSH
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/31/bush-texas-disapprove/
THE 50 BEST INVENTIONS OF THE YEAR
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1854493,00.html 

Obit
AUTHOR WILLIAM WHARTON
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/31/books/31wharton.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin


And in more important matters. . .

GALLERY: WORLD’S MOST AMAZING FACE PAINTING
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleryDetailPage.html?in_gallery_id=1863&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=22110&in_category_id=1726 

MORE ON TENNANT LEAVING “DR. WHO”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7698539.stm 

Musique
ORGAN LENNON PLAYED AT SHEA UP FOR AUCTION
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1031organshea.html
JACKSON WON’T JOIN BROS’ REUNION, AFTER ALL
You don’t need any details

THE REAL GHOSTS OF ESTONIA
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1855112,00.html
Estonians do not celebrate Halloween. The holiday that most kids in North America and many in other parts of the English-speaking world look forward to for months has not caught on across much of continental Europe. But why care about costumes and plastic pumpkins when you've got the real thing? That's what most Estonians think.

PICS: 90 YEARS OF VAMPIRES ON SCREEN
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1855035,00.html 

CLEESE AT 69: MARRIAGES SHOULD BE RENEWED LIKE DOG LICENSES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3289060/John-Cleese-Marriage-should-be-renewed-like-dog-licence.html

FRANCE. SEX. PROBLEM?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/30/fashion/30cliente.html?em 

Books
BEST GHOST STORIES TO READ ALOUD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/oct/31/best-ghost-stories 
WHO WROTE THE ORIGINAL ‘FRANKENSTEIN?’
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5035717.ece 

Who cares?
THE CASE AGAINST LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
http://www.slate.com/id/2202431/pagenum/all/ 

For Art’s Sake
VAN DYCK
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/11/01/arts/melik1.php

Where ya goin’?
XMAS MARKETS IN BRUGES
http://www.guardianholidayoffers.co.uk/details.aspx?DAT=&RET=&COU=&SUP=&PRI=0&FLX=0&DUR=0&PAX=0&SEA=bruges&ORD=VIEDES&CAT=&TID=B7F474F4-CDF9-4DE0-B829-D1301E5C48D4 

And in the end. . .
OBAMA MAY CEASE TO EXIST IF AMERICA DOES NOT BELIEVE IN HIM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/obama_warns_he_may_cease_to?utm_source=slate_rss_1  

10-30 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
FRANKENSTEIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo 
CHEEPNIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDUE3OfVl0
KING KONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6yUvQBXSY
TITTIES AND BEER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6RSctbgdA
CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QSA_ofvAnw
DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Iyn5JAKZQ
DEAD MAN'S PARTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnjDuqOYPlw

SKYLINES:
FRANKENSTEIN NEWSLINKS SPECIAL!

YGOR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7doVE2_THWQ 

Today’s newslinks brought to you by this fine film
http://hustler.com/Hustler_Warning_Parody/parody.php?s=9&p=1&w=311938&t=31&c=0&cs=1 

FRANKENSTEIN CLOWNS AROUND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG9niMoOZnI 

Don’t tase me, bro
‘SHOOT HIM THE LEG OR SOMETHING---IT WON’T KILL HIM”
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081030.wtasersb30/BNStory/National/home 

ROCKETMAN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/oct/30/aeronautics-gadgets-rocketman 

MAN WANTS TO MARRY CARTOON
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_wants_to_marry_cartoon_character&in_article_id=380269&in_page_id=2


HALLOWEEN PET PICS!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/contribute/sn/gallery?plckGalleryID=3617e45c-3958-4102-b83d-f7b1495fd285

CARTOON: 9 OUT OF 10 WHACK JOBS
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/10/cartoon_9_out_of_10_whack_jobs.html 
speaking of whack-jobs:
Jackson Five to Reunite
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7699779.stm

IN-A-GADDA-DA-FRANKENSTEIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=404V1KtKhQA 

CARTOON: FIORE
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/ 

And on to the daily trick-or-treat. . .

LYNCHED OBAMA HANGS IN REDONDO BEACH
http://www.dailybreeze.com/ci_10851853

In case you missed it. . .
THE OBAMA INFOMERCIAL
http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/obama-primetime-american-stories-ame 
Related:
New Campaign Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9irG_uXsII 
OBAMA’S DAILY SHOW APPEARANCE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_My_white_half_doesnt_know_1030.html 

EVANGELICALS, SMALL TOWNS GOING FOR OBAMA?
http://www.alternet.org/election08/105261/evangelicals_and_rural_americans_are_breaking_big_for_obama/ 

All-melty dollar
AMERICAN EXPRESS CUTS 7,000 JOBS
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27455315/ 
NOW COMES THE CREDIT CARD CRISIS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/29/business/29credit.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin 

SON OF FRANKENSTEIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzM5jocUFnU 

Dishonest John
MCCAIN FUNDED RASHID KHALIDI---LONG BEFORE OBAMA MET HIM
http://www.opednews.com/articles/McCain-funded-Rashid-Khali-by-Steven-Leser-081030-318.html
Rove: Wish McCain had started Khalidi propaganda last spring
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/30/rove-khalidi/ 
MCCAIN FORGETS THAT ‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ IS NOT AT RALLY---
REPEATEDLY CALLS FOR HIM

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/30/mccain-forgets-that-joe-the-plumber-isnt-at-his-rally-where-is-joe/ 
WHACK JOB PALIN’S 2012 TALK
LEAVES MCCAIN AIDE SPEECHLESS

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palins_2012_talk_leaves_McCain_aide_1029.html

PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA

ONE-FOURTH OF ALL TEXANS THINK OBAMA IS A MUSLIM
Everything grows big in Texas, especially ignorance
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/30/taxans-obama-muslim/ 

Electile Dysfunction
BIG MAIL BALLOT DELAY IN L.A.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-me-vote30-2008oct30,0,3989629.story
DIRTY TRICKS ESCALATE
Hell, American politics is one big dirty trick
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/_Dirty_tricks_escalate_as_US_electi_10302008.html 

FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE BLIND HERMIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK-XJoQUuHo

Iraq and Roll
BUSH FAVE CHALABI NOW DOING IRAN’S BIDDING—
HELPING DERAIL U.S./IRAQ TALKS

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/30/chalabi-iran-sofa/ 
A BAGHDAD FAMILY’S HOPES STILL ARRESTED BY WAR
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1030/p01s01-wome.html 

Mashed Media
FOX’S CAVUTO LAMBASTS MCCAIN
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/neil-cavuto-john-mccain-economic-matter 
REGISTER LAYING OFF 110
Wave goodbye to newspapers, kids!
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003882124

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE BLIND HERMIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQJz3TtVVg 

Comment
THOMPSON: WHACK JOB? YOU BETCHA
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11725 

Muhammered
GERMANY’S BIGGEST MOSQUE OPENS
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-36529.html 

People’s Repugnic
HOW ABOUT SOME SCRAMBLED MELAMINE EGGS?
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/hong-kong--melamine-china-eggs-6439.html 

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9t6NHlPJHA 

(Lack of) Health
BREAST CANCER DRUG BREAKTHROUGH
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/3278898/Breast-cancer-drug-breakthrough-could-lead-to-new-treatments.html 

Spaced Out
NEW NASA ORION CAPSULE RESEMBLES APOLLO
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-sci-capsule30-2008oct30,0,2454898.story 

KARLOFF SINGS ‘MONSTER MASH’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXLQAGJoz3k 

And in more important matters. . .

TENNANT QUITS DR. WHO!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7698539.stm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/tvandradioblog/2008/oct/30/david-tennant-doctor-who 
IS THIS THE NEW DOKE-TAH?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3282197/Favourites-for-next-Doctor-Who-emerge.html 
OR THIS?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2008/oct/30/doctorwho-bbc 

DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=381fM2Z4NJQ 

WILDLIFE PHOTOS OF THE YEAR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/30/eaphoto130.xml 

CLIMBERS EXPLORE ONE OF WORLD’S DEEPEST CAVES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3284948/Climbers-explore-one-of-worlds-deepest-underground-shafts.html 

Books
QUIZ: KNOW YOUR LITERARY WITCHES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/quiz/2008/oct/30/witches-literature-childrens-books 

SEPARATED AT FRANKENSTEIN BIRTH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjl1sqdes8

Film
GOOD RIDDANCE, COCKTAIL BOND
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/oct/30/james-bond-quantum-of-solace 
MEMORIES OF LIVERPOOL IN THE ‘40’S
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/10/09/DG_terence_davies.xml 
COENS’ RECIPE: MAKE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE UGLY AND DUMB
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/oct/29/comedy-coenbrothers 

BLOOPER DE FRANKENSTEIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHkh8afgqPk 

For Art’s Sake
STILL DRAWN TO COMICS
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20081026_Still_drawn_to_comics.html
Back in the 1970s, when Art Spiegelman was a "self-important squirt" and before he would go on to spend 13 years creating Maus, his two-volume Holocaust masterpiece, he was intent on breaking what he saw as the last comic taboo standing.

And in the end. . .
GIANT LEGGO MAN WASHES UP ON BEACH
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Lego_man_washed_up_on_the_beach&in_article_id=380388&in_page_id=2

IT’S ALIVE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H3dFh6GA-A 

10-29 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
BARACK THE MAGNIFICENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnjKmpIlFn8
CRIPPLED INSIDE (w/George on dobro)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHPHxMB9LSk
I DON'T WANNA GROW UP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqOm78Vvg3w
HELTER SKELTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqnDaBe7rzc
DEATH OF YGOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXd5XRRwQL8
GOBLIN GIRL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bD8UJRmtro

SKYLINES:
Quotatious: "I don’t want to sound racist here, but I do not want a black man running my country."
---Democratic McCain supporter in PA.

MA. SEN. STUFFS BRIBES INTO BRA!
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/FedCrimes/story?id=6132629&page=1 

IDIOT L.A. DRESS SHOP PUTS TATE MURDER TABLEAU IN WINDOW
Says it’s all in spirit of Halloween. . .
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/which_halloween_tableau_i.php 

NOW YOU CAN DRESS LIKE SARAH!
Yes, you too can be a Neiman Marxist!
http://www.dresslikepalin.com 
Related:

SF WILL BE OVERRUN WITH PALINS ON HALLOWEEN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/28/DD1813MHG2.DTL 
Pimping your Palin!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/28/DD9S13NO0U.DTL&type=entertainment
Campaign Pumpkins
http://hosted.ap.org/specials/interactives/_lifestyles/political_pumpkins/ 

TOP TEN PALINS
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1854557_1854530,00.html 

CARTOON: BAD REPORTER
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/ 

Obama on tube tonight---
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/28/MNV313OUNQ.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1 
---except ABC!
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-abc29-2008oct29,0,518291.story


And on to the hobgoblins and other denizens of hell. . .

PALIN CHARGED ALASKA FOR KIDS’ TRAVEL
---NEW ETHICS COMPLAINT

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_subject_of_new_ethics_complaint_1029.html 

FINALLY. . .OBAMA AD QUESTIONS PALIN’S QUALIFICATIONS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/New_Obama_ad_questions_choice_of_1029.html
Rense 9/10: Obama Must Call For Palin’s Removal From the Ticket
http://riprense.com/obamamust.htm 

ROMNEY: “REAL POSSIBILITY OF OBAMA PRESIDENCY”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/GOP_doubts_grow_over_McCains_campaign_1029.html 

REGGIE LOVE: THE MAN BEHIND OBAMA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/29/reggie-love-barack-obama 
Reggie, as everyone on the campaign calls him, is more than a body man, whose official duties are to look after the candidate's personal needs. He carries the candidate's pens, his favourite snacks and drinks, an endless supply of chewing gum (Dentyne and Nicorette), as well as numerous bottles of water.

Dishonest John
MCCAIN IS STRANGELY COCKY
Says pundits (or “pundints,” as he pronounces it) are being fooled by polls
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/28/politics/p003335D55.DTL 
DISHONEST JOHN: SOCIAL SECURITY IS A ‘DISGRACE’---NO, IT’S A ‘SAFETY NET!’
Will the real John McCain please. . .just go away
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/29/mccain-social-security-hannity/ 
MCCAIN ADVISOR ON PALIN & RUSSIA:
“THEY HAVE, LIKE, FISHING DISPUTES”

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/28/palin-russia-salter/ 
LATEST MCCAIN CROWD CRY: “BOMB OBAMA!”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Supporter_outside_McCain_rally_chants_bomb_1028.html 

Mashed Media
MCCAIN ACCUSES L.A. TIMES OF ‘SUPPRESSING’ OBAMA VIDEO
Video shows Obama speaking of friendship with Palestinian scholar
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-video29-2008oct29,0,7568849.story 
OBAMA NEWSPAPER ENDORSEMENTS: 222 TO 93
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003875230
46 papers that endorsed Bush in 2004 have endorsed Obama
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003880410 

Israelity
JOE THE PHONEY: OBAMA MEANS ‘DEATH TO ISRAEL’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Joe_The_Plumber_attacks_Obama_would_1028.html
PALESTINIANS SEE FRIEND IN OBAMA
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-na-obamamideast10apr10,0,3627849.story 
THE TUNNEL KINGS OF GAZA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,587114,00.html

Comment
OLBERMANN: PALIN’S ‘SOCIALIST’ CHARGE FRAUD
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27424491/ 
Governor doesn’t have a problem with Alaska’s socialistic collectivism
TUMULTY: HIDIN’ BIDEN---KEEPING JOE’S GUMS FROM FLAPPING
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1854640,00.html 
RAIMUNDO: IS WAR GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY?
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13689 
Today's aristocracy of pull is the militarized sector of the economy, which is completely dependent on government contracts. Their political Praetorian Guard is represented in Washington by both parties, and, what's more, their partisans dominate think-tanks of the ostensible Left as well as the Right.

Enviro Wacko
WORLD USES 30 PERCENT MORE RESOURCES THAN AVAILABLE
Use condoms!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/oct/29/climatechange-endangeredhabitats
Musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

Jesus H. Christ!
JESUS, WITCHES, AND PALIN
http://www.newsweek.com/id/166215?GT1=43002 

OSAMA WRITING A BOOK?
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2008/10/28/bin-laden-rumored-to-be-working-on-a-book/ 

DOES QUEEN CONDI HAVE A FUTURE WITH OBAMA?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,587237,00.html 

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA THREATENS TO TURN S. KOREA TO ‘DEBRIS’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/3272816/North-Korea-threatens-to-turn-the-South-into-debris.html

More Mashed Media
WANT TO READ THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR? YOU NEED A COMPUTER
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1029/p25s01-usgn.html 

Animals in the news!
SALMON: DAMMED OR NOT
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/38128/title/No_dam,_no_difference_for_young_salmon 
There could be little difference in how young salmon survive their journey down a free-flowing river versus the heavily dammed Columbia River system, says a controversial new study. (Somehow, The Rip Post doubts this.)
GIANT SPIDER EATS BIRD (gad)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xml
FISH GETS SURGERY TO SAVE LIFE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Stitched_up_like_a_kipper_-_fish_gets_life-saving_surgery&in_article_id=376853&in_page_id=34&in_a_source= 

Obit
GREAT NEWS PHOTOG/CHILD ACTOR DELMAR WATSON
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003880186
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-watson28-2008oct28,0,599144.story 

And in more important matters. . .

SEASONAL RECIPES FROM ALICE WATERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/29/foodanddrink-recipe

U.S. PILOT WAS ORDERED TO SHOOT DOWN UFO
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/us-pilot-ordered-to-down-ufo-5918.html

Auto Motive/Musique/For Art’s Sake
”THE STEINWAY OF CONCERT CARS’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,587228,00.html 
INTERVIEW: ANNIE LEIBOVITZ
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/10/27/baleibovitz127.xml 

(Lack of) Health
TAI-CHI WILL HELP YOUR ASTHMA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/3279137/Tai-Chi-helps-asthma-symptoms.html 

Where ya goin’?
NIGHTMARE HONEYMOON FLIGHT TO TAHITI
(Life is tough in the 21st century!)
http://www.time.com/time/travel/article/0,31542,1852836,00.html 
HOLIDAY ‘PODS’ IN THE YORKSHIRE DALES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/oct/29/greenbuilding-energyefficiency 
NIGHTLIFE OF. . .HIROSHIMA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/29/hiroshima-club-scene-japan

And in the end. . .
PEASANT OLYMPICS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?On_your_marks,_get_set_-_sow!&in_article_id=376916&in_page_id=64&in_a_source=

10-28 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfms556DgE
REVOLUTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87yq372R4Ts
SON OF ORANGE COUNTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAf71o8f27Es
VOTE FOR ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7RqLD7Nv0k
POLITICIAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8vS5mauFCo
BUNGALOW BILL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az42McP4__k
COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqF3J8DpEb4
HE'S SO GAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpfX_2G9i6w

SKYLINES:
CONGRESSMAN’S AIDE BEATS OFF QUESTIONIER WITH CANE
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/gop-anger-builds-thuggery-comes-bubb 

LED ZEPPELIN TO TOUR WITH NEW SINGER
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/7694327.stm
Related:
ZEP TOURS SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/28/MN8K13P1J4.DTL 

‘LEOPARD MAN’ TAKES AN APARTMENT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/oct/28/scotland 

GAY HOUSING DEVELOPMENT
Isn’t that discrimination?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/3272514/Housing-development-for-homosexuals-built-in-Germany.html 

MAN TURNS ORANGE FROM CIDER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/3273777/Mans-skin-turns-orange-from-drinking-too-much-cider.html 

BOY ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS SELF WITH UZI AT GUN SHOW
His father was proudly filming. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/27/national/a024106D37.DTL 

GOING ON A ROLLER COASTER? HANG ON TO YOUR PROSTHETICS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Prosthetic_ear_found_under_rollercoaster&in_article_id=376471&in_page_id=2

And on to the day’s atrocities and comment. . .

Country gone mad
WATCH: NEO-NAZI “LEADER” ON
“REVOLUTION,” OBAMA ASSASSINATION

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/uselectionroadtrip/2008/oct/28/uselections-obama-racism 
OBAMA IS A MUSLIM---NO, WAIT---HE’S A COMMIE!
Flaming anti-Semite Andy Martin is working overtime
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Author_of_Obama_Muslim_rumor_changes_1027.html
CRAZED GOP REP.:
OBAMA WILL MAKE USA ‘TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP!’

And he's going to appoint tabby cats as federal judges!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/28/king-obama-dictator/ 

Dishonest John
DAMAGE CONTROL: MCCAIN CALLS FOR STEVENS TO QUIT.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/28/mccain-stevens/ 
THE MAN WHO SAVED MCCAIN’S LIFE
http://www.alternet.org/election08/104860/how_mccain_turned_his_back_on_the_vietnamese_man_who_saved_his_life/ 

I am not a crook
PALIN SPENT $51K OF TAXPAYER $ TO ‘SPRUCE UP’ OFFICE
Guess this is how a maverick reforms her interior design. . .
http://bostonherald.com/news/politics/2008/view/2008_10_26_Sarah_Palin_spends__50G_on_remodel_jobs/srvc=home&position=also
Palin spent most of the funds, $45,137, in April to build and furnish three offices inside her suite at the Robert B. Atwood Building in Anchorage, records show.
MCCAIN ADVISOR: “PALIN IS A WHACK JOB”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/28/palin-whack-job/ 
PALIN TRIES TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM CRONY STEVENS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/27/palin-stevens-verdict-%e2%80%98shines-a-light-on-the-corrupting-influence-of-the-big-oil-service-company%e2%80%99/
Watch: 2006 Palin ad featuring Stevens
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Campaign_ad_features_Sen._Stevens_endorsing_1027.html 
PALIN RIGGED GAS BIDDING TO REWARD CRONIES
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/25/palins-pipeline-deal-flaw_n_137825.html 
Her signature achievement---that McCain constantly touts---was crooked
PALIN: THE COMMIES IS COMIN’!
Some yells out “He’s a nigger” at Des Moines rally. . .
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/sarah-palin-des-moines-ia-whipping-fear-co 

Electile Dysfunction
PHONEY FLYER TELLS VA. DEMS TO VOTE NOV. 5
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/27/phony-va-election-flier/ 
MAN SHOOTS BOY FOR STEALING MCCAIN SIGN
Thank God he had a gun to protect himself from this vicious crime!
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CAMPAIGN_SIGN_SHOOTING?SITE=AZTUS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT 
WATCH: ‘VOTE-FLIPPING’ ON W. VA. TOUCH-SCREENS
Democrat votes “flipped” to Repugnican
http://www.bradblog.com/?p=6576 

October Surprise
U.S. CALLS SYRIA RAID A WARNING
Three children among dead in helicopter attack
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/27/AR2008102700511.html?hpid=topnews
SYRIA WARNS U.S. IN RETURN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/3272514/Housing-development-for-homosexuals-built-in-Germany.html 

Iraq and Roll
IRAQ’S STATE OF COMPLETE DISREPAIR
http://www.tomdispatch.com/post/174993/michael_schwartz_iraq_in_hell 
KURDS VS. BAGHDAD
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/28/world/middleeast/28mosul.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin 
A new Iraqi military offensive is under way in this still violent northern city, but the worry is not only the insurgents who remain strong here. American commanders are increasingly concerned that Mosul could degenerate into a larger battleground over the fragile Iraqi state itself.

Mashed Media
OBAMA LEADS IN NEWSPAPER ENDORSEMENTS, 194-82
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003875230 
RIGHT-WING FLA. ‘REPORTER’ TO APPEAR ON O’REILLY (OF COURSE)
Asked Biden if Obama is a “socialist”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/27/barbara-west-oreilly/ 

Comment
GREENSPAN SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE CLARINET
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/political_commentary/commentary_by_froma_harrop/greenspan_should_have_stuck_with_the_clarinet 
RECREATE ’68---THE RIGHT-WING VERSION
http://nomoremister.blogspot.com/2008/10/re-create-68-right-wing-version.html 
Apart from Palin (who, I think, really doesn't have a clue whether what she's reading off the prompter is true), I think these people can't bear the thought that they missed the chance to confront dirty hippie commies.
KLEIN: WHY OBAMA IS WINNING
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1853025,00.html?imw=Y 
VIDAL: MCCAIN IN THE ECHO CHAMBER
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081027_mccain_in_the_echo_chamber/ 
So what little fame he has rests on the fact that he was taken a prisoner of war by the Vietnamese—hardly a recommendation for the leadership of the “free world”—and thus aware of the meagerness of his own curriculum vitae, for his vice presidential choice he then turned radically, in the age of the awakening to power of women, to an Alaskan politician; a giggly Piltdown princess out of pre-history.
KRISTOF: MCCAIN’S ENDORSEMENT FROM HELL
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/26/opinion/26kristof.html?em 
Yet the endorsement of Mr. McCain by a Qaeda-affiliated Web site isn’t a surprise to security specialists. Richard Clarke, the former White House counterterrorism director, and Joseph Nye, the former chairman of the National Intelligence Council, have both suggested that Al Qaeda prefers Mr. McCain and might even try to use terror attacks in the coming days to tip the election to him.
MONBIOT: HOW GIBBERING NUMBSKULLS CAME TO DOMINATE WASHINGTON
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/28/us-education-election-obama-bush-mccain
Like most people on my side of the Atlantic, I have for many years been mystified by American politics. The US has the world's best universities and attracts the world's finest minds. It dominates discoveries in science and medicine. Its wealth and power depend on the application of knowledge. Yet, uniquely among the developed nations (with the possible exception of Australia), learning is a grave political disadvantage.

All-melty Dollar
BRIT HOME FORECLOSURES UP 71 PERCENT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/houseprices/3273416/House-repossessions-increase-by-71-per-cent-compared-to-last-year.html

Enviro Wacko
MCCAIN AIDE ARGUES: CARBON DIOXIDE IS NOT A POLLUTANT
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/27/dhe-co2-pollutant/
BRIT SCIENTISTS: NEW ZEALAND SHOULD BE “LIFEBOAT”
FOR GLOBAL WARMING SURVIVORS

http://www.rushprnews.com/2008/10/25/top-british-scientist-says-new-zealand-should-become-lifeboat-for-global-warming-survivors/ 
CLIMATE STUDY: “POLAR CITIES” FOR REFUGEES IN ANTARCTICA
http://www.rushprnews.com/2008/10/13/climate-study-forecasts-polar-cities-for-refugees-in-antarctica/ 

Animals in the news!
CHINA’S THREATENED ELEPHANTS TURN INTO KILLERS
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinas-threatened-elephants-turn-into-killers-973833.html
Local people believe the animals are getting angry as the country's runaway development destroys ever more of their habitat
CAN YOU TRUST LABELS LIKE ‘CAGE-FREE?’
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1028/p25s01-wmgn.html 

Taiwan
MASS ANTI-CHINA PROTESTS IN TAIWAN
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/taiwan-protest-mainland-china-6205.html 
DPP RISING UP AGAINST NEW TAIWAN PREZ
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1854376,00.html 

Obits
‘DEEP THROAT’ DIRECTOR DAMIANO
Kind of chokes you up
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7694924.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

POEM BY GARRISON KEILLOR
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200811/poem-keillor 

CLONING DOGS FOR LOVE AND PROFIT
http://www.reason.com/news/show/128654.html 

BRIT WWII VETERAN REMEMBERS WHEN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/rafbombercommand/3254769/The-men-of-bomber-command-The-pilot-Sir-Michael-Beetham.html
Marshal of the Royal Air Force Sir Michael Beetham GCB, CBE, DFC, AFC, FRAeS, joined the Royal Air Force as an 18-year-old volunteer in 1941, and flew Lancasters with 50 Squadron, completing a tour of 30 operations over enemy territory.

Hey, Be-attle!
WHO WAS THE ‘PRETTY NURSE SELLING POPPIES FROM A TRAY?’
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1862631.ece
John’s 1980 home video of then-new song
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/article1733281.ece 
FILM OF BEATLES IN KANSAS FOUND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3273941/Beatles-video-unearthed-after-44-years.html

Books
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE BIO
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122455108803552611.html 
Now, many years and 500 pages later, Mr. Bostridge has produced "Florence Nightingale: The Making of an Icon," a dense and compelling biography of a woman who is rightly venerated but often too simplistically understood.
FROM REBELS TO LOVEABLE CHAPS
http://www.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=Five+Lives&expire=&urlID=31978229&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Farts%2Fbooks%2Freviews%2F51540%2F&partnerID=73272 

And in the end. . .
INVASION OF THE BODY SCANNERS
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-36485.html 

10-27 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

DAILY CONCERT
MERL SAUNDERS:
SUNRISE OVER HALEAKALA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZWJBRQZ3M 
JERRY AND MERL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvVHXUzbMJw
FRANKLIN'S TOWER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPqjuXVPFb8 
MY TRAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPSmii0J4Q
DANCE OF THE FIREFLIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvofShwWMjQ
MERLE LIVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slBSSOBJmbQ
SRI LANKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHCgOjFEE_Q

SKYLINES:

PALIN HANGS OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD
http://cbs2.com/local/Sarah.Palin.mannequin.2.849299.html 
http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10827154 

AMAZON LISTS OBAMA MASK AS ‘TERRORIST COSTUME’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/27/amazon-lists-obama-halloween-mask-as-a-terrorist-costume/

DOG SAVES KITTENS FROM FIRE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/27/australia-dog-fire-rescue

CHEF IS ALLERGIC TO WATER
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?The_chef_who_is_allergic__to_..._water&in_article_id=373084&in_page_id=34&in_a_source= 

GOOD OLD JERRY LEWIS: CRICKET IS A “FAG GAME”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/3267756/Comedian-Jerry-Lewis-says-cricket-is-a-fag-game.html 

STAPH INFECTIONS HIT NFL
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1853828,00.html

THE GREAT MERL SAUNDERS DIES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/24/BAGK13NQGB.DTL 

And on to the daily horror. . .

America the beautiful
PLANT MANAGER EXPLAINS WHY OBAMA IS. . .THE DEVIL!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/uselectionroadtrip/2008/oct/27/barack-obama-muslim-antichrist 

RAIMUNDO:
OCTOBER SURPRISE? DON’T BE SURPRISED

http://www.antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13678 
The desperate McCainiacs will do anything, at this point, to stop the Obama juggernaut – and I do mean anything. Which brings us to the last weapon remaining in the smear merchants' arsenal, the one accusation that no American politician can stand up to, especially if it's true – and, yes, I do mean the exposure of an affair. Rumors that Obama isn't as saintly as he appears, at least when it comes to his personal life, have been circulating over the Internet for weeks.

STEVENS GUILTY
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/stevens_trial 

REPUGS EXPLOIT 2001 OBAMA ‘SOCIALIST” INTERVIEW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/3268201/Barack-Obama-reignites-fears-of-socialism.html 

NOW MCCAIN CALLS OBAMA “SOCIALIST”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_woos_middle_class_McCain_tars_1026.html 

FINANCIAL TIMES ENDORSES OBAMA
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Financial_Times_endorses_Obama_10262008.html 
ANCHORAGE DAILY NEWS ENDORSES OBAMA
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/10/26/anchorage-daily-news-supports-obama/

Serrah
WATCH: RUSSIANS SING NICE LITTLE SONG FOR SARAH
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/23/17319/662/589/640139
SERRAH CAMPAIGNING IN JEANS
(Is this the figure of a woman who gave birth a few months ago?)
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/minor/2008/10/27/palin-in-jeans-defends-clothing-costs/ 
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/10/sarah_palin_dons_old_clothes_a.html
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_defends_150000_wardrobe_in_her_1026.html 
MCCAIN AIDE COMPLAINS OF ‘DIVA’ PALIN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_camp_faces_infighting_over_diva_1025.html
The Alaska Governor's supporters accused McCain campaign strategist Steve Schmidt and senior aide Nicole Wallace of already attempting to blame Palin for the failure of the campaign.
MORE
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14929.html 
TOMASKY: PALIN GOING ‘ROGUE’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/25/uselections2008-sarahpalin 
PALIN MAKES REPORTER SUBMIT ?’S BEFORE INTERVIEW
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/27/palin-topics-interview/

REPUGS FEAR OBAMA LANDSLIDE
WILL TRIGGER ‘CIVIL WAR’ IN PARTY

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3260074/Republican-fears-of-historic-Obama-landslide-unleash-civil-war-for-the-future-of-the-party.html

Iraq and Roll
U.S. TO IRAQ: DO WHAT WE WANT, OR WE TURN OFF THE WATER
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/54795.html 

Mashed Media
TV REPORTER ASKS BIDEN IF OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST
We are not making this stuff up
http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/joe-biden-smacks-down-gop-talking-po
LAT CIRCULATION DROPS AGAIN
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003878037 

All-melty dollar
INTERVIEW: NAOMI KLEIN
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Naomi-Klein-Interivew-with-by-Rob-Kall-081026-271.html 
Well, the spin is that Paulson was really tough with the banks and forced them to sign against their will; I mean the terms of the deal are incredibly favorable to the banks; they didn't have to negotiate, because they couldn't have negotiated a better deal for themselves. They get the money but the government is taking no power, there's no voting right, so they've just been handed free money in the midst of an economic crisis; a lot of these banks, if they are not bailed out, they're going down. So this spin that Henry Paulson is so tough with the banks is absurd; he's the best thing that's ever happened to them, and he's one of them.

Comment
MOORE: NO MORE SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH
http://www.alternet.org/story/104721/michael_moore%3A_no_more_socialism_for_the_rich%21/
I mean the complete irony of this, that they have spread the wealth around to more wealthy people. They have bailed out wealthy people who were playing a high stakes game of risk and failed. They were using money that didn't exist, that wasn't theirs, to try to make more money. Actually, when these guys behind me here if they were to ever write a check for money that they didn't have in the bank and actually use that check to buy something with it, they'd be arrested. It's called check kiting.
LINDORFF: I’M CALLING THE ELECTION FOR OBAMA
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/226 
SHAW: PALIN---THE NEW BUSH
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Is-Palin-the-New-Bush-by-Mary-Shaw-081026-854.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
SCHULLER OUSTS SON
Hour of powerless
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-schuller27-2008oct27,0,6032775.story 
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-schuller26-2008oct26,0,5246341.story 

Oh, by the way. . .
GERMAN LIBRARIES HOLD HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LOOTED BOOKS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,586379,00.html
QUOTES OF THE DAY
http://www.time.com/time/quotes 

And in more important matters. . .

MUSICIAN DREW HIS WAY BACK FROM STROKE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/oct/27/art-illustration-edwyn-collins 

Auto Motive
1963 FERRARI, RUNS GOOD
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Full_throttle?_Not_in_this_%A33.5m_car&in_article_id=373515&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=
CARPLANE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/3268111/James-Bond-style-car-transforms-into-a-plane.html

Film
ZETA-JONES WILL PLAY CLEOPATRA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7690607.stm 
UH-0H. . .MUHAMMAD BIOPIC ON THE WAY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/oct/27/1 

Obits
TONY HILLERMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/28/books/28hillerman.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin 

Books
SCHULZ BIO
He regretted never letting Charlie Brown kick the football before Lucy yanked it away
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/non-fiction/article4954796.ece
 
PHOTOS OF THE DAY: CRANES
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-36381.html 

Where ya goin’?
KAYAKING WITH KILLER WHALES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/24/TRED112JKU.DTL 
NORWAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sponsored/travel/innovationnorwayalesund/ 

And in the end. . .
ANYONE CAN PLAY BEETHOVEN’S 5TH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apptd0vjl4g


ON HIATUS. . .back for the last days before election. . .
10/18-19
"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

WATCH: YO CATS! IT'S PALIN JAZZ!
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/open-thread-4

GRANNY SUES MCCAIN/PALIN FOR 'HATE SPEECH'
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Grandmother_sues_McCain_for_hate_speech_1017.html

POWELL ENDORSES OBAMA

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/powell-endorses-obama/?hp

Electile Dysfunction
ACORN FRAUD? MORE LIKE FRAUD AGAINST ACORN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/18/cnn-acorn-fact-check/
MCCAIN CAMPAIGN: 'REAL VIRGINIA' IS WHERE MCCAIN IS AHEAD
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/18/cnn-acorn-fact-check/

BLOCK THE VOTE
Fix might already be in
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/23638322/block_the_vote
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. & Greg Palast: Will the GOP's campaign to deter new voters and discard Democratic ballots determine the next president?
OBAMA WANTS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
FOR VOTE SUPPRESSION PROBE

Wants to know if Bush and McCain are colluding
http://www.freep.com/article/20081017/NEWS15/81017065
SURGE IN REGISTRATION, SURGE IN SUPPRESSION
http://www.alternet.org/democracy/103558/after_a_surge_in_registration,_a_surge_in_suppression/
The GOP-led campaign to cast doubt on the integrity of the 2008 vote comes as states are breaking records for new voters.
TURLEY: VOTER FRAUD CLAIMS LOOKS LIKE “SUPPRESSION”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Turley_GOP_challenges_look_like_suppression_1018.html 

Comment
Naomi Wolf: Dear Conservatives, Will You Help Save the Republic from Military Takeover?
http://www.alternet.org/rights/103554/dear_conservatives%2C_will_you_help_save_the_republic_from_military_takeover/
The Army Times declared that "beginning Oct. 1 for 12 months, the (1st Brigade Combat Team of the 3rd Infantry Division) will be under the day-to-day control of U.S. Army North" ... "the first time an active unit has been given a dedicated assignment to NorthCom, a joint command established in 2002 to provide command and control for federal homeland defense efforts and coordinate defense support of civil authorities."
TOO EARLY TO WRITE OFF MCCAIN
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,584853,00.html

100,000 TURN OUT FOR OBAMA IN MISSOURI
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/100_000_turn_out_for_Obama_in_Misso_10182008.html

MASSIVE ANTI-U.S. PROTEST IN BAGHDAD
The surge is working!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Sadr_urges_Iraqi_MPs_to_reject_1018.html
 

10/17 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
CATFISH JOHN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n81doCdMzwE
NASHVILLE CATS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ8nwZ44XV0
GON' FISHIN'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH9UX2-zXcc
CATS UNDER THE STARS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaNemNUA514
STRAY CAT BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v132Jq6nbww
STRAY C AT STRUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb9mKHaUZmw
FISHBONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrONIb9gQ-k
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw 

R.I.P. LEVI STUBBS
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003875218
REACH OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FJ5e6cAEzw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_1QwoFZWpc
SAME OLD SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x55tMpAHuI8
BABY I NEED YOUR LOVIN'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQEhuylZmg
WALK AWAY RENEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2c-h2rOS4
SUGARPIE HONEYBUNCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlkMZhO_dDg

SURF RATS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3215660/Surfing-rat-rides-wave-in-Hawaii.html

MEDIA IGNORE RINGO’S AUTOGRAPH EXPLANATION
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1011noautographs.html 

MAN STALKS WOMAN, SHE BEHEADS HIM
That’ll learn ‘im
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/17/international/i015608D59.DTL 

HUGE PIG SENT TO STUD AFTER HOLDING WOMAN HOSTAGE
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/life/pig-hostage-4960.html 
Related:
MADONNA BEING “BEASTLY”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3216881/Madonna-is-being-beastly-says-Guy-Ritchies-father.html

MORFORD: 9 WAYS TO CELEBRATE BUSH’S EXIT
The Rip Post endorses all but No. 4.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/17/notes101708.DTL

OBAMA/MCCAIN ROAST EACH OTHER, THEMSELVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ql1RLDVWzY 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5YJkhizRs 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SkFjTCscM4 

                         “You are getting sleeeeepy, sleeeeepy. . .”


And on to news and comment. . .


REPUGS DEPICT OBAMA WITH WATERMELON, RIBS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/16/state/n105749D06.DTL

LETTERMAN TO MCCAIN: YOU KNOW GORDON LIDDY, DON’T YOU?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Letterman_nails_McCain_over_Gordon_Liddy_1017.html 

L.A. TIMES ENDORSES OBAMA
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/editorials/la-ed-endorse19-2008oct19,0,5198206.story
WASHINGTON POST ENDORSES OBAMA
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hr5hmYnjJMz50Swp8ech-tpt4zoAD93S0NH00
MURDOCH-OWNED LONDON TIMES ENDORSES OBAMA
http://blogs.dw-world.de/acrossthepond/michael/1.7240.html
CHICAGO TRIBUNE ENDORSES OBAMA
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2008/10/chicago_tribune_endorses_obama.html
SF CHRONICLE ENDORSES OBAMA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/17/EDLP13H6V9.DTL
POWELL TO ENDORSE OBAMA?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081017/pl_politico/14665

Joe the doofus
JOE THE PLUMBER: YES, I WOULD GET OBAMA’S TAX CUTS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/17/joe-the-plumber-obama-cut/ 
JOE THE PLUMBER NOT WORRIED ABOUT TAXES---HE DOESN’T PAY THEM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081017/ap_on_re_us/joe_the_plumber_27 
AND HE ISN’T JOE---HE’S SAM THE PLUMBER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/16/MNQ013J6JV.DTL&tsp=1  

Serrah
MCCAIN CAMPAIGN TRIES TO CHERRY PICK REPORTER FOR SARAH
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/17/palin-decider-reporter/ 

THREATENING LETTERS SENT TO OBAMA FLA OFFICES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Letters_threatening_Obama_sent_to_Florida_1017.html 

CHICAGO SAYS: TOO MUCH ADO ABOUT AYERS
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1851103,00.html

Mashed Media
LIMBAUGH RAKES FOX---CALLS “ALL-STARS” “ELITES”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/16/limbaugh-fox-elites/
YES, 100 PERCENT OF MCCAIN ADS ARE NEGATIVE
http://mediamatters.org/altercation/200810160009#2 

Comment
NADER: TAX WALL STREET TO PAY FOR BAILOUT
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Tax_Wall_Street_to_pay_for_bailout__10162008.html
TEN BIGGEST DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OBAMA AND MCCAIN
http://www.alternet.org/election08/103387/the_10_biggest_differences_between_obama_and_mccain_that_will_affect_your_daily_life/ 
DIONNE: STUCK IN THE PRIMARY
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081017_stuck_in_the_primary/

What’s your Russia?
PUTIN MAY USE CREDIT SQUEEZE TO DESTROY OLIGARCHS
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aaorNZeDn54A&refer=news
MOSCOW MARKET SHELVES EMPTY LIKE THE OLD SOVIET DAYS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/3211594/Financial-crisis-Moscow-supermarket-shelves-increasingly-empty-in-Soviet-era-reminder.html

People’s Repugnic
CHINA OLYMPIC PRESS FREEDOM GOES BYE-BYE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7675306.stm
JAPAN FINDS POISON IN CHINA STRING BEANS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/japan-chinese-contaminated-food-5779.html 

Spaced Out
INTERNET MILLIONAIRE TAKES AIM AT MARS
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2008/10/15/internet-millionaire-takes-aim-at-mars/
SpaceX is on a trajectory to revolutionize space transportation. Musk wants to make it more affordable through much cheaper launches. His larger ambition is to transport astronauts in Space X’s rocket capsule, effectively providing the National Aeronautics and Space Administration with an alternative to the space shuttle, due to be mothballed in 2010.

Animals in the news!
HORSE RACING FACES MANY SKEPTICS IN MOVES TO REFORM
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1017/p02s02-usgn.html
SAVE THE TASMANIAN DEVIL!
http://www.lemondrop.com/2008/10/16/tasmanian-devils-could-be-extinct-in-25-years/?icid=200100397x1211130429x1200721277 

(Lack of) Health
VIRULENT STRAIN OF STREP ELUDES VACCINE
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/16/healthscience/snstrep.php 

Obits
JACK NARZ
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/arts/television/17narz.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin 
Y.C. WANG
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/business/17wang.html?ref=obituaries 
TOM TRESH
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/sports/baseball/17tresh.html?ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

BEEGEES’ “STAYIN’ ALIVE” IS USED TO RESTART HEARTS
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3214030/Bee-Gees-song-Stayin-Alive-helps-doctors-perform-CPR.html 

Q&A: TONY CURTIS
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1851153,00.html
Lew Wasserman, who was my agent then, told me, "Tony, you're going to have to work three pictures a year for ten years. At the end of ten years, you should be a star all around the world." He was absolutely right. I just worked, worked, worked. Today, there are no such animals. I don't know anybody who's putting together a career like that. I made 150 movies of every conceivable kind.
INTERVIEW: RICKY GERVAIS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/oct/17/ricky-gervais 

Musique
THE KINGSTON TRIO AND THE RED SCARE
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081027/dreier_vrabel 
And the little tune, itself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VMSGrY-IlU 
DINOSAURS MADE MUSIC
You know, like the Rolling Stones
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3214802/Dinosaurs-made-musical-sounds-with-bony-crests.html 

Fashism
TARTAN IS BACK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2008/oct/17/tartan-trend-fashion?picture=338702893 

Lost Angeles
LOST MAPS OF L.A.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-maps16-2008oct16,0,4448254.story

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/1016/

For Art’s Sake
ASTOUNDING BALLOON SCULPTURE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/3204414/Balloon-twisting-sculptures-by-Jason-Hackenwerth.html 
WARHOL SKULLS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3212838/Andy-Warhols-Skulls-up-for-auction.html

Where ya goin’?
CANOPY TOURS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/17/travel/17leaves.php 

Film review
"W."
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/18/arts/stone.php

And in the end. . .
BIRDCRAP FACIAL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/10/16/efgeisha116.xml

10/16 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
RUEDI RYMANN

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/07/arts/music/07rymann.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin
SCHACHER SEPPLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmsy6wA-T0o
The world is a turbulent place.
I’ve observed it many times:
People hurt each other just because of that damned money.
How beautiful it could be down here.
The bird on the tree sings,
“Look at your land, isn’t Switzerland a dream?”

MORE RUEDI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Ry_DQmt4s
UNVERGESSEN 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKricfxA2xs
ALPERLABE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAqvxS8cNF4
FOCUS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

Quotatious: “When you got a negro running for president, you got a second-stringer.”---McCain/Palin supporter.

skylines:
RINGO STOPPED AUTOGRAPHS BECAUSE OF EBAY SCAMMERS
Non-fans were getting his sig on merchandise, selling it
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1011noautographs.html 

LA TIMES STOPS TIME
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/10/curbedwire_la_times_down_a_clock.php 

DRUNK PONY RESCUED FROM SWIMMING POOL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/oct/15/animalwelfare 

MUST WATCH: THE SOURCE OF MCCAIN’S DEBATE STRATEGY
http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/20081015_debate_preview_batman_vs_the_penguin/ 

PREVIEW: NEW BOND PICTURE
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=8b37aa58-4d9d-4ec1-a32d-3377954dc5f5 

TOP TEN MUSICAL POLITICIANS
(This is pretty hard to stomach)
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1850902_1850905,00.html

FIORE CARTOON: PALIN ON AFGHANISTAN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/15/fiorepalin.DTL

And on to news and comment. . .

PALIN AS PRESIDENT
Click around the picture and things happen. . .
http://palinaspresident.com/ 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/3209842/Sarah-Palin-presidency-previewed-on-satirical-website.html 

PALIN: ‘GRANTED, WE’RE COMING FROM BEHIND’
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/10/16/as_mccain_flags_in_nh_palin_calls_for_a_comeback/ 

MUST WATCH: AMERRYGUN ELECTION WISDOM
http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/20081015_al_jazeera_profiles_fanatics_in_small_town_ohio/

Joe the GOP plumber
Obama Reveals Socialist Plan for America:
Interview with Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher

http://familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.1465/pub_detail.asp
Joe the Plumber tells his fears that Obama for taking America down the road to socialism, denounces welfare recipients and Obama's health care plan.
"So yeah, it goes down the socialist – His healthcare plan scares me. You know, I don’t like people going without healthcare, but it’s not my job to pay for everyone else’s healthcare." (But he doesn't mind paying a trillion bucks to occupy Iraq.)
Say It Ain't So, Joe! Wurzelbacher Not A Real $250K Plumber?
http://steveyoungonpolitics.com/say-it-isnt-so-joe-wurzelbacher-not-a-real-plumber/
'Joe the Plumber' has no plumbing license
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/7883801
JOE RELATED TO CHARLES KEATING?
http://www.eisenstadtgroup.com/2008/10/15/joe-the-plumber-wurzelbacher-related-to-charles-keating-oops/ 
They thought they had a real live Joe Six-Pack who’s spurned Barack Obama’s tax plan. But what they forgot to do was check on Joe Wurzelbacher’s background.
JOE ACTUALLY ELIGIBLE FOR OBAMA TAX CUT?
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/10/joe-the-plumber.html 
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/16/joe-the-plumber/
WATCH: OBAMA GRACIOUSLY EXPLAINS THINGS TO JOE THE PLUMBER
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=6031110 
JOE: DEBATE “FLOORED ME”
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Vote2008/story?id=6047360&page=1 


Debate

IF ONLY MCCAIN HADN’T LOOKED SO OLD AND ANGRY, HE MIGHT HAVE WON. . . http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4953334.ece
Even if John McCain had stripped down to his underpants, spat out his dentures, and challenged Barack Obama to a mano-a-boyo in the car park outside, he couldn’t have fought much harder than he did last night.
POLLS, PUNDITS GIVE IT TO OBAMA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/16/uselections2008-barackobama2 
THREE SHORT TAKES ON DEBATE 3
http://www.alternet.org/election08/103231/obama_three_for_three%3A_short_takes_on_the_final_presidential_debate/ 
A LITTLE DEBATE, A LITTLE SEX
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Naked_politics_gets_US_debate_watch_10162008.html 

Dishonest John
MCCAIN’S DAUGHTER CAN’T FORGIVE BUSH FOR 2000 ELECTION
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/15/meghan-mccain-smears/ 

Serrah
MCCAIN: PALIN’S AIP CONNECTION IS OFF-LIMITS---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Reporter_Palin_tied_to_ideology_that_1015.html 
---SO HERE’S A DETAILED PIECE ABOUT IT
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/10/10/palin_chryson/ 
BON JOVI SLAMS PALIN FOR USING HIS SONG
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/16/jon-bon-jovi-slams-republicans

Comment
LINDORFF: WHY I'M VOTING FOR OBAMA NOV. 4
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/224
I was going to vote for Nader because I find Obama to be a seriously flawed candidate. He ran early on an anti-Iraq War platform, saying not that invading Iraq was wrong legally and morally, but that it was “the wrong war.” Since then, he has backed away even from saying he wanted the war ended, opting for a 16-month withdrawal timetable that would have the killing and dying in that sad land going on longer than most wars this nation has fought. He has also called for an escalation of the war in Afghanistan, despite clear evidence that more troops just will make the situation there worse, and has called for an expansion of the US military budget, to increase the size of the Army and Marines, which will only encourage more warmongering, more killing and more waste of precious resources.
RAIMUNDO: GOODBYE, GOP
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13592 
What killed the GOP was the war and its inevitable aftermath – the economic blowback that is even now whipping across the landscape and downing Wall Street's mightiest edifices. Not only that, but the general air of uncertainty and fear generated by the war and its economic and psychological ripple effects have created a crisis of confidence, one that threatens our well-being in an immediate way.

All-melty dollar
THE WORLD SHUDDERS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/13/financial/f171625D83.DTL&tsp=1
A crucial barometer of inflation came in flat last month, temporarily halting Wall Street's slide. But stocks dropped again in morning trading Thursday, with the Dow Jones industrial average falling more than 300 points. Stock prices fell globally, too. Credit markets remained tight and oil prices declined to a nearly 14-month low.

People’s Repugnic
ITALY SEIZES SHIPMENT OF CONTAMINATED MILK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/italy-melamine-chinese-milk-5741.html
FDA GAPS LEAVE U.S. VULNERABLE TO POISON MILK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/fda-gaps-leave-us-vulnerable-5674.html 
KILLER HOSPITAL I.V.’S
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-contaminated-medicine-5682.html

Jesus H. Christ!
PRIEST STABBED POPE JOHN PAUL IN ‘82
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7673443.stm

(Lack of) Health
CELL PHONES DO INCREASE RISK OF BRAIN TUMORS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?New_warning_over_mobiles_and_cancer&in_article_id=359909&in_page_id=34
CELL PHONES CAUSING DERMITITIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/3209395/Mobile-phone-use-causes-rise-in-skin-problem.html

Spaced Out
SPACE SMELLS LIKE ‘STEAK AND METAL’
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Space_smells_like_fried_steak_and_hot_metal&in_article_id=359918&in_page_id=34

Oh, by the way. . .
LAST TITANIC SURVIVOR SELLS MEMENTOS TO PAY FOR NURSING HOME
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/16/international/i075646D71.DTL&tsp=1
BEAUTIFUL PICS: CHINESE JUNK SAILS INTO SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2008/10/15/BAL213HM1B.DTL&o=0 

And in more important matters. . .

Obit
EDIE ADAMS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/16/movies/16adams.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin
Ernie and Edie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vEiWKK3pOE
Greater smoking pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVYySKyBbUs

DODGER FANS TURN BEASTLY
(The Rip Post stopped attending games years ago due to ugly crowd behavior.)
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-fans15-2008oct15,0,5825637.story 

FIRST PICS OF NEW ‘STAR TREK’ FILM
Kirk, Spock, et. al played by unknowns
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Star_Trek_is_boldly_back_on_screen&in_article_id=359929&in_page_id=27

PRISON WINE IS A BIG HIT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraphtv/3208642/Serving-time-Prisoners-who-make-wine.html

SF TEA GARDEN TO BECOME MORE JAPANESE, LESS KITSCHY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/15/MNMD13HJIS.DTL&tsp=1

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/1015/

Musique
SIR PAUL COPPED LINES FROM POEMS FOR LATEST LYRICS
http://www.kbsradio.ca/news/music/87/808476
Yet another Beatle bio due. . .this one on Paul
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1016mccartneybio.html
THE BAND THE BEATLES COULD HAVE BEEN?
(Nonsense: this was a very good Beatles-esque band, but The Beatles would have knocked them off the map.)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/oct/16/elo-better-than-beatles
TCHAIKOVSKY’S HIDDEN DEPTHS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2008/10/15/bmtchai115.xml
THE MANY MOODS OF JOHN ADAMS
http://www.slate.com/id/2202219/ 

CHEAP GOSSIP: DUCHOVNY’S WIFE JOINS EX-FILES
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7673204.stm
WINEHOUSE BLAMES “THE DEVIL” FOR HER DRUG ADDICTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3208331/Amy-Winehouse-blames-the-devil-for-her-drug-addiction.html

Cheap literary gossip!
EMILY DICKINSON’S SECRET LOVER
http://www.slate.com/id/2201944/pagenum/all

And in the end. . .
COME PICK ME UP
(Warning: X-rated lingo.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uQ7BwA5EKc 

10/15 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
ROGER MILLER
DANG ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qcDOAwgtQ
ENGINE, ENGINE NO. 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7il45V0HYKE
KANSAS CITY STAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWaAyPFhvoY
CHUG-A-LUG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJdLzcnM6WQ
YOU CAN'T ROLLER-SKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-8hst0bho
OLD FRIENDS (WITH WILLIE NELSON)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogo-EsYezY
KING OF THE ROAD (WITH JOHNNY CASH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZFDDUiM36c

skylines:
JAPAN SHOUTING FESTIVAL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3200085/Stressed-Japanese-let-off-steam-at-shouting-festival.html

MEDUSA DUMPS GUY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3200954/Madonna-and-Guy-Ritchie-to-divorce.html

COLIN POWELL SHOWS OFF HIP-HOP MOVES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3198991/Colin-Powell-shows-off-his-hip-hop-dance-moves.html 

XMAS LITES UP IN BRIT TOWN
Happy Hallowe'en!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3200619/Christmas-lights-already-shining-as-temperatures-hit-21C.html


NATCH: BE SARAH PALIN FOR HALLOWE’EN
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/10/sarahpalinhallo.html 

IDIOT NAMES POOR CHILD “SARAH MCCAIN PALIN”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Man_names_baby_Sarah_McCain_Palin_1014.html 

CHENEY’S HEART STILL BEATING
Technically
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-cheney16-2008oct16,0,3879417.story

BUCKLEY’S SON QUITS NATIONAL REVIEW
After endorsing Obama, said there was a “fatwah” declared on him
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/14/buckleys-son-leaves-national-review/?ei=5070&emc=eta1

JOHN CLEESE ON PALIN: ‘LIKE A NICE-LOOKING PARROT’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/oliverburkemanblog/2008/oct/14/uselections2008-sarahpalin 

PALIN KILLS OSAMA
From low-flying plane piloted by McCain
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11569 

And on to news and comment. . .

SACTO GOP REMOVES “WATERBOARD OBAMA” FROM WEBSITE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/15/sacramento-obama-gop/

First Doofus

BOYARSKY: KEEP THE ‘FIRST DUDE’ OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081013_keep_this_first_dude_out_of_the_white_house/ 
Todd Palin seated behind a White House desk and shaping national policy could be one of the most dangerous aspects of a potential Sarah Palin presidency.
THE SHADOW GOVERNOR
http://www.smh.com.au/news/us-election/todd-palin-the-shadow-governor/2008/10/12/1223749846315.html
The Palins, Mr Palin made clear, wanted Mike Wooten fired for a long record of behaviour they saw as inappropriate for a police officer."He kept using the term, 'we'. We went to, go talk to, we, we. And so I assumed it was he and Sarah, of course," Mr Monegan told the hearing.
THE SCOPE OF TODD’S POWER
http://www.macon.com/203/story/492230.html 
TODD PALIN: TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/10/palin_too_close_for_comfort.html
Where does Todd Palin stand on America anyway? Neither he nor Sarah Palin ever explained his seven-year membership in the Alaska Independence Party, a group that seeks a vote on secession from America.
TODD A “FIXTURE” IN SARAH’S OFFICE
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-todd12-2008oct12,0,6624850.story 
"Here he is involved in a lot of high-level meetings, and he's really involved in a lot of policy. He's involved with mining interests; he's involved with Native corporations," McLeod said. "I'm very curious as to who he's representing."

Serrah
PALIN ADVISOR QUITS OVER HER NATIVE ALASKA POLICIES
http://newsminer.com/news/2008/oct/13/palins-rural-adviser-quits/?print
TINA FEY RUINING PALIN’S POLL RATINGS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/3197805/Sarah-Palin-dives-in-poll-ratings-as-Tina-Fey-impersonates-her-on-Saturday-Night-Live.html 
WHY DOES SERRAH WEAR A CUTESY POLAR BEAR PIN?
When she is furthering their extinction. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/15/sacramento-obama-gop/ 

Dishonest John
MCCAIN TRANSITION CHIEF IS EX-AIDE TO SADDAM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/14/mccain-transition-chief-a_n_134595.html
MCCAIN GAMBLING COULD BECOME IRS ISSUE
http://www.casinogamblingweb.com/gambling-news/casino-gambling/mccain_s_gambling_habits_could_become_irs_issue_after_crew_complaint_49329.html
OLBERMANN TO MCCAIN: SUSPEND YOUR CAMPAIGN, SIR
http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/20081015_olbermann_to_mccain_suspend_your_campaign/?ln
DIONNE: MCCAIN’S MOB
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081013_mccains_mob/ 

Electile Dysfunction
ACORN: BOGUS APPLICATIONS GET THROUGH
And fake voters. . .can’t vote!
http://www.freep.com/article/20081015/NEWS06/810150422 
"It's our policy to hand in every single card," he said. "Sometimes we do get the occasional application with names like Mickey Mouse or some silly thing like that. However, we don't want to be the arbiter. Our job is to hand in the applications."
BOGUS REGS ARE “TINY FRACTION”
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/15/1545794.aspx
‘Out of 13,000 workers there were inevitably a few who decided they’d pad their hours by duplicating a card and filling out another one or making up a name,’ said Kevin Whalen, an Acorn spokesman.”
UNLESS BUGS AND MARY POPPINS CAN VOTE,
REG FRAUD DOES NO HARM

http://crooksandliars.com/cernig/little-acorns
OBAMA SIGNS IN GLENDALE CHANGED TO “OSAMA”
http://www.glendalenewspress.com/articles/2008/10/14/publicsafety/gnp-obama14.txt

Bush Leagues
BUSH STILL OVERRULING CONGRESS WITH “SIGNING STATEMENTS”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/15/bush-issues-two-more-presidential-signing-statements/
BUSH SECRET MEMO ENDORSED ‘WATERBOARDING’
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/14/AR2008101403331.html?hpid=topnews

All-melty dollar
WOMAN FOUND DEAD IN BURNING FORECLOSED HOUSE
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-deadwoman15-2008oct15,0,7392943.story

War in error
COPS HUNT TERRORISTS ON FACEBOOK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/oct/15/terrorism-security 

Comment
CHOMSKY: ECON CRISIS WILL NOT STOP U.S. WAR-MAKING
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21011.htm
MORFORD: AND NOW THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE RECESSION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/15/notes101508.DTL
THE DEMOCRAT’S DILEMMA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,584381,00.html
Part of my fear is rational. Al Gore was highly favored at the outset of the 2000 election campaign, but he managed to blow it in ways that went beyond the Florida recount debacle. In 2004 we seemed to have a Dream Team in the Massachusetts patrician (John Kerry) and the folksy glad-hander from North Carolina (John Edwards). But they blew it too, with their own mistakes (remember Kerry’s windsurfing photos?) and a lot of help from the egregious Swift Boat attack ads.

Israelity
LIVNI STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING ISRAEL PM
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/israels-livni--closer-pm-job-5629.html

People’s Repugnic
BEIJING REALTY SLUMPS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3202712/Beijings-property-boom-turns-to-dust-as-global-slowdown-hits-China.html

Enviro Wacko
BOTTLED WATER FULL OF CARCINOGENS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/15/MNGV13H0L4.DTL&tsp=1

Spaced Out
ENGINEERS TRY TO REBOOT THE HUBBLE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/oct/15/spacetechnology-nasa
THE SOMBRERO GALAXY!
http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2008/arch08/080512sombrero.htm

Obits
‘HEAL THE BAY’ FOUNDER DOROTHY GREEN
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-green14-2008oct14,0,4864671.story
NEAL HEFTI
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/14/entertainment/e204936D54.DTL&tsp=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXvXz7OqgbY 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7lr7spK1hI 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qToCjGfua5g 

And in more important matters. . .

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/14/arts/peepwed.php 
COMMENT: YOUR STARR WON’T SIGN AGAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/15/thebeatles-celebrity

Musique
POLAND PREPARES FOR CHOPIN BICENTENNIAL
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/14/arts/gruber.php
WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ORGAN IS IN. . .MACY’S?
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/10/15/world%e2%80%99s-largest-working-pipe-organ-is-in-macy%e2%80%99s/

WALLACE AND GROMIT GET YOUTUBE CHANNEL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/oct/15/television-youtube

Where ya goin’?
GLASGOW ONE OF WORLD’S TOP TEN CITIES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/3200695/Lonely-Planet-guide-rates-Glasgow-as-one-of-the-worlds-top-10-cities.html

And in the end. . .
SPANISH FOR YOUR NANNY
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f5_1223968632  

10/14 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
SAND AND FOAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrjLkVaHK8
HURDY GURDY MAN
(with proto-Led Zeppelin)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmuLX2Lvknk
WEAR YOUR LOVE LIKE HEAVEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-FyHKHbm8Y
JENNIFER JUNIPER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvJdlwlqRY
LALENA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PviCi8QYqM8
GUINEVERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj9zbFmcFdQ
ATLANTIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_JTV9E3J48
BREEZES OF PATCHOULI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndzuSCw4Smw
EVERNOW 1998
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRERx6Qxgbs
HURDY GURDY MAN 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhaspAWEgE 

Our guarantee: absolutely no L.A. fire news!

Quotatious: “I was like, whatever.”---Levi Johnston, high school dropout hubby-to-be (maybe) of Bristol Palin.

Bristol’s dolt didn’t register to vote
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/10/bristol-palins.html 

World gone mad
CYRUS WRITES MEMOIR AT 15
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7668140.stm
EYEBROW IMPLANTS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3194101/Eyebrow-transplants-for-the-overplucked.html 

FALLEN ANGEL ISLAND
More than half of the bucolic landscape is charred
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/13/BASR13G48J.DTL&tsp=1 

GORDON GEKKO TO THE RESCUE?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/3195456/Michael-Douglass-Gordon-Gekko-to-return-to-Wall-Street-and-confront-credit-crisis.html

MADONNA’S PISTOL-PACKIN’ PUMPS
What is this lunatic doing now?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Madonnas_uncaring_gun_shoe_stunt&in_article_id=355872&in_page_id=7


PALIN---NUDE! (Ewwwwww.)
http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/10/13/chicago-dive-bar-scores-hit-with-nude-sarah-palin-portrait/?icid=200100397x1211323617x1200705945

LARRY FLYNT PRESENTS: WHO’S NAILIN’ PALIN?
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1107321/who_is_serra_paylin_thats_definitely.html?cat=2

And on to news and comment. . .


WEBSITE POSTS OBAMA’S FACE NEXT TO A NOOSE
Mission accomplished, McCain/Palin!
http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=7532

SARAH: MCCAIN WILL “TURN THAT ANGER INTO ACTION”
Just like Hitler did!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_McCain_will_turn_that_anger_1013.html 
After whipping up murderous hatred, this monster has the gall to pass it off as “a lot of anger in America.”

VA. GOP CHAIR LINKS OBAMA, BIN-LADEN!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Biden_on_GOP_rallies_Dont_encourage_1014.html 
"My god, did he really say that?" Biden replied, fumbling for words. "I can't believe ... I'm surprised John McCain hadn't gone down and whacked the guy with his fist.

MCCAIN UNLEASHING THE ‘MONSTER OF AMERICAN PREJUDICE’
---FORMER MCCAIN SUPPORTER

http://www.alternet.org/rights/102837/former_mccain_supporter%3A_mccain_is_%22unleashing_the_monster_of_american_prejudice%22/ 
Lifelong Republican Frank Schaeffer says McCain is "deliberately feeding the most unhinged elements of our society the red meat of hate."

HEDGES: AMERICA’S POLITICAL CANNIBALISM
Pure fascism is just an election away
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081013_americas_political_cannibalism/
It is no longer our economy but our democracy that is in peril. It was the economic meltdown of Yugoslavia that gave us Slobodan Milosevic. It was the collapse of the Weimar Republic that vomited up Adolf Hitler. And it was the breakdown in czarist Russia that opened the door for Vladimir Lenin and the Bolsheviks. Financial collapses lead to political extremism. The rage bubbling up from our impoverished and disenfranchised working class, glimpsed at John McCain rallies, presages a looming and dangerous right-wing backlash.

MCCAIN’S PATHETIC RESPONSE: OBAMA SUPPORTERS CALL ME A TERRORIST, TOO
Sorry, John-boy, but we don’t see Obama or Biden suggesting that you have plotted to overthrow the country. . .And we don't see any pictures of your face next to nooses. . .
http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/mccain-people-call-me-terrorist-obam

JUDGE STOPS GOP VOTE PURGING
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/GOP_voter_purge_declared_illegal_in_1013.html

‘PALIN THREW ME UNDER A BUS’
---FIRED PUBLIC SAFETY COMMISSIONER

http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=6029101

MCCAIN WAS NEVER TORTURED---FORMER PRISON GUARD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/14/uselections2008-johnmccain 

Mashed Media
OBAMA UP 28-11 IN NEWSPAPER ENDORSEMENTS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003873426
L.A. TIMES NEARLY ENDORSES OBAMA
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003873710
ANCHORAGE DAILY NEWS: PALIN IS AN EMBARRASSMENT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003873687
DAVID ‘AXIS OF EVIL’ FRUM ACCUSES CHIPPER RACHEL MADDOW OF---
Well, you just have to read this to believe it
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/14/frum-attacks-maddow/ 

All-melty dollar
MCCAIN UNVEILS NEW ‘ECONOMIC STIMULUS’
---TAX CUT FOR MILLIONAIRES

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/14/mccain-cap-gains/
YAWN. ANOTHER $250 BILLION TO BAIL OUT BANKS
Where is this money coming from?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7668704.stm
LINDORFF: GOV’T GOING SOCIALIST? NO, IT ONLY LOOKS THAT WAY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/223 
Nationalism lite isn’t going to accomplish anything except to waste more of our money while enriching the same people who got us into this mess in the first place. If we’re going to have social ownership of the banks, then let’s demand social control of them too!

Comment. . .
ZINN: SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION?
http://groups.google.com/group/newslog/browse_thread/thread/24d89961fa226c40?hl=en
"We have seen movements of rebellion in the past: The labour movement, the civil rights movement, the movement against the war in Vietnam. I think we may well see, if the United States keeps heading in the same direction, a new popular movement. That is the only hope for the United States."
A CONSERVATIVE RAKES PALIN
http://dallasmorningviewsblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/10/sarah-palins-ra.html 
MACELVEEN: WHAT OF THE CANDIDATES’ CHILDREN?
http://www.opednews.com/articles/How-are-the-McCain-and-Pal-by-Mary-MacElveen-081014-403.html
Do those lunatics at these rallies even realize that Senator McCain has a dark-skinned child as one soundman from the media was told by an attendee to “Sit down boy”? What would their reaction be if she walked onto the stage in front of them? This is for them to confront, but one hopes that she does not. Bridgette does not need to hear such racial epithets.
ASSHOLE COMMENTATOR OF THE WEEK: JONAH GOLDBERG
And here’s his award-winning piece of claptrap
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-goldberg14-2008oct14,0,5730438.column 

Lost Angeles
12-YEAR-OLD BOY KILLED BY GANGS NEAR CONVENTION CENTER
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-twodead14-2008oct14,0,828930.story

Enviro Wacko
BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS MIGRATE TO WARMING BRITAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3194195/Black-widows-set-to-establish-colonies-in-Britain-as-climate-changes-experts-warn.html
HOW CLIMATE CHANGE WILL IMPACT ANIMALS
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1849698,00.html
While the impact of climate change on human populations is likely to be dire, we're pretty good at adapting to change overall. Animals, however, are not. When their habitats change irrevocably — when the rain forest dries up or cool mountains in tropical zones heat up — animals may simply go extinct.

Oh, by the way. . .
SUICIDE BARRIERS GOING UP ON GOLDEN GATE
Just in time for the Depression!
http://sf.curbed.com/archives/2008/10/13/golden_gate_bridge_suicide_proofed_sorta.ph
THE LETHAL LEGACY OF WWII
Germany rife with unexploded bombs
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,584091,00.html

And in more important matters. . .

IRAQ SOLDIER TRIES TO BRING DOG BACK TO USA
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Soldier_bids_to_bring_puppy_home&in_article_id=355857&in_page_id=64

PHOTOS OF THE DAY:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-pod-pix,0,723918.photogallery 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/3195299/Pictures-of-the-day-14-October-2008.html 

Musique
DONOVAN STILL A SUNSHINE SUPERMAN AT 62
Sixty two! Gasp.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081010/ap_en_mu/music_donovan
QUARRYMEN RELEASE SECOND SINGLE---AFTER 50 YEARS
The band that became The Beatles records again
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/1014quarrymen.html 

Light reading
LATE BLOOMERS
Why do we equate genius with precocity?
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/10/20/081020fa_fact_gladwell?currentPage=a
HAPPINESS IS. . .
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-happinessoct05,0,4911857.story 

For Art’s Sake
RENAISSANCE FACES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/gallery/2008/jun/04/renaissance.faces?picture=334578774 

Where ya goin’?
TOP TEN HAUNTED HOUSES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/oct/14/haunted-hotels-uk

And in the end. . .
PICK OF THE DAY
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Shes_one_picky_model&in_article_id=355061&in_page_id=7

10/13 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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DAILY CONCERT
SCHLUMMERT EIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-6BI2p7UW4
AGITATA DA DUE VENTI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPNKytO9_6s
AUF FLUGELN DES GESANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYs8LeupfU
LE TIC-TAC-CHOC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR6kpZzOGdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lVhCggrSt8
LES BARICADES MISERIEUSES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8DVSkY0UA
TAMINO'S ARIA (WUNDERLICH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TnruLf_haY

Quotatious: “Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.”---Clive Barnes

THE GREAT KRUGMAN WINS NOBEL PRIZE
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081013/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_sweden_nobel_economics
http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/13/paul-krugman-wins-economics-nobel/?em
AND HE DESERVES IT. . .
http://time-blog.com/curious_capitalist/2008/10/krugman_gets_the_nobel.html 
CARTOON: WHEN GREENSPAN BLAMED KRUGMAN FOR SLUGGISH ECONOMY
http://www.internetweekly.org/photo_cartoons/cartoon_greenspan_krugman.html 

SF BAY’S ANGEL ISLAND ABLAZE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/12/BAVT13G0AJ.DTL
L.A.: 210 SHUTDOWN, 1200 EVACUATED
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-wildfire14-2008oct14,0,860012.story

TRUMP BUYS ICELAND!
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/015/688ynkab.asp

PIZZA HUT NOW ‘PASTA HUT’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3145545/Pizza-Hut-to-become-Pasta-Hut.html 

BRIT GOV’T. LOSES 20,000 COWS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3182720/Defra-admits-losing-20000-cows-in-Britain.html 

TENNANT TO STAY ON AS ‘DR. WHO’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3188684/Doctor-Who-David-Tennant-to-stay-till-2011.html 
PRINCE SNUBBED 'DR. WHO' CAMEO!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7666660.stm

War in error
WATCH: NEW U.K. AD---DON'T SLEEPWALK AWAY YOUR RIGHTS
http://www.brandrepublic.com/News/852929/Amnesty-launches-sleepwalking-ad-back-petition-against-terror-legislation/

RINGO: NO MORE AUTOGRAPHS
Guess 50 years is enough
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/13/ringo-too-busy-autographs

And on to news and comment. . .

THE PALIN FILE: SHE HAS AN I.Q. OF A WHOPPING. . .83!
http://clapboard.org/temp/SarahPalinReport.pdf 
(We cannot vouch for the veracity of this file, but it has enough of an appearance of authenticity to pass along for consideration.)
“Having devoted over 30 years of my life to the practice of psychology, I was shocked to discover the actual extent of Sarah Palin's diminished intellect, although hardly surprised she is developmentally challenged. Her 83 full scale Wechsler I.Q. reported when she was 18-years-old places her in a range described at that time as Dull Normal and ,in fact, 83 was just slightly above the range labeled Borderline Retarded ( 70-80 I.Q. ). Her SAT scores were also in the expected range,thus serving to confirm her I.Q: Mid-30s Percentiles with 50 per centile being average. Careful analysis of her resume cited above reveals similar deficiencies in most every area of her life; 2.2 high school grade average, dropping out of college 5 times before finally receiving a degree after six years from the fifth college she attended,sleeping with a secessionist, supporting Kenyan witch doctors, failed mayorality of Wasilla, erratic beliefs regarding the earth being but 6000 years old and Jesus co-existing with dinosaurs,etc.etc,etc. The fact John McCain was so instantly captivated by her undoubtedly speaks to his having graduated 894th of 899 in his class and later having " lost " 5 aircraft he was piloting during his naval aviation career. " Birds of a feather flock together ", " it takes one to know one ", etc, etc, etc.”---Roy Murtishaw

PALIN CLASHES WITH MCCAIN OVER CAMPAIGN
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4926283.ece

REPUG LEADERS BREAK WITH MCCAIN
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/republican-leaders-break-ranks--with-mccain-959301.html

ANTI-SEMITE MARTIN: OBAMA TRAINED TO OVERTHROW U.S. GOV’T.
And Fox puts this total idiot on the tube as a credible source
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/13/america/13martin.php

All-melty dollar
LEHMAN BROS. CASH TRANSFER PROBE?
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aceTkcBe0ogk 
LEHMAN SUDDENLY SHRANK BY $400 BILLION
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=a6eigPY5XGJ8

Iraq and Roll
MOSUL CHRISTIAN MASS-MURDER
The surge is working!
http://www.counterpunch.com/patrick10132008.html 
Thousands of Christians are fleeing the northern Iraqi city of Mosul to escape a murder campaign by Islamic extremists intent on wiping out one of the oldest Christian communities in the world.

OBAMA ON TRACK TO A LANDSLIDE?
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/227/story/53771.html
Most of voter reg surge goes to Obama
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/3184498/Democrats-out-register-Republicans-in-swing-states.html 
SIXTEEN PAPERS ENDORSE OBAMA (TWO FOR MCCAIN)
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003873282 

Serrah
PALIN SUPPORTER TAUNTS
PROTESTORS WITH “OBAMA MONKEY”

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_supporter_brings_Obama_monkey_to_1012.html
The man held a stuffed monkey he named "Little Hussein." The toy was a Curious George doll and wore an Obama "Change" sign like a turban.
PALIN FLAGRANTLY LIES ABOUT TROOPERGATE PROBE
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/10/palin-makes-tro.html 
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/12/mccain-troopergate-response/ 
PALIN BOOED AT HOCKEY GAME, MET WITH PROTESTORS IN PA
Still, overwhelming response was cheering. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_fields_Pennsylvania_protests_1012.html

Electile Dysfunction
N.Y. BALLOT LISTS “BARACK OSAMA”
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081011/D93NV52O0.htm
CANDIDATES NEVER DISCUSS IMMIGRATION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/12/MN2D12UGI6.DTL&tsp=1 

Dishonest John
‘WE’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OCCASIONAL NUT’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/12/salter-nuts/
OBAMA MUST APOLOGIZE FOR CAMPAIGN---MCCAIN SPOKESMAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rick_Davis_plays_POW_card_to_1012.ht 
EVEN CREEP KRISTOL CALLS MCCAIN’S CAMPAIGN ‘STUPID’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bill_Kristol_McCain_running_stupid_campaign_1012.html
ROLLING STONE MCCAIN EXPOSE GATHERS. . .MOMENTUM
http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?parmA1=5&docID=hsnews-000002974001 
NOW MCCAIN GOES ON LETTERMAN
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1849437,00.html

Comment
RICH: THE TERRORIST BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/opinion/12rich.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin
All’s fair in politics. John McCain and Sarah Palin have every right to bring up William Ayers, even if his connection to Obama is minor, even if Ayers’s Weather Underground history dates back to Obama’s childhood, even if establishment Republicans and Democrats alike have collaborated with the present-day Ayers in educational reform.
BRUCE: SAVE US, LORD, FROM A PALIN WHITE HOUSE
http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotian/1084209.html
CALL: THE MAILER THAT WILL KEEP MCCAIN OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE
http://www.opednews.com/articles/The-Mailer-That-Put-the-Fi-by-Rob-Kall-081012-483.html 
BELLE: MCCAIN’S PANDORA’S BOX
http://www.crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/mccains-pandoras-box 
STOP BEING A NARCISSIST---I QUIT FACEBOOK!
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/102684/stop_being_a_narcissist_--_it%27s_time_to_quit_facebook/ 

Enviro Wacko
DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE CONLEY DENIES HUMAN-CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/13/bob-conley-gw/ 
Look at this guy. . .
http://aimhighwithbob.com/ 
200 MILES OF BRITISH COAST THREATENED BY RISING TIDES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/oct/13/conservation 

Mashed Media
HOWARD STERN LOSES LISTENERS,
INFLUENCE, ON SATELLITE RADIO
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-stern13-2008oct13,0,7473563.story
LA NEWSRADIO TAKES A HIT
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/big_layoffs_at_knxkfwb_1.php 
IS THE POPE'S NEWSPAPER CATHOLIC?
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB122384809131226907-lMyQjAxMDI4MjEzMzgxNDM4Wj.html
Now, the Vatican mouthpiece has orders to carry hard-hitting news, international stories and more articles by women.

Obits
SO LONG, GIL STRATTON
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-stratton13-2008oct13,0,7894390.story
PHOTOG WILLIAM CLAXTON
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-claxton13-2008oct13,0,166844.story 

Oh, by the way. . .
STOCK SLUMP SPOILS PUTIN’S PARTY
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/13/world/europe/13russia.html 
BAZAAR TURNS AGAINST IRAN PREZ
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/13/mideast/tehran.php
A strike in Iran's traditional bazaars has expanded despite an order by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to suspend a new sales tax that ignited the protest more than a week ago.

And in more important matters. . .

GREAT CARICATURIST LEVINE IS GOING BLIND
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/11/levine200811?printable=true&currentPage=all
For four decades, David Levine’s acid-tipped portraits of everyone from Castro to Cheney gave The New York Review of Books its visual punch. Now that the greatest caricaturist of the late 20th century is going blind, is he owed more than a fond farewell?

BLUEGRASS PLAYER PLUCKS THROUGH BRAIN SURGERY
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7665747.stm

Musique
LED ZEPPELIN REGROUPING WITH NEW SINGER?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/13/led-zeppelin-new-singer
MICK FLEETWOOD PICKS HIS BLUES FAVES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/13/mick-fleetwood-playlist

CHEAP GOSSIP: ROGER MOORE PREFERRED PLAYING HEAVIES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3188680/Sir-Roger-Moore-wanted-to-play-villain-not-James-Bond.html
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/11/travel/peepsat.php
GEORGE CLOONEY’S NEW ‘DO
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?George_Clooney_terrible_new_wig&in_article_id=353884&in_page_id=7 
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S NEW ASS
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20232626,00.html
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20170939,00.html

‘I SEE NAKED PEOPLE!’
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/fashion/09naked.html?ref=style 

Film
GREATEST TEARJERKER OF ALL TIME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3186460/Walt-Disneys-Bambi-voted-best-tear-jerker-of-all-time.html 
FILM BEING SHOT ABOUT MIKE ROYKO
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003873383

Lost Angeles
CS MONITOR GA-GA PUFF PIECE ON DOWNTOWN L.A.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1010/p13s01-algn.html 

Books
EINSTEIN WAS LOUSY AT MATH
http://www.latimes.com/features/books/la-ca-hans-ohanian12-2008oct12,0,2289223.story 

DEALING WITH A FULL DECK
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081012/D93P0RU80.html

Where ya goin’?
LINZ
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/linz-2009-cultural-mecca-diversity-5297.html 
BARCELONA ON A BUDGET
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/citybreaks/3171789/Barcelona-for-under-200-Travel.html 

And in the end. . .
NAKED MODELS!
http://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/article.html?Designers_peace_plea_with_naked_models&in_article_id=353978&in_page_id=194

10/11 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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DAILY CONCERT
TOSSIN' AND TURNIN'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghFBvBmXv4E
I'M ONLY SLEEPING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-MgYYPtxc 
I'M SO TIRED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xaeopola8eA
TIRED OF WAITING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz64hWng2vM
WAIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW89iGaZlUY 
WAITING FOR THE SUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5WvpkYHz0 
LUCKY OLD SUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUb2yfoVbUw

SF MAKES BIG STINK ABOUT LASORDA IN PARADE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/11/BA7L13F82H.DTL 

PUTIN HAS A PET TIGER
Now there’s a statement for animal degradation. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/3173547/Vladimir-Putin-gets-tiger-cub-for-birthday.html

THE $5000 TOILET
That’s expensive shit.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1849241,00.html 

LISTEN: JERRY LAWSON SINGS FOR OBAMA
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8399590769025894702&hl=en 

HERE’S YOUR FUTURE, AMERICA!

Depression era “California bungalow” to make comeback!

And on to news and comment. . .

WHITE POWDER, ‘DEATH TO OBAMA’
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/obama_threat_white_powder.php

WATCH: OBAMA KNEW IT WAS COMING ALL ALONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH2iufUU1f4

NOW MCCAIN TIES MICHELLE OBAMA WITH AYERS
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/mccain_campaign_goes_after_mic.php

PALIN BROKE LAW, ABUSED POWER
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24479770-661,00.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/11/us/politics/11trooper.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
Sarah Palin used her job as Alaska Governor to get a state trooper sacked, an Alaska government report said today.In a 263-page report released by Alaska's Legislative Council following a six-hour closed doors hearing, investigator Steve Branchflower said Governor Palin was guilty of violating state ethics rules for public officials. "I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110 (a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act," Branchflower wrote in the report.
PALIN’S DIABOLICAL GOVERNING
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/10/palin-earmarks-governor/ 
Funded pet projects including anti-polar bear propaganda, Todd’s snowmobile race, her “church,” and a kitchen in a hockey arena.
MCCAIN/PALIN SUPPORTERS GONE WILD
http://www.nytimes.com/external/gigaom/2008/10/10/10gigaom-mccain-palin-supporters-gone-wild-9806.html
WATCH: THE HYSTERICAL ANTI-OBAMA CRETINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjxzmaXAg9E

All-melty dollar
THE WOMAN WHO COULD HAVE PREVENTED THE ECONOMIC CRASH
---WAS SILENCED BY GREENSPAN

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/102559/the_woman_who_could_have_prevented_this_financial_mess_was_silenced_by_greenspan%2C_rubin_and_summers/ 
MACKEREL: IT’S WHAT’S FER DINNER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/3173488/Financial-crisis-sales-of-mackerel-boom-as-shoppers-tighten-their-belts.ht

Electile Dysfunction
NEWSWEEK POLL: OBAMA UP BY ELEVEN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_leads_McCain_by_11_points_1010.html 
WHITE WORKING CLASS MIDWEST WOMEN TURN TO OBAMA
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB122370058766625819-lMyQjAxMDI4MjEzMTcxMDEwWj.html 
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601070&sid=a9nZNSuQ00rI&refer=home 
JACKASS MCCAIN ASKS FOR RESPECT FOR OBAMA---IS BOOED
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/10/mccain-booed-respect/ 
WOMAN TELLS MCCAIN SHE HATES OBAMA---“BECAUSE HE’S AN ARAB”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/11/MN3A13EVIL.DTL&type=politics 

Serrah
PALIN’S CLOSE TIES TO RIGHT-WING,
ANTI-AMERICAN EXTREMISTS

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Blumenthal_breaks_Palinsecessionist_connection_wide_open_1010.html
HOSSEINI: MCCAIN & PALIN ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/10/AR2008101002456.html?hpid=opinionsbox1
What I find most unconscionable is the refusal of the McCain-Palin tandem to publicly condemn the cries of "traitor," "liar," "terrorist" and (worst of all) "kill him!" that could be heard at recent rallies. McCain is perfectly capable of telling hecklers off. But not once did he or his running mate bother to admonish the people yelling these obscene -- and potentially dangerous -- words.

More Electile Dysfunctiion
WHAT’S UP WITH ACORN?
http://www.slate.com/id/2201958/
With voter registration coming to a close, the community-organizing group ACORN has become a major target of criticism by Republicans in recent weeks. On Thursday, Slate's John Dickerson reported that members of the crowd at a McCain rally in Wisconsin started shouting the organization's name as a rallying cry. When did a group more typically known for its minimum-wage and housing campaigns become such a controversial organization in national politics?

Mashed Media
STEWART TAKES GREAT SWIPE AT FOX “NEWS”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Stewart_Fox_unfair_and_mentally_unbalanced_1010.html 
R.I.P. HAIG KEROPIAN
http://www.dailynews.com/search/ci_10693625?IADID=Search-www.dailynews.com-www.dailynews.com

Comment
PITTS: SARAH PALIN AND THE MEAN WINK
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/opinion/2008253075_opin12pitts.html
There is an ugliness here. It is disguised as decency, disguised as politics, but it is only ugliness, mean and raw and given license by the desperation of a man who used to be honorable and a woman who said she was just like us.
RAIMUNDO: AMERICAN EMPIRE, R.I.P.
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13573 
Musical accompaniment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs 
INTERVIEW: CHOMSKY---THE USA’S ONE-PARTY SYSTEM
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,583454,00.html 

People’s Repugnic
WAS CHINA SPACE WALK FAKED?
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/chinese-space-spacewallk-china-bloggers-5326.htm 
CHINA TORTURES HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYER
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-tortures-gao-zhisheng-imprison-5367.html 

Enviro Wacko
MONEY GROWS ON TREES
Deforestation costs more than the world financial crisis
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,583463,00.html
Our shrinking forests cost us up to $5 trillion a year -- far more than the current banking crisis. Environmentalists hope the sobering calculation, made by a European Union commissioned team, will focus political will on funding conservation.

Auto Motive
TOP TEN BEST ENVIRO CARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/3165537/Eco-cars-the-ten-best.html 

Lost Angeles
HOMELESS MAN SET ON FIRE, DIES
http://cbs2.com/local/Homeless.Man.Set.2.837870.html 

Lost California
POOR CANNERY ROW ASSAULTED BY YET ANOTHER LUXURY HOTEL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/09/NSCV12T2UU.DTL&type=travel 

Obit
BALLERINA NADIA NERINA
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/11/arts/dance/11nerina.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin 

Oh, by the way. . .
AN ALPINE POMPEII FROM THE STONE AGE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,583452,00.html

And in more important matters. . .

YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY PIANO?
HERE’S YOUR FIRST LESSON!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/series/piano-keyboard-guide 

Hey, Be-attle!
BEATLES REMASTERS FINALLY ON THE WAY
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/reissuerumors08.html 
PREVIEW 3 NEW SIR PAUL TRACKS
(Remember, this stuff was written and recorded in one day)
http://www.maccaspan.com/thefireman/thefireman.html
LENNON’S SISTER REFUTES NORMAN BIO
http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/liverpool-news/regional-news/2008/10/10/john-lennon-s-sister-rages-over-claims-beatles-star-wasn-t-loved-64375-22005118/ 

Light reading
DOES RELIGION MAKE PEOPLE NICER?
(Evidently not.)
http://www.reason.com/news/show/129304.html 

For Art’s Sake
SUBJECT OF FLEMISH MASTERPIECE HAD BONE DISEASE
Poor “Ugly Duchess”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/10/11/baugly.xml 
GROENING, FRANZEN PEN TRIBUTES TO ‘PEANUTS’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/oct/11/peanuts-matt-groening-jonathan-franzen 

Film
THE BIG LEBOWSKI LIVES!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7662943.stm

Where ya goin’?
FALLING IN LOVE WITH MONGOLIA
http://www.slate.com/id/2200544/

And in the end. . .
ON A PERSONAL NOTE
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/03/womans-paper-skin-walking-notepad/ 


10/10 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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DAILY CONCERT
MAN OH MAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI07kPtiz40
MAN SMART, WOMAN SMARTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTDvCLAT8hg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUsjR4FSgSQ
MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWCjvyW6dg
WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk7QDfL9wZ0
WOMAN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJC_2Xv2yI
WATERMELON MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjJaH40rArU
JOHNNY COOL MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrntbL2Q41I
SEASIDE WOMAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYdEZuCgvw

PITT SELLS PHOTOS OF WIFE BREASTFEEDING
Aren’t celebs modest?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3168503/Angelina-Jolie-breastfeeding-photographs-taken-by-Brad-Pitt.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/oct/10/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-breastfeeding-photo 

AIG CANCELS POST-BAILOUT PARTY!
Wow, what a moral thing to do!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/09/aig-executives-party/

DOLL SUPPOSEDLY SAYS “SATAN IS KING”
(Well, judging by world events, it looks pretty accurate. . .)
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=5c383aca-c3d2-4b3d-b4a5-5a8108ba4971 

BLACK MAN TO MCAIN:
’I’M TAKING AN ASS-WHOOPING FOR SUPPORTING YOU’

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Black_man_to_McCain_Ive_taken_1009.html 
(And you deserve one!)

MORFORD: OBAMAFIED!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/10/notes101008.DTL 
Because the truth is, the notion of an Obama presidency yields many gifts. Foremost: a refreshed intellectual climate, a far higher quality of basic discourse. Squinting and bumbling and "is our children learning" are out, articulation and oratory nuance are in. Out: aw-shucks "go with my gut" Joe Six-pack pseudo-cowboy Jesus-says. In: thoughtfulness, polysyllabic words, sentences with complicated construction and meaning. The bar has been raised. Or rather, the bar has been lifted out of the cave where it was dumped eight years ago; it's been polished up, reinstalled.

And on to news and comment. . .

PALIN BROKE LAW, ABUSED POWER
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24479770-661,00.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/11/us/politics/11trooper.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
Sarah Palin used her job as Alaska Governor to get a state trooper sacked, an Alaska government report said today.In a 263-page report released by Alaska's Legislative Council following a six-hour closed doors hearing, investigator Steve Branchflower said Governor Palin was guilty of violating state ethics rules for public officials. "I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110 (a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act," Branchflower wrote in the report.

PITTS: SARAH PALIN AND THE MEAN WINK
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/opinion/2008253075_opin12pitts.html
There is an ugliness here. It is disguised as decency, disguised as politics, but it is only ugliness, mean and raw and given license by the desperation of a man who used to be honorable and a woman who said she was just like us.

MCCAIN/PALIN SUPPORTERS GONE WILD
http://www.nytimes.com/external/gigaom/2008/10/10/10gigaom-mccain-palin-supporters-gone-wild-9806.html
WATCH: THE HYSTERICAL ANTI-OBAMA CRETINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjxzmaXAg9E

HOSSEINI: MCCAIN & PALIN ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/10/AR2008101002456.html?hpid=opinionsbox1
What I find most unconscionable is the refusal of the McCain-Palin tandem to publicly condemn the cries of "traitor," "liar," "terrorist" and (worst of all) "kill him!" that could be heard at recent rallies. McCain is perfectly capable of telling hecklers off. But not once did he or his running mate bother to admonish the people yelling these obscene -- and potentially dangerous -- words.

NOW MCCAIN TIES MICHELLE OBAMA WITH AYERS
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/mccain_campaign_goes_after_mic.php

NUNS BRANDED AS ‘TERRORISTS’ BY THE GOOD OL’ USofA!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/10/anti-war-nuns-branded-as-%e2%80%98terrorists%e2%80%99/

U.S. MISSILE ATTACK IN PAKISTAN KILLS AT LEAST SIX
Little October surprise action here?
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/us-missile-pakistan-al-qaeda-taliban-5421.html

Electile Dysfunction
TENS OF THOUSANDS BLOCKED FROM VOTING
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Tens_of_thousands_illegally_blocked_from_1009.html
LEFTY ACTIVIST GROUP ACORN FAKES 2000 VOTER REGS
(And Obama used to work for this group. . .just great.)
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/09/acorn.fraud.claims/index.html 
VEILED RACISM IN ANTI-OBAMA ADS?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/09/MNB313DUTE.DTL 
"I think it's too early to declare victory, because Barack Obama is black," Gergen said Tuesday night. "And until we play out the issue of race in this country, I don't think we'll know and maybe (not until) late in the campaign."
LATINOS TURN AGAINST MCCAIN
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14444.html
REDNECKS FOR OBAMA
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/_Rednecks_for_Obama_want_to_bridge__10092008.html 

Serrah
TWELVE NEW SICKENING REVELATIONS ABOUT PALIN
The hits just keep on comin’
http://www.alternet.org/election08/102345/12_new_stomach-turning_revelations_about_sarah_palin/
BIO: WILL THE REAL SARAH PALIN PLEASE STAND UP?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/10/uselections2008-sarahpalin1 
Persily believes Palin is "immature, inexperienced, and has poor judgment", but acknowledges that she could still become president. "And that," he says, "should scare the hell out of everybody."
WATCH: A DRAMATIC READING OF WASILLA CITY COUNCIL MINUTES!
http://www.crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/open-thread-0
WATCH: PALIN’S DALLIANCES WITH WASILLA’S WACKIEST
http://www.crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/sarah-palins-dalliances-wasillas-wac 

Dishonest John
MCCAIN ‘TOO RISKY’ FOR WHITE HOUSE---OBAMA
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_camp_McCain_desperate_and_dishonest_1009.html
MCCAIN’S MORTGAGE PLAN ILLEGAL?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/john-mccains-new-mortgage-plan-illeg
MCCAIN: MAKE BUSH’S TAX CUTS PERMANENT
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/10/second-stimulus-bush-tax-cuts/ 

Mashed Media
NEW LOW FOR FOX: ‘DOCUMENTARY’ ON OBAMA ‘RADICALISM’
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-onthemedia10-2008oct10,0,783115.story
PAPER TRIES REVAMPING CLASSIFIEDS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003873056

All-melty dollar
‘CAPITALISM HAS BECOME A CASINO’---NOBEL LAUREATE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,583366,00.html 
”Capitalism, with all its market mechanisms, has to survive -- there is no question. What I excoriate is that today there is only one incentive for doing business, and that is the maximization of profits. But the incentive of doing social good must be included.”---Muhammad Yunus.
AIRLINES CANCEL 1000’S OF FLIGHTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/3171606/Financial-crisis-Thousands-of-flights-scrapped-by-airlines.html
THE GREENSPAN LEGACY (WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION)
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/business/economy/09greenspan.html?em=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1223650969-4HLx7a8ai9Yh/AOtsAH8ew 

Iraq and Roll
SOME WALLS START TO COME DOWN IN BAGHDAD
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/10/world/middleeast/10walls.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

The Other War
OBAMA TALKS TOUGH ABOUT AFGHANISTAN---
HERE’S WHAT HE’S REALLY IN FOR

http://www.alternet.org/audits/102340/obama_talks_tough_about_afghanistan%3B_here%27s_what_he%27s_really_in_for/

Comment
KLEIN: STOP THE REPUBLICAN CRAZINESS
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/10/better_to_be.html
Watch the tape of the guy screaming, "He's a terrorist!" McCain seems to shudder at that, he rolls his eyes... and I thought for a moment he'd admonish the man. But he didn't. And now he's selling the Ayres non-story full-time. Yes, yes, it's all he has.
KRISTOF: THIS IS PRO-LIFE?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/opinion/09kristof.html?em 
The Bush administration this month is quietly cutting off birth control supplies to some of the world’s poorest women in Africa. Thus the paradox of a “pro-life” administration adopting a policy whose result will be tens of thousands of additional abortions each year — along with more women dying in childbirth.
THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN AMERICAN HISTORY?
Can any election pass without this expression cropping up?
http://www.theamericanscholar.org/au08/election-clausen.html 
Probably the most candid and sensible comment on the whole subject was delivered by the notoriously inarticulate President Bush when Larry King asked him in 2004 whether that year’s election was the most important ever. “For me it is,” he answered.

Enviro Wacko
HYDROGEN-POWERED HOUSE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/oct/10/greenbuilding-greentech 
Co2 WORSENS WHALES’ SONAR PROBLEMS
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/blog-entry/
GREENPEACE FUMES AT GERMAN CARMAKERS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,583405,00.html

Animals in the news!
HUMANS PROUDLY MURDER GIANT CATFISH
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Is_this_Europes_biggest_catfish?&in_article_id=349205&in_page_id=34 

Lost Angeles
WHY ARE THE BIRDS DYING AT ECHO PARK LAKE?
http://www.laobserved.com/echopark/2008/10/the_birds.php 

Oh, by the way. . .
CHILDREN OF VIETNAM G.I.’S SEEK CITIZENSHIP
And it should be granted without hesitation
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-amerasians10-2008oct10,0,3478058.story

And in more important matters. . .

OH NO---ANOTHER INDIANA JONES FILM?
Indiana Jones and the Bedpan of Doom!
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Indiana_Jones_5_rumoured&in_article_id=351245&in_page_id=27 

PICS OF THE WEEK
http://www.time.com/time/picturesoftheweek/0,29409,1848841,00.html 

Musique
SIR PAUL’S NEW ALBUM: MAKING IT UP AS HE GOES ALONG
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/10/10/bmpaul110.xml 
Paul McCartney unveiled his new album, Electric Arguments, at Abbey Road studios yesterday. And it's a corker - albeit a fruity and bizarre one. Unusually for the legendary songwriter, he went into the studio with nothing prepared, and improvised it all on the spot.

Obit
ACTOR KIM CHAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/10/arts/television/10chan.html?ref=obituaries

Where ya goin’?
YUVA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/interactive/2008/oct/10/turkey-green 

And in the end. . .
TANK FULL O’ CROCS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/10/eacrcodile110.xml

10/9 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
LENNON, 1958

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMEAxyNXGRg 
SOLDIER OF LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8iLwwac4i4
A SHOT OF RHYTHM AND BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lW8GCU0UuA
YES IT IS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnnqLmSzTNE
I'M ONLY SLEEPING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bTlZDZOj-8
REVOLUTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0X__Z81EA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzYxfL1LfnY
MEAT CITY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_tvtVPoeAQ 
HELP ME TO HELP MYSELF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfNsOn7b94
LONG LOST JOHN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-QmRmv7Efc


WISH WE COULD WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
http://johnlennon.com/html/news.aspx 
http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2008/10/08/yoko-ono-to-iceland/ 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1072271/Lennons-downfall-Had-touching-act-love-alive-today.html 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/09/youngpeople.history 
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/art/2008/10/08/2008-10-08_imagine_john_lennons_art_on_display_at_m.html 

SO LONG, CHUCKO!
Thanks for the after-school fun
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-runyon9-2008oct09,0,4088677.story 

‘THAT ONE’ JOKES ABOUND ON LATE NIGHT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/07/entertainment/e055633D86.DTL&tsp=1 

HUMANS WRECKING THE GALAPAGOS
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-galapagos8-2008oct08,0,363527.story 
The rising tide of tourists, residents and suppliers has introduced alien species, including rats, goats, cats and, more recently, mosquitoes and fire ants, UNESCO's Marc Petry said by telephone from Paris. Such intrusions, as well as sewage and oil discharged from boats, threaten the islands' plant and animal life, he said.

HEF JILTED!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3166116/Playboy-Hugh-Hefner-back-on-the-market-after-splitting-from-No-1-girlfriend.html 

COUPLE SPLITS, SAWS HOME IN HALF
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3159189/Married-Cambodian-couple-saw-home-in-half-after-separation.html

PRIMITIVE ASSHOLES IN PERU HOST CAT-EATING FESTIVAL
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782932.ece 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/09/animalwelfare.food
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24469741-663,00.html


And on to the usual batch of horrors. . .



PALIN PUSHED FOR TROOPER'S FIRING
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/10/us/10trooper.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
In all, the commissioner and his aides were contacted about Mr. Wooten three dozen times over 19 months by the governor, her husband and seven administration officials, interviews and documents show. “To all of us, it was a campaign to get rid of him as a trooper and, at the very least, to smear the guy and give him a desk job somewhere,” said Kim Peterson, Mr. Monegan’s special assistant, who like several other aides spoke publicly about the matter for the first time.

OLBERMANN: MCCAIN, PALIN TIED TO NEFARIOUS GROUPS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Olbermann_McCain_Palin_have_questionable_ties_1008.html
If Iran ties and secession do not qualify as terrorist associations," Olbermann said, the WACL also armed and sent supplies, including boots, to rebels in Afghanistan who would become the Mujahadeen, later the Taliban, and Osama bin Laden, "whom McCain once promised to chase to the gates of Hell."

MCCAIN’S TACIT SUPPORT FOR ABORTION CLINIC BOMBERS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Womans_rights_advocate_McCain_sides_with_1008.html 
People For the American Way encouraged McCain to "look in the mirror" after a RAW STORY report revealed McCain's connection with Marylin Shannon, a Republican official in Oregon who was a McCain delegate at this year's GOP convention. The two appeared together at a 1993 fundraiser for an ultra-conservative organization where Shannon praised a woman who was later convicted of attempted murder in the shooting of an abortion clinic doctor.

CBS’S DEAN REYNOLDS: OBAMA’S PLANE SMELLS
We are not making this stuff up. . .
http://www.opednews.com/articles/CBS-s-Dean-Reynolds-Report-by-Rob-Kall-081009-941.html 

MCCAIN POW FLASHBACK: CALLS AMERICANS “MY FELLOW PRISONERS!”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Womans_rights_advocate_McCain_sides_with_1008.html 
McCain and Palin were introduced at the Bethlehem, Pa., stop by a local official who invoked Obama's middle name, Hussein. It's the second time in three days that's happened at an official McCain event, despite the campaign's insistence it doesn't condone such behavior.

BIDEN INTRODUCED AS MCCAIN
http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2008/10/8/390051.html

McNasty (his high school nickname, folks)
MCCAIN TO HANNITY: OBAMA MUST EXPLAIN AYERS
http://www.crooksandliars.com/john-amato/john-mccain-lowers-himself-ayers-bathwa
FOO-FIGHTERS DEMAND MCCAIN STOP USING THEIR MUSIC
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/09/mccain-foo-fighters/ 
WHAT A MCCAIN FAN IS WRITING ABOUT OBAMA
http://townhall.com/blog/page1 
WATCH: THE MCCAIN AYERS AD
http://townhall.com/blog/g/e9ed0e94-38ea-49a5-8a4d-4809190677bb 

GUN-TOTING VOTER: “KEEP THE NIGGER OUT OF OFFICE”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Angry_voter_threatens_Registrar_says_he_1008.html

Serrah
BIDEN: PALIN’S FEAR-MONGERING IS ‘DANGEROUS’
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/08/politics/p043926D96.DTL 
PALIN’S MASSIVE PENTACOSTAL PROBLEM
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1848420,00.html 
First came reports that her pastor at the nondenominational Wasilla Bible Church was connected to Jews for Jesus, an organization that seeks to convert Jews to Christianity. Prominent Jewish leaders, including the co-chair of McCain's Jewish outreach effort, have since demanded to know whether Palin also believes that Jews must be converted.

Homeland Insecurity
BIG BROTHER IS LISTENING
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5987804&page=1

All-melty dollar
AIG GETS $37 MORE BILLION
Execs who took $400k junket are still in charge. . .
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/business/economy/09insure.html?em 
FED MAY PARTLY OWN U.S. BANKS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/business/economy/09econ.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
LET’S SAY YOU HAD $700 BILLION TO SPEND
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/102190/let%27s_just_say_you_had_%24700_billion_to_spend/ 
TOP TEN ALL-TIME BIGGEST GOLDEN PARACHUTES
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1848501_1848500,00.html 

Comment
COLLINS: CLEARING THE AYERS AIR
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/opinion/09collins.html?em 
When I was a college student, I believe I attended a party with Bernardine Dohrn. This was pre-Weather, when Dohrn was a leader of the Students for a Democratic Society, better known as S.D.S. Some of my friends wanted to meet her because they were interested in establishing an S.D.S. chapter at our campus. I was opposed, under the presumption that S.D.S. meant Students for Decent Styles, a group that had been active in fighting spaghetti-strap dresses at my high school. Still, under the new rules, I believe I may now be held partly responsible for all of Dohrn’s misdeeds, including aggravated battery, bail jumping, the Days of Rage and unreadable political tracts.
KLEIN: WILL OBAMA SURGE LAST?
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1848518,00.html 

The other war
SO WE’RE NOT BOMBING INNOCENTS, EH, SARAH?
U.S. WIPES OUT 33 AFGHAN CIVILIANS

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/10/ap_afghanistan_airstrike_100808/ 

Mashed Media
EDITOR AT LA DAILY NEWS HIRES “DIVERSE” JOURNALISTS
Translation: Latina hires based on ethnicity. . .didn't this used to be called "racism?"
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/diversity_hires_at_daily.php 
LATIMES REDESIGN CRACKPOTISM---AGAIN
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/la_times_focusgroups_more.php 
FOX ASSHOLE JOKES ABOUT SIZE OF HILLARY’S LEGS
Real classy stuff, folks
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/09/palin-pic-hillary/
OBAMA CAMP: FOX A MIX OF MCCAIN INFOMERCIAL, X-FILES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_camp_Fox_cross_between_infomercial_1009.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA CALLS NOBEL PRIZE CONTENDER A ‘CRIMINAL’
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-nobel-contender-criminal-5403.html 

Animals in the news!
CREATIVE SOLUTIONS TO REDUCE PET POPULATIONS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/pets/detail?&entry_id=30679&type=pets
The hard truth is, while Americans spend a staggering $40 billion on their pets and millions more in donations to animal welfare charities every year, a heartbreaking 70 percent of cats and up to 50 percent of dogs nationwide end up in landfills.
SCORE ONE FOR THE COYOTES
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-coyote9-2008oct09,0,3997651.story

(Lack of) Health
YOGA, ONE GOOD LEGACY OF GLOBALIZATION
http://www.policyinnovations.org/ideas/briefings/data/000074
YOGA FOR DUMMIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQI5NbAmHjI

Oh, by the way. . .
WORLD ECONOMIES CRUMBLE---DUBAI BOOMS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/09/middleeast.construction 
DEBATE OVER GRANDDAD DINOSAUR FOSSIL
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,583116,00.html 
Diedrich believes he's found the world's oldest dinosaur, the ancestor of T. rex, Brontosaurus, Triceratops and all the others. The German weekly newsmagazine Stern obligingly reported the paleontological discovery was a "sensation," but a number of experts in the field believe Diedrich's theory is fundamentally wrong and an all-out scientific brawl is brewing within the profession.

And in more important matters. . .

A WOMAN AND HER ASS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?A_donkey_that%92s_got_the_run_of_its_owners%92_home&in_article_id=346669&in_page_id=34

CHEAP GOSSIP: BACALL CALLS CRUISE A “MANIAC”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3165181/Tom-Cruise-is-a-maniac-says-Lauren-Bacall.html
JACKSON GOES HALLOWEEN SHOPPING
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Freaky_Jackos_early_Halloween_show&in_article_id=348608&in_page_id=7 

Hey, look!
AUTUMN FOLIAGE
http://features.csmonitor.com/fallfoliage/ 
PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/1008/ 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/3164812/Pictures-of-the-day-9-October-2008.html 

Where ya goin’?
DEAD MAN’S PARTY IN MICHOACAN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/05/CMUM12JE18.DTL&type=travel

For Art’s Sake
ART WARS! PARIS CULTURAL ELITE AT ODDS OVER PICASSO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/3163628/Picasso-exhibition-creates-a-cancer-in-the-Louvre-claim-Paris-elite.html

THE BRITS AND THEIR INDISPENSIBLE PINTS
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article4880902.ece

And in the end. . .
MADONNA'S WORST NIGHTMARE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165565/105-year-old-virgin-says-no-sex-the-key-to-long-life.html


10/8 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
TWEETER AND THE MONKEY MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ik45Ncvv1c 
APE CALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV94Wc0hink 
TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuPXXO3CEtI
MONKEY AROUND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYitEZaLgsU
THEY ALL ASKED FOR YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nCJIlOOg9Y
SKY PILOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n99C2OZn0Wg
YELLOW BIRD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBbgZauYL1Q 

SKYLINES:

WORLD’S FIRST DOUBLE-ARM TRANSPLANT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/3158287/Worlds-first-double-arm-transplant-patient-delighted.html

CASH-STRAPPED PLAYBOY MANSION SELLING TIX TO PARTIES
http://www.labusinessjournal.com/article.asp?aID=26211054.8073191.1690182.7586268.5623575.615&aID2=130005

FOREST WHITAKER TO PLAY LOUIS ARMSTRONG
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/oct/08/forestwhitakerlouisarmstrong 

MCCARTNEY: BOYCOTT MCDONALD’S
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3157502/Sir-Paul-McCartney-calls-for-McDonalds-boycott.html

NEW BIBLE FEATURES PICS OF ANGELINA JOLIE
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/07/AR2008100701407_pf.html 

WALTERS: WHAT WAS PALIN BABY DOING UP AT 11 P.M.?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/View_hosts_critical_of_Palin_bringing_1006.html 

Lost Angeles
THOUSANDS CELEBRATE PHILLIPPE’S 100TH BIRTHDAY
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-philippes7-2008oct07,0,2138601.story 

JUDGE ORDERS 17 CHINESE MUSLIMS RELEASED FROM GITMO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/07/national/w151253D73.DTL 

MORFORD:
AND IF THE ENTIRE WORLD COULD VOTE IN THE U.S. ELECTION. . .

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/08/notes100808.DTL 
What would happen if the nations of the world were divvied up in a way similar to our electoral college, with each nation getting a certain number of votes based on population? How might the world choose? Whom would they pick?

WATCH: THE HORROR, THE HORROR
http://www.crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/open-thread 

And on to news and comment. . .

This just in:
PALIN NEWSWEEK COVER BROUHAHA
Repugs call mag "liberal elitist" for not retouching photo!
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=2180 
http://gaysocialites.com/2008/10/should_newsweek_have_retouched.html 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/06/eye-of-the-barracuda-emne_n_132048.html 

Fascism on the march
MARYLAND COPS CLASSIFY 53 NON-VIOLENT
PROTESTORS AS 'TERRORISTS'

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/07/AR2008100703245_pf.html
VOTER REG GROUP TARGETED BY U.S. ATTY
Same group targeted in 2004 by Bush, FBI
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/m.s.-bellows/acorn-office-raid-linked-_b_132705.html
The Nevada raid comes the day after the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now ("ACORN") and another voter-registration group, Project Vote, announced a new initiative to identify and resolve problematic voter registrations to ensure maximum voter participation on Election Day. ACORN has been targeted repeatedly in recent weeks by Republican Party spokesmen and surrogates, who contend that the group either intentionally or negligently allows its workers to turn in fraudulent registrations and "dumps" applications on elections officials at the last minute to overwhelm processes that screen out fraudulent registrations.

SECRET SERVICE PROBES OBAMA THREAT---AT PALIN RALLY
The shout of "kill him" followed a Sarah Palin rant on Obama's relationship with radical Chicagoan Bill Ayers.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/secret-service-looking-into-potential-threat-on-obama.php
Rip Post comment: if anything happens to Obama, the blood will be on Sarah Palin’s hands.

PALIN’S OBAMA ATTACKS MAKE PIT BULL LOOK TAME
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/06/AR2008100602935_pf.html
Palin's routine attacks on the media have begun to spill into ugliness. In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric's questions for her "less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media." At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, "Sit down, boy." The reception had been better in Clearwater, where Palin, speaking to a sea of "Palin Power" and "Sarahcuda" T-shirts, tried to link Obama to the 1960s Weather Underground. "One of his earliest supporters is a man named Bill Ayers," she said. ("Boooo!" said the crowd.) "And, according to the New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote, 'launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol,' " she continued. ("Boooo!" the crowd repeated.) "Kill him!" proposed one man in the audience.

NYT EDITORIAL
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/08/opinion/08wed1.html?em
In a way, we should not be surprised that Mr. McCain has stooped so low, since the debate showed once again that he has little else to talk about. He long ago abandoned his signature issues of immigration reform and global warming; his talk of “victory” in Iraq has little to offer a war-weary nation; and his Reagan-inspired ideology of starving government and shredding regulation lies in tatters on Wall Street. But surely, Mr. McCain and his team can come up with a better answer to that problem than inciting more division, anger and hatred.

Man O-man
OBAMA WIDENS LEAD
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/06/poll.of.polls/index.html 
ISRAELIS SEND WORD TO U.S. JEWS: VOTE OBAMA
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jan-mcgirk/israelis-sending-word-to_b_132721.html
OBAMA SPOKESMAN SLAMS PIGBOY HANNITY---
FOR PUTTING ANTI-SEMITE OBAMA-HATER ON HIS SHOW

We are not making this stuff up. . .
http://www.crooksandliars.com/john-amato/obama-spokesman-gibbs-smokes-sean-hanni 

Electile Dysfunction
ROMNEY ADVISOR: MCCAIN IS GOING DOWN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/08/uselections2008.johnmccain

Dishonest John
MCCAIN SAID TROOPS KILL CIVILIANS
As if acknowledging this is wrong or unpatriotic. . .
http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/trail-times/2008/Oct/07/mccain-also-said-us-troops-killed-civilians-1/ 
MCCAIN LINKED TO IRAN-CONTRA GROUP
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/06/politics/p212035D66.DTL
MCCAIN'S BAILOUT FOR THE BAILOUT
Quick, get some more buckets. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_proposes_new_bailout_for_bad_1007.html 

Serrah
PALIN PROPOSES ENTITLEMENT CUTS---
THEN SAYS MCCAIN WILL ‘PROTECT ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS’

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/07/palin-protect-entitlements/ 

Debate
IF YOU MISSED THE DEBATE. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/07/presidential-debate-live-blogging-2/ 
AND THE WINNER WAS. . .
http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/10/7/23617/1027 
AND THE WINNER WAS 2. . .
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=11929 
AND THE WINNER WAS 3
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11505 
REPUGS WHINE: DEBATE FORMAT WAS UNFAIR!
http://www.crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/gop-whine-about-town-hall-debate-form 

All-melty dollar
BY THE WAY, THERE’S A BRIT BAILOUT, TOO
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/08/business/09britain-new.php 
WHAT THE HELL IS COMMERCIAL PAPER, AND WHY DOES IT MATTER?
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/10/07/america/Meltdown-Commercial-Paper-Q-A.php 

Iraq and Roll
SO THE SURGE IS WORKING, EH? WATCH THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTMp-YNaDdg
U.S. WIPES OUT FAMILY OF 11
The surge is working!
http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/235436%2Celeven-members-of-same-family-killed-by-us-fire-in-iraq.html 

Mashed Media
NEW LAT PUBLISHER THREATENS STAFFERS
WHO TALK TO LAOBSERVED.COM

The Times takes yet another huge step downward. . .
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/note_to_sources_at_the_lo_1.php 
LAT STAFFERS LOOKING TO BAIL IN FACE OF MORE CUTBACKS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/panic_mode_again_at_la_ti.php 
TINA BROWN ENTERS ON-LINE FRAY WITH ‘DAILY BEAST’
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/09/arts/beast.php 
NYT SHUTS DOWN HERALD-TRIBUNE WEBSITE
http://www.forbes.com/media/2008/10/07/nyt-iht-news-biz-media-cx_jea_1007iht.html

(Lack of) Health
THE HEARTBREAK---ER, BURN---OF ACID REFLUX
http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-acid6-2008oct06,0,3191723.story

Animals in the news!
SCORE ONE FOR THE CROCODILES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3158393/Human-remains-found-inside-crocodile.html 

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
LOPEZ ON BILLBOARD-UGLY L.A.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lopez8-2008oct08,0,86145.column

Obit
R.I.P. THE GREAT LLOYD THAXTON
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/lloyd_thaxton_los_angeles.php 

Auto Motive
PEOPLE LIKE CARS WITH ‘ANGRY FACES’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/3158161/Cars-with-angry-faces-are-more-appealing.html 

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/09/arts/peepthu.php 
Halle Berry could use a good dose of tragedy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3158502/Halle-Berry-is-Sexiest-Woman-Alive.html 

CONNERY BY LEIBOWITZ
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3153682/Sean-Connery-returns-to-modelling-with-Annie-Leibowitz-photo-shoot.html 

PUTIN VS. WORLD LEADERS---IN SPORTS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/oct/08/uselections2008.russia

Light reading
FALSE APOLOGY SYNDROME
http://www.incharacter.org/article.php?article=119 

Books
A WWI SOLDIER’S SKETCH BOOK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/oct/07/firstworldwar?picture=338366191 

For Art’s Sake
INDONESIAN ARTIST TRIES TO UNITE A NATION
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/10/06/an-indonesian-artist-uses-her-canvas-to-unite-a-nation/ 
PORTUGESE ARCHITECT WINS BRIT AWARD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/oct/08/architecture.portugal
KAWASE HASUI
http://collectionsonline.lacma.org/mwebcgi/mweb.exe?request=link;dtype=i;key=119929;page=801900101 

Where ya goin’?
TOURISM SWAMPS ASIA’S UNIQUE, REMOTE PLACES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/05/TRJTVPK82.DTL

And in the end. . .
ROBOGIRL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3157003/Robot-that-looks-like-young-girl-unveiled.html 

10/7 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ktds5k4j1Y 
UE WO MUITE ARUKOU
("I Look Up When I Walk")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtXQ31F1A-k
THE HEART SUTRA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccy708RQ1DA 
RAINBOW OF SADNESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq-wJSHVFcs
BIG IN JAPAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SUDZ30_PXg
TOKYO DRIFT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI2TzTV4TOo
BE MY YOKO ONO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRRtLdXkVZU
YOKO: HELL IN PARADISE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0EjS7tLmkg
Lyrics:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/yoko-ono-hell-in-paradise-lyrics.html

Quotatious: “Some of his comments that he has made about the war that I think may — in my world– disqualifies someone from consideration as the next commander in chief.” – Sarah Palin.

”Not being able to speak proper English should disqualify one from being commander-in-chief.”---Charles Bogle.

SKYLINES:

THE JAPANESE PERSPECTIVE ON THE PALIN/BIDEN DEBATE
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe1_1223203765

TINA AGAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/07/saturday.night.live.palin.fey 

MCCAIN JOKES ABOUND ON LATE-NIGHT TUBE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/07/entertainment/e055633D86.DTL&tsp=1 

SCORE ONE FOR THE BULLS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Runner_left_unconscious_after_bull_attack&in_article_id=342067&in_page_id=34

ICE CLIMBERS CHEAT DEATH
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3152371/Ice-climbers-cheat-death-as-waterfall-collapses-around-them.html

WATCH: NAKED TOURIST IN JAPAN IMPERIAL MOAT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7656537.stm

JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES MONKEYS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Japanese_restaurant_gets_monkey_butlers&in_article_id=342697&in_page_id=2 

And on to news and comment. . .

Serrah
POSTCARD FROM WASILLA
http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/2008104004/postcard-wasilla 
Wasilla is what inevitably happens when there are no codes, no civic oversight, no planning, when the only governing principle in a community is a naive and superstitious trust in the benevolent authority of the free market.
ALBRIGHT SLAMS PALIN FOR (DELIBERATELY) MISQUOTING HER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_misquotes_Albright_Albright_speaks_out_1005.html

INTERVIEW: ANTHONY KENNEDY SHRIVER
Who?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,582615,00.html 
In an interview with SPIEGEL ONLINE, John F. Kennedy's nephew discusses Barack Obama's leadership potential, why it's difficult to compare the candidate with the former president and his gripe with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Enviro Wacko
NEWMAN’S NUCLEAR SECRET
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/07/eanewman107.xml

KENYA DEPORTS ‘OBAMA NATION’ AUTHOR
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/07/usa.barackobama

THE STORY BEHIND THE INSANE ‘TERRORIST’ OBAMA SMEAR
If you happened to serve on a charity board with an ex-Weather Underground guy-turned college prof, then you’d be smeared, too.
http://www.alternet.org/election08/101900/obama%27s_flimsy_ties_to_bill_ayers/
The Woods Fund, in many ways, is responsible for helping start Obama as an organizer and shaping his political identity. In 1985 the foundation gave a $25,000 grant to the Developing Communities Project, which hired Obama, at 24, as an organizer on Chicago's economically depressed South Side. Obama became friendly with Woods director Jean Rudd, and after he graduated from Harvard Law School and moved back to Chicago, Rudd asked him to join the board, which met four times a year to review grant proposals.

PIG DICKIE MORRIS: OBAMA WEATHER TIE
IS ‘LIKE HAVING CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH BIN-LADEN’

Who are these vile people, and why does the media give them air time?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/07/morris-ayers-bin-laden/ 

HANNITY GIVES AIR-TIME TO ANTI-SEMITE---
BECAUSE HE SMEARS OBAMA

http://www.crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/sean-hannity-gives-platform-gop-smear 

OLBERMANN: PALIN IS PALLIN’ AROUND WITH TERRORISTS
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27054958/ 
And of course, Governor, those same dopes, and we media morons, we are not smart enough to ask about that pesky Alaskan Independence Party, and why you recorded a speech for its convention last March, and why your husband remained a registered member of it until 2002, even though it was founded by a man named Joe Vogler who wanted Alaska to secede from the United States. The way the South seceded, precipitating the Civil War. The same Joe Vogler who once said: "The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government, and I won't be buried under their damn flag.”

STOP REPUGNICAN JEWISH SMEARS OF OBAMA
Sign the petition
http://salsa.wiredforchange.com/o/2747/t/3584/petition.jsp?petition_KEY=484 

All-melty dollar
IT ALL STARTED. . .
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9c0DE7DB153EF933A0575AC0A96F958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all
LINDORFF: MARKETS GIVE THE RASPBERRY TO PAULSON,
BERNANKE, BUSH, CONGRESS

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/221
As for all those Americans who, pensions having become a thing of the past, have been counting on their hard-earned 401(k) savings to get them through old age, they can kiss those babies good-bye. They've just lost close to 20 percent of their value, courtesy of Hank and Ben's wonderful adventure, and it's not over yet.
GLOBAL FEAR OF RECESSION GROWS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/07/business/worldbusiness/07global.html?_r=3&hp=&oref=slogin&pagewanted=print&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
U.S. BANK LOSSES AT $1.4 TRILLION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/oct/07/imf.creditcrunch 
BLUE CHRISTMAS AHEAD
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1847812,00.html 

Dishonest John
DOCTORS TO MCCAIN: RELEASE YOUR DAMN MEDICAL RECORDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/18/uselections2008.johnmccain
"The worst case scenario is on January 21 2009, he has a seizure at his inauguration and is found to have multiple brain metastases. There is no way to navigate that risk assessment without those records."

Comment
GREENWALD:
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY’S DESTRUCTION OF THE UNITED STATES

http://www.alternet.org/election08/101872/a_country_in_shambles%2C_under_gop_rule/
What's happening in this country, and in this election, is rather simple and easy to see: (1) the country is in total shambles -- possibly far worse than what people even realize; (2) we have lived for the last eight years under virtually absolute GOP rule; (3) the public knows this; (4) the Republican President and his party are therefore intensely -- historically -- unpopular; and (5) the voting public doesn't want to continue living under the rule of the same faction and same political party that has driven the country into the ground. Having Sarah Palin drop her gerund endings and desperately trotting out the standard, tired GOP attack ads to depict Obama as a radical, fist-pumping, America-hating, unhinged socialist -- when everyone can see with their own eyes that he isn't -- won't change any of that.
SHILLER: PLUGGING HOLES IN A SINKING SHIP
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,582621,00.html 
We have a substantial risk of a recession going forward. Seven hundred billion dollars is a good idea, to free banks of their bad mortage securities and to bring more liquidity to the financial markets. But there is no $700 billion package to provide a stimulus for consumption and the economy. I think we are going to have a serious crisis going forward.

War in Error
HOW WE BOTCHED PLAN TO CATCH BIN-LADEN
In case you missed this on ’60 Minutes’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/US_officials_stopped_plans_to_kill_1006.html

People’s Repugnic
‘MADE IN USA’ FOOD MAY BE CONTAMINATED WITH POISON CHINA MILK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/us-food-may-contain-tainted-chinese-ingredients-5286.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
HEY, GAYS! CURE YOURSELVES WITH ‘JESUS BOOT CAMP!’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893735.ece 

Mashed Media
NEW L.A. TIMES CUTBACKS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/10/incredibly_deep_new_cutba.php 

Auto Motive
PARIS ELECTRIC CAR SHOW
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1847544,00.html

Oh, by the way. . .
THAI INTERNET WUNDERKIND
CAPTURES AUDIENCES FROM BEHIND BARS

http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/10/07/thai-internet-wunderkind-captivates-audiences-from-behind-bars/ 

And in more important matters. . .

Animals in the news!
MUST LISTEN: TROY CHAPMAN AND THE ORANGE CAT
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/440.html 
A murderer’s story of what a cat taught prisoners.
REQUIEM FOR A HEROIC DOG
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/07/BAQT13CQTD.DTL&tsp=1 
ONE IN FOUR MAMMALS FACE EXTINCTION
(Not including humans)
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/06/europe/environ.php

THE AMAZING SURFING PRIESTS OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
by John Rogers
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081005/ap_on_re/surfing_priests
Well, it’s close to walking on water. . .

CHEAP GOSSIP: CATHERINE ZITTY-JONES, NO MORE
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Catherine_Zitty_Jones_turns_into_posh&in_article_id=342468&in_page_id=7
NOW WOMEN ARE WEARING APRONS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/06/style/rmiu.php

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/1006/ 

Musique
CLASSICAL MUSIC AUDIENCES DYING OFF---NOT
How many times have you heard this bogus claim?
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/arts/la-ca-newgray5-2008oct05,0,4427896.story

Film
THE FANTASTIC WORLD OF HARRYHAUSEN
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1847738,00.html 
TOP TEN DOG MOVIES
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1847625_1847727,00.html

Light reading
WAS IT A BIG BANG OR A BIG BOUNCE?
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=859062 
THE MYSTERY OF THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS---ER, SCRAPS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/07/arts/design/07scrol.html?ref=design&pagewanted=all 

WATCH: PROF TEACHES LANGUAGE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN WRITTEN DOWN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2008/10/06/BA7I133KE1.DTL&o=0 

Where ya goin’?
A HIGHLAND CHIEF’S TOP TEN SCOTLAND WALKS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/oct/06/walkingholidays.scotland 

For Art’s Sake
ZIGGURAT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/oct/07/triangle.herzog.demeuron.paris 

Books
HELEN MIRREN ON HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/interactive/2008/oct/06/mirren
SOROS FORESAW THE END OF AN ERA
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21934?utm_medium=email&utm_source=Campaign+Monitor&utm_content=113096447&utm_campaign=October+23+issue&utm_term=He+Foresaw+the+End+of+an+Era

And in the end. . .
POLYGAMIST ‘RABBI’ HAS TWO BABIES IN THREE MONTHS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3150939/Man-with-seven-wives-is-to-become-a-father-twice-in-three-months.html

back soon. . .a bit under the weather
10/2
"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
MR. CLEAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbiofcuTZBo
GOOD 'N' PLENTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I
TEABERRY SHUFFLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk11Acjofu8
PEPSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vUwl7YGes
DR. PEPPER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpByXzdMQfk
SCHLITZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T4V6jHn0i0 
HAMM'S
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7HoWEk6y8
COLGATE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-NN42mBFt8

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE POST THIS SONG ON YOUTUBE?
It's from James Taylor's "Walking Man" album
http://www.lyricstime.com/james-taylor-let-it-all-fall-down-lyrics.html


skylines:
SOLID GOLD KATE MOSS SPREADS HER LEGS
Wish we were making this stuff up. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7647947.stm

GERMAN ARTIST WILL SMOKE KURT COBAIN’S REMAINS
Hey, if Keith Richard can snort his old man. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/02/kurt.cobain.ashes.smoked 

WORLD’S FATTEST MAN TO MARRY
Well, he has dropped about 600 pounds
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/3120774/Worlds-fattest-man-to-get-married-after-losing-weight.html 

MODEL GUILTY OF BRA-BERY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/01/national/a150314D06.DTL 

FOSSETT CRASHED HEAD-ON INTO A MOUNTAIN
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/02/steve.fossett.search/index.html 

COP WHO ORDERED TASER FIRING COMMITS SUICIDE
Tasered man fell to his death
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/02/police-lt-in-deadly-taser-case-commits-suicide/index.html?hp 

PAKISTANI PREZ FLIRTS WITH PALIN, EARNS FATWAH
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1002/p04s01-wosc.html 
A radical Muslim prayer leader said the president shamed the nation for "indecent gestures, filthy remarks, and repeated praise of a non-Muslim lady wearing a short skirt."

MCCAIN: ‘I’M NOT A RICH MAN’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/02/mccain-rich/ 
MCCAIN’S 13-BEDROOM AZ COTTAGE: A VIDEO TOUR
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Arizona_TV_station_gets_tour_of_1001.html

FIORE CARTOON: A FIRESIDE CHAT WITH SARAH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/01/fiorefireside.DTL 

And on to the day’s major horrors. . .

OH, THAT EVIL, FIENDISH
“GOTCHA” JOURNALISM!

http://www.cjr.org/campaign_desk/hey_gotcha_caughtcha.php
Question: “What newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?”
Gotcha Quotient: 98
Reason: Trying to trap “Ms. Joe Sixpack” into admitting that she reads publications sponsored by the Elite Liberal Media? Trying to force a politician to admit that she reads at all? Slick, Ms. Couric, slick.

BLACKWATER MACHINE GUN FOUND IN RAID ON IRAQI ‘INSURGENTS’
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1846471,00.html 

U.S., RUSSIA CORNER PIRATES OFF SOMALIA
Weapons cargo includes 33 Russian tanks
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1002/p99s01-duts.html 

Mashed Media
MCCAIN KNOCKS IFILL
She really should have withdrawn from the so-called debate tonight
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/10/02/politics/fromtheroad/entry4494130.shtml
BREAK A LEG, GWEN IFILL---OOPS, NEVER MIND
http://blogs.courant.com/stan_simpson/2008/10/gwen-i.html 

Dishonest John
HUH? MCCAIN VOTES FOR EARMARK-LADEN ‘BAILOUT’---
THEN CALLS FOR BUSH TO VETO IT?

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/02/mccain-veto-bailout/
MCCAIN TIED TO RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081020/ames_berman
Yet despite McCain's tough talk, behind the scenes his top advisers have cultivated deep ties with Russia's oligarchy--indeed, they have promoted the Kremlin's geopolitical and economic interests, as well as some of its most unsavory business figures, through greedy cynicism and geopolitical stupor. The most notable example is the tale of how McCain and his campaign manager, Rick Davis, advanced what became a key victory for the Kremlin: gaining control over the small but strategically important country of Montenegro.
MCCAIN GETS TESTY WITH DES MOINES REGISTER
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003856827
Watch John spew a spectacular string of lies in box 1, then click boxes 3 and 7
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081001/NEWS09/810010377&theme=CAMPAIGN_2008
MCCAIN: I’VE TAKEN SARAH’S FOREIGN POLICY ADVICE ‘MANY TIMES!’
It shows, it shows! . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_took_Palin_foreign_policy_advice_1001.html 

Comment
LINDORFF: NO SURPRISE IN SENATE ‘BAILOUT’ VOTE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/217
The US Senate did what the Founding Fathers expected it to do when they devised the idea of an upper house of Congress. Playing the role of Britain’s House of Lords to the House’s House of Commons, it ignored the rabble (that’s us, the voters) and voted the opposite way of the House of Representatives, which on Monday had voted down the Bush Administration’s proposed $700-billion to $1-trillion give-away to Wall Street financial companies.
RON PAUL: LIPSTICK ON A BAILOUT
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20912.htm 
WHITNEY: NOT ONE DIME!
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20915.htm 
This is a terrible bill, and it confers absolute authority on one of the central players in the scandal, Henry Paulson, who was the Chairman of Goldman Sachs at the time this MBS garbage was being peddled around the planet to credulous investors. Now Paulson will be in a position to buy up any "troubled asset" he that he believes could pose a threat to "financial market stability". That's just great! It is clear that Paulson will use his unchecked powers to wipe the slate clean and remove any possibility that foreign investors will take legal action against the real perpetrators; the giant Wall Street investment banks.
‘BAILOUT’ PASSES SENATE---WHY THAT’S BAD FOR YOU
by Sen. Bernie Sanders
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/101224/bailout_passes_senate%3B_9_reasons_that%27s_bad_news_for_you/
This bill does not deal with the absurdity of having the fox guarding the hen house. Maybe I'm the only person in America who thinks so, but I have a hard time understanding why we are giving $700 billion to the Secretary of the Treasury, the former CEO of Goldman Sachs, who along with other financial institutions, actually got us into this problem. Now, maybe I'm the only person in America who thinks that's a little bit weird, but that is what I think.

Serrah
NO, SERRAH, THEM RUSKIES HAVE NOT ‘REARED THEIR HEADS’ OVER ALASKY---MILITARY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/01/airforce-russia-palin/ 
THE PALIN PAYOFF: HOW SHE RAKES IN THE ‘CHRISTIAN’ BUCKS
http://www.alternet.org/story/101175/the_palin_payoff%3A_how_sarah_brings_in_the_christian_cash/ 
Joe Bageant: Sarah Palin,Gidget, dominatrix of the North
http://www.joebageant.com/joe/2008/09/sarah-palin-thr.html
Like I said though, all this edginess and sour attitude could simply be last night's cheap bourbon. But I don't think so. Because amid the not so surprising news that America has gone bust on the front page of this morning's paper, Palin's Gidget-like cuteness was downright refreshing, even peering out through the toast crumbs and butter stains. And in America these days, that's enough to get elected. Which is exactly my point.

People’s Repugnic
NOW POISONED MILK SHOWS UP IN TAIWAN
Nestle’s makes the very best poiiiiii-sonnnnn
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1846471,00.html

Auto Motive
D.C. PROPS UP DETROIT WITH $25 BILLION
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/business/us-gives-25-billion-to-auto-industry-5043.html

Obits
MR. CLEAN, R.I.P.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/02/obit.petersjr.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
WWII P.O.W. TUNNEL DIGGER, “THE MOLE”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/onthefrontline/3123001/The-Mole-Second-World-War-POW-tunnel-digger-dies-aged-95.html

Oh, by the way. . .
GOOD NEWS: ‘PORN MURDER BLOGGER’ PROSECUTED
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Girls_Aloud_in_porn_murder_blog&in_article_id=336612&in_page_id=34

And in more important matters. . .

WHO WILL PLAY THE MONKEY MAN OF INDIA?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/oct/02/castingthenews.blogpost 

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE DR. WHO?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2008/oct/02/television.doctorwho 

Light reading
REMEMBERING THE FIRST GREAT DEPRESSION---IN 1873

http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=477k3d8mh2wmtpc4b6h07p4hy9z83x18 

DOWD REMEMBERS PAUL NEWMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/01/opinion/01dowd.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin
“You think, how would Hombre handle this? And when this woman came up to me — the guy who played Hud — what comes through? Laurel and Hardy. Both of them.”

Animals in the news!
THE BIRD WOMAN OF PLAYA DEL REY
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lorikeet2-2008oct02,0,3422829.story 

ROWLING EARNS 3 MILLION (POUNDS) A WEEK---WRITING OR NOT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3121761/Harry-Potter-author-JK-Rowling-earns-3m-a-week.html

Film
REVIEW: ‘RELIGULOUS’
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/01/arts/01reli.php

And in the end. . .
COOKING WITH BALLS
http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/10/finally-the-mul.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2008/oct/02/foodanddrink.testicles

10/1 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
DAILY CONCERT
BASTARD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vm8RqT_Mqo
BASTARD FAIRIES: WE'RE GOING TO HELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQu1TBIMSSk
AMERICAN IDIOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xQpTd_p6s
AMERICAN JERKS ARE GOING HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnp_KpxaFoI
UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg
WHATEVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edloQNR6-TQ
BEST AND BRIGHTEST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
A FEW WORDS IN DEFENSE OF OUR COUNTRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs
U.S. BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj6nUyfZAg
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE POST THIS SONG ON YOUTUBE?
It's from James Taylor's "Walking Man" album
http://www.lyricstime.com/james-taylor-let-it-all-fall-down-lyrics.html

skylines:
METROLINK ENGINEER TEXT-MESSAGED
SECONDS BEFORE CRASH

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-crash2-2008oct02,0,4888640.story

PALIN SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN, CANCELS DEBATE!
Okay, not really, but. . .
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/20081001_11_whitetrash.shtml

CHINA BANS HANDEL’S “MESSIAH”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/3108810/China-bans-Western-religious-music.html

ANOTHER BRO TASERED---THIS TIME, TO DEATH
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080930.wbctasered01/BNStory/National/home

FALSE TEETH CATCH BULLET
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3114792/Mans-false-teeth-catch-murder-bullet.html

DUMB MOM DOESN’T WANT NATIONAL HEALTH CARE
Despite daughter’s $100k-a-year bill for cystic fibrosis
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/01/MN90135K88.DTL

PALIN’S LIPLINER IS TATTOOED
Warning: these photos are disturbing!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/is-sarah-palins-lipliner_n_130352.html 

WHY THE HELL DID CONGRESS TAKE ROSH HASHANAH OFF?
http://www.slate.com/id/2201250/
How many members of Congress are Jewish? Twenty-nine in the House and 13 in the Senate.

MORFORD: NEW GAME---PICK THE MOST TOXIC NEWS STORY!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/10/01/notes100108.DTL


And on to news and comment. . .

BASTARD AMERICANS RUIN YOUR LIFE
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/bastard-americans-ruin-your-life-200809301290/ 

best bailout plan. . .

LINDORFF: DEMAND HEARINGS!
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/216
So the public demand should not be for passage of a "good" bailout bill. It should be for a halt to this rush to passage of any bill. The demand should be for "No Bill Without Hearings!" So call Congress (202-225-3121, 202-224-3121 or 800-828-0498) and tell your representative and your two senators that you don't want them railroaded. Tell them you demand hearings before legislation. And tell them, again, that you will vote against anyone who votes for the current bailout for Wall Street. (Hint: If you can't get through, then call one of their local offices, which are listed in the blue pages of your phonebook, or go visit a local office.)

Mashed Media
LIBERAL PRESS, YOU SAY? NOT QUITE---
LAT REPORTERS CALL PALIN "REAGANESQUE" IN A NEWS STORY

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-palindebate1-2008oct01,0,113995.story

Bastard American Serrah
PALIN: “I’M A FEMINIST”
Interesting kind of feminism where you want an impregnated rape victim to be forced to have the child. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_My_gay_friend_made_choice_0930.html 
INCREDIBLE: PALIN CAN’T NAME A SINGLE AMERICAN NEWSPAPER!
Or magazine!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/palins-news/
PALIN ON WHETHER GLOBAL WARMING IS MAN-MADE:
”IT KINDA DOESN’T MATTER!”

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/01/palin-global-warming/
NEW ‘TROOPERGATE’ WITNESS IMPLICATES PALIN
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2008/093008b.html 
PALIN DODGES ACCUSATION OF MAKING RAPE VICTIMS PAY FOR EXAMS
This is a preview of what she will do in the so-called debate, folks
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/palin-rape/
Charging sexual assault victims for their rape kits (which cost $300 to $1,200 at the time) is exactly what happened while she was mayor of Wasilla. In a budget-cutting move, Palin’s administration began charging rape victims for exams and the kits containing the medical supplies. (Her signature is on the budget.)
PALIN’S PAST DEBATE PERFORMANCES
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/01/america/palin.php 
But just as she does now, Palin often spoke in generalities and showed scant aptitude for developing arguments beyond a talking point or two. Her sentences were distinguished by their repetition of words, by the use of the phrase "here in Alaska" and for gaps. On paper, her sentences would have been difficult to diagram
’I’VE DEBATED PALIN 20 TIMES’ (AND LIVED TO TELL)
”She’s a master of the non-answer.”
http://www.alternet.org/election08/101011/i%27ve_debated_sarah_palin_more_than_20_times_--_here%27s_what_it%27s_like/

REPIGNICANS BLAME POOR,
BLACKS FOR FISCAL MELTDOWN!

What sorry, sorry bastard Americans
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/conservative-poor-blame/

MCCAIN, THE MAKE-BELIEVE MAVERICK
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_real_john_mccain
A closer look at the life and career of John McCain reveals a disturbing record of recklessness and dishonesty. This is the story of the real John McCain, the one who has been hiding in plain sight. It is the story of a man who has consistently put his own advancement above all else, a man willing to say and do anything to achieve his ultimate ambition: to become commander in chief, ascending to the one position that would finally enable him to outrank his four-star father and grandfather.

VON HOFFMAN: HANG ON TO YOUR HATS
With coming deflation, that might be all you have left
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081013/howl2 
In one day pension funds, 401(k)s, college savings accounts, charitable foundations, college and university endowments collectively lost $1.3 trillion. That's deflation of the brutal kind.

MONBIOT: THE FREE MARKET HAS LONG PRACTICED WELFARE FOR THE RICH
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20908.htm
European governments are no better. The free market economics they proclaim are a con: they intervene repeatedly on behalf of the rich, while leaving everyone else to fend for themselves. Just as in the US, the bosses of farm companies, oil drillers, supermarkets and banks capture the funds extracted by government from the pockets of people much poorer than themselves. Taxpayers everywhere should be asking the same question: why the hell should we be supporting them?

SCHEER: AGREEING WITH DOBBS, GINGRICH
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080930_boston_tea_party_2008/ 
It was a time for some of the best commentators to fail and, as much as I hate to admit it, for Lou Dobbs, and even Newt Gingrich, to shine. Dobbs called it correctly: The sky is not falling, there is time for reasoned debate, and why isn’t the public being listened to? Gingrich put it best when he said short-circuiting serious congressional oversight over an enormous transfer of taxpayer dollars to an industry is “un-American.” Others, with whom I typically am in far greater agreement, just rolled over to give the bankers what they demanded.

POLLITT: SARAH PALIN, AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BABE
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081013/pollitt
The stress on high-end conservative pundits is beginning to show. These are people, after all, who belong to the Ivy-educated, latte-drinking, Tuscan-vacationing urban elite they love to ridicule and who see themselves, however deludedly, as policy intellectuals and grown-ups. They've written endlessly about "excellence" and "standards." McCain's erratic flounderings, and Palin's patent absurdity, have driven David Brooks and George Will to write columns so anguished I'd feel sorry for them had they not made their bed by spending the past eight years rationalizing the obvious inadequacies of George W. Bush.

THE FRENCH VIEW OF BASTARD AMERICANS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/01/europe/01france.php 
Palin may be an American dream but she is a French nightmare, said Rouvillois, a lawyer and social historian who has just written a book titled "The History of Snobbery." "She's a caricature of a certain America that hasn't parted with its boorish 'Wild West' side," said the impish Rouvillois, who has also written a history of good manners. "For the French snob, the only admissible American is from the East Coast, knows Henry James, is comfortable in French, a sort of European on the other side of the Atlantic."

(Lack of) Bastard Health
NURSE BUYS DISABLED 15-YEAR-OLD AN ARTIFICIAL VAGINA
Now that’s a nice nurse
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Nurse_bought_artificial_vagina_for_disabled_teen&in_article_id=334586&in_page_id=34
SELF-DIAGNOSIS BY INTERNET IS TRICKY BUSINESS
(But often preferable to bastard American doctors!)
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/02/arts/snsecond.php 
AFFAIRS CAUSE FATAL MIGRAINES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/3115470/Extra-marital-affairs-can-cause-fatal-migraines.html

Animals in the news!
A SAD AND BEAUTIFUL PHOTO
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?A_fawn_which_is_quite_a_handful&in_article_id=332967&in_page_id=34
BASTARD AUSTRALIANS URGE EATING KANGAROOS---“TO SAVE THE PLANET”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7645969.stm 
SCORE ONE FOR THE CROCS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7645538.stm

Jesus H. Christ!
BASTARD AMERICAN HEADACHE? TRY A LITTLE JESUS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/oct/01/medicalresearch.humanbehaviour

And in more important matters. . .

VIETNAM LIVES ON MOTORBIKES
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/10/01/vietnam-eats-sleeps-and-dreams-on-motorbikes/

HAWKING: THE FINAL FRONTIER
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/2209/full
The human race has existed as a separate species for about two million years. Civilisation began about 10,000 years ago, and the rate of development has been steadily increasing. But, if the human race is to continue for another million years, we will have to boldly go where no one has gone before.

SLIDE SHOW: BIG PICS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/3115291/The-Big-Picture-photography-competition-round-22.html 
PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/0930/

Film
WHAT? CROWE IS PLAYING BOTH ROBIN
AND THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/oct/01/russell.crowe.robin.hood 

Lost Angeles
AND IN FRENCH DIP SANDWICH NEWS. . .
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/and_in_french_dip_news.php 

Musique
INTERVIEW: ANDRE PREVIN AT 80
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/01/classicalmusicandopera.usa
Like a reluctant witness after a shoot-out, André Previn peers around the door of his flat, gripping the door frame and watching me approach down the dim corridor. We're high in a portered block on Manhattan's Upper East Side where Previn - tiny, beaky, full of amused dismay at the world and the generally unsatisfactory nature of the people in it - lives when he isn't touring. Inside, a grand piano takes up most of the living room. How ever did they get it up here? Previn blinks, as if he had never considered it. "I have no idea."
NEW RIDERS OF PURPLE SAGE ROLL ALONG
Robert Hunter, lyricist for the Grateful Dead, is writing songs for the venerable group
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/venues/2008/09/04/new_riders_of_the_purple_sage.aspx
ANOTHER NEW SIR PAUL (FIREMAN) CUT
Which sounds perfectly awful
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=vepDWDUbRrA 

Books
ANCIENT GREECE IS AU COURANT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/oct/01/philosophy.history
So, it is worth thinking about ancient Greece because it brings us a perspective on the way we live now, from our politics to our sense of history. And reading the Greeks is also a source of unbounded enrichment and pleasure. But even more important than all this, perhaps, is the idea of "ancient Greece" not simply as a specific place or a time, but a realm where the imagination, the emotions and the intellect can roam free.

TEA, EN TOTO
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/chinese-tea-4909.html 

And, in the end. . .
COW WOMAN
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Mad_Cow_woman_arrested_for_chasing_kids&in_article_id=334543&in_page_id=2

9/30 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
skylines:
DAILY CONCERT
LISTEN TO THE MOCKINGBIRD:
ALMA GLUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvowyvPJaI 
ON STRANGE HARP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEQOHHE8wYE 
BLUEGRASS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXRxZluTxU
PIANO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkSMHto6a3U
SQUEEZEBOX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAd7nV247w
BRASS BAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_cm66QC58
AND, OF COURSE. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2EBWEyLfI

HAPPY BANNED BOOKS WEEK, SARAH!
http://ala8.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/bannedbooksweek.htm 
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/29/viva-banned-book-week/ 

PEE C. POLICE: NO MORE “MEN’S” AND “LADIES’” ROOMS
Transgender people force rewrite
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3108573/Transgender-students-force-lavatory-change.html

CHEF EATS SPICY CHILI, DIES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3099484/Chef-dies-after-eating-superhot-chilli-for-bet.html
 
I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP---BUT I’M FINE, I’M FINE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7633989.stm

SLIDE SHOW: BIZARRE SIGNS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/3103124/Sign-language-week-18.html 

NOT TINA FEY, BUT. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEW12XLUM7A 

PALIN’S FLING WITH TODD’S EX-BIZ PARTNER
Yessir, good Christian family values on display here.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palins_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481

CARTOON: ALL IN THE GOP FAMILY
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_all_in_the_gop_family.html


And on to news and comment. . .


ROVE CAMP’S PLAN TO STEAL THE ELECTION
http://markcrispinmiller.blogspot.com/2008/09/spoonamore-reveals-plan-to-steal-next.html 
PIGBOY SUBPOENAED IN 2004 ELECTION TAMPERING CASE
http://www.alternet.org/democracy/100881/rove_aide_subpoenaed_in_case_alleging_tampering_with_2004_election/

‘I GHOST-WROTE LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
FOR THE MCCAIN CAMPAIGN’

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/09/24/mccain_letters/ 
I start practicing attractive sentences about Sarah Palin: "Her biggest plus to me is that, besides being amazingly smart and qualified, she managed to remain a woman like us. She is the PTA hockey moms. She is the working mothers of special needs children. She is every caring mother of a challenging teenager."

PALIN CANNOT NAME A SINGLE
SUPREME COURT DECISION---OTHER THAN ROE V. WADE!

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/palin-scotus-silence/

All-melty dollar
PANIC GRIPS WORLD MARKETS---
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/sep/30/wallstreet.marketturmoil
---AND CONGRESS TAKES DAY OFF FOR ROSH HOSHANA!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,581444,00.html 
After the US Representatives drop-kicked the bailout bill, triggering another Black Monday -- and leading to a 777.68 point drop in the Dow Jones industrial average -- Congressmen and women headed home to their constituencies. The occasion is Rosh Hashana, a congressional holiday.
OBAMA: RAISE FDIC LIMIT TO $250K
http://thepage.time.com/2008/09/30/obama-proposes-raising-fdic-limit-to-250000/
NOW HERE’S A TOUGH MCCAIN STATEMENT:
 ‘INACTION IS NOT AN OPTION’

Hahahahahahahahaha
http://thepage.time.com/2008/09/30/mccain-puts-focus-on-iowa/ 
BUSH: ‘PICTURE OF A BEATEN DOG’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/30/bush-beaten-dog/

THOMPSON: ANOTHER MONUMENTAL BUSH FAILURE
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11387 
It will be the final nail into the coffin that will serve forever as the symbol of the Presidency of George W. Bush. Sadly, that coffin will not be used to bury Bush. It will be needed to bury the remains of the nation he destroyed.

LINDORFF: SURPRISE---CONGRESS LISTENED TO VOTERS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/215
 
Serrah
WATCH: PALIN AND SIMMERING MCCAIN SIT DOWN WITH COURIC
http://www.time-blog.com/tuned_in/2008/09/mccain_and_palin_tagteam_couri.html
Let's be fair: John McCain and Sarah Palin weren't claiming that a question from a voter was "gotcha journalism." They were claiming that for Katie Couric to have the temerity to take Palin's answer to a voter seriously was "gotcha journalism." That, of course, makes all the difference.
PALIN SUPPORTER: “IF YOU CAN RUN THE PTA,
YOU CAN RUN THE COUNTRY”

http://www.alternet.org/election08/100871/%27if_you_can_run_the_pta%2C_you_can_run_the_country%27_--_republicans_explain_their_support_for_palin/
CHORUS IS GROWING: PALIN NOT QUALIFIED
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/09/29/zakaria.sarah.palin/index.html
PALIN: VOTER QUESTION---VOTER---IS “GOTCHA JOURNALISM”
Uh, Serrah, you’ve got to be a journalist to engage in “gotcha journalism”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_says_voter_question_gotcha_journalism_0929.html
PALIN ‘CRAMMING’ FOR DEBATE
Sure, she’s really still in high school, anyhow.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/30/us/politics/30palin.html?_r=2&hp&oref=slogin&oref=slogin 
WATCH FOR PALIN TO “TELL HER STORY” (OVER AND OVER)
It's all "selling the narrative"
http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0908/In_reintroduction_Palin_to_do_more_interviews_and_tell_her_story.html

Dishonest John
WHAT WILL MCCAIN TRY NEXT?
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/blog-entry/
You could argue that McCain pulled a Leon Lett yesterday. Lett was the Dallas Cowboys defender who infamously threw a touchdown celebration on the ten yard line only to have the ball stripped away.
MCCAIN CAMPAIGN: FESTOONED WITH LIES
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11408

Lost Angeles
L.A.'S HIDEOUS, CORRUPT SCHOOL DISTRICT EXPOSED
http://witnessla.com/education/2008/admin/lausds-bloated-bureaucracy/
DAILY NEWS PUBLISHES TEACHER SALARIES
http://www.dailynews.com/ci_10579910

Mohammered
WATCH: WAFA SULTAN ON ISLAMIC TERRORISM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ciOGS6r97oE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM4ODjVMc2s 
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/11/international/middleeast/11sultan.html 
GLANVILLE: RESPECT FOR RELIGION MAKES CENSORSHIP THE NORM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/sep/30/pressandpublishing.religion
The firebomb attack this weekend on the publishing house Gibson Square in London was an assault on one of the bravest publishers in the business. Three men were arrested under the Terrorism Act 2000 on Saturday morning, suspected of attempting to set fire to the premises. Martin Rynja, who runs Gibson Square, is due to publish Sherry Jones's novel about Mohammed's wife Aisha, The Jewel of Medina, next month.

Enviro Wacko
CUT DOWN ON MEAT, MILK---SAVE ENVIRO AND YOUR ARTERIES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3107696/Consumers-should-cut-meat-and-milk-intake-to-combat-climate-change.html
IS USING YOUR GARBAGE DISPOSAL BAD FOR THE PLANET?
http://www.slate.com/id/2201176/

People’s Repugnic
LIPTON TEA MILK POWDER RECALLED
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/09/30/asia/AS-Asia-Tainted-Milk.php?pass=true 
TWO-THIRDS OF CHINA DRUGSTORES SELL COUNTERFEIT DRUGS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-counterfeit-medicine-4973.html

Mashed Media
MASS ‘MYSPACE’ DESERTION
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7643827.stm 

Obit
MARGOT GAYLE, NYC PRESERVATIONIST
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/30/nyregion/30gayle.html?ref=obituaries

Oh, by the way. . .
THINK YOU HAVE TROUBLES?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3107900/Girl-who-bleeds-without-being-cut-baffles-doctors.html
BELGIUM COMING APART?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7640176.stm
UNICYCLING ROBOT!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3108800/Robot-that-can-ride-a-unicycle-unveiled-in-Japan.html

And in more important matters. . .

A BASEBALL TEAM BRIDGES ETHNIC ANIMOSITIES IN RURAL CHINA
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/09/30/a-baseball-team-bridges-ethnic-animosities-in-rural-china/

SUMO WRESTLING IS RIGGED, DRUGS ABOUND
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4853100.ece
Sumo wrestlers in weird herpes epidemic
http://www.healthjockey.com/2008/09/30/deadly-herpes-virus-fast-hitting-sumo-wrestlers/

Cheap Gossip
RUSSELL CROWE HAS ‘DEAD KOALA’ ON HIS BACK
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Russell:_My_mullets_like_a_dead_Koala&in_article_id=332560&in_page_id=7 
BATTLE OF THE TITANS! BOY GEORGE VS. GEORGE MICHAEL!
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?Boy_George:_George_Michael_is_a_mess&in_article_id=332472&in_page_id=11 
MORE
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/01/arts/peepwed.php

Books
TAKE THE QUIZ: WHAT ARE THE MOST BANNED OF BOOKS?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/sep/30/wallstreet.marketturmoil

OH, GOD---NOW YOU HAVE TO SWITCH TO BLU-RAY
http://www.slate.com/id/2201240/
 
REMEMBERING PHILANTHROPIST NEWMAN
http://www.slate.com/id/2201116/

And in the end. . .
AMAZING JAPANESE BAR CODES
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/09/29/creative-barcodes-japan-unique-awesome/

9/29 "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
skylines:
DAILY CONCERT
SAVOY TRUFFLE (MONO)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9eEx-M8R8
APPLES, PEACHES, BANANAS AND PEARS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QffUFW0ltM  
APPLES PEACHES PUMPKIN PIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x07oQVsFVDs
VEGETABLES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noy1WTESmgY
COCOANUT WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7LUHHLIRQI
APPLES PEACHES PUMPKIN PIE POLKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww4GiJLzarQ
CANDYMAN (SAMMY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecJaqMqQLc
CANDYMAN (GRATEFUL DEAD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avQeuBPjOVs |

SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN FIRST HOLLYWOOD MARRIAGE!
Many more to come!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7641267.stm 

Lost Angeles
GUNMAN OPENS FIRE ON BEATIFIC VENICE FESTIVAL
This town is cooked
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-venice30-2008sep30,0,404630.story 

COMING OCT. 3: RELIGULOUS
http://www.lionsgate.com/religulous/ 

WATCH: THE OBAMA GIRL/RALPH NADER SHOW
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/26/odd-couple-obama-girl-and_n_129487.html 

If there is anyone left in the world who has not seen Tina Fey’s latest fantastic Palin impersonation. . .
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/27/tina-fey-as-sarah-palin-k_n_129956.html 

ANGRY JOHN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzvgmRXx5VM 

SIGN IT: “STOP PAULSON’S PLUNDER”
http://www.democrats.com/stop-paulsons-plunder?source=dlindorff%40mindspring.com

CARTOON: BAILOUT BANDITS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/cartoon/2008/sep/29/george.bush.gordon.brown 


And on to news and comment. . .

HERE SHE IS, KIDDIES---YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT
She’ll be up there on Rushmore one day. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnT9W0ONycc 

SLIGHT SANITY PREVAILS AS HOUSE REJECTS 'BAILOUT'
Your fine, principled representatives were afraid of being voted out. . .
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/financial_meltdown
"We're all worried about losing our jobs," Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., declared in an impassioned speech in support of the bill before the vote. "Most of us say, 'I want this thing to pass, but I want you to vote for it — not me.' "

LINDORFF: THE POWER OF 'NO'
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/214
Incredible! This time, when the People spoke, Congress listened. At least 228 members of the House listened. They voted early this afternoon to reject the Bush Administration's scaremongering, and the cowardly Democratic Congressional leadership's attempt at ducking and covering by attaching some meaningless verbiage to what remains a case of legalized highway robbery. At least for the moment, the bailout scam is killed.

HEIL, PAULSON!
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-assess29-2008sep29,0,7459524.story

OBAMA: ‘BAILOUT’ IS NOT A ‘BLANK CHECK’
Nah, it’s not blank---it’s just $700 Billion. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_claims_stake_in_new_Wall_0928.html 

UH. . .BIPARTISAN MCCAIN DIDN’T SPEAK TO ANY DEMOCRATS ABOUT ‘BAILOUT’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/28/mccain-talks-bailout/ 

NO GRAND JURY FOR SLIMY FORMER A.G. GONZALEZ
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/28/AR2008092801057.html?hpid=topnews 

WATCH: THESE DOPES COULD DECIDE YOUR FUTURE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/29/uselections2008.sarahpalin 

Serrah
ALMOST $1 MILLION DONATED
TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD IN PALIN'S NAME!
http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/?last_story=/mwt/broadsheet/2008/09/27/palin_competition/
PALIN ‘COULD RISE TO MEDIOCRITY’ IN DEBATE---BROOKS
There is a sympathy factor now. . .If the idiot speaks in complete sentences, media will say she “held her own”. . .
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/09/26/2008-09-26_using_sarah_palin_for_fund_raising_plann.html
WILL FEY’S PARODY HELP PALIN?
http://www.time-blog.com/tuned_in/2008/09/tina_fey_palins_worst_enemy_or.html 
JOURNALISTS CUTTING PALIN SLACK?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/29/media-censor-palin/ 
PALIN---THE ULTIMATE CHRISTIAN FASCIST WET DREAM
http://www.alternet.org/election08/100707/sarah_palin%2C_21st_century_theocrat/ 
With her vice presidential nomination, Sarah Palin has become the ultimate religious-right success story. Ever since the Christian Coalition was formed using the infrastructure of Pat Robertson's 1988 presidential run, the movement has focused on building power from the ground up, turning conservative churches into little political machines. "I would rather have a thousand school board members than one president and no school board members," Christian Coalition head Ralph Reed said in 1996. Palin, who got her start in a local church-backed political struggle, is very much the product of Reed's strategy.

Jesus H. Christ!
MAYOR ‘JUST WONDERING’ IF OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/28/obama-antichrist-nc/ 

OBAMA IS UP BY EIGHT POINTS IN THE POLLS
Rope-a-dope seems to be working
http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/09/29/obama-surges-to-8-pt-lead-in-gallup-tracking/ 

People's Repugnic
CADBURY RECALLS CHINA CANDY BARS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/sep/29/cadburyschweppes.china

Iraq and Roll
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER 27 DEAD
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/29/world/middleeast/29iraq.html?_r=1&ref=world&oref=slogin 

Comment
BROWN: OBAMA BEATS MCCAIN WITH ‘ROPE-A-DOPE?’
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11412
PUT $700 BILLION IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20884.htm
WHITNEY: TROUBLE IN BANKTOPIA
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20883.htm 

Mashed Media
BROKAW’S ‘FAIRNESS’ FACTS PULLED OUT OF
THIN AIR TO MAKE MCCAIN LOOK BETTER

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/28/meet-the-press-brokaws-fairness-facts-pulled-out-of-thin-air-to-make-mccain-look-better/
“In fairness to everybody here, I’m just going to end on one note and that is that we continue to poll on who is best equipped to be Commander in Chief, John McCain continues to lead in that category, despite the criticism from Barack Obama by a factor of 53 to 42 percent in our latest NBC/WSJ poll.”
KURZ: ‘SUBSTANTIVE’ PRESS IS TAKEN FOR A SPIN
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/28/AR2008092802587_pf.html
Christian Broadcasting Network's David Brody asked Axelrod about the "body language," saying: "John McCain didn't make eye contact at all." Another reporter wondered whether McCain had been "patronizing" in dismissing Obama's lack of foreign-policy experience. A third asked whether McCain had hurled "insults" at his opponent.

Freedom of what?
DENVER COPS LAUGH ABOUT BEATING PROTESTERS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Denver_cops_get_Tshirts_that_mock_0928.html
"We get up early, to beat the crowds," the shirt reads, followed by "2008 DNC." The words flank a grinning police officer holding a baton.
COPS TASER 16-YEAR-OLD MOM HOLDING BABY
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=3363cc2a-e922-4d0f-8444-d72e485dcba6

A little good news!
FATHER OF INTENDED SEX CRIME VICTIM KILLS ATTACKER
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/17576601/detail.html

Animals in the news!
LEATHERBACK TURTLES RETURN TO FEAST ON JELLYFISH
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/28/BAI31353SK.DTL 

Oh, by the way. . .
‘TYPHOON DAY’ IN TAIWAN
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/taiwan-typhoon-jangmi-4908.html 
MAOISTS POSTPONE ‘MISS NEPAL’ PAGAENT AGAIN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7641680.stm
WHERE TO OLD CLOTHES END UP? TRY HAITI
http://www.reason.com/news/show/127435.html 
GERMANS SAY ‘NEIN’ TO ‘STREET GOOGLE’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,581177,00.html 

And in more important matters. . .

P.J. O’ ROURKE ON HIS CANCER
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-orourke28-2008sep28,0,3317114.story 

Where ya goin’?
SLIDESHOW: WEEKEND IN WONDERFUL TAIPEI
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/03/02/travel/0302-36HOURS_index.html
http://travel.nytimes.com/2006/02/12/travel/12going.html 
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=980DE3DF1F39F932A15757C0A960958260 
http://www.taiwandc.org/ 
FEASTING AT THE TABLE OF TAIPEI
http://travel.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/travel/21Taipei.html?8dpc 

Film
MAHER TAKES TALENT FOR “HERESY” TO SCREEN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/29/DD7D13549F.DTL
Whenever the topic of religion was broached on HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher," the host had to cut himself off before he'd had his complete say. It's the subject Maher says he feels the most passionate about. But there wasn't time even on his own talk show to express the ardent feelings of someone raised as a churchgoing Roman Catholic who now hovers between being an agnostic and an atheist.
SEQUEL TO “BELLE DE JOUR”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/sep/29/belle.dejour

MITCHELL: YOUNG REPORTER’S MEMORY OF NEWMAN
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003855861 
A 1981 INTERVIEW WITH THE GREAT MR. NEWMAN
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0929/p25s01-almo.html 

Musique
SIR PAUL RELEASES NEW ‘FIREMAN’ ALBUM
http://www.paulmccartney.com/news.php#1453/2008-09 
Preview a cut: “Lifelong Passion”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XWm9xWmDSY 
New “Mystery Tour Memories” DVD released
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BWYTAS?ie=UTF8&tag=abbeyrdsbeatlesp&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B001BWYTAS 
PLANT: NO LED ZEPPELIN TOUR OR ALBUM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7637372.stm
DAVID CROSBY’S FAVORITE TUNES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/sep/29/david.crosby.playlist
AMID SHOES AND JEWELS, A MIGHTY, MIGHTY SOUND
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/29/arts/music/29wana.html?ei=5070&emc=eta1 
The more than 10,000 pipes it had originally were deemed insufficient for the atrium, so thousands were added over the years. (There are now 28,482.) But as the store changed hands over the last century, the organ fell into disrepair. In the mid-1990s only about 20 percent of the pipes and two of the six keyboards were usable. It is now fully functioning.

WORLD’S LARGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE!
Aside from the U.S. economy. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/29/international/i070856D34.DTL 

For Art’s Sake
AL FRESCO GALLERY IN ICELAND
Yoko’s “Peace Tower” is just the tip of the iceberg. . .
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/09/29/an-alfresco-arctic-art-gallery-warms-the-soul-in-iceland/

And in the end. . .
SALVIA VIDEOS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Warning_over_YouTube_LSD_Lite_craze&in_article_id=330369&in_page_id=34 
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=SALVIA+&search_type=&aq=-1&oq= 


9/26"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
skylines:
DAILY CONCERT
HAYWIRE MAC: AIN'T WE CRAZY
?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyDcBR3ztF8
GNARLS BARKLEY: CRAZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
19TH NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_N0h_KyOc
KILLING FLOOR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KOtOsFTFeE
YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyMsoAIIByM
MONEY IS KING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW93c_7O6Ak
MONEY BECOMES KING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-8iu31eVoA
THE END

GONDOLIERS FOR OBAMA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25jhBVaiQw0 

JET-MAN CROSSES ENGLISH CHANNEL!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/sep/26/aeronautics

LATEST SHOTS OF GORGEOUS AMY WINEHOUSE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Shoeless_Winehouse_balls_it_up_again&in_article_id=328324&in_page_id=7 

SIR PAUL PLAYS FOR ISRAEL
Sing’s Sir John’s “Give Peace a Chance”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7636360.stm
HELLO GOODBYE ISRAEL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFonR7TLioA

Quotatious: "We, we do, it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to, to our state."---our next next president, Sarah Palin.

YER PREZ-DENT:
“IF MONEY ISN’T LOOSENED UP, THIS SUCKER COULD GO DOWN.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/business/26bailout.html?_r=2&hp&oref=slogin&oref=slogin 
Bell cartoon
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/cartoon/2008/sep/26/bush.panic

LINDORFF: STOP THE BAILOUT---THROW THEM ALL OUT
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/213 
You wanna throw them all out? Start here:
http://throwthemallout.synthasite.com/ 

PHONE/E-MAIL CONGRESS TO STOP THE BAILOUT
http://www.votesmart.org/

BAILOUT OUTRAGE RACES ACROSS WEB
http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/sep2008/db20080924_430418.htm 

CRAZY JOHN:
NOW EARMARKS CAUSED THE MELTDOWN!

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/25/mccain-crisis-earmarks/ 

UMM. . .MCCAIN SUSPENDED WHICH CAMPAIGN?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/26/jeffrey-toobin-ummm-can-we-please-stop-saying-mccain-suspended-his-campaign-already/

LETTERMAN STILL PISSED AT MCCAIN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/25/politics/p063309D05.DTL

And on to Serrah news and comment. . .

PALIN SPEAKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzDYF7KGdag 

ANTI-GIFT PALIN. . .TOOK $25,000 IN GIFTS
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/25/AR2008092503988.html?nav=rss_politics/elections 

THIS VIDEO SAYS IT ALL, PALIN-WISE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGd96dWnD-E 
And if you don’t remember the original source. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww 
WOW WOW WOW. . .EVEN IF YOU SAW THIS, WATCH AGAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv6CRObROV0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWDGEaQty_s 
AND THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIrwhJ37fJ4 

SERRAH DECLARES VICTORY IN IRAQ!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/26/palin-victory-iraq/ 

SERRAH LINKS 9/11, IRAQ (AGAIN)
http://www.vetvoice.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=1946 

RAINEY: IF PALIN WAS LUCKY,
NO ONE LISTENED TO HER COURIC INTERVIEW

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-onthemedia26-2008sep26,0,7467803.story 

And on to comment. . .

KALL: RACHEL CARSON ROLLS IN HER GRAVE,
AS COWBOY MCCAIN MAKES BUSH LOOK LIKE A GENIUS

http://www.opednews.com/articles/Rachel-Carson-Rolls-In-Her-by-Rob-Kall-080926-174.html 

MORFORD: 700 BILLION FLUFFY NOTHINGS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/24/notes092408.DTL&hw=MORFORD&sn=002&sc=365 

And on to the general vale of tears. . .

RUSSIA GIVES CHAVEZ A BILLION FOR ARMS
Thanks for encouraging him, Serrah!
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/26/america/27chavez-fw.php 

NOW CHINESE CANDY IS POISONED
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7637001.stm 

Jesus H. Christ!
EVANGELIST TONY ALAMO---ER, BERNIE HOFFMAN---
BUSTED IN CHILD SEX CASE

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/childporn.alamo/index.html
Alamo Ministries
http://www.alamoministries.com/ 
Remember the Alamo: The Second Coming of Tony
http://www.pfo.org/rememberalamo.htm 
Short memories are not necessarily the product of dementia. Many Christians have short memories when it comes to old cult leaders. These aberrant teachers reinvent themselves even after major failures, prophetic misses, glaring exposés, and even jail time. One such leader is Tony Alamo, (it is correctly pronounced A-lam'-o). Alamo was highly influential from the 1960s into the 1980s, in spite of his checkered past, weird propensities, and documented abuse. In his early beginnings, Alamo formed the Music Square Church, also known as the Holy Alamo Christian Church Consecrated (nowadays they have dropped the word "Consecrated"). Alamo gained even more attention from the national media when he kept the embalmed body of his wife Susan on display for a number of months. She died April 8, 1982, of cancer, despite the claim that she would be healed through prayer. Alamo had his followers kneeling by her coffin in shifts around the clock praying and expecting her to rise from the dead.

Mashed Media
SIX YEARS IN GITMO: A JOURNALIST’S TALE
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1844512,00.html 
Both John McCain and Barack Obama have said they would shut the U.S. military detention facility at Guantánamo Bay, where about 250 men remain behind bars — some in their eighth year of captivity. But neither presidential candidate has outlined when and how they plan to do it. One man ready to offer them some free advice on the problem of Guantánamo is Sami Al-Hajj, an al-Jazeera TV cameraman recently freed, without facing charges, after six and a half years at Guantánamo. "It's worse than the fire of Hell," he wrote two years ago from his cell to his British attorney, Clive Stafford Smith. "It makes people lose their senses. Death may come at any time."

Enviro Wacko
L.A.’S HYDROGEN STATION
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/24/business/businessspecial2/24hydro.html?scp=3&sq=los%20angeles&st=cse
HEROES OF THE ENVIRONMENT, 2008
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1841778_1841816,00.html

Animals in the news. . .
NEW SHOES FOR BEAR WITH BURNED PAWS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Boots_for_a_paw-ly_bear&in_article_id=327307&in_page_id=64

Oh, by the way. . .
MMM-MM! HUMAN ICE CREAM!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/25/national/a121422D82.DTL
INDEPENDENCE FOR CORFU?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/26/greece

And in more important matters. . .

ASTOUNDING PHOTO OF THE WEEK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/09/26/eawhale126.xml

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY IN NEW YORK. . .
It might wind up on a hit website
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/09/25/new-yorkers-say-the-darndest-things-%e2%80%93-and-%e2%80%9cspies%e2%80%9d-await-them/ 

Bands, artists performing full albums more
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0926/p25s07-almp.html 

Twiggy at 59: I hated how I looked in the ‘60’s
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/09/26/botwiggy126.xml 

For Art’s Sake
INVEST IN ASIAN ART
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/27/arts/melik27.php?pass=true

Film
REVIEW: ‘THE CLASS’
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/26/arts/26clas.php 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/0925/

Where ya goin’?
PARIS IN PETALUMA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/24/NSUM12JE35.DTL&type=travel 
VENICE IN VENICE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/citybreaks/3078385/Venice-for-less-than-200-Introduction.html 

Books
THE BEST BARS ARE IN NOVELS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/sep/26/pub.crawl.books.orwell

And in the end. . .
BUSHPORN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3084468/British-artist-makes-portrait-of-George-W-Bush-and-Paris-Hilton-from-porn.html
And. . .
HERE, KITTY!
http://www.metro.co.uk/media/viral.html?in_page_id=55&in_mediaext_item_id=181460

9/25"You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
skylines:
DAILY CONCERT
beatles instrumentals by others:

MICHAEL CHAPDELAINE: COME TOGETHER
http://www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/10226/1/
OSAMU KITAJIMA: I FEEL FINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqyonlhGyGw
JAKE SHIMABUKURO: WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9mEKMz2Pvo
KOTARO OHSIO AND JAKE SHIMABURKURO: IN MY LIFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9mEKMz2Pvo
beatles instrumentals by themselves:
HELLO GOODBYE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUxlN7sEfg4 
CRY FOR A SHADOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibRtJCXeOIw
HELP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffdsgbWqKQ8

76-YEAR-OLD CHEETA THE CHIMP RELEASES AUTOBIOGRAPHY
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/09/24/bocheetah124.xml
Related:
POOR NUTBALL AMERICANS BELIEVE IN GUARDIAN ANGELS
Yeah, they’ll get us out of Iraq, Depression. . .
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1842179,00.html 

MAN SLICES CHEDDAR, CHARGED WITH BATTERY
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/ 

WATCH: MCCAIN CANCELS LETTERMAN OVER ECONOMIC CRISIS---
THEN DOES COURIC’S SHOW
Dave has a few things to say about it
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/24/john-mccain-cancels-lette_n_128998.html

McCAIN’S CAMPAIGN MANAGER ‘QUIT’ LOBBYING FIRM HE FOUNDED---
SO WHY DOES MCCAIN CAMPAIGN SEND CHECKS TO THE FIRM?

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_campaign_paid_Davis_firm_months_0925.html


And on to Serrah News and Comment:

Serrah
WOLF: PALIN AND THE COMING POLICE STATE
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/the-battle-plan-ii-sarah_b_128393.html
Almost everyone I work with on projects related to this campaign for liberty has been experiencing computer harassment: emails are stripped, messages disappear. That's not all: people's bank accounts are being tampered with: wire transfers to banks vanish in midair. I personally keep opening bank accounts that are quickly corrupted by fraud. Money vanishes. Coworkers of mine have to keep opening new email accounts as old ones become infected. And most disturbingly to me personally is the mail tampering I have both heard of and experienced firsthand. My tax returns vanished from my mailbox. All my larger envelopes arrive ripped straight open apparently by hand. When I show the postman, he says "That's impossible." Horrifyingly to me is the impact on my family. My childrens' report cards are returned again and again though perfectly addressed; their invitations are turned back; and my daughters many letters from camp? Vanished. All of them. Not one arrived. Try explaining that to a smart thirteen year old. Try explaining it in a way that still makes her feel secure and comfortable.

WATCH: PALIN PRAYS WITH THE “CHRISTIAN” WITCH HUNTER
Listen to those around her “speaking in tongues”. . .This is like a really bad Stephen King novel. . .
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/100149/shocking_footage_of_palin_praying_with_%27witch_hunter%27/ 

PALIN: “I’LL. . .TRY AND FIND SOME AND BRING ‘EM TO YA!”
Incredible: She can’t give Couric examples of McCain being reformer
HERE’S THE EXCHANGE:
Couric: But he's been in Congress for 26 years. He's been chairman of the powerful Commerce Committee. And he has almost always sided with less regulation, not more.

Palin: He's also known as the maverick though, taking shots from his own party, and certainly taking shots from the other party. Trying to get people to understand what he's been talking about - the need to reform government.

Couric: But can you give me any other concrete examples? Because I know you've said Barack Obama is a lot of talk and no action. Can you give me any other examples in his 26 years of John McCain truly taking a stand on this?

Palin: I can give you examples of things that John McCain has done, that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that is what America needs today.

Couric: I'm just going to ask you one more time - not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation.

Palin: I'll. . .try to find you some and I'll bring ‘em to ya.
HERE’S THE CLIP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpb7z_PjbAs 
FULL INTERVIEW:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/24/eveningnews/main4476173.shtml?source=mostpop_story 

MCCAIN STOPS PALIN FROM ANSWERING QUESTION
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/24/ill-get-back-to-you-when-pressed-palin-cant-give-specifics-on-mccains-pro-regulation-record/ 
McCain then looked around the room and gestured as if to welcome questions. The AP reporter shouted a question at Gov. Palin (”Governor, what have you learned from your meetings?”) but McCain aide Brooke Buchanan intervened and shepherded everybody out of the room. Palin looked surprised, leaned over to McCain and asked him a question, to which your pooler thinks he shook his head as if to say “No.”
SO WHO’S RUNNING ALASKA?
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11371 

PALIN SCHMOOZES WITH MURDOCH
Not since Frankenstein met the Wolf Man. . .
http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/0908/Palin_schmoozes_with_Murdoch.html?showall 

SERRAH’S EARRINGS!
Warning: these close-ups are terrifying
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2008/sep/25/fashion.sarahpalin?picture=337968486 

And on to news and comment. . .

WHY $700 BILLION? “WE JUST WANTED A REALLY LARGE NUMBER!”
We are not making this stuff up!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/24/treasury-large-number/ 

LINDORFF: ‘BAILOUT’ IS IRAQ ALL OVER AGAIN
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/212 
Talk about déjà vu. Remember when Bush and his cabinet officers were running all over in late 2002 crying wolf about Iraq’s supposed nukes, and threatening that inaction on a war resolution by the Congress would leave them to blame when the “mushroom cloud” appeared over some American city?
Well, now they’re doing it again, this time claiming that economic Armageddon faces the US and even the global economy if Congress doesn’t hand over all power over the economy to the Secretary of the Treasury in absolute contravention of the most fundamental principle of the Constitution, which establishes that the budget be in the control of Congress.

JUST LIKE IRAQ: BUSH CLAIMS ‘BAILOUT’ WILL PAY FOR ITSELF!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/25/bailout-payback/ 

TEN WAYS TO BAIL OUT WALL STREET---
WITHOUT SOAKING TAXPAYERS

http://www.alternet.org/workplace/100223/10_ways_to_bail_out_wall_street_%28and_main_street%29_without_soaking_taxpayers_in_debt/
Wall Street and speculators should pay now for the mess they created.
Instead of borrowing from the super-wealthy beneficiaries of the casino economy, we should tax them.
Any bailout should stimulate the real economy with investments in Main Street, not just Wall Street.

A LITTLE GOOD $CRISIS$ NEWS: MALL DEVELOPERS HURTING!
http://www.costar.com/News/Article.aspx?id=171FCB804DFECBA8BE9EC38F43138545&ref=1&src=rss 

Fear Factor
MORE IRAQ RERUN: HOW BUSH IS PLAYING TO FEAR
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/25/bush-amps-up-the-fear-factor-in-economic-speech/ 
A FRIGHTENED PRESIDENT TRIES TO SCARE THE PUBLIC INTO SUPPORTING ‘BAILOUT’
http://www.alternet.org/story/100235/a_frightened_president_tries_to_scare_american_public_on_bailout/ 
CLEMONS: IT’S A 9/11 REPLAY---ASKING FOR SWEEPING POWERS, SCARING THE PUBLIC
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/2008/09/bush_does_a_911/ 

Dishonest John
BROWN: EXCUSE ME WHILE I CANCEL THE CAMPAIGN. . .TO CAMPAIGN
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11374
MCCAIN CAMPAIGN MANAGER TOOK MONEY FROM FREDDIE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/24/uselections2008.johnmccain1 

Comment
KLEIN: RETURN TO AGE OF ACTIVISM
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1844157,00.html
Obama's Infrastructure Bank illustrates two other principles that could work to the next President's advantage. First, at a cost of $6 billion per year, it is less than 1/100th the size of the proposed financial bailout — a lot of programs that used to sound big seem like peanuts now. Second, it is a program that would create jobs and strengthen the economy.
RAIMUNDO: DECLINE AND FALL OF THE OLD REPUBLIC
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11371 
I'll be watching it all from a respectful distance, far from the center of the corruption, consoling myself with the thought that at least it won't be boring.

Enviro Wacko
GORE URGES ‘CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE’ TO STOP COAL PLANTS
http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/2008/09/bush_does_a_911/

Mass Murdoch
PROFILE: RUPERT---A MAN UTTERLY WITHOUT CHARM
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/10/wolff200810?printable=true&currentPage=all
He’s without introspection and self-analysis and doesn’t like to talk about the past. What’s more, he mumbles terribly (and with a heavy Aussie accent) and seldom finishes a sentence.

Oh, by the way. . .
PILOTS WHO SLEPT AT CONTROLS. . .ALLOWED BACK TO WORK!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7635169.stm
MOST AMERICANS OPPOSE MANDATORY MINIMUM SENTENCES
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0925/p02s01-usju.html
SURROGATE MOTHERHOOD IS BIG BUSINESS IN INDIA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,580209,00.html 
POISONED CHINESE MILK MAY REACH MILLIONS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/tainted-milk-victims-millions-4634.html 
QUEEN’S REQUEST FOR FUNDS TURNED DOWN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/3077512/Queen-asks-Parliament-for-millions-of-extra-funding.html 
CHINESE ASTRONAUTS ALOFT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7634404.stm

Obit
SINGER CONNIE HAINES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/25/arts/music/25haines.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin

And in more important matters. . .

Musique
SIR PAUL HIRES 5,000 GUARDS FOR BIG $$ FOR ISRAEL CONCERT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3078864/Sir-Paul-McCartney-spends-1.5-million-on-security-for-Israel-concert.html
WATCH: SIR PAUL GOES TO BETHLEHEM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7635169.stm
BEATLEMANIA, 40 YEARS LATE
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1843945,00.html
KINKS REUNION HINGES ON DAVE DAVIES
Ray’s brother is recovering from stroke, health problems
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/sep/25/kinks.raydavies 
WATCH: REMEMBERING THE GREAT NEW ORLEANS DRUMMER, EARL PALMER
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/24/cls-late-nite-music-club-remembers-earl-palmer/ 

PICS OF THE DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/3079316/Pictures-of-the-day-25-September-2008.html 

RUSSIA BANS ‘SIMPSONS,’ ‘SOUTH PARK’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/3074454/Russia-to-ban-Simpsons-and-South-Park.html 

SPAGHETTI KING IS TUNISIAN!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,580450,00.html

Film
PLOT OF NEW ‘BOND’ REVEALED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3078643/Quantum-of-Solace-Details-of-new-James-Bond-film-emerge.html 

Books
THE MOST DARING STUNTS OF THE PAST 30 YEARS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2008/sep/24/photography?picture=337945156
HISTORICAL MORMON LIES, FIASCOS
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/18/AR2008091802463.html
Throughout Devil's Gate, Roberts shows great sympathy for the travelers but none for those who set them in motion. He demonstrates that Young's handcart scheme was based on a gross underestimate of the labor involved in pushing carts 1,300 miles across plains and over mountains. The plan was also poorly executed, with most of the carts hastily constructed of green wood that warped and shattered on the road. Young's hurry to populate Utah with Mormons prevented the laggards from stopping for the winter and thereby condemned some 220 persons to death, mainly by exposure.

And in the end. . .
WATERFALLS
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=WATERFALLS&btnG=Search+Images

9/24
P.J. CORKERY, R.I.P.

P.J. Corkery, Rense at Washington Square Bar and Grill, 2006.

http://www.riprense.com/corkery.htm

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/24/BA82133MP3.DTL&hw=obituaries&sn=002&sc=967

http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/Former_columnist_Corkery_dies_at_61.html
Interview
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5039509655991114701
And
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQCPifM-p8

9/23  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
Lesser known Beatles
SOMETHING (demo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID-1IoLMoeM
BAD TO ME (demo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIzOjtET1f8
ONE AND ONE IS TWO (demo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFK-1E5-Esg
I'M IN LOVE (demo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dIDNGuZaQ
THAT MEANS A LOT (outtake)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYlR2PpsjNo
I'LL BE ON MY WAY (BBC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTZRe11svE
THE HONEYMOON SONG (BBC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnalvXhTHw8
THAT'LL BE THE DAY (1958!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMEAxyNXGRg
FIRST BBC RADIO APPEARANCE:
DREAM BABY/MEMPHIS/WONDERFUL PICTURE OF YOU (PETE BEST ON DRUMS)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6fczKw0txg

MAN SLICED IN HALF, SURVIVES
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Miraculous_survival_of_man_sliced_in_half_by_train&in_article_id=321788&in_page_id=64

NEW HARRY POTTER FILM WILL GET IMAX/3-D TREATMENT
http://www.cinematical.com/2008/09/22/harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince-gets-the-3d-imax-treatm/

DESIGNER VAGINA TREND “WORRYING”
The Rip Post staff has been up all night. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7629897.stm

LOOK VERY CAREFULLY AT THESE BREASTS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Look_very_carefully_at_these_breasts...&in_article_id=321530&in_page_id=34

CARTOON: MCCAIN DIAGNOSIS
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_dr_phils_diagnosis_of_mccains_health.html 

And on to jolly news and comment. . .

LINDORFF: JUST THINKING ALOUD HERE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/210
Bush's Treasury Secretary, former Goldman Sachs investment banker Hank Paulson, and Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke, are calling for a no-strings-attached handout to rescue these screw-ups and con men which is in the range of $700 billion to $1 trillion.Now I'm thinking about what that same indescribably vast amount of federal money could do if it were applied to more important things than rescuing a bunch of crooked banks.

CEO MURDERED BY MOB OF SACKED WORKERS!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4810644.ece

Golden Fleece
THE GREATEST THEFT IN HISTORY
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/99895/let%27s_stop_the_greatest_theft_in_the_history_of_humankind/ 
America will give between US$700-$800 billion to the Treasury to buy any bank assets it wants, on any terms, with no possible legal recourse. It is an invitation to abuse of power unparalleled in American history, in which ill-paid civil servants will set prices on the portfolios of the banking system with no oversight and no threat of legal penalty.
TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE ‘BAILOUT’
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/99876/10_things_you_should_know_about_bush%27s_trillion_dollar_fleecing_plan/ 
The bailout will happen simply to avoid that depression. But depressions have some salutary effects - the scoundrels go belly up, the weakest get purged, and in the wake of the disaster, people demand strict regulation of the money lenders to keep their greed and predatory behavior in check, and government spends money on the real economy to put people back to work.

WHITNEY: HAIL CAESAR! (Paulson) THE DAYS OF THE REPUBLIC ARE OVER
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20839.htm

LOBBYISTS RALLY TO STOP DODD’S
ALTERNATIVE BAILOUT PROPOSAL

http://thehill.com/business--lobby/lobbyists-seek-change-to-language-2008-09-22.html
The Proposal
http://banking.senate.gov/public/_files/SummaryDoddproposal92208.pdf

EVEN NUTTY NEWT IS AGAINST THIS THING
http://primebuzz.kcstar.com/?q=node/14552

MCCAIN: I’M GLAD I DEREGULATED WALL STREET
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/21/mccain-deregulation/
MCCAIN HAS STRONG TIES TO LOBBYISTS AT CENTER OF BAILOUT
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/22/mccain-campaign-lobbies-bailout/ 

EUROPE TO PAULSON: YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN!
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/23/europe-to-paulson-youre-on-your-own/
GERMANS REFUSE TO HELP
“The world shouldn’t have to bear the burden for America’s lapses.”
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,579880,00.html 

GEORGE WILL REJECTS MCCAIN
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/22/AR2008092202583.html 

MALIKI: BUSH EXTENDED TROOP STAY TO HELP MCCAIN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/23/maliki-bush-mccain-iraq/

Serrah
CRAZY BILL CLINTON PRAISES THE PALINS!
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/09/the_palin_effect_bill_clinton.html
PALIN WILL COOPERATE WITH ‘TROOPERGATE’ INVESTIGATION---
PROVIDED IT IS RUN BY PEOPLE SHE CAN FIRE

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/22/politics/p174621D92.DTL
PALIN HAS EXPERIENCE, ALL RIGHT---85 DAYS IN HER STATE CAPITAL
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/23/palin-attendance/
TAKE A LOOK AT PALIN’S INSANE ‘CHURCH’
These “Christian” cretins are the USA’s Taliban
http://www.alternet.org/election08/98703/very_bizarre_%27holy_laughter_annointing%27_theology_at_sarah_palin%27s_juneau_church/

Mashed Media
LUDICROUS MCCAIN PUFF PIECE OF THE WEEK
Yeah, the media are really out to get him. . .
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/23/america/mccain.php?pass=true
SEX AND PUSSY IN THE L.A. TIMES
The word “sex” appears almost daily on page one. . .See today’s pussy picture
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/tale_of_two_news_websites.php

Electile Dysfunction
MCCAIN CAMPAIGN WHINING ABOUT MEAN OL’ MEDIA AGAIN
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/23/europe-to-paulson-youre-on-your-own/ 
BUSH INSIDER CALLS OBAMA “UPPITY”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/21/mccain-deregulation/ 
BIDEN ON MCCAIN COMPUTER ILLITERACY AD
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Biden_Ad_mocking_McCain_computer_illiteracy_0923.html
VOTERS (BARELY) BLAMING REPUGNICANS FOR FINANCIAL MELTDOWN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Meltdown_Voters_blaming_GOP_for_financial_0922.html

Lost Angeles
L.A. CITY COUNCIL CLOSES STREETS OUTSIDE SCIENTOLOGY HQ---EVERY WEEKEND
http://laist.com/2008/09/22/nonscientologists_live_on_l_ron_hub.php

Oh, by the way. . .
THE HEDONIST MUSLIMS OF DUBAI
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/22/mideast/dubai.php
NEANDERTHALS ENJOYED SEAFOOD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/sep/22/neanderthals.diet

And in more important matters. . .

Animals in the news!
HOW ANTI-POVERTY PROGRAM
SAVED GORGEOUS CHINA MONKEY


Baby white-headed langur
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/23/healthscience/23monk.php

CHEAP GOSSIP: CLOONEY RETURNING TO ER?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7630881.stm

Musique
HOW THE CLASSICAL CONCERT TOOK SHAPE
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/musical/2008/09/08/080908crmu_music_ross?currentPage=all
Public concerts didn’t become widespread until after 1800, and well into the nineteenth century they took the form of “miscellanies”—eclectic affairs at which all kinds of music were played before audiences that seldom sat still or quieted down.

Health
DON’T LAUGH AT THESE OLD WIVES TALES
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/health/old-wives-tales-4581.html

Light Reading
HE HATES PERFUME
http://www.moreintelligentlife.com/story/he-hates-perfume

Where ya goin’?
POST HASTE TO CAPE WRATH
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/sep/23/scotland.green

Books
REVIEW OF NEW PHILIP ROTH NOVEL
---DONE AS SATIRE

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/sep/23/fiction

And in the end. . .
AUTUMN
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=AUTUMN
 

9/22  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
Lesser known Beatles
BECAUSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9W-yAorrps 
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5me-9eZxDQ
AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4opGA4o8ag
12-BAR ORIGINAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKw8RpvxmVA
DREAM BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6fczKw0txg
I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT DOWN AND CRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBwkYlcT6eQ
SO HOW COME NO ONE WANTS ME?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8dXJREM450
LET IT BE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FQtr4E5DwE
YESTERDAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCjaiXmUb0

ZAPPA’S “JOE’S GARAGE” TO GET PREMIERE---29 YEARS LATE
http://www.laweekly.com/2008-09-18/stage/racy-against-time/

DOWNLOAD MOORE’S “SLACKER” FEATURE FILM---FREE
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=234

RUBBER DUCKS FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3044739/Rubber-ducks-help-scientists-understand-global-warming.html 

HALLUCINOGENIC CHOCOLATES DOOM BERLIN SWEET SHOP
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/life/chocolates-drugs-berlin-4224.html 

LEDERHOSEN SCANDAL!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,579729,00.html 

GATEMOUTH BROWN’S GRAVE WASHED AWAY BY IKE
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2008/09/even_dead_seemed_to_try_to_fle.php

PROSECUTE BUSH FOR MURDER
http://www.prosecutegeorgebush.com/

And on to jolly news and comment. . .

LINDORFF: THE BAILOUT WILL KILL THE DOLLAR
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/209 
But besides the direct bill handed to taxpayers for this gigantic con, there is the fact that adding that much to the national debt is also going to drive the dollar down precipitously against foreign currencies. We’re already seeing that happen, even while they’re just talking about the bailout. The dollar is falling against all major currencies—the Euro, the Yen, the Renminbi and the British pound. And it will continue to fall as the details of the bailout come out.


THIS YEAR’S WALL STREET BONUSES: $39 BILLION!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/22/39-billion-the-wall-street-bonuses-for-the-big-five-investment-banks-last-year/
Those 2007 bonuses were paid even though the shareholders in those firms last year collectively lost about $74 billion in stock declines — their worst year since 2002.

FLASH! JOHN MCCAIN SAYS ECONOMY IN CRISIS!
Tomorrow he will reveal that we are now in the 21st century
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/22/politics/p044157D35.DTL&tsp=1
MCCAIN: DEREGULATION WAS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY!
Ridin’ the trail to who-knows-where. . .
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/22/john-mccain-has-no-regrets-being-mr-deregulator-on-wall-street-no-i-think-the-deregulation-was-probably-helpful-to-the-growth-of-our-economy/
MCAIN FAMILY’S THIRTEEN CARS
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/McCain_ridiculed_over_13_car_fleet_09212008.html

Who are the brain police?
ARMY MIND CONTROL PROJECT FUNDED
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1841108,00.html
The U.S. Army has just awarded a $4 million contract to begin developing "thought helmets" that would harness silent brain waves for secure communication among troops. Ultimately, the Army hopes the project will "lead to direct mental control of military systems by thought alone."

SENATE CANDIDATE FRANKEN WORKED ON SNL MCCAIN SPOOF
http://www.time-blog.com/tuned_in/2008/09/lets_be_franken_did_snl_cross.html 

CNN FINALLY PICKS UP STORY---
PALIN MADE RAPE VICTIMS PAY FOR THEIR EXAMS

This was all over the web at least a week ago. . .
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/21/palin.rape.exams/index.html

ENGLAND FEARS COMING DEPRESSION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/sep/22/bankofenglandgovernor.economics

Comment
THE UNITED STATES OF FRANCE
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1843168,00.html
This is the state of our great republic: We've nationalized the financial system, taking control from Wall Street bankers we no longer trust. We're about to quasi-nationalize the Detroit auto companies via massive loans because they're a source of American pride, and too many jobs — and votes — are at stake. Our Social Security system is going broke as we head for a future where too many retirees will be supported by too few workers. How long before we have national healthcare? Put it all together, and the America that emerges is a cartoonish version of the country most despised by red-meat red-state patriots: France. Only with worse food.
WALL STREET IS COLLAPSING BECAUSE IT DESERVES TO!
http://www.counterpunch.org/martens09202008.html
A Wall Street broker receives remuneration that rises from approximately 30 to 50 per cent of the gross commission based on their cumulative trading commissions with zero regard to how well the clients’ accounts have done. There is no acknowledged internal mechanism in any of the major Wall Street firms to gauge the overall success of the accounts the broker is managing.

Electile Dysfunction
WATCH: MCCAIN LEAVES GM PLANT TO CHANTS OF “OBAMA 08!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_WqNmD8TE0
OBAMA: MCCAIN TURNED ‘BLIND EYE’ TO WALL STREET
This guy couldn’t make a hard-hitting statement to save his life. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_McCain_wants_to_deregulate_healthcare_0921.html

McPalin
SARAH PALIN, TOKEN
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/21/INAI130HCV.DTL
One of the reasons why "Troopergate" is so compelling to the public is because the details - Palin dismissing the state public safety commissioner because he would not fire a man she believed had wronged her sister - paint that stereotypical portrait of a woman so in thrall to her emotions that she cannot govern effectively. If one of the ideas behind feminism is that women should be able to compete based on their abilities, then Palin's record here is not convincing.
SERRAH SEZ: BAD BARACK IS A NAUGHTY ECONOMICS BOY
Palin criticizing Obama is like Madonna reviewing a symphony orchestra concert
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/09/palin-says-obam.html
SICKENING MCCAIN PUFF PIECE OF THE WEEK
Yessir, vote for this unscrupulous nut simply because he was a POW
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/21/MNOT12K0TR.DTL 

Jesus H. Christ!
HOW JESUS NUTCASE PALIN WILL RAPE THE ENVIRONMENT
http://www.alternet.org/election08/99714/sara_palin%27s_creationism_will_rape_the_environment/
A pro-Creationist stand is no sideline issue, but the litmus test that reveals whether a politician shares the religious right's ideology -- a literal interpretation of the Bible, a disparaging attitude towards science, belief in mankind's unfettered dominion over the natural world, and a willingness to impose its religious doctrines on others.

Unreal Estate
FORECLOSURE CROOKS
http://redtape.msnbc.com/2008/09/post.html
There’s a simple fee-based racket, in which the criminal offers to help the homeowner stave off foreclosure, collects an up-front fee and then disappears. But the more lucrative scheme involves seducing homeowners into complicated transactions that allow the middlemen to steal equity in the house or walk away from the closing table after netting thousands in phony payouts.

Enviro Wacko
VALIANT TREE-SITTERS NOW FACING HUGE FINES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/22/BAUB131HLG.DTL&tsp=1

People’s Repugnic
MILK DOES 53,000 CHINESE BODIES NO GOOD
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/China_toxic_milk_sickens_53000_as_0922.html 
CHINA PRODUCT QUALITY CHIEF RESIGNS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7629130.stm 

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA WANTS TO REACTIVATE NUKE PROGRAM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7628955.stm

ASO IS NEW PM OF JAPAN
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/taro-aso-pm-4553.html 

And in more important matters. . .

Animals in the news!
PETERSEN’S FIELD GUIDE TO BIRDS---A GUIDING LIGHT
http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article08210801.aspx
If, for example, one tried to identify a fall warbler, he would have to distinguish between Pine, Blackpoll, Magnolia, Yellow, Blackburnian, Palm, Hooded, Protonotary, Mourning, Black-Throated Green, Black-Throated Blue, Chestnut-Sided, Bay-Breasted, Orange-Crowned, Yellow-Rumped, Prairie, Northern Parula, Canada, Tennessee, Connecticut, Nashville, and Cape May warblers, not to mention the Ruby-Crowned Kinglet (which isn’t actually a warbler but looks exactly like one), all presented on just two pages of Peterson.

CHEAP GOSSIP: CREEP SHARON STONE REDUCES PRICE OF HOUSE---TO $10 MILLION
But she’s such a talent, she must deserve all that money!
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/05/celebrity_real_22.php

Light Reading
IS STUPID MAKING US GOOGLE?
By James Bowman
http://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/is-stupid-making-us-google
Immersing myself in a book or a lengthy article used to be easy. My mind would get caught up in the narrative or the turns of the argument, and I’d spend hours strolling through long stretches of prose. That’s rarely the case anymore. Now my concentration often starts to drift after two or three pages. I get fidgety, lose the thread, begin looking for something else to do. I feel as if I’m always dragging my wayward brain back to the text.
WAS STONEHENGE AN ANCIENT HEALING CENTER?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3050855/Stonehenge-may-have-been-an-ancient-Lourdes-where-the-sick-went-to-be-healed.html


For Art’s Sake
CARTOONIST FORCED OUT OF CHINA
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/award-winning-cartoon-artist-forced-out-of-china-4467.html
“We base our cartoons on traditional Chinese culture, including Confucianism and the five Chinese virtues of kindness, loyalty, etiquette, wisdom and trust.” said Wang.
AN INKY, WELL-PANELED PLACE
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080929/guttenplan/single
For a long time I used to go to bed early. Unbidden by my parents I'd hurry up the stairs to my room, turn out the light, burrow beneath the covers, reach under the bed for the flashlight and then, safe where I'd left it the night before, the latest issue of Superman or Batman. Proust can keep his madeleines. For me, nothing brings back that childhood sensation of safety, or the inky smell of clandestine pleasure, quite like Batman No. 166, "Two-Way Deathtrap!" in which the caped crime fighter, confiding the details of a nightmare to Robin, is overheard by a villain who proceeds to turn Batman's fevered dream into deadly reality.

Musique
LINDA RONSTADT AT 62
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/arts/music/21brow.html 
DOWNLOAD NEW DYLAN TUNE---FREE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/competition/2008/sep/22/bob.dylan.download.mississippi

Obits
EARL PALMER, DRUMMER
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/22/arts/music/22palmer.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin 
JOHN PERGALLO, ORGAN TUNER
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/22/arts/music/22peragallo.html?ref=obituaries 

And in the end. . .
BIG ROCK
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Diamond_this_big_could_be_mans_best_friend_too&in_article_id=318455&in_page_id=34


9/19  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
Lesser known Beatles
IN SPITE OF ALL THE DANGER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekMndfy5L4A
LONG AND WINDING ROAD
The way it should have been originally released
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O725bNgOfWo 
OCTOPUS'S GARDEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1t8MjjO0cE
TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4qFt7Ndps
WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS (with George Martin orchestration.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm24oXp_L_g
GROW OLD WITH ME (with George Martin orchestration.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1NZg2GJI5Y
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmJq9wFeRBU

PARIS HILTON’S DOGS EATEN BY COYOTES
Close, but no cigar. . .
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Paris_distraught_as_dogs_eaten&in_article_id=317320&in_page_id=7

BLIND MASSEURS JUMP OFF BRIDGE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Blind_masseurs_hurl_themselves_off_bridge&in_article_id=317319&in_page_id=64 

ATLANTA PROTEST FOR DEATH ROW INMATE TROY DAVIS
Seven witnesses have recanted, no fingerprints, no weapon. . .
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/09/19/davis_execution_protest.html
STOP THE EXECUTION
http://takeaction.amnestyusa.org/siteapps/advocacy/index.aspx?c=jhKPIXPCIoE&b=2590179&template=x.ascx&action=11223 

WATCH OUT, DEFENSELESS DEER---HUMAN MONSTERS ARE GUNNING FOR YOU
Check out this horrid, vile “Outdoors” column---by a reeeeel maaaan
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/18/SPNQ12UHM6.DTL

NOW IT’S POISONED CHINESE YOGURT, ICE CREAM. . .
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-health-scandal-spreads-ice-cream-yoghurt-4394.html 

MORFORD:
ONCE PRO-OBAMA, NOW SWOON FOR MCPALIN? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/19/notes091908.DTL 

And on to horrifying news and comment. . .

TENT CITIES SPRING UP ACROSS AMERICA
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5htD-5rvP6yK7RZ008IAiqfAI5ZGgD9398LEG0

GOV’T. BAILOUT COULD COST A $TRILLION---
UM, AREN’T WE ALREADY IN DEBT A $TRILLION OVER THE ‘WAR ON TERROR?’

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Vote2008/story?id=5839134&page=1 

WHY CHINA WON’T COME TO THE RESCUE
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1842754,00.html 

LINDORFF: HANG ON TO YOUR WALLET
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/208
The real answer to this crisis is, firstly, a massive dose of trust-busting, so that no bank or investment bank or insurance company is so big that its failure becomes a threat to the financial system, and thus the government has to rescue it with taxpayer money, and secondly, a return to the era of Glass-Steagall, when it was illegal for banks to also be in the investment banking busiiness.

SCHANBERG: MCCAIN AND THE POW COVER-UP
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081006/schanberg

Smearing Sarah!
TODD PALIN’S BRO IN DRUNKEN HIT-AND-RUN
Fine family

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_scandals_call_of_the_wild_/celebrity/65443
MUST WATCH: MCCAIN TRIES TO COVER PALIN’S FOREIGN POLICY ASS
This is pathetic
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Nu7Kjk_0Q 
WATCH: OLBERMANN ON PALIN’S FOX INTERVIEW (A HOWL)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#26782223 
SORRY, SARAH---RUSSIA: NO WAR WITH U.S.
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Russian_minister_says_war_with_the__09192008.html 
 


A couple of signs from the largest protest in Alaska history---all for Sarah!

Ewwwww.

In Alaska, a couple thousand people at a protest is huge.

McPalin
HUH? PALIN WATCHED TINA FEY---WITH SOUND OFF?
And Clinton didn’t inhale. . .proof that Palin is a humorless bitch
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/09/sarah-palin-lau.html
PALIN SAYS ‘PALIN-MCCAIN ADMINISTRATION’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_promotes_Palin_and_McCain_administration_0918.html 
MCCAIN RIDES ON PALIN’S COATTAILS
She's the draw. . .
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2008189721_appalinscoattails.html 
PALIN DODGES ‘BRIDGE’ QUESTION
blabber blabber blabber blabber
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/18/palin-misrepresents/
PALIN’S ASSHOLE HUSBAND REFUSES TO TESTIFY IN ‘TROOPERGATE’ (NATURALLY)
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11309
PALIN REFUSES TO SAY SHE WOULD BE PART OF EXECUTIVE BRANCH
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/19/palin-executive-branch/
MICHELLE OBAMA: ‘DON’T’ VOTE BECAUSE SHE’S CUTE’
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/stories/2008/09/19/michell_obama_palin.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab&imw=Y

McFuzzy
NOW MCCAIN CALLS FOR “FEC” CHAIRMAN TO RESIGN
That’s “SEC,” McFuzzy. . .time for you to resign
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/19/mccain-sec-fec/
LISTEN: THE MCFUZZY/SPAIN INTERVIEW
This guy is exhausted, spaced-out, confused---at best.
http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/20080918_mccain_spain_explain/
MCCAIN DIDN’T MEAN TO REJECT ZAPATERO---
JUST GOT CONFUSED IN THE INTERVIEW

http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/09/9787_mccain_spain_continued.html
MEMO TO MCCAIN: SPAIN IS STILL AN ALLY
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2008/09/18/sheldon-alberts-there-ll-be-no-welcome-mat-at-mccain-white-house-for-spanish-leader.aspx
MCCAIN PLAYS THE RACE CARD
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/09/mccain_plays_the_race_card.html 
2200 DOCTORS: MCCAIN MUST RELEASE MEDICAL RECORDS
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/99336/over_2%2C200_doctors_agree%3A_john_mccain_should_release_his_medical_records/

THOMPSON: HOW TO BUY A SENATOR OR A PRESIDENT
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11290 
I could, and did, spend millions on "independent expenditure" campaigns to help put friends of the industry into office. My five years with the Realtors taught me a lot about the relationship between money and power. I could pick up the phone and be put through to any member of Congress. I was invited to private political briefings at the campaign committees of both parties and to private receptions at the White House. For a while, I reveled in the power and loved the attention. The New York Times ran a front page feature about the Realtors' clout along with a photo of me with a $50 haircut, $300 shirt, $200 suspenders and sitting in my office surrounded by television monitors that kept track of both C-Span channels and the news.

Jesus H. Christ!
CHRISTIAN TALIBAN:
MAG WITH WOMEN PASTORS PULLED FROM ‘CHRISTIAN’ BOOKSTORES

http://www.ajc.com/living/content/living/stories/2008/09/18/gospel_magazine_pulled.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab&imw=Y

Mashed Media
MUST WATCH: RFK JR. ON “NEGLIGENT, INDOLENT” PRESS
http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/326.html 
AP REPORTER BEATEN BY COPS IN VIETNAM
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003852545

(Lack of) Health
PINE BARK EXTRACT---FOR YOUR KNEES
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/china-health-scandal-spreads-ice-cream-yoghurt-4394.html 

Obit
PIANO MAKER HENRY Z. STEINWAY
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/19/arts/music/19steinway.html?ref=obituaries 
CHOCOLATE MAKER ROBERT STEINBERG
(Thank you.)
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/19/business/19steinberg.html?ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Musique
BRIAN WILSON SINGS FOR YOU---IN A TAXI
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2008/sep/19/popandrock 
HIS MUSIC IS RUBBISH
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Artist_whose_music_is_a_load_of_scrap&in_article_id=314996&in_page_id=34&in_a_source= 

Lost Angeles
CRAZY SF MAN LIKES L.A.
http://thaumaturgicramblings.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-love-la.html

KEN BURNS TURNS HIS LENS ON NATIONAL PARKS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/14/TROO12QPP6.DTL

Film
BEN STILLER: I’M NOT FUNNY
Got that right, Ben! And you’re not a male dramatic lead, either!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/sep/19/benstiller.comedy 
REVIEW: THE DUCHESS
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1842597,00.html

And in the end. . .
BRIT PM’S WIFE GETS AN EYEFUL
Tch tch, Mrs. Brown
http://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/article.html?Mrs_Brown_gets_an_eyful&in_article_id=315517&in_page_id=194 
 

9/18  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
NORMAN WHITFIELD TRIBUTE
WAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg
BALL OF CONFUSION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZWYmxr8XE
AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9qUZHIpJAw
AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG (STONES, WINEHOUSE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPJVj-0lnQ
PAPA WAS A ROLLING STONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUS9yjFYy8
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE (GAYE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajBdDM2qdg
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE (CREEDENCE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZe9OtFNt_8
PSYCHEDELIC SHACK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AojAB8Sl10 
CAR WASH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvAhDDqqHls

Flying pig edition!


GREAT SONGWRITER NORMAN WHITFIELD DIES
Wrote, produced all the great stuff by the Temps, Pips, Marvin Gaye---also Edwin Starr’s “War”
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-whitfield18-2008sep18,0,7855302.story 

SACCHARINE, SICKENING OBAMA VIDEO: “AN AMERICAN PRAYER”
As if Obama is some kind of magic savior. . .Enough with the precious Hollywood crap. . .
http://www.myamericanprayer.com/

INSANE, HATE-FUELED ANTI-OBAMA SCREED OF THE DAY
http://www.scoopthis.org/2008/09/obama-stop-listening-to-conservative-talk-radio/ 

MICROSOFT DUMPS SEINFELD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/sep/18/microsoft.advertising

WATCH: NEW JAMES BOND TRAILER
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article4723466.ece

REQUIEM FOR A BELOVED KITTY
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Shrine_for_a_cat_that_sat_on_every_mat&in_article_id=313234&in_page_id=34&in_a_source= 

And on to news and comment. . .

THE MCCAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE BLAME
Old Fuzzy apparently confuses Spain and Venezuela. . .
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1842156,00.html?imw=Y 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/18/mccain_slights_spanish_prime_m.html 
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/18/mccain-spain/ 

PALIN DODGES SOFTBALL QUESTION ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/18/epic-fail-palin-cant-answer-softball-question-about-national-security-experience-at-first-town-hall-meeting/

HAGEL REJECTS PALIN OUT-OF-HAND
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/18/hagel-on-palin/
“I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, ‘I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia,’” he said. “That kind of thing is insulting to the American people.”

ALASKA RADIO HOST SUSPENDED FOR GIVING
PHONE NUMBERS OF ANTI-PALIN PROTESTERS

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/527013.html
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003850157 
Anchorage AM radio host Eddie Burke was suspended after broadcasting the names and phone numbers of organizers for “the Alaska Women Reject Palin,” rally, which drew 1500 people on Saturday. Burke called the organizers of the rally “socialist, baby-killing maggots” reported Julia O’Malley of the Alaska Politics blog of the Anchorage Daily News.
WHY WAS HUGE ANTI-PALIN ALASKA PROTEST
LARGELY OVERLOOKED BY MAINSTREAM MEDIA?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/13/in_anrchorage_an_anti-palin_pr.html
PROTEST A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME?
http://www.opednews.com/maxwrite/diarypage.php?did=9342
Organized by a local group known as "Alaska Women Reject Palin," the demonstration drew a crowd of around 1,500 - quite large for the sparsely-populated state, and in spite of attempts by local right-wingers to intimidate the organizers and preempt the event.

LIMBAUGH CALLS MEXICANS “STUPID,”
THEN SAYS OBAMA IS RACE-BAITING

http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0908/Limbaugh_hitting_back_over_usage_in_ad_says_Obama_stoking_racism.html

All-Melty Dollar
PALIN BLAMES FANNIE/FREDDIE LOBBYISTS FOR BAILOUT---
WHAT, LIKE HER CAMPAIGN MANAGER?

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/17/palin-blames-davis/
While Palin blames the need for the Fannie-Freddie bailout on the two firms’ lobbyists, she seems more than willing to take those same lobbyists’ money. In fact, at least 20 McCain-Palin fundraisers “have lobbied on behalf of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac” in recent years.
MCCAIN BACKED BY 83 WALL STREET CROOKS---ER, LOBBYISTS
Attacks Wall Street “greed,” while hordes of lobbyists fill his campaign
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_team_includes_83_Wall_Street_0917.html
The List:
http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/09/9753_mccain_campaign_lobbyists_wall_street_aig.html 
GOLD SKYROCKETS
http://www.minyanville.com/articles/gold-ABX-NEM-treasury-GG-repos/index/a/19023 

McPalin
MORE ON PALIN E-MAIL HACKING
(Scroll down to 9/17 newslinks for earlier coverage and nifty photo.)

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1842097,00.html
NOW NBC FACT-CHECKS LYING SARAH
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/NBC_factchecks_Sarah_Palin_0917.html
SECRET SERVICE BARS PROTESTERS FROM MCCAIN RALLY
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Secret_Service_orders_police_to_block_0917.html

Comment
WHY OBAMA ACTS LIKE HE’S TEN POINTS UP IN THE POLLS
http://www.slate.com/id/2200301/ 
When this election is over, the Obama campaign's cool demeanor will either be seen as its signature genius ("They kept their heads about them") or its signature flaw ("They failed to respond to their opponent's strategy"). We'll know in 48 days.
KLEIN: MCCAIN AND THE LYING GAME
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1842030,00.html
McCain's lies have ranged from the annoying to the sleazy, and the problem is in both degree and kind. His campaign has been a ceaseless assault on his opponent's character and policies, featuring a consistent—and witting—disdain for the truth. Even after 38 million Americans heard Obama say in his speech at the Democratic National Convention that he was open to offshore oil-drilling and building new nuclear-power plants, McCain flatly said in his acceptance speech that Obama opposed both. Normal political practice would be for McCain to say, "Obama says he's 'open to' offshore drilling, but he's always opposed it. How can we believe him?" This persistence in repeating demonstrably false charges is something new in presidential politics.
ONLY A ROOSEVELT-SCALE REACTION CAN PREVENT DEPRESSION II
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/99241/only_a_roosevelt-scale_counterrevolution_can_prevent_great_depression_ii/
The current carnage on Wall Street, with dire spillover effects on Main Street, is the result of a failed ideology -- the idea that financial markets could regulate themselves. Serial deregulation fed on itself. Deliberate repeal of regulations became entangled with failure to carry out laws still on the books. Corruption mingled with simple incompetence. And though the ideology was largely Republican, it was abetted by Wall Street Democrats.
JUST LIKE MCCAIN SAYS---THE SYSTEM IS WORKING
http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2008/091708Floyd.shtml
Despite all the disasters raging around us -- the wars, the atrocities, the tyranny, the economic collapse -- the system is working. It's doing exactly what it's supposed to do: serve the rich and powerful, and entrench them in their rule. Just like John McCain says, the[ir] system is fundamentally sound.

People’s Repugnic
CHINA QUAKE DONATIONS LEFT SITTING IN BANK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/chinese-quake-donations-earthquake-nccc-china-4392.html

HUGO CHAVEZ’S RUSSIAN DALLIANCE
Those Russian bombers were escorted to Venezuela by U.S. jets
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122143547989234217.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

MONKS WITH GUNS IN BURMA
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0919/p01s01-wosc.html

Enviro Wacko
ARE WELL-INTENTIONED ‘GREEN’ HELPERS KEEPING AFRICA POOR?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article4699096.ece 

(Lack of) Health
PSD IN ICU SURVIVORS
http://www.slate.com/id/2200288/ 

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
DAILY NEWS EDITORIAL:
TALENTED YOUNG PEOPLE CAN’T AFFORD TO LIVE IN L.A.

(Neither can untalented young people, or talented or untalented old people, or. . .)
http://www.dailynews.com/editorial/ci_10481332
NEW CHINATOWN PARK CONSTRUCTION UNEARTHS RAILROAD HISTORY
http://www.downtownnews.com/articles/2008/09/15/news/09-15-08-news04.txt 

WHY VEGANS CAN’T DECIDE IF THEY SHOULD EAT HONEY
http://www.slate.com/id/2196205/ 

MEET THE TOY MINI-SUB
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Mini-sub_to_make_waves_in_tourism&in_article_id=312970&in_page_id=2&in_a_source= 

Musique
NEW MOZART PIECE FOUND
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080918/ap_on_en_mu/eu_mozart_discovery
YOKO ONO COMMENTS ON THE WHITE ALBUM
She was there, after all, and sang on the thing. . .
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=244465582&blogID=433726243

For Art’s Sake
CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY’S STARTLING NEW CLOCK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/sep/18/corpus.clock

And in the end. . .
HAPPY 113TH, TOMOJI TANABE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Worlds_oldest_man_turns_113&in_article_id=314879&in_page_id=64

9/17  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
The great, great Tom Waits
NEVER LET GO (INSTRUMENTAL, GUITARIST UNKNOWN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfK0QirYx3Y
FISH AND BIRD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAmUpKzRrg
KENTUCKY AVENUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvZK8Wl7RQ8
KENTUCKY AVENUE (LIVE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOYcRXzs1Y
RUBY'S ARMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNzIWsSCuVI 
TAKE IT WITH ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oGVDLcpXQ8
THE HOUSE WHERE NOBODY LIVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTbCYVIl-0
GEORGIA LEE (No Waits video here, but this guy does a sincere job)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c_eNCg4sio
A LITTLE RAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5QoMw9EGD4
SOLDIER'S THINGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwg3y_FnLmg
WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XewO1DB96To
NEVER LET GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea8qsGDNZ6Q

Going around the Internet:
Make a donation to Planned Parenthood. In Sarah Palin’s name. And here’s the good part: when you make a donation to PP in her name, they’ll send her a card telling her that the donation has been made in her honor. Here’s the link to the Planned Parenthood website: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/ . You’ll need to fill in the address to let PP know where to send the “in Sarah Palin’s honor” card. I suggest you use the address for the McCain campaign headquarters, which is: McCain for President 1235 S. Clark Street 1st Floor Arlington , VA 22202"

QUOTATIOUS: "A radical Muslim cleric has threatened Paul McCartney with death if he goes through with his scheduled performance at Israel's 60th birthday celebration on September 25. But McCartney is not backing down. 'Hey, I was married to Heather Mills. You can't scare me.' "---Jay Leno.

HILLARY ESCAPES JOINT-APPEARANCE WITH PALIN
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/sep/16/clinton-blindsided-by-scheduled-event-with-palin/ 

LION FOUND IN IKE-RAVAGED TEXAS CHURCH
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Lion_hides_from_Ike_but_tiger_runs_wild&in_article_id=312655&in_page_id=64 

FIRST PHOTO OF A PLANET FAR, FAR AWAY
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?First_picture_of_a_planet_far,_far_away&in_article_id=310699&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=

SWISS RESTAURANT TO COOK WITH HUMAN MILK
Fresh-squeezed, right at your table?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2976181/Swiss-restaurant-to-serve-meals-cooked-with-human-breast-milk.html

ITALIAN MODEL TO SELL VIRGINITY FOR A MILLION EUROS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/2971511/Italian-model-plans-to-sell-virginity-for-1m-euros.html

CARTOONS: WATCH: SEE JOHN AND SARAH RUN
http://slatev.com/player.html?id=1784553610 
MCCAIN INVENTED THE WHAT?
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_mccain_says_he_invented_the_telegraph.html 

And on to horrifying news and comment. . .

PALIN E-MAIL HACKED, LEAKED
http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin_Yahoo_inbox_2008

'OBAMA WAFFLES' DEPICT O-MAN AS MUSLIM
"Gag" items sold at conservative political forum
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/national/politics/2008/view.bg?articleid=1119011&srvc=home&position=rated

SARAH'S SECRET STYLE TEAM!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09172008/gossip/pagesix/sarah_has_secret_style_team_129403.htm
For her big speech in St. Paul, where she accepted the GOP's vice-presidential nod, this fashion-conscious team encouraged the Alaska governor to splurge on a $2,500 jacket from Saks Fifth Avenue designed by Valentino Garavani.

World gone mad
UM. . .HOW DID 6,000 TONS OF RADIOACTIVE KUWAIT SAND---
END UP IN IDAHO?

http://www.alternet.org/environment/98950/how_6%2C000_tons_of_radioactive_sand_from_kuwait_ended_up_in_idaho/
EH? ISLAMIC LAW IN BRITISH COURTS?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4749183.ece

METROLINK ENGINEER WAS A MESS
Diabetic, depressed over suicide of HIV-positive partner, was busted for shoplifting. . .Good that Metrolink hires only the best!
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/metrolink_engineer_never.php

U.S EMBASSY YEMEN DEATH TOLL: 16
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/18/world/middleeast/18yemen.html?ref=middleeast 

MCCAIN HAS TWICE AS MUCH $$ AS OBAMA
http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20080916/pl_bloomberg/aew0njobn54e

McPalin
HAPPY HALLOWEEN:
PALIN CREDITS WITCH-HUNTING PASTOR WITH HER SUCCESS

Oh yeah---let’s put this nut in the White House
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_credits_electoral_success_to_witchhunter_0917.html



MCCAIN: FROM “ECONOMY IS STRONG” TO “TOTAL CRISIS” IN 36 HOURS
This guy is meowing without the cat
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/17/america/mccain.php
HAHAHA: JUST WHAT DID MCCAIN MEAN BY “SPIC?”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/17/maddow-mccain%e2%80%99s-economic-gaffe-capped-a-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-day-on-the-campaign-trail/ 
MCCAIN’S BIG ENERGY PLAN:
TAXPAYERS COUGH UP $315 BILLION FOR 45 NUKE REACTORS

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aRkagygu04Ks&refer=us 
AP COMMENTARY: MCCAIN IS “TWO-FACED”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Associated_Press_calls_McCain_twofaced_0917.html 
REPUGS STILL FALSELY CLAIM THAT ALASKA PRODUCES 20 PERCENT OF U.S. OIL
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/16/blunt-oil-palin/
MCCAIN ‘FURIOUS’ WITH EX-HP CREEP FIORINA
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/16/blunt-oil-palin/ 
ALASKA PROF: PALIN COVERED UP POLAR BEAR FINDINGS
http://www.democracynow.org/2008/9/17/sarah_palin_and_global_warming_alaska

All melty dollar
FED BAILS OUT AIG
It won’t last
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/17/business/17insure.php 
FOX: THE COLLAPSE OF CASINO CAPITALISM
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Broke-by-Michael-Fox-080917-937.html 

Comment
ANOTHER RIGHT-WING COLUMNIST TURNS AGAINST PALIN
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/16/opinion/edbrooks.php
David Brooks: “She has not been engaged in national issues, does not have a repertoire of historic patterns and, like President Bush, she seems to compensate for her lack of experience with brashness and excessive decisiveness.”
FOR PALIN, THIS IS A (“CHRISTIAN”) MAN’S WORLD
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080915_for_palin_its_a_christian_mans_world/
The cult of masculinity is used to banish ambiguity, especially sexual ambiguity. It fosters a world of binary opposites: God and man, the saved and the unsaved, the church and the world, Christianity and secular humanism, and male and female. All in life is rigidly defined. Disorder and chaos are banished. Reality, when it is defined in these absolutes, is predictable and understandable, something deeply comforting to believers who have often had trouble coping with the messiness of human existence.
JOHN DEAN ANALYZES PALIN’S “QUALIFICATIONS”
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080912_palin_falls_short_of_vp_standards/
WATCH: FRANK RICH---MCCAIN ‘TOO WEAK’ TO BE PREZ
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Frank_Rich_McCain_too_weak_to_0916.html

Man O-Man
BOYARSKY: OBAMA’S SECRET WEAPON
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080916_boyarsky_obama_secret_weapon/?ln  
While it’s fashionable for the media and some of his own supporters to be mourning the demise of Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, they may well be overlooking an important point—that the vaunted McCain-Palin ticket has peaked.
NEW OBAMA AD
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/16/new-powerful-obama-ad-on-mccain-fundamentally-strong/

People’s Repugnic
HAHAHA: CHINA GOV’T. SAYS “MOST” POWDERED MILK IS OKAY!
http://time-blog.com/china_blog/2008/09/tainted_milk_powder_scandal_sp.html 
LINDORFF: AMERICA AND CHINA JOINED AT THE HIP
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/207
Fascism has perhaps been best defined as a system in which the government and corporations merge, and in which militarism becomes a dominant value. I have long argued that this is an apt description of modern China. It is increasingly also an apt description of modern America.

Mashed Media
LAT REPORTERS SUE EVIL OWNER SAM ZELL
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/extimes_reporters_sue_zel.php
TOP 30 NEWS SITES FOR AUGUST
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003850210

Animals in the news!
BONFIRE OF THE CROCODILES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/2975162/Crocodile-bonfire-in-South-Africa.html 
CROWS SMARTER THAN APES?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/09/17/scicrows117.xml
THE CAT CAME BACK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/life/lost-pet-4054.html 
(Theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY7uSo9g-Cs  )

Obit
R.I.P. LAPD OFFICER SPREE DESHA
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/officer_desha_funeral_wil.php

And in more important matters. . .

MORFORD: IN MEMORIAM---DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/17/notes091708.DTL 

THE MOST ECO-FRIENDLY CUP OF COFFEE OUT THERE
http://www.slate.com/id/2200158/

CHEAP GOSSIP: STREISAND, POST-COLONOSCOPY
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09172008/gossip/pagesix/barbra_at_her_woozy_best_129396.htm

Books
THE END OF BOOK PUBLISHING
http://nymag.com/news/media/50279/
The book business as we know it will not be living happily ever after. With sales stagnating, CEO heads rolling, big-name authors playing musical chairs, and Amazon looming as the new boogeyman, publishing might have to look for its future outside the corporate world.
NEW ‘HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE’ ON THE WAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2971637/Sixth-Hitchhikers-Guide-to-be-published.html

For Art's Sake
FORGET THE GUERILLA ART---
THE NEWS IS THAT THERE IS AN EMPTY LOT IN L.A.!

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/09/art_show_on_empty_lot_in_silver_lake_quickly_dismantled.php

Um. . .
A BRIEF HISTORY OF WRINKLES
http://www.slate.com/id/2199856/
Related:
NEW TOM JONES ALBUM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7620450.stm
What Mom Taught Me About Pie Crust
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0917/p18s01-hfes.html

And in the end. . .
SMILING RAINBOW
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?A_smile_in_the_sky_from_inverted_rainbow&in_article_id=311310&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=

9/16  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
IT'S MONEY THAT I LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6KbRJoqrbo 
MONEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdtG0L9Alk
YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyMsoAIIByM
HALLELUJAH I'M A BUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDpsW1yL6kA 
WE'RE IN THE MONEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTWHMCXdg
BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACDHNb5iWs
DOWN AND OUT (Ringo and George)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n-kQQl8zEo

IS THIS THE NEW DR. WHO?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/tvandradioblog/2008/sep/16/television1

OH, GOD---STREISAND SINGS FOR OBAMA
With friends like these. . .Bad move, Barry. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Streisand_sings_for_Obama_supper_09162008.html

PHOTO OF THE DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2969038/Worlds-smallest-man-meets-woman-with-worlds-longest-legs.html

HOW TO UPSTAGE CNN
(Anchor tries to brush this off as guys “consoling” one another over financial loss!)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=adb_1221494431

R.I.P. ELMER DILLS
Restaurant critic was CIA man?
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=6393546

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH. . .
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_the_sound_of_mooseshit.html

And on to horrifying news and comment. . .

MCCAIN WILL USE FORECLOSURE
LISTS TO BLOCK VOTERS

http://www.michiganmessenger.com/4414/former-gop-operative-explains-why-republicans-will-use-foreclosure-lists-to-block-voters

GET A MATTRESS AND START STUFFING IT WITH MONEY---
ENTIRE U.S. ECONOMY AT RISK

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/16/MNPP12UENC.DTL&tsp=1
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/sep/16/lehmanbrothers.marketturmoil3
‘WHO WOULD LEND AN AMERICAN BANK MONEY THESE DAYS’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,578447,00.html 
KRUGMAN: PHILL GRAMM ‘JUST THE GUY’ TO LEAD COUNTRY INTO NEW DEPRESSION
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/16/krugman-on-gramm/
MCCAIN BLASTS WALL STREET COLLAPSE---
DOESN'T SAY THAT HIS ADVISOR HELPED CAUSE IT

http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/09/9718_mccain_lehman_crisis_gramm.html
As Mother Jones reported in June, eight years ago, Gramm, then a Republican senator chairing the Senate banking committee, slipped a 262-page bill into a gargantuan, must-pass spending measure. Gramm's legislation, written with the help of financial industry lobbyists, essentially removed newfangled financial products called swaps from any regulation. Credit default swaps are basically insurance policies that cover the losses on investments, and they have been at the heart of the subprime meltdown because they have enabled large financial institutions to turn risky loans into risky securities that could be packaged and sold to other institutions.
MCCAIN, OBAMA LAMELY SAY SAME THING ABOUT $$ COLLAPSE
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11281 
‘DILBERT’ SURVEY: PUBLIC CHOOSES OBAMA ON ECONOMIC MATTERS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003850214
LINDORFF: BLUE CHIP BLUES
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/206
The good news is that, if the US economy collapses, the Pashtun farmer in northeastern Pakistan, the Iraqi shopkeeper in Fallujah, the Iranian worker in Tehran, and the peasant in Venezuela, will no longer have to worry about being bombed or having their children mowed down by a US helicopter gunship. The US would no longer have the funds to pay for such foreign wars.


GORE INVENTED INTERNET---
NOW MCCAIN INVENTED BLACKBERRY

http://thepage.time.com/2008/09/16/the-inventor-of-the-blackberry/
Many choose Blackberries over their spouses
http://wcbstv.com/technology/blackberry.pda.sheraton.2.818223.html

RIGHT-WING COLUMNIST CHANGES TUNE. . .
“THE UGLY NEW MCCAIN”
(He’s just as ugly as he ever was, you dope.)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/15/AR2008091502406.html 
The Straight Talk Express is now just a brand, an ad slogan like "Home Cooking" or "We Will Not Be Undersold." Until then, it was possible for McCain to say that he had not really known about the ads, that the formulation "I approve this message" was just boilerplate. But he didn't. "Actually, they are not lies," he said. Actually, they are.

MCCAIN STILL REPEATING THAT ‘BRIDGE TO NOWHERE’ CRAP
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/16/mccain-bridge-lie-cnn/

PREZ PALIN? ANIMALS BETTER RUN FOR THEIR LIVES
http://www.alternet.org/story/98918/sara_palin%27s_shocking_animal_cruelty/
Her record is so extreme that she has perhaps done more harm to animals than any other current governor in the United States -- and that's a difficult distinction to achieve among our 22 Republican and 28 Democratic chief executives. Voters of both political parties who care about the humane treatment of animals must unite to make sure that the nation's worst governor doesn't end up just a heartbeat away from the nation's most important job.

SARAH STIFF-ARMS “TROOPERGATE” INVESTIGATORS
Decision was apparently McCain’s
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_wont_meet_with_Troopergate_investigator_0915.html 

DAILY SHOW: PALIN IS THE BUSH DOCTRINE
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/16/daily-show-sarah-palin-is-the-bush-doctrine/

Israelity
U.S. TO SELL 1000 NEW “BUNKER-BUSTERS” TO ISRAEL
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1020702.html 

AUNG SOO KYI ACCEPTS FOOD RATIONS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/16/burma 

People’s Repugnic
POISONED MILK COULD REACH OVER 30,000
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/sanlu-milk-victims-4294.html 

(Lack of) Health
EAT OUT OF CANS AND DOUBLE THE RISK OF HEART DISEASE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/2969039/Chemical-in-food-tins-doubles-the-risk-of-heart-disease-and-diabetes.html
WORMS FIGHT ARTHRITIS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/2968815/Scientists-use-worms-to-treat-arthritis.html

Jesus H. Christ!
MAD SCIENTIST: TEACH CREATIONISM
Hey, why not teach the theory that the universe is actually a large rabbit, too?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article4734767.ece?print=yes&randnum=1221539677440

Obits
PINK FLOYD KEYBOARDIST RICHARD WRIGHT
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/16/arts/music/16wright.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin

Lost Angeles
EARLIER METROLINK CRASH SURVIVORS
WERE ON ILL-FATED TRAIN LAST WEEK

http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/wow_3_earlier_metrolink_s.php

Enviro Wacko
WATCH: MASSIVE FLOODS, MUDSLIDES IN TAIWAN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7618946.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

CHEAP GOSSIP
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/17/arts/peepwed.php 

Books
AGATHA CHRISTIE DICTATED HER LIFE STORY
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/17/arts/christie.php 

Musique
ALL THE HAPPY LITTLE WAGNERS!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/13/AR2008091302310.html 

A WRITER JOURNEYS INTO NORTH KOREA WITH CHINESE TOURISTS
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/09/16/a-writer-journeys-into-north-korea-with-chinese-tourists/ 

Where ya goin’?
VERMONT INN-TO-INN HIKING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/12/TRSU124J5R.DTL

And in the end. . .
NEITHER SNOW NOR SLEET NOR KITTY. . .
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Introducing_Postman_Cat&in_article_id=308943&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=


9/15  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Nga-tMVXk
BRANDED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV-7D4io1Rs
MICKEY MOUSE CLUB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQ_fa_yNh4
IT'S ABOUT TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1G-TsdNWGg
CAPTAIN KANGAROO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3w7w58CREY
QUICK DRAW MCGRAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ6MzdEMIAc
TOP CAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDLHWxc_Cjk
DOBIE GILLIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfFf8KFELo

HAPPY 65TH, MICKEY HART
http://www.mickeyhart.net/home/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TEA BAGS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2008/sep/15/teabag

CHEF GORDON RAMSAY IS A BRUTE BASTARD
Kills and eats a magnificent puffin for his TV show. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/sep/15/channel4.television 

WAX HITLER RETURNS TO BERLIN---LOOKING MORE DISSHEVELED
Perhaps had a hard night with wax Eva Braun
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,578241,00.html 

IKE DESTROYS OIL PLATFORMS IN GULF
Why, it must be God objecting to U.S. energy policy!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/14/hurricane-ike-destroys-oil-platforms-in-gulf-of-mexico/ 

METROLINK COVERS ITS ASS AFTER CRASH
---SPOKESWOMAN RESIGNS

http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/tyrrell_resigns_metrolink.php 
WAS ENGINEER TEXT-MESSAGING BEFORE CRASH?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/engineer_texted_with_teen.php 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/12/national/a201133D68.DTL&tsp=1 

THEROUX: ABOUT KILLING MOOSE. . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-theroux14-2008sep14,0,4501486.story
I have no strong views on hunting, only the usual disgust when I see a creature senselessly slaughtered at no risk to the hunter. Thoreau called the moose "a fabulous animal," and in a book Palin probably has not read, he remarked on how moose sometimes weigh 1,000 pounds and how they "can step over a five-foot gate in their ordinary walk."

And on to horrifying news and comment. . .

BANKS COLLAPSE---
MCCAIN DECLARES ECONOMY ‘STRONG’

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/15/as-wall-street-collapses-mccain-declares-that-the-funamentals-of-our-economy-are-strong/ 

All-Melty Dollar
WATCH: ‘A VIRUS THROUGH THE U.S. BANKING SYSTEM’
AID, WaMu next. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/video/2008/sep/15/lehman.brothers.larry.elliott 
”People took the most amazingly stupid and greedy risks with other people’s money.”
AND THE WALL STREET CAME A-TUMBLIN’ DOWN. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Lehman_bankruptcy_shakes_world_fina_09152008.html 
COPS CORDON OFF BANK’S HQ
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7615931.stm
MELTDOWN MONDAY
”There has never been a weekend like it in my 25 years as a financial journalist.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/2008/09/meltdown_monday.html
GREENSPAN GLOOMY, HATES MCCAIN ‘TAX CUT’ PLAN
http://minagahet.blogspot.com/2008/09/indigenous-view-on-palins-alaska.html

Mashed Media
HOW PHOTOG DELIBERATELY SHOT MCCAIN TO LOOK ‘EERIE’
Hell, that’s gilding the lily. . .
http://minagahet.blogspot.com/2008/09/indigenous-view-on-palins-alaska.html 

PALIN: THE NEOCONS’ ‘BLANK PAGE’
She’s the perfect new puppet---even better than Bush!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/15/the-palin-project/
A former Republican White House official, who now works at the American Enterprise Institute, proudly declared Palin to be “a blank page. She’s going places and it’s worth going there with her.” Asked if he sees her as a “project”, the former official said: “Your word, not mine, but I wouldn’t disagree with the sentiment.”
PALIN HIRED ALL HER LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS
Lined Alaska government with unqualified idiots getting huge salaries, harassed and fired people she didn’t like, threatened blogger, etc.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/us/politics/14palin.html?_r=2&scp=2&sq=Palin&st=cse&oref=slogin&oref=slogin 
So when there was a vacancy at the top of the State Division of Agriculture, she appointed a high school classmate, Franci Havemeister, to the $95,000-a-year directorship. A former real estate agent, Ms. Havemeister cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification for running the roughly $2 million agency.
PALIN: THE EARMARK QUEEN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/14/mccaskill-palin-earmark-queen/
RAIMUNDO ON PALIN
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13457 
From the neocons' perspective, she is indeed ready to become president, should the need should arise, her very inexperience being her chief qualification for the job. Here again, individual experience limns the larger picture: just as her neocon handlers delight in writing on such a blank slate as Sarah appears to be, so they imprinted their ideological prescriptions on an intellectually bankrupt conservative movement, which had long since lost touch with its traditional moorings.
A NATIVE ALASKAN’S VIEW OF PALIN
http://minagahet.blogspot.com/2008/09/indigenous-view-on-palins-alaska.html
WILLIE: HOW DOES PRESIDENT PALIN SOUND?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/14/BAU112SFSU.DTL 
PALIN DID NOT VISIT IRAQ AS CLAIMED
(Maybe she saw it from Alaska)
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/13/report_palin_did_not_visit_ira.html 
ABC: PALIN LIED TO GIBSON ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING POSITION
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ABC_Palin_lied_about_global_warming_0912.html 
MCCAIN: I’VE NEVER FLIP-FLOPPED
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/12/mccain-issues-a-challenge/ 

Man O-man
OBAMA ADS: MCCAIN “DISHONEST, DISGRACEFUL, DISHONORABLE”
Rip Post Comment: This won’t cut it. Got to attack the Palin issue. It’s the central issue in the campaign---choosing corrupt, ignorant, unqualified, authoritarian extremist. Won’t get anywhere by slamming a “war hero.” Time for speeches, not ads.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/In_harsh_new_ads_Obama_calls_0915.html 
WITH INSANE CRAP LIKE THIS ON THE ‘NET,
WHAT CHANCE DOES OBAMA STAND?

http://www.rense.com/general83/bamm.htm 

TEN CONSERVATIVE (NEOCON) MYTHS ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY
http://www.alternet.org/audits/98766/debunked%3A_ten_conservative_myths_about_national_security/
2. We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here.False. The image here is that Iraq is some kind of roach hotel for global terrorism. The truth is, it's become the international finishing school where a new generation of terrorists is getting a front-line, real-time education against the American war machine -- and perfecting low-tech ways to close the gap against a high-tech army.

People’s Repugnic
MILK---IT DOES A BODY DEAD, IN CHINA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7616346.stm

GLOBAL SLAVERY AT ALL-TIME HIGH
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0916/p01s01-usgn.html
Some 27 million people labor as slaves – more than ever before – but those on the front lines of the antislavery movement see signs that human bondage is becoming increasingly unacceptable to the public and to a growing number of governments and businesses.

PEACE CORPS CUTTING BACK
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/15/MNE412TUQ7.DTL

Obit
GREEN PARTY LEADER PETER CAMEJO
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/us/15camejo.html?ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Film
IN LIVING BLACK-AND-WHITE
Old classics retain a vitality and beauty that color can’t provide
http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_3_urb-black_and_white_movies.html 

TRIBUTES FOR ‘INFINITE JEST’ AUTHOR WHO HANGED HIMSELF
Now there’s an ‘infinite jest’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7616405.stm
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/books/15wallace.html?ref=obituaries 

JUDGE STOPS UNOFFICIAL POTTER BOOK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/harry-potter-jkrowling-4204.html

A BIG HAND FOR THE SOUND OF SILENCE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2008/09/14/do1409.xml
Applauding after each aria may not be the done thing, but it is not as great a crime against music as applauding between the movements of a symphony, as happened last year at a Proms performance of Mahler's Ninth, a meditation on life and death which can only be appreciated fully as a whole, as opposed to four parts broken up by applause.

Hey, Be-attle
CREEPO PHILIP NORMAN’S LENNON BIO REPEATS SAME OLD SLEAZY CHARGES
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/912normanlennon.html
MCCARTNEY TO FOOLISHLY PLAY ISRAEL, DESPITE TERROR THREATS
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/915mccartneythreat.html 

THE WORLD’S MOST CREATIVE RESTAURANT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/sep/15/foodanddrink.restaurants

Where ya goin’?
WATCH: IN SEARCH OF THE ANDEAN CONDOR
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/video/2008/sep/11/condor.moment 

And in the end. . .
WITHOUT YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNQLmHKlmiE

9/12  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
WHAT ELSE? POLITICAL SCIENCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl5zf8_VmAo 
SAVE THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9TLm9198E
lyrics:
http://www.lyricsdomain.com/7/george_harrison/save_the_world.html
MORNING DEW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9OYDSUTlsw 
MORNING DEW PART 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlmuJAWVP0
PART 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbcc62ntXEg
lyrics:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/grateful+dead/morning+dew_20062480.html
A FEW WORDS FROM RANDY NEWMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs
WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1HOBiMZ5LU
COUNTRY JOE CONCERT, INTERVIEW
At least scroll to the end to hear his WWIII comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE4zNcgSYw0 
A LITTLE INSPIRATION TO VOTE FOR OBAMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7vmcCzWks
AND FINALLY. . .
ASATO MAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih17Yb_9gmk
Om, Asato Ma Sad Gamaya
Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya
Mrityor Maamritam Gamaya
Lead us from unreal to real,
Lead us from darkness to light,
Lead us from the fear of death
To knowledge of immortality.

L.A. NEWS GIANT GEORGE PUTNAM DIES AT 94
Say what you will about his politics, he was a hell of a nice guy, and a gentleman. . .
The Rip Post spent a day with him long ago, for an article, an indelible memory.

http://www.twincities.com/minnesota/ci_10451289?source=email
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-putnam13-2008sep13,0,6104237.story
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/george_putnam_tv_news_fig.php 

PALIN TO STAR IN REMAKE OF THIS FILM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CdKuLRmg8k 

PREVIEW OF NEW RIP POST MOVIE ABOUT PALIN
We are working closely with Bollywood
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=a27390c40ef68bd6c67143dcd9304cdd 

WATCH: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY---YOUR ANTIDEPRESSANT
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0b05d406 

QUEEN RECEIVES 2000 PINTS OF LAGER
Who could blame her?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2801123/The-Queen-receives-2000-pints-of-lager-in-Windsor-Castle-mix-up.html

WATCH: IS MCCAIN PALIN'S BITCH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QevraCQUc

MORFORD: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN ELITIST
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/12/notes091208.DTL 

PALIN CAUGHT LYING TO ABC NEWS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ABC_Palin_lied_about_global_warming_0912.html

HERE IT IS, FOLKS---WASILLA CITY HALL!

PALIN ILLEGALLY CAMPAIGNED FOR LT. GOV.
FROM HER WASILLA MAYOR'S E-MAIL

Just part of a pattern of abuse of power
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Did_Palin_illegally_campaign_from_Wasilla_0912.html

MCCAIN PARTIED WITH ITALIAN CON MAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Photo_catches_McCain_meeting_with_indicted_0911.html
Follieri, who was arrested in April for allegedly passing a bad check, has just pleaded guilty to eight counts of wire fraud and five counts of money-laundering resulting from a scheme in which he obtained millions of dollars in investments by claiming to have connections in the Vatican.

And on to terrifying news and comment. . .

IDIOT PALIN THREATENS WAR WITH RUSSIA!
Can you imagine how this utterly terrifies the world? How can Americans be this f----g stupid as to support this pinhead? How?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/12/MNSA12SBUQ.DTL

HERE IS A PHOTO OF WHAT WAR WITH RUSSIA WOULD LOOK LIKE
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Preachhellsfire/Fiery.jpg 

LOOK AT THIS SITE
Tries to persuade that nuclear war is inevitable---then tries to persuade you to accept Jesus!
Palin is one of these goddamn assholes. . .get out and work for Obama
http://www.freewebs.com/jesusdisciple/totalannihilation.htm

HEY, SARAH! CHECK OUT THIS COOL WIKIPEDIA ENTRY!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutually_assured_destruction 

HAVE YOU NOTICED, SARAH?
THE CURRENT TIT-FOR-TAT THREAT EXCHANGE WITH RUSSIA?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/12/tit-for-tat-provocation-between-us-russia/

IDIOT PALIN DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ‘BUSH DOCTRINE’ IS
Yet mainstream media “analyzes” her “performance” with Gibson---as if this is American Idol
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_tells_ABC_War_with_Russia_0911.html
NEWSPAPERS REACT TO PALIN APPEARANCE
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/09/12/1382162.aspx 

LINDORFF MUST-READ: EXPERIENCE IS OVERRATED
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/201 
I, for instance, live very close to the garage where my mechanic works (I mean, I drive past the place every day and even buy my gas there), so I’m ready to be a car mechanic (I can’t tell you how many cars I’ve seen being gone over there, and have even sometimes watched a bit as my own vehicles were up on the lift). I also live literally across the street from a large forest, which qualifies me to be a number of things—forest ranger, lumberjack, and perhaps naturalist.

EBERT: AMERICAN IDOL CANDIDATE
http://www.suntimes.com/news/otherviews/1156080,091008ebertpalin.article

IDIOT PALIN LINKS IRAQ, 9/11!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_links_Iraq_911_0912.html 

IDIOT PALIN CAUGHT IN FLAGRANT LIE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/12/gma-palin-climate/ 

EX-REPUG SENATOR: PALIN IS A “COCKY WACKO”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Former_GOP_senator_calls_Palin_cocky_0911.html 

Man O-man
WHAT THE HELL IS OBAMA DOING?
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/09/here-are-a-few.html 
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_to_Letterman_Its_silly_season_0911.html

Dishonest John
MCCAIN PICKS LOBBYIST, NIXON VETERAN TO HEAD ‘TRANSITION TEAM’
Yeah, he’s a real maverick.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1840722,00.html

Mashed Media
PINHEAD COMMENTARY OF THE DAY: THE OBAMA-PALIN DREAM TICKET
This mainstream doofus---on the editorial board of the San Diego Union-Tribune---takes Palin seriously. Just like almost all the mainstream media. The crazy woman has threatened Russia with war, doofus! You’re another fine argument for Affirmative Action!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/11/navarrette.obamapalin/
MORE MAINSTREAM MEDIA CRAP COVERAGE OF PALIN
This is unbelievable. . .all unbelievable. . .
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/12/sarah.palin.campaign/
UNBELIEVABLE IGNORAMUS CRUD THAT PASSES FOR INTERNET COMMENTARY
No wonder this country is sooooooooo insane
http://www.rense.com/general83/palin.htm 

MCCAIN AND PALIN’S TOP 20 LIES, MYTHS, AND FLIP-FLOPS
Send to all Republican idiots you know---nah, never mind, they won’t read it. . .
http://www.alternet.org/story/98502/mccain_and_palin's_top_20_lies,_myths_and_flip-flops_/ 

KRUGMAN: BLIZZARD OF LIES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/opinion/12krugman.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
And now the team that hopes to form the next administration is running a campaign that makes Bush-Cheney 2000 look like something out of a civics class. What does that say about how that team would run the country? What it says, I’d argue, is that the Obama campaign is wrong to suggest that a McCain-Palin administration would just be a continuation of Bush-Cheney. If the way John McCain and Sarah Palin are campaigning is any indication, it would be much, much worse.

THOMPSON: PALIN---MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11250 
Palin represents everything Republicans love: Creationism, right-to-life, the charade of family values and repression of the highest order. She's a woman who hunts, rides a Harley and takes no prisoners. As my granddaddy used to say, she's "the kind of person who will drink gasoline and piss on your campfire just to scare the hell out of you."

Animals in the news!
IN INSANE TEXAS, YOU CAN OWN A PET TIGER
May they all rise up and eat their owners
http://www.texasobserver.org/article.php?aid=2835
The tiger smugglers hadn’t committed a state crime. You might think it’s illegal to buy or sell an endangered tiger cub in Texas, but it isn’t. For $500, you can buy an orange Bengal tiger and tie it up in your yard, no questions asked (a white tiger will cost you $5,000). It’s all perfectly legal in Texas. The exotic animal trade is a billion-dollar industry. Texas—which has almost no regulation of exotic animals—has always been a hotbed.

Oh, by the way. . .
CRAZY ITALIANS THREATEN TO JAIL COMEDIAN FOR SATIRIZING POPE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/12/italy.catholicism

And in more important matters. . .

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER---THE PAPER OF RECORD?
http://tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=3dd2eae0-d280-4993-abd4-d61795adf50f 

Books
PHILIP NORMAN AUTHORS LENNON BIO
Bound to have a point of view. . .Norman took the ridiculous position in his Beatles bio that Harrison was “the ultimate passenger”
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/912normanlennon.html 
EBOOKS DON’T FURNISH A ROOM
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/ebooks-dont-furnish-a-room-919089.html
The arguments for and against electronic books are perverse ones. Some authors say they are in love with the gadget that freed them from landslides of tattered review copies. Others miss that smell of Cotswolds second-hand bookshops in the rain. Fans love that they can carry dozens of books on holiday on one. Phobics are afraid of dropping them in the sea. For critics, it's all about smell and touch and reading in bed; the way we read books is an intimate part of our personalities, it turns out. Nobody seems to feel neutrally about the e-book.

MCCARTNEY REFUSES TO CANCEL ISRAEL GIG
Could be big trouble, Paul
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2823405/Paul-McCartney-told-to-cancel-Israel-concert.html 

Your Corporatocracy at Work!
HEY, FORGET ABOUT PALIN’S THREAT OF WAR WITH RUSSIA. . .HAVE A COKE. . .ENJOY THE HORRID NEW JAMES BOND MUSIC. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/sep/11/advertising.thewhitestripes 

TOP 20 MOVIE “TURN-ONS”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/poll/2008/sep/12/davidthomson.turnon

Unreal Estate
JAMES MADISON’S HOME AT MONTPELIER IS RESTORED
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/05/TRDM12MMIS.DTL
FOR SALE: SCOTTISH CASTLE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/2824804/For-sale-Most-northerly-castle-hotel-in-the-world-2.7m.html

Where ya goin’?
SLIDE SHOW: BRITAIN’S NATIONAL PARKS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/2777237/Scenes-from-Britains-National-Parks.html

And in the end. . .
FLYING POSSUMS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Lame_pet?_Try_a_fling_with_this...&in_article_id=305839&in_page_id=34



9/11  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
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SKYLINES:
DAILY CONCERT:
THE BALLAD OF PANCHO LOPEZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwiLREY3wM
THE BALLAD OF DAVEY CROCKETT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mhWbU_6kFo
THE BALLAD OF SARAH PALIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48
ANOTHER BALLAD OF SARAH PALIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Qj24GdH44
YET ANOTHER BALLAD OF SARAH PALIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4dVYk_MtDY
BALLAD OF A THIN MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYlhw3g4P8
THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND YOKO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4dVYk_MtDY
CHOPIN BALLADE # 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSROQ6FaDmE
Ballada o Łukaszu Podolskim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv-3UdG-Z4I

MCCAIN SPEECHWRITER TRIES TO AVOID PROVOKING CREEPY SMILE
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mccain_speechwriter_trying

WRONG WALL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/11/BAOD12S9S2.DTL&tsp=1

MM-MM! OFFAL!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2796484/Offal-makes-a-comeback-in-British-dining.html

CARTOONS:
PIGGIE PALIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/cartoon/2008/sep/11/sara.palin.us.elections
DE-ELITIFICATION
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/
THE SEVEN PERCENT CANDIDATE
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_seven_per_cent_candidate.html 

TYPE IN ‘MCCAINFORPRESIDENT.COM’ AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
http://mccainforpresident.com 

And on to news and comment. . .

America’s Favorite Family!
PALIN’S SON A “HUGE STONER”
---COKE, OXYCONTIN, BOOZE, POT---

Snorted and injected oxycontin! Perfect eye-RACK soldier material!
---AND BRISTOL WAS NO BETTER
She “messed around” with other guys. . .so who knows who the father of her kid is. . .
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407

HUH? WHITE HOUSE SAYS OSAMA DIDN’T DO IT!
http://www.newshoggers.com/blog/2008/09/white-house-cla.html

BUSH: IRANIANS ARE ‘ASSHOLES’
Does his country proud, doesn’t he?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/11/bush-iran-assholes/

MCCAIN LIES ABOUT OBAMA AGAIN
http://www.americablog.com/2008/09/newsweek-mccain-lied-about-factcheckorg.html
McCain just put out an ad claiming that FactCheck.org called Obama's attacks on Palin "completely false"..."misleading." Only problem? FactCheck.org said that quote about someone else, not Obama.


MATT DAMON ON ‘PRESIDENT PALIN’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Matt_Damon_terrified_by_possibility_of_0910.html
"The fact that we've gotten this far, and we're that close to this being a reality, is crazy...I need to know if she really thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. That's an important--I want to to know that, I really do, because she's going to have the nuclear codes."

PALIN SEES DUMB SON OFF TO DUMB WAR
Truck or Tram or Trip heads to eye-RACK
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gXry9qXnmIF4uACxB-MBEGqkbf3w
"I can't wait for you to meet John McCain. He's awesome!"

PALIN WAS URGED TO APOLOGIZE OVER ‘TROOPERGATE’
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/09/11/1377812.aspx

WATCH: WILL THE TRUTH CATCH UP WITH MCCAIN AND HIS BITCH?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/michaeltomasky/2008/sep/10/johnmccain.sarahpalin2 

BIDEN FLAPS HIS GUMS: HILLARY IS MORE QUALIFIED THAN I AM
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Biden_Senator_Clinton_might_have_made_0910.html

Your Corporatocracy at work!
SEX FOR OIL
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/10/AR2008091001829_pf.html 
Government officials in charge of collecting billions of dollars worth of royalties from oil and gas companies accepted gifts, steered contracts to favored clients and engaged in drug use and illicit sex with employees of the energy firms, federal investigators reported yesterday.

MORFORD: EVIL---IT’S THE NEW GOOD!
(Perfectly sums up the Republican/right-wing mentality)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/10/notes091008.DTL
There is, of course, no such thing as "clean coal." It's as impossible as a humanitarian Republican, as insulting as Homeland Security. Even Obama gets it wrong in his support of this lethal oxymoron. There are only two options: Brutally pollutive coal extraction and burning techniques, rapacious strip mining and millions of acres of destroyed forest and contaminated water tables and toxified air and one of the most environmentally destructive energy sources on the planet; or new and slightly less horribly pollutive coal extraction/burn techniques that attempt to rein in a few of the more toxic pollutants, but not including carbon dioxide or, you know, cancer and death. That's about it.

HIGHTOWER: PALIN’S FAKE POPULISM
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/98380/sarah_palin%27s_faux_populism/  
Living in a small town and being able to field dress a moose does not make Palin a populist, no matter how much pundits want to pretend it does.

OLBERMANN: 9/11 IS A GOP BRAND-NAME NOW
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/10/special-comment-on-the-gops-trademarking-of-september-11/ 

All-Melty Dollar
WHAT HAPPENS IF A MAJOR BANK FAILS?
WaMu is in deep trouble
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/11/BU3E12RM49.DTL&tsp=1

Kim Nook Yoo
KIM HAD BRAIN SURGERY----
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1840419,00.html
---S. KOREA ON FULL ALERT
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/north-korea-kim-4068.html

RUSSIAN BOMBERS TO VENEZUELA
Heh heh
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/09/10/america/LA-Russia-Venezuela-Bombers.php

(Lack of) Health
DUMBSHITS ALL OVER THE WORLD TAKE ANTIBIOTICS FOR COLDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/health/2777054/Using-antibiotics-for-colds-increases-superbug-resistance-says-HPA.html

Oh, by the way. . .
LITTLE GIRL TO GET NEW HANDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2779967/Two-year-old-girl-prepares-for-her-new-prosthetic-hands.html
WHOREHOUSES POPPING UP IN QUIET SF NEIGHBORHOODS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/11/BAT212RL1S.DTL

And in more important matters. . .

Books
THE NAZI NOVELIST YOU SHOULD READ
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/sep/10/knut.hamsun.nazi
TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE: LITERATURE’S MADDEST SCIENTISTS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/quiz/2008/sep/10/sciencefictionfantasyandhorror.cern

Musique
BRYN TERFEL: NERVES, CANCELLATIONS, RETIREMENT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/09/11/bmbryn111.xm
SAYING GOODBYE TO VERNON HADLEY, BAX CHAMPION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/tomserviceblog/2008/sep/11/classicalmusicandopera
HAMBURG DEDICATES CITY SQUARE TO THE BEATLES
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/09/11/news/Germany-Beatles.php

For Art’s Sake
SLIDE SHOW: SF WARFIELD THEATER REOPENS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?o=0&f=/c/a/2008/09/10/DDUN12Q9BQ.DTL
SLIDE SHOW: AROUND THE WORLD PHOTO CONTEST
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/2776509/The-Big-Picture-competition-round-20.html 

JAPAN CARTOON CHARACTER DRIVES UP WINE SALES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/2796701/Cartoon-character-from-Kami-no-Shizuku-drives-up-wine-sales-in-Japan.html

And in the end. . .
JOHN MCCAIN'S PENIS!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_ice_penis_-_is_climate_change_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2


9/10  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
DAILY
CONCERT:
JOE AND EDDIE: MEETING HERE TONIGHT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znj2aWAKLvw
WALKIN' DOWN THE LINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bIh6iWg59g
THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Q2mv-A2ecz
FLO AND EDDIE: THE PENISMOBILE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd1FN_pbDsA
PENIS DIMENSION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaLgh7AwzZ
MYSTERY ROACH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQeiJu4oa0
AND BEFORE THEY WERE FLO AND EDDIE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPGyzmgvk4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0weHalB7Y
FLO AND EDDIE EXPLAIN THE MUSIC BUSINESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdBGV86Vz6E

WATCH: PALIN PREPS FOR CHARLIE GIBSON
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/sarah-palins-fi.html

HEATHER MILLS TO WRITE “NOVEL” ABOUT MARRYING A ROCK STAR
Can you say, “transparent?”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1053593/Now-Heather-Mills-writes-novel-Surprise-surprise--model-weds-rock-star.html

Israelity
ISRAEL AIRPORT GUARDS MAKE (BLACK) PERFORMER DANCE---
TO PROVE HIS IDENTITY

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/israel_airport_dance

ZETA-JONES TO STAR IN ‘DR. WHO’ MOVIE?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Doctor_Who_to_hit_the_big_screen&in_article_id=302413&in_page_id=7

OH, GOD---VENAL JACKASSES CASH IN ON PALIN WITH ‘ACTION FIGURE’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/sep/10/sarahpalin.doll 

And in more important matters. . .

OBAMA STEPS IN IT---WITH DUMB LIPSTICK COMMENT
REPUGNICANS CROWING
Sure looks like he was trying to play smartass on the video---even if the remark was intended for McCain

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/Vote2008/story?id=5769091&page=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHZ7zYytLk
MCCAIN USED SAME EXPRESSION
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5g5p9M0NF_IHRYCt-emD7WWII2iOQ

ALASKA GUARD GENERAL
REVERSES CRITICISM OF PALIN---
GETS PROMOTED!

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_promotes_general_after_he_changes_0909.html 

EIGHT MORE PALIN DEBACLES!
http://www.alternet.org/election08/98228/8_more_stories_about_palin_the_public_needs_to_know/

MCCAIN CAMP: PALIN DID NOT TRY TO BAN BOOKS
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2008-09-09-Palin-book-ban_N.htm
BULLSHIT SHE DIDN'T!
Mary Ellen Emmons was Wasilla's librarian at the time. She told a local newspaper, the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman, in December 1996 that Palin repeatedly had asked her about removing books from the library, but said Palin never mentioned specific titles, according to the Anchorage Daily News.Palin has cast her questions about the library's policy, including at a 1996 City Council meeting, as theoretical. Her critics, including a city resident who attended the meeting, say the questioning was more direct. "There was no way that I thought it was rhetorical," said Anne Kilkenny, who said she attended the meeting where Palin raised the issue but says she did not remember Palin's exact words.

(DUMB) WHITE WOMEN DESERTING OBAMA---POLL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/sep/10/women.uselections2008

GENTEEL OBAMA IS DRIVEN “OFF-MESSAGE”
Does this guy know how to get tough in a campaign?
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11222 
On the other hand. . .
OBAMA IS SMEARED OVER “LIPSTICK ON A PIG”
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/10/drudge-smears-obama-and-misquotes-him-over-lipstick-and-pigs/

PALIN STILL SQUAWKING ABOUT “BRIDGE TO NOWHERE”
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/10/palin-bridge-27/

HINT FROM BIDEN: HE WILL NOT “GET PERSONAL” WITH PALIN
No need to get personal---just call for her removal from the ticket. . .
http://thepage.time.com/2008/09/10/biden-semi-unplugged/ 

LINDORFF: MCCAIN CAMPAIGN RELIES ON LAZY THINKING, PREJUDICE
Fake Maureen Dowd column alleges Obama is funded by overseas Arabs
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/200
IF YOU SEE THIS COLUMN, IT’S A FAKE
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/558/ 

CHOPRA: OBAMA AND THE PALIN EFFECT
http://www.chopra.com/wordsfromdeepak 
She is the reverse of Barack Obama, in essence his shadow, deriding his idealism and turning negativity into a cause for pride. In psychological terms the shadow is that part of the psyche that hides out of sight, countering our aspirations, virtue, and vision with qualities we are ashamed to face: anger, fear, revenge, violence, selfishness, and suspicion of “the other.”

SCHEER: HE’S CLUELESS, SHE’S WORSE
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080909_shes_clueless_hes_worse/ 
Ignorance is bliss, which perhaps explains Gov. Sarah Palin being so confidently wrong about the root cause of the federalization of most of the nation’s mortgage market. But what is Sen. John McCain’s excuse? Both act as if the financial meltdown of the U.S. economy has nothing to do with the policies of the political party they represent—but she at least may not know any better.

MCCAIN’S DAUGHTER IS AS CRAZY AS HER OLD MAN:
”NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WAR IS LIKE OTHER THAN MY FAMILY”

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_daughter_No_one_knows_what_0909.html

NEW INTELL REPORT CONFIRMS: U.S. HEADED FOR DECLINE
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/09/AR2008090903302_pf.html

YES, KIM JONG ILL
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/north-korea-kim-jong-stroke-ill-4029.html 

Little Joe gotta go
LIEBERMAN MIGHT HAVE SCREWED HIMSELF OUT OF SENATE CHAIR
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Lieberman_increasingly_expecting_to_lose_Senate_0909.html

Mashed Media
O.C. REGISTER TO GO TABLOID?
Why not? It stinks, as it is. .
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003847825
LAT EDITOR SHOWS HE IS MAJOR LIGHTWEIGHT
He’s looking for “some really cool new ways of telling the stories” (Gawd.)
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/channel_5_moving_to_times.php

Enviro Wacko
GOOD NEWS---GREENPEACE ACTIVISTS CLEARED
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/sep/10/activists.carbonemissions

Science
ABOUT THAT GIANT PARTICLE ACCELERATOR. . .
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,577219,00.html

(Lack of) Health
ANY OLD TIT WILL DO---OR WILL IT?
http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/when-i-minded-my-sisters-baby-and-my-n.htmls-baby-i-would-breastfeed-them-too-it-was-an-instinctive-thing-1472075.html

And in more important matters. . .

INTERVIEW: THE GREAT ALBERT MAYSLES
'The eye of a cameraman should be the eye of a poet'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/sep/09/albert.maysles

HOLLYWOOD TAKING OVER BOLLYWOOD?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/sep/10/bollywood.newscorporation

INTERVIEW: COUNTRY JOE
Haha---Joe is booked at an actual country music festival!

http://www.intelligencer.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1155864
Without prompting, McDonald revealed he was surprised he was first on the bill of artists who are almost entirely country performers.
McD: I didn't know it was a country-western music festival here until I got here. I think it's a mistake, maybe because my name's Country Joe. But This is pure Glen Campbell, Travis Tritt, Clint Black ... I'm sure I'm here by mistake.

SURVIVAL OF THE WITTIEST
Self-deprecating humor is quickest way to a girl’s heart (except in the USA)
http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/relationships/survival-of-the-wittiest-1469753.html

R.I.P. CONDUCTOR VERNON HADLEY
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7608956.stm

Where ya goin’?
THE TORTOISE WATERS OF PARADISE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/sep/10/brazil.wildlifeholidays

And in the end. . .
HUMMINGBIRDS
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=HUMMINGBIRDS&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
http://www.hummingbirds.net/ 

9/09  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates

SKYLINES:
MORNING CONCERT:
HARDY SINGS:
THE IDEAL OF MY DREAMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMF7ZYyMH_Q 
LAZY MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLMoGxLMolg
GO TO SLEEP MY BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HvqXICzEjY
TRAIL OF THE LONESOME PINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySumB_GjSUs
SONS OF THE DESERT/HONOLULU BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8O6TKMkMz
THE OLD SPINNING WHEEL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Q1gxb-AjE
STAN AND OLLIE DANCE: AT THE BALL, THAT'S ALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iYk_KW4rUg
TRAIL OF THE LONESOME PINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ikiny_d5FY
STAN SINGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEXUhK6Gglo
BIRD SINGS LAUREL AND HARDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UVFFl1U_WM

MAN GETS NUT STUCK AROUND PENIS
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/09/01/man-gets-nut-stuck-around-penis/

WATCH: MAVERICK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzkAZC40a_U

Quotatious: “A pit bull with lipstick? I'd describe Palin as a hog who recommends diet books while feeding at the trough.”---Timothy Noah, Slate.

EVOLUTIONISTS FLOCK TO DARWIN-SHAPED WALL STAIN!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin

MOOSE-KILLER PALIN'S SPEECH WRITTEN BY VEGETARIAN
(Not to mention unprincipled hypocrite whore)
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/blog-entry/
According to Time magazine, former Bush speechwriter Matthew Scully, the man behind Palin’s speech, is a vegetarian “known for his vigorous defense of animal rights.” He is often at odds with the NRA and opposes “more brutal versions” of hunting, such as gunning down wolves from airplanes, a practice Palin supports.


YOUNG REPUGNICAN QUITS AFTER REMARK ABOUT OBAMA'S LIPS
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_el_pr/college_republicans_obama
Adam LaDuca, 21, the former executive director of the Pennsylvania Federation of College Republicans, wrote on his Facebook page in late July that Obama has "a pair of lips so large he could float half of Cuba to the shores of Miami (and probably would.)"

DUMBASS HILLARY SUPPORTERS: BACK OFF PALIN CRITICISM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080909/pl_politico/20934

STREISAND TO SING AT OBAMA FUNDRAISER
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/streisand_to_play_for_oba.php#more

LINDORFF: THIS COUNTRY IS NUTS!
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/199 So this is what it has come to in America. We're ready to put an refugee from the "Jerry Springer" show a missed heartbeat away from the White House, and we keep our mail and our aircraft industry safe from terrorists by returning (through the mail, mind you!!) packages that are left in a mailbox if they have postage stamps on them.


And on to news and comment. . .

$50 GRAND TO POSE WITH SARAH
And she's not even naked!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/sns-ap-palin-fundraiser,0,4237294.story

PALIN BILLED ALASKA FOR FAMILY FUN
Why did state pay for her to spend the night in her own home?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_billed_state_for_Thanksgiving_day_0909.html
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has billed taxpayers for 312 nights spent in her own home during her first 19 months in office, charging a "per diem" allowance intended to cover meals and incidental expenses while traveling on state business. Among these events included a college basketball game -- and a sled race in which her husband competed. The governor also has charged the state for travel expenses to take her children on official out-of-town missions.And her husband, Todd, has billed the state for expenses and a daily allowance for trips he makes on official business for his wife."
FULL STORY
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/08/AR2008090803088_pf.html

PALIN HIDING ‘FIRST DUDE’S’ CORRESPONDENCE
Todd Palin heavily involved in state trooper union feud
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Gov._Palin_hiding_husbands_correspondence_related_0908.html
FULL STORY---1100 MISSING E-MAILS
http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/09/9620_sarah_palin_secret_email.html

3 OF 4 PALIN FRIENDS WON'T COMMIT TO VOTING FOR HER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ABC_Three_of_four_Palin_friends_0909.html

EVEN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL CALLS PALIN A LIAR
“Reformer” Palin has sought $750 million in earmarks in last two years
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122090791901411709.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

CHOPRA: OBAMA AND THE PALIN EFFECT
http://www.chopra.com/wordsfromdeepak
She is the reverse of Barack Obama, in essence his shadow, deriding his idealism and turning negativity into a cause for pride. In psychological terms the shadow is that part of the psyche that hides out of sight, countering our aspirations, virtue, and vision with qualities we are ashamed to face: anger, fear, revenge, violence, selfishness, and suspicion of “the other.”


SARAH PALIN, HYPOCRITE
http://www.slate.com/id/2199357/
When Palin was mayor of Wasilla, she hired the former chief of staff to Sen. Ted Stevens, the recently indicted dean of the Alaska congressional delegation, to lobby for the town (pop. 6,700)—which, as a result, wound up receiving nearly $27 million in federal earmarks over four years. As governor, Palin just this past February sent Stevens a memo outlining $200 million in new funding requests. Granted, Palin enjoys inexplicably warm relations with the secessionist Alaska Independence Party, whose founder's anti-Americanism, Rosa Brooks points out in the Los Angeles Times, puts Rev. Jeremiah Wright in the shade.

PALIN'S 'ALASKANOMICS'---
SHE LEADS THE NATION IN LEECHING OFF OF WASHINGTON

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1839724,00.html

PALIN REFERRED TO OBAMA AS "SAMBO,"
CALLS ESKIMOS "ARCTIC ARABS"---CLAIMS

http://www.laprogressive.com/2008/09/05/alaskans-speak-in-a-%20frightened-whisper-palin-is-%E2%80%9Cracist-sexist-vindictive-and-%20mean%E2%80%9D/

WATCH AND BE AMAZED: PALIN’S FRIGHTENING CHURCH
”It was so cool growin’ up in this church! Gettin’ saved here. . .”---Sarah Palin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K_1Eit0pxM 
LISTEN: PALIN AND HER CHURCH
http://www.democracynow.org/2008/9/9/sarah_palin_and_the_wasila_church 
Palin’s comments have raised concerns she could see some government actions as inevitable or pre-ordained as part of a theocratic belief in “end times.”

ANCHORAGE DAILY NEWS WANTS TO TALK TO PALIN
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003847225
THE EDITORIAL
http://www.adn.com/opinion/v-printer/story/520272.html
You present yourself as a Republican maverick who took on your own party's corrupt political establishment. In November's election, your party is running an indicted U.S. Senator, Ted Stevens, who is awaiting trial on charges he accepted more than $250,000 of unreported gifts from the state's most powerful lobbyist. Will you vote for his opponent? Will you urge Alaskans to help you change Washington and vote him out of office? If not, why not?

Man O-Man
OBAMA COMES OUT SWINGING
(He needs to declare that Palin is unfit for office, call for her to quit the ticket)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_accuses_Republican_rivals_of_dishonesty_0908.html
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11212
OBAMA AD: "POLITICIANS LYING ABOUT THEIR RECORDS? YOU DON'T CALL THAT 'MAVERICK''
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/8/181212/7790/461/591451
OH, FER CRISSAKES---BARACK SAYS "MY MUSLIM FAITH"
And the paranoid reactionary cretins go berserk
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/1150540,CST-NWS-faith08.article
HERE'S ONE OF THE CRETINS NOW!
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/4899
For the record: Biden stood up to Bush
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/09/but-what-about-joe-biden/ 

Dishonest John
GUARANTEED MEDICAL CARE FOR VETS IS A "BURDEN"---MCCAIN
"American hero" wants to privatize---read: destroy---Veterans' benefits
http://www.politicalaffairs.net/article/articleview/7351/
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=94407481&sc=emaf 
CONFIRMED: ROVE WORKS FOR MCCAIN
As if there was any doubt. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/08/rove-consistent-mccain/

All-Melty Dollar
BUSH GIVES FANNIE MAE TO MCCAIN AIDE

That would make him McCain's pimp, wouldn't it?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/08/mccain-herbert-allison/
CHINA FRETS OVER FREDDIE, FANNIE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/feedarticle/7781955

The other war
WATCH: U.S. KILLED 92 IN AFGHANISTAN, INCLUDING 60 CHILDREN---NOT “SEVEN CIVILIANS”
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20705.htm

Iraq and Roll
18 U.S. TROOPS HAVE BEEN ELECTROCUTED IN IRAQ
http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/ap_iraq_electrocutions_090808/ 

Israelity
SURE, IT’S OKAY TO KIDNAP IRAN PREZ
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=5758376

Rootin' Tootin' Putin
RUSSIA WILL KEEP TROOPS IN GEORGIA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7606072.stm

Kim Nook Yoo
DEAR LEADER IS MISSING, POSSIBLY ILL
http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/ap_iraq_electrocutions_090808/

THAILAND PREZ MAY HAVE TO RESIGN OVER SAUSAGES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/10/world/asia/10thai.html?hp 

THAT LIBERAL CONDI: NOT ENOUGH BLACKS IN STATE DEPARTMENT
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/08/rice.blacks.state/index.html

(Lack of) Health
VITAMIN B-12 MAY PREVENT MEMORY LOSS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7595423.stm 
SALVIA---‘STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES’
Drug’s popularity thwarts legit medical research
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/09/us/09salvia.html?em 

Lost Angeles
GREEN STREETS? WHAT GREEN STREETS?
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2008/09/nifty_street_projects_that_also_stop_pollution.php

Enviro Wacko
IS ORGANIC FARMING POLLUTING FOOD WITH HEAVY METALS?
http://www.slate.com/id/2198756/

Oh, by the way. . .
WHY IS MY SISTER DEAD?
Once again, a restraining order is worth nothing
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/09/MN7R12Q82H.DTL
DALAI LAMA’S ‘SAINT’ BROTHER DIES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/09/world/asia/09norbu.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin
NEANDERTHALS HAD A HARD TIME GIVING BIRTH
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080908203013.htm

And in more important matters. . .

SPIELBERG STOLE ‘REAR WINDOW’ PLOT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7605672.stm

Deals on meals at do-it-yourself grocery
Members of Brooklyn’s Park Slope Food Coop slash their bills for locally grown and organic foods – in exchange for labor.
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/09/09/deals-on-meals-at-do-it-yourself-grocery/

SOUTH BEND, INDIANA---HOME OF RUSSIAN PIANO VIRTUOSOS
http://www.neh.gov/news/humanities/2008-09/South_Bend_Artists.html

Books
THE EXILES WHO WOWED AMERICA
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article4618457.ece

Light reading
STOPPARD’S ‘ROCK ‘N’ ROLL’ AND THE END OF THE SOVIET EMPIRE
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Utilities/printer_preview.asp?idArticle=15504&R=13C06CFF2
Havel and 10 other banner Chartists were imprisoned for their troubles two years later, and although the Husak regime inaugurated another period of reaction following this cause célèbre, the warp and woof of Czech dissidence was forever changed. It became more unified. Indeed, the "pop" qualities of revolt would later be glimpsed in some of the sillier accoutrements of the post-Communist era, such as the neon heart that adorned Prague Castle under Havel's presidency, and the naming of Frank Zappa as the Czech representative of trade and culture.

For Art's Sake
WONDERFUL SHEET MUSIC COVERS
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/art_sheet_music_covers.html

And in the end. . .
HUMAN TAILS
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=HUMAN+TAILS


9/08  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
SKYLINES:

MORNING CONCERT:

I'M A LOSER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E
IT'S ALL OVER NOW, BABY BLUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E06SoECIp1U
WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvPMU-7OyI
IT'S FINALLY OVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7_K3xrckE8
IT'S ALL OVER NOW, BABY BLUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znJq442ANQ
THE END OF THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l-GpISGBFY
END OF ZE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE
LE TEMPS DES FLEURS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRU59nv1yzM

WATCH: SHOCKING PALIN VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v59mXowK2t8

THE AMAZING DISAPPEARING KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Duchess_Keira_skinnier_than_ever&in_article_id=298506&in_page_id=7 

GRATEFUL DEAD TO REUNITE FOR OBAMA, TOUR IN THE SPRING
Will Garcia show up?
 

http://www.nme.com/news/the-grateful-dead/39390

Little joke: What else do Bush and McCain have in common? A hidden vice. (Thanks crooksandliars.com )

Meet Michelle Obama’s cousin, the rabbi
http://www.forward.com/articles/14121/ 

GIBSON WILL INTERVIEW PALIN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_offers_first_TV_interview_to_0907.html 

MCCAIN LEADS OBAMA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/oliverburkemanblog/2008/sep/08/uselections2008.barackobama 

And on to news and comment. . .

Beyond the Palin
HAHAHA---YOUTUBE GUY CLAIMS
TO BE FATHER OF BRISTOL’S BABY

Young African-American gentleman speaks!
http://papastraighttalk.blogspot.com/ 

CAROL MCCAIN: THE WIFE JOHN MCCAIN LEFT BEHIND
She waited for him, but after she was badly injured in a car wreck, he was "appalled" by her physical appearance, and dumped her
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024927/The-wife-John-McCain-callously-left-behind.html

IDIOTIC, PATHETIC JOURNALISM OF THE WEEK:
SARAH PALIN’S FASHION STYLE: THE ISSUE AT HAND

(And it’s the most e-mailed article in today’s L.A. Times)
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-ig-notebook7-2008sep07,0,7585060.story
AND SPEAKING OF CIVIC-MINDED, SAVVY VOTERS. . .
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/05/AR2008090502666_pf.html
And some other statistics are even more alarming. How many young people read newspapers? Just 20 percent. (Worse, studies consistently show that people who do not pick up the newspaper-reading habit in their 20s rarely do so later.) But surely today's youth are getting their news from the Internet? Sorry. Only 11 percent of the young report that they regularly surf the Internet for news. Maybe Obama shouldn't be relying on savvy young voters after all.

PALIN’S 9 MOST DISTURBING BELIEFS
(Number ten: that she will be president.)
http://www.alternet.org/story/97907/sarah_palin%27s_9_most_disturbing_beliefs/

CONDI WON’T SAY PALIN HAS ENOUGH EXPERIENCE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/08/rice-palin-experience/
MCCAIN CAMPAIGN OPENLY LIES ABOUT PALIN’S RECORD
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/08/bridge-ad-lie/ 
PALIN: THE REINCARNATION OF BUSH, CHANNELED BY ROVE
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2008/09/05/palin_bush/
PALIN’S THIN SKIN, IRON HAND
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4692408.ece

WILLIE BROWN: DEMOCRATS IN TROUBLE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/07/BALU12OCMV.DTLZ

LINDORFF: PALIN---THE REAL AMERICAN TALIBAN
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/198
Why should we care about this domestic melodrama? Because, besides revealing the casualness with which the 72-year-old, health-impaired McCain is willing to treat the job of picking his alternate, it reveals the deceptiveness and the inhumane, ruthless fanaticism of Palin, a candidate who is trying to market herself to voters as “Everymom.”

MCKAY: WE'RE GONNA LOSE THIS THING
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/adam-mckay/were-gonna-frickin-lose-t_b_124772.html

RICH: PALIN/MCCAIN’S SHOTGUN MARRIAGE
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/07/opinion/07rich.html?em

Jesus H. Christ!
A LOOK INSIDE PALIN’S LOONEY “CHURCH”
http://www.alternet.org/election08/97939/weird_theology_in_wasilla%3A_a_look_inside_sarah_palin%27s_pentecostal_church/
PALIN’S CHURCH PROMOTES CONVERTING GAYS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/05/politics/p171257D37.DTL

OBAMA RESPONDS TO “COMMUNITY ORGANIZER’ CRITICISM
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/07/this-week-obama-responds-to-gop-community-organizer-insults/

Mashed Media
VAN SUSTERN PLAYS PR AGENT FOR PALIN
http://www.newshounds.us/2008/09/07/greta_van_susteren_plays_pr_agent_for_sarah_palin.php 
THE MEDIA’S OTHER NEW CRUSH: MCCAIN CAMPAIGN CHIEF STEVE SCHMIDT
http://nomoremister.blogspot.com/2008/09/medias-other-new-crush-steve-schmidt.html
SALLY QUINN: “THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WHORES”
http://mediamatters.org/items/200809040008
CHICKENSHIT NBC REPLACES OLBERMANN, MATTHEWS
Tries to appear “fair and balanced” with boring David Gregory---while Fox gets away with murder
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Palin_offers_first_TV_interview_to_0907.html 

U! S! A!
WHITE HOUSE HAS ITS OWN ‘INTERROGATION ROOM’
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/07/bush-white-house-has-its-own-interrogation-room/
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE U.S. EMPIRE---761 MILITARY BASES AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.alternet.org/audits/97913/the_us_has_761_military_bases_across_the_planet%2C_and_we_simply_never_talk_about_it/

U.S. BORN TERRORIST IS LIKELY DEAD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/onthefrontline/2695294/Al-Qaedas-American-born-propaganda-chief-may-have-died-in-predator-attack.html

Iraq and Roll
WOODWARD SAYS BUSH DOESN’T UNDERSTAND
WHY IRAQIS ARE NOT APPRECIATIVE

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/08/bush-iraqis-appreciative/ 
THE 2.7 MILLION IRAQI REFUGEES THAT THE MEDIA IGNORE
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/iraq-refugees-displaced-3934.html 

Enviro Wacko
LAST FOUR BERKELEY TREE SITTERS HOLDING OUT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/08/BA4A12PS83.DTL

Oh, by the way. . .
CHERNOBYL EXCHANGE STUDENT DOESN’T WANT TO LEAVE
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-chernobyl8-2008sep08,0,7849431.story
ASTOUNDING RESCUE OF LITTLE GIRL SUCKED DOWN A DRAIN
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?'Drain_suck'_toddler's_parents_recall_panic&in_article_id=298467&in_page_id=34

And in more important matters. . .

MEET MR. JALOPY AND THE MAKER MOVEMENT
by John Rogers
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_re_us/maker_movement

THE LONELINESS OF THE SELF EMPLOYED
No wonder Starbucks flourished. . .
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-coworkingsep08,0,585598.story

REMEMBERING THE GREAT JIMMY SLYDE
http://www.threepennyreview.com/samples/seibert_f08.html 
Watch: Jimmy in action
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=JIMMY+SLYDE&search_type=&aq=-1&oq= 

Lingo
INTERFACE ME, BABY!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/05/AR2008090503728.html?hpid=topnews

Books
PREVARICATION NATION
http://www.bookforum.com/inprint/015_03/2755

And in the end. . .
LITTLE WINGNUT ANNIE
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_sarah_palin_in_little_wingnut_annie.html


9/05  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
SKYLINES:

MORNING CONCERT:

VAUGHN-WILLIAMS: THE LARK ASCENDING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcuteYm-EA
HOLST: ST. PAUL SUITE (part one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ugABEXzbc
HOLST: ST. PAUL SUITE (part two)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkNkJDDCEwo
DELIUS: FLORIDA SUITE: SUNSET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3zahvTPpU8
DELIUS: VIOLIN SONATA IN B (1st movement)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3SMIQR0rD8
BRIDGE: SUMMER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keoxcl-Kx_Q 
BAX: WINTER LEGENDS (3rd movement, part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eLJoGtsHqs
BAX: WINTER LEGENDS (3rd movement, part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAiwmXeZ8EA
ARTIST PAINTS TO MUSIC OF BAX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVmLxOypgfE 
HOLST: NEPTUNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0i7advgnUk

DAILY SHOW ON PIGBOY ROVE
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card

DAILY SHOW ON DELEGATE GAY SEX
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184084&title=the-best-fking-news-team-ever 

LARRY DAVID ON CANCER BALDNESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnZft1YTcA0 

AMY WINO ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF WHISKEY
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Wino_demands_48_bottles_of_whiskey&in_article_id=296339&in_page_id=7

13 GOLF BALLS REMOVED FROM DOG
And you thought I was going to say “McCain’s head.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7599899.stm

BLOGGER DOES L.A. TIMES’ JOB
Can you say, “police reporter?”
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/laists_editor_makes_the_c.php

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS FREE ELECTION FILM ON-LINE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/05/usa
The Oscar-winning film-maker is releasing Slacker Uprising as a free internet download to mobilise voters ahead of November's presidential election. It is a first for a major Hollywood release. "This is being done entirely as a gift to my fans," Moore said in a statement. "The only return any of us are hoping for is the largest turnout of young voters at the polls in November."

WATCH: ‘BIG DOG’---MILITARY’S MOST ADVANCED ROBOT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2687038/Robotic-BigDog-is-US-armys-best-friend.html

AUNG SAN SUU KYI ON HUNGER STRIKE
Guess Laura Bush’s little pet “human rights” cause didn’t do the trick. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/burmamyanmar/2687694/Aung-San-Suu-Kyi-on-hunger-strike.html

And on to news and comment. . .

WATCH: PALIN'S HIDDEN BASE
Listen to the cretins, if you can stand it
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1463341016/bctid1774353180

PALIN TRIED TO HUSH UP BRISTOL'S PREGNANCY,
GET HER MARRIED BEFORE CONVENTION

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_at_war_with_her_daughter_over_pregnancy_wedding/celebrity/65370

REPUGNICAN REP.: OBAMA IS “UPPITY”
Well, at least she was polite enough to leave out “nigger”
http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/westmoreland-calls-obama-uppity-2008-09-04.html

MCCAIN CRITICIZED PALIN EARMARKS
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-earmarks3-2008sep03,0,2482434.story 

RIDGE: “JOHN BUSH IS HIS OWN MAN”
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/05/tom-ridge-john-bush-err-john-mccain-is-his-own-man/ 

MORFORD: GREETINGS FROM THE ANGRY LEFT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/05/notes090508.DTL
The GOP is laughing at your expense. Don't you see how they're tossing about "the angry left" catchphrase as though progressives are the only ones who've been molested by Bush's horrible policies and McCain's lust for more war, by illegal wiretapping, torture, environmental ignorance, the raping of the Treasury?


FORMER BUSH SPEECHWRITER PUT THE WORDS IN SARAH’S MOUTH
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1838808,00.html
PALIN UNDER WRAPS
Can’t do press interviews because she does not know enough about foreign policy, etc.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/05/clock-is-ticking-as-mccain-campaign-hides-palin-from-the-press/ 
PALIN BANKROLLED MAYOR CAMPAIGN
WITH CITY EQUIPMENT, TAXPAYER DOLLARS

http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2008/090408Leopold.shtml
The documents show that Palin used city computers to manage her campaign and billed taxpayers for mailings, phone calls and literature. Palin also had her city secretary, Mary Bixby, print 75 thank-you notes to campaign donors and book a campaign related trip Ketchikan in May 2002 while on city time.
PALIN ALSO BACKED “ROAD TO NOWHERE”
Where it is hoped she is headed
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/04/palin-nowhere-road/ 
FIRST DUDE WAS MEMBER OF ALASKA INDEPENDENCE PARTY
Party called for secession, refused to recognize U.S. flag
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/04/us/politics/04party.html?ref=politics
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hpC0ED5JB9qx1iUsd9xz-dBbwWBwD92UTA501
BE VERY AFRAID: THE SARAH PALIN SISTERHOOD
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/05/america/05women.php 
PROFILE: WASILLA
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/09/04/palin%e2%80%99s-wasilla-a-small-town-with-attitude/ 
WATCH: LOCAL NEWS COVERAGE OVER PALIN’S TROOPER SCANDAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UojMnCgqVA 
‘ALASKA IS ONE OF THE REFUGE STATES
IN THE LAST DAYS’---PALIN’S CRAZY PASTOR

See Nutball Jeezo Boy Pray with Gov. Sarah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k84m2orSOaM 

RAIMUNDO: PALIN---XENA OF THE WAR PARTY
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13412 
According to news reports, Palin was diverted away from a fundraiser for a pro-life group headed up by Phyllis Schlafly so she could attend a grilling session conducted jointly by AIPAC and Lieberman, but this hardly seemed necessary. After all, the woman has a little Israeli flag in her office. . . The McCainiacs chose Palin out of jealousy: they wanted an Obama of their own, and since they couldn't have one, they settled on Palin – the Bizarro Obama. . . Sarah, who looks – and acts – an awful lot like Xena, the Warrior Princess, is the perfect messenger for the GOP's credo of unmitigated militarism. Her speech to the Republican convention was, in large part, a continuation of the theme of the previous night: aggressive nationalism rationalized by religious fervor.

RNC BREAKDOWN: WHICH WORDS WERE SAID MOST OFTEN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/05/republican-priorities/ 
ThinkProgress has put together an analysis based on the prepared remarks (a total of 38,055 words) of the convention speakers, looking at how many times Republicans said various words. A glimpse at conservatives’ priorities.
And, by our count, the word, “fight” appeared 21 times in Big Bad John’s speech
http://onmilwaukee.com/politics/articles/mccainspeechtranscript.html 
KLEIN: MCCAIN’S MUTED SPEECH
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1838965,00.html 
TEXT:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/05/america/05mccainspeech.php

Freedom of what?
‘ANARCHIST” WAS BEATEN, HOODED,
GAGGED IN JAIL---ABU GHRAIB STYLE

http://www.startribune.com/local/west/27891909.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7EaDiaMDCiUZ
http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2008/09/03/18532728.php 
"They put a bag on my head with a gag in my mouth and used pain compliance on me for an hour and a half," said a bruised Elliot Hughes of his days in the Ramsey County jail. "I was screaming for God, for mercy, crying, asking why they were doing this."
EIGHT PROTESTERS CHARGED WITH “TERRORISM”
http://www.democracynow.org/2008/9/4/eight_members_of_rnc_activist_group 
GESTAPO-LIKE COPS HARASS VIDEOTAPERS
http://www.democracynow.org/2008/9/4/i_witness_video_collective_forced_out 
AMY GOODMAN: WHY WE WERE FALSELY ARRESTED
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080903_why_we_were_falsely_arrested/ 
FLOYD: THE MINNESOTA MONSTER MASH
http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2008/090108Floyd.shtml
Glenn Greenwald tells a harrowing tale of police-state tactics in Minneapolis, with armed security forces conducting Baghdad-like raids on the houses of activists, terrorizing many and arresting some for thought crimes -- such as "planning to cause a riot" -- and other bogus charges. The sweeps -- guided and aided by the federal government -- are designed to "ensure domestic tranquility" during the imminent Republican convention in the city. As Greenwald points out, not one of those who were shackled, arrested and hauled out at gunpoint had committed any crime whatsoever.

LINDORFF: THE THINGS THEY LEFT BEHIND
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/197
There was the long list of speakers touting America’s “freedoms” as, outside the convention hall, police thugs dressed in military gear, and armed with huge batons and assault weaponry were bashing in doors and terrorizing journalists, arresting others and dragging them face down along the street, using teargas against peaceful demonstrators and arresting them by the hundreds.

DIONNE: MCCAIN THE DIVIDER
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080904_mccain_the_divider/ 
The Republican crowd here gleefully played into the very worst stereotypes of their party as a privileged class resistant to social change. When Rudy Giuliani referred to Barack Obama’s past as a “community organizer,” the crowd broke into ugly, patronizing laughter. These, presumably, are people who never needed a neighborhood advocate. Imagine if Democrats ever reacted to someone who worked as, say, an entrepreneur or a church leader as these Republicans did to Obama’s old line of work.

PARRY: THE ANTI-OBAMA HATE FEST
http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2008/090408Parry.shtml
The Republican Party, which has defined modern-day negative politics, was back at it again, bashing Barack Obama and the news media in an ugly display that rivaled the old days of Nixon-Agnew – or George W. Bush’s last convention where GOP operatives passed out “Purple Heart Band-Aids” to mock John Kerry’s war wounds.

In case you missed it. . .
OBAMA MEETS O’REILLY, NO ONE DIES
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1838954,00.html

Iraq and Roll
WHITE HOUSE BUGGED IRAQ LEADERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/05/usforeignpolicy.usa

Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin
CHENEY: GEORGIA WILL JOIN NATO
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/05/georgia.nato 
THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING
http://chronicle.com/temp/email2.php?id=4hdWbs8VystvgH2ztrmysPtmspqBPcfJ 
But today's Russia, with a gross domestic product of more than $1.3-trillion in 2008 (compared with a low of $200-billion under Boris N. Yeltsin) has barged back into the ranks of the world's 10 largest economies; in purchasing power, it is closing in on Britain, at No. 6. Most analysts dismissively attribute the rise to high oil prices, but Russia started its ascent years before they began to spike, in 2004. And few other petrostates can match the consumer demand of Russia's new 35-million-strong middle class.

And in more important matters. . .

CHEAP GOSSIP
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/06/arts/peepsat.php 

Musique
THE DEPTH OF ENGLISH MUSIC
http://www.standpointmag.co.uk./node/416/full
A lifetime ago Vaughan Williams wrote an essay called “Who wants the English composer?” Then, when such an idea was little more unusual than a woman preaching or a dog standing on its hind legs, there was no very clear answer. Now, though, works by English composers from the musical renaissance that began in about 1880 and is still continuing are perhaps more popular than ever.
ORIGINAL BEATLES CONTRACT GOES FOR HALF-MILLION
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ggpCJQXhTli0-rKMOp2XzJZ120fAD93054OG1 
VIDEO TOUR: THE BEATLES’ CASBAH CLUB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBlWzCe5DA&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tPZmu5Ho3s&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?=EBmp3nnBXwE&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP4JApDMtfE&feature=related

THE SAKE SAMURAI!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/04/WIJT12K58R.DTL 

Science
SCIENTISTS CATCH CELLS IN THE ACT OF REMEMBERING
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/04/healthscience/04brain.php

Obit
R.I.P. BILL MELENDEZ
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/05/arts/television/05melendez.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin

Film
‘GHOSTBUSTERS’ RETURNING?
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Ghostbusters_to_return_to_the_big_screen&in_article_id=296340&in_page_id=27
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2688271/New-Ghostbusters-film-to-reunite-Bill-Murray-and-Dan-Aykroyd.html

Books
THE STRANGEST BOOK TITLE OF ALL TIME
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7598000/7598964.stm

And in the end. . .
MAN SPOTS DEAD DAD ON TV---ALIVE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2681921/Dead-mans-son-spots-him-on-television-after-eight-years.html


9/04  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
SKYLINES:

MORNING CONCERT:
BITCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnxvpIEg8w
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvMi42iig08
SON OF ORANGE COUNTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAf71o8f27E
MY HUMAN GETS ME BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFAOA0up_yk
DIGNITY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY7tErBvxS0 
THE LIGHT THAT HAS LIGHTED THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qgf8fYGcmk


WATCH: FUN WITH JOHN AND SARAH!
http://www.sfgate.com/comics/fiore/ 

WATCH: IS MCCAIN PALIN'S BITCH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QevraCQUc

Asinine Palin Commentary of the Day!
Are Americans really this infantile? Yes.
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/2008/view.bg?articleid=1116858&srvc=2008campaign&position=8

Jesus H. Christ!
DOES HAGEE THINK TODD PALIN IS AN INFIDEL?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/04/todd-palin-hagee/

WHO'S THE ELITIST?
CINDY MCCAIN'S OUTFIT COST $300,000!

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2008/09/cindy-mccains-300000-outfit.html
Musical accompaniment for this article
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEQeRLT1HNQ 

watch: dope cindy mccain on abortion
(she should have aborted this interview)

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/04/cindy-roe-wade-overturned/

POLAR BEAR BEATEN WITH SACK OF MONEY AT RNC PROTEST
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Polar_bear_beaten_with_sack_of_0903.html 


And on to news and comment. . .

IRAQ WAR “TASK FROM GOD,”
AND ALASKA PIPELINE “GOD’S WILL”---PALIN
http://www.adn.com/sarah-palin/story/515511.html
http://rawstory.com/news/2www008/Palin_Iraq_war_a_task_that_0904.html

HERE SHE IS, REV. SARAH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_VduCWhzM&feature=related


PALIN E-MAILS CRITICIZED TROOPERS
FOR NOT FIRING EX-BRO-IN-LAW

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2008157625_trooper04.html 

FACT-CHECKING PALIN’S “SPEECH”
She told lie after exaggeration after distortion. . .Promised to be a friend of “special needs kids”
---while she cut funding for special needs students in her state by 62 percent!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/04/politics/animal/main4414049.shtml
Palin: "I told the Congress "thanks, but no thanks," for that Bridge to Nowhere. If our state wanted a bridge, we'd build it ourselves."
Just to reiterate what others have said: Congress' requirement that funds be spent on that bridge (aka the 'earmark') were removed before Sarah Palin became governor. She was therefore in no position to tell Congress anything about the bridge, one way or the other. During her campaign, she said she supported funding for the bridge.
MORE DETAIL: ALL THE GOVERNESS’S LIES
(How is it that Obama confined his criticisms to facts, and the Repugnicans freely indulged in lies?)
http://www.samefacts.com/archives/campaign_2008_/2008/09/palin_v_reality.php 
LINDORFF: MEET THE TRUTH-CHALLENGED GOP VEEP CANDIDATE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/196
Palin went on to lie about her opponent, Barack Obama’s, tax plan, saying it would raise taxes on businesses and on all Americans. In fact, Obama’s plan calls for lowering the corporate profits tax, while increasing the tax on dividends and capital gains, both of which fall not on businesses but on investors, and for lowering taxes on most Americans, while raising them for people earning over $250,000.

SARAH PALIN, ENEMY OF EARTH
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h3EH5jd_uyWAFtvLAUaky_bDGBhgD92VOL900 
"Her philosophy from our perspective is cut, kill, dig and drill," said John Toppenberg, director of the Alaska Wildlife Alliance, maintaining she is "in the Stone Age of wildlife management and is very opposed to utilizing accepted science."
SHE IS TO THE RIGHT OF BUSH ON ENVIRONMENT ISSUES
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837868,00.html 

PALIN NEVER ASKED ALASKA GUARD TO DO ANYTHING---NOT ONCE
http://www.kansascity.com/445/story/780734.html

PALIN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH NATURAL GAS PIPELINE
Came about because of high energy prices, timing---she just signed the deal
http://www.usnews.com/articles/news/campaign-2008/2008/09/03/a-look-at-palins-role-in-alaskas-big-natural-gas-pipeline-project.html
But with support for the proposed pipeline cutting across party lines, she was in part the beneficiary of lucky timing, with high energy prices driving demand for some kind of a deal. Indeed, the pipeline's promise has even been trumpeted by Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, who, in a speech this summer (given well in advance of Palin's selection), praised the project's potential for "delivering clean natural gas and creating good jobs in the process."
PALIN’S BIG OIL RECORD
http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2008/09/200893225527640103.html 

ROSENBERG:
GOP EFFORT TO GET JEWISH VOTE COLLAPSES WITH PALIN

http://www.israelenews.com/view.asp?ID=2987 
And then the icing on the cake. McCain picked Palin who has no foreign policy experience and was a strong Pat Buchanan supporter. Right or wrong, Jews consider Buchanan both an isolationist and an anti-Semite.
BUCHANAN SUDDENLY LOVES PALIN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/03/scarborough-buchanan-completely-reverse-positions-on-palin-in-just-four-days/
PALIN AND JEWISH VOTERS
http://www.jewishjournal.com/articles/item/analysis_sarah_palin_and_the_jews_20080829/  

MCCAIN’S NASTY INTERVIEW WITH TIME MAG
McNasty rides again!
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1836909,00.html
MCCAIN ACTUALLY SAYS IT:
PALIN HAS FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE BECAUSE ALASKA IS NEXT TO RUSSIA!

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/03/mccain-russia-alaska/ 

Mashed Media
ASSOCIATED PRESS SHILLS FOR PALIN
Did hit-job on Obama speech, calls Sarah a “star”
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003845788
MEDIA SWOON OVER HER UGLY LITTLE SPEECH
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080904/pl_politico/13148
NOONAN TRIES TO COVER HER ASS
Repugnican columnist caught off mike denigrating Sarah Palin---tries to explain it away
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/09/palin_means_its_over_peggy_noo.html
OLBERMANN CORRECTS IDIOT HUCKABEE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/03/olbermann-fact-checks-huckabee/ 
WAS DAILY KOS RIGHT TO PRINT PALIN RUMOR?
http://www.informationweek.com/blog/main/archives/2008/09/sarah_palins_ba.html 

STEINEM: WRONG WOMAN, WRONG MESSAGE
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/sunday/commentary/la-oe-steinem4-2008sep04,0,2288253.story
I don't doubt her sincerity. As a lifetime member of the National Rifle Assn., she doesn't just support killing animals from helicopters, she does it herself. She doesn't just talk about increasing the use of fossil fuels but puts a coal-burning power plant in her own small town. She doesn't just echo McCain's pledge to criminalize abortion by overturning Roe vs. Wade, she says that if one of her daughters were impregnated by rape or incest, she should bear the child.

HIGHTOWER: A SWARM OF LOBBYISTS
WOULD RUN “MAVERICK” MCCAIN’S WHITE HOUSE

Meet Big Bad John’s current team of crooks
http://www.alternet.org/election08/96395/a_swarm_of_lobbyists_would_run_mccain%27s_white_house/ 
Many a president has had certain supporters behind him whom he should have moved out in front in order to keep an eye on them. McCain, however, isn't even bothering to keep his self-interested backers in the shadows--he has literally put them in charge of his campaign. "Tell me with whom you walk," goes the old adage, "and I'll tell you who you are." Candidate McCain is walking cozily with a coterie of corporate lobbyists, executives, and fund-raisers who are shaping his policies... and expecting to walk right into the White House with him.

PALIN’S ANTI-AMERICAN PAST
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11159
Here are a couple of questions for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin: What do you think of the following statement: "I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America and her dammed institutions." Or how about this one: "The problem with you John Birchers is that you're too dammed liberal!"
The quotes about American institutions and the John Birch society are by the former head of the Alaska Independence Party, of which Palin was allegedly a member.

HOUSTON CHRONICLE: WHAT EXACTLY DO MCCAIN/PALIN INTEND TO “REFORM?”
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/editorial/5982225.html

PALIN CHOICE RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT MCCAIN’S JUDGEMENT
What judgement?
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/editorial/story.html?id=09b15ac9-2e50-49b6-86b3-d0a9731fbf91

HERBERT: THE LATEST GOP DISTRACTION
http://www.alternet.org/election08/97493/palin%3A_the_latest_gop_distraction_the_dems_shouldn%27t_buy/
But the Democrats should not push this stuff too far. Ms. Palin is a lot more appealing personally than the often testy guy at the top of her ticket. And the inescapable reality is that there are millions of voters who identify with her, and may be quick to resent attacks that they perceive as bullying or overkill.

GIULIANI LAMBASTS DEMS FOR NOT WALLOWING IN 9/11, LIKE HIM
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/03/giuliani-islamic/ 

And in other horrors:

U.S. TROOPS KILL 20---INCLUDING WOMEN AND CHILDREN---IN PAKISTAN ATTACK
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20679.htm 

WATCH: U.S. IN DECLINE AS RUSSIA ASSERTS POWER
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20682.htm 

GASP: CHINA ADMITS SHODDY SCHOOL CONSTRUCTION CAUSED QUAKE DEATHS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/04/asia/china.php

Mashed Media
LATEST LAT ABSURDITY: CAN'T USE "PISSED OFF"
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/09/times_new_language_rules.php

And in more important matters. . .

CHEAP GOSSIP ROUNDUP
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/05/arts/peepfri.php 

SLIDE SHOW: TARZAN THROUGH THE AGES!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2008/sep/03/2?picture=337261966

LIEBOVITZ: THE QUEEN WAS CRANKY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2683201/Annie-Leibovitz-describes-Queen-as-cranky-after-BBC-photoshoot.html

THE WRESTLING CAMELS OF TURKEY
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,576264,00.html

Light reading
DAYDREAMING IS HARD WORK
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2008/08/31/daydream_achiever/?page=full

Musique
THE TCHEREPNIN SOCIETY
http://www.tcherepnin.com/

For Art's Sake
NEW INK ART
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/05/arts/newink.php?pass=true

And in the end. . .
SWIMMER OFF MARINA DEL REY SURROUNDED BY SHARKS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2681689/Swimmer-surrounded-by-leopard-sharks-spotted-by-news-helicopter.html 



9/03  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
SKYLINES:

MORNING CONCERT:
LIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n03a7cLf0M
JAKOB DYLAN AND DHANI HARRISON: GIMME SOME TRUTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZbzRyd3Q3o
CRIPPLED INSIDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxi-3Hi_T2A
DUMB ALL OVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vMPEaO8TPs
I'M THE SLIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPJHRwyZ9y4
PAINT IT BLACK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_zp4fsDrNA
FRANK AND RON WARNED YOU, FOLKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gLDzDklTRU

GIANT SPIDER ATTACKS LIVERPOOL
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_mechanical_spider_attacks_Liverpool&in_article_id=292313&in_page_id=2

UNIDENTIFIED PARROT CAUGHT SMOKING
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Parrot_snapped_smoking_a_fag&in_article_id=290721&in_page_id=34


O’REILLY TO INTERVIEW OBAMA TODAY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/03/uselections2008.barackobama1 

NY PHOTOG DETAINED, INTERROGATED FOR SIX DAYS IN BEIJING
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/united-states/photographer-detained-beijing-3742.html

MORFORD: THIS JUST IN---GOD ABANDONS REPUBLICANS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/03/notes090308.DTL

And on to news and comment. . .

watch: former POW/friend of McCain:
"HE IS NOT CUT OUT TO BE PRESIDENT."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KjsEs46C70

MCCAIN OPPOSED PALIN ON EARMARKS
http://thinkprogress.org/ 
Sen. John McCain has long campaigned against Congress earmarking federal money for pet projects back home, having gone so far as publishing “pork lists” detailing these financial favors. However, “three times in recent years, McCain’s catalogs of ‘objectionable’ spending have included earmarks for this small Alaska town, requested by its mayor at the time — Sarah Palin.”
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-na-earmarks3-2008sep03,0,284198.story
EIGHT MORE PALIN SHOCKS:
SHE TRIED TO BAN LIBRARY BOOKS. . .
LIED ABOUT TRAVEL. . .HAS LOONEY-TUNE PASTOR---

http://www.alternet.org/election08/97350/8_more_shocking_revelations_about_sarah_palin/ 
---AND CUT FUNDS FOR TEEN MOMS
http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/20080902_palin_cut_funds_for_teen_moms/?ln 
---AND SHE DIDN’T WIN ‘MISS CONGENIALITY, EITHER’---SAYS FORMER CONTESTANT
http://xnerg.blogspot.com/2008/09/shes-no-sandra-bullock.html 
PALIN, BANNER OF BOOKS
http://www.unbossed.com/index.php?itemid=2245 
Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. "She asked the library how she could go about banning books," he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them. "The librarian was aghast." That woman, Mary Ellen Baker, couldn't be reached for comment, but news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire Baker for not giving "full support" to the mayor.
"I MAY BE BROKE BUT I'M NOT FLAT BUSTED"

HIGH SCHOOL ERA PARTY GIRL PALIN WEARS "I MAY BE BROKE BUT I'M NOT FLAT BUSTED" T-SHIRT
Unwed pregnant teens, redneck baby daddys, shot gun weddings -- are these the corner stones of GOP family values?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/reny-monk/baby-mama-drama-gop-shot_b_123103.html 
The baby daddy, Levi, is 17 and entering his senior year at Wassila High School. More on his My Space page: He boasts, "Ya fuck with me I'll kick ya ass." As an insight to how he will support his young family he shares, "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess."
WHITE HOUSE: DON’T EXPLOIT BRISTOL’S PREGNANCY
(Rip Post: Exploit Bristol’s Pregnancy.)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_warns_Dont_exploit_Palin_0902.html
THOMPSON: PREGNANT PAUSE---LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER
Sarah was a good-time girl, too. . .Used to wear shirt reading “FCK: THE ONLY THING MISSING IS ‘U.’”
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11136 
As a young woman, Sarah Palin screwed around. The last thing we need is her screwing about with the government of the United States.
COFFEY:
SOMETHING STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
ABOUT SARAH PALIN PREGNANCY

 http://www.coffeytalk.com/blog/index.php
But something still doesn’t make sense… those photos were from March, and she looked pregnant then. The baby was born in April, supposedly 1 month premature, yet he was still 6 pounds 2 ounces. So it could be possible that Bristol gave birth full term in April, and then got pregnant again.
MEET LARRY KROON, PALIN’S NUTBALL PASTOR
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Kroon 
Kroon drew national attention when he invited Jews for Jesus head David Brickner to speak at the Wasilla Bible Church. [3] In his talk at Wasilla, Brickner described terrorist attacks on Israelis as God's "judgment of unbelief" of Jews who have not converted to Christianity. "Judgment is very real and we see it played out on the pages of the newspapers and on the television. It's very real. When [Brickner's son] was in Jerusalem he was there to witness some of that judgment, some of that conflict, when a Palestinian from East Jerusalem took a bulldozer and went plowing through a score of cars, killing numbers of people. Judgment — you can't miss it." Palin was in the congregation listening.[4]
EXCERPTS FROM REV. KROON’S SERMONS
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/2/16520/14830/104/583664 
“God will deal—whether it’s a huge nation like Assyria, a corrupt African nation, or a slipping-sliding country like the US of A—the Lord will leave no one unpunished.”
LISTEN TO REV. LARRY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizrJLV30yI
VETTING? WHAT VETTING?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/03/bombshell-serious-palin-vetting-took-place-one-day-before-official-selection/ 
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was not subjected to a lengthy in-person background interview with the head of Sen. John McCain’s vice presidential vetting team until last Wednesday in Arizona, the day before McCain asked her to be his running mate, and she did not disclose the fact that her 17-year-old daughter was pregnant until that meeting, two knowledgeable McCain officials acknowledged Tuesday.

LINDORFF: PALIN AND ME---TWO KIDS WITH GUNS
http://thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/195 
Sarah Palin and I parted ways after our first few kills. Mine converted me from a pre-teen gun nut into an anti-war activist. Hers seems to have simply left her thirsting for more.
DOWD: LIFE OF HER PARTY
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/03/opinion/03dowd.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
Even as they push Sarah Barracuda as the glamorous but tough hunting and fishing mom who can juggle it all — she’s the only nominee, as Fred Thompson bragged in his convention speech, “who knows how to properly field dress a moose” — they rant at reporters who wonder how she will juggle it all and question some of her judgments.
SCHEER: PALIN AND EARMARKS
Sarah Barracuda a reformer? Hahahahahahahahah. . .
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080902_palins_alaska_reaps_the_windfall_profits_mccain_decries/ 
Just witness the success of Palin, who, as mayor of the hamlet of Wasilla, hired a big-time lobbying firm intimately connected with the state’s now-indicted Republican Sen. Ted Stevens and thus obtained $27 million in federal earmarks during her tenure. As The Washington Post calculated in a devastating report on Mayor Palin’s assault on the federal treasury, her home town of Wasilla (with about 6,000 inhabitants in 2002 when she was mayor) received $6.1 million, or $1,000 per resident in earmarks, almost as much as Boise, Idaho, got this year with a population that is 30 times larger.
PALIN: AVERAGE ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH
(Well, it was good enough for W.)
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-harris3-2008sep03,0,3801278.story

MICHAEL MOORE ANSWERS LITTLE JOEY LIEBERMAN
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=231 
Two-thirds of the country agree with my position on the war, two-thirds of the country agree with my position on a single-payer universal health care system, two-thirds believe in some form of gun control -- name the documentary, pick the issue, and the American public agrees with Michael Moore. So get over me, will ya?

Freedom of what?
FOX NEWS: LEAVE PROTESTERS IN JAIL
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fox_host_RNC_protesters_should_be_0902.html 
TWO JOURNALISM STUDENTS AND ADVISOR STILL IN JAIL OVER RNC PROTEST
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003845147
PREZBOY EQUATES ‘ANGRY LEFT’ WITH NORTH VIETNAMESE TORTURERS
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/02/bush-angry-left/ 
COPS USE TEAR GAS, FLASH GRENADES ON “ANARCHISTS”
Those kids have a lot of guts and principle
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Riot_cops_use_gas_on_RNC_0903.html 
ACLU CONDEMNS MASS ARRESTS OF PROTESTORS
As should every American citizen
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ACLU_condemns_mass_arrests_of_RNC_0902.html 

Repugnicans
CINDY MCCAIN: FROM RODEO QUEEN TO WHITE HOUSE?
Or. . .From bullriding to riding a bullshitter
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/09/02/cindy-mccain-rodeo-queen-to-first-lady/
MCCAIN’S MOTHER: “THEY WON’T LET ME TALK”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCains_mother_laments_They_wont_let_0903.html
WHERE’S DICK CHENEY?
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/03/what-does-cheney-think-of-palin/ 

OBAMA UP BY EIGHT POINTS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/03/uselections2008.barackobama2 

Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin
UKRAINE COUP LOOMING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/03/ukraine 
LIFE IN PUTIN’S RUSSIA
Shoot first, ask no questions later. . .it’s one big crime syndicate
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/20/AR2008062002596.html?referrer=emailarticle 
PUTIN THE CHESSMASTER
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20673.htm 
To fully grasp the recent upheavals in the Caucasus, it is necessary to view the conflict as but a minor skirmish in a far more significant geopolitical struggle between Moscow and Washington over the energy riches of the Caspian Sea basin -- with former Russian President (now Prime Minister) Vladimir Putin emerging as the reigning Grand Master of geostrategic chess and the Bush team turning out to be middling amateurs, at best.

Israelity
MASSIVE ISRAEL CRIME SYNDICATE BUSTED
Bosses use latino gangs in U.S. to distribute drugs, carry out killings
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080827/ap_on_re_us/israelis_indicted_1 
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/los_angeles_metro/la-me-drugs26-2008aug26,0,1937517.story
ISRAEL WILL CEDE ARAB AREAS OF JERUSALEM---BARAK
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/israel-palestinian-jerusalem-arab-3767.html

People’s Repugnic
HOUSE ARREST FOR LIFE FOR CHINESE DISSIDENT
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,576063,00.html
CONFUCIUS MAKES COMEBACK IN CHINA
http://www.feer.com/politics/2008/august/Confucius-Chinas-Comeback-Kid 
Curiously, the fact that Confucius was quoted at the start of the Opening Ceremony and that this extravaganza featured 3,000 men dressed up as his disciples was portrayed as an unremarkable, indeed natural thing, even though the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) was once a virulently anti-Confucian organization.

And in more important matters. . .

MEET THE TEA MASTER OF DOWNTOWN L.A.
by John Rogers
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2008/09/02/entertainment/e153031D85.DTL

ARE MUSIC CRITICS LOSING THEIR CLOUT?

http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0830/p25s03-algn.html 

ONE MAN'S FIGHT TO SAVE HONG KONG HARBOR
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/09/03/can-he-stop-the-sprawl-thats-eating-hong-kong%e2%80%99s-harbor/ 

DOES MEMORY EXIST OUTSIDE THE BRAIN?
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/science-technology/sheldrake-morphogenic-field-memory-lashley-collective-unconscious-3486.html


Obits

SORRY, BUT THE RIP POST WILL NOT MISS THAT “IN A WORLD” GUY WHO NARRATED PREVIEWS
Maybe he petted his dog, but good riddance
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117991448.html?categoryId=25&cs=1

And in the end. . .
JERRY REED
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/03/arts/music/03reed.html?scp=1&sq=JERRY%20REED&st=cse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCE48O6U4Yw


9/02  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
SKYLINES:

Morning Concert (
For Sarah Palin)

MOVE BITCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRpgB5-ZId4
WOMEN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJC_2Xv2yI
TROUBLE EVERY DAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEz6OGm6_E
AMERICAN WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1x6NNNfVJc
FUCK THAT BITCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePrGJvYXARA
BEWARE OF DARKNESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh5QT7RHTr8
SALTWATER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWKl1QJed0



KILLER PALIN AND INNOCENT VICTIM
More on Palin's support of animal murder below

MCCAIN EYES PALIN’S ASS, FIDDLES WITH WEDDING RING

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/31/22302/0236/926/580816 

WATCH: PROTESTER OFFERS FLOWER TO COP---IS PEPPER-SPRAYED
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20669.htm

COPS VS. DANCING PROTESTERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgtkOJXva4 

CINDY McCAIN ON PALIN’S “FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zP8uFPWxaA 

CARTOON: THE DEADLY PICK-UP
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/09/cartoon_sarah_palin_the_deadly_pickup.html

HERE IT IS: THE RNC/MCCAIN/PALIN ANTHEM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivNJS24UA2M

And on to news and comment. . .

Freedom of what?
USA TAKES “PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKES”---
ST. PAUL POLICE MAKE “PRE-EMPTIVE ARRESTS”

http://www.gnn.tv/articles/3819/St_Paul_Police_Conduct_Mass_Preemptive_Raids_Ahead_of_Republican_Convention 
Armed groups of police in the Twin Cities have raided more than half-a-dozen locations since Friday night in a series of “preemptive raids” before the Republican National Convention. The raids and detentions have targeted activists planning to protest the convention, as well as journalists and videographers documenting police actions at protests.
AMY GOODMAN CHARGED WITH “OBSTRUCTION”
For simply trying to ask cops why two “Democracy Now” producers had been arrested
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Amy_Goodman_and_producers_arrested_at_0901.html 
http://www.democracynow.org/
ARREST COMES AMID ACCUSTATIONS OF BRUTALITY
Cops are acting like Gestapo in Twin Cities---what, exactly, is a “pre-emptive arrest?”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/allison-kilkenny/amy-goodman-arrested-at-r_b_123051.html 
Her arrest comes amid accusations of police brutality in St. Paul. I-Witness founder Eileen Clancy was arrested and detained last Saturday by the police in an apparent preemptive arrest. Clancy states she and her team were surrounded in the house they were staying at in St. Paul before they had the chance to video tape any protests.
THUGS AT WORK
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/09/thugs_at_work.php 
PEPPER SPRAY, TEAR-GAS, ROBOCOPS
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20668.htm 
EXTENSIVE PROTEST COVERAGE HERE
http://www.minnesotaindependent.com/ 

Beyond the Palin
THE PROUD PAPA!
His web page was sure yanked in a hurry. . .even the browser cache
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/02/palin.uselections2008 
The father has been revealed as her boyfriend, 18-year-old Levi Johnston, who dubs himself a "fuckin' redneck" on his MySpace page - which is no longer publicly available - and lists that he is in a relationship and "doesn't want kids".
Here’s a pic of the dumbshit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/01/levi-johnston-bristol-pal_n_123089.html 

MCCAIN FOUGHT AGAINST ANTI-TEEN PREGNANCY PROGRAMS
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/02/mccain-fought-teen-pregna_n_123132.html 

PALIN LAUNDRY: PREGNANCY, HUBBY’S DUI, ETHICS INVESTIGATION, LOBBYING D.C. FOR $27 MILLION FOR HER SMALL TOWN, MEMBER OF ALASKA INDEPENDENCE PARTY, SELF-AVOWED "REDNECK" WHO WILL MARRY DAUGHTER. . .
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/09/stephanopoulos.html
And then there are her horrifically backward positions: teaching creationism, opposing abortion, pushing “abstinence education” instead of sex education, shooting bears and wolves from planes, preserving nature for skimobiles, destroying the Alaska Nature Wildlife Reserve for oil, no endangered species protection for polar bears, humans did not contribute to global warming. . .

PALIN SURE KNOWS HER HISTORY!
In 2006, the Eagle Forum Alaska sent a questionnaire to all the state’s gubernatorial candidates, including Sarah Palin (R). From Palin’s response about the Pledge of Allegiance:
11. Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?
SP: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.
However, as Hunter points out, the words “Under God” didn’t appear in the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954; the founding fathers had nothing to do with them. The Pledge itself, in fact, wasn’t even written until 1892.
http://thinkprogress.org/ 

PALIN WAS MEMBER OF ALASKA INDEPENDENCE PARTY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/02/uselections2008.republicans20085 
WATCH: PALIN ADDRESSES AIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvPNXYrIyI

SHE WAS VETTED, ALL RIGHT---
NOT BY MCCAIN, BUT BY THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/yes-sarah-palin-was-vetted-by-dday-it.html 
But she most certainly was vetted, only not by the McCain campaign. She was vetted by the only group that matters - the super-secretive Council for National Policy. The members of the Council for National Policy are the hidden hand behind McCain's Palin pick. With her selection, the Republican nominee is suddenly -- and unexpectedly -- assured of the support of a movement that once opposed his candidacy with all its might. Case in point: while Dobson once said he could "never" vote for McCain, he issued a statement last week hailing Palin as an "outstanding" choice. If Dobson's enthusiasm for Palin is any indication, he may soon emerge from his bunker in Colorado Springs to endorse McCain, providing the Republican nominee with the grassroots support of the Christian right's single most influential figure.
MCCAIN VETTER DEFENDS PROCESS (OF COURSE)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_vetter_defends_Palin_review_0902.html 

PALIN: WHAT DOES A VP DO?
Also: Being governor of Alaska is "pretty cool."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oro2Yh9HoEM

SOMEONE SPRUCED UP PALIN'S WIKIPEDIA ENTRY BEFORE SHE WAS PICKED
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/01/technology/01link.html?_r=1&ei=5070&emc=eta1&oref=slogin

COHEN: REPUBLICANS RUSH IN
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/01/AR2008090101715.html?hpid=opinionsbox1 
Still, you have to admit that in all that time, especially since Palin became governor about two years ago, no Russian invasion force has come across the strait, maybe because she was in charge of the Guard, maybe because she herself is a hunter and an athlete. The record is unclear because no high-ranking Russian appeared on any of the weekend talk shows to say how they had considered an invasion of Alaska and then backed off when Sarah Palin became commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard. Who could blame them?

PALIN’S BIG SLEAZY SAFARI
http://www.alternet.org/election08/97207/sarah_palin%E2%80%99s_big%2C_sleazy_safari/ 
Palin did her part by playing the tired old Alaskan pioneer card, saying that lower-48 naysayers who dared to object to the idea of dive-bombing wildlife didn't "understand rural Alaska." Alaska isn't really very hard to understand. It consists of a minority that loves the wilderness and an overwhelmingly Republican majority that wants to squeeze all the cash it can get out of the state before the oil dries up, the fish die out and the wildlife disappears.
MUST SEE: SAFARI CLUB INTERNATIONAL
Hunter group is part of Palin core constituency. . .Yes, you too can get your rocks off by buying high-tech killing machines and mowing down dumb animals!
http://www.scifirstforhunters.org/ 

EVEN DAVID BROOKS DISAPPROVES OF PALIN
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/opinion/02brooks.html?em

NO, PALIN IS NOT IN CHARGE OF THE ALASKA NATIONAL GUARD
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/02/rightwing-disses-general-to-boost-palin/

TOP TEN MOST DISTURBING FACTS ABOUT PALIN
Recommended reading
http://www.alternet.org/election08/97198/top_ten_most_disturbing_facts_and_impressions_of_sarah_palin/

THE BIG UNANSWERED PALIN QUESTIONS
http://thepage.time.com/halperins-take-the-unanswered-questions-about-sarah-palin/

WIKI ANSWERS: PALIN
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/FAQ/4640

SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT GUNS FOR SARAH
http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/questions-sarah-palin/story.aspx?guid=%7BFB32E159-6EBC-43C8-8A26-BE1AA4F7D00A%7D&dist=hppr

MAYOR PALIN’S ROUGH RECORD
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837918,00.html 
SHE RULED WITH IRON FIST
http://www.washingtonindependent.com/3767/palin-involved-in-ousting-scandals-from-the-start 

HERBERT: DEMS SHOULD WATCH CRITICISM OF PALIN
Sorry, Bob. Too Late.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/opinion/02herbert.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

MCCAIN ATTACKS PRESS
http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20080902/pl_bloomberg/as77ueg2jfbq

RECKLESS MCCAIN SHOULD RELEASE RECORDS OF 3 PLANE CRASHES
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003844601

And in more important matters. . .

UH-OH: PALESTINIANS TELL MCCARTNEY
TO STAY AWAY FROM ISRAEL

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1220186501693&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

THE CLBUTTIC MISTAKE!
When Obscenity filters do obscenely stupid things to the printed word
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2667634/%20The-Clbuttic-Mistake-When-obscenity-filters-go-wrong.html


8/29  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
hit 'refresh' for updates
SKYLINES:

Morning Concert

BRUCKNER, SYMPHONY NO. 8, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-stHwuY2MQ
WAGNER, "ENTRANCE OF THE GODS INTO VALHALLA"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3wrJmY4EI
MAHLER, SYMPHONY NO. 1, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErXZ0a9W4d8
BEETHOVEN, SYMPHONY NO. 5, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuRbWosqt-4
SIBELIUS, SYMPHONY NO. 2, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QYnebDaqxk
TCHAIKOVKSY, SYMPHONY NO. 5, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pypUXtDgX0
SHOSTAKOVICH, SYMPHONY NO. 5, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJFXqYEYd8
BRAHMS, SYMPHONY NO. 3, FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCvE2Qg3ofw

OBAMA CAMPAIGNER KNIFED IN SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/29/BAJO12KNGU.DTL&tsp=1

SIR PAUL: CHEF GORDON RAMSAY IS “STUPID”
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24260569-5012974,00.html 

PITT RESCUES FAN FROM VENICE WATERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/aug/29/venicefilmfestival.bradpitt

BABY-JUMPING FESTIVAL!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,575011,00.html 

NATURE PHOTOS OF THE WEEK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/aug/28/1?picture=337043795
PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2008/0828/ 

HAHAHA: DUCHOVNY IN REHAB---FOR SEX ADDICTION!
Must have more, more, more, MORRRRRRRRE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?David_Duchovny_in_rehab_for_sex_addiction&in_article_id=286193&in_page_id=7 

MORFORD:
OMG! LOL! SOFTWARE THAT ZAPS INSIPID WEB BLABBER

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/08/29/notes082908.DTL 

And on to news and comment. . .

A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY. . .

MEET SARAH PALIN!

LINDORFF:
Of All the Reasons McCain’s Palin Pick is Awful,
Evidence of Her Abuse of Power is the Worst

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/194

PALIN UNDER ETHICS INVESTIGATION!
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/washingtonpostinvestigations/2008/08/mccains_vp_pick_palin_facing_e.html
10 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT SARAH PALIN
http://www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinInfoPage.htm
McCAIN PICKS ALASKA GOV---“SARAH BARRACUDA”---AS VEEP
Palin’s an interesting character: a former beauty queen, she was a star high school basketball player (she was known as “Sarah Barracuda” for her intense play). Gov. Palin is married with five children, a staunch opponent of abortion rights, and a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/29/palin-picked/
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Vote2008/story?id=5684098&page=1 
CNN: SHE’S TOO YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/lyndsi-thomas/2008/08/29/cnns-roberts-palin-too-young-inexperienced 
WATCH:  PALIN MONSTER PUTS OIL OVER POLAR BEARS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKwZNwdowa4&feature=related

LINDORFF:
GREAT SPEECH, BIG QUESTIONS, AND A CURVE BALL FROM MCCAIN

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/193
But now McCain has tossed a monkey wrench into the Obama campaign strategy, with his selection of Sarah Palin, the new governor of Alaska, as his running mate. Palin, unlike McCain, is a genuine maverick—a woman who defied her party, running in the Republican primary against a seated Republican governor, Frank Murkowski, and defeating him, and then going on to win the governorship handily, a woman who personally turned in her own party chairman and her own party’s attorney general on ethics violations, forcing both to resign, and who has gone on to make a reputation as a corruption fighter, mostly against members of her own party’s entrenched political establishment. Palin will be appealing to many women and men who backed Hillary Clinton and who remain bitter about her defeat. Married to a native Eskimo, and with four mixed-race children, she can expect to appeal to many non-white American voters, on whose support the Obama campaign is counting.


The Other War
DEMOCRATS: DON’T MAKE AFGHANISTAN YOUR WAR
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/96740/democrats%3A_don%27t_make_afghanistan_your_war/
Barack Obama not only had the good judgment to oppose the war in Iraq, he argued for the need "to end the mindset that took us into" that war. So it is troubling that a man of such good judgment is now ramping up his rhetoric about how we need to end the war in Iraq to focus on what he calls the "central front in the war on terror" -- Afghanistan.
MORE TROOPS TO AGHANISTAN? YEAH, THEN WHAT?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0829/p01s01-usfp.html 

RAIMUNDO: OBAMA’S DICK CHENEY
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13378 
Joe Biden on the ticket with Obama, as we said on Monday, is a big victory for the War Party, which will not, as a result, be shut out of power if the Democrats take the White House. Today Biden denounces the Iraq war in passionate language, and yet it seems like only yesterday that he bloviated on the need to invade with equal if not more passion. Indeed, as chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Biden prevented any and all antiwar voices from being given a podium at the Senate hearings.

KRISTOL: BUSH MAY BOMB IRAN TO STOP OBAMA WIN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/22/kristol-bush-iran/ 
PAUL: MCCAIN, OBAMA FOREIGN POLICIES “IDENTICAL”
http://www.presstv.ir/Detail.aspx?id=67850&sectionid=3510203 

The Speech
OBAMA SPEECH: FULL TEXT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_Eight_enough_0828.html
AP DOES OBVIOUS HIT-JOB ON OBAMA---
OLBERMANN TELLS REPORTER TO QUIT

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Olbermann_rips_AP_analysis_of_Obama_0829.html 
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003844063 
WATCH: BUCHANAN---A “MAGNIFICENT” SPEECH
“This is the greatest convention speech”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Fru4dZLGA 
KLEIN: A “VERY TOUGH” SPEECH
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837433,00.html 
JONATHAN SOLOMON:
OBAMA MADE “HUGE MISTAKE” IN LIFTING FROM SORKIN’S “WEST WING”

http://www.opednews.com/articles/A-Huge-Huge-Mistake-Obama-by-Jonathan-Leigh-Sol-080829-400.html 
Barack Obama brought us a wonderful speech. But, I am mystified why Obama would use in his speech two lines reminiscent of Aaron Sorkin's dialogue in "The American President," which as of this moment, MSNBC, the most supportive network for Obama, has already pointed out. If the Republicans aren't completely asleep at the wheel, Obama has given them a huge opening. They will explain the "lift" and then their line will be, "we were wrong. Barack Obama is not a celebrity, he's an actor - pretending to be a leader."
ANALYSIS: BRINGING LOFTY WORDS DOWN TO EARTH
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/29/us/politics/29assess.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin 
THOMPSON: OBAMA DEFINES HIMSELF AND THE ELECTION
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/11100
In a speech that is, without a doubt, one of the best that I have witnessed in 40 plus years of covering politics as a journalist or working within the system as an operative, Obama issued both a challenge to Republicans to bring it on and sounded a clarion call for real change in America.
CORN: SPEECH COULD WIN THE ELECTION
http://www.alternet.org/election08/96887/obama%27s_grand_speech%3A_reason_for_hope/ 

KRUGMAN ON CLINTON’S SPEECH
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/29/opinion/29krugman.html?em 
CLINTON SPEECH: TEXT
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/27/bill-clinton-democratic-c_n_121941.html
GORE SPEECH: TEXT
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/28/gore.transcript/ 

THE STORY OF OBAMA'S REMARKABLE MOTHER
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1729524,00.html

MARINE ACQUITTED OF QUADRUPLE IRAQ MURDER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/08/26/state/n145904D03.DTL

Israelity
55 PERCENT OF AMERRYGUNS SUPPORT ISRAEL STRIKE ON IRAN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/29/poll-55-percent-of-americans-support-israeli-strike-on-iran/

People’s Repugnic
CHINA BACKS RUSSIA OVER GEORGIA
http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C23599%2C24256861-401%2C00.html 
FAMED TIBET AUTHOR DETAINED BY CHINA GOONS
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/china/woeser-tibet-3487.html 

Obit
RACING LEGEND PHIL HILL 
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/29/sports/othersports/29hill.html?ref=obituaries

And in more important matters. . .

THE EXPATRIATE
http://www.thenational.ae/article/20080814/REVIEW/559194546/1008
Around the time of the Chinese Revolution in 1949, a small crowd of foreign sympathisers came to help build the Maoist dream. Sixty years later, one of them is still there.

Books
EMILY DICKINSON AND HER. . .PENPAL
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121883343091845417.html
If it seems a tad precious to peg 300-plus pages to an almost exclusively epistolary friendship -- Higginson and Dickinson met only twice, when he came to visit her at her home in Amherst, Mass., and his letters to her do not survive -- not to worry. Ms. Wineapple specializes in imparting flesh-and-blood substance and narrative thrust to literary biographies.

WHAT’S LIFE LIKE AFTER 80?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/aug/29/britishidentity.longtermcare 

Musique
GASP---THE RETURN OF FOLK MUSIC?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0829/p13s02-almp.html 
WOLFGANG WAGNER LEAVES BAYREUTH
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7587633.stm

STRANGE WOMAN ARTIST TO DIRECT LENNON FILM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7587671.stm
BIO
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Taylor-Wood 

And in the end. . .
VOTING WITH HER FEET
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,575046,00.html



8/28  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
SKYLINES:

Morning Concert

CHIPMUNKS: CRIME MOB FUCK NIGGAZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2B9MIQlugE 
PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mAJU_ZKhEM
DIS SHIT IZ REAL 4 U FUCK NIGGAZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nTC5gFP6w
THE WRONG NIGGA TO FUCK WIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ScLW8RiFLE
FUCK THEM NIGGAZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7o0LbodBA
PUSSY NIGGA ANTHUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwazEAtQaA 
HOOD NIGGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5F618EPXc0
REAL NIGGA SHIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE8xZHqwhoc
NIGGA SHIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9P6Pnkp6U

CHRIST, GEORGE BUSH TASERED
http://origin.denverpost.com/watercooler/ci_9504260

CHINA’S TALLEST BUILDING OPENS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7585913.stm

BIG F---ING SPIDER FORCES FAMILY FROM HOME
And who can blame them!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/essex/7585391.stm 

DALAI LAMA HOSPITALIZED
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/world/international-india-dalai.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin 

SOLID GOLD KATE MOSS SCULPTURE
Why?

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=282577&in_page_id=7 

MICHAEL “SKELETON” JACKSON TURNS 50
Could remake “Thriller” with no make-up
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Frail_Jacko_celebrates_50th_in_PJs&in_article_id=284157&in_page_id=7

And on to news and comment. . .

Freedom of what?
ABC REPORTER ARRESTED IN DENVER
Was photographing senators, DNC donors for story on lobbyists, DNC money
http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=5668622 
PROTESTERS SHACKLED IN LEG IRONS, DENIED LAWYERS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Protesters_denied_access_to_attorneys_forced_0828.html 
WANT TO BE A PEACEFUL PROTESTER?
GET READY TO BE FRAMED, BEATEN BY COPS

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_10308661 
PROTESTERS SKIP THE DESIGNATED ‘PROTEST CAGE’
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/08/27/protesters-at-democratic-convention-fly-the-cage/
They’re outside city offices, in parks, on the capitol steps and near the US Mint. But the one place most protesters here are avoiding is the official demonstration zone, a fenced-in parking lot near the Democratic National Convention that activists here mockingly call “the freedom cage.”
WHAT ARE 15,000 REPORTERS DOING AT THE DNC?
”14,000 are wearing bad suits”
http://www.alternet.org/election08/96677/what_15%2C000_reporters_are_doing_at_the_dnc/ 

REDUCED SENTENCE FOR JACKOFF?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Prosecutors_seek_to_slash_Abramoff_prison_0827.html

Enviro Wacko
YES, THERE IS A NORTHWEST PASSAGE---NOW THERE IS
And a northeast passage, too! No ice.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,574815,00.html 
REID: OFFSHORE DRILLING “PURE BALONEY”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Harry_Reid_Offshore_drilling_pure_baloney_0827.html 
JUST HIDE THE EXCESS CARBON DIOXIDE---IN CEMENT!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,575023,00.html 
ALASKA IN THE FOREFRONT OF CLIMATE CHANGE
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/08/28/alaska-climate-change-frontier/Status 

Democraps
CARTOON: ON FOX NEWS OBAMA COVERAGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/cartoon/2008/aug/27/barack.obama.us.elections 
HIGHTOWER: WHO SHOULD BE IN OBAMA’S CABINET?
http://www.alternet.org/election08/96142/if_obama_wins%2C_who_will_be_in_his_cabinet_--_and_who_should_be/ 
LINDORFF: FOREIGN POLICY AND NATIONAL SECURITY ARE NOT THE SAME THING
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/192
For Republicans, there is no difference between national security, which is defined as a powerful and assertive military, and foreign policy. But Democrats, who at times have had a more nuanced view, have more recently bought into this too. At the current Democratic Convention, anxious to look as tough as Republicans, Democratic speakers have used the terms national security and foreign policy interchangeably.

Repugnicans
WATCH: LOBBYISTS IN MCCAIN’S CAMPAIGN
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/27/open-thread-910/ 
GOP PLATFORM CALLS FOR BAN ON STEM CELL RESEARCH!
Delegates are getting hooves polished, trimmed for the big convention. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/28/2008-gop-platform-calls-for-total-ban-on-stem-cell-research/ 

Iraq and Roll
U.S. UPS SPENDING ON CONTRACTORS IN IRAQ
Reduce the troops, increase the mercenaries!
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2008-08-27-contractors_N.htm 

Olympic non-events
PARTY CADRES NOT GETTING OLYMPIC BOOST
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/opinion/olympic-communist-failure-3388.html 
WHY LONDON MAYOR REFUSED TO BUTTON UP
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2008/aug/28/boris.olympics2008

Israelity
ISRAELI SETTLERS WOULD LEAVE WEST BANK---FOR A FEE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,574995,00.html

Kim Nook Yoo
DEAR LEADER RATTLING NUKE SABER AGAIN
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0827/p99s01-duts.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA TAKING ORGANS FROM IMPRISONED FALUN GONG---DOCTOR
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/admission-organ-harvesting-undeniable-says-lawyer-3249.html

Mashed Media
KRISTOF APOLOGIZES TO ANTHRAX NON-SUSPECT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003843802

Religion
BUTT’S SISTER HARRASSED FOR VEIL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/aug/27/religion.islam

Animals in the news!
CHICO THE MEERKAT IS ALL ALONE IN ZOO
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-meerkat28-2008aug28,0,149657.story
POOR ELEPHANT RESCUED FROM WELL
Mother rampages at humans
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2008/aug/28/baby.elephant.sri.lanka.well
GORILLAS GET HEART CHECKS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/28/BA4I12JGDE.DTL

(Lack of) Health
PANCREAS CELLS CONVERTED TO PRODUCE INSULIN
http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-diabetes28-2008aug28,0,6116765.story 
HOSPITAL SUPERBUG DEATHS DOUBLE IN ENGLAND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2638146/Deaths-linked-to-Clostridium-difficile-infection-double-in-two-years.html

Lost Angeles
TACO TRUCKS CAN NOW PARK LIKE COPS, FIRE TRUCKS
Well, they're just as important en nuestra ciudad, aren't they?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/08/taco_trucks_win_a_round.php 

And in more important matters. . .

Film
REVIEW: NEW COEN BROTHERS FLICK
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/08/29/arts/fmreview29.php 

Musique
BRIAN WILSON: EATING RIGHT AND ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS
Recipe for success!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/26/music.brian.wilson.ap/index.html

Lingo
IF IT LOOKS LIKE A WORD, HEY, JUST USE IT!
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2008/08/03/chillax/ 
TOP TEN MOST ENDANGERED LANGUAGES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/aug/27/endangered.languages

THE BACKYARD BOUQUET LADY OF SF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/27/HOJ71235M4.DTL 

THE EIGHT THOUSAND MILE COMMUTER MARRIAGE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/2638585/The-8000-mile-long-distance-marriage.html 

Books
BIO OF NAT’L ENQUIRER FOUNDER
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121850446228131941.html?mod=opinion_journal_books

LATE PRINCESS MARGARET LINKED TO GANGSTER LOVER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/2638324/Princess-Margaret-linked-to-gangster-lover-in-Channel-4-documentary.html

And in the end. . .
UGLIEST CARS OF ALL TIME?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.jhtml?xml=/motoring/2008/08/28/mfcars4.xml


8/27  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
SKYLINES:

Morning Concert

CHEER DOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6fJfXLjwxQ
STELLA BLUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuS6eev7tOg 
I’M DOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEaCwUnJSZA
LUCKY OLD SUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdLjJqWfTs4 
YOU TELL ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9_56HrzeUQ 
SHIP OF FOOLS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9JV0E-Y5KQ 
TEARS OF THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj80iPqME_U
MISSION IN THE RAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZY1XisITmw
THE END OF THE END
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNM-z6w9Ksk 

TREE MAN OF INDIA DOING BETTER AND BETTER
Poor devil gets his “warts” treated at last
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=282147&in_page_id=2 

Baseball starts using instant replay tomorrow
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/08/27/sports/basereplay27.php

FOOTBALLER DRINKS 40 PINTS OF LAGER, AND NOT SURPRISINGLY. . .
Dies.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=282202&in_page_id=34 

And on to news and comment. . .

HERE IT IS FOLKS---
A LEGACY OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND ETHNIC STUDIES

Highly paid Brandeis prof is specialist in racial hatred and egomania
http://www.penielejoseph.com/ 
And here is a little accompanying video, courtesy of political correctness, savagery, greed. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUuH57uj1NI  (“get your hate up/ and your .38 up. . .”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nTC5gFP6w 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvT1IaDCdc 

Change you can’t believe in
OBAMA IS A NEOCON
McCain stands for war and death. . .Obama stands for less war and death
http://www.nowpublic.com/barack_obama_neocon_disguise_0 
BIDEN: “I AM A ZIONIST”
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0%2C7340%2CL-3586542%2C00.html
WAS CARTER BOUNCED FROM DNC
SPEAKERS’ LIST BECAUSE OF ISRAEL CRITICISM?

http://www.democracynow.org/2008/8/27/fmr_president_jimmy_carter_sidelined_at 

MCCAIN’S CLOSE TIES TO NEOCON HARDLINERS
http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2008/082108Leopold.shtml

THIS CANDIDATE---WHO HAS NO CHANCE---
TAKES THE RIGHT POSITION ON EVERY ISSUE

Check this chart out. . .What does it say about the USA? About democracy?
CLICK HERE


Democraps
WATCH: THE GREAT CINDY SHEEHAN SPEAKS AT PROTEST
http://politicsanew.com/2008/08/25/recreate-68-protest-in-denver-cindy-sheehan/ 
SHEEHAN BUGGED IN DENVER
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Cindy-Sheehan-Bugged-in-De-by-Rob-Kall-080825-412.html
PROTESTERS IRRELEVANT IN DENVER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/26/EDCG12IMCJ.DTL 
CLINTON’S SPEECH GETS RAVES
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/08/27/the-early-word-hed/?hp
POISONOUS TOAD GIULIANI CREEPS OUT FROM UNDER ROCK. . .
And says Hillary’s speech helps Repugnicans
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iUbBH46rEh1ebFi3XuqQ0ogk27hA 
DAILY SHOW: HAS MICHELLE OBAMA PROVEN HER PATRIOTISM?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/27/daily-show-has-michelle-obama-sufficiently-proven-her-patriotism/ 

Israelity
RAIMUNDO: FOREIGN LOBBYISTS AND THE MAKING OF U.S. POLICY
Georgia, Israel, and the Democratic National Convention
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13365
The Georgia lobby and the Israel lobby have much in common, including key supporters and personnel, as well as geopolitical and economic links. Israeli defense companies, which are virtually part of the Israeli state, armed the Georgians, and the IDF trained Georgian troops in preparation for the day they would – as the mainstream media puts it –"retake" (i.e., invade and crush) the breakaway republics of South Ossetia and Abkhazia. Aside from the close relationship between these two U.S. puppets, both Georgia and Israel have an interest in stoking the fires of militant interventionism in American politics, as the crusading impulse helps their respective causes. Once the Americans begin to wonder where all this military and diplomatic support to troublesome and quarrelsome allies is getting them, the jig is up – which is why, for example, the Georgians are hard at work in Denver, as the New York Times reports, meeting with Democratic Party honchos and making their case with a fair amount of success.
LITTLE JOEY LIEBERMAN SHAKES HIS LITTLE FIST AT RUSSIA
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20623.htm
John McCain's two most loyal supporters and most influential foreign policy advisers, Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham, have an Op-Ed in The Wall St. Journal today proclaiming that "Russia's invasion of Georgia represents the most serious challenge to this political order since Slobodan Milosevic unleashed the demons of ethnic nationalism in the Balkans." Just as their neoconservative comrade, Fred Hiatt, does in today's Washington Post, Lieberman and Graham demand that the U.S. expend vast resources and assert itself both militarily and politically in order to thwart the New Russian Menace ("This means reinvigorating NATO as a military alliance, not just a political one . . . The credibility of Article Five of the NATO Charter -- that an attack against one really can and will be treated as an attack against all -- needs to be bolstered. . . .The Georgian military should be given the antiaircraft and antiarmor systems necessary to deter any renewed Russian aggression"). The painful absurdity of hard-core warmongers who supported the invasion of Iraq (and, in Lieberman's case, advocating we do the same to Iran and Syria) parading around as defenders of the "political order" is too self-evident, and by now too common, to merit much comment. But this warning from the neoconservative duo about the folly of imperialistic Russian policies is really a sight to behold.
RUSSIA UPS MILITARY TIES WITH SYRIA
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1836613,00.html

Enviro Wacko
EXXON WILL PAY 75 PERCENT OF VALDEZ DAMAGES
http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKN2641081120080827 
‘THE COW IS A CLIMATE BOMB’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,574754,00.html
The results are enough to send diehard fans of steaks and burgers into a panic. Even if all farms and methods, organic or otherwise, were optimized to reduce their effects on the climate, Foodwatch concludes that the principal approach to making agriculture more climate-friendly would require a drastic reduction in beef production. This would mean a radical increase in the price of steaks and the like. "It's time we went back to the days of the Sunday roast," says Bode.
“Eating cows with such persistence/ doesn’t offer much resistance/ to this cockamamie business.”---George Harrison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIjAra7Xvko 
STRANGER THAN TRUTH: BUSH PROPOSES MARINE RESERVE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/08/080826-marine-monument.html 

JERRY BROWN CRACKS DOWN ON BIG BIZ POT CLUBS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/26/BA4212IJ74.DTL&tsp=1
"The voters wanted medical marijuana dispensaries to be used for seriously ill patients and their caregivers - not as million-dollar businesses," Brown said.

Mashed Media
ANOTHER BIG PAPER DROPS AP
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003843111
IS ON-LINE READING REALLY READING?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/27/books/27reading.html?_r=1&oref=slogin&ref=books&pagewanted=all 

Animals in the news!
CROWS REMEMBER INDIVIDUAL FACES
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/science/26crow.html?_r=1&ei=5070&emc=eta1&oref=slogin 
HORSE SANCTUARY IN TROUBLE---BECAUSE OF ITS NAME
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-equus27-2008aug27,0,5200247.story

And in more important matters. . .

WAGNER WARS!
Saner Wagners take on nuttier Wagners for control of Bayreuth
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/08/28/arts/bayreuth.php

Stranger than truth!
MICHAEL JACKSON SINGS ROBERT BURNS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/aug/27/michael.jackson.david.gest.robertburns

THREE-QUARTERS OF LED ZEPPELIN WORKING ON NEW MATERIAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7582917.stm

COMING SOON TO THE WEB: DEAD SEA SCROLLS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/08/26/mideast/scrolls.php

RECIPE OF THE DAY: ZUCCHINI PASTA!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/23/health/22recipehealth.html?em 

And in the end. . .
CHINESE WATER GRAFFITI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_VTOAf7ZZM 

8/26  "You'll be surprised how often you read it here first."
SKYLINES:
HIT 'REFRESH' FOR UPDATES

Morning Concert

40 YEARS AGO TODAY---THIS SONG WAS RELEASED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZMEcAdOI-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXG83p2nkHw 
(AND THIS ONE, TOO)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-3sU0RC77E 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGnKJyw5mwk 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ylX3pbXVw 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggfFeaccEX0 
THE REHEARSAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BagUvGGO0DM 
RELEASED (MONO) VERSION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZWDcvxRWjA
THE ‘LOVE’ VERSION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3vWGIiftwE 
FANS REMEMBER
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/825heyjude.html
WILSON PICKETT SINGS IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dwSt2p0Gg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQ2RglvBl4
A JAPANESE FELLOW SINGS IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIAKGJZzM1w 
OLD PAUL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5hVA16uLvw
A DUET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApBfsUoFpBU 

WOMAN DELAYED FROM FLIGHT BY HER BRA
Homeland Security is on the job!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/26/BA2812HVK3.DTL 

SWIMMER CHECKS OUT DURING TRIATHALON
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/26/BAMS12I9ED.DTL&tsp=1

‘100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE’ AUTHOR. . .DIES
Did about half the things on his list
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/08/26/entertainment/e040436D94.DTL&type=newsbayarea 

‘WHITE SUPREMACISTS’ HELD IN OBAMA PLOT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/2624438/Police-stop-white-supremacist-plot-to-kill-Barack-Obama.html
Plot “not credible”---cops
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_plot_wasnt_credible_threat_police_0826.html

SOLDIERS WHO GUARD QUEEN FIRED FOR SNORTING COKE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/2624999/Soldiers-who-guard-Queen-fired-for-drug-use.htm

DAY IN PICS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7582458.stm 

And on to news and comment. . .

STEVE BELL’S CONVENTION SKETCHBOOK
”Marvelous view of Michelle’s behind.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/aug/26/steve.bell.democratic.convention?picture=336958768

INTERVIEW: RICK MACARTHUR---
THE LOWDOWN ON THE DEMOCRAPS

http://www.democracynow.org/2008/8/25/rick_macarthur_you_cant_be_president
It’s not an ideological fight, it’s a fight over power. There is very little difference between Obama and Clinton on the big issues of the day. And the Clintons are still running. Hillary Clinton is hoping very much that Obama will lose and that she can present herself in 2012 on the “I told you so” ticket. . . Another thing that astonishes me is that no one seems to have read his book, The Audacity of Hope. It’s all over his book that he favors free trade, he favors—he’s very friendly with the investment bank community, with the hedge funds, with the corporate lawyers and so on and so forth.

Warm in here
WHALES ARE LOSING BLUBBER
(MORE THAN YOU CAN SAY FOR THE DEMOCRAPS)

Global warming trims ‘em up---now maybe the Japanese will stop killing them
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/aug/26/whaling.conservation
60 PERCENT MORE ARCTIC CARBON THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/blog-entry/

Olympic non-events
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GYMNAST AGE SCANDAL?
“Independent” investigation panel is under China control
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/opinion/ioc-gymnast-probe-communist-party-bases-covered-3228.html
HE KEXIN IS UNDERAGE---PROOF
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/sports/the-case-against-he-kexin-3212.html
PHOTO ESSAY: THE PARENTS WHO LOST THEIR CHILDREN IN FLIMSY CHINA SCHOOLS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/aug/26/china.earthquake?picture=336961973
LEWIS: LET’S HAVE THE NEXT OLYMPICS IN N. KOREA!
Hu Jintao and Dear Leader could chat about the finer points of how an authoritarian dictatorship can pull the wool over the West's eyes and hold the biggest fake “coming out party” in history.
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/opinion/hold-next-olympics--north-korea-3276.html 
Sure, why not? The IOC seems intent to “do their bit” for the betterment of humanity by holding the Olympics in countries with oppressive regimes such as China's. Why not go the whole hog and do them all—North Korea next, maybe Zimbabwe could host the 2016 Games and perhaps hand it on to Cuba for a great show in 2020.
OLYMPICS: POLITICS, MONEY, FRAUD
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,574504,00.html 
Bach is the sort of person who, when asked difficult questions, begins by saying: Let's not kid ourselves. When asked about the IOC's prediction that China would change for the better after the games, and that it would "open up" politically, he said: "Let's not kid ourselves. We, as the IOC, cannot change an entire society."
ABOUT THOSE HYPER-FRIENDLY OLYMPICS ‘VOLUNTEERS'. . .
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2008/08/25/a-reporter%e2%80%99s-journey-through-the-olympics/ 
Volunteers at every Olympics are a unique breed of human, infused with the angelic temperament needed to deal with journalists 24 hours a day. But here in China, I have sometimes felt as though they stopped short only of fanning us with palm fronds and offering grapes as we write our stories.

Democraps
OH, SPARE US---JUAN WILLIAMS TEARS UP AFTER MICHELLE OBAMA SPEECH!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/26/juan-williams-tears-up-after-michelle-obama-speech-its-unbelievable/
PIGBOY ROVE ATTACKS MICHELLE
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/26/rove-michelle-patriotism/ 
OBAMA HIT-JOB BOOK IS FULL OF ERRORS, DUBIOUS SOURCES
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1835629,00.html 
But misstatements and inaccuracies — including at least eight major errors in the first 50 pages — have thrown considerable doubt on the book's credibility. So has his dependence on less than authoritative sources, among them Martin's blog.
RAIMUNDO: BIDEN MEANS BUSINESS---AS USUAL
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13354
To anyone who really believed Barack Obama's candidacy represented "hope" and "change," the selection of Joe Biden as his running mate should put that illusion to rest. Antiwar activists point to Biden's vote in favor of authorizing Bush to go to war with Iraq, but even worse was his behavior in the run-up to the invasion.
THOMPSON: THE DAY THE OBAMA DREAM DIED
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/10784
So much for the dream, so much for the promises of change, so much for casting aside the old way of doing things. If you want to deliver on those promises, you don't pick a two-time loser as a Presidential candidate, a long-winded speakers who puts people to sleep or a known plagiarist who also lied outright when he said he would never accept an offer of the vice presidency.
LINDORFF: REMEMBERING WHEN GOV’T. WAS AT LEAST APPROACHABLE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/190
And from the looks of things, it may not be much better even if Obama takes over the White House. The first day of the Democratic Convention in Denver saw anti-war protesters penned into the same kinds of “free-speech zones” that the Bush/Cheney administration has made into standard features of any “public” appearance they put in, while AT&T, the company that brought us the convention, kept even credentialed reporters away from a private party the company threw for those Democrats in Congress who obligingly passed immunity legislation to protect the company from lawsuits by those whose communications were spied on by Bush’s National Security Agency. (Obama supported the immunity legislation.)
PROTESTERS HIT WITH ‘PEPPER-SPRAY CANNONS’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/100_protesters_arrested_in_Denver_hit_0826.html

Dishonest John
CREEP MCCAIN AGAIN CITES POW EXPERIENCE---WHEN LENO ASKS ABOUT HIS MANSIONS
”What a maroon.”---Bugs Bunny
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/26/wallace-mccain-leno/ 
LENO: For $1 million, how many houses do you own?
MCCAIN: You know, could I just mention to you Jay, in a moment of seriousness, I spent five and a half years in a prison cell. I didn’t have house.

Iraq and Roll
CHALMERS JOHNSON:
FIVE YEARS OF U.S.-WROUGHT WRECKAGE IN IRAQ
Bush's supporters see the global war on terrorism as a "clash of civilizations" -- yet the civilization we are destroying in Iraq is part of our own.
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/96372/looking_back_at_five_years_of_bush%27s_wreckage_in_iraq/

Mashed Media
NYT CLASSIFIED REVENUE PLUNGES
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003842728

World gone mad
BLACK HISTORY WILL BE COMPULSORY IN BRIT SCHOOLS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2625616/Black-history-to-be-compulsory-in-schools-for-first-time.html
HUMANS TURN TO ‘MINI-COWS’ FOR FOOD, MILK
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article4547604.ece

Animals in the news!
ALBINO WHALE SHARK PHOTOGRAPHED
Nowhere left to hide from humans
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/08/26/eaalbino126.xml
WIND TURBINES KILL BATS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/08/080825132107.htm

(Lack of) Health
INCENSE INCREASES CANCER RISK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/aug/26/incense.cancer

Unreal Estate
L.A. HOME PRICES FALL 25 PERCENT
Har. Now they’re $750k instead of a million
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2008/08/case-shiller-la.html

Obit
R.I.P. LANGUAGE EXPERT URDANG
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/books/26urdang.html?ref=obituaries

And in more important matters. . .

Books
HOW FEMINISM HAS DESTROYED MEN
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/book_extracts/article4448371.ece
I know. Saving the males is an unlikely vocation for a 21st-century woman. Most men don’t know they need saving; most women consider the idea absurd. When I tell my women friends that I want to save the males, they look at me as if noticing for the first time that I am insane. Then they say something like: “Are you out of your mind? This is still a male-dominated world. It’s women who need saving. Screw the men!” Actually, that’s a direct quote. The reality is that men already have been screwed – and not in the way they prefer. For the past 30 years or so, males have been under siege by a culture that too often embraces the notion that men are to blame for all of life’s ills. Males as a group – not random men – are bad by virtue of their DNA.
Related:
KATE MOSS: 'ALL MEN ARE BITCHES AND C---TS'
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=280305&in_page_id=7
Related:
CONNERY ‘ON BEING A SCOT’
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/26/DDDN12I0QE.DTL

MASSIVE STATUE OF MARCUS AURELIUS FOUND IN TURKEY
How the turkey ate it, no one knows
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7580745.stm

Film
COMING SOON FROM BOLLYWOOD: ‘HARI PUTTAR’
Lawsuits loom
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/2623362/Harry-Potter-studio-sues-over-Bollywood-film-Hari-Puttar.html
DR. WHO---THE MOVIE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2624566/Doctor-Who-could-be-made-into-movie.html
SCARLETT’S SUITOR, FRED CRANE, DIES AT 90
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/movies/26crane.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin

SHACKLETON DESCENDANTS OFFER ANTARCTIC TREK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/aug/26/adventure
To mark the centenary of the explorer's unsuccessful Nimrod expedition to the south pole, six descendants of Shackleton and his crew are offering a member of the public a place on their polar jaunt. This time round, the specification is a little less bleak.

NEANDERTHALS WERE NOT STUPID
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/aug/26/evolution

And in the end. . .
STONES WOKE HIM FROM COMA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2517346/Rolling-Stones-classic-wakes-grandfather-from-coma.html
 

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